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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's on the verge of a

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Speaker 1: breakthrough product called Socksicles.

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Speaker 2: I he's just not sure if they should.

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Speaker 3: Be socks shaped like popsicles or popsicles that taste like

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Speaker 3: socks be shaped. Jeff still in the development phase, but

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Speaker 3: he's getting close.

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Speaker 1: Make sure to ask for your socksicle when the ice

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Speaker 1: cream Man comes around.

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Speaker 2: This year with.

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser. A's other frozen freaks just don't. His

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of upstate New York. I'm

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Speaker 1: walking authorities. Authorities are currently searching for a man who

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Speaker 1: skipped a court appearance earlier this week. The fugitive's name

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Speaker 1: is Lamont Holmes, and he was supposed to be at

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Speaker 1: a hearing on weapons charges, but he was a no show.

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Speaker 3: Everybody got timpinitus.

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Speaker 4: It's home stay.

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Speaker 2: Comminated for joke of the year. So police looked at

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Speaker 2: the GPS.

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Speaker 1: Signal from his ankle monitor and noticed he was at

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Speaker 1: his house, but outside of it in his backyard. So

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Speaker 1: as they made their way to his place, they noticed

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Speaker 1: something interesting. The GPS was showing that Lamont was having

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Speaker 1: erratic movement, similar to prancing around a certain bush or tree.

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Speaker 1: So when cops got there, they didn't even knock on

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Speaker 1: the door. They went right to the back area, and

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Speaker 1: we're surprised to see his GPS ankle monitor in plane

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Speaker 1: view affixed to his dog.

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Speaker 4: Arrest fault. I thought he was his exercises, Like, why

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Speaker 4: was Lamont pain on a tree like that?

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Speaker 1: And he'd apparently cut it off a few days before

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Speaker 1: and then strapped it to his dog's left leg and

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Speaker 1: he took off.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of smart, I actually, because he got caught.

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Speaker 4: Smart for a day, caught yet.

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Speaker 2: That's why I said there, they're on the run. They

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Speaker 2: don't know where he is.

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Speaker 1: He was already looking it up to fifteen years behind bars.

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Speaker 1: But now if they find him, Lamont will be facing

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Speaker 1: even more additional charges.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like leaving his dog alone.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that was the worst crowd.

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Speaker 4: Something else to take your dog.

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Speaker 2: With you go your next laser story out of the

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Speaker 2: Cold Front Club.

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Speaker 1: A massive winter storm will be plowing through most of

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Speaker 1: the eastern part of the country this weekend, from New

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Speaker 1: Mexico all the way across to the mid Atlantic.

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Speaker 2: In New England.

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Speaker 4: Front New Mexico. That is basically all of the US.

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Speaker 4: That's where.

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Speaker 1: And so if your plan is to head out to

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Speaker 1: try and avoid it, here's a little bit of advice.

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Speaker 1: Do not turn your heat all the way off. And

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Speaker 1: I say that because an apartment in Quebec, Canada turned

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Speaker 1: into an actual ice castle because the renter decided to

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Speaker 1: cut the heat completely trying to save money.

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Speaker 2: Are in the middle of a snowstorm.

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Speaker 4: I mean, pipes don't freeze and burns. To get out

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Speaker 4: of here the pictures. Bro, dude, how can you call

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Speaker 4: yourself Canadian and not know this is going to happen.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen damage like this.

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Speaker 1: Well, they thought, you know, they're not going to be

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Speaker 1: there for many, many days, and they didn't want to

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Speaker 1: spend all that money heating a completely empty home heater like.

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Speaker 4: At sixty five sixty degrees and leave the faucet running.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows it has to have a drip, just a drip.

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Speaker 1: Clearly this person did not know. Because the temperatures outside

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Speaker 1: and inside got so frigid, the pipes burst and shot

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Speaker 1: water into the apartment and then that froze too.

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Speaker 4: Has anyone thought that maybe it was Elsa that was

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Speaker 4: living inside this.

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Speaker 2: It could be.

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Speaker 4: It does look like they're Yes, it's an ice coope outside.

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Speaker 2: From Incredibles apartment. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The walls, the ceilings, the furniture, even the appliances were

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Speaker 1: later found covered in thick ice. It also created abstract

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Speaker 1: ice sculptures everywhere, and the floor was basically a skating rink.

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Speaker 4: If you're a hockey fan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it could be kind of fun.

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Speaker 1: The building owner evicted that tenant, so now they're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to strip the entire place down to get all

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Speaker 1: the ice, water and moisture out and that process could

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, O fun only gonna get colder.

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Speaker 1: Serious this next Lazer Stories out of Food News, there's

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Speaker 1: a new pizza mashup that's only available in Japan, which

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Speaker 1: is either disappointing or a massive relief, So make sure

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Speaker 1: to tell us what you think at seven eight, five

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Speaker 1: nine two because Pizza Hut in Japan has introduced a handheld,

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Speaker 1: handy melt folded pizza where the main ingredient is strawberry kitkats.

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Speaker 4: Well, don't don't hate, I love dessert pizza.

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Speaker 2: You could see it up on our Insta stories at

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: We have the photo there, but Pizza Hut Japan says, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not fake candy pizza. It's basically like a hot

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Speaker 1: pocket with melted strawberry kit cats inside instead of pepperoni.

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Speaker 4: The kit cat looks like it got grilled. Concerning it

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Speaker 4: didn't melt. It looks like the outside chocolate area is

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Speaker 4: still very much intact.

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Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, that's a promotional ad picture.

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Speaker 1: Bro That's that's not what the rest to the pizza

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Speaker 1: like with the pizza, they say, the new pizza has

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Speaker 1: a specially selected mozzarella cheese with extra richness and salt

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Speaker 1: content to counterbalance the sweetness of the candy, and they

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Speaker 1: promise that the crispy kitcat wafers provide a satisfying crunch.

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Speaker 4: Would we still attach the word pizza to this concoction

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Speaker 4: no dessert?

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Speaker 2: I'm getting nauseous the more that I read about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but this monstrosity will be a vailed in Japan

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Speaker 1: for the next month.

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Speaker 2: So who wants to travel? I do? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: This final laser story is out of trend down. So

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Speaker 1: if being more care free is on your to do

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Speaker 1: list for this year, you are far from alone. Google

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Speaker 1: says searches for the word whimsy are at an all

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Speaker 1: time high.

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Speaker 2: Wow, a year of whimsy, Whimsy goals, and how to

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Speaker 2: add more whimsy to your life are all trending online.

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Speaker 1: The definition is behavior that's unusual, playful, and unpredictable, rather

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Speaker 1: than having any serious reason or purpose behind it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's so, that's what whimsy is all about.

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Speaker 4: People couldn't hear Ashton's yawn in the.

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Speaker 2: Back round.

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Speaker 4: A minute.

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Speaker 1: Videos about being more whimsical are all over social media,

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Speaker 1: and a writer for the Huffington Post said whimsy is

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Speaker 1: already the clear front runner for word of the year.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of like cottage core, but with more fair.

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Speaker 2: That's a good way to look at it.

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Speaker 1: Influencers are using it hand in hand with having a

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Speaker 1: more analog lifestyle, so less time online and more time

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Speaker 1: doing stuff out in real life.

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Speaker 4: That's good.

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Speaker 1: One influencer who's embracing whimsy said it's similar to dilly dallying,

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Speaker 1: basically doing stuff that's fun, interesting and.

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Speaker 4: New, just because dilly dally and I thought was like procrastinating.

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Speaker 2: But if you're doing it whimsically.

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Speaker 4: An it's dilly I was thinking it was more woo.

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Speaker 1: But because our show is constantly all up in the

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Speaker 1: latest trends, Yes, I would like to introduce the newest

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Speaker 1: member of our team, Humper's female twin sister, coincidentally named Whimsy.

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Speaker 2: She's a little bit more feminine.

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Speaker 4: She has a flower crown on, she does.

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Speaker 2: And she just begs the question, why not have way

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Speaker 2: more Whimsy in your life? This year, Blazer Storys has

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Speaker 2: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 2: same time on Monday,