1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day dred minutes 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 1: a week was enough, I think again. He's the last 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,439 Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse, the clearing House 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: of hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth 7 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air 8 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: everywhere louviating every single eight days a week. This is 9 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: I think the eighth thing we I don't know, I 10 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: have no idea, but it is the Fifth Hour with 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 1: Ben Maller and not Danny G Radio. As Danny G 12 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: is away, we roll up our sleeves. We knuckled down 13 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: with the Great Alexander, Alexander the Great, well actually Alex 14 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: Alex Tiger, Alex the Vegan as he has known. Back again. 15 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 1: He was the Penny on Friday, he gave us stories 16 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: of the anime world and the gym on Saturday, and 17 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: now he is back to help us answer listener mail 18 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: on this podcast. Very exciting here and listen, Alex. I 19 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: hope you're prepared for this. You never know what you're 20 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,839 Speaker 1: gonna get in the mail bag. You have no idea 21 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: what you're gonna get. It's a pot pourri of questions. 22 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: We're about to raise the curtain and embark on a 23 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 1: mission that will go through the cosmos. And before we 24 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 1: get that going, here, we've got to say hello, Ohio. 25 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: Al's got this little ditty. That's how we start the 26 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: mail bag. Here we go, all right, very good, thank you, 27 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: Ohio Al. So first up here, Kevin in Kansas. I 28 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: don't have my usual male sound effects here because I'm 29 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: we're doing this on a different setup. So just imagine 30 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: male blank blanks. All right, Kevin in Kansas writes, Since says, 31 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: dear Benn and friend, it's it's a Thursday, and I'm 32 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: eating a turkey meal at school. Kevin is a teacher, 33 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: by the way, in Kansas. He says, it's pretty good. 34 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: I was wondering what you liked or looked forward to 35 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: for school lunches back in your heyday. Alright, So Kevin, 36 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: I'll go first here, and then Alice you can chimm it. 37 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: So I my mom made most of my lunches. It 38 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: was normally a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or tuna 39 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: fish sandwich. She alternated and a bag of chips. And 40 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: I did not like the tuna fish sandwich because often 41 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: by the time lunch came around, it was a warm 42 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: tuna fish sandwich. And there's nothing worse than a warm 43 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: tuna fish sandwich. And uh and my mom would slob 44 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: it with mayonnaise and all that, and she loved it 45 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: and she was an easy meal and all that, but 46 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: I I did not. So that's what I don't like. 47 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 1: But every once in a while to be able to 48 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: eat the cafeteria. And this one's gonna be surprising, but 49 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: I love the big corn dog. The big corn dog 50 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: that I was like a special treat. And it wasn't 51 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: particularly good, as I remember, but for some reason I 52 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: loved the corn dog when they had that on the 53 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: menu when I was was a kid. What about you, Alex, 54 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 1: any of any fun memories of school lunches man back 55 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: in your day, which wasn't that long ago, But no, 56 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: it was. Actually you know what's funny, Ben, is that 57 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: I still remember. So at the school I went to, 58 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: we had this little hole in the wall Mexican spot 59 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: called Meet Guel's Junior. Have you ever tried Met Guels Junior? Ben? 60 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: So this is like, uh, when you're in high school 61 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: and this was This was in junior high and high 62 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: school where I went to school. They were right next 63 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: to each other the schools. Have you ever tried the spot? 64 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: I know their local here and Cow. I do not 65 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: believe I've seen it, but I have not eating it. Okay, 66 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: tell me the next time you're in studio, I will 67 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: bring you one of their famous bean rice and cheese burritos. 68 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: So I, oh gosh, it's amazing. It's like a home 69 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: style grandma cooking burritos. And I remember it was the 70 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,839 Speaker 1: longest line in history of school. You would literally try 71 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: to get out early and ask your teacher at the 72 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: class from out early so you could get your food first, 73 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: so you weren't waiting fifteen minutes of your thirty minute 74 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 1: lunch to get the food. Forever and always, I'll remember 75 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: those burritos and getting a bag of hot cheetos and 76 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 1: putting them inside of the burrito. Oh my gosh, Ben, 77 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 1: that was it, man, that's it, Mber we talked about 78 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:40,600 Speaker 1: with the happy previous episode right or by the way, 79 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 1: is there anything like when you're in elementary school? I 80 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: remember the corn dog when I was like like maybe 81 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 1: maybe it was junior high, but I remember I wasn't. 82 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: I don't think it was high school. It was high 83 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: school younger than that. In elementary I remember we had 84 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,159 Speaker 1: a taco Tuesday and it would be like a taco bar, 85 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: and the best part about it was the tacos were 86 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 1: so messy. You would have a taco salad after so 87 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: I would always get those as a kid in elementary school. 88 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: So you're from a different generation. I think by the 89 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,919 Speaker 1: time you got to school, they probably had healthier items. 90 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 1: Like when I was a kid, they did. They didn't 91 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 1: give a ship like whatever, and it was feeding what 92 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: they want. Shut the kids, Hey, what do we have 93 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: in the freezer on some old hot dogs? Give it 94 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: to the kids. They'll be kids like that thought. Whatever. 95 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 1: As long as we don't see floaters in the toilet, 96 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: that's for another time. Yeah, exactly, all right. Next up 97 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: Pierre from the recliner, waiting to see Josh Allen dig 98 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 1: his way out of up the four feet of snow. 99 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: Well not anymore, Pierre. They moved that game out of 100 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 1: an abundance of caution to Detroit. But Pierre, yeah, that 101 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 1: that that abundance of caution thing. I know Pierre didn't 102 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: ask about this from Springfield, mass But that is the 103 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: excuse he can use about anything. You know, I didn't 104 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: finish that assignment out of work, out of an abundance 105 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,159 Speaker 1: of caution. I was a little onto the weather, and 106 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: I just want to you know, you can literally say 107 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 1: that about anything, the greatest get out of whatever you're 108 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: gonna do situation. And I said this on the radio 109 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: show the other day. But my theory is why the 110 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: NFL moved the game out of bubble. They've played games 111 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: in blizzards when I was a kid that used to 112 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:11,039 Speaker 1: play no matter what. But I'm blaming lawyers, Alex really, yes, 113 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: because of liability. They don't want someone to get hurt 114 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: traveling tour from the game in the snow. And because 115 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: that's that's a lawsuit. If somebody were to die and 116 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: their family were to sue the NFL and say, well, 117 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 1: you know it's unsafe. You were asking people to come 118 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: to the game. I know they didn't have to come 119 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: to the game, but you asked them to come to 120 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 1: the game. You know, so and so was a big 121 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,839 Speaker 1: fan of the Bills, went to the game driving on 122 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 1: the road. The snow would not have been driving Admint 123 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: for the game. Guy, don't accident. They died, and so 124 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: now you gotta pay us a bunch of them. That 125 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, I agree, they didn't do that back 126 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: in the day anyway. Pierre Pierce's is there any truth 127 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: to the rumor, uh that you and Danny and the 128 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: elitist will be subpoenaed as defendants in the ft X 129 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: lawsuit along with the likes of Tom Brady, Gelle, Steph Curry, 130 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: David Ortiz, and Larry David used this alex Is ft 131 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: X lawsuit was just going around about it. What happened? Yeah, 132 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 1: So this big company f t X crypto currency outfit. 133 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: They they had like thirty two billion in venture capital. 134 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,400 Speaker 1: They were, yeah, like insane amounts of money. They had 135 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: Super Bowl commercials, they were mainstream, and they signed deals 136 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: with Tom Brady, Steph courage Azel, they had your kidding. Yeah, 137 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: they went bankrupt this week. Yeah. Yeah, the leven uh 138 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: US investors lost eleven billion dollars and now all these 139 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: famous people are being sued because they endorsed it and 140 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 1: they made it seem like it was no easy, no 141 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: brainer and all that stuff. Legit thing. Yeah, Larry David's commercial. 142 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: I don't know. If you saw that, you might want 143 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: to look that up on YouTube. It is the funniest 144 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: commercial I've seen, and it's even funnier now because the 145 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: entire thing, like Larry is like, uh, you know, who's 146 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 1: gonna buy coffee? Who's gonna want that man on the moon? No, 147 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 1: they're not going to the moon. You know. He said 148 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: no to all these great inventions like in human history. 149 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: And then at the end of the commercial there was like, 150 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: you know, they asked him about this this ft X things. 151 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not gonna work, and I'm never wrong 152 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,679 Speaker 1: about this, and of course he was right. It didn't. Wow. 153 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 1: Really it was a good commercial. That's hysterical. But I'm 154 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: happy to report I have not invested in ft I'm 155 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: not no, I don't care. I'm low on the investment 156 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: side for you without let anime money. Now you know. 157 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: Then you know I will neither confirm or deny. I'm 158 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: just to fill in here. I'll keep the eyesight on 159 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 1: Danny g and yourself. But Crypto. I might have some 160 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,319 Speaker 1: interest in Crypto. I'll just say that, Oh yeah, be careful, man, 161 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: that's the wild West, the wild wild West. And I'll 162 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: tell you this. If Tom Brady and Giselle invested in it, 163 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 1: I'm going the other way. So that's a safe bet 164 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 1: for me. So I'm good on that. Yeah, there was 165 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: an interesting conspiracy theory that somebody came up with actually 166 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 1: on TikTok that Brady when he went to the Bahamas 167 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: and Giselle when she went to Costa Rica was tied 168 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,199 Speaker 1: into that story. The conspiracy is Brady went there and 169 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 1: I think it was August because he was tipped off 170 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 1: that this might be happening, that trouble with the Feds, 171 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: and so he was like, wait a minute. You know, 172 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 1: I've got a lot of money invested here, and I've 173 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,840 Speaker 1: got you know, my name and all my brand, and 174 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: so he went down there to try to figure out 175 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,720 Speaker 1: what's going on. And then the theorious Giselle went to 176 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,360 Speaker 1: Costa Rica because they have a lot of offshore banking 177 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 1: options where you can hide your money. Yes, so though 178 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: it's a good conspiracy. And then they get a divorce 179 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 1: to cover their trail. Yeah. Well, by the way, Ben 180 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,520 Speaker 1: to this whole divorcing, if Gizelle for Tom Brady, for example, 181 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 1: a seven times super Bowl winner, most money in the world, 182 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,319 Speaker 1: a playboy guy. All this stuff can't keep Jaiselle. None 183 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: of us are safe? Are you kidding me? But she 184 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,840 Speaker 1: might be a pain in the end. She looks like 185 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 1: she'd be doing those rituals for his games and stuff. 186 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 1: Get out of here with that? What is that? To 187 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,280 Speaker 1: be fair to women? I think Brady is probably a 188 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,959 Speaker 1: pain in the ask too. You know, he does look 189 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,920 Speaker 1: like a pain? Does they both look like contaminated with 190 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:07,080 Speaker 1: whatever that is? Anyway? All right? Moving on Mike from 191 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: Fullerton Rights and and so, Callie says, how big a 192 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: fan of car chases are you? Also? Do you like 193 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,880 Speaker 1: the current You like the current way they're handled in 194 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 1: California where they can last until the suspect runs out 195 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 1: of gas, or would you rather bring demolition derby cops? 196 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: Back from Mike, Yeah, I'm a huge fan of the 197 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,319 Speaker 1: car chase. It's it's great. And I have friends that 198 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:34,160 Speaker 1: local that work in local television, and sometimes they get 199 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 1: upset because if you do the sports and there's a 200 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: car chase at eleven o'clock, they just go to the 201 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: car chase because it's a ratings winner. People, It's it's 202 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:47,079 Speaker 1: the greatest drama that you have. You have good guys, 203 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: bad guys like the good guys, the cops chasing the 204 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: bad guys. You don't know what's gonna happen. Someone could die, right, 205 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: there's always the surprise plot twist where they throw stuff 206 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,360 Speaker 1: out of the cars and they stop the car they 207 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,959 Speaker 1: run somewhere. Uh, it's it's great. I had an idea. 208 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,320 Speaker 1: I told Eddie on the Overnight Show the other day, Alex, 209 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 1: I said, we should start a internet channel or like 210 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 1: a real TV channel, like on you know, traditional TV, 211 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 1: where all we do is show car chase. Really yeah, 212 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: it would only air for a few hours a day 213 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 1: because most of these car chases happen daytime or early evening. 214 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: They get on television, and we'd go east coast, west coast, 215 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,960 Speaker 1: Like there are car chase. People think it's only a 216 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 1: California thing. It's not. There are police chases everywhere. It 217 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:38,600 Speaker 1: gets a lot of attention in California because they have 218 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,720 Speaker 1: so many news copters up in l A, more so 219 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,400 Speaker 1: than most cities, so it gets a lot of coverage. 220 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,560 Speaker 1: But I've yet to meet anyone that doesn't enjoy a 221 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 1: good car chase on TV. Are you that guy, Alex, 222 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 1: Are you the guy that does not enjoy watching a 223 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:58,839 Speaker 1: car chase, Ben, I am not that guy. You've gotten 224 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,079 Speaker 1: the infection. Also, dude, n I'm telling you. We're in 225 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: the studios and we have multiple TVs on multiple different stations. 226 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,720 Speaker 1: I've never had anything in my life in these studios. 227 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,839 Speaker 1: Stop everybody and they go, there's a chase on eight 228 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,200 Speaker 1: and we put it on every single TV. It's insane. 229 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 1: And a few times, Alex, we've had police chases go 230 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 1: right by our studios. Awesome, it's there's something really cool. 231 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,600 Speaker 1: And we have these showcase studios while that we're moving 232 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: to a new studio. We can't get that right now. 233 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,920 Speaker 1: But we're moving to a new studio. We won't to 234 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,680 Speaker 1: have we won't have this view anymore. But right now 235 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,440 Speaker 1: we have a view out to it's right near the 236 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,560 Speaker 1: corner of Ventura and Supulvito Boulevard. We have a view 237 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:44,280 Speaker 1: of Subulvito Boulevard and you'll be watching It's it's really 238 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,319 Speaker 1: one of those surreal things, like when you're watching the 239 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,200 Speaker 1: car chase and then you look out the window and 240 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,680 Speaker 1: it goes by, Yes, it goes by where you're working. 241 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 1: It's it's pretty well. I still remember Jason Smith was 242 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:01,000 Speaker 1: in studio. He ran outside, waving at the car it 243 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,200 Speaker 1: was driving with all the cops, and he comes back 244 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,319 Speaker 1: in like a kid who just got ice cream from 245 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,480 Speaker 1: a truck. Like it was amazing to me. That's funny. 246 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,080 Speaker 1: It was like the the o J Chase then before 247 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,560 Speaker 1: your time. Then the famous o JA people were out 248 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: running out on the freew their hundreds of people. Can't 249 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,599 Speaker 1: nuts saw, you know, I saw this is I was 250 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: in college at the time. I saw. I was going 251 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: to my college radio station at Saddleback. The o J 252 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 1: Chase actually started in South Orange County in I think 253 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: it was Laguna Hills Lake Forest. That's where Nicole Brown 254 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: Simpson was buried. Yes, and o J, if I remember correctly, 255 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 1: you know who knows as I understand it as I 256 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,240 Speaker 1: remember it, o J went to for some reason, he 257 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 1: went to the cemetery and the cops got word on it, 258 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 1: and that started the chase. And it started all the 259 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,680 Speaker 1: way there, and obviously it went up. It picked up 260 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: a lot of cops and TV and all that. When 261 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: it first started, there was not that, but I I 262 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,960 Speaker 1: was actually going southbound on I five. O J was 263 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,839 Speaker 1: going northbound. I didn't realize at the time what I 264 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: was witnessing, But it wasn't. It wasn't until I got 265 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,679 Speaker 1: to the radio station in the college station, and then 266 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: I turned on we had the TV going, and it 267 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,240 Speaker 1: was like, wait, I think I saw all the beginning 268 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: of that. I was like wow, but I did. At 269 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 1: the time, it didn't mean much to me because I 270 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,560 Speaker 1: was like, I remember there was the Knicks were playing 271 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 1: the Rockets in the NBA Finals and they actually NBC 272 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 1: split the screen on the finals to show the o 273 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 1: j CS. Was that big a deal? It's crazy? All right? 274 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: Nick in Wisconsin rights and he's next on the mail bag. 275 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 1: He says, Ben and guest, Well, how about that? Actually 276 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 1: calls you guests, anticipating that there would be so many, 277 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: I didn't name you because I wanted to have the surprise. 278 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 1: I love it. But you'll be on next week too, right, 279 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 1: So next week people can send questions, all right, So 280 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 1: if you want to ask Alex a question about anime 281 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 1: or the vegan lifestyle or anything anything at all, he's 282 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: a bachelor life. Since Danny g no longer can do that, 283 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 1: I got you. You've got bohemian tendencies, right, I mean, 284 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,520 Speaker 1: we're all about that action bas absolutely, I'm all about 285 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 1: that actual all right, Nick says Bett and guessed when 286 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 1: you were younger and you did something wrong or got 287 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: in trouble, who were you most afraid of? Your mom 288 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 1: or your dad? All right? So for me, it's my 289 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 1: my my dad. My mom would always put the fear 290 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: of God in me when your dad gets home from work. 291 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,320 Speaker 1: And I did get the belt one time, really, I 292 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: did get the belt. Yeah, because I'm of the age 293 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 1: you got the belt. And that's all it took was 294 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 1: one time. Because the rest of my life, any time 295 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 1: I fucked up, my mom would say, your father's gonna 296 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: get home and he's got the belt, you know, And 297 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,280 Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay, I'll correct my behavior. Right. So 298 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: my dad was pretty you know, mellow as it turned out, 299 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: and he didn't like doing that stuff either, but does right, Yeah, 300 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 1: you know, they that's how they grew up, and so 301 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: they did it, but it was unnatural for them and 302 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,760 Speaker 1: they didn't want to be part of What about you, Alex, 303 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 1: When you were a little kid growing up there who 304 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 1: who laid you to a ways? Who devastated you among 305 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 1: the ther your folks. The wooden spoon was the biggest 306 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 1: fear of my life growing up, Ben, And my mom 307 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: is from Macedonia, so she is from She is from 308 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 1: the other side of our globe here, Ben. She is 309 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: from the old Republic of Yugoslavia, and she grew up 310 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: very old school, Third World country style, and so for 311 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,320 Speaker 1: her in her household, she was a very strong woman. 312 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: Where if I messed up, if I slipped, if I 313 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 1: even thought about talking back to my mom, because I'm 314 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 1: sure you've seen those clips where they showed kids and 315 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 1: they're all like, screw you, mom, you dumb horror, and 316 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,040 Speaker 1: then their friends are sitting there like what the hell 317 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 1: is this kid doing? And then that kid goes on 318 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: and does the same thing. Shut up, Jay, you know, Like, 319 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: so my mom made it known real quick. If you 320 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,520 Speaker 1: ever think about lipping off in this house, you're going 321 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 1: to be tasting a wood spoon. And thankfully, Ben, the 322 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,399 Speaker 1: fear of God, as you said, kept me away. I 323 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,239 Speaker 1: never got hit. There was threats, but I never got hit. 324 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: My dad was so mellow, so Chilly'd come home and 325 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,640 Speaker 1: just be like, hey, man, just listen to your mom. 326 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:23,879 Speaker 1: I know, thanks Dad. Your mom was She was the 327 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 1: gosh dude. She ran a strict household, and Ben, that 328 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,160 Speaker 1: is why to this day. She has been running her 329 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,359 Speaker 1: own daycare for twenty two years out of her house 330 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 1: and has up to twelve to fourteen kids, raging from 331 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:43,280 Speaker 1: under one to six years old, and she runs it flawlessly, unbelievable. 332 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,960 Speaker 1: Man by herself or if you have people twelve kids, 333 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 1: you got to have people insane? No, all by herself. Really, 334 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:55,720 Speaker 1: she is a super She's a superwoman, Ben, She is 335 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,879 Speaker 1: a super Her gift is that it's insane. Well, I 336 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,639 Speaker 1: told the story on the set of a podcast by 337 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,639 Speaker 1: my niece and nephew over we had three people for 338 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 1: two kids. Can you imagine like we could have used 339 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,600 Speaker 1: four people? That's what she just She has the gift. Ben, 340 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 1: it's crazy. Literally, people come over, it's naptime, everybody's asleep. 341 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,439 Speaker 1: How do you get all the kids to sleep at 342 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: the same time. You should do a podcast with your 343 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,280 Speaker 1: mom and she can tell her secrets about how I 344 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,520 Speaker 1: would actually do that. I'm gonna do that. Should you should? 345 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 1: I would like to, I would listen to that. I will. 346 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 1: I will do a podcast. Kids weren't wild. Man, I'm 347 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,800 Speaker 1: as SOFTI though, I admit it. Almost Yeah, I'm I'm 348 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,360 Speaker 1: like God, Yeah, I feel bad for you do whatever 349 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 1: you want your kids, right, yeah, alright. Jeff in Chicago 350 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,280 Speaker 1: rights and he says, been a friend. Uh, I called 351 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 1: you a friend. I'm a friend. I love friends. Do 352 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 1: you guys believe that compliments are really genuine? Oh no, 353 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:46,400 Speaker 1: Uh well, I'll answer it this way, Tisher. I think 354 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:51,679 Speaker 1: if somebody compliments everything, their phony facts. If if you 355 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:57,239 Speaker 1: sporadically compliment, I think it's more genuine. We all know 356 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 1: people that just you know, they just they're they're sweet. 357 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,719 Speaker 1: Kiss oh yeah, brown on their nose, right yeah, brown noses, 358 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,399 Speaker 1: and and those people are just totally totally funny. The 359 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,400 Speaker 1: other people, and I don't want to name names here, 360 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,879 Speaker 1: put the thing that I don't like. And I've been 361 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,600 Speaker 1: a lot of meetings over the years of different places 362 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,199 Speaker 1: I worked. The compliments sandwich. Oh that's so annoying. Oh 363 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 1: I hate that. Oh gosh, everybody's doing great. The numbers 364 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 1: are down, but we're doing great. Yes, everybody. No. When 365 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 1: they start out with a compliment, they said, you know, 366 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,919 Speaker 1: you're doing really wonderful, we love you. But then they 367 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,639 Speaker 1: get to what they really want. You're a fucking disaster. 368 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,359 Speaker 1: You don't know what the funk you're doing. And then 369 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 1: they by the way, I really like what you're wearing today. 370 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 1: That's so funny. It's like, no disrespect they say something 371 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,879 Speaker 1: totally disrespectful, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what's funny. 372 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,639 Speaker 1: I will say this. The reason why I said no 373 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 1: is because I don't believe there's true, genuine compliments unless 374 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,159 Speaker 1: it is something that is heartfelt. So I think that 375 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,680 Speaker 1: is something entirely different from a compliment. I truly believe 376 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,359 Speaker 1: when you give something like a little insight, and you 377 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 1: give somebody like a little piece of something about you 378 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,240 Speaker 1: and you really like kind of almost like you let 379 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 1: them in and express something deep, I think that's above 380 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 1: a compliment because to me, compliments are so like ground level. 381 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: It's like seeing a good looking girl, Oh, you're attractive. 382 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 1: We know why you think she's attractive. You know, like 383 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,280 Speaker 1: you're trying to get in her pants. We know. So 384 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 1: I think it's the same thing though, ben like a 385 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,320 Speaker 1: compliment is so skin deep to really show somebody be like, 386 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,040 Speaker 1: hey man, I just want to let you know. If 387 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,040 Speaker 1: I never met you, I don't think I would be 388 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,879 Speaker 1: doing this well in my life. Like that's the stuff 389 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,560 Speaker 1: I enjoyed, that's real stuff. Yeah, I have read in 390 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 1: the past. Obviously married now, but I wish I had 391 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: known this when I was single with it's more successful 392 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 1: because every guy like just compliment with always, always, So 393 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:41,800 Speaker 1: it actually is more effective if you goof on them. Yep, 394 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:46,120 Speaker 1: if you rip sarcasm and trolling works who all the time? 395 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,159 Speaker 1: Who knew that that would be more of it? Was like, 396 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:52,640 Speaker 1: oh yeah, beautiful, I'm living proof, brand I'm living proof 397 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 1: of it. Ben. It's crazy. It has worked all the time. 398 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,120 Speaker 1: It never fails. You want to throw them off. They're 399 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,720 Speaker 1: used to everybody knocking over them. Be the different one. 400 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,600 Speaker 1: You gotta stand out from the cross tallest play of 401 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 1: grass gets cut first, right, all right, madd In Dallas writes, 402 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 1: and he says, can you remember the last time you 403 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,399 Speaker 1: laugh so hard you snorted? I don't know about snorting, 404 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 1: but I've laughed up many times. We've had a lot 405 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 1: of funny moments on the show where I've laughed his story. 406 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,560 Speaker 1: The one of the moments that just popped in my 407 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,960 Speaker 1: head now was when we had this caller Genie in Medford. 408 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,359 Speaker 1: I love Genie, alright, yeah, rest in peace, Genie. And 409 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,200 Speaker 1: she she was on with Pete and Pittsburgh and Genie 410 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:42,320 Speaker 1: started acting like a gangster rapper from l A. It 411 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,640 Speaker 1: was a you know, this middle aged older woman from Oregon. 412 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 1: It was. It was hilarious. I was like, I thought, 413 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,800 Speaker 1: I thought she had been possessed by a demon. It was. 414 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,200 Speaker 1: It was crazy. And then the other one, which is 415 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,920 Speaker 1: the funniest I've ever laughed in my life, is at 416 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 1: a Dodger game. I was in the press box. It 417 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,119 Speaker 1: was years ago. There was this broadcaster named Jerry Coleman 418 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,480 Speaker 1: who was a legend in San Diego, the Colonel, and 419 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 1: he was calling a game for Network Radio with Gary Cohen, 420 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: who's a famous Mets broadcaster. And it was way back, 421 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,480 Speaker 1: it was probably almost thirty years ago. The Dodgers had 422 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 1: a picture named Hideo Nomo from Japan. It was very famous, 423 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 1: and they had they were calling me him right in 424 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,639 Speaker 1: front of me. Usually they had their own booth, but 425 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 1: they right in front of me. And it was in 426 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 1: between innings. It was like the sixth or seventh inning. 427 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: And Jerry Coleman, this old guy, he'd played with the 428 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,320 Speaker 1: Yankees back in the glory days of the Yankees, and 429 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,159 Speaker 1: he was an older gentleman at this time, and he 430 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 1: went back to the cafeteria to get a cup of coffee, 431 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,480 Speaker 1: and Paul Bear this engineer, I think I believe his 432 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: name was Paul Barry anyway, the engineer for the broadcast. 433 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 1: As Jerry was walking back, he said, watch out, Jerry's 434 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,200 Speaker 1: got the coffee. He's gonna spill it. And so but 435 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,880 Speaker 1: for some reason, Jerry had a stack of paper and 436 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,520 Speaker 1: he was balancing this cup of car feet on the 437 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,119 Speaker 1: stack of paper. And as he's walking back through the 438 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: press box, he walks back down the steps and Gary 439 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,439 Speaker 1: Cohen's sitting there waiting for the game to pick up. 440 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,400 Speaker 1: They're playing the Montreal Expos, a team that doesn't even 441 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:17,760 Speaker 1: exist anyways, how long ago, and Jerry spills the blazing 442 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:22,520 Speaker 1: hot coffee all over the back of the the other 443 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,000 Speaker 1: guy who's calling the game. He then reaches out and 444 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:32,440 Speaker 1: starts screaming he's burned all over his booke. So now 445 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:37,000 Speaker 1: it's like Keystone Cops episode. So Jerry's like feeling bad. 446 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,320 Speaker 1: So he then walks back to get some napkins to 447 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:43,199 Speaker 1: clean up the mess. Meanwhile, the game's coming back and 448 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 1: the broadcast the show must go on. At show Business, 449 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 1: the show must go on. So the the Gary Cohen, 450 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:54,400 Speaker 1: the Mets broadcaster takes his shirt off, right, so he's 451 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 1: sitting in the press box and it looked like the 452 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 1: map of Africa on his back with all the different 453 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,639 Speaker 1: like red spots, and oh my god, it was. I 454 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,440 Speaker 1: laughed so hard, just the whole visual of watch out, 455 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,720 Speaker 1: Jerry's gonna spill the coffee and then write them back 456 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,919 Speaker 1: and then seeing a guy who play by play with 457 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 1: his shirt off and seeing the back all it was. 458 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: I guess you had to be there, but man, was 459 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,440 Speaker 1: it funny? Man? What about you? Any any hilarious memories 460 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 1: of laughing out loud that you laugh a lot? Gosh, Ben, 461 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 1: I'm such a happy guy, like I always enjoy every moment. 462 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: But snorting, I don't know if I've ever snorted Like 463 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 1: that's a really tough laugh to get too, because I 464 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 1: always laugh. I can just tell you, like there are 465 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 1: a plethora of ones just from Rob Parker here in 466 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,280 Speaker 1: the studio. Just just Robb being robbed cracks me up 467 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,920 Speaker 1: every time. Ben, Like he God, he's a character, this 468 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,159 Speaker 1: his mannerism. I've never wanted to impersonate somebody more in 469 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,400 Speaker 1: my life. Ben. That says something like I literally wake 470 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,480 Speaker 1: up in the morning like it's morning one I've never 471 00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,400 Speaker 1: done in my life before. It cracks me up. There 472 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 1: are some people that are very easy and fun doing. Personally, 473 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:05,919 Speaker 1: we have one of our bosses we like to have 474 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,440 Speaker 1: fun with. Yes, yes, he's got a very interesting cadence 475 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,680 Speaker 1: and all that, so we'd like to goof on him. So, uh, 476 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. A snorting I don't know that that's 477 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 1: tough because I think like that's a type of breathing style, 478 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: Like you're a person who is inhaling as they're laughing, 479 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 1: so that's why the snorting happens. I don't think I've 480 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 1: ever breathed while laughing like that. I don't know. I 481 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 1: might have, Yeah, I don't think I have. Next up, 482 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,960 Speaker 1: Jed who fled? Who? Maybe in jail? This was sent 483 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,679 Speaker 1: way before he had a date in court, facing a 484 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,359 Speaker 1: lot of time. In The Pokey Pokey Pokey from the 485 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 1: Redneck Riviera in Florida, he says, if you could shoot 486 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,639 Speaker 1: a liquid out of each one of your fingers, which 487 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:48,200 Speaker 1: five would you choose? He says, essentially, if you have 488 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 1: an unlimited amount of any five liquids, which five would 489 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,880 Speaker 1: you pick? You want to go first on this one? 490 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,679 Speaker 1: Any liquids, that's what he says. Any liquids, okay, some 491 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,560 Speaker 1: superhero stuff. Yeah, I guess the first finger would be 492 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,439 Speaker 1: my pointer finger, and I would do the actual uh 493 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,199 Speaker 1: five W twenty that I need for my car, so 494 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,680 Speaker 1: I drive so damn much I want to be I 495 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,960 Speaker 1: would love to fill up my oil tank easier. Uh. 496 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 1: The second one would probably be if I could do 497 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,080 Speaker 1: this spring water, like if I could find actual a 498 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,880 Speaker 1: way to do spring water out of one of my fingers, 499 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,199 Speaker 1: say less, that's two right there. Uh? The fifth or 500 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 1: the third one? Holy crap, this is where it gets 501 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,600 Speaker 1: a little nicy. Okay, So I cook a lot, Ben, 502 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,680 Speaker 1: like I know you were saying more recently you found 503 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,840 Speaker 1: your niche for the griddle and everything as well, in which, 504 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,680 Speaker 1: by the way, Ben, I might have to break my 505 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: coat and try your pastrami one of these days. Pretty good, Okay, 506 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,320 Speaker 1: I might have to. I say. My third one would 507 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,200 Speaker 1: be olive oil because I cook so much and there's 508 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,359 Speaker 1: so many times I'm missing oil. It would help, like 509 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,440 Speaker 1: it would be just astronomical. Okay, So that'd be three. 510 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,399 Speaker 1: The fourth one, I'm a sucker for sauces, Ben, Like 511 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,280 Speaker 1: if you give me a good sauce on any thing. 512 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,680 Speaker 1: It always slaps, so this might be a little hot, 513 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: taky saracha. I love saracha. Wow, you want to have 514 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,080 Speaker 1: sarach it anymore? I would love to just put it 515 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:09,919 Speaker 1: on eggs if I have some eggs, put it on 516 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,160 Speaker 1: like a sandwich on pizza on your ring finger. Yes, 517 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,560 Speaker 1: because think about that. That's a hot, you know, hot one. 518 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,199 Speaker 1: And then the last one, Ben, and this is a 519 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 1: big one too, because I drive so much. I would 520 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,399 Speaker 1: love to be able to pee for my pinky just 521 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,439 Speaker 1: so I don't have to. I can literally grab a 522 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 1: water bottle, fill it up and keep driving. It would 523 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,760 Speaker 1: make road trips so dope. All right? So again, what 524 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,960 Speaker 1: was the you have the five there? What was the 525 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 1: last one? The last one would be taking a pee, Ben, 526 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,320 Speaker 1: I would love to hear so I could just fill 527 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: up a bot. I'm gonna The first one I would 528 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,400 Speaker 1: have is ghasoline. I didn't think of that. Yeah, yeah, 529 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 1: that's a liquid. Can I change? Yeah, well you can? 530 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 1: Which one would you get a bit? All right? I'll 531 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,640 Speaker 1: stop to pee? Give me gas all right? Yeah? Yeah? 532 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,480 Speaker 1: Right yeah, because if you had gas at any moment, 533 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 1: and that's huge right now? Right? Oh, I mean, you 534 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,159 Speaker 1: wouldn't have to worry about Yeah, that's money gas. I 535 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:06,240 Speaker 1: would go water too, and want to drink of water. Uh. 536 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: I like a nice glass of lemonade. Leade. There. I 537 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: thought you might be a wine guy, bend little. The 538 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 1: last two, the cooking oil is not bad. Makes it easy. 539 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 1: I love to cook, Yeah, makes it easy. There. And 540 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 1: then the fourth one, I'm trying to think you. It 541 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,840 Speaker 1: is a tough one. Like I don't really like melk liquid. 542 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 1: Not a wine rinker. I don't really drink soda anymore. 543 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,480 Speaker 1: That's out, like man, because we drive a lot. I 544 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,240 Speaker 1: don't like this, the blood thing. No, I don't need that. 545 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,280 Speaker 1: I don't. I got I got four? How about extra gas? 546 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,440 Speaker 1: How about yes you can because the first tank runs out, 547 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:57,880 Speaker 1: absolutely double it up? Alright? Time for you, maybe one 548 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 1: or two more. Frank in Philly says, would you rather 549 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 1: eat ice cream or popcorn? All day? Ben? I saw 550 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 1: a documentary of how popcorn has really made I will 551 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 1: never eat popcorn again? Really? Yeah? Why how is it that? 552 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil it for you or anybody else. 553 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 1: I will just say ice cream till I die, alright. 554 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 1: And I used to be a huge popcorn guy. Just okay, 555 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 1: Well you don't want to know how they make the 556 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,080 Speaker 1: hot dogs or anything like that. Oh man, you never 557 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 1: want to know how the hot dogs made. Oh you'd 558 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:34,920 Speaker 1: be a vegan? Yeah? No. From Austin as a Thanksgiving question, 559 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,960 Speaker 1: You're I don't know, that's kind of I mean, I 560 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,560 Speaker 1: love you know, I'm glad you're a fan, but your 561 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 1: favorite at least favorite Thanksgiving this that's that applies to 562 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,200 Speaker 1: my my warning for holiday radio. Yes, yes, I don't know. 563 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,200 Speaker 1: We should we should do that. Anyway, we will get 564 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,760 Speaker 1: out on that. Thanks to to everyone. Uh. Mike fred 565 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,120 Speaker 1: in Spring Texas also asked a question about the Hall 566 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,240 Speaker 1: of Fame whether Joe Jackson, Pete Roach should get in. 567 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,400 Speaker 1: I say, when you let the steroids in, steroid guys in, 568 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,400 Speaker 1: you should let them in. Hello, Joe Jackson did did 569 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: take money from gamblers, and Pete obviously bet on baseball 570 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,280 Speaker 1: and all that. But let them all in, Ben Baseball 571 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 1: is all in in bed with gambling now anyway, let 572 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 1: them all in. Wine. It's like they should release the 573 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,400 Speaker 1: people are in jail for weed now too. Yeah, what 574 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: are we doing? Weed's mainstream? Now? Come on? People should 575 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: not be in jail for weed related to come on 576 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,440 Speaker 1: pretty stupid On that note. Anything remote here, Alex, I 577 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 1: know you've got places to go, things to do, people 578 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,320 Speaker 1: to see. Ben. It was an absolute pleasure to be 579 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 1: here again. I cannot wait for next week. Ben out 580 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,120 Speaker 1: standing listen, you're the man again. Thank you for supporting 581 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,600 Speaker 1: the podcast that you guys download it. I'll be back 582 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:47,640 Speaker 1: tonight on the terrestrial radio show eleven o'clock in the West, 583 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,360 Speaker 1: three a m. Or two am rather in the East, 584 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,400 Speaker 1: and we'll be here the majority of the week and 585 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,480 Speaker 1: we'll catch you next time.