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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line, goody, just.

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Speaker 4: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you

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Speaker 4: while you're out at the club and uses this charming

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Speaker 4: pickup line on you.

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Speaker 1: A gorgeous let me guess your nickname must be yogurt

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Speaker 1: because for some strange reason, I want to spoon you

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 5: Is that so sweet?

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Speaker 4: Come up from whatever you do. Do not mock him

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Speaker 4: for already being in a committed relationship with his creatine. Instead,

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Speaker 4: tell him that maybe you two should meet by the

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Speaker 4: squad rack later and show him you've got more moves

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Speaker 4: than his battery powered protein shaker back. And that's when

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Speaker 4: you give him the did just to the loser line.

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Speaker 4: So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we

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Speaker 4: can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 3: Ay, it's so, I.

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Speaker 6: Went ahead and put a reservation for Thursday night and Friday,

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Speaker 6: you know, just in case Thursday goes really really well.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 6: Also, I reserved a tandem kayak for Saturday morning in

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Speaker 6: case you stay over and we want to do a

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Speaker 6: little fun activity together, you know, So I hope you

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Speaker 6: like nature and close physical proximity to handsome fellows. So anyway,

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Speaker 6: let me know bye. You know, women complain about men

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Speaker 6: who don't plan that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's not just a planner. He is confident that

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Speaker 4: your one date is going to roll into four straight

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Speaker 4: days of NonStop fun.

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Speaker 5: Well and how sweet, like you're gonna stay the night

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Speaker 5: on a Friday night.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking it was.

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Speaker 5: Just a drunk hookup, but he's got kayaking plans.

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Speaker 3: You can make it till Tuesday. I have a surprise.

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Speaker 4: It's close physical proximity.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Brian, this is.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just whatever. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna

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Speaker 5: put this out there. I was just thinking, you know

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Speaker 5: what if hypothetically a person wanted to ask another person

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Speaker 5: out for coffee, and.

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Speaker 7: Uh, you know, maybe that other person be.

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Speaker 3: Like, sure, coffee and open to seeing.

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Speaker 7: Where that goes, and and then like maybe that first

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Speaker 7: person hypothetically would just really enjoy spend some time if

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Speaker 7: you and uh maybe going back to hook play hypothetically,

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Speaker 7: and and uh.

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Speaker 5: I'm just just bring to bring out there. So anyway,

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Speaker 5: if you're if you're interested, maybe hypothetically, is that another

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Speaker 5: person like a DM or whatever.

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Speaker 7: She really needs to look up what it means to

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Speaker 7: put something out there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she did not put it out there.

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Speaker 4: Do you feel like that was the first message that

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Speaker 4: she left? Why do I feel like that was take

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Speaker 4: number twelve before she got to you know what, maybe

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Speaker 4: hypothetically speaking, it sounds weird.

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Speaker 5: I thought she was going to apologize at the end,

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Speaker 5: I don't know, just giving a lexus vibe.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and she was definitely gonna say I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of the asking for a friend

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Speaker 5: saying yeah.

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Speaker 4: But remember we are on YouTube, our shows on TikTok

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Speaker 4: and so all the other podcast platforms at Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey where you can hear all of our second dates.

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Speaker 4: Our phone taps are awkward calls and your favorite loser

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Speaker 4: line messages just like this one.

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Speaker 3: Hey Gray, Sorry, I was I was just daydreaming a

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Speaker 3: little bit.

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Speaker 2: I had to call you, and I just had to

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Speaker 2: tell you that.

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Speaker 3: I can't stop thinking about your elbows.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but

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Speaker 2: you've got super elegant joint structure.

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Speaker 3: Like no joke, these are top to your elbows.

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Speaker 2: You have you know, they just they they've been so naturally.

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Speaker 2: And some people they have elbows that are there all

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Speaker 2: sharp and jagged, a little angry knees, but yours, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, they're like real elegant princess elbows.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, call me if you have some room in your

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Speaker 3: schedule to hang out a little bit of elbow room?

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Speaker 2: Should I say? I should probably stop?

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Speaker 3: But okay, yeah, I thought that was.

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Speaker 7: Kind of ill.

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Speaker 5: Go.

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Speaker 7: I like that.

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Speaker 5: I kind of liked it.

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Speaker 1: I have weird elbows, so like, yeah, is this a.

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Speaker 4: Thing though, where instead of being like, hey, are you

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Speaker 4: a boot guy butt guy, they're like, oh, you're an

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Speaker 4: elbow guy.

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Speaker 2: Is that.

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Speaker 5: It's kind of nicer to have those complimented than anything else,

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Speaker 5: to be honest.

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Speaker 4: Next thing in Cosmo magazine that have elbow models showing

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Speaker 4: off on page one. Yeah, check, got my eyebows coming

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Speaker 4: around on this trend. Actually, I hope this becomes.

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Speaker 3: A thing next mesod Hey, it's we we met last

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Speaker 3: night at the bar with the like the weird bashroom

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Speaker 3: lighting thing. I think it was called the penguin No right,

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Speaker 3: it was puffing. I don't know, some arctic animal.

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Speaker 8: But I just wanted to say sorry again, the whole

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Speaker 8: the accidental thing that like, oh.

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Speaker 3: O, the mom thing right, calling you mom? Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: I am sorry about that. I did not mean to

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Speaker 3: call you mom, obviously. I just I'm going through some

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Speaker 3: right now. But I only said it because it's like

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Speaker 3: you have like the exact same color hair, all right,

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Speaker 3: but that's it seriously, so anyway, but yeah, it was

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Speaker 3: cool and I have fun. So you know, call me wow.

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Speaker 4: One passionate night in the bar bathroom and the guy

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Speaker 4: calls you mom, and then you're gonna give him a

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Speaker 4: fifth number. Talk about a bad choice, you know.

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Speaker 7: Jeff I know that there's some guys that like daddy issues. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 7: women like mommy issues.

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Speaker 4: They called somebody their mother in Makeout Youah, HiT's too

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Speaker 4: close to home. Give them like three your four chances

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Speaker 4: before you reject them. Make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey YouTube, where you can hear all of

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Speaker 4: your favorite Loser line clips of the week. We highlight

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Speaker 4: them right there for you, and we're gonna do a

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Speaker 4: phone tap coming

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Speaker 3: Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.