Speaker 1: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: I just the bits.
Speaker 3: What's up everybody, Happy weekend. I'm excited you're here. If
Speaker 3: you're getting caught up on the Bobby Bone Show, you
Speaker 3: have come.
Speaker 4: To the right place.
Speaker 3: This is part two of Best Bits, where I count
Speaker 3: down the best segments from the show this week. But
Speaker 3: in case you want a little extra this weekend of
Speaker 3: some Bobby Bone Show material, check out part one.
Speaker 4: In part three, Amy joins me.
Speaker 3: In part one, we talk all about Halloween and Amy
Speaker 3: is not actually a huge Halloween participant, but for no
Speaker 3: reason in particular. And we also talked about her adult
Speaker 3: dating and how that's been going. And I also did
Speaker 3: some new things recently and had a massage therapist dilemma
Speaker 3: that I'm still a little bit questioning, So check those
Speaker 3: out Part one.
Speaker 4: In part three.
Speaker 3: For now the reason you're here, let's count down the
Speaker 3: segments from this week. Halloween just happened this past week,
Speaker 3: and I had a Halloween story to share.
Speaker 4: I was at a bar party.
Speaker 3: And I met someone and it kind of turned into
Speaker 3: Love is Blind Halloween edition if you will, And there
Speaker 3: could be further up date, so you'll want to hear
Speaker 3: this one in case more is to come number seven.
Speaker 5: If you meet someone on Halloween night or a night
Speaker 5: when everybody's dressed up and you're like, oh, we really
Speaker 5: hit it off, but you don't know what they really
Speaker 5: look like, that's a problem. It could be not a problem,
Speaker 5: it could be great. But this happened to Morgan. And
Speaker 5: so you met a dude. Yeah, what was he dressed as?
Speaker 4: He had a mask on.
Speaker 3: It was just like a or like a painted mask
Speaker 3: if you will.
Speaker 4: And it had a bunch of tattoos too. I don't
Speaker 4: really know honestly.
Speaker 6: What he was.
Speaker 5: Okay, so it wasn't like a plastic man. He just
Speaker 5: painted his face all the way through.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so I'm talking to him and he's like, I
Speaker 3: want to give.
Speaker 4: You my number. I'm like, this is great, and I
Speaker 4: have the number.
Speaker 3: But now I'm like, I don't think I actually know
Speaker 3: what this man really looks like.
Speaker 5: For dudes, we've been through this, Eddie. Maybe not because
Speaker 5: he got married so young.
Speaker 7: Long time ago.
Speaker 8: You mean y'all have been through it with women?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, where it's like, oh we met little bow
Speaker 5: of peep. She was hot and then well she's not
Speaker 5: a little bowl peep At a different store.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when sexy nurse and when she was just normal clothes.
Speaker 2: I am not so sexy.
Speaker 6: So Moregan, do you have the ability look him up on Instagram?
Speaker 4: I only have his first name, so no, but.
Speaker 2: You have his number?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: The Google?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was gonna say I could give it
Speaker 3: to my d bones.
Speaker 7: Isn't this the best situation? She fell in love with
Speaker 7: his personal.
Speaker 6: Love not true?
Speaker 2: Love is blind.
Speaker 6: Fair love is not blind.
Speaker 2: Don't be shallow?
Speaker 6: So when will you be going on the date?
Speaker 4: I don't know. We've been messaging back and forth.
Speaker 5: Can I make a suggestion? Yeah, a very selfish suggestion.
Speaker 5: My selfish suggestion is you do not look him up.
Speaker 5: You do not look him up. You show up, you'll
Speaker 5: be kind of confused to which one he is unless he's.
Speaker 2: Warning to make up.
Speaker 6: How do I know where to make up? Like in
Speaker 6: the bottom half of your head?
Speaker 5: So I know?
Speaker 6: For the This is why it's selfish. For the sake
Speaker 6: of this show, we would love to hear how it
Speaker 6: goes without you knowing what.
Speaker 9: He looks like initially, okay, a blind date, and also
Speaker 9: if you did hit it off, I think there's something
Speaker 9: to that to where maybe you can explore or instead
Speaker 9: of maybe Morgan in the past would only find guys
Speaker 9: that she was really attracted to, that fittest certain maybe
Speaker 9: this guy isn't that, but you can find other things
Speaker 9: about him.
Speaker 6: You probably won't marry him, But I think this is.
Speaker 5: A good experiment for single Morgan as she's growing into
Speaker 5: the mature Morgan trying to find the person or maybe
Speaker 5: not that she and I won't say, spend the rest
Speaker 5: of her life with, but that she could invest into.
Speaker 8: Okay, so the little social what were you dressed up
Speaker 8: as when you met him?
Speaker 4: Dolly Parton? So it really I didn't really.
Speaker 6: Have to sell the picture on Instagram.
Speaker 5: It looked like you did great, it was the hair
Speaker 5: was good, the denim was good. You look like Dolly Parton.
Speaker 5: But no, no, you could tell it was you. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like you know, yeah, please go out with them without
Speaker 5: asking for a picture.
Speaker 4: Okay, so just going.
Speaker 3: Blind, Yes, but seriously, how do I find him out
Speaker 3: a bar?
Speaker 4: Like when I walk in?
Speaker 3: How am I?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 6: You can? But I think there's a joke there.
Speaker 5: I think there's something that you can text about that's like, Hey,
Speaker 5: the last time I saw you, you know, you look
Speaker 5: like the clown from it. How do I know which
Speaker 5: one you are without the makeup? That's easy, it's funny,
Speaker 5: and he'll yes, he'll say, go out with.
Speaker 3: Him, Okay, this would be a social experiment.
Speaker 5: And then if you get there and you're like, huh,
Speaker 5: this is not what I expected, or you may get
Speaker 5: there and be like, hunt's not what I expected it.
Speaker 5: But you know what, he's actually pretty cool. And I
Speaker 5: don't want to keep making the same mistake over and over.
Speaker 5: Although you did have a good relationship last time, but
Speaker 5: one is not a streak.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm trying. I'm trying.
Speaker 5: No, this is why I want you to keep trying here,
Speaker 5: not just for my sake and for the selfishness of
Speaker 5: the show for this to be a bit, but I
Speaker 5: think this is actually a good experiment for you too,
Speaker 5: a good exercise for you too, to only judge a
Speaker 5: guy based on his face makeup of tattoos.
Speaker 6: Yes, why was he so dressed up so early?
Speaker 4: Well, everybody was celebrating Halloween.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of bars that had Halloween parties
Speaker 3: this weekend, so Saturday night pretty much everybody was dressed for.
Speaker 5: It's a twenty night, Yes, it's twenty eighth Sunday, twenty
Speaker 5: twenty six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people are.
Speaker 8: Having parties on both ends because it's on on a Thursday.
Speaker 6: I guess if I were a bar I would do
Speaker 6: that too.
Speaker 8: You can do it weekend before and weekend after.
Speaker 3: And you don't know what he was No, I think
Speaker 3: he might have told me, but honestly I forgot already.
Speaker 6: How tall was he used?
Speaker 4: Doaller than me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're like two nine, that's all I got.
Speaker 3: Though, I mean he's maybe five eleven.
Speaker 6: Do you worry about your kids?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: I mean I was a great athlete, so.
Speaker 5: Genetically that they'd be small. Uh, well, Morgan is she
Speaker 5: still is a great athlete. But I'm saying she's small.
Speaker 5: Like if you had a son that was five foot
Speaker 5: four and a great basketball player, he has a ceiling.
Speaker 5: But if you don't worry about that's great. You just
Speaker 5: like with somebody great.
Speaker 6: You know, I got very fortunate.
Speaker 5: My wife is an a plus athlete. Please God, don't
Speaker 5: get my athletic ability. Please get my like determination and grind,
Speaker 5: and please get her athletic ability and her intelligence and
Speaker 5: her looks like my big My best skill in life
Speaker 5: has been picking a wife.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 5: That's where I've been best. If there's a Hall of fame,
Speaker 5: it'd be picking a wife. Okay, because genetically if that
Speaker 5: kid gets her trades, weren't she not pregnant yet now anything?
Speaker 3: But so you're saying I should go for some taller too.
Speaker 6: No, no, I never no, I just wondered what you thought.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I honestly have never thought about it because
Speaker 3: I was a good athlete, so.
Speaker 6: Athletic I think athlete wise. Yeah, you're good. Okay, let
Speaker 6: us know when do you plan to go out with them?
Speaker 3: Maybe this week? We'll see, We'll see how it plays
Speaker 3: out in the tech. It could also just fizzle out.
Speaker 5: But don't do a Halloween date again where he shows up.
Speaker 6: Something else at Halloween. He's like, yeah, I'll be the
Speaker 6: one dress's beetle juice.
Speaker 11: You're like, man, it's the best bits of the week
Speaker 11: with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, in case you missed it. We have moved
Speaker 3: to a new studio and with the new studio comes
Speaker 3: new tea and more drama because of course changes are hard,
Speaker 3: but we do have a new parking.
Speaker 4: Garage that we're all in.
Speaker 3: And Amy thought she saw something and then the next
Speaker 3: day somebody came in and confirmed what they.
Speaker 4: Think Amy saw.
Speaker 3: So some drama has been going down in our parking
Speaker 3: garage and spooky scary if you will, which is right
Speaker 3: on par with this season number six.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about all the drama happening in the parking
Speaker 5: garage because Eddie got yelled at by a woman.
Speaker 6: But I think he was driving recklessly.
Speaker 7: No, I wasn't.
Speaker 5: Amy saw something, And I'm not sure how I feel
Speaker 5: because sometimes you will exaggerate what did you see in
Speaker 5: the PA?
Speaker 8: I do think that I witnessed people that were going
Speaker 8: to break into.
Speaker 6: Cars we're going to or were well they look suspicious, okay.
Speaker 8: And I feel unsafe because it's dark out and it's
Speaker 8: you know, it's early morning, which is late night for
Speaker 8: some people. And I'm pulling up and I could not
Speaker 8: get through. So there's this one gate where it like
Speaker 8: just and you feel much safer after you go through
Speaker 8: it because it fully conceals you. And I was like nervous.
Speaker 8: I'm like, I gotta get in. I got to get in.
Speaker 8: They were two white guys, they had hoodies on their hoods,
Speaker 8: were up screwdrivers coming out of their back pocket. I
Speaker 8: think they were breaking into cars. And there's signs everywhere
Speaker 8: in the parking garage. This says, you know, make sure
Speaker 8: you lock up your valuables. Like, clearly they've had issues
Speaker 8: in this parking garage before with people breaking in were
Speaker 8: close to downtown. I just felt like I witnessed.
Speaker 6: Vandals any chance they were fixing?
Speaker 8: No, they looked geah. But I also was like, dang,
Speaker 8: you should probably put the screwdrivers away from your back pocket.
Speaker 6: The guys working the ac out here, yeah, we've been
Speaker 6: in like the Sahara.
Speaker 8: I don't know why they would have been here so early.
Speaker 6: Well, we get here early. What about their hoods? Were
Speaker 6: they up and a suspicious way or up like my
Speaker 6: ears were cold?
Speaker 8: They were up in a suspicious way. I don't know.
Speaker 7: It does glasses like we're kind of looking mardy.
Speaker 8: I didn't see glasses.
Speaker 6: Because I saw a guy. Wait, you didn't see glasses,
Speaker 6: but you saw the back pocket.
Speaker 8: Because I saw the back and then I only saw
Speaker 8: their profile when they turn, so you right, No, I didn't.
Speaker 8: I went into the gate and thankfully it closed right
Speaker 8: behind me, and I just drove up to work and
Speaker 8: then I was going to take the stairs that day,
Speaker 8: and I thought, I don't even feel safe taking the stairs.
Speaker 6: So what did you do like yourself in your car?
Speaker 8: No, it took. But do you all get nervous at
Speaker 8: this parking garage in the in the dark. I'm getting
Speaker 8: real nervous, and maybe I'm making up scenarios in my
Speaker 8: head because I feel just I don't know, something's like
Speaker 8: uneasy about it.
Speaker 5: You had Morgan into support group because you guys are
Speaker 5: being like kidnapped every other day or something.
Speaker 8: No, I'm really not. I don't. I think that I
Speaker 8: witnessed shady people.
Speaker 7: I did see someone kind of hovering in the parking lot.
Speaker 6: But what I but this is a lot with cameras
Speaker 6: and it's in a building.
Speaker 7: I know if this is the bottom floor before getting
Speaker 7: into the big gate. Yes, yeah, this is where I
Speaker 7: saw the guy. Okay, white dude, glasses, nerdy gote no
Speaker 7: hood though, But what I thought was he no, no screwdriver.
Speaker 7: What I thought is he was looking at us because
Speaker 7: we had got they'd gotten complaints of people driving recklessly.
Speaker 6: In the road.
Speaker 7: You get yelled at, so immediately my mind went to like, oh,
Speaker 7: now they're surveying us to see if we're driving safely
Speaker 7: in the morning.
Speaker 5: What about Tim? Why don't you call Tim when you
Speaker 5: get here? Who's I had a scary and be like Tim,
Speaker 5: I'm here.
Speaker 2: I do today?
Speaker 8: A texted him. I said, Tim, I tried to take
Speaker 8: the stairs, but I got too scared. So can you
Speaker 8: come meet me?
Speaker 6: Okay, that's all you should do, But I don't want.
Speaker 8: To feel scared coming to work. There's a different vibe
Speaker 8: though than where we used to work.
Speaker 7: In the city.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're four minutes more what used to be. But
Speaker 6: it's different. It's different. Okay, guys, be on the lookout
Speaker 6: for men with screwdrivers.
Speaker 8: So I ordered a birdie. A birdie, I know what
Speaker 8: that is. It's a safety device from myke. You chain
Speaker 8: it alerts like a loud sound.
Speaker 4: That's what it is.
Speaker 8: Yeah. I got my daughter one too. Pull it no,
Speaker 8: but I can bring it tomorrow. One time, I forgot
Speaker 8: it for your safety. Yes, it's on the kitchen counter
Speaker 8: because I was showing my daughter how to use it,
Speaker 8: because I ordered her one too.
Speaker 6: You know, you've been so shaken up by the fact
Speaker 6: that you're driving to work only four or five days
Speaker 6: that you ordered something for your safety and then you
Speaker 6: forgot it.
Speaker 8: Yes, because I was showing my daughter how to use it. Yeah, okay, guys, whatever,
Speaker 8: I'll bring you tomorrow. But you can get a two
Speaker 8: pack on Amazon. So I got her one, a me one.
Speaker 6: Yeah tomorrow, I got Yeah.
Speaker 8: But that's probably why I didn't feel safe this morning
Speaker 8: and yesterday morning.
Speaker 6: Lunchbox, what did you see?
Speaker 2: Well, I went to the parking garage yesterday after the
Speaker 2: show and I saw shattered glass all over the parking Happy.
Speaker 8: No, I'm not.
Speaker 6: Why are you happy?
Speaker 8: I'm not happy.
Speaker 2: I just sent a picture, Amy, so you can see it.
Speaker 2: It's in multiple parking spots.
Speaker 8: I'm not happy. So I'm just going to.
Speaker 6: You just didn't care.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, I am very I hate that this
Speaker 8: happened to somebody. But also my intuition was right.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you didn't say anything, Amy, You you could
Speaker 2: have prevented a crime from happening. When you see these
Speaker 2: two suspicious individuals, you have to report it. You don't
Speaker 2: wait and just say, hey, man, at least they're not
Speaker 2: going to get my car. I'm going to be behind the
Speaker 2: gate because someone multiple people had their car broken into.
Speaker 8: They're a shattered now as But here's the thing. I
Speaker 8: think that they were exiting.
Speaker 6: Let's walk to finish what you're saying here.
Speaker 2: So I was just walking in one parkings shattered glass,
Speaker 2: walk another one shattered glass. I'm like, that's window glass.
Speaker 2: That is window glass that has been shattered out of
Speaker 2: a car, multiple cars, obviously.
Speaker 5: And did they look like they could have been shattered
Speaker 5: with something like a screwdriver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked like it looked like screwdriver shattered glass exactly.
Speaker 2: And I said Amy had a chance to be a
Speaker 2: hero and she ended up being a zero.
Speaker 8: Okay, well, I didn't really know if that that's what
Speaker 8: they were doing. And what is there a one eight
Speaker 8: hundred number? Who do we call?
Speaker 6: It's called nine Oh I'm not going to call nine
Speaker 6: one one for some people breaking in.
Speaker 8: I didn't see them breaking and I had a theory
Speaker 8: that they looked suspicious and maybe they were up to
Speaker 8: no good, but I had no proof. I don't think
Speaker 8: you can call nine one one on that.
Speaker 2: You can call nine one one on suspicious individuals like
Speaker 2: walking through somewhere. I mean, it happens.
Speaker 5: Do you think, honest question, do you think that Amy
Speaker 5: not calling when she saw this? When Amy didn't do
Speaker 5: see something, say something and she'll brought here in the show.
Speaker 5: Do you think that caused cars to get broken into.
Speaker 8: Okay, if they had already broken into it by the
Speaker 8: time I saw them, then they.
Speaker 2: Could have got caught. But I think I think they
Speaker 2: would have broken in and got out of there. They
Speaker 2: wouldn't have been hanging around. They were on the prow
Speaker 2: looking for the right target.
Speaker 8: Also, have you seen Lunchbruck's picture of this glass that's brokend.
Speaker 6: I'm looking picture.
Speaker 7: Does it look like glass?
Speaker 8: Looks like a little animal.
Speaker 6: That's it's glass.
Speaker 2: That's what happens when you hit a car window, like
Speaker 2: with a screwdriver, especially come out. You think it's Phillips
Speaker 2: head like to me, like Phillips heads.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there was another tool that was next to it
Speaker 8: in the back pocket that I couldn't identify my gun. No,
Speaker 8: that I would call somebody on.
Speaker 6: So we can't fix this. But what do we learn
Speaker 6: from this?
Speaker 8: Keep your eyes open, there's already say something, see something,
Speaker 8: say something.
Speaker 6: You can even let somebody know here in the building.
Speaker 7: But technically did she by saying it to us on
Speaker 7: the show when we were like, hey, you're crazy, they're
Speaker 7: probably figured everybody screwing together a train said no, we're idiots.
Speaker 6: But technically she saw something then sets up thank you entertainment.
Speaker 8: No, I said something out of concern and fear for
Speaker 8: but then you put that.
Speaker 5: On us to go and say something to somebody, and
Speaker 5: then we turned the microphones off. Were already worried about
Speaker 5: what we're doing next.
Speaker 8: That's true. I just thought, well, what if the percentage
Speaker 8: is wrong? But this is just a good reminder to
Speaker 8: like listen to your gut because I felt it. I
Speaker 8: felt the fear.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: She saw the people, and nobody's going to get mad
Speaker 5: at you for saying, hey, I saw something a little suspicious.
Speaker 5: If you want to check it out, well, now, I'm
Speaker 5: just generally speaking, right everybody.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's right. Better safe than sorry is when I.
Speaker 5: Say the working theory is lunchbox bashed the windows and
Speaker 5: so we can bring this in if it's working theory.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's true, but working theory okay. But really,
Speaker 5: if anybody out there, if you see something that could
Speaker 5: be suspicious, it is not going to take you more
Speaker 5: than thirty seconds to call even to be told you're wrong.
Speaker 5: And that's okay. You can be wrong ten times and
Speaker 5: that's okay. You don't ever want to be right. If
Speaker 5: you are right, maybe you'll save somebody or somebody's property.
Speaker 8: Right, this is a good lesson.
Speaker 2: You could have saved a life.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't think you may. No dramatic, get dramatic
Speaker 6: about it now.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two and the last of our Halloween parts and
Speaker 3: segments that happened this week. Lunchbox has a very strong
Speaker 3: opinion on trunk or treating, not trick or treating, trunk
Speaker 3: or treating where basically families take their kids to a
Speaker 3: business and everybody does Halloween candy out of the trunks
Speaker 3: of their cars. And he has a very strong, potentially
Speaker 3: valid opinion. Listen, let us know what you think. There's
Speaker 3: a video on social media. You can comment there, or
Speaker 3: you can even DM him or dm the show if
Speaker 3: you have thoughts.
Speaker 5: Number five, Lunchbox is annoyed by something. He says, hear
Speaker 5: me out, all right, you're up.
Speaker 2: Halloween is being ruined. It is being ruined by these
Speaker 2: things we call trunk or treats.
Speaker 6: Not familiar.
Speaker 2: It's you go to a parking lot and people have
Speaker 2: their cars and they pop open the back and they
Speaker 2: decorate it and they hand out candy to the kids.
Speaker 2: The school has it, the local grocery store has it,
Speaker 2: the car dealership has it.
Speaker 6: Sounds like businesses though churches.
Speaker 2: The church has it. There are trunk or treats a
Speaker 2: mile a minute. I got invited to six different truck
Speaker 2: or treats. It's like, guys, what's the point of having
Speaker 2: Halloween if we're gonna do trunk or treats leading two
Speaker 2: weeks leading up to Halloween. So these kids already have
Speaker 2: a full bag of candy because you go to trunk
Speaker 2: or treat It's like Halloween excitement is gone because they're
Speaker 2: already snacking on the candy.
Speaker 5: Counterpoint, what are you upset about? Why is it a
Speaker 5: bad thing? And can't you still go to houses on
Speaker 5: Halloween night?
Speaker 2: Yes, but the excitement is not there. I remember as
Speaker 2: a kid counting down the days until Halloween, and now
Speaker 2: my kids are just like, are we going to that
Speaker 2: trunk or treat?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is there a.
Speaker 6: Halloweens?
Speaker 8: Yeah? OK?
Speaker 6: Question again, don't have kids yet.
Speaker 5: Do your kids like going to like Grandma's house to
Speaker 5: get presents on Christmas Eve? Do they like going to
Speaker 5: somebody's house to get presents?
Speaker 12: Here?
Speaker 5: And they at Christmas Day they get presents, and does
Speaker 5: that ruin Christmas Day because they get to get presents
Speaker 5: at other places.
Speaker 2: No, it's on the same day. It's totally different. It's
Speaker 2: one event. The Christmas is one event.
Speaker 6: Not for everybody, not for everybody.
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't ever go early and get presents anywhere.
Speaker 2: So it is Christmas and that is it. And if
Speaker 2: we get presents extra, it's after Christmas. This is just
Speaker 2: absolutely crazy to me, and that we have these trunker
Speaker 2: treats everywhere. And I understand that. I thought trunk er
Speaker 2: treats were more for like where it's not safe to
Speaker 2: go trick or treating, they have a trunk re treat
Speaker 2: for a safe environment. Now they just do it just
Speaker 2: to have a trunk re treat and it's stupid that
Speaker 2: ruins Halloween. I absolutely hate them.
Speaker 5: Second counterpoint, Yeah, do you ever say the words well
Speaker 5: when I was a kid and then think maybe I
Speaker 5: shouldn't feel that way because it only happened a different
Speaker 5: way when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: No, I don't ever feel that way. I feel like
Speaker 2: sometimes some changes good, there are changes that have been
Speaker 2: made that have been good, but these are stupid and
Speaker 2: it's oversaturated. It ruins Halloween. The excitement isn't even there
Speaker 2: anymore because they've already celebrated Halloween sixteen times before Halloween
Speaker 2: even comes.
Speaker 6: One final counterpoint, good and all these could be worthless.
Speaker 6: Don't go ye oh that's an option.
Speaker 8: Yeah, But then when the kids know about it.
Speaker 6: How do they know? Oh, they're told, but the car
Speaker 6: dealership does Johnny de car salesman come over. It's like,
Speaker 6: get your hund in, get trunk or treat you have
Speaker 6: signs on the road they have Now they see it.
Speaker 6: I like trunk or treats.
Speaker 5: Just from hearing about it, it's more optos Okay, Amy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it's not going to bother me like
Speaker 8: it's bothering him.
Speaker 4: But I get it.
Speaker 8: It can get overwhelming that I can.
Speaker 2: Is it oversaturated him?
Speaker 8: Is it going too good times? It can, But I'm
Speaker 8: not going to let it impact me. And to Bobby's point,
Speaker 8: I guess, yeah, you don't have to go. And I
Speaker 8: mean they know about it.
Speaker 5: People are doing something they also don't have to do,
Speaker 5: for like something fun in the community, for maybe people
Speaker 5: that don't get to have Halloween night because it's I
Speaker 5: think it's a Thursday. So I understand why you would
Speaker 5: feel that way based on your other feelings of things
Speaker 5: like what's up with the iPhone? Why don't we just
Speaker 5: go knock on doors and talk to people and not
Speaker 5: call them? Like, I get it, you're kind of old school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, way, face to face, Like, let's let's just do
Speaker 2: Halloween Halloween, right, we don't have to have sixteen halloweens.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 6: I'm for trunk or treat I'm pro trunk or treaty.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm pro.
Speaker 7: I'm pro trunker tree. That means more candies for everyone.
Speaker 2: We heard you out, But you guys aren't joining the
Speaker 2: movement that we're not.
Speaker 6: There is not a movement.
Speaker 8: Actually there's a petition to be signed, you know.
Speaker 5: Like the movement is let's have more trunk or treats.
Speaker 5: But now we heard you out. Do you feel heard?
Speaker 2: I feel heard, not accepted, but I feel heard.
Speaker 5: And that's all the matters on this show. We just
Speaker 5: want you to feel heard.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Bobby has never had a drink of alcohol
Speaker 3: in his life. This is something majority of people are
Speaker 3: going to know if they've listened to the show before.
Speaker 3: But this week, we were talking about the most dangerous drink,
Speaker 3: and we all shared what we thought is a very
Speaker 3: dangerous drink, which I'll have to say our list is
Speaker 3: pretty strong.
Speaker 4: Besides one of them I'm not sure that I agree with.
Speaker 3: But we also explain the process of drinking and getting
Speaker 3: drunk and having hangovers to Bobby and it was thoroughly entertaining.
Speaker 6: Number four doctors say, this is the most dangerous drink.
Speaker 5: It's not some concoction. It's got cyanide in it, so
Speaker 5: don't think about anything like that. There's no gun in
Speaker 5: the bottom of the bottle. It's nothing crazy. What's the
Speaker 5: most dangerous drink? Lunch walk?
Speaker 6: Someone to go to you ever Clear?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 6: Explained to never had it?
Speaker 2: It is so strong, it's deadly, it hurts, it's it's terrible.
Speaker 6: Why do people drink it?
Speaker 8: Can't taste it at all?
Speaker 7: What it's like rubbing out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like rubbing out.
Speaker 8: Oh, what is the one that's like hidden in like
Speaker 8: a jello shot? Is that ever Clear?
Speaker 2: Well, a jello shot you have the jell o to
Speaker 2: mask it.
Speaker 8: That's why.
Speaker 6: So, I mean, I'm just a quest a little more
Speaker 6: information on Everclear, because I mean it's so it's very potent.
Speaker 6: So okay, so it's high alcohol all you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad news.
Speaker 5: It burns any yeah, oh it's hot due Okay. So
Speaker 5: then why would you go to Everclear?
Speaker 2: It'll get you.
Speaker 6: Oh so you're going impact heavy impact, Okay, Morgan, I'm.
Speaker 3: Going with the four loco. Four locos are like an
Speaker 3: energy drink mixed for a whole lot of alcohol and
Speaker 3: a whole lot of sugar and things that you just
Speaker 3: shouldn't have, and you can have one can and you're
Speaker 3: down and out for.
Speaker 5: The count queue for the room. Four loco sounds to
Speaker 5: me like if there's a lot of energy takes you up,
Speaker 5: however alcohol takes you down.
Speaker 6: Are you just in like purgatory? Yeah, right in the
Speaker 6: middle and that where we are right now, you're right.
Speaker 7: Nah, it's elevated though that that that that that.
Speaker 6: You're drunken purgatory.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it's like if we were feeling we do right now,
Speaker 5: but we all wanted to like hook up. Probably that's
Speaker 5: how people are drunk, like either not wrecking cars, are
Speaker 5: hooking up.
Speaker 7: Like, I think we can drink ever Clear all night
Speaker 7: and I don't think we'd want to hook.
Speaker 6: Up with each other like us not again. Okay, so
Speaker 6: we have ever Clear, we have four loco Eddie.
Speaker 7: Oh this is easy.
Speaker 2: Give me fireball, fire ball, it's not dangerous.
Speaker 7: Talking about fireball will get you. Why because it tastes
Speaker 7: like candy. This is fine, Give me another one, all
Speaker 7: fire all? Yeah, dude, that's that's and it's it's good.
Speaker 7: It's really good. It tastes like a red hot.
Speaker 5: So for you, what gets you is how great it tastes,
Speaker 5: so therefore you continue. Yeah, people are like, you want
Speaker 5: the shot wherever Clear tastes terrible and you need a
Speaker 5: lot of it, but you just do it because it tastes.
Speaker 6: So it's so strong with you. I'm with you.
Speaker 3: D oh.
Speaker 6: I was with Lunchbucks the drunkest I've ever been.
Speaker 2: I had ever Clear.
Speaker 6: I don't remember that night at all.
Speaker 13: Anything.
Speaker 2: I was gonna make it really Yeah, do.
Speaker 5: You guys ever get Have you ever been so drunk
Speaker 5: where you're like, this might be it for me, not
Speaker 5: drinking but like death.
Speaker 6: Yes, now you don't think that you're sick?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Wow, No, you were like, I'm never having alcohol ever again.
Speaker 5: Okay, question for the room for again, I've never drank,
Speaker 5: so please I know there's stupid questions Amy when you
Speaker 5: say you've been so sick, and I know people have
Speaker 5: been hung over, everybody has everybody talked about it. Have
Speaker 5: you ever been hungover so bad that you really felt
Speaker 5: like you were never going to drink again?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 8: Yes, in the yes, one hundred percent. I'll never touch
Speaker 8: alcohol ever again.
Speaker 6: But you've you've probably done that a couple of times.
Speaker 5: But it was ever a time where you're like, I'm
Speaker 5: really this time, I'm out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, But then somehow you just feel better, and then
Speaker 8: you wonder what the scenario was that got you there,
Speaker 8: because sometimes you could just be the certain drink was
Speaker 8: too strong or something you didn't sit well with. Whatever
Speaker 8: you drink. It's most of the time when if you
Speaker 8: got really, really sick and you're just like and you
Speaker 8: gave up. You're just laying on the floor and you're like,
Speaker 8: I'm done.
Speaker 13: Ray, Yeah, I'm gonna go with the energy route and
Speaker 13: say espresso martinis just because the milk's gonna make you sick,
Speaker 13: the uh, the espresso is gonna really get your heart going,
Speaker 13: and then the martini is gonna mask at all.
Speaker 6: You're not even gonna taste these things. You drink two
Speaker 6: of them. I bet you're about to have a heart attack,
Speaker 6: that's true.
Speaker 5: Espresso sounds terrible, and I drink alcohol. That's awful. The
Speaker 5: drinks right now, Yeah, I know I get it because
Speaker 5: it looks like it looks fancy.
Speaker 6: I don't know anyone that's a dream.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: The last time we were we were all together, I
Speaker 5: mean like somebody like right, like, no, dude, drink them,
Speaker 5: drink them.
Speaker 2: They're huge.
Speaker 8: It goes to brunch. She's very into espresso Martini's mine's
Speaker 8: the Flaming Doctor Pepper bit.
Speaker 6: You could die on that one by getting caught on
Speaker 6: fire though. Yes, yeah, fireball.
Speaker 8: That's why I think it's dangerous.
Speaker 7: But that's dangerous too because it tastes just like a
Speaker 7: Doctor Pepper. I don't know, it's not because they don't.
Speaker 7: They don't pour Doctor Pepper next.
Speaker 5: And we used to go I go on sixth straight
Speaker 5: and they do the fire ball where they do those
Speaker 5: I was Carba the Flaming Doctor Peppers. It's a specific
Speaker 5: bar where the would do flame Doctor Peppers a library
Speaker 5: or the only real.
Speaker 6: Loss to night here.
Speaker 8: Well, no, I had them at Texas A and M.
Speaker 8: They would do it at Carney's.
Speaker 2: It was so fun.
Speaker 6: Here is the most dangerous drink?
Speaker 2: Did we name it?
Speaker 8: Target?
Speaker 12: Come on?
Speaker 6: Experts say it would avoid this specific drink. It leads
Speaker 6: to the most erratic behavior because of its strength. It
Speaker 6: has more alcohol than you think in it, which can
Speaker 6: get you in trouble. If you know, you know, you
Speaker 6: can hit your handle yourself accordingly. But it has more
Speaker 6: alcohol than you think, and you think fire if you
Speaker 6: insist on ordering it, try to drink just one and
Speaker 6: give yourself ten minutes to see how you feel before
Speaker 6: ordering anything else to drink. It is a very popular drink.
Speaker 6: Can you name that drink?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 13: Okay?
Speaker 4: What long was it?
Speaker 1: The Long Island Long Island iced Tea is correct?
Speaker 6: Is that it?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 8: Dang? I almost went with that before I did Flame
Speaker 8: with Doctor Pepper. But that's yeah, about as boozy as
Speaker 8: a cocktail can get.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 6: I like sweet tea, but they mean a Long Island
Speaker 6: sweet tea.
Speaker 7: It's like that.
Speaker 6: It tastes like that, like all that company marketsas.
Speaker 8: I like sweet tea, but see, that is the kind
Speaker 8: of thing that would get you in trouble, Like in
Speaker 8: college where you think you're out with your friends and
Speaker 8: you order this fun tea and you think you're drinking it.
Speaker 8: Next thing you know, you're on the floor trash can.
Speaker 7: Punchund that one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you punch. You get so drunk you punch trash can. Man,
Speaker 6: I don't know, poor bunch of stuff in the trash can.
Speaker 6: Let's call the suicide on the ships at Subway.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but they put it on the trash can. People
Speaker 7: just dip their cups in, drink it all and.
Speaker 6: Not know what it is. Nope.
Speaker 2: Long Island Iced Tea. They used to have six Street.
Speaker 2: I forget what bar is like two dollars before ten
Speaker 2: o'clock Long Island Iced Teas.
Speaker 5: I like that recommendation gets okay, a question from an
Speaker 5: ignorant question from a non drinker. Would you ever go
Speaker 5: into a night and knowing you're going to go so
Speaker 5: hard that you're going to get sick?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: I don't think you ever go in like that.
Speaker 2: You don't ever think you're gonna throw up?
Speaker 3: No, okay, you do go in being a little unhinged,
Speaker 3: but you don't anticipate.
Speaker 6: Moregon the smallest one. You see her raise her hand
Speaker 6: from the box. Go ahead, Morgan, take the stage.
Speaker 3: Like there's some night where I'm like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have a fun night tonight. I'll be a little unhinged,
Speaker 3: But I don't go in with the purpose of being like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be sick in the morning.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't think your goal is to get sick,
Speaker 6: but it is.
Speaker 5: If my night plays out as it's about to in
Speaker 5: my head, I'm going to be sick tomorrow.
Speaker 6: And I'm okay with that. Does that ever happen a
Speaker 6: little bit?
Speaker 7: Okay, you're okay with a hangle.
Speaker 6: I'm not okay with She's not okay with the sickness
Speaker 6: of it, but she's okay that if she goes as
Speaker 6: hard in her mind as she thinks and has as
Speaker 6: good a time as she thinks that if it does happen,
Speaker 6: she kind of knows what she got herself into and
Speaker 6: she doesn't like it, but she understands it.
Speaker 7: I just don't think I've ever gone into it thinking like,
Speaker 7: all right, I may get sick out of this, but
Speaker 7: let's do it anyway. Like neverally, no, But there's a
Speaker 7: point in the night where you're like, you know what,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna get sick.
Speaker 5: But is that a point of no return? Because is
Speaker 5: it that point where I might get sick if I
Speaker 5: go one more. Or do you only think that if
Speaker 5: it's point of no return?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 2: I think you know, like, okay, if I have another one,
Speaker 2: I could get sick. But you know what, the night's
Speaker 2: not over yet. Still young, let's go.
Speaker 6: So then you know you're gonna get sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: See, I mean a question, final question.
Speaker 2: You guys will win if you get sick.
Speaker 6: Final question. Final question.
Speaker 5: If somebody is with you and they're a very close
Speaker 5: friend of yours, and you know that they are going
Speaker 5: to drink to a level they're going to get sick,
Speaker 5: and maybe they have not acknowledged they're already drunk, already
Speaker 5: having good time. Would you ever be like, yo, you're
Speaker 5: going to be so sick tomorrow, or.
Speaker 6: You just let them do their thing?
Speaker 2: Oh, do their thing. I'm not mom or dad like, hey,
Speaker 2: you want to party, let's party.
Speaker 5: Would you ever secretly switch out there drink with something
Speaker 5: that's not as alcoholic as a friend to look out
Speaker 5: for them.
Speaker 6: No, but I.
Speaker 3: Have tried to stop some I'm like, this is this
Speaker 3: is getting bad. But you can't really when somebody's on
Speaker 3: that level, they're on.
Speaker 4: Their own journey and you just got to let them
Speaker 4: go through it.
Speaker 7: That's true, fire Ball, fire Ball, So did we explain
Speaker 7: everything correctly for you?
Speaker 6: I have no interest in drinking right now, I think, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a little early in the morning.
Speaker 6: True, at least till fine.
Speaker 5: Like my organs, my ribs, my neck, my head, my skull,
Speaker 5: my brain. I'm wound so tightly that I wish I
Speaker 5: could drink to have some something to do this just
Speaker 5: for a minute. But how you guys describe what you
Speaker 5: just described? It really does not push me that direction.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no, that's yeah, yeah, that part's not fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that they still don't everclear. No, Wow, we're
Speaker 6: all talking about like when we were.
Speaker 4: Like kidding me.
Speaker 6: They all aren't.
Speaker 4: Yeah they are. I had a four logos and I
Speaker 4: was in college.
Speaker 8: Right, we're going way back here.
Speaker 6: Morgan on's the last time he had a hangover.
Speaker 4: But not not for Loco at least. I'm better than that.
Speaker 6: All right, Well, thank you guys for sharing that with me.
Speaker 7: You're welcome.
Speaker 5: If there's anything you would like to know that only
Speaker 5: I know, Oh, feel free to hit me up at
Speaker 5: another time.
Speaker 7: What's it like to always be early at a place,
Speaker 7: like showing up to a restaurant where no one's there.
Speaker 6: Question, it's a whole different topic. I guess that's gonna
Speaker 6: be courrect.
Speaker 5: I can tell you that it ain't fun. Oh you
Speaker 5: think it's all gum drops and jelly beans. And people
Speaker 5: are like annoyed that you're there.
Speaker 7: They're like, oh, this guy's here already a.
Speaker 6: Fine for another topic. All right, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Traffic Talk is back for a second round.
Speaker 3: Lunch Box will drive up to a traffic light with
Speaker 3: his window down and talk to a person next to
Speaker 3: him who also has their window down, and he records
Speaker 3: the audio brings it back to the show. It's just
Speaker 3: people talking to strangers in everyday life. And I actually
Speaker 3: really love this segment because I think we should talk
Speaker 3: to strangers more.
Speaker 6: Number three, traffic Tall Lunchbox is in traffic sitting in
Speaker 6: his car, his window down.
Speaker 5: He's got a microphone. But then he pulls up beside
Speaker 5: somebody with their window down. They really don't know why
Speaker 5: the guy's talking to him. This is Lunchbox doing traffic talk. Okay,
Speaker 5: so where are you are you talking to?
Speaker 2: Just driving down the road and the light turns red.
Speaker 2: And this guy's got the music blaring. He's got a
Speaker 2: big old cigar hanging out the window. I'm like, this
Speaker 2: guy is living his life. Not gonna be able to
Speaker 2: hear me when I yell at him, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: try it. Go ahead, I said, you're living your best life.
Speaker 2: Hey man, somebody got it. I'm telling you what, dude.
Speaker 14: You got the cigar going, the music going. Man, come on, man,
Speaker 14: what's making life so good? We steal alive. That's the
Speaker 14: rich's name in the grave yard. Don't get no credit.
Speaker 2: That's true. That is true.
Speaker 8: Hey, we is me and man.
Speaker 2: We gotta serve ourself. Man, I love it. You ay,
Speaker 2: every day is good. It's it man, all right, it's it.
Speaker 2: No wife. Unfortually I got one of those. Hey traffic,
Speaker 2: talk me good man, light turn green.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, you know he's winning room right.
Speaker 2: Because he's talking about the key to wave is not
Speaker 2: have a wife. And I was like, oh, unfortunately I
Speaker 2: got one of those.
Speaker 6: And he's just feeling I mean, I mean, how great
Speaker 6: that new was loving it.
Speaker 2: He was just living it up. Go car like a escalade.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's pretty Coolah.
Speaker 8: With a cigar.
Speaker 6: Wow, Yeah, I'm not big ce cigar guy.
Speaker 5: But it's definitely a vibe.
Speaker 6: Okay, next up, Next up.
Speaker 2: This lady she's in like a small Kia, like a
Speaker 2: little and she has a dog in the front seat
Speaker 2: and it's sticking its head out the passenger window. So
Speaker 2: I start talking to the dog at first and get
Speaker 2: her to chime in. Just don't talk, don't talk, it's
Speaker 2: my kid. Oh what's up, puppy? Oh no, no, I'll
Speaker 2: just saying hi, puppers, great neigh for a car?
Speaker 6: Are you going to the park?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: How to go with the bat?
Speaker 2: All good news? Okay? So expensive? Anything else playing for
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 6: I can't enjoy this, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Well, good, Hey, puppers. What's your name? Puppers?
Speaker 12: Roof Benji. I'm glad you got a good bill of health, Benji. Yeah,
Speaker 12: don't poop in the car, Benji. All right, Well, hey,
Speaker 12: this is called traffic talk. Just hanging out and stop
Speaker 12: like talk to your neighbor. Yeah, lights start a green,
Speaker 12: we gotta go.
Speaker 14: Yeah, all right, there goes.
Speaker 2: We're out of here.
Speaker 7: Bye, like hopefully thing it wasn't turning green fast enough.
Speaker 5: Oh, guys, my favorite throes when he forgot to cut
Speaker 5: off the beginning when he told his kid to be quiet.
Speaker 6: Ye for a second of it.
Speaker 2: I tell him, don't talk, just don't talk. Don't talk a.
Speaker 6: Voice and traffic talk. Your third guest.
Speaker 2: Next guy, probably in his late forties, early fifties, bald guy.
Speaker 2: He was sitting in a toile to corolla and he
Speaker 2: didn't see me coming. How's going I gotta say, man,
Speaker 2: it sucks daylight saving time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's pretty apt though.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful, but it's about it.
Speaker 6: It's like five and is dark and thirty more minutes.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. How stupid. It puts me in
Speaker 2: a bad mood. What traffic talk?
Speaker 14: Have a good one, mate, Man, Oh not much there?
Speaker 2: Quick light turned green.
Speaker 5: Save it for a minute, and now you go, wow,
Speaker 5: all right, great list of guests. You got vibes guy,
Speaker 5: you got dog lady, and you don't want to be.
Speaker 6: Here, dude, that's right. And so what you learn this?
Speaker 2: I just learned that people want to talk at the
Speaker 2: traffic light. If you see people with a window down,
Speaker 2: they are looking for conversation.
Speaker 5: Except for them that go, oh sure, can't wait till
Speaker 5: it turns green?
Speaker 6: Alright, And that is traffic talk. With Lunchbox.
Speaker 1: It's the best Bits of the week With Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Bobby addressed some internet rumors that were about himself.
Speaker 4: Now, some of these are wildly untrue.
Speaker 3: However, Bobby did say, there are a few of these
Speaker 3: that may have some validity to them, but you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to listen to this whole segment to find out
Speaker 3: which ones, and it may or may not involve aliens.
Speaker 6: Number two, I bring what you got, lunchbox, what do
Speaker 6: you have? Others a pizzeria in Germany that they had
Speaker 6: this number forty pizza on the menu and it was
Speaker 6: flying off the shells, flying off the shells, and health
Speaker 6: inspectors went in.
Speaker 2: They're like, man, something suspicious going on here. Tipped on
Speaker 2: the police. Turns out, when you order a number forty,
Speaker 2: get a bag of cocaine with it.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, I'm surprised they got away with that for
Speaker 6: so long.
Speaker 7: Can you imagine getting that?
Speaker 5: But I think people aren't getting it surprised. I think
Speaker 5: that's why they ordered that pizza. Don't think anybody is like,
Speaker 5: I want a forty.
Speaker 7: Why what if you accidentally just say number forty?
Speaker 5: I got a feeling number forty was never ordered by somebody,
Speaker 5: just like a kid goes in.
Speaker 6: I don't think they give him number forty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's probably a secret menu item or something.
Speaker 2: But yeah, number forty and you get a bag of
Speaker 2: cocaine with it.
Speaker 6: I think that's crazy.
Speaker 5: What I have for mine is I would like to
Speaker 5: address a few of these internet rumors about me that
Speaker 5: have been going around for the past few years. And
Speaker 5: I will tell you they're mostly not true, but the
Speaker 5: ones that did some of them that are kind of true,
Speaker 5: I'm not. You'll just hear that there's five of them.
Speaker 5: Some of them are just so not true, and then
Speaker 5: people start talking about it and it becomes the thing.
Speaker 5: So I want to put him out here.
Speaker 6: We go. Number one.
Speaker 5: Bobby Bones actually comes from a whole lot of money.
Speaker 5: The reason he says his father abandoned him is because
Speaker 5: he does what people digging into his father's wealth. His
Speaker 5: father did split from his mom, but set Bobby up
Speaker 5: with a cushy lifestyle early in his career.
Speaker 6: This was written about me.
Speaker 8: Amy, Yeah, definitely not sure, that's not true.
Speaker 7: That was one hundred funny funny though, Yeah, exact fun
Speaker 7: That would be the place.
Speaker 8: That would be such a hilarious, amazing. I mean, you
Speaker 8: would be really committed to this other narrative that we
Speaker 8: have because we've gone to your hometown. We've been Mountain Pyne.
Speaker 6: And I really just sold it yes, and you went
Speaker 6: all in.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I think at one point I dabbled with running
Speaker 5: for office and I got invested, I got research investigated
Speaker 5: pretty hard, and I think that would be a hard
Speaker 5: one for me to decide to get into politics for
Speaker 5: if I've been lying about that the whole time.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 5: The next one, Bobby invested in an A plus list
Speaker 5: country artist. He got the idea from Toby Keith, who
Speaker 5: was an early investor in Taylor Swift. Bobby has made
Speaker 5: more money from the success of this artist's career than
Speaker 5: his other endeavors.
Speaker 8: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 7: It's not legal.
Speaker 2: Is that legal?
Speaker 4: Course?
Speaker 6: Is legal? What do you mean?
Speaker 7: You can invest in an artist and then it happens
Speaker 7: all the time, But as a radio okay, oh that.
Speaker 6: Might it might be a little weird.
Speaker 5: No, only if there was me playing stuff and not
Speaker 5: acknowledging it or playing it out of place. Like let's
Speaker 5: say I invested in I'll just give Kerry Underwood. I
Speaker 5: did not, but it was all but Rod our guy
Speaker 5: who programs the music, put her in. I have nothing
Speaker 5: to do with that point, so there would be a
Speaker 5: way to get around it.
Speaker 7: So it's true.
Speaker 6: I did not say it's true. I did not say
Speaker 6: it's true. All right.
Speaker 5: Next up, Bobby Bones was recruited by an organization at
Speaker 5: the Pentagon to slowly incorporate the messaging that aliens exist
Speaker 5: to his audience. He was approached after he shared a
Speaker 5: story about he classified documents on UFOs and they felt
Speaker 5: he was too close to finding out the truth and
Speaker 5: decided to bring him in.
Speaker 2: Tell us, now that might be true.
Speaker 7: Well, and you go on and on about aliens.
Speaker 5: I just think they're slow rolling us. There's slow. It's
Speaker 5: very slow, but it is very deliberate, and there are
Speaker 5: things that are popping the little head out occasionally going
Speaker 5: oh wow, we can't explain this. Oh wow, we're changing
Speaker 5: the name of it. Oh wow, there are all these reports.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, we're going to go take it in front
Speaker 5: of colic. There's just a lot of stuf happening. It's
Speaker 5: a slow roll, that's all I'm saying, all right. Next up,
Speaker 5: Bobby actually has great vision. He only wears dark drum
Speaker 5: glasses because he was told early in his career he
Speaker 5: needed a trademark to stand out amongst other white males,
Speaker 5: and they have stuck ever since.
Speaker 6: Hmmm, that is not true.
Speaker 7: One percent, because like sometimes I'll seek for crap, I'll
Speaker 7: do signs on your right side just to test you,
Speaker 7: and you never turn around.
Speaker 5: It's my right eye has eight percent vision. My left
Speaker 5: eye has started to be just like normally near sighted,
Speaker 5: which sucks because I can't read with my glasses and
Speaker 5: I'm colorblind. So that is absolutely one hundred percent not true.
Speaker 5: One final one. Bobby Belance is a songwriter pseudonym and
Speaker 5: has written multiple number one in country top ten songs
Speaker 5: for artists use a fake name to protect the artists
Speaker 5: from being blackballed by competing radio stations.
Speaker 8: Well that true. Have you written any.
Speaker 5: I'll say this, A couple of those absolutely not true.
Speaker 5: Absolutely one hundred percent not true.
Speaker 6: A couple of those.
Speaker 5: There's a little bit of validity to them. I knew it,
Speaker 5: but I'm not saying it.
Speaker 6: Not a lot of it.
Speaker 5: Not like they've nailed them. But I didn't grow up
Speaker 5: with money. I can't see well, so.
Speaker 8: Now you're leaving what's out there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not going to say the aliens because I
Speaker 7: was for.
Speaker 5: The Pentagon, knew it, okay, it's I have had nothing
Speaker 5: to do with Pentagon aliens.
Speaker 8: And it's almost like they gave him that word slow roll.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Wills the word. I like it.
Speaker 8: Just this disapproved.
Speaker 5: I would like to dress because those are the ones
Speaker 5: being written about now in articles and so everybody knows.
Speaker 6: Okay, bring what you got, amy right to.
Speaker 8: This story just gives me hope because a man was
Speaker 8: reunited with his class ring fifty four years after he
Speaker 8: lost it on a golf course. He's eighty two years
Speaker 8: old now, and his nineteen sixty four class ring was
Speaker 8: lost at Uniontown Country Club near Pittsburgh and a guy
Speaker 8: was recently golfing. I found it just like randomly saw
Speaker 8: the shiny object in the clay, went over, picked it up,
Speaker 8: saw who it belonged to, contacted the guy, got it
Speaker 8: back to him. So this gives me hope.
Speaker 5: Wyami cares if someone broke in her house and stole
Speaker 5: a ring and we're still looking for it, and there's
Speaker 5: a there's a reward, like a six hundred dollars reward
Speaker 5: if you can find Amy's Texas A and M Class ring.
Speaker 8: I thought it was a thousand.
Speaker 6: No, you keep elevating the money I'm spending.
Speaker 8: Yeah, No, Texas A and M Class of three. Whoop.
Speaker 6: And then eddie your last what do you got? Okay?
Speaker 7: So I was at the convenience store and I'm waiting
Speaker 7: in line to pay for my snacks or whatever I got,
Speaker 7: and this guy walks in a turnaround. He's in a
Speaker 7: Spider Man costume. I guess he was going to Halloween
Speaker 7: party or something. Walks in the has got the mask
Speaker 7: on and everything, and the attendant goes, hey, hey, yeah,
Speaker 7: you can't come in here. Take your mask off. He said,
Speaker 7: I can't, It's part of the costume. So he says, well,
Speaker 7: you got to get out of here. I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 7: And guy says, I'm just picking up some beer, Like
Speaker 7: let me just wear This's like, no, I'm calling the
Speaker 7: cops right now unless you take Unless you take that
Speaker 7: mask off. So the guy's like, fine, fine, I'll leave.
Speaker 6: But the mask come off with the head or was
Speaker 6: it one full body?
Speaker 7: It was like a ones thing with a mask of
Speaker 7: part of it.
Speaker 6: Also, you can't sell beer to somebody in a mask. Yeah,
Speaker 6: even if it's not even like I'm scared that you
Speaker 6: may rob me or something like every teenager would wear
Speaker 6: a full bodysuit mask and be like, I'm here to
Speaker 6: bob beer.
Speaker 7: It was crazy because the attendant was so scared, like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: you are not coming in here with that mask on.
Speaker 7: Get out of here. I guess it's like common during Halloween.
Speaker 8: Oh sure.
Speaker 5: I don't think that it's Halloween though, so I think
Speaker 5: it's not allowed when it's not Halloween. I would say
Speaker 5: it's pretty common during Halloween. But you still can't sell
Speaker 5: alcohol to somebody can't see their face, right.
Speaker 2: Just not wear a mask.
Speaker 6: Lunch talk come to jail for this and we don't pantyhose.
Speaker 7: Maybe they go to lunch Boxford.
Speaker 6: Sure, all right, thank you guys. That's what we have.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week. With Morgan number.
Speaker 3: Two, Amy got super vulnerable and shared a personal bone
Speaker 3: head story of the day moment that she had recently
Speaker 3: that involved one of her friends and her car and
Speaker 3: something that she did very very very late. So maybe
Speaker 3: you're going to relate to this because you could be
Speaker 3: on the side of Amy or you're gonna be on
Speaker 3: the other side where you could never relate. This will
Speaker 3: never be you. It's going to be one or the other.
Speaker 3: But listen, find out, don't pass judgment.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 3: We all have our strengths, we all have our weaknesses. Okay,
Speaker 3: so just in I listen to the story, get a.
Speaker 4: Little laugh, or you know, be mad. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 5: It's a Saturday number one. Usually Lunchbox does the bonehead story.
Speaker 5: This is Amy's personal bonehead story of the day. Okay,
Speaker 5: what happened.
Speaker 8: I'm definitely a bonehead and I'm admitting it. But my car,
Speaker 8: when it gets on empty, it says please refuel, and
Speaker 8: I know that I can still drive a little ways
Speaker 8: on that. It's when it says refuel immediately.
Speaker 5: It gives you two refuel options. So when it says
Speaker 5: please refuel, you see you're all good for a few
Speaker 5: more minutes.
Speaker 6: Dated where are you going?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 4: What do you have going on?
Speaker 6: So it's like a two layer.
Speaker 8: It's like before, don't hit me with the you need
Speaker 8: to hurry up and refuel. It's bad for your car
Speaker 8: to do that. I know. I've known this my whole life.
Speaker 8: This is just the way. I am, well, my friend
Speaker 8: needed to borrow my car, and I said it needs gas.
Speaker 8: So I even gave her, like my Costco card. She
Speaker 8: was going to be near there, and I was like,
Speaker 8: get Costco. Like, gave her the money, You're good to go.
Speaker 8: So uh she did, she thought, because I said it
Speaker 8: could go a little bit. She ran another errand before
Speaker 8: she went to Costco and she ran out.
Speaker 6: Oh, she ran out of gas in your car on
Speaker 6: the highway.
Speaker 8: So I get a voice message, like a voice text
Speaker 8: from her that's like, hey, call me back. I'm on
Speaker 8: the side of the road, and I feel horrible. But
Speaker 8: it it this that the sign didn't say the thing was?
Speaker 14: The thing was.
Speaker 10: You play Hey, Amy, You said you didn't need gas
Speaker 10: right away, so I ran one errand before putting gas
Speaker 10: in your car. And now I'm sitting on the side
Speaker 10: of the road and I think I ran out of gas.
Speaker 8: Call me back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when you called her back?
Speaker 8: No, this is it became a whole ordeal. Do you
Speaker 8: know what had to happen? Wait, a call it to
Speaker 8: a truck.
Speaker 6: How did you not get just go get gas and
Speaker 6: put a little candle? Tried that didn't work.
Speaker 8: I don't know if we just needed more, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So dry.
Speaker 8: So this girl's hut. No, this girl's husband had to come.
Speaker 8: We're on the side of like a narrow road. She's
Speaker 8: not even on the highway like Mattery lane. It's like
Speaker 8: side of the road, like causing traffic issues. The tow
Speaker 8: truck comes, goes to the gas station, put gas in it.
Speaker 8: Everything's fine, But I just said so the tow truck
Speaker 8: don't have to tell you.
Speaker 6: They just want to get more gas.
Speaker 8: No, the tow truck towed the car to the gas station. Yes,
Speaker 8: so this this ended up costing me more.
Speaker 5: The tow truck towed the car to the gas station
Speaker 5: to fill it up with gas. Correct, So you tried
Speaker 5: to pour gas in it, but with.
Speaker 8: A gas can correct didn't work. I guess we needed more.
Speaker 2: I have a gallon of gas.
Speaker 4: Kids, I don't know.
Speaker 8: At first, I thought, well, maybe now all the damage
Speaker 8: is done and the car's just like I'm over it,
Speaker 8: like I'm tired of you running me on e and
Speaker 8: something else broke like we didn't know the issue. But
Speaker 8: once we took it to the gas station and we
Speaker 8: could get like a lot of gas in there, it
Speaker 8: was good to go.
Speaker 6: So now that car's good. What did you learn from this?
Speaker 8: Thank you to the tow truck guy for only charging
Speaker 8: me one fifty because he said he would originally he
Speaker 8: would charge more than that.
Speaker 5: Only to tell you like a block different. Probably so
Speaker 5: he did he have to put it up on a flatbed?
Speaker 1: Yes, yea.
Speaker 8: So not only that, she reeled her day. So now
Speaker 8: I know I need to say, yes you can if you.
Speaker 6: Need your car with gas before you give it to somebody. Yes,
Speaker 6: I think that's it.
Speaker 8: I was doing her favor. She needs listen. I said
Speaker 8: it's gonna need gas, just not right away, because it
Speaker 8: didn't say macro worldview.
Speaker 6: It's like, maybe you don't leave it on e just.
Speaker 8: No, correct. I I own my responsibility and now I'm
Speaker 8: gonna start refeeling at a quarter of a tank. It's no,
Speaker 8: it's my new challenge. But I know I'm not the
Speaker 8: only person out there that's built like this. Other people
Speaker 8: listening right now they feel me, and other people listening
Speaker 8: right now are like, she's an idiot.
Speaker 5: I'm rooting for you. That's where I am. I'm rooting
Speaker 5: for you. You did stop hitting your snooze button on
Speaker 5: the alarm. I did, and I think you can probably
Speaker 5: do this. Oh yeah, i'bolutely for your friend.
Speaker 8: I'm able say hilarious progress.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan
Speaker 11: number two.
Speaker 3: All right, y'all, that's it for me this weekend. Thanks
Speaker 3: for joining and catching up on the show with me.
Speaker 3: Be sure to follow us on socials at Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 3: You can also go to our YouTube page at Bobby
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Speaker 3: and all of our performances are always up there.
Speaker 4: We can't put them anywhere else.
Speaker 3: We can't even put them on the podcast, but the
Speaker 3: full ones can be found on our YouTube page from
Speaker 3: this year and all years past. You'll find some really
Speaker 3: cool stuff up there. And please come check out my
Speaker 3: new podcast, Take This Personally. This week I had on
Speaker 3: my psychic bestI. Her name is Zoe Greco, and we
Speaker 3: not only talked about impass and deep feelers as well
Speaker 3: as understanding our intuition, but she also did an Ora
Speaker 3: reading on me, which was very insightful for me of
Speaker 3: just learning to understand myself a little bit more so,
Speaker 3: if you're a fan of any of those things, that's
Speaker 3: this week.
Speaker 4: There's thirteen other episodes.
Speaker 3: Up there, and I hope you give it a try.
Speaker 4: All right, y'all. I'll see you guys next weekend.
Speaker 3: Well, I won't see you, but you'll hear me, and
Speaker 3: i'll be talking to you by myself in the studio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm getting out of here.
Speaker 3: Bye, everybody, Happy belated Halloween.
Speaker 1: That's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
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