Speaker 1: Come take a seat, Scott, she started already. I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, that's what happens when you start back. You
Speaker 2: don't wrap. Headphones are on my things.
Speaker 1: I do. I would think you're more of a radio professional.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to start off this way. I'm not
Speaker 1: starting off anything. I'm just simply remarking.
Speaker 2: As it is. We're recording this on Friday.
Speaker 1: That was so loud.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to keep you on your toes. My god,
Speaker 1: that scared.
Speaker 2: The hell out of me.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go. You guys an't scaring me.
Speaker 2: It's just it's not cool anymore.
Speaker 1: Came in.
Speaker 2: Diamond was under the table. I mean, you guys scare
Speaker 2: the hell out of me. One of these days I'm
Speaker 2: going to have a heart attack. I'm not even a
Speaker 2: kidding and I don't. I'm not joking about it. I'm
Speaker 2: not like, I'm not over. You guys can say, oh,
Speaker 2: he's so dramatic.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: It literally scares the hell out of me. Every time
Speaker 2: you guys try to do it, you successfully scare me.
Speaker 1: All Right, it's not cool. I mean it's funny, but
Speaker 1: my heart is racing right now. I didn't intentionally try
Speaker 1: and do that.
Speaker 2: Oh wait a second, let me ask you something. What
Speaker 2: if you scare the hell out of me and my
Speaker 2: heart races? Am I technically doing exercise right because you
Speaker 2: want to speed up your heart rate? And my burning calories?
Speaker 2: What a my burning calories? When you scare me?
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming to another episode of bull Chat.
Speaker 1: What's the matters? That's not the best question you've ever asked.
Speaker 2: Sweatshirts all just fell.
Speaker 1: I wish I could move the computer like that, Just
Speaker 1: just move the table up. No, because it's crooked a
Speaker 1: little bit. Keep talking, Okay, I'm gonna get shocked.
Speaker 2: Well, like I was saying, it's weird because today's Friday,
Speaker 2: you have to go out of town.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna be But are you proud of me
Speaker 1: for remembering? I could have left for Los Angeles and said, oh, Scott,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be there until Wednesday. I'm sorry, we
Speaker 1: can't do bull chat. You would have been like, you
Speaker 1: don't care. But I remembered, and I made sure this
Speaker 1: was a priority.
Speaker 2: But through the power of technology, we probably could have
Speaker 2: recorded it.
Speaker 1: You would have hated it. Anytime anybody's ever even come
Speaker 1: close to like a zoom with us too. You're like,
Speaker 1: I can't the audio quality, this is a delay. I
Speaker 1: just can't. Well, I mean I like to put out
Speaker 1: a superior product again, and so that's why we're recording
Speaker 1: it today. So let's take that as the silver liner.
Speaker 2: But see on recording day, this is my anniversary and
Speaker 2: I really wanted to get out of here so I
Speaker 2: could go spend time with my wife.
Speaker 1: And so you told me you had until eleven. I
Speaker 1: do and it is ten ten as far as I'm concerned,
Speaker 1: So this will be a fifty. Let's look for the
Speaker 1: silver lining.
Speaker 2: Okay, Andrew, So where we're going or where did you go?
Speaker 2: I'm confused.
Speaker 1: So because we're recording this on a Friday and you're
Speaker 1: listening to this on a Wednesday, I will have come
Speaker 1: back by now in the iHeartRadio Music Awards. Oh in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, the Music Awards. Yes, you know, I never
Speaker 1: got asked to work one of those.
Speaker 2: I take it back. I did get asked to work
Speaker 2: it this year, but I never followed up.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting event. I would say, it's a lot
Speaker 1: more subdued from like the festival.
Speaker 2: Okay, That's what I'm used to working. I work the
Speaker 2: festival in Vegas every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the festival is kind of insane, and awards used
Speaker 1: to be insane because we used to have like a
Speaker 1: lot more people that came through. But because of COVID
Speaker 1: and last year, they make the room smaller and now
Speaker 1: it's just you walk in and the person just does
Speaker 1: like a big circle, but everybody could see it.
Speaker 2: So are you a talent coordinator?
Speaker 1: I am the radio broadcast producer. Oh really, and are
Speaker 1: also in charge of artist prep.
Speaker 2: Now was that broadcast live or is it played by So?
Speaker 1: It was live? It was live, So all those mistakes
Speaker 1: that was you okay, what thank you? Okay?
Speaker 2: And when you're coming back, like you'll be here Monday morning.
Speaker 1: No, oh, so I leave Sunday. You're right again, it's Friday. Sorry, folks,
Speaker 1: don't need to confuse you. I leave Sunday.
Speaker 2: Right on a red eye, on a red eye, and
Speaker 2: you come right back Monday morning. No, that's what I heard.
Speaker 1: I leave Sunday, Yes, I have Monday there, Tuesday is
Speaker 1: the show and then Tuesday the show ends. By five,
Speaker 1: I'm heading straight to the airport with Diamond. I'm on
Speaker 1: a red eye at nine o'clock and I'm home by
Speaker 1: five am. That next Why Wednesday called a red eye
Speaker 1: because you fly overnight?
Speaker 2: But why red eye? If your eyes are closed and
Speaker 2: you're sleeping, they wouldn't be red when you woke up.
Speaker 1: Well maybe okay, Well, like.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to stay up the whole night and then
Speaker 2: while your eyes are ready.
Speaker 1: It's more for the pilots.
Speaker 2: So I want a tire, drowsy pilot flying me overnight.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, autopilot does a lot. But here's my
Speaker 1: point I wanted to talk about. Was. I am not
Speaker 1: a fan of Los Angeles. See I like it. I'm
Speaker 1: all sorry to people that are listening and are from
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. It's just there are parts of it that
Speaker 1: are fun. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2: I feel like I could live in Santa Monica. I
Speaker 2: think it'd be fun to live over the news so
Speaker 2: many dirty, homeless people.
Speaker 1: No what, I just am not a beach fan.
Speaker 2: Oh but you could. You can live in Santa Monica
Speaker 2: and I live by the beach, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, and then where it just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: You live like Inland just a little bit. No, I
Speaker 2: live on Long Island, and you know we love the beach,
Speaker 2: but we're not like right, on the beach.
Speaker 1: I think I like Silver Lake. I think that's what
Speaker 1: it's called. Or Echo Park is nice. I would rather
Speaker 1: live more in the hills.
Speaker 2: I think you would live in Van Eyes and be
Speaker 2: a big porn producer. Okay, well I think that would
Speaker 2: be you. No, I would do Malibu too.
Speaker 1: Oh, mab is nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love the what is that place at
Speaker 2: that restaurant Alibu Farm No starts with a G and
Speaker 2: we always used to go there, Gladstones. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: if it's still It was supposed to close, but I
Speaker 2: think they're still there.
Speaker 1: I've never been there.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's wonderful. They're like they would put all your
Speaker 2: leftovers in a swan foil swan, What are.
Speaker 1: You doing swanfoil? Swan?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they put your leftovers in tinfoil. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: aluminum foil and then they make it into a swan
Speaker 2: or a bunny or something.
Speaker 1: Fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of those cool places.
Speaker 1: It's just every time I go out there, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's for work. It's the same thing with Vegas.
Speaker 1: I can't I enjoy Vegas because of work. Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I just associate with work.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, see, I don't go to LA for
Speaker 2: work though, so I may like I have still that
Speaker 2: free trip that I won from being here for twenty
Speaker 2: five years and I haven't used yet. And Amy and
Speaker 2: I are thinking of doing Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Again because you could do Malibu or you could do
Speaker 1: Laguna Beach or Orange County.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, since I got the trip
Speaker 2: for free, tho, they'll probably put us up in like
Speaker 2: a Holiday and Express in the Zon.
Speaker 1: Nothing can be as bad as the airport, Sheridan. I
Speaker 1: stayed there for Survivor casting finals, and to this day
Speaker 1: remember everything about it. The plane's going overhead, everything.
Speaker 2: Well, look, I'm not knocking the Holiday and Express. As
Speaker 2: long as it's clean, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Again. So did I mention this on the last bull chat,
Speaker 1: probably where I wasn't gonna get on the flight. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so they were like, here, take your hotel voucher, but.
Speaker 2: Oh this is from the last time you were out
Speaker 2: there and got screwed.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, but I didn't wind up getting a hotel voucher.
Speaker 1: I didn't need one, thankfully, But like, I'm not a
Speaker 1: hotel snob. I really can stay anywhere. It's just I
Speaker 1: would choose not to want to stay by the airport
Speaker 1: if possible.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think anybody wants to stay by the
Speaker 2: only the only airport hotel I wanted to try to
Speaker 2: stay in is is twa hotel there? Yeah, because just
Speaker 2: because for the nostalgia. Yeah, yeah, but I'm sure it's
Speaker 2: loud as all. Like even when I stay here by
Speaker 2: the radio station and we stay across the street at
Speaker 2: the Hilton over there, I always ask for a back
Speaker 2: end room because if I hear one horn or garbage
Speaker 2: truck at one o'clock in the morning, I'm up.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm a very light sleeper. Yeah, there's no way I
Speaker 2: could sleep near a airport.
Speaker 1: I would say. I am very thankful that I am
Speaker 1: a deep sleeper. I think once I'm asleep, it takes
Speaker 1: a second for me to me to wake up. It
Speaker 1: would have to be real loud.
Speaker 2: See Amy is a very deep sleeper too. But I
Speaker 2: think it's good that in a relationship one person is
Speaker 2: always on alert, you know, like I hear you know,
Speaker 2: like a little outside. I'll hear it like a leaf
Speaker 2: fall off the tree, and that'll wake me up. But
Speaker 2: it's good because you know what if there's a I'm
Speaker 2: on alert a prowler. Yeah, where do you live that
Speaker 2: there's a prowler. There's prowlers everywhere. Andrew pulling on car
Speaker 2: doors in the suburbs.
Speaker 1: Pulling on car doors.
Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, it's a big thing. And now they're
Speaker 2: they're drilling your gas tank and they're they're stealing your gash.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of this? I have not really New
Speaker 2: Jersey City, so it's legit all over the news. Like now,
Speaker 2: with the gas prices so high, people are literally going
Speaker 2: up to cars, going underneath with a drill and drilling
Speaker 2: a hole in the gas tank, which.
Speaker 1: First of all, is so dangerous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, metal on metal makes a spark, idiots.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So they're drilling into the gas tanks and they're
Speaker 2: putting a you know, like a gas can underneath it,
Speaker 2: and it just pours out into the gas can and
Speaker 2: then whatever doesn't fit just goes all over the street.
Speaker 1: That's terrible, Yeah, it is. Who does that?
Speaker 2: And then did you see that other story where they
Speaker 2: someone had a mini van that they designed there was
Speaker 2: a hatch in the bottom so they would drive into
Speaker 2: the gas station, you know where they fill the gas tanks.
Speaker 2: The big tanker truck comes in. They hook the pipe
Speaker 2: up to the circle things on the ground. So they
Speaker 2: pull over the circle thing and they lift the hatch
Speaker 2: up in the car and they lift the lid on
Speaker 2: it and they suck gas out of it, and then
Speaker 2: they just drive away, and meanwhile the gas station is out,
Speaker 2: like thousands of dollars in gas that was stolen.
Speaker 1: Well, that's like the crazy the train that they take
Speaker 1: all the Amazon packages, you remember in La.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that's why you love La.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: By the way, that was an episode of Chips. They
Speaker 2: did the gas thing there too, I remember because back
Speaker 2: in the gas crisis in the seventies they did the
Speaker 2: same thing. So those people on the news must have
Speaker 2: been big fans of Chips and they watched it and
Speaker 2: that's where they learned how to do it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of the gas crisis.
Speaker 2: It's too late, too late, too late.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of the gas crisis, did you know in
Speaker 1: the seventies they well, you weren't, you were what like,
Speaker 1: not even born? They moved. Everyone's talking about the time
Speaker 1: change becoming permanent, right, Yes, they tried it in the seventies.
Speaker 1: I did not know that yeah, they did, and it
Speaker 1: was because of the gas crisis, but they wound up
Speaker 1: switching it because parents were afraid for their kids, like
Speaker 1: using a flashlight to walk to school.
Speaker 2: Well, because in the seventies that's when the man with
Speaker 2: the black van would drive around and take kids off
Speaker 2: the street.
Speaker 1: Man with the van.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, we had that problem. Well when I was
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 1: Again, nobody walks to school anymore, so this shouldn't be
Speaker 1: an issue, but.
Speaker 2: They stand to bus stops, and sometimes bus stops are
Speaker 2: blocks away. Like I don't want my kids going outside
Speaker 2: in the pitch black dark, whatever you call it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that most of these things actually happen
Speaker 1: in broad daylight, like most home invasions had.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about like idiots
Speaker 2: driving and not seeing people walking in the street and
Speaker 2: hitting them.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I mean buses come so early, like
Speaker 1: my bus going to school as a kid with six
Speaker 1: thirty am, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think my daughter's is six something also.
Speaker 1: I mean fifty two, they'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's gonna be dark at that point.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean you can outtrack your kids. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: not something you had in the seventies.
Speaker 2: Right, but you know they're across the street, but you
Speaker 2: want them to be careful walking there because it's dark.
Speaker 1: I think they'll be fine.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get them reflective clothing. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: sure the school. They're gonna go to school in a
Speaker 2: full like construction gear with the reflection reflective things on.
Speaker 2: I saw a guy walking his dog last night. He
Speaker 2: was wearing a full on yellow, bright yellow, with the
Speaker 2: reflective tape on it jagged. The dog had a reflective
Speaker 2: vest on and on the on the pause there were
Speaker 2: little reflective things on each paw.
Speaker 1: That's intense.
Speaker 2: I mean it looked cool with the headlights, but I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: what are you doing.
Speaker 1: I mean, sometimes when I walk to Sam's in the morning,
Speaker 1: because Scary picks us up to drive us in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to walk and it's five o'clock in the
Speaker 1: morning and there's an intersection and anytime I walk past it,
Speaker 1: I always wonder who's there, because I'm like, you don't
Speaker 1: see me and I'm crossing the street and you just
Speaker 1: keep driving really fast. Yeah, that's scary. It is.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. People don't pay attention it's dark.
Speaker 1: They hit things but I mean they would do it anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh didn't you say you were going to get iced
Speaker 2: teas and coffees?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't wind up doing what happened. I just
Speaker 1: got distracted.
Speaker 2: Oh could we go back to la for a second.
Speaker 1: So, well, how do you feel about the time change.
Speaker 1: I just need to know you. Let's just put a
Speaker 1: pin in that one.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you until it actually happens. I cause
Speaker 2: until I experience it, I can't give you my view
Speaker 2: on it because I don't really understand. The sun set
Speaker 2: and rise time is still gonna change every day, so
Speaker 2: I don't really understand how it's going to work.
Speaker 1: So now in the winter, it's gonna stay dark, or
Speaker 1: actually it's gonna be dark in like January. February is
Speaker 1: when we're really gonna notice it.
Speaker 2: Is it gonna be like Iceland where it's dark for
Speaker 2: twenty four hours?
Speaker 1: No, because the sun still comes out. Okay, but the
Speaker 1: sun will start rising around like nine o'clock, eight nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: In the winter. Yeah, Oh, the doldrums of winter. I
Speaker 2: don't like that.
Speaker 1: But at night time you'll have it until like six
Speaker 1: seven o'clock and the sunset.
Speaker 2: But will it always be like that, or will it
Speaker 2: change all the time?
Speaker 1: No, that's it. So every winter it'll now be just
Speaker 1: getting light at nine in the morning, around eight nine o'clock. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's miserable. I don't think so. We're here anyway, I
Speaker 1: understand that. But the rest of the world is gonna
Speaker 1: be like what is going on the rest of the world.
Speaker 1: We live in the United States. We are one country.
Speaker 2: I get it, That's what I meant. The rest of
Speaker 2: the country still, and some.
Speaker 1: States don't do it, like Arizonas don't have a time change.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. I despise, despise when the sun
Speaker 1: goes down at four thirty It makes me so depressed.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you would rather get lighter later and stay
Speaker 2: lighter late, Yes, okay.
Speaker 1: I am fine with the sun going down at like
Speaker 1: six thirty seven. Oh, that's like perfect later.
Speaker 2: But I tell you, though, it's kind of messing us
Speaker 2: up a little bit because you're used to it getting
Speaker 2: dark early. So while it's still lighter, it's like almost
Speaker 2: seven already, we're like, oh my god, we didn't even
Speaker 2: eat dinner yet, how is it seven o'clock?
Speaker 1: I love that, though, it's just it's to me this
Speaker 1: time is perfect. I like the fact that on weekends. Now,
Speaker 1: if I want to sleep in on the crazy days,
Speaker 1: when I get rowdy and it's seven thirty and I
Speaker 1: slept in quote unquote late, I'm sure that happens for
Speaker 1: you too, it'll be dark. Still.
Speaker 2: Sleeping late for me is six thirty maybe seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 2: Cool. If there was some way to people for people
Speaker 2: to like chime in right now?
Speaker 1: Who wants to chime in?
Speaker 2: I don't know people like saying oh yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: want it to get dark either, you know whatever?
Speaker 1: Like okay, listeners, Well, we have I have to talk
Speaker 1: to Scott because we have that discord page that we
Speaker 1: need to finish up. And then that would mean that
Speaker 1: people could chat us. Oh and they could be on yeah,
Speaker 1: but chatting.
Speaker 2: But that would mean we'd have to be doing this live.
Speaker 1: Well, we would tell people when we were recording, oh okay,
Speaker 1: so and then people like chime in.
Speaker 2: We'd fool them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could say like, well, if we have a
Speaker 1: topic in mind, we could bring it up.
Speaker 2: Hey, can we get mic flags? Can we get serial killers?
Speaker 1: And bowl chat? Do you know somebody, I mean, anybody
Speaker 1: can make them and find them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't. I don't want like that when they
Speaker 2: do it like that cheap way where it's just like
Speaker 2: a box and they just put a sticker on it.
Speaker 2: I want it to be like a professional like news organization.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's not even Look how it's peeling. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's cheap.
Speaker 1: You hate that? Eh could be better?
Speaker 2: Well see I just took that. I think that one
Speaker 2: was in the trash and I wanted one, so I
Speaker 2: took it out. Well, no one gets me one for here.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about Oh Scott, they don't. What can I
Speaker 1: tell you what we're gonna Where are we gonna record
Speaker 1: this in the new studios?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I'm actually a little bit nervous for that because you're
Speaker 2: probably gonna have to come into my studio and we're
Speaker 2: gonna have to use the actual microphones like we used
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: My studio is next to you. You don't have a studio.
Speaker 1: You have a sitting Yes, my sitting area is in
Speaker 1: a booth next to you.
Speaker 2: Can you is there glass? Can you see me?
Speaker 1: No? Then you're it's gonna be like this, But just
Speaker 1: picture a partition with no window with again. Yeah, no window,
Speaker 1: You'll have.
Speaker 2: To You'll have to come in and we'll have to
Speaker 2: figure something out.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have any space.
Speaker 2: I can't do it with that, with not seeing you.
Speaker 2: Like my very first radio show ever on w POB
Speaker 2: when I was in high school, the both high schools
Speaker 2: had a radio studio. There were two high schools and
Speaker 2: both of them had a radio studio. And so my
Speaker 2: very first show was with somebody in the other high school.
Speaker 2: I couldn't see that, couldn't talk to them enough cell phones,
Speaker 2: couldn't talk to them beforehand. So it was like, okay,
Speaker 2: just go with it, you know, And we did it live.
Speaker 1: And it was awful. Yeah, it was awful. That was
Speaker 1: like my first college radio show. We did it from
Speaker 1: Drew and it wasn't very good.
Speaker 2: What was the very first song you played?
Speaker 1: I couldn't even tell you.
Speaker 2: How could you not? Then it doesn't mean much to
Speaker 2: you and you shouldn't be in this professional Okay, all right?
Speaker 2: Mine was back to Life by Soul to Soul.
Speaker 1: Back to Good Yeah, back to.
Speaker 2: I only on a record. It was a forty five
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yep. I still have it somewhere melted in
Speaker 2: my attic, but I have it.
Speaker 1: We have all my moms old and dad's old records
Speaker 1: do in our basement in the boiler room. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. It's they have some old ones in there,
Speaker 1: I have to say.
Speaker 2: And I feel bad because the last time we had
Speaker 2: a garage sell, some guy came up and he's like,
Speaker 2: gott new records, And I said, you know what I
Speaker 2: think I do, and I went into the attic. But
Speaker 2: I know that the attic has been like one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty degrees at times, and there's no way in
Speaker 2: hell that those records still played and weren't warped. But
Speaker 2: I brought down this giant two mail crates full of records.
Speaker 2: I didn't care. There were promotional stuff from the radio
Speaker 2: station that I've had up there for years, but it
Speaker 2: was like old stuff from the eighties, like Michael Jackson,
Speaker 2: like lots of good stuff that were actually played on
Speaker 2: the radio station that they threw out when we moved
Speaker 2: out of Secaucus. And I took them, you know, and
Speaker 2: I had them my attic and I probably made like
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars. But I feel bad because
Speaker 2: those records are probably all warped and awful. Yeah, but whatever,
Speaker 2: So you sold someone bad records? Well, I mean, what
Speaker 2: do you expect from a garage sal? Sometimes you get
Speaker 2: a gym and sometimes you get crap.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I bought it twenty five cents. Actually a five
Speaker 1: cent statue for my friend Quinn. It was a doctor
Speaker 1: Mickey five cents. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But see, sometimes people find things inside of things. That's
Speaker 2: why they go, I'm sorry it.
Speaker 1: Was chipped chips? Oh chipped? Yeah? Oh I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: Can we play that Neanderthal game that they played on
Speaker 1: the fifteen minute Morning Show?
Speaker 2: But I wanted to keep talking about garage seals? Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: keep going and la Can I just well yeah? Can
Speaker 2: I just get it? And that'll be like a fun
Speaker 2: thing we do at the end. What's the Neanderthal thing?
Speaker 1: That's the one that you played on the fifteen minute
Speaker 1: Morning Show? You get a clue and you have to
Speaker 1: give someone the word in one word? Is it that game? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's silly to play with two people. No, it'll
Speaker 1: be fine.
Speaker 2: Oh, just keep I'll be back okay, okay. Well, also
Speaker 2: a garage sales, So that's why people go trolling at
Speaker 2: garage sales because sometimes people find treasures in people's garbage
Speaker 2: because people will put a chair out or a couch
Speaker 2: or a desk or something like that and they don't
Speaker 2: check everything. So like, when I get rid of something,
Speaker 2: I check all the pockets, I check all the nooks
Speaker 2: and crannies, and I just want to make sure because
Speaker 2: I might have tucked a twenty dollar bill in there
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: You know, you check to see if somebody put a
Speaker 1: twenty dollars bill.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Before I get rid of something, like if
Speaker 2: I when we donate clothes, I make sure I check
Speaker 2: every single pocket everything. You never know, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: You leave money in there sometimes or something important, pictures, receipts.
Speaker 1: When I'm gonna start doing that with my winter clothes,
Speaker 1: I'm going to start putting money in the pockets so
Speaker 1: in the winter. In the winters, yeah it'll be nice,
Speaker 1: but who knows, I won't need that now that the
Speaker 1: sun doesn't go down super late or early. See.
Speaker 2: I put a twenty dollar bill in my yearbook and
Speaker 2: I was going through it with my daughter last week
Speaker 2: and I found it. I was like, huh, but now
Speaker 2: I don't want to use it, but I know it's there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So well, because it was the year that I graduated
Speaker 2: as a CRISP twenty, so I just put it nice
Speaker 2: and she's like, what is this. I'm like, it's a
Speaker 2: twenty dollars bill. She's like, no, it isn't because it's
Speaker 2: the old one, you know, So she had never seen
Speaker 2: one before. I have one too, Like that's what money
Speaker 2: used to look like. Yeah, easily counterfeited. Yeah, very easily.
Speaker 2: Didn't have the ribbons and the stripes and the only
Speaker 2: thing it had, the only security features that old money
Speaker 2: had was like little red and blue fibers running through,
Speaker 2: like if you held it up to the light, it
Speaker 2: didn't mean anything. I also think it's funny, like when
Speaker 2: I give someone a two dollar bill at a store,
Speaker 2: I'll go to like it'll be some young kid and
Speaker 2: they'll be like this. I'm like, you're not going to
Speaker 2: see anything. There's no holograms on the two dollar bill
Speaker 2: or a strip or anything like that, and then they
Speaker 2: rubbed the counterfeit pen on it. I'm like, are you
Speaker 2: kidding me? I'm going to counterfeit two dollar bills?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so's are my friend Erica, who just left the
Speaker 1: Seacrest Show. She was cleaning out her desk and she
Speaker 1: found a two dollar bill because it's the two dollars
Speaker 1: bill guy that comes through. Oh right, at all of
Speaker 1: our events. I have and I'm not even kidding I
Speaker 1: and I've said it before, but we have in my
Speaker 1: drawer at home, I have over one hundred fifty dollars
Speaker 1: in two dollar bills.
Speaker 2: Why don't you spend it?
Speaker 1: Because where's the home button? Oh okay, what are you
Speaker 1: looking for?
Speaker 2: We got to take a break. Oh yeah, and we'll
Speaker 2: find out why Andrew doesn't spend his two dollar bills
Speaker 2: right after this. So, Jefferson, why don't you spend your
Speaker 2: two dollar bills? I just I'm sure we've been through
Speaker 2: this on a bowl chap before.
Speaker 1: I just don't mix me us. I just don't want to.
Speaker 2: I want They're not good luck. They're not good luck.
Speaker 1: I know. I would just rather have like one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars bill fifty. So if let's go to the bank,
Speaker 1: if that's your thing, give them to me and I'll
Speaker 1: give you money for it. Okay, I'll give you real money.
Speaker 1: I like them. I'm going to my parents' house this week. Ok.
Speaker 2: You gotta let me know when. Yeah, it's gotta be
Speaker 2: like close to payday because like, by the end of
Speaker 2: the two weeks, I have no cash.
Speaker 1: Understood, Okay, I have two dollar bills crammed everywhere around
Speaker 1: my apartment in my parents' house.
Speaker 2: It's so silly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: If you want to save one or two, which actually
Speaker 2: I don't even get But if you want to save
Speaker 2: one or two, fine, But you shouldn't have stacks of
Speaker 2: them their money.
Speaker 1: Just use it. That's no different than like holding onto
Speaker 1: five dollar bills. Why But most of the time it's
Speaker 1: from coming home from an event where the two dollars
Speaker 1: bill guy was at and he's just like, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: take this, and he just gives you a stack of it,
Speaker 1: And then you get home from the event and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, but why didn't you spend it at the airport,
Speaker 2: go get coffee, go eat with it?
Speaker 1: Why don't you? I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't understand the logic of people that hold on
Speaker 2: to two dollar bills.
Speaker 1: I understand too. It's just I don't want to use them.
Speaker 2: Because it's not I get it. They're not commonplace. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but see, my goal in life is to make them commonplace. Again,
Speaker 2: did you ever notice that it is made two dollar
Speaker 2: bills create again. Yeah, your campaign and a cash register.
Speaker 2: There's a spot for twenties, tens, five, two and one,
Speaker 2: but instead people just put rolls of coins and stuff
Speaker 2: on the right because they don't get to But that's
Speaker 2: how cash registers were made. What's a cash register? Well,
Speaker 2: people do use cash, and so I wouldn't know what
Speaker 2: a cash register is. I worked it at your venmos
Speaker 2: Zell's and your PayPal.
Speaker 1: Used a car Crypto Delhi and I was the cashier. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know. It was great. Yeah, I liked it. I
Speaker 1: liked be going.
Speaker 2: Now when I when I first started working the store
Speaker 2: had the old school, when it was like click click
Speaker 2: click click click click click click chang. And that's when
Speaker 2: you hear what you when you you know, anytime like
Speaker 2: a radio station is talking about giving away money, you
Speaker 2: hear chan, it's because it's an old cash register. The
Speaker 2: cash registers now don't chi chang anymore. They don't change,
Speaker 2: so pretty soon people listening to radio promos aren't going
Speaker 2: to know what chi chain is.
Speaker 1: Well as it is, they there's something else radio promos say,
Speaker 1: now that's kind of outdated. What I forget what it was? Well,
Speaker 1: yeah I don't, Well.
Speaker 2: We were using that incorrectly. They fixed that, thank god.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, there was another phrase that they were using.
Speaker 1: Uh maybe something with a landline or I don't know,
Speaker 1: there was something that was said where it just wasn't
Speaker 1: you know, commonplace like a phraze anymore? Can we go
Speaker 1: back to LA for a second shore?
Speaker 2: So we used to, even like before I met Amy,
Speaker 2: even or my friend Cubby, we used to go out
Speaker 2: to La a lot and try to get on the
Speaker 2: Prices Right. So we would make almost a yearly trip
Speaker 2: and go out to LA And then when Amy came
Speaker 2: into my life, she would come too, and we would
Speaker 2: try to get on the show. Like I've probably been
Speaker 2: to the Prices Right a dozen times, wow, a dozen times,
Speaker 2: and you never made it on, never made it on
Speaker 2: because you have to woo the producers. That's how that
Speaker 2: show works. It's not random at all. Yeah, just in
Speaker 2: case people are thinking it is, it's not. There's no
Speaker 2: big drum of names and they're like, Charlie, Welch, come
Speaker 2: on down. No, they it's all pre done.
Speaker 1: Wow. So basically it's a big cattle call.
Speaker 2: You get there early in the morning and you sit
Speaker 2: on these metal benches for hours and hours and hours
Speaker 2: and then finally, as the day progresses, they parade you
Speaker 2: ten at a time in front of these two producers
Speaker 2: sitting in these chairs, and it's so frightening. It's very
Speaker 2: nerve wracking, you know, unless you're a professional like you
Speaker 2: who just like can talk to anybody.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't get cast on Survivor. That's there, boy,
Speaker 1: but I free the rent of producers.
Speaker 2: Still, you have to come up with something clever, you know,
Speaker 2: like what's your name, where are your friend?
Speaker 1: What do you do? You know?
Speaker 2: And unless you're like on like that, or if you're
Speaker 2: just a complete goofball, yeah, then then just like regular
Speaker 2: people don't get picked. Now, you have to be a
Speaker 2: lunatic wearing a you know, I love what's his name?
Speaker 1: Drew Carrey? Yeah, have my.
Speaker 2: Baby Drew, you know, with dollar signs all whatever. You
Speaker 2: have to have something nutty like that and just be
Speaker 2: a lunatic and then they pick you.
Speaker 1: You can't just be.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, I'm Joe Smith from New York City. They
Speaker 2: don't want that well at all.
Speaker 1: That's why we need to practice. Is this way. If
Speaker 1: we get on the Amazing Race, we have to sit
Speaker 1: in front of producers and they're gonna ask us questions
Speaker 1: and the two of us need to make sure we
Speaker 1: bring the energy.
Speaker 2: Well, it's fine because we'll just pretend that we're doing
Speaker 2: this show and it'll be just fine.
Speaker 1: Something tells me we freeze.
Speaker 2: No, just would be like no, no, no, just like
Speaker 2: we were last week with Carla and Anthony. You know
Speaker 2: we were on there the two second tunes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just doing our things.
Speaker 2: So if we just pretend that we know these people
Speaker 2: and are just you know, natural and comfortable, I think
Speaker 2: we'll be just fine.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. If I got to sit in front
Speaker 1: of one of those producers again, I would knock it
Speaker 1: out of the park.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think so okay, I could tell you that for certain,
Speaker 1: i'd be kicking you under the table. You probably well,
Speaker 1: there's no table. Oh, you just sit in front of
Speaker 1: like a giant thing. You know what.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm not good auditioning. I'm not good, and
Speaker 2: that technically is an audition like I did. I did
Speaker 2: an audition for VH one many years ago. They put
Speaker 2: me in a room and this was an on camera
Speaker 2: audition too. It wasn't just a voiceover thing. And I
Speaker 2: was like, and they handed me a bunch of CDs
Speaker 2: and they're like, talk about these, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: so you know Nirvana never mind Wow, smells like teen Spirit,
Speaker 2: like you know, just one of the best songs of
Speaker 2: all time, just crazy, crazy, crazy, and then yeah this
Speaker 2: one Aerosmith. Yeah, you know, I I And that's all
Speaker 2: it was because I didn't really know much about the
Speaker 2: CD and I didn't. I was very like young and
Speaker 2: had no idea what was going on. And I hated
Speaker 2: it so much. And I never went on a TV
Speaker 2: audition again.
Speaker 1: Well we're going to change that, okay, because I'm telling
Speaker 1: you we won't make an audition tape for Amazing Rate. False.
Speaker 2: I did, but like it was taped, you know, like
Speaker 2: like I would do auditions for because for Extreme Couponting.
Speaker 1: I had, Oh yeah, you were on a show I
Speaker 1: had to do. You had to send them a recorded thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never did.
Speaker 2: The only live audition I remember doing since then, it
Speaker 2: was on It was on the computer, but it was
Speaker 2: before the pandemic, so I remember how they did it,
Speaker 2: but it was live. We did it somehow and it
Speaker 2: wasn't Zoom, but it was for Pyramid, the game show. Oh,
Speaker 2: so they were like you know, how would you be
Speaker 2: if you won? You know, it's hard to fake excited.
Speaker 1: Weren't you on the Weakest Link too?
Speaker 2: No, I was on Chain Reaction with Garrett and Cubby.
Speaker 2: They still play on the Game show Network, which I
Speaker 2: don't understand. Yeah, but I gotta play repeat somewhere. I
Speaker 2: know it's hard to it's very it's very hard to
Speaker 2: for me anyway to pretend I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I feel similar in that. Again. I think
Speaker 1: I can be kind of chatty, yes, but I think
Speaker 1: if you ask me certain questions, I'll freeze up. Like,
Speaker 1: for example, if someone says, like they ask this was
Speaker 1: one of the questions in Survivor. Oh okay, so like
Speaker 1: you say that you're really nice, and then but like
Speaker 1: you could be a little sneaky. Name a time you've
Speaker 1: been sneaky, and it's like.
Speaker 2: Uh, well, without preparing, you wouldn't know. You need to
Speaker 2: think about that. Yeah, but you could make something up. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, just like the time when I made up
Speaker 2: when I went to a live audition in LA for
Speaker 2: Hollywood Squares. I made up that I used to collect
Speaker 2: cereal marshmallows. I never did that because that would be insane. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I just pulled that out of my ass at
Speaker 2: that particular moment because I like, what's you name, where
Speaker 2: you're from?
Speaker 1: What are you all about? You know?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, you know radio and uh,
Speaker 2: you know, when I was a kid, I used to
Speaker 2: collect Cereal marshmallows and I had them all organized by
Speaker 2: cereal and bag and year and everything, you know, And
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, okay, I like, I don't know
Speaker 2: where I got that from. I could have just said
Speaker 2: I like riding bikes and get into the movies, you know.
Speaker 1: But well, listen, I think this show and the Serial
Speaker 1: podcast have definitely helped me be able to just chat
Speaker 1: about random things.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you pretend to like me, so well
Speaker 2: that's not.
Speaker 1: Just like you. But I'm just saying, like I can,
Speaker 1: I can talk for longer periods of time. So I
Speaker 1: think we'll be great on the Amazing Race Casting finals
Speaker 1: and or if I get back to Survivor somehow, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not sure that that's really the show I want to
Speaker 2: do with.
Speaker 1: You, Scott. We would win, We would win, okay, and
Speaker 1: then people would be like, oh my god, it's the
Speaker 1: Serial Killers? Is that really? What they'd be like, really
Speaker 1: is that what they would say. Yeah, just like that too. Okay,
Speaker 1: it'd be great. But oh, I just heard your phone
Speaker 1: buzz Andrew. Yeah, look at how many texts I got. Now, wow,
Speaker 1: you're at one of such an import and guy haven't
Speaker 1: even looked at one. Seriously, maybe your flight changed. You
Speaker 1: should take a look at it. I'm not looking forward
Speaker 1: to this flight. I haven't even picked my assigned see yet.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a little nervous. I'm getting a little nervous.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: What airline is it?
Speaker 1: United? United? The last time has not done me. Well,
Speaker 1: that's not It's not their fault though I know, I know,
Speaker 1: it's just it.
Speaker 2: Gives it gives airlines a bad name when things happen
Speaker 2: that are out of their control.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the heck is this?
Speaker 2: If you want to play the game, let's put are
Speaker 2: those poops on the side?
Speaker 1: What is that? We're not doing? That? Is that poops?
Speaker 1: What's poops on.
Speaker 2: The side of these poops? Angry angry poop?
Speaker 1: No? What is it? Clubs Fernyanderthals, Oh No, this is dumb.
Speaker 1: These are dumb.
Speaker 2: What are we doing? Okay, ready, give me the first one?
Speaker 2: Tell me what to do though.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I need to actually, so, what was it like?
Speaker 2: You give a clue and I have to say, no,
Speaker 2: we need another player.
Speaker 1: No, it says two or more.
Speaker 2: How would you do it though, because two plus players
Speaker 2: that means you need three. Hold on, right, Please don't
Speaker 2: decide how to do this live on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm going to figure it out.
Speaker 2: Can we just talk about something else and maybe do
Speaker 2: this next time? Please do it next time?
Speaker 1: No? Please? Now, if you are the poet, oh, no,
Speaker 1: set up team, you know.
Speaker 2: I have a lunch reservation with my wife, we have
Speaker 2: to go, all right, jump the mac.
Speaker 1: Dad will make you want to. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't understand what his game is.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know either. Okay, Well we tried.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't. We'll play it next time. You'll figure
Speaker 1: it out. We'll do it next time. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to figure it out.
Speaker 2: I heard we all got tickets today on our cars.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a ticket. You know why, because I
Speaker 1: don't drive anymore.
Speaker 2: I parked downstairs right near where Diamond was, and she
Speaker 2: came up in a kiss saying she got a ticket,
Speaker 2: and she was all angry, angrier than usual.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing with the parking is when excuse me,
Speaker 1: when they do ticket, they ticket right hardcore, and everybody
Speaker 1: gets tickets.
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll go weeks with nothing and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden they send them out.
Speaker 1: There's no rhyme or reason none. So my thought is
Speaker 1: just I don't pay it. Well, the meter's kicked in
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock and the meters also went up a ton.
Speaker 1: They went up a ton, and they also shortened. They
Speaker 1: made the hours earlier.
Speaker 2: Crazy, So the meter that I parked at started at
Speaker 2: eight and I didn't remember until eight forty two.
Speaker 1: Diamond is paying like ten dollars and seventy five cents
Speaker 1: now for two hours or two hours. It used to
Speaker 1: be like four or five dollars.
Speaker 2: It's been that for a little while the past. It's
Speaker 2: been that through the pandemic. Yeah, because I've been used
Speaker 2: for the.
Speaker 1: Pandemic, go through it. Yeah, But before the pandemic, I
Speaker 1: remember paying four or five bucks.
Speaker 2: By the way, at what point is like pandemic done?
Speaker 2: It's not, no, I know that, But when when do
Speaker 2: they just say is who declares that the pandemic is over?
Speaker 1: Well, now that I think that they switched to the
Speaker 1: new system, where it's like colored areas, so you have
Speaker 1: a green, a yellow, and a red area. So right
Speaker 1: now we're in the grain on risk. Yes, yeah, so
Speaker 1: because of that, I think think that's just how it's
Speaker 1: going to be from now on.
Speaker 2: But at some point do they just declare that it's
Speaker 2: over now so it's just forever?
Speaker 1: Well, that's endemic. But what happens? What that means?
Speaker 2: What happens when there's another pandemic? I mean, then this
Speaker 2: one has to be finished first, No, there could be two.
Speaker 1: It once again, this is endemic, meaning every year there's
Speaker 1: going to be like new variants or new streets.
Speaker 2: Its going to be like the flu. I guess what
Speaker 2: I'm saying is when do you stop calling it a pandemic?
Speaker 1: Well that's what they're doing now, that's why they're saying
Speaker 1: it's end demic. So what's gonna happen is COVID Still.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard anybody say that yet except you, Like,
Speaker 2: I haven't heard on the news or anything. I watch
Speaker 2: the news all the time. They still say pandemic on
Speaker 2: the news.
Speaker 1: It says it right here.
Speaker 2: I watch the real news, not the fake one again
Speaker 2: and it what oh you googled it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, it's Google, not a search engine that you use.
Speaker 1: And should I go to Bang No? You can.
Speaker 2: You could go to Google, but it's just you know,
Speaker 2: if you want to say.
Speaker 1: Shift endemic adds COVID nineteen work really? And what news
Speaker 1: source is up from?
Speaker 2: Focus?
Speaker 1: What is that? Buy a biotech one? Yeah? No, it
Speaker 1: needs to be from a real news astp it's a
Speaker 1: news thing.
Speaker 2: They picked it up from the other.
Speaker 1: Africa prepares for endemic. Okay, we're heading toward endemic. Okay,
Speaker 1: heading to urry plotting, end to pandemic plotting planning.
Speaker 2: Not there yet. I'm asking when.
Speaker 1: Again, I don't know why you're arguing if you don't
Speaker 1: know what you're actually arguing.
Speaker 2: I just want to know when we can stop saying pandemic.
Speaker 1: That's all you can stop.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm stopping. Okay, fine, great, But now we got
Speaker 2: to get another shot? I heard yeah, and I'll be
Speaker 2: lined up. I got my last one in October. I
Speaker 2: mean I will be two. But I just didn't you know,
Speaker 2: just forever again?
Speaker 1: Do you get a flu shot every year? I do? Okay,
Speaker 1: so then what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Because you know what, the flu didn't start when we
Speaker 2: were alive. So we didn't, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like this just.
Speaker 1: So we're used to. Do you live through the measles outbreak?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But you still got vaccinated, yes, because I had to. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: so what are we talking about.
Speaker 2: It's just weird because we lived this from the beginning.
Speaker 2: I didn't start it, never started the flu from the beginning,
Speaker 2: like we were like, oh my god, what is this.
Speaker 1: It's a flu. It's a new ground for everybody. Nobody, Like,
Speaker 1: we lived through a once in every one hundred year event. Mmm,
Speaker 1: and it's not great. I'm just gonna say that it
Speaker 1: was the last one.
Speaker 2: Nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I did not enjoy this. I would not like
Speaker 1: to ever live through a pandemic again. I wouldn't either.
Speaker 1: I mean, although there were.
Speaker 2: Some aspects that were kind of cool, but otherwise I
Speaker 2: totally get it. Yeah, No, not the death and sick part,
Speaker 2: but you know, terrible some of the uh what do
Speaker 2: you call it? The effects of it. I enjoyed, like
Speaker 2: being alone in here, no traffic, you know. All the
Speaker 2: other things were terrible. Yeah, but that was There were
Speaker 2: some good things again, birthday parties you didn't have to
Speaker 2: go to.
Speaker 1: Regardless of what, regardless of what you think about the
Speaker 1: pandemic or whatever we want to say now, right, whatever
Speaker 1: we think of COVID nineteen, let's just put it that way.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not real.
Speaker 1: Even if you're that type of person, you still lived
Speaker 1: through a once in every one hundred years thing. It's
Speaker 1: super rare. Like that's crazy to the scope where it
Speaker 1: shut things down. That has not happened.
Speaker 2: Speaking of shut things down, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: This is the second one.
Speaker 2: Way to count it down, Andrew. So what I'm saying is,
Speaker 2: did we get the bent penis commercial there? Maybe people
Speaker 2: have been have been dming us.
Speaker 1: Listen, do you want that money again? Our money went
Speaker 1: down ever since we turned those categories off at the
Speaker 1: bent d oh, I turn all the categories back on.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. If you got a trojan ad, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: If someone's saying that they're doing certain things with sandpaper,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If people are talking about crooked things that
Speaker 1: I feel bad for them. It's I would like some money.
Speaker 2: But the bent there's nothing wrong with having a bent penis.
Speaker 2: It's just medication to help you straighten it out like that.
Speaker 2: That's not an illegal category. It's just a drugs category. Again,
Speaker 2: the medical a medical? Do you want to say medical
Speaker 2: one more time? It's a medical commercial, like I saw
Speaker 2: it on TV. I saw the commercial on TV. It's
Speaker 2: called like Bentcarrott dot com.
Speaker 1: It's a legit thing.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a from a drug company. Unfortunately, some
Speaker 2: people have these problems and that's the way to fix it.
Speaker 2: Good luck of Bus and Carrot. Well if that ad
Speaker 2: just played, kudos it's a fun commercial. Bus what it's fun?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Again it's it is probably in a medical category
Speaker 1: that I checked on.
Speaker 2: Again, I'm sure most of the people listening to this
Speaker 2: didn't even know that was a problem, except that one
Speaker 2: guy named Chuck in Wisconsin who's like I have that
Speaker 2: they're talking to me.
Speaker 1: I would never want to be in a medical commercial
Speaker 1: because then if I was ever seen in public.
Speaker 2: You almost made me do that. Well that was a
Speaker 2: voice one. Yeah, yeah, see that's the thing. Well, I
Speaker 2: mean I could have a good medical condition, like a
Speaker 2: good bad one. I don't know, Like what's a good
Speaker 2: bad medical condition like contacts award, I could do one.
Speaker 2: I would do for an astigmatism okay I have, or
Speaker 2: for alopecia, Yeah, I could do that.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 2: See like, I wouldn't do a herpes one. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do anything like even though I didn't have it, and
Speaker 2: I'm just an actor. But it says only in tiny
Speaker 2: letters actor portrayal, Right, you know, so you just think that,
Speaker 2: oh they're Scotti bie, he's got herpes.
Speaker 1: Imagine moving to LA and being like, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: my big break and then the first thing your parents
Speaker 1: see is a herpes commercial star on you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean I would do most of them, you know,
Speaker 2: like I would run through the park while my whatever
Speaker 2: was healing, you know, ride my bike through the daisies
Speaker 2: while you know the medication was working. But it couldn't
Speaker 2: be for something like no STDs. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Well, the concept of actually advertising for medications, I don't
Speaker 1: understand it, by the way, so stupid.
Speaker 2: Like so you're gonna say, oh, by the way, doctor,
Speaker 2: I saw the commercial for the poop in the Box guy.
Speaker 1: Can I have that? Yes? That does happen?
Speaker 2: I actually asked my doctor and he said no, And
Speaker 2: there it is. So the commercial did work, the cute
Speaker 2: little poop in the box guy. Yeah, Cola guard, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wanted to do that again. We are one of
Speaker 2: only two countries in the entire world that actually advertises
Speaker 2: medications on TV. But for the most what's the other one? Uh, Canada,
Speaker 2: it's New Zealand. How would I know this?
Speaker 1: I don't know you should.
Speaker 2: I'm not the medication guy. You are druggy.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I actually take no prescription drugs, and I
Speaker 1: feel very strongly you had prescription drugs should be taken
Speaker 1: like should not be on television. Marketing to people. You
Speaker 1: have to send people like you go I with the
Speaker 1: poop in a box thing.
Speaker 2: You have the giant Grandpa box of pills that you
Speaker 2: bring here everything because they're vitamins, right right, Well, can't
Speaker 2: you just take one multi vitamin? I do, but you
Speaker 2: take all the other stuff? Also, doesn't it sometimes give
Speaker 2: you too much of something?
Speaker 1: This is my vitamin box. I love my vitamin box.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't have U MTWT FSS on it.
Speaker 1: How do you know what days to take it? Because
Speaker 1: I put seven days worth in here? So this is
Speaker 1: my zinc.
Speaker 2: Is that centrum? This is MYNT smell it? Yeah, they
Speaker 2: don't smell that bad. No, Usually those like big natural
Speaker 2: vitamins smell like ass.
Speaker 1: This is my centrum. This is my ficillium husk that
Speaker 1: helps you keep your regular.
Speaker 2: Now we take we take gummy centrums.
Speaker 1: These are the worst in the entire world. I bought
Speaker 1: a big one from Amazon. These are the Amazon version
Speaker 1: of Vitamin c's. Let me tell you something. They are
Speaker 1: chalky as hell and if you swallow them wrong, it
Speaker 1: gets lodged in your throat.
Speaker 2: I used to take multi vitamin that was twice the
Speaker 2: size of that thing. It smelled like, ugh, I have biotin.
Speaker 2: Let's get Centrum to advertise on our show.
Speaker 1: If a vitamin company wants to sponsor us right now
Speaker 1: like care Of, although care Of, I will say I
Speaker 1: will not do ashwagandha because, let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: last time I took it, I was getting memory problems.
Speaker 2: But I also can I only want to take a
Speaker 2: vitamin that was like FDA approved. I don't like those ones.
Speaker 2: All of those except Centrum probably says this product has
Speaker 2: not been whatever by the FDA, and no vitamin is
Speaker 2: what do you mean.
Speaker 1: Actual vitamins are? But when it's like all these other things,
Speaker 1: what vitamins have you seen that say FDA approved? I
Speaker 1: think most of them are? Are they now?
Speaker 2: A multi vitamin like no big company.
Speaker 1: Like they have their own little thing at the bottom
Speaker 1: that says like to day yeah, but if you look,
Speaker 1: it's like like, oh, they're approved by the Nutrition Board.
Speaker 1: Well that's like a little sticker. But otherwise what they're
Speaker 1: claiming it's a vitamin, So.
Speaker 2: Why vitamins are but the supplements are not.
Speaker 1: These are and this is my apple cider vinegar.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just drink that? Oh yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I heard.
Speaker 1: Never never in my life. But yeah, these are all vitamins.
Speaker 1: No prescriptions here bb.
Speaker 2: So the the prescription commercials generally air during Jeopardy, and
Speaker 2: I don't know why, so it's like.
Speaker 1: They know their audience.
Speaker 2: They advertise during the National News Jeopardy and sometimes Wheel of.
Speaker 1: Fortune because who's watching?
Speaker 2: And then the I fall and I can't get up
Speaker 2: is at two o'clock in the morning because they're like
Speaker 2: laying down.
Speaker 1: The also afternoon TV.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, all the judge shows have all of
Speaker 2: that stuff.
Speaker 1: I still watch Judge Judy.
Speaker 2: Have you been injured? Have you been breathing asbestos?
Speaker 1: So true though I watched Judge Judy. Still I'm sad
Speaker 1: she got taken off. She's doing something else now. Isn't
Speaker 1: she Judy Family or something or Judy It's on IMDb TV, right,
Speaker 1: So weird to me that there's too many streaming networks.
Speaker 2: You know, which judge I do like? I like the
Speaker 2: he's from Rhode Island and he's like the traffic.
Speaker 1: Judge, the one that he always goes viral.
Speaker 2: He was, Yes, that's why I first saw him, and
Speaker 2: then he wound up getting a show on whatever network.
Speaker 2: Oh he's been on for years or that. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: he's he's great. Yeah, but you know I like him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, great story. I wish I was a judge,
Speaker 2: which Judge Wapner was still around? Who's that zero?
Speaker 1: Clue? Really? Zero?
Speaker 2: You don't know who? Judge Wapper and Rusty the bailiff zero.
Speaker 2: That's People's Court. That's the original People's Court, right.
Speaker 1: I do like watching montages of like, wait.
Speaker 2: A minute, rain Man, Never saw rain Man?
Speaker 1: Never saw rain Man?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, because Judge Wapner is featured in there a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, I don't think actually, but he just Judge Wropnerner.
Speaker 1: Gotta watch Wapner. Yeah, okay, Wow, that was a great
Speaker 1: little tidpit just saying yeah, no, I haven't but I
Speaker 1: you like watching montages of like Best of Court moments
Speaker 1: on YouTube. That and Master Chef. You could get me
Speaker 1: every time with either, Oh, Kitchen Nightmares, that's the one
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares compilations. I will leave those on
Speaker 1: and take a nap to it.
Speaker 2: I gotta say I would used to be a huge
Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsey fan. We used to love Hell's Kitchen and
Speaker 2: we would go to the restaurants and uh and and
Speaker 2: and what show did you say?
Speaker 1: Kitchen Nightmares?
Speaker 2: Kitchen Nightmares? And we would go to those restaurants when
Speaker 2: they fixed them up, and most of them are all
Speaker 2: out of business and just FYI, so there's always like
Speaker 2: usually some family feud once they finally do it, and
Speaker 2: then they close a couple of months later.
Speaker 1: Can't put lipstick on a pig, No, you cannot. And
Speaker 1: those people are already like an extreme debt by the
Speaker 1: time he comes. So unless he's paying off the debt,
Speaker 1: giving them a new restaurant and being like good luck.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. And I also heard that apparently they
Speaker 2: made them pay for like supplies and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: They just did the work, but they had to pay
Speaker 2: for all the stuff. The supplies.
Speaker 1: Again, it's like Extreme Home Makeover. I feel like we
Speaker 1: lived in a glut of shows where it was like
Speaker 1: they're helping and and then you realize like, actually, no,
Speaker 1: none of these shows helped anybody Extreme Home Makeover. If
Speaker 1: they're in like depending on what area they're in, you
Speaker 1: just increase their housing cost, which means their taxes went up,
Speaker 1: which means they now can't afford this mega mansion with
Speaker 1: six bedrooms and a treehouse inside of the house.
Speaker 2: And somebody also told us and they gonna leave. They
Speaker 2: knew someone that had it done, and they just left
Speaker 2: the rest of the house a giant mess.
Speaker 1: I could believe it.
Speaker 2: Just the TV part is that looks beautiful.
Speaker 1: Because again it's filmed for TV. So when they all
Speaker 1: get there, everyone had their roles where it was like, ooh,
Speaker 1: the designer is gonna come in. I heard they like horses,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna make their room look like a stable.
Speaker 2: And once the cameras are off, they're not doing anything.
Speaker 2: It's someone else did they bring in to fix it
Speaker 2: all up.
Speaker 1: It's the rest of the neighborhood that's apparently chipping in.
Speaker 1: If you told me my neighbors right now would have
Speaker 1: to build me a house. You know what, I would say,
Speaker 1: get that hell away from my house. You do not
Speaker 1: touch my.
Speaker 2: House us with a nail gun?
Speaker 1: What is it? Right? What was the point of Extreme
Speaker 1: Home Makeover if not for just being like but it
Speaker 1: makes me feel good that they cried on.
Speaker 2: TV, that's all. And we always did anything.
Speaker 1: I feel like they should have gone to They did
Speaker 1: one with a summer camp. That one was good. That
Speaker 1: one made me actually happy. Camp is a practical use.
Speaker 1: I get your home is a practical use. But again
Speaker 1: then you have to worry about the taxes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, so what are we doing? Plus
Speaker 2: you know and side note on taxes. Anytime these people
Speaker 2: win lots of things on game shows, yes, they have
Speaker 2: to pay taxes on it. And half the time they
Speaker 2: just forfeit it. Yeah, because they're like, I can't because
Speaker 2: sometimes it's just not even worth selling it to pay
Speaker 2: the taxes. Like people that win a car, the taxes
Speaker 2: are astronomical.
Speaker 1: Jackie's husband won a Volkswagen a Beatle. He did, and
Speaker 1: it's actually amazing video. He still has it. Just be no,
Speaker 1: he won it when he was in college. He did
Speaker 1: you know what like basketball games? Someone? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's won really and it's on video and it's amazing.
Speaker 1: But when they came to him like do you want
Speaker 1: the Volkswagen or do you want the cash amount, He's like,
Speaker 1: I'll just take the cash amount because.
Speaker 2: You got to pay tax on that too.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I'd rather have that and have a Volkswagen
Speaker 1: or have to sell you you'll have to sell it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: That's why all those Oprah car winners. I think like
Speaker 2: half of them couldn't take it because they couldn't pay
Speaker 2: the taxes on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So well that was pimp My Ride too, Remember
Speaker 1: the Acid Trip that was Pimp My Ride? Vaguely exhibit
Speaker 1: would come to your house, oh yeah, and he'd be like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: you're whoever we're gonna pimp your car. Why West Coast
Speaker 1: Customs thought it was okay to put a hot tub
Speaker 1: in like a Subaru, I will never understand. But he
Speaker 1: should be a jail for that.
Speaker 2: But then all those people probably had to pay taxes
Speaker 2: and all that stuff because technically it's a prize. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: that's who needs this. That's what people don't even understand.
Speaker 2: Even in all these judge shows where there's a judgment
Speaker 2: there's no judgment. That's a prize, that's prize money. Those
Speaker 2: are technically game shows, so those judges don't even have
Speaker 2: to be judges. Like what's his name, Mustache, Family Feud Help,
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey not helped, Yeah, not a judge.
Speaker 2: I actually like his show. His judge is Steve Steve
Speaker 2: Harvey Show. Oh it's actually it's actually kind of fun
Speaker 2: because he's funny. But he's not a judge. And he
Speaker 2: says he's not a judge and it's just a game show.
Speaker 2: So when he awards something, it's just coming from the
Speaker 2: game show, Kitty. Yeah, and you're just paying taxes on it.
Speaker 1: Well, that's Judge Judy. Those people are not They don't
Speaker 1: have to pay the settlement. Judge Judy does well the
Speaker 1: TV show. Yeah as a whole. Those people don't. So
Speaker 1: when they're like, I'm not paying, it's like, I know
Speaker 1: you're not paying.
Speaker 2: You don't have to.
Speaker 1: I had to tell my grandma that several times when
Speaker 1: she used to watch it. She'd always be like, but
Speaker 1: why did they She's not seeing the point they should
Speaker 1: be paying. I'm like, Graham's nobody needs to pay this.
Speaker 2: The TV show is and that's why mostly they call
Speaker 2: it small Claims Court because you're only allowed to sue
Speaker 2: for a five thousand certain amount or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: The game shows are even less than that, like Judge
Speaker 2: Judy and all that. I don't think they're ever more
Speaker 2: than one, two, three thousand dollars Judge Judy's five is
Speaker 2: it five?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay? So anyway, yeah, are we done? Okay, now we're
Speaker 2: really forty? People want more?
Speaker 1: No, I think this works.
Speaker 2: We're were talking about something else that we said we're
Speaker 2: going to come back to.
Speaker 1: Well it's already ten to fifty, so we can't do
Speaker 1: another topic in five minutes.
Speaker 2: Sure we can.
Speaker 1: No, it's not worth it. You should go to your
Speaker 1: anniversary dinner, lunch, lunch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, we're at the time of year and now
Speaker 2: we're in the Northeast in March, you know, because March
Speaker 2: comes in like a lion and we're not quite at
Speaker 2: the lamb part now. But today's a lamb, you know,
Speaker 2: So tomorrow is going to be a lion again, but
Speaker 2: today's lamb. What Yeah, Well, it's going to be sunny
Speaker 2: and seventy something today and tomorrow is gonna be rainy.
Speaker 1: And fifteen who uses that term?
Speaker 2: You didn't learn that in school all the months.
Speaker 1: Never learned it.
Speaker 2: April showers bring me flowers. I've heard that March comes
Speaker 2: in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.
Speaker 2: Never heard that my entire life. Really, in my thirty
Speaker 2: almost thirty one April thirtieth years of life, I've never
Speaker 2: heard that before. Huh, not a damn I life. I
Speaker 2: bet if you do the Google on it, you'll see
Speaker 2: that it's a thing.
Speaker 1: I don't doubt it. I bet it's very popular, but
Speaker 1: I don't know it, Okay, just saying.
Speaker 2: Well, basically, what they're saying is it could still be
Speaker 2: like lots of snow and stormy in the beginning of March,
Speaker 2: and then toward the end. Oh, you know, it's a
Speaker 2: nice day, sunshine.
Speaker 1: Little mild I've been looking forward to this.
Speaker 2: Well here comes the lamb.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know nice.
Speaker 2: So anyway, what I was saying is, it'd be a
Speaker 2: nice day to eat outside today. But a lot of
Speaker 2: these places haven't really done their outdoor set up yet
Speaker 2: because there's still some crappy lion weather on the way.
Speaker 1: All right, you know, well, I hope you enjoy your lunch. Anyway,
Speaker 1: and happy anniversary to you.
Speaker 2: Thank you sixteen years in a crazy sweet sixteen Yay,
Speaker 2: it's insane.
Speaker 1: Throving yourself a party? Na, it's now are you going
Speaker 1: to enter the restaurant playing low by Floorida?
Speaker 2: We had our Kingsonarra last year, so we're we're on
Speaker 2: to sixteen. It's fine.
Speaker 1: I love that, but well, happy anniversary you guys.
Speaker 2: Thanks buddy.
Speaker 1: All right, here's just sixteen more? Do you have the bowl?
Speaker 2: Probably more than sixteen?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Can no, like in sixteen years, how old am I
Speaker 2: going to be? I said, oh no, we'll be married
Speaker 2: for like another thirty six years.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, my parents are almost I think at thirty
Speaker 1: six or thirty seven.
Speaker 2: Oh my parents have been married for fifty years at
Speaker 2: this point?
Speaker 1: Did they get the letter from the president?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Get on that.
Speaker 2: I don't think they wanted that letter.
Speaker 1: Oh well they can. You can refile for this one.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you just have to write into them and
Speaker 1: they'll send it to you. Really yeah, well I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I have I'll send you the lak What is this thing?
Speaker 1: When you hit fifty years married? Right?
Speaker 2: You never heard this? It's never just like you never
Speaker 2: heard lamb lyon. I never heard fifty years married. You swear,
Speaker 2: I swear if you're married fifty years, get a presidential
Speaker 2: letter with the seal and everything.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you write to them, why, because it's a
Speaker 1: big deal. Fifty years.
Speaker 2: What about twenty five?
Speaker 1: It's not a thing.
Speaker 2: Seventy five.
Speaker 1: I mean that they'll probably come to your house and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, would you like to talk? But fifty yeah,
Speaker 1: fifty years you get, you get a letter from the President.
Speaker 2: They'll also print your name in the newspaper.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, I'll even show you because I've googled it
Speaker 1: to be like, oh is this real? Because you know
Speaker 1: a lot of marriages don't last to fifty I.
Speaker 2: Always check the milestones in newsday on Sunday. I like
Speaker 2: to see everybody's milestone. Twenty five years, fifty years, you know,
Speaker 2: the that live to be one hundred down a couple
Speaker 2: of houses away from you.
Speaker 1: How to get an anniversary greeting from the White House. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a thing, but only for fifty. Yeah, fifty is
Speaker 1: a big one. And they send it to you and
Speaker 1: it's like the president.
Speaker 2: They yeah, but it's probably just rubber stamped.
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't care. I want to let it from
Speaker 1: the president. Do you know what they're opening back up?
Speaker 1: Presidential tours of the White House or the tour of
Speaker 1: the White House. I've never done that. Who's going me?
Speaker 1: I want to go?
Speaker 2: I cannot wait, wait a second. I forgot to do
Speaker 2: the Easter eggon application.
Speaker 1: Are they doing it this year? We don't know. Son
Speaker 1: of them beasting yes.
Speaker 2: Because ever since my kids were really little, I would
Speaker 2: do the lottery every single year, and one year I
Speaker 2: actually got a thing. But then they're like, oh no,
Speaker 2: you were on standby and we don't need you.
Speaker 1: Oh and damn it. We kind of so we have
Speaker 1: to figure this out because my god daughter Tiana, she
Speaker 1: wants we're trying to figure it out. They haven't announced
Speaker 1: it if it's coming back yet, but presidential like the
Speaker 1: White House tours open up April fifteenth again, and I
Speaker 1: will be using every contact I have.
Speaker 2: I want to go to get I would like to go.
Speaker 1: I yeah, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: As Ira, who did the security for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he worked on the whole.
Speaker 2: I'm scared of him.
Speaker 1: Well that's the point, he's that's why it does security. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he I said, when White House tours open again,
Speaker 1: I will be coming to you, and he goes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: it would be a pleasure.
Speaker 2: But then I also want to go to uh the Mint,
Speaker 2: although that's in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Did they I went, and it was nice.
Speaker 2: I know, I like to see them stamping out pennies.
Speaker 1: It was cool.
Speaker 2: But I want to see them make bills too.
Speaker 1: I was done pretty pretty quickly with that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I did that when I was and I
Speaker 1: was like, huh, the Liberty bell was cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when we went to Philadelphia and like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: fourth grade, I have the picture of me next to
Speaker 2: the bell, you know, pretending I cracked it. The problem
Speaker 2: is in my in my really tight jim shorts that
Speaker 2: were like riding up my balls. The problem is I
Speaker 2: feel like on the Side does not preserve the history
Speaker 2: as well as other places. It's just like it's such
Speaker 2: an like an iconic place for history, and I feel
Speaker 2: that they could have done a better job preserving it area.
Speaker 2: I should have like a Paul Revere, like just riding
Speaker 2: down the street every hour.
Speaker 1: Again, there's just.
Speaker 2: A littronic one.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, you talked to the city about that. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for coming to another episode of Bold.
Speaker 2: Chat wait, that's where he rode, right, It wasn't Boston.
Speaker 2: It was Philly. Paul Revere, The British are coming, The
Speaker 2: British are coming. Yeah Philly, Okay maybe yeah was that
Speaker 2: Paul Revere. The British are coming. That was Paul Revere
Speaker 2: right in his coat. Yeah he did the ride, okay
Speaker 2: on the horse because I think I went to the
Speaker 2: cemetery that we have to clink. Why are we leaving
Speaker 2: because it's eleven o'clock and you need to go home.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're welcome, Amy. When you're listening to this, I
Speaker 1: was the one who sent him home.
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Speaker 1: He okay, he went from Boston to New York and Philly.
Speaker 2: Oh so did he start the ride in Boston. Yeah,
Speaker 2: while they were throwing.
Speaker 1: Road through northern Boston through what is now Medford, Somerville
Speaker 1: and Arlington in warning the Americans the British movement.
Speaker 2: Yes, British are coming all right, Well, so it wasn't Philly.
Speaker 2: Somebody rode a horse in Philly at some point.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure anyway, all right, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for listening.
Speaker 2: See you next week.
Speaker 1: Bye, Clink. I need to get my history straight. Well,
Speaker 1: you remember when you said you don't like.
Speaker 2: It's not true.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I like, I like nostalgic things, and that's history. I
Speaker 2: do remember these events.
Speaker 1: From knowing when the game boy came out is not
Speaker 1: the same as knowing like your president's.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really a video game guy.
Speaker 1: We'll do a history quiz next, bull Check