WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "School Lunches" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day dred minutes

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<v Speaker 1>a week was enough, I think again. He's the last

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<v Speaker 1>remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness.

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<v Speaker 1>He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as

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<v Speaker 1>the rich pill poppers in the penthouse, the clearing House

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<v Speaker 1>of hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth

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<v Speaker 1>Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air

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<v Speaker 1>everywhere louviating every single eight days a week. This is

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<v Speaker 1>I think the eighth thing we I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea, but it is the Fifth Hour with

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Maller and not Danny G Radio. As Danny G

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<v Speaker 1>is away, we roll up our sleeves. We knuckled down

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<v Speaker 1>with the Great Alexander, Alexander the Great, well actually Alex

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<v Speaker 1>Alex Tiger, Alex the Vegan as he has known. Back again.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the Penny on Friday, he gave us stories

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<v Speaker 1>of the anime world and the gym on Saturday, and

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<v Speaker 1>now he is back to help us answer listener mail

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast. Very exciting here and listen, Alex. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you're prepared for this. You never know what you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get in the mail bag. You have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what you're gonna get. It's a pot pourri of questions.

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<v Speaker 1>We're about to raise the curtain and embark on a

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<v Speaker 1>mission that will go through the cosmos. And before we

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<v Speaker 1>get that going, here, we've got to say hello, Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>Al's got this little ditty. That's how we start the

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<v Speaker 1>mail bag. Here we go, all right, very good, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio Al. So first up here, Kevin in Kansas. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have my usual male sound effects here because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing this on a different setup. So just imagine

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<v Speaker 1>male blank blanks. All right, Kevin in Kansas writes, Since says,

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<v Speaker 1>dear Benn and friend, it's it's a Thursday, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>eating a turkey meal at school. Kevin is a teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, in Kansas. He says, it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering what you liked or looked forward to

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<v Speaker 1>for school lunches back in your heyday. Alright, So Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go first here, and then Alice you can chimm it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I my mom made most of my lunches. It

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<v Speaker 1>was normally a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or tuna

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<v Speaker 1>fish sandwich. She alternated and a bag of chips. And

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<v Speaker 1>I did not like the tuna fish sandwich because often

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<v Speaker 1>by the time lunch came around, it was a warm

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<v Speaker 1>tuna fish sandwich. And there's nothing worse than a warm

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<v Speaker 1>tuna fish sandwich. And uh and my mom would slob

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<v Speaker 1>it with mayonnaise and all that, and she loved it

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<v Speaker 1>and she was an easy meal and all that, but

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<v Speaker 1>I I did not. So that's what I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>But every once in a while to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>eat the cafeteria. And this one's gonna be surprising, but

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<v Speaker 1>I love the big corn dog. The big corn dog

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<v Speaker 1>that I was like a special treat. And it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>particularly good, as I remember, but for some reason I

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<v Speaker 1>loved the corn dog when they had that on the

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<v Speaker 1>menu when I was was a kid. What about you, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>any of any fun memories of school lunches man back

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<v Speaker 1>in your day, which wasn't that long ago, But no,

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Actually you know what's funny, Ben, is that

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<v Speaker 1>I still remember. So at the school I went to,

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<v Speaker 1>we had this little hole in the wall Mexican spot

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<v Speaker 1>called Meet Guel's Junior. Have you ever tried Met Guels Junior? Ben?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is like, uh, when you're in high school

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<v Speaker 1>and this was This was in junior high and high

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<v Speaker 1>school where I went to school. They were right next

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<v Speaker 1>to each other the schools. Have you ever tried the spot?

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<v Speaker 1>I know their local here and Cow. I do not

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<v Speaker 1>believe I've seen it, but I have not eating it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me the next time you're in studio, I will

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<v Speaker 1>bring you one of their famous bean rice and cheese burritos.

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<v Speaker 1>So I, oh gosh, it's amazing. It's like a home

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<v Speaker 1>style grandma cooking burritos. And I remember it was the

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<v Speaker 1>longest line in history of school. You would literally try

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<v Speaker 1>to get out early and ask your teacher at the

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<v Speaker 1>class from out early so you could get your food first,

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<v Speaker 1>so you weren't waiting fifteen minutes of your thirty minute

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<v Speaker 1>lunch to get the food. Forever and always, I'll remember

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<v Speaker 1>those burritos and getting a bag of hot cheetos and

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<v Speaker 1>putting them inside of the burrito. Oh my gosh, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>that was it, man, that's it, Mber we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>with the happy previous episode right or by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>is there anything like when you're in elementary school? I

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<v Speaker 1>remember the corn dog when I was like like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it was junior high, but I remember I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was high school. It was high

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<v Speaker 1>school younger than that. In elementary I remember we had

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<v Speaker 1>a taco Tuesday and it would be like a taco bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and the best part about it was the tacos were

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<v Speaker 1>so messy. You would have a taco salad after so

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<v Speaker 1>I would always get those as a kid in elementary school.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're from a different generation. I think by the

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<v Speaker 1>time you got to school, they probably had healthier items.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I was a kid, they did. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>give a ship like whatever, and it was feeding what

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<v Speaker 1>they want. Shut the kids, Hey, what do we have

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<v Speaker 1>in the freezer on some old hot dogs? Give it

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<v Speaker 1>to the kids. They'll be kids like that thought. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>As long as we don't see floaters in the toilet,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for another time. Yeah, exactly, all right. Next up

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<v Speaker 1>Pierre from the recliner, waiting to see Josh Allen dig

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<v Speaker 1>his way out of up the four feet of snow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well not anymore, Pierre. They moved that game out of

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<v Speaker 1>an abundance of caution to Detroit. But Pierre, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>that that abundance of caution thing. I know Pierre didn't

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<v Speaker 1>ask about this from Springfield, mass But that is the

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<v Speaker 1>excuse he can use about anything. You know, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>finish that assignment out of work, out of an abundance

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<v Speaker 1>of caution. I was a little onto the weather, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to you know, you can literally say

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<v Speaker 1>that about anything, the greatest get out of whatever you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do situation. And I said this on the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show the other day. But my theory is why the

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<v Speaker 1>NFL moved the game out of bubble. They've played games

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<v Speaker 1>in blizzards when I was a kid that used to

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<v Speaker 1>play no matter what. But I'm blaming lawyers, Alex really, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because of liability. They don't want someone to get hurt

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<v Speaker 1>traveling tour from the game in the snow. And because

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's a lawsuit. If somebody were to die and

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<v Speaker 1>their family were to sue the NFL and say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's unsafe. You were asking people to come

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<v Speaker 1>to the game. I know they didn't have to come

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<v Speaker 1>to the game, but you asked them to come to

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<v Speaker 1>the game. You know, so and so was a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of the Bills, went to the game driving on

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<v Speaker 1>the road. The snow would not have been driving Admint

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<v Speaker 1>for the game. Guy, don't accident. They died, and so

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<v Speaker 1>now you gotta pay us a bunch of them. That

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense. Yeah, I agree, they didn't do that back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day anyway. Pierre Pierce's is there any truth

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<v Speaker 1>to the rumor, uh that you and Danny and the

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<v Speaker 1>elitist will be subpoenaed as defendants in the ft X

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<v Speaker 1>lawsuit along with the likes of Tom Brady, Gelle, Steph Curry,

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<v Speaker 1>David Ortiz, and Larry David used this alex Is ft

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<v Speaker 1>X lawsuit was just going around about it. What happened? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So this big company f t X crypto currency outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>They they had like thirty two billion in venture capital.

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<v Speaker 1>They were, yeah, like insane amounts of money. They had

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<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl commercials, they were mainstream, and they signed deals

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<v Speaker 1>with Tom Brady, Steph courage Azel, they had your kidding. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they went bankrupt this week. Yeah. Yeah, the leven uh

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<v Speaker 1>US investors lost eleven billion dollars and now all these

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<v Speaker 1>famous people are being sued because they endorsed it and

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<v Speaker 1>they made it seem like it was no easy, no

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<v Speaker 1>brainer and all that stuff. Legit thing. Yeah, Larry David's commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. If you saw that, you might want

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<v Speaker 1>to look that up on YouTube. It is the funniest

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<v Speaker 1>commercial I've seen, and it's even funnier now because the

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<v Speaker 1>entire thing, like Larry is like, uh, you know, who's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna buy coffee? Who's gonna want that man on the moon? No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not going to the moon. You know. He said

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<v Speaker 1>no to all these great inventions like in human history.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at the end of the commercial there was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they asked him about this this ft X things.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's not gonna work, and I'm never wrong

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<v Speaker 1>about this, and of course he was right. It didn't. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Really it was a good commercial. That's hysterical. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>happy to report I have not invested in ft I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not no, I don't care. I'm low on the investment

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<v Speaker 1>side for you without let anime money. Now you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you know I will neither confirm or deny. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just to fill in here. I'll keep the eyesight on

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<v Speaker 1>Danny g and yourself. But Crypto. I might have some

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<v Speaker 1>interest in Crypto. I'll just say that, Oh yeah, be careful, man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the wild West, the wild wild West. And I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this. If Tom Brady and Giselle invested in it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going the other way. So that's a safe bet

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<v Speaker 1>for me. So I'm good on that. Yeah, there was

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting conspiracy theory that somebody came up with actually

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok that Brady when he went to the Bahamas

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<v Speaker 1>and Giselle when she went to Costa Rica was tied

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<v Speaker 1>into that story. The conspiracy is Brady went there and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was August because he was tipped off

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<v Speaker 1>that this might be happening, that trouble with the Feds,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he was like, wait a minute. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a lot of money invested here, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>got you know, my name and all my brand, and

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<v Speaker 1>so he went down there to try to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on. And then the theorious Giselle went to

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<v Speaker 1>Costa Rica because they have a lot of offshore banking

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<v Speaker 1>options where you can hide your money. Yes, so though

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good conspiracy. And then they get a divorce

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<v Speaker 1>to cover their trail. Yeah. Well, by the way, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>to this whole divorcing, if Gizelle for Tom Brady, for example,

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<v Speaker 1>a seven times super Bowl winner, most money in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>a playboy guy. All this stuff can't keep Jaiselle. None

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<v Speaker 1>of us are safe? Are you kidding me? But she

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<v Speaker 1>might be a pain in the end. She looks like

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<v Speaker 1>she'd be doing those rituals for his games and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of here with that? What is that? To

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<v Speaker 1>be fair to women? I think Brady is probably a

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<v Speaker 1>pain in the ask too. You know, he does look

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<v Speaker 1>like a pain? Does they both look like contaminated with

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<v Speaker 1>whatever that is? Anyway? All right? Moving on Mike from

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<v Speaker 1>Fullerton Rights and and so, Callie says, how big a

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<v Speaker 1>fan of car chases are you? Also? Do you like

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<v Speaker 1>the current You like the current way they're handled in

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<v Speaker 1>California where they can last until the suspect runs out

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<v Speaker 1>of gas, or would you rather bring demolition derby cops?

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<v Speaker 1>Back from Mike, Yeah, I'm a huge fan of the

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<v Speaker 1>car chase. It's it's great. And I have friends that

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<v Speaker 1>local that work in local television, and sometimes they get

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<v Speaker 1>upset because if you do the sports and there's a

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<v Speaker 1>car chase at eleven o'clock, they just go to the

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<v Speaker 1>car chase because it's a ratings winner. People, It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest drama that you have. You have good guys,

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<v Speaker 1>bad guys like the good guys, the cops chasing the

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<v Speaker 1>bad guys. You don't know what's gonna happen. Someone could die, right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's always the surprise plot twist where they throw stuff

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<v Speaker 1>out of the cars and they stop the car they

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<v Speaker 1>run somewhere. Uh, it's it's great. I had an idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I told Eddie on the Overnight Show the other day, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we should start a internet channel or like

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<v Speaker 1>a real TV channel, like on you know, traditional TV,

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<v Speaker 1>where all we do is show car chase. Really yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would only air for a few hours a day

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<v Speaker 1>because most of these car chases happen daytime or early evening.

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<v Speaker 1>They get on television, and we'd go east coast, west coast,

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<v Speaker 1>Like there are car chase. People think it's only a

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<v Speaker 1>California thing. It's not. There are police chases everywhere. It

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<v Speaker 1>gets a lot of attention in California because they have

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<v Speaker 1>so many news copters up in l A, more so

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<v Speaker 1>than most cities, so it gets a lot of coverage.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've yet to meet anyone that doesn't enjoy a

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<v Speaker 1>good car chase on TV. Are you that guy, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you the guy that does not enjoy watching a

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<v Speaker 1>car chase, Ben, I am not that guy. You've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>the infection. Also, dude, n I'm telling you. We're in

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<v Speaker 1>the studios and we have multiple TVs on multiple different stations.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had anything in my life in these studios.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop everybody and they go, there's a chase on eight

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<v Speaker 1>and we put it on every single TV. It's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>And a few times, Alex, we've had police chases go

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<v Speaker 1>right by our studios. Awesome, it's there's something really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And we have these showcase studios while that we're moving

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<v Speaker 1>to a new studio. We can't get that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're moving to a new studio. We won't to

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<v Speaker 1>have we won't have this view anymore. But right now

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<v Speaker 1>we have a view out to it's right near the

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<v Speaker 1>corner of Ventura and Supulvito Boulevard. We have a view

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<v Speaker 1>of Subulvito Boulevard and you'll be watching It's it's really

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<v Speaker 1>one of those surreal things, like when you're watching the

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<v Speaker 1>car chase and then you look out the window and

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<v Speaker 1>it goes by, Yes, it goes by where you're working.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's pretty well. I still remember Jason Smith was

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<v Speaker 1>in studio. He ran outside, waving at the car it

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<v Speaker 1>was driving with all the cops, and he comes back

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<v Speaker 1>in like a kid who just got ice cream from

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<v Speaker 1>a truck. Like it was amazing to me. That's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the the o J Chase then before

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<v Speaker 1>your time. Then the famous o JA people were out

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<v Speaker 1>running out on the freew their hundreds of people. Can't

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<v Speaker 1>nuts saw, you know, I saw this is I was

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<v Speaker 1>in college at the time. I saw. I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to my college radio station at Saddleback. The o J

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<v Speaker 1>Chase actually started in South Orange County in I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was Laguna Hills Lake Forest. That's where Nicole Brown

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<v Speaker 1>Simpson was buried. Yes, and o J, if I remember correctly,

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<v Speaker 1>you know who knows as I understand it as I

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<v Speaker 1>remember it, o J went to for some reason, he

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<v Speaker 1>went to the cemetery and the cops got word on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that started the chase. And it started all the

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<v Speaker 1>way there, and obviously it went up. It picked up

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of cops and TV and all that. When

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<v Speaker 1>it first started, there was not that, but I I

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<v Speaker 1>was actually going southbound on I five. O J was

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<v Speaker 1>going northbound. I didn't realize at the time what I

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<v Speaker 1>was witnessing, But it wasn't. It wasn't until I got

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<v Speaker 1>to the radio station in the college station, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I turned on we had the TV going, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, wait, I think I saw all the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of that. I was like wow, but I did. At

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<v Speaker 1>the time, it didn't mean much to me because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I remember there was the Knicks were playing

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<v Speaker 1>the Rockets in the NBA Finals and they actually NBC

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<v Speaker 1>split the screen on the finals to show the o

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<v Speaker 1>j CS. Was that big a deal? It's crazy? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Nick in Wisconsin rights and he's next on the mail bag.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, Ben and guest, Well, how about that? Actually

0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:50.160
<v Speaker 1>calls you guests, anticipating that there would be so many,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't name you because I wanted to have the surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. But you'll be on next week too, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So next week people can send questions, all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to ask Alex a question about anime

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<v Speaker 1>or the vegan lifestyle or anything anything at all, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a bachelor life. Since Danny g no longer can do that,

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<v Speaker 1>I got you. You've got bohemian tendencies, right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're all about that action bas absolutely, I'm all about

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<v Speaker 1>that actual all right, Nick says Bett and guessed when

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<v Speaker 1>you were younger and you did something wrong or got

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble, who were you most afraid of? Your mom

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<v Speaker 1>or your dad? All right? So for me, it's my

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<v Speaker 1>my my dad. My mom would always put the fear

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<v Speaker 1>of God in me when your dad gets home from work.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did get the belt one time, really, I

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<v Speaker 1>did get the belt. Yeah, because I'm of the age

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<v Speaker 1>you got the belt. And that's all it took was

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<v Speaker 1>one time. Because the rest of my life, any time

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<v Speaker 1>I fucked up, my mom would say, your father's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get home and he's got the belt, you know, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, okay, I'll correct my behavior. Right. So

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<v Speaker 1>my dad was pretty you know, mellow as it turned out,

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't like doing that stuff either, but does right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they that's how they grew up, and so

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<v Speaker 1>they did it, but it was unnatural for them and

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't want to be part of What about you, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>When you were a little kid growing up there who

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<v Speaker 1>who laid you to a ways? Who devastated you among

0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:26.840
<v Speaker 1>the ther your folks. The wooden spoon was the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>fear of my life growing up, Ben, And my mom

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<v Speaker 1>is from Macedonia, so she is from She is from

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of our globe here, Ben. She is

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<v Speaker 1>from the old Republic of Yugoslavia, and she grew up

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<v Speaker 1>very old school, Third World country style, and so for

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<v Speaker 1>her in her household, she was a very strong woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Where if I messed up, if I slipped, if I

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<v Speaker 1>even thought about talking back to my mom, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you've seen those clips where they showed kids and

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<v Speaker 1>they're all like, screw you, mom, you dumb horror, and

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<v Speaker 1>then their friends are sitting there like what the hell

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<v Speaker 1>is this kid doing? And then that kid goes on

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<v Speaker 1>and does the same thing. Shut up, Jay, you know, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>so my mom made it known real quick. If you

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<v Speaker 1>ever think about lipping off in this house, you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be tasting a wood spoon. And thankfully, Ben, the

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<v Speaker 1>fear of God, as you said, kept me away. I

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<v Speaker 1>never got hit. There was threats, but I never got hit.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad was so mellow, so Chilly'd come home and

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<v Speaker 1>just be like, hey, man, just listen to your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, thanks Dad. Your mom was She was the

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<v Speaker 1>gosh dude. She ran a strict household, and Ben, that

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<v Speaker 1>is why to this day. She has been running her

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<v Speaker 1>own daycare for twenty two years out of her house

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<v Speaker 1>and has up to twelve to fourteen kids, raging from

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<v Speaker 1>under one to six years old, and she runs it flawlessly, unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Man by herself or if you have people twelve kids,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to have people insane? No, all by herself. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>she is a super She's a superwoman, Ben, She is

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<v Speaker 1>a super Her gift is that it's insane. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>told the story on the set of a podcast by

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<v Speaker 1>my niece and nephew over we had three people for

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<v Speaker 1>two kids. Can you imagine like we could have used

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<v Speaker 1>four people? That's what she just She has the gift. Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy. Literally, people come over, it's naptime, everybody's asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you get all the kids to sleep at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. You should do a podcast with your

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<v Speaker 1>mom and she can tell her secrets about how I

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<v Speaker 1>would actually do that. I'm gonna do that. Should you should?

0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:22.520
<v Speaker 1>I would like to, I would listen to that. I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I will do a podcast. Kids weren't wild. Man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>as SOFTI though, I admit it. Almost Yeah, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like God, Yeah, I feel bad for you do whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you want your kids, right, yeah, alright. Jeff in Chicago

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<v Speaker 1>rights and he says, been a friend. Uh, I called

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<v Speaker 1>you a friend. I'm a friend. I love friends. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you guys believe that compliments are really genuine? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh well, I'll answer it this way, Tisher. I think

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<v Speaker 1>if somebody compliments everything, their phony facts. If if you

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<v Speaker 1>sporadically compliment, I think it's more genuine. We all know

0:18:57.359 --> 0:18:59.560
<v Speaker 1>people that just you know, they just they're they're sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Kiss oh yeah, brown on their nose, right yeah, brown noses,

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<v Speaker 1>and and those people are just totally totally funny. The

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<v Speaker 1>other people, and I don't want to name names here,

0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:09.879
<v Speaker 1>put the thing that I don't like. And I've been

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of meetings over the years of different places

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<v Speaker 1>I worked. The compliments sandwich. Oh that's so annoying. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that. Oh gosh, everybody's doing great. The numbers

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<v Speaker 1>are down, but we're doing great. Yes, everybody. No. When

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<v Speaker 1>they start out with a compliment, they said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing really wonderful, we love you. But then they

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<v Speaker 1>get to what they really want. You're a fucking disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know what the funk you're doing. And then

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<v Speaker 1>they by the way, I really like what you're wearing today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so funny. It's like, no disrespect they say something

0:19:40.320 --> 0:19:43.879
<v Speaker 1>totally disrespectful, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say this. The reason why I said no

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<v Speaker 1>is because I don't believe there's true, genuine compliments unless

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<v Speaker 1>it is something that is heartfelt. So I think that

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<v Speaker 1>is something entirely different from a compliment. I truly believe

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<v Speaker 1>when you give something like a little insight, and you

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<v Speaker 1>give somebody like a little piece of something about you

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<v Speaker 1>and you really like kind of almost like you let

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<v Speaker 1>them in and express something deep, I think that's above

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<v Speaker 1>a compliment because to me, compliments are so like ground level.

0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:10.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like seeing a good looking girl, Oh, you're attractive.

0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:12.520
<v Speaker 1>We know why you think she's attractive. You know, like

0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:14.280
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to get in her pants. We know. So

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the same thing though, ben like a

0:20:16.320 --> 0:20:19.320
<v Speaker 1>compliment is so skin deep to really show somebody be like,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, I just want to let you know. If

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<v Speaker 1>I never met you, I don't think I would be

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<v Speaker 1>doing this well in my life. Like that's the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed, that's real stuff. Yeah, I have read in

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<v Speaker 1>the past. Obviously married now, but I wish I had

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<v Speaker 1>known this when I was single with it's more successful

0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:39.080
<v Speaker 1>because every guy like just compliment with always, always, So

0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:41.800
<v Speaker 1>it actually is more effective if you goof on them. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>if you rip sarcasm and trolling works who all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>Who knew that that would be more of it? Was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, beautiful, I'm living proof, brand I'm living proof

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Ben. It's crazy. It has worked all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It never fails. You want to throw them off. They're

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<v Speaker 1>used to everybody knocking over them. Be the different one.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta stand out from the cross tallest play of

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<v Speaker 1>grass gets cut first, right, all right, madd In Dallas writes,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, can you remember the last time you

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<v Speaker 1>laugh so hard you snorted? I don't know about snorting,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've laughed up many times. We've had a lot

0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:24.480
<v Speaker 1>of funny moments on the show where I've laughed his story.

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<v Speaker 1>The one of the moments that just popped in my

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<v Speaker 1>head now was when we had this caller Genie in Medford.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Genie, alright, yeah, rest in peace, Genie. And

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<v Speaker 1>she she was on with Pete and Pittsburgh and Genie

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<v Speaker 1>started acting like a gangster rapper from l A. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a you know, this middle aged older woman from Oregon.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was hilarious. I was like, I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she had been possessed by a demon. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. And then the other one, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest I've ever laughed in my life, is at

0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:00.280
<v Speaker 1>a Dodger game. I was in the press box. It

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<v Speaker 1>was years ago. There was this broadcaster named Jerry Coleman

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<v Speaker 1>who was a legend in San Diego, the Colonel, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was calling a game for Network Radio with Gary Cohen,

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<v Speaker 1>who's a famous Mets broadcaster. And it was way back,

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<v Speaker 1>it was probably almost thirty years ago. The Dodgers had

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<v Speaker 1>a picture named Hideo Nomo from Japan. It was very famous,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had they were calling me him right in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. Usually they had their own booth, but

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<v Speaker 1>they right in front of me. And it was in

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<v Speaker 1>between innings. It was like the sixth or seventh inning.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jerry Coleman, this old guy, he'd played with the

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<v Speaker 1>Yankees back in the glory days of the Yankees, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was an older gentleman at this time, and he

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<v Speaker 1>went back to the cafeteria to get a cup of coffee,

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<v Speaker 1>and Paul Bear this engineer, I think I believe his

0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:46.200
<v Speaker 1>name was Paul Barry anyway, the engineer for the broadcast.

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<v Speaker 1>As Jerry was walking back, he said, watch out, Jerry's

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<v Speaker 1>got the coffee. He's gonna spill it. And so but

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason, Jerry had a stack of paper and

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<v Speaker 1>he was balancing this cup of car feet on the

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<v Speaker 1>stack of paper. And as he's walking back through the

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<v Speaker 1>press box, he walks back down the steps and Gary

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<v Speaker 1>Cohen's sitting there waiting for the game to pick up.

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<v Speaker 1>They're playing the Montreal Expos, a team that doesn't even

0:23:12.440 --> 0:23:17.760
<v Speaker 1>exist anyways, how long ago, and Jerry spills the blazing

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<v Speaker 1>hot coffee all over the back of the the other

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<v Speaker 1>guy who's calling the game. He then reaches out and

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<v Speaker 1>starts screaming he's burned all over his booke. So now

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<v Speaker 1>it's like Keystone Cops episode. So Jerry's like feeling bad.

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<v Speaker 1>So he then walks back to get some napkins to

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<v Speaker 1>clean up the mess. Meanwhile, the game's coming back and

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<v Speaker 1>the broadcast the show must go on. At show Business,

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<v Speaker 1>the show must go on. So the the Gary Cohen,

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<v Speaker 1>the Mets broadcaster takes his shirt off, right, so he's

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in the press box and it looked like the

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<v Speaker 1>map of Africa on his back with all the different

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<v Speaker 1>like red spots, and oh my god, it was. I

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<v Speaker 1>laughed so hard, just the whole visual of watch out,

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry's gonna spill the coffee and then write them back

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<v Speaker 1>and then seeing a guy who play by play with

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<v Speaker 1>his shirt off and seeing the back all it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you had to be there, but man, was

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<v Speaker 1>it funny? Man? What about you? Any any hilarious memories

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<v Speaker 1>of laughing out loud that you laugh a lot? Gosh, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm such a happy guy, like I always enjoy every moment.

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<v Speaker 1>But snorting, I don't know if I've ever snorted Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's a really tough laugh to get too, because I

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<v Speaker 1>always laugh. I can just tell you, like there are

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<v Speaker 1>a plethora of ones just from Rob Parker here in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio. Just just Robb being robbed cracks me up

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<v Speaker 1>every time. Ben, Like he God, he's a character, this

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:49.159
<v Speaker 1>his mannerism. I've never wanted to impersonate somebody more in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. Ben. That says something like I literally wake

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<v Speaker 1>up in the morning like it's morning one I've never

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<v Speaker 1>done in my life before. It cracks me up. There

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<v Speaker 1>are some people that are very easy and fun doing. Personally,

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<v Speaker 1>we have one of our bosses we like to have

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<v Speaker 1>fun with. Yes, yes, he's got a very interesting cadence

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<v Speaker 1>and all that, so we'd like to goof on him. So, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. A snorting I don't know that that's

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<v Speaker 1>tough because I think like that's a type of breathing style,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you're a person who is inhaling as they're laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's why the snorting happens. I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever breathed while laughing like that. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>might have, Yeah, I don't think I have. Next up,

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<v Speaker 1>Jed who fled? Who? Maybe in jail? This was sent

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<v Speaker 1>way before he had a date in court, facing a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time. In The Pokey Pokey Pokey from the

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<v Speaker 1>Redneck Riviera in Florida, he says, if you could shoot

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<v Speaker 1>a liquid out of each one of your fingers, which

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<v Speaker 1>five would you choose? He says, essentially, if you have

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<v Speaker 1>an unlimited amount of any five liquids, which five would

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<v Speaker 1>you pick? You want to go first on this one?

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<v Speaker 1>Any liquids, that's what he says. Any liquids, okay, some

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<v Speaker 1>superhero stuff. Yeah, I guess the first finger would be

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<v Speaker 1>my pointer finger, and I would do the actual uh

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<v Speaker 1>five W twenty that I need for my car, so

0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I drive so damn much I want to be I

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<v Speaker 1>would love to fill up my oil tank easier. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The second one would probably be if I could do

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<v Speaker 1>this spring water, like if I could find actual a

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<v Speaker 1>way to do spring water out of one of my fingers,

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<v Speaker 1>say less, that's two right there. Uh? The fifth or

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<v Speaker 1>the third one? Holy crap, this is where it gets

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<v Speaker 1>a little nicy. Okay, So I cook a lot, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>like I know you were saying more recently you found

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<v Speaker 1>your niche for the griddle and everything as well, in which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Ben, I might have to break my

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<v Speaker 1>coat and try your pastrami one of these days. Pretty good, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I might have to. I say. My third one would

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<v Speaker 1>be olive oil because I cook so much and there's

0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:50.359
<v Speaker 1>so many times I'm missing oil. It would help, like

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<v Speaker 1>it would be just astronomical. Okay, So that'd be three.

0:26:54.040 --> 0:26:57.399
<v Speaker 1>The fourth one, I'm a sucker for sauces, Ben, Like

0:26:57.440 --> 0:27:00.280
<v Speaker 1>if you give me a good sauce on any thing.

0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:02.680
<v Speaker 1>It always slaps, so this might be a little hot,

0:27:02.720 --> 0:27:06.040
<v Speaker 1>taky saracha. I love saracha. Wow, you want to have

0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 1>sarach it anymore? I would love to just put it

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<v Speaker 1>on eggs if I have some eggs, put it on

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 1>like a sandwich on pizza on your ring finger. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because think about that. That's a hot, you know, hot one.

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:18.199
<v Speaker 1>And then the last one, Ben, and this is a

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<v Speaker 1>big one too, because I drive so much. I would

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<v Speaker 1>love to be able to pee for my pinky just

0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:25.439
<v Speaker 1>so I don't have to. I can literally grab a

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<v Speaker 1>water bottle, fill it up and keep driving. It would

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:31.760
<v Speaker 1>make road trips so dope. All right? So again, what

0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:33.960
<v Speaker 1>was the you have the five there? What was the

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<v Speaker 1>last one? The last one would be taking a pee, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to hear so I could just fill

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<v Speaker 1>up a bot. I'm gonna The first one I would

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<v Speaker 1>have is ghasoline. I didn't think of that. Yeah, yeah,

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 1>that's a liquid. Can I change? Yeah, well you can?

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Which one would you get a bit? All right? I'll

0:27:49.680 --> 0:27:51.640
<v Speaker 1>stop to pee? Give me gas all right? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Right yeah, because if you had gas at any moment,

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:57.280
<v Speaker 1>and that's huge right now? Right? Oh, I mean, you

0:27:57.280 --> 0:28:01.159
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have to worry about Yeah, that's money gas. I

0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 1>would go water too, and want to drink of water. Uh.

0:28:06.400 --> 0:28:11.080
<v Speaker 1>I like a nice glass of lemonade. Leade. There. I

0:28:11.119 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 1>thought you might be a wine guy, bend little. The

0:28:16.600 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 1>last two, the cooking oil is not bad. Makes it easy.

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I love to cook, Yeah, makes it easy. There. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the fourth one, I'm trying to think you. It

0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:31.840
<v Speaker 1>is a tough one. Like I don't really like melk liquid.

0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 1>Not a wine rinker. I don't really drink soda anymore.

0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 1>That's out, like man, because we drive a lot. I

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:43.240
<v Speaker 1>don't like this, the blood thing. No, I don't need that.

0:28:44.800 --> 0:28:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I got I got four? How about extra gas?

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:51.440
<v Speaker 1>How about yes you can because the first tank runs out,

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:57.880
<v Speaker 1>absolutely double it up? Alright? Time for you, maybe one

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<v Speaker 1>or two more. Frank in Philly says, would you rather

0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 1>eat ice cream or popcorn? All day? Ben? I saw

0:29:06.960 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 1>a documentary of how popcorn has really made I will

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 1>never eat popcorn again? Really? Yeah? Why how is it that?

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to spoil it for you or anybody else.

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I will just say ice cream till I die, alright.

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:23.040
<v Speaker 1>And I used to be a huge popcorn guy. Just okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you don't want to know how they make the

0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:26.080
<v Speaker 1>hot dogs or anything like that. Oh man, you never

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:28.400
<v Speaker 1>want to know how the hot dogs made. Oh you'd

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 1>be a vegan? Yeah? No. From Austin as a Thanksgiving question,

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<v Speaker 1>You're I don't know, that's kind of I mean, I

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:39.560
<v Speaker 1>love you know, I'm glad you're a fan, but your

0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 1>favorite at least favorite Thanksgiving this that's that applies to

0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:47.200
<v Speaker 1>my my warning for holiday radio. Yes, yes, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We should we should do that. Anyway, we will get

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<v Speaker 1>out on that. Thanks to to everyone. Uh. Mike fred

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<v Speaker 1>in Spring Texas also asked a question about the Hall

0:29:57.160 --> 0:29:59.240
<v Speaker 1>of Fame whether Joe Jackson, Pete Roach should get in.

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I say, when you let the steroids in, steroid guys in,

0:30:02.440 --> 0:30:05.400
<v Speaker 1>you should let them in. Hello, Joe Jackson did did

0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 1>take money from gamblers, and Pete obviously bet on baseball

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<v Speaker 1>and all that. But let them all in, Ben Baseball

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 1>is all in in bed with gambling now anyway, let

0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 1>them all in. Wine. It's like they should release the

0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 1>people are in jail for weed now too. Yeah, what

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:21.640
<v Speaker 1>are we doing? Weed's mainstream? Now? Come on? People should

0:30:21.640 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 1>not be in jail for weed related to come on

0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 1>pretty stupid On that note. Anything remote here, Alex, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you've got places to go, things to do, people

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<v Speaker 1>to see. Ben. It was an absolute pleasure to be

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<v Speaker 1>here again. I cannot wait for next week. Ben out

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<v Speaker 1>standing listen, you're the man again. Thank you for supporting

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast that you guys download it. I'll be back

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<v Speaker 1>tonight on the terrestrial radio show eleven o'clock in the West,

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<v Speaker 1>three a m. Or two am rather in the East,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll be here the majority of the week and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll catch you next time.