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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. Proud to be an American Today?

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Speaker 1: It's the Jebil Show. And why am I proud to

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Speaker 1: be an American today? Is it because we figured out

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Speaker 1: a new thing to deep fry? No, it's not, because

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Speaker 1: that is really what America is good at the most

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Speaker 1: is putting food inside of other food and then deep

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Speaker 1: food and then deep frying that food and just deep

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Speaker 1: frying stuff and eating It is what America is really

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Speaker 1: good at. But also I think we're getting pretty good

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Speaker 1: at acceptance because if you didn't know, this Monday is

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Speaker 1: a holiday, somebody just crashed their car because they were shocked, like,

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Speaker 1: what Monday is a federal holiday? It was made of

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Speaker 1: federal holiday. Finally, last year, Juneteenth is this Monday, and

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Speaker 1: it was officially made a national federal holiday. So there

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Speaker 1: are people giving people the day off and people are

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Speaker 1: celebrating Juneteenth, and a lot of people have no idea

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Speaker 1: what it even is. And so I guess we need

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Speaker 1: to explain a little bit because you know, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of people that are going, why do we have

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Speaker 1: Monday off? Juneteenth? What is that? Which is sad because

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Speaker 1: Juneteenth is a very important day in American history and

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Speaker 1: in Black history, and people have been celebrating it for

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Speaker 1: a long time. But I've met so many people, especially

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Speaker 1: when people started talking about it more and more and

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Speaker 1: more in the last few years, that have had no

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Speaker 1: idea what Juneteenth is. I don't know. How do people

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Speaker 1: not know by now? How have you not taken upon

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Speaker 1: yourself to do a little research if you didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Juneteenth honors the end of slavery in the United States,

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Speaker 1: and it's considered the longest running African American holiday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and it's been around for a very, very, very long time.

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Speaker 1: So anybody who has heard of it and goes it

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Speaker 1: it's been around for a long time. And I'm proud

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Speaker 1: of America for finally making it a federal holiday and

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Speaker 1: celebrating it. Basically, it's a day that slavery was ended

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Speaker 1: in our country. But here's a fun fact. The emancipation

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Speaker 1: was like past two years before this. Slaves in Texas

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Speaker 1: actually didn't know that they were free for like two

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Speaker 1: years until June nineteenth. So this is the day that

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Speaker 1: we actually celebrate, which is kind of crazy. They didn't

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Speaker 1: know for two years, Like how why, Like maybe like

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Speaker 1: the messaging get there fast enough. Yeah, especially back then, right,

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Speaker 1: no social media, no nothing, no news. You weren't even

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Speaker 1: allowed to read a lot of times, didn't even know

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Speaker 1: necessarily on purpose, And so they just deliver things very

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Speaker 1: slowly in order to keep people unaware for two more years.

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Speaker 1: That is so sad. When they found out, best believed

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Speaker 1: they were out piece, out chucking the deuces up. And

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Speaker 1: you know, after that, there were some struggles and there's

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Speaker 1: still struggles that the community faces to this day. But

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Speaker 1: like Juneteenth is about celebrating how far black people have

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Speaker 1: gonna say that, like we're talking about as a celebration,

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Speaker 1: it should be a celebration. It's important to point out that, like,

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Speaker 1: despite that whole situation, like black culture is so ingrained

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Speaker 1: it's like the spice to everything, you know, but there's

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Speaker 1: so many accomplishments beyond that. Like I always think of

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Speaker 1: thing that a lot of people don't know about. I

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Speaker 1: but that is such an underrated story that people don't

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Speaker 1: And when you're in school, the way that they'd teach

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Speaker 1: school in America, it's all skewed one way, right. They

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Speaker 1: what America wants you to learn. World War Two wasn't

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Speaker 1: Because I feel like they've minimized it in schools and

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Speaker 1: So there's this movie called Hidden Figures. They came out

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Speaker 1: But without those three black women that were super intelligent

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Speaker 1: saying like you know what, like we're going to celebrate this,

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Speaker 1: at the list, they said, Thomas Edison is, you know,

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Speaker 1: the lightbulb, because you know, I think his lightbulb, what

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Speaker 1: heard of it, because it was again minimized. Right, and

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Speaker 1: now we've made it a national holiday, a federal holiday.

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Speaker 1: You have Monday off. If you didn't know that, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: We're all excited about the three day weekend. And look,

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Speaker 1: if you want more info, there's a lot we don't

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Speaker 1: have time to talk about right now. Go over to

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Speaker 1: the jewilshow dot com. There's a whole post up there

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Speaker 1: with all the information that you might want or need

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Speaker 1: on Juneteenth, Okay, and check it out. The jewelshow dot

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Speaker 1: com and happy Juneteenth. Everybody enjoyed Monday off the Jewbil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hey, it's a great day. Cable. Is

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Speaker 1: this Adam? No, this is not this is his wife?

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Speaker 1: christ Oh wait a second, this isn't Adam Adam. No,

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Speaker 1: my name is Christa and I am his wife. You've

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Speaker 1: heard of a wife, right? Yeah, I got one. Her

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Speaker 1: name's not Chris, doctor. Do you know her name? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Megan. Okay, just checking? Yeah, okay, great, then I

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Speaker 1: can speak to you about your cable. How's it working out? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Zoom and fast? Uh no, it's been out daily. You

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Speaker 1: guys have been Yeah, I'm glad we fixed it for you.

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Speaker 1: the ticket on that and everything should be zooming away.

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Speaker 1: So thank you for being patient with us. Yeah, to

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Speaker 1: hang on? Yeah, okay, yeah, you send some people over right,

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Speaker 1: have they done anything yet? Can you see it on

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Speaker 1: your head? Well? Right now, all I can see as

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Speaker 1: a computer screen in front of me and a phone

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Speaker 1: because I'm calling you from the call. Huh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: we have no wife. I still none none. It was

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Speaker 1: botty and then it's been out for two days. Brow

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Speaker 1: hellout yeah hello, yeah, hi Christa yeah, oh boy, that's embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Did you use fall asleep? Uh? Wow? Um, it's full

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Speaker 1: a while at work, So I apologize. You were saying

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Speaker 1: be no customer satisfaction survey until you shix the thing

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Speaker 1: that you said. You're Oh my god, yo, oh my goodness. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I not off again? Is that what happened? Yes? You did?

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Speaker 1: You fell asleep and you're snoring into the phone and

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Speaker 1: I don't. Are you serious? We have listened to me.

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Speaker 1: And now I get the wonderful guest of having you

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Speaker 1: on the phone. They decided to put their least favorite

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Speaker 1: Of no, are you in anything? What's going on? This

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Speaker 1: you know what. You did it again? And now I

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you fired. This is insane. You do

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now. My boss's boss's name is Adam,

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Speaker 1: and it's your husband. What. Yeah, because this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone frank on

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Speaker 1: you and your husband Adam set you up? Oh Crystal,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember the garage. He said that

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Speaker 1: you guys have been having trouble with your WiFi and

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Speaker 1: you hate people snoring, so he wanted to combine the

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Speaker 1: It's time War of the Roses only on The Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show is on the phone today for War the Roses.

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Speaker 1: To catch a cheater. She thinks her boyfriend Ricky might

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Speaker 1: be cheating on her, and this is a little different

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Speaker 1: than normal because her email said that she actually hopes

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Speaker 1: that he's cheating. Why, yeah, thanks for the email. You

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Speaker 1: I've seriously been looking for a reason to break up

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Speaker 1: a really good one. Well, why don't you just leave him? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I need to seriously, but this will give me confirmation.

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Speaker 1: Are you just not wanting to hurt his feelings? Like?

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Speaker 1: Why why don't you just leave? Though? Yeah? No, I

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Speaker 1: recognize that I could do better. I guess if you

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Keep doing you and I hope you

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Speaker 1: have some guests come over tonight and then they leave

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Speaker 1: pretty quickly. Oh, thank you. Remember text in for one

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Speaker 1: or six one calls say to day three four three

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Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: like that, you never know what you're gonna get. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do this. I have a way thing that I

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Speaker 1: like smelling. What do you like smelling? My friends make

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Speaker 1: fun of me a lot for it. What is it?

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Speaker 1: My cat? Youd like to smell your cat? I just

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Speaker 1: pick her up and m yeah, he just having like

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Speaker 1: to smell his cat, likes the smell of cat. Does

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Speaker 1: anybody else have any weird things that they like? To

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Speaker 1: smell normal thing. I used to actually smell my food

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Speaker 1: before I ate it. I don't do that anymore, like

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Speaker 1: a deep whiff. No, I just like, you know, investigated

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Speaker 1: it usually, just make sure it was like a wool

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Speaker 1: and all that. So it was more it was like

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Speaker 1: a healthy shue you like, I don't want to which

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Speaker 1: is more or less picky. But over that, because I

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Speaker 1: just kind of eat food, I guess that I trust.

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Speaker 1: If I didn't trust it, then I'm probably gonna sniff it.

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Speaker 1: Digital producer Christian jumping in here. I don't know that

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Speaker 1: this is that weird because there are other people that

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Speaker 1: like the smell of this. But I love the smell

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Speaker 1: of gas, like a gas station. Yeah, I always have

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Speaker 1: since I was a kid. Like I remember being a

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Speaker 1: kid like my grandparents, my parents pumping gas, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, it's so much smell. I know. I love

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Speaker 1: the smell of gas. Not when it's like on your

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Speaker 1: hand though. That's like if you get a drop on

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Speaker 1: your shoe or something, it's like day ruin you all day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: at the gas station, the smell of gas is such

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Speaker 1: a pleasure. But if you're out of the gas station,

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Speaker 1: like you said, and you get a drop on your foot.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, You're like, oh, this is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: All right, here's a smell thing. You know how people

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Speaker 1: can tolerate their own farts but not other people's farts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I actually really like the smell of mine when

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Speaker 1: they do smell, not like in a weird way. It's

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Speaker 1: one way, the whole way of liking your the smell

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Speaker 1: of your fart. I just think it's like, I'm just

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Speaker 1: interested in it a lot. I'm just like, whoa, that's

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Speaker 1: what That's a really interesting fragrance. Weird. I think it

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Speaker 1: might be like your brain playing tricks with you, because

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Speaker 1: sometimes I feel like, because if you know what's your

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Speaker 1: own fart, you can tolerate it, right, like, but you

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Speaker 1: get disgusted as somebody else's. Yeah, I feel like there's

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Speaker 1: times where like I forgot that I farted and on demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Friday, June seventeenth, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewell Fresh

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Speaker 1: and Father's Days this weekend. But whether you're a Father's

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Speaker 1: Day or a Mother's Day, like a mother who is

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Speaker 1: a father, you know, because there's a lot of moms

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Speaker 1: out there who are father's too. Go out to you anyway,

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Speaker 1: if whether you're one of those your parents? And how

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Speaker 1: many times does a parent say no throughout the day?

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Speaker 1: You'll find out exactly coming up in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: this dad made a decision that he might be questioning

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Speaker 1: why he did any time now. And I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: all about that coming right up in my story. All right.

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Speaker 1: I'm Christians, promise you you won't want to miss it.

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Grace Snow And we've all had our parents

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Speaker 1: embarrassed us at some point in our lives. But these

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Speaker 1: two idiot dads are taking fighting for your families to

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Speaker 1: a whole new level. More coming up on that my story.

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Speaker 1: That's coming up in my story, all right, more on

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Speaker 1: those than just a second before first Thursday Port the news.

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Speaker 1: How many times does a parent say no during the day?

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Speaker 1: The average is twenty three times. Wow, that's actually less

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Speaker 1: than I would have guessed. Yeah, that seems way low

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Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, No, wonder kids are so entitled these days.

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Speaker 1: I was going to get us eighty six. I was

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Speaker 1: Alex as a mom in the room. What is the

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Speaker 1: question you say no to? Most often probably if they

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Speaker 1: can have something at the store, or if they can

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Speaker 1: like toys, or like, no, they don't play a toy.

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Speaker 1: It's usually like an Xbox or a new game, Nintendo

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Speaker 1: switch or something expensive that I'm a treat and that

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Speaker 1: I robe money out. It's an automatic response. I think

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Speaker 1: as a parent, I'm new to the whole game newish right,

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Speaker 1: I'm a step parent. But Alex says two kids, she's

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Speaker 1: been a mom the whole time since she had them.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy, But it's like an auto response. I can

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Speaker 1: see it. If anything is said in kind of a

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Speaker 1: high pitched voice, you can tell she automatically is ready

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Speaker 1: to go noice. And the best is when you ask

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Speaker 1: why and they say because I said yeah, yeah. Something

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Speaker 1: that I did realize the other day though, about what

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Speaker 1: they say a lot is mom, oh, like just constantly.

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Speaker 1: And then I realized that I was hearing mom when

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Speaker 1: my kids weren't even at home. Yeah. This is then

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Speaker 1: the idiot news network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. For our next story, let it

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Speaker 1: send it on over to Alex fra Ash, Mom, I

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Speaker 1: was wondering, like which story I should do because I

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Speaker 1: have a story about a dad who made a questionable decision. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's my dad because he decided to take my

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Speaker 1: seventeen year old hormonal daughter to live with him. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: saved my life. But then jay z palked in my

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Speaker 1: head the other day that you know, he was at

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Speaker 1: a game with his daughter Blue Ivy, and what an

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Speaker 1: idiot he was because he put his arm around her

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Speaker 1: and she got so embarrassed. Little kids on the chees

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Speaker 1: was like, Dad, like get off me. Dad. She was

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Speaker 1: like my hair, but she was like, no, you get

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Speaker 1: off me. I wish Daz was my dad. That'd be

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Speaker 1: cool too. I'd be like, yeah, this is do it again.

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Speaker 1: This is the I and N the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiot aren't just in the news for next three

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Speaker 1: they let's send it on over to Christian Gray Snow,

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Speaker 1: who's on location in Texas where two dads provided quite

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Speaker 1: the pool side entertainment for all those in attendance at

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Speaker 1: a like family swim resort this weekend. The two men

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Speaker 1: at their big age broke out in a fist fight

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Speaker 1: over actually no one knows what the fight was even over.

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Speaker 1: They just started like screaming around with their beer bellies

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Speaker 1: and yelling at each other and throwing fist fight and

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Speaker 1: um yeah. The video went viral on social media, with

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Speaker 1: one user commenting, this has to be the worst fight

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Speaker 1: I've ever seen. So if you're going to break out

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Speaker 1: into a fight this weekend, dads, at least make it

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Speaker 1: a good watch. Those are hilarious to watch though. And

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Speaker 1: it's a really bad fight. Two people that just you

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Speaker 1: can tell that have maybe never even been in a

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Speaker 1: fight in their life, and they're trying to fight. There's

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Speaker 1: so much weird shoving that goes on. And I've been

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Speaker 1: swinging and missing, yeah, and almost tripping and almost falling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why are adults even fighting? That is another good thing

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Speaker 1: of children. It's a word thing. It's so weird, all right.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. They report the

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Speaker 1: news in tomorrow same time or Monday the same time.

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Speaker 1: For another hard hunding report from the I N Remember,

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh I'm at that dreas. I'm a Christian Gray Snow

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Speaker 1: and your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's The Jewel Show, and now it's another edition of

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Speaker 1: Fuzzy Father's Day moments from The Jewels Show. My dad

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Speaker 1: always told me that I talked so much in the car,

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Speaker 1: so on road trips, I always had to sit in

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Speaker 1: the back seat. So that's why I was never allowed

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Speaker 1: to sit in the front seat on road trips. I

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Speaker 1: remember one time my dad let me help him him

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Speaker 1: the garage. I dropped one of his tools, and then

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Speaker 1: he told me to go out my mom in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I felt loved that day. One time I convinced my

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Speaker 1: dad to take me hunting with him, only for me

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Speaker 1: to start crying and freaking out when he pulled out

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Speaker 1: a gun to kill a deer, in which he told me,

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Speaker 1: shut up, you're going to ruin this for me. One time,

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Speaker 1: when me and my dad were at the beach, he

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Speaker 1: told me to get out of the water. I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to, and then I almost drowned. I'll never forget it.

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Speaker 1: As a young wrestler, I had just lost, and my

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Speaker 1: dad said, could have wrestled a little better, we wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be here. I remember my dad sat me down to

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Speaker 1: have the talk. He said, son, don't go into the

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Speaker 1: cave without a raincoat. I'm not sure what that talk

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Speaker 1: was about, but raincoats really turned me on. Now. So

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Speaker 1: to all the dads out there, Happy Father's Day from

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Speaker 1: all of us at the Jubil Show, and remember save

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Speaker 1: your tears and walk it off that whoever you are,

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand, it's another Jebil phone frame.

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Speaker 1: Heyday mornings on. That's twenties. Hello, Charles todd Sparks. Put

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Speaker 1: the spar back into your life? How are you doing this?

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Speaker 1: The guy Jimmy said, was gonna call me. Yeah, guilty

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Speaker 1: as charged. Todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Your friend. Jimmy hired me because

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Speaker 1: he said, you need a little bit of life coaching.

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Speaker 1: You need a little bit of fire, you need a

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Speaker 1: little bit of the spark back in your life, a

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Speaker 1: little bit of the pep back in your step, a

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Speaker 1: little bit of the funk back into the funky stuff

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Speaker 1: you do. And I'm the guy to help you with that,

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Speaker 1: todd Sparks. Nice to meet you. Nice, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I need all of that, but

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Speaker 1: but Jimmy said he was gonna have you give me

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Speaker 1: a call. I got a whole cornucopia good feelings to

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Speaker 1: give you. So let's talk about some stuff. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: about it. Huh, what's up? What's going on? Okay, what

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Speaker 1: are we What are we gonna talk about? We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about what happened? Why? No, sparky, spark Uh. I

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Speaker 1: would be a loser for the rest of my life

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Speaker 1: and not be able to take care of her, even

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Speaker 1: though I got her through you know, three different jobs

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Speaker 1: over two years. What are we talking about here, Chazz? Yeah, no, no, Chatz.

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Speaker 1: I'm Charles. I would like to call you Chatz. As

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I'm gonna call you Chaz. That's

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Speaker 1: what I call decision making. Well, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: I'll make a decision. I'm going to call you Karen.

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Speaker 1: How about that? That's my decision. Listen, Chazz, love the

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Speaker 1: effort there. You've made a decision. You didn't do it

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Speaker 1: the right way though. You say, hey, I want to

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Speaker 1: call you Karen, and they accepted every time because you

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Speaker 1: took control of your life. You put the spark back

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Speaker 1: in your life to well, I'm gonna call you, Karen, Karen.

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Speaker 1: So here we go, Karen, what do we do next

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Speaker 1: to put the spark back in my life? All ran?

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Speaker 1: So you see, you can't seem to get that first lesson.

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Speaker 1: But that's fine, that's really advanced stuff. I just I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out what's wrong your humdrum about your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend leaving you? Huh? Is that what's going on? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that what's got your hum drumm in the beat? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy keeps saying I got a snap out of it

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Speaker 1: and uh and get back to the world. But you

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Speaker 1: know what, what's the point? And that is a great question,

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Speaker 1: and I'm glad you asked it. What is the point?

632
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: What is the point? Charles? What is the point? You're

633
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: gonna tell me, Karen, I'm gonna say, I'm going to

634
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: ask you what is the point of sitting on the

635
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: couch all day thinking about the love that you lost? Well,

636
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: are you a saying are you a single guy? There? Todd?

637
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: Absolutely have somebody, Todd. I've had six wives and you

638
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: can read about all of them in my book that

639
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you, Todd Sparks putting the spark

640
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: back in your life. So, if you've had six wives,

641
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: how are you? How are you the guy to give

642
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: me advice? You have failed six times? I don't, I don't.

643
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is working out here, Todd.

644
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 1: But you can't succeed unless you fail. And I have

645
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: succeeded where most men at failing. I don't understand how

646
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: this is going to help How? How is this going

647
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: to help me? Todd? Nobody who ever convinced I was

648
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: just going to convince her that this guy is a big,

649
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: smooth talking who's going to leave her one day too.

650
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: And I was the guy who loved about her. How

651
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: are you going to convince her that, Todd? We have

652
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: identified the root of a problem here. The problem is

653
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: you're thinking about her. You're thinking about what she's doing,

654
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: how she's going to come back. You know what you

655
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: need to be thinking about, Todd? How am I gonna

656
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: get a maserati? So you're you're telling me I need

657
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: to give some rich, fancy things to win her back?

658
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: Is that the advice? I'm kidding, That's exactly what I'm

659
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: telling you, put the spark back in your life. Get

660
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 1: a Maserati drive by her in the Maserati. Hello, she's

661
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: going to be back in the shouldn't meet you? How

662
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: in the world? How is this what you do for

663
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: a living? Jimmy met me because he emailed me for

664
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. That's what Jimmy did. He put

665
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: the spark back in your life by a simple email

666
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: is all it took to start that fire. Did you

667
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: say prank? Yes? I did, because this is not todd

668
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: Sparks putting the spark back in your life. This is

669
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

670
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: on you and your buddy. Jimmy shut you up. He

671
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: said that you just went through a breakup and he

672
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: was hoping a phone frank could cheer you up. So

673
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: hopefully that helped. I am going to punch him in

674
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: the arm really hard. Well, that will definitely make you

675
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: feel better. Punch him in the arm, put the spark

676
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: back in your life and get him Asserati. That'll help. Imati. Thanks.

677
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: Karen did jubil show on demand first day? Up? So

678
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: what is that? What's that saying? Go fool me once?

679
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: Shame on you fool me twice, shame on me, fool

680
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: me three times? No, no, let him a third time? No?

681
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: All right. I don't know what the quote. I don't

682
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: know what it is, but I think it works the

683
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: same with ghosting. I think talking about I think you're

684
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: talking about when you and shake. Oh, yeah, that's what

685
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: it is. That's what it is. Ghost me once, shame

686
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: on you goes me twice, shame on me, ghost me

687
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: three times. You're playing with yourself. That's what Jason is

688
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: on the phone. He's been ghosted twice by a woman

689
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: named Katie, and now he wants to know why. Jason

690
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: was on. Man, how are you morning? Guess how you

691
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: guys doing pretty good? So you've been ghosted twice by

692
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: the same person. Yeah, by the same person. Man, And

693
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: so here here's what's up. Right. We went out for

694
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: on the first date. It was a great date. Things

695
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: were going well, we were vibing. Then she ghosted. Then

696
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: a few weeks later she text me back and she's like, hey,

697
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: let's go out for a second date. And I'm like,

698
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: all right, cool. You know why not did you ask

699
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: her why she ghosted you? You know, no, I didn't.

700
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: I didn't ask her because like I kind of like

701
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: handed at it's like, hey, you know, it's really um,

702
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm really glad that you reached out. You know, we

703
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: hadn't talked in a while, and she just kind of

704
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: like danced around it, and I just didn't want to

705
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: pry because like the second date, it was going really

706
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: good and I didn't want it to be weird. Okay,

707
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: So why do you think you've been ghosted by her again? Well,

708
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: because it's been like two weeks now and she has

709
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: a tech Oh gosh, Dan left me on the head

710
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: right again. Nope, what do you think exactly? I'll give

711
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: it another shot. Yeah, I mean that sucks. Why do

712
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: you think that she's ghosted you twice? I don't know.

713
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: Like the first time she goes to me, I thought

714
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: maybe she just like didn't buy it, right, and then

715
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: but then I was like, well why would you? Why

716
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: would she try again? Right? And so a couple of things, right,

717
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: like I think it could be so one on the

718
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: first date, we went in Dutch, right, Like, we just

719
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: went out for a couple of drinks and you know,

720
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: the fartender brought us each our own separate bill, and

721
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: I didn't like try to pay for it. So I

722
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: thought maybe that could be is it? And then like

723
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: on the second date, I wore a tank top. I

724
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: was coming from, like I was coming from hanging out

725
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: with my friends and we were like buying the pool

726
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 1: all day. And then I was like I loved sucking

727
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: time until I showed up in my like full TANKU yeah,

728
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: I mean I do, okay, I look like I mean,

729
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: it had you know it pinteapples on it. I mean,

730
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: it was a good looking tank Like, don't get me wrong,

731
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a beat up ratty like bud Light one.

732
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: I didn't. I think a good tank top if if

733
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: it looks good on you, it's gonna be a good

734
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: thing on a date. And I don't think it's a

735
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 1: bad thing necessarily. I mean, it'd be surprised if you're

736
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: gettinghosted because you wore a tank top. I mean, but

737
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: that's like I don't know what else it could be, right, Like,

738
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: you know, if she didn't like the fact that I've

739
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: made her quote unquote pay for her part in the

740
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 1: first date, then she wouldn't have got me back for

741
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: a second date. I don't know. And like I also

742
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: talked about my mom a lot, because like me and

743
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 1: her are clothed, Like maybe she thought I was a

744
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: mama's boy, but like my mom just moved to the city,

745
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: like she doesn't know anybody. So of course we're hanging

746
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: out like quite a week, right, what else you're gonna do? Yeah? Okay,

747
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: so you know, either you're in or you're not. Either way,

748
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: I'm cool with it. But like, give me some sort

749
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: of like explanations. I'm not over here wondering if it's because,

750
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I wore a pineapple tank top.

751
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: How did the second date end? Dude? We got we

752
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: got some physicality going on, you know, nothing nothing scandalous.

753
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: Why would you make out like you know, why would

754
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,240
Speaker 1: you get a little little you know, a little any

755
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: little well, a little full fun time like why would

756
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: you you know, don't go that far and not like

757
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: when I have a third date? What thing that worries me?

758
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: When I wear a tank top? Normally I don't have

759
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: body order, but if I did, it'd be easier to

760
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: smell and a tank top. If my armpits were like

761
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: not fresh and clean, we're your it's musty. Well, I

762
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: mean it wasn't the pool how's the hair in your armpits?

763
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: What's a normal amount? It's pretty bushy. I feel like, yeah,

764
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: I think I see some I see some dudes. It

765
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: looks like they have I mean, it looks like they've

766
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: got somebody else in a headlock. It's not that bad.

767
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,439
Speaker 1: It's also not like, you know, like a shape little band.

768
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's it's a healthy amount of man hair. Okay, yeah,

769
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: all right? Well, and you want to try to get

770
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: a third date if it's a reasonable reason that she's

771
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: not that she goes to you twice. Yeah, I mean

772
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: I don't see why not, right, Like we've we've been

773
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 1: hanging out, we've been having a good time, so you know,

774
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: if we just want to keep doing that, Like it

775
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be something serious. If she wants something lighter,

776
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: that's what she's afraid of, Like we can you don't

777
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: have that conversation, all right, Cool, Well we'll play a song,

778
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: come back, and then call her and find out why

779
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: she's ghosted you twice with your first day follow up

780
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: next right, all right, we'll do right for this friend.

781
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: In the middle of your first date follow up, we

782
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: were just joining us. Jason is on the phone, and

783
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: he's been ghosted twice by a woman named Katie and

784
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: he has no idea why. The first date that they

785
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: went on, he thinks maybe she ghosted him for a

786
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: little while because they went Dutch and she ended up

787
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: paying her bill, he paid his bill. He thought maybe

788
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: that was a bad move, but she called him back

789
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: and they went out on a second date. And now

790
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: she's ghosted him again for two weeks. She's left him

791
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 1: on red and he doesn't know why. And he thinks

792
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: the only reason you can think of is because he

793
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: wore a tank top on the date and he thinks

794
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: it was a bad look. Oh well, pineapple tank top, right, Jason, pineapples, Yeah,

795
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: that it was a classy pineapple tank top. We'll call

796
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure it out, see

797
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: if it is a tank top or something else. Hello,

798
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm aspeak to Katie. Please, Katie, how are you? My

799
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: name is Jebel from a radio show called The Jewel Show.

800
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: And my name is Alex from a radio show called

801
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: a Jewel Show. And I'm Christian Gray Snow, also from

802
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: a radio show called the Jewel Show. Hi, Oh my gosh,

803
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: but you listen to the Jewel Show. Huh. Oh sure,

804
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 1: I know who you all are. Well, we're calling you today,

805
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: Katie because we got an email about you from one

806
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: of our listeners. Oh about me? Really? Uh. It's a

807
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 1: guy named Jason, and you've ghosted him twice. Wait Jason, Jayson, yes,

808
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: wait no yeah, no yeah, yeah no no no you

809
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: ghosted him two times? No, no ghosting. That implies we

810
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 1: had something going on. Jason and I we've just been fun.

811
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: If you're going to do with someone, though, and they

812
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: hit you up afterwards and you don't respond, that is

813
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: called ghosting. Welcome to twenty twenty two. Apparently you've done

814
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: it to Jason twice. I mean, I don't take texting

815
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: that seriously. I don't know about all of you. I mean,

816
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: if people text me, um, maybe I respond, Maybe I don't.

817
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like if people really if

818
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: I was going on a date with somebody, I would

819
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: probably tell him that I'm good, I don't want to

820
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: hang out again, or I do want to hang out again.

821
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 1: But but that's not that's not what it's like though, Jason.

822
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: We just get together. It's been fun. I don't I

823
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: don't treat it like anything like that that requires immediate response, Well,

824
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: we do the segment on the show the first day

825
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: follow up where if you go on a date with

826
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: someone and you ghost them, they can email us to

827
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,280
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what happened.

828
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: Jason told us that you ghosted him twice and he

829
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 1: has no idea why. So, in your opinion, you haven't

830
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: ghosted him. I mean, not really, No, he said, it's

831
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: been two weeks since you talked to him. I know,

832
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 1: but I mean as an adult, I mean I can

833
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: blink in a month's gone by before I've spoken to people. Sometimes,

834
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: I mean, it happened. Okay, okay, So do you like him, sugar?

835
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: He's so fine and he's so cute. Was it because

836
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 1: of his pineapple tank up? No, he thinks. So. We

837
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: asked him about your day, and the only reason you

838
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: can think of, well, he doesn't even know why you

839
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: stopped talking to him the first time, and then the

840
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 1: only reason that he can think of that you stopped

841
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: talking to him this time is because he showed up

842
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 1: to your last day wearing a tank top, a pineapple

843
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: tank top, and he thought that was not a good look.

844
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: And I asked what his armpits hair situation is like,

845
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: does he have a lot of armpit hair? No? I

846
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,240
Speaker 1: mean I think a sufficient amount for a grown man. Okay,

847
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: well that's good yea. So how come you're not responding

848
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: to him then, because, like I was saying, I just

849
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: I don't take that stuff that seriously. I get back

850
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: to people when I get back to people if it

851
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: doesn't seem rge it to me. So you still want

852
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: to date him, I mean right now probably wouldn't be

853
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 1: the best time. Why right now? Though, Well I don't

854
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: know how he's going to feel about me talking about

855
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: this on the radio. But I am in a relationship

856
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: right now. Oh well, that's a good reason to not

857
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: call him back. Oh have you been in a relationship since?

858
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: Have you been cheating? Like and going on days with him? Like?

859
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: Is this a new relationship. I wouldn't call it cheating.

860
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: I would say I kind of adopt a sort of

861
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: habit of flight overlap. But but with Jason, we were

862
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: just hanging out. I don't take it that seriously. My

863
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: relationship I take very seriously. When did you get in

864
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: a relationship? Then technically it's been off and on. So

865
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: now we're back on, and we've been back on complicated,

866
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: So you get back you got back together with your AX. Yeah,

867
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: you could say that, so while we were while we're

868
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: off and on. If we've been off, then I have

869
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: more availability and I feel like hanging out the first

870
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: time you are with Jason, did you stop talking to

871
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: him because you got back with your XI then too?

872
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that's why, but I did wind up

873
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: getting back and back with him. Yeah. How long have

874
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: you and your boyfriend current boyfriend been together? A total?

875
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: And it's been a couple of years. Oh, and so

876
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: you'll get back together with him and then when you

877
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: break up, you'll go on dates with Jason. Now I guess.

878
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: And yeah, when I've broken up with my boyfriend, I

879
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: have hit up Jason. Oh I think that's fine? Um?

880
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wonder if Jason think that's well? Yeah,

881
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: well hold on, how come you don't just dave Jason,

882
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: like if he's like such a great guy, why don't

883
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: you give him a chance? Why do you keep taking

884
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: your ex back? Because I mean, a we've never discussed it,

885
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: and I, speaking for myself, I didn't think that was

886
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: really a viable option. Jason's just loads of fun. I

887
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 1: don't think I don't think he and I are meant

888
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: for something, says Okay, so he's just the guy you

889
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: want to hang out with when you're broken up with

890
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: your current boyfriend who is also your ex boyfriend. Oh,

891
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't put it like that. Jason is

892
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: a good guy. I wonder how Jason would put it.

893
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: We should ask him, Jason, Hey, how would you put it? Everybody? Hey,

894
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: what you have him on the Jason? You're on the phone. Yeah,

895
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: he's been on the phone this thing and wants to

896
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: talk to you so all the show. Yeah, ah my god,

897
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: I thought it was just an email. So you're let

898
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: me get this right, right, So you're going out with somebody,

899
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: even going out with him for years, and then when

900
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: that person, you know, when you have a fight or

901
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,919
Speaker 1: you do that thing where you break up, you come

902
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: give me a call, we go out, and then like

903
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: the next day or two days later or two days later,

904
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: he called you up and saying, hey, I'm sorry, I

905
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: want you back. Is that is that kind of how

906
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: it's going out? Oh that seems a little reductive, But

907
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:40,959
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, sometimes, but that what Oh well, I'm

908
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: so cool with that. Oh, like before we go any

909
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: further with this, Like you don't need to explain anything.

910
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: I totally get it, and I have such a great

911
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: time with you, Like if you just see me here,

912
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: like on the side, like for those moments when you're

913
00:47:53,960 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: on pause, I'm in. I really to look up with

914
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: no commitment at all. I mean we always have a

915
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: good time. Yeah, I'm totally I'm totally in, Like I'm

916
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: not even all right. Well, let me ask then, Um, Katie,

917
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: would you like to well not right now, but when

918
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: you break up with your boyfriend again, would you like

919
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: to go out with Jason on another date? We'll pay

920
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: for that one. Um. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea,

921
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: Like if they're gonna pay for it, do you want

922
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: to break up with him next week to plan for it? Totally?

923
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: Let's go Alright, that's a successful, successful first date. Follow up. Congratulations, Jason,

924
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: you got a date at some point in the future

925
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 1: whenever Katie breaks up with her boyfriend again, and then

926
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: you guys can have fun and then she can go

927
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 1: back to her boyfriend. Perfect The Jewels Show on demand,

928
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: Jebils dirty Little Secret. It's fine for your dirty little sea.

929
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: Remember you can text us at four one oh six one.

930
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret and you can

931
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: feel free to tell us anything because nobody will know

932
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: who you are. We keep everybody anonymous. What's your dirty

933
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: little secret? Um? Okay, so I've been dating this guy

934
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: for like a year and there's this stupid like detail

935
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: about me that he does not know because I don't

936
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: know it was Okay, it's a minor. It's a miner,

937
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 1: I think. Keeping a secret from your new boyfriend. Yeah. Oh.

938
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 1: Every time we are, you know, like sleeping together, I

939
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: am usually do you mean actually sleeping? Yeah, like next door? Yeah,

940
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,919
Speaker 1: like you know, sleep together? Yeah? Or are you talking?

941
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: You and me? Baby? Ain't nothing but mammals. But let's

942
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: do it like to do on the discoverage show. Yeah? Yeah,

943
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: what kind of sleep are we talking about? That? That

944
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: is the that's the kind of okay, all right there?

945
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: You know, um, pretty much every time I am thinking

946
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: about somebody else, Oh, girlfriends every time? Every time? Yes,

947
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: here's is it an ex? Well, no, it's on an X.

948
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: I did not wish, Well, it's um you wish? Yeah,

949
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: it's a rock rock Dwayne John. You always think joking? No, No,

950
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm not, because honestly, like I mean The only time

951
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: in my life that I have not sort of like

952
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: been thinking about the rock during that moment is like

953
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: the very first time. Yeah, I mean you've always thought

954
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 1: about the rock. I just despise the rock when I

955
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: love the rock. So I kind of see where you're

956
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: coming from. Well, you've always you've always thought about the

957
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: rock whenever you've done that, except for the first time

958
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: you did it. Yeah, because I the first time I

959
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: thought about the rock, like, I just kept thinking about

960
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: it every single time after that, you know, And I like, yeah,

961
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: it's not really like that serious. It's just I can't

962
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: help it, Like I just my mind And that's hilarious.

963
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: You're obsessed all Are you ever gonna tell your boyfriend? Oh? Man? No, yeah,

964
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: well why you feel guilty about this obviously? Yeah, definitely

965
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: Why not tell him and see what happens and then

966
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: if he doesn't work for him and then find some

967
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: dude who doesn't mind you fantasizing about the rock. Well,

968
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just trying to put myself in his position.

969
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: And Alex and Ermery if he didn't know that, I

970
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: have to say that for new listeners, he didn't know that. Um,

971
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: and if I found out that she was fantasizing about

972
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: the rock when she was with me, I'd be like,

973
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: that's weird. You don't like the rock first of all, right,

974
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: but then I guess because I love my wife, right, yeah,

975
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: it's the rock or a celebrity like that, Like, I'm

976
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: not threatened by them. I would just be like, okay, cool, Well,

977
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: if that's your thing, we can role play, like all, okay, see,

978
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: that's why we'll put all I don't know what i'd

979
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: have to do, but I'll do a rock voice trying

980
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: to do it. See what would it? Kime be like, yeah,

981
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: I don't mean, I can't even think of how he

982
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: sounds right now. But I mean, I guess I could

983
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: be just like, you know, hey, babe, get in the

984
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: bed and see what the rock is cooking. You know

985
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Maybe maybe it could be a thing

986
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: that you guys enjoy together. You guys could both think

987
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: about the rock. Maybe. Yeah, I mean that gives me

988
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: hope in a way. Yeah, I'm weird, though. My thing

989
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: is don't tell him. I'd probably I wouldn't tell him, Yeah,

990
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: don't tell Yeah, he might leave you. I have a

991
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: different attitude about those kind of things. I think the

992
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand? Holy crap, I think they figured

993
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 1: out how to do time travel. What's the Jewel Show?

994
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: I'm being serious. Scientists just came out and said that

995
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: they figured out a way that they can maybe make

996
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: people travel back in time. Tell you how, in just

997
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: a second, I would go back in time and learn music,

998
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: and then I would sing the song that was playing

999
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: when I lost my virginity. So I'd be losing my

1000
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 1: virginity while listening to my own song. Right, I didn't

1001
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: even have a song playing when I lost my virginity.

1002
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: I was watching months is inc. What isn't they? Weren't you?

1003
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: Weren't monsters inc? English? Evan, if you didn't know he

1004
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: lost his virginity a couple hours ago, a couple days ago,

1005
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: and literally not that long agough, sure, way to work.

1006
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: Way too old to be watching monsters inc. Anyway, way

1007
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: too old to be watching monsters inc. Way too old

1008
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: to be losing is virginity. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff,

1009
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: a lot of way too olds going on with that

1010
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: whole situation. Producer Bennett jumping in English. Even why did

1011
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: you wait so long? I held on to my v

1012
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: card for so long, and that's my biggest regret. I

1013
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: was saving a mom for marriage. But then I realized

1014
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: I just had to be a home because he were

1015
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,720
Speaker 1: saving it for marriage. He wasn't. He just was saving

1016
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: it for some weird reason. I was saving it because

1017
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: I see that wasn't my problem. I promise we're gonna

1018
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: get into the time travel things. Scientists think they figured

1019
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: out how to do time travel. But then we got

1020
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: sidetracked with Evan telling us that he was watching Monsters

1021
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: Ink when he lost his virginity. Digital producer Christian jumping

1022
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: in here and I've been putting out since I was seventeen,

1023
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: and I would still go back into an earlier with

1024
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: a fifteen year old older woman. Wow, fifteen year old

1025
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,760
Speaker 1: older woman in the back of my friend's Buick Regal

1026
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,959
Speaker 1: first night I met her. The song that was playing

1027
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: because I was my music. The song that was playing

1028
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: when I lost my virginity in the Buick Regal to

1029
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: that fifteen year old and I'm thirteen, was this song

1030
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: We're here, We're Gonna Find It? Oh here we go guy? Yeah, okay, yeah,

1031
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 1: except it was my first time, so it was basically

1032
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: this And then I was done and then I was like,

1033
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what just happened. I felt funny, though

1034
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:51,479
Speaker 1: that was no. I don't remember what I was listening

1035
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: to you. I don't even remember if anything was on period.

1036
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: All I remember is that I was an apartment and

1037
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: it was right in front of the fire on a futon. Lovely.

1038
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen a lot of romantic comedies

1039
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: that are on a fut from a fireplace. As far

1040
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,760
Speaker 1: as the song goes, I don't even know who cares.

1041
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: At that point. You're on a futon and from a fireplace.

1042
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: There was no music playing whenever I lost mine. But

1043
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: I had taken a trip to go to a concert,

1044
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 1: and I had lied to my mom, who I hope

1045
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: I was not listening to this because I was seventeen.

1046
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: I told her I was going to this concert with

1047
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: my friends, but really I was meeting up there with

1048
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: my internet boyfriend. Four of the Crown Plaza in Clayton, Missouri.

1049
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: I'll never forget um. It was an incredibly painful experience.

1050
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,279
Speaker 1: And listen, I walked in that room and came out

1051
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: a different man. It was for a David Archiletta concert.

1052
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me that David Archiletta. The guy that

1053
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: you were in town to see is the song that

1054
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 1: was playing in the background when you lost it? Of

1055
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,280
Speaker 1: course he is. We were listening to his debut single Crush.

1056
00:55:54,760 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: Wait this song, this is a song. Hold on, listen.

1057
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: I don't listen to this song you lost your virginity exactly?

1058
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: Is there a problem with it? I don't. I'm just confused, Like,

1059
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: what tempo do you go with? Place? Oh? Yeah, it's

1060
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: like not fast enough for fast and it's not slow

1061
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 1: enough for slow. It's like a weird middle ground that plays.

1062
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 1: I promise we're gonna get to talking about the time

1063
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: travel thing, scientistic figuring out how Tony time travel, but

1064
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: for some reason, talking about what was playing when people

1065
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: lost virginity right now. Producer Bennet jumping in My first

1066
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 1: time had a bunch of celebrities and this song was

1067
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: both of these songs that you guys lost your virginity too.

1068
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: Feels like I'm shopping at your shop. It feels like

1069
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: the partment story. I didn't. It wasn't my playlist, you know.

1070
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: I can't say I chose it, but great song. And

1071
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: I say it was a star study event because I

1072
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: was kind of watching the TV. Why Yes, And the

1073
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: fiftieth anniversary of Saturday Night Live was on, so I

1074
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: always so I'm always like, yeah, I lost my virginity

1075
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: and all the celebrities were that too. Yeah, so you

1076
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: know some we were watching from fiftieth the anniversary of

1077
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: SNL while listening to this multitaskers though, I was, yeah,

1078
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: there's a lot going on your phone. Prank happens every

1079
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: single thing though. Yeah. The time we started off talking

1080
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: about the time travel thing and then got onto the

1081
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: songs that we're playing with virginity. We don't have time now,

1082
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: we're out of time. So hey, if you want to

1083
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: know about the thing we we're gonna talk about before

1084
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: we got on that, google it The Jebel Show on demand,