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Speaker 1: Today, I fked up by pranking the military and it

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Speaker 1: was the most embarrassing moment in my life.

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Speaker 2: No, not the embarrassment, but the pranks. Though. Did you

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Speaker 2: did you say after you got in trouble, did you say,

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Speaker 2: like it's just a PreK bro.

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Speaker 1: Like they don't really, they don't really look at it

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Speaker 1: that way, right, because everything has to be so serious, right,

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Speaker 1: like you know, when you protect you know, missiles and

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Speaker 1: nukes and all that shit, Like pranking early isn't the thing?

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Speaker 3: What about protecting humor?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I feel like humor a place in the

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Speaker 2: American ethos. I think of Mark Twain, think of the

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Speaker 2: other comedians, Jerry Seinfeld sign Mark Twain and Jerry Seinfeld.

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Speaker 1: Equal, I mean very good military members, right, those two

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Speaker 1: guys serve their country.

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Speaker 2: That they did that they did. Absolutely was Mark Twain

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Speaker 2: in the military.

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Speaker 4: He may he may have been. I think he may

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Speaker 4: have been. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a market I think Jerry Seinfeld was.

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Speaker 3: He was thinking jokes about Napkins.

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Speaker 1: Two Disney making millions. Yeah, Jerry's is making millions.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So long story short to get back from like a deployment,

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Speaker 1: and we're all disgruntled.

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Speaker 4: And we get back and they're like, hey, guys, welcome back.

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Speaker 4: Guess what you have the shittiest work schedule period. It's

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Speaker 4: all nights. It's like every day you work as a night. Right,

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Speaker 4: So it's like nine pm till six am, six days straight,

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Speaker 4: three days off, then back to six days of nights,

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Speaker 4: you know, blah blah blah. And my boys and I

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Speaker 4: were like, man, dude, this sucks. This is all bullshit.

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Speaker 4: So we're so we're like at.

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Speaker 1: Work one night and I'm like grabbing some food in

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Speaker 1: the fridge and I opened the freezer and I noticed

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Speaker 1: these like frozen fish tilapia filets, like vacuum sealed individually.

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Speaker 4: You know, you look at it.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why it came to me, but

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Speaker 1: I was like, dude, we should crack the seal in

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Speaker 1: some of these and put them behind the desks on

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Speaker 1: like various like high like high ranking officials upstairs.

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Speaker 4: Right. And he's like, I don't know what, but like,

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Speaker 4: I mean, we're like twenty years old, right.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, really this is a great but I feel

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Speaker 2: like this is a great harmless prank.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: It's like we're just gonna, you know, make it make

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Speaker 2: it smell it like stinky. Yeah, I imagine like the military,

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Speaker 2: like locker rooms probably smell no different, right exactly. So

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Speaker 2: it's like, I think this is actually a fragrance that

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Speaker 2: you're leveling out the sense. Yeah, you're leveling out the

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Speaker 2: said two negatives equal.

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Speaker 4: Positive, absolutely absolutely agree.

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Speaker 1: Well, so like this, the whole setup is like cubicles, right,

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Speaker 1: they're like all like this, and so in between there's

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Speaker 1: like an inch gap right where like no one would

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Speaker 1: ever check for frozen fish to lay a filet in

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Speaker 1: in cracked seal.

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Speaker 2: Really, in fact, I really thought they would have checked

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Speaker 2: there for that. That's not one of like that, you

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Speaker 2: know how like they like make sure your your bed

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Speaker 2: is folded in the right way, your shoes are lad,

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Speaker 2: that's not one of the checklist.

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Speaker 4: Frozen frozen, Let's go. And so like we go and

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Speaker 4: we really cracked a few.

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Speaker 1: We put them in the back, you know, we're like, oh, dude,

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Speaker 1: this gonna be fucking funny, right, And it was over

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Speaker 1: like Thanksgiving break, so there's like a week when no one.

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Speaker 2: Was where it's festering.

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Speaker 1: It's chilling, it's chilling, right, So we we get a call.

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Speaker 1: Everyone gets recalled to this to the squadron and they

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Speaker 1: get everyone. Everyone line up your information. You're like, tell

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Speaker 1: us why you think it's funny to put frozen fish

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Speaker 1: filets upstairs? Because I guess they had an h back

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Speaker 1: crew went out. They're like someone something died in the vent.

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Speaker 1: Had to been a rat or something like My boys

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Speaker 1: and are like, oh, dude, this is hilarious. And then

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Speaker 1: they're like if no one confesses, everyone is getting punished

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Speaker 1: by no one being able to leave and go home

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Speaker 1: for the holidays around Thanksgiving and like once they like

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Speaker 1: brought everyone else, like you know involved.

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Speaker 4: I was like, man, yeah, we don't want to like

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Speaker 4: piss everyone else off, so we leave.

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Speaker 1: We leave formation we like sit I remember sitting in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot, like dude, we just like fucking telling them,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, we should just tell them.

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Speaker 4: So we walk in.

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Speaker 1: We're like hey, guys, like it was us so funny.

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Speaker 1: So like end of the end of the day, they

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Speaker 1: ended up like I don't know, a week later, they gave

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Speaker 1: us like an l o R like a letter of

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Speaker 1: recommand or something like that, like, uh, you know, I

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Speaker 1: would not do this again.

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Speaker 4: I'm severely sorry. Blah blah, blah blah, and then you

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Speaker 4: had to give like a public apology. It's like shaming.

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Speaker 4: Let's go back to their first.

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Speaker 1: Story, so let's let's see the full circle, right full circle.

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Speaker 4: So they shame you by getting you know, you have

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Speaker 4: to stand in front of everybody, the whole squadron, and

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Speaker 4: it was weirdly enough out of chapel so it's like

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Speaker 4: the House of God in worship and.

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Speaker 1: They're just like standing, you know. I remember saying this.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I had to be so seriously. I

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Speaker 1: am extremely sorry for putting frozen Clappia philelets, three of them,

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Speaker 1: to be precise.

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Speaker 4: Behind some desks, and they trying to make it like

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Speaker 4: it was targeted. They targeted this person.

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, at random, you got fished, you

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Speaker 1: got fish file at Clappia pilate and anyways, I'm sorry show.

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Speaker 4: I had to be very serious, and he was like

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Speaker 4: the most embarrassing time in my life. I think.

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Speaker 1: I was like, that's hilarious though it was so stupid

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Speaker 1: and like harmless and like, but it was funny because

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Speaker 1: to this day everyone was like, yeah, I remember fucking

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Speaker 1: winners Man. He like came back from his deployment, him

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Speaker 1: and his boys are all the scruntle and they was

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Speaker 1: putting frozen fish full.

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Speaker 4: It was just crazy.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 4: It's like ten twelve years later. Man, they still talk

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Speaker 4: about it on that base.

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Speaker 1: That about you got stationed there like six months after

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Speaker 1: I left. He teld me about it all the time.

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Speaker 2: So is that like is there so so that's that's prank, right,

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Speaker 2: that has been retold throughout the channels of history. Is

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Speaker 2: there any pranks that you've heard of that are like

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Speaker 2: even older or like that you hearded your your time lore? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I want to hear some Air Air Force lore.

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Speaker 4: Oh dude, I mean everyone's super uptight in the military. Damn,

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Speaker 4: No one wants to me.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you know, the drinking and driving shit, but

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Speaker 1: like no one's like creative enough to.

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Speaker 4: Just like get fished, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, yeah, like creativity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So no, I mean outside of that, there's no like,

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Speaker 1: no stories outside of that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think that's that is a great one, and

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you were able to share this fish with

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Speaker 2: us and allow the smell to ternate throughout the age.

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Speaker 3: Of I do hope that, like the influencer like apology

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Speaker 3: videos are literally like everyone I'm so sorry for putting fish. Like,

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Speaker 3: could we have the I'm sorry video about fish behind desk?

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Speaker 4: It was like John Cena apologizing to like China.

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Speaker 3: Exacerbate.

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Speaker 5: He's like, I'm so sorry I called Taiwan its own country.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry I put frozen fish filets behind some desks

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Speaker 5: upstairs over the holiday break.

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Speaker 4: Fuck John Cena.

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Speaker 2: That seems like a great place to add let's go, baby,