Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh oh my God, We're back, Thank God,
Speaker 1: and we're horning in New Mexico. I'm creepy, guys. I
Speaker 1: will accept your Rose. I will not accept your producer plant.
Speaker 1: That is a skin salesman eating celery in a dirty army.
Speaker 1: I will not accept that Celery was one step too far. Producers,
Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to the opening season of Will You
Speaker 1: Accept This Rose? Bachelorette Katie Season? Be a Katie. My
Speaker 1: name is Arta Marine, coming to you from my bougie
Speaker 1: garage in Los Angeles, California with me today. First of all,
Speaker 1: before I get to that, I just wanted to thank
Speaker 1: everybody who came to the live show at Dynasty Typewriter,
Speaker 1: anybody who watched the live stream show. That was such
Speaker 1: a joy doing our draft picks. I want to remind
Speaker 1: everybody I'm doing my first in person ever book events
Speaker 1: because I launched my book during a pandemic, and I
Speaker 1: am doing it in my hometown of Little Compton, Rhode Island, Saturday,
Speaker 1: July tenth at Wilbur's General Store at the Commons in
Speaker 1: Little Compton at eleven am. My brother Aleric and I
Speaker 1: will be there signing my books little miss little Compton
Speaker 1: at Wilbursh General Store Saturday, July tenth at eleven am.
Speaker 1: Here we go with me today? Is the woman that
Speaker 1: this all began with. A woman who's wearing her merch
Speaker 1: and she looks hot. A f excuse you, excuse you.
Speaker 1: I want what she's having. That's what I have to say.
Speaker 1: She's a brilliant comedian. She's a writer for one day
Speaker 1: at a time. Her new album, Deep Dive is a
Speaker 1: very everywhere Ladies and gentlemen, My platonic life partner, Aaron Folly,
Speaker 1: Oh good to be here. Aaron. We had fun after
Speaker 1: we had fun at the live show, and then we
Speaker 1: went out like real, like real vaccinated people and we
Speaker 1: went and had food outside with Dr Banana and Carl.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that fun? It was so fun? It was. The
Speaker 1: live show was such a great re entry. I did
Speaker 1: three re entries, a performance at dinner, and then we
Speaker 1: did car dancing. I drove you home car dancing. That
Speaker 1: was it was. It was. It was like opening games
Speaker 1: like here we go, We're back world. Speaking of back,
Speaker 1: this is a man will he ever find love? Never?
Speaker 1: He was our bachelor two thousand, six seven two, two thousand,
Speaker 1: eighteen ninety two, twenty nineteen. You know him as God
Speaker 1: from Supernatural. You know him from Lucifer. You know him
Speaker 1: from his podcast Kings of con Our Fave Our Batchelor
Speaker 1: of the Year, Ladies and Gentlemen, Rob better Day, thank
Speaker 1: you good to be here. Still searching. I'm like the
Speaker 1: Caitlin Bristow. You're still searching. You're still searching. Maybe you
Speaker 1: know what she ended up with, that nice guy Jason
Speaker 1: who buff from Buffalo, The Kiss, Kiss Kiss, the Buffalo together.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think they're still together. She's using
Speaker 1: a lot of filler, right, I think so. I think
Speaker 1: it's a lip situation. They just got engaged weeks ago.
Speaker 1: They got engaged. Yeah, that's exciting. I like that for them.
Speaker 1: Speaking of just got engaged. This woman just got engaged
Speaker 1: to my heart. You know her from Criminal Minds, you
Speaker 1: know her from another period, you know her from Ducktails,
Speaker 1: you know her from her symmetrical face, Our Secretary of State,
Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen, Paget Brewster. That's a big intro. I
Speaker 1: get big down, No, no, no, I liked it. I
Speaker 1: like to really roll out the carpet for my guests. Uh, Paget,
Speaker 1: it was such a joy having you at the live show.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I was able to do it. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. I loved it. It was so great
Speaker 1: seeing you guys, watching you place an order for wine
Speaker 1: and having the instructions be deliver it to the Winos
Speaker 1: on stage. Performing and getting your tip money ready was
Speaker 1: everything I needed. And she was determined to tip whoever
Speaker 1: brought it to her on stage. And at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, I think they just handed it to me,
Speaker 1: like they delivered it outside and Katie brought it to me.
Speaker 1: Did you get put it on Katy's desk? Yes? And
Speaker 1: Paget was like, she gave it to me and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want your money. It's I hope
Speaker 1: she tipped you. I hope she was like, get yourself
Speaker 1: something nice thinking desk. I will take it. Somebody got
Speaker 1: a chip to thank to you. I gave it back
Speaker 1: to you. Speaking of speaking of somebody who really knows
Speaker 1: how to live life, right, A man who just got
Speaker 1: back from like kinda, a man who's in his merch.
Speaker 1: He told me to pick out whatever merch that he
Speaker 1: thought that I thought was gonna be right for him.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say I feel like I guessed right.
Speaker 1: I guess that this man needed a Heather Green Rookie
Speaker 1: of the Year, Rookie of the Year, Debbie and Beverly
Speaker 1: and Jerry and Doug T shirt And I want you
Speaker 1: to know this man. He's a comedian. He hosts Doug
Speaker 1: Loves Movies. He hosts Wide World of Dougs. He hosts
Speaker 1: Getting Doug with High. He is our Rookie of the Year,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Doug Benson, he Doug did I want
Speaker 1: you to know that rookie. H that Beverly d m Alo,
Speaker 1: who was our second rookie. It's like, follows this all
Speaker 1: on on Instagram and was so touched that she's on
Speaker 1: the podcast on the T shirt. I feel like, I
Speaker 1: feel like you need to do a podcast with us
Speaker 1: with Beverly Dangelo. Have you met her? Before I have?
Speaker 1: I was. I was Patrick Dempsey's stand in on a
Speaker 1: motion picture called In the Mood and U she played
Speaker 1: one of the women that he has affair within the film.
Speaker 1: So I got to spend a lot, you know, days
Speaker 1: on set, and you know there, of course I learned
Speaker 1: what a no nonsense. Goddamn delight she is. That's how
Speaker 1: you do it. Yeah, so she doesn't remember me, but
Speaker 1: you know, whenever I run into her, Patrick Depsey, I've
Speaker 1: got a story for them. Well maybe I will make
Speaker 1: that happen for our podcast listeners also with us before
Speaker 1: we get to it, of course. Dr Tanna, Annah Hannah,
Speaker 1: Montana Banana and Katie Levine. Dr Banana, you made it.
Speaker 1: I know your wife. I was out. I got back though.
Speaker 1: Um hey, everybody, Chris Harrison has been fired, but he
Speaker 1: got an eight figure deal. Okay, he knows where the
Speaker 1: bodies are buried. Here we go. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: What how did this work? Do we know? Dr Briannet
Speaker 1: Kate Paget. I read something that I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it was in Variety that his lawyer, Chris Harrison's lawyer said, oh,
Speaker 1: you think Chris Harrison is being canceled because he said
Speaker 1: this did this? I know all this other stuff that
Speaker 1: I will leak to the press if you don't give
Speaker 1: him the biggest golden parachute ever. And I'm sure he
Speaker 1: does know that. Like, I'm sure that's too legit to quit.
Speaker 1: Like for you know, some stuff has really gone down
Speaker 1: well and so sorry because I know we got a lot,
Speaker 1: a lot to get to. But is he is he
Speaker 1: done now? Does he just take the money? He take
Speaker 1: the money? He doesn't write a book, He's just he
Speaker 1: might write a book. Who knows what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1: But he's now got he's he's set even more set
Speaker 1: for life. Well, I mean, I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like I know what Chris Harrison would do, but what
Speaker 1: would good? So we're starting fresh. Um, we're starting fresh.
Speaker 1: Here we go overall, before we get going, how did
Speaker 1: you feel overall? Here we are? We're in New Mexico.
Speaker 1: We have Caitlin and Taitia hosting. Um. They seemed nervous
Speaker 1: at first, but then I felt like once it got going,
Speaker 1: I did sort of. I liked the girl power rooting
Speaker 1: for like, I felt like once it sort of stumbled
Speaker 1: out of the gate, I found them very charming as
Speaker 1: as an adjusted paget I see you nodding your head.
Speaker 1: How did you feel sort of about about the about
Speaker 1: them as hosts, about where we are? Paget I, I
Speaker 1: like them. I wish they would flank her at all
Speaker 1: times in black dresses, like like a Tarantino film. I
Speaker 1: want to say Katie in the center, and then the
Speaker 1: like Superheroes, and and after I really wasn't into it,
Speaker 1: I started watching it and I was like, I just
Speaker 1: can't right now. And then I watched it this morning
Speaker 1: and at the very end end with this is what's
Speaker 1: coming up this season, I'm totally invested, totally in And
Speaker 1: I thought I was. I thought I was done. Well,
Speaker 1: I start watching it last night, I was like, I
Speaker 1: just can't. The first The first night is always the
Speaker 1: hardest because you haven't You're like, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Here's thirty bozos. I see Doug. Doug'll talk to us, Doug,
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna say that. Like thing one that
Speaker 1: was different about Chris Harrison not being there is that
Speaker 1: they could do the they could do the what's coming
Speaker 1: up this season without having to say the word it's
Speaker 1: the most shocking season ever and that kind of that
Speaker 1: kind of sensational as stuff. They just showed the ambulance. Knew, Okay,
Speaker 1: we get it, something's gonna happen to somebody. It's probably
Speaker 1: just gonna be a beasting, but cool. You know. It
Speaker 1: was just the whole thing just having those ladies there,
Speaker 1: even stuff like it there's only one Rose left is
Speaker 1: so less serious and more like how this kind of
Speaker 1: show should be, which is just fun and about you know,
Speaker 1: potential romance. Eric fully, I see her coming in hot
Speaker 1: side note, Aaron, how fun was it to to watch
Speaker 1: Doug Benson dance to a Brave music on stage the
Speaker 1: other night? Um? I bought the recording off the internet
Speaker 1: and I watch it. I've been watching it three or
Speaker 1: four times a day. Um, just watching the sort of
Speaker 1: dance walk dance by him. Look, because he did like
Speaker 1: a few tight he kept doing like tight turns to
Speaker 1: turn like a swish with his hips and his robe
Speaker 1: was in this robe was incredible. Um. Do you agree
Speaker 1: with Doug's assessment without the voiceover air? Fully? Yes? Um.
Speaker 1: First of all, Doug has made me belly laugh since nine,
Speaker 1: So to see him in person again, just to thank you. Um,
Speaker 1: you're a treasure, Doug. You're a treasure and international treasure
Speaker 1: and a man of mystery. Um. But yeah, the only
Speaker 1: you forgot like I just forgot that Chris Harrison existed,
Speaker 1: So that was kind of like I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh all right, put to get the ladies in. Um,
Speaker 1: and everybody's like, you know, working out the new stuff.
Speaker 1: But the only thing I think they did um to
Speaker 1: compensate from the for the Chris Harrison seriousness is they
Speaker 1: really ramped up um the music um and if you
Speaker 1: go back, nobody needs to go back. But right before
Speaker 1: the last rose, I was like, what is that sound?
Speaker 1: And it was the most dramatic music I think I've
Speaker 1: ever heard. I'm telling you eighty and I was like,
Speaker 1: good lord, is there a shark in the wall? Her
Speaker 1: like it was so dramatic, But I thought, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fun to have the ladies there. For sure,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a side sidebar with my counsel doctor
Speaker 1: she's also my lawyer, Dr Banana, She's also my legal counsel.
Speaker 1: You want to hear some crazy as music, join our
Speaker 1: patriots and watch the Australia shows with us. It is
Speaker 1: literally like somebody has dropped acid. They were like, I
Speaker 1: want to be a composer, and there's I'm going to
Speaker 1: use every genre and I'm gonna because they can go
Speaker 1: like and it's like our music, and then they'll play
Speaker 1: like car like like Dr Branana. Would you say that's
Speaker 1: an accurate assess? Do you have any of the audio
Speaker 1: sounds on your computer. Just play it later if you
Speaker 1: have one. Don't warn us to start playing it. Um Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I do actually have some good music. Okay,
Speaker 1: fund to find something at some point and just throw
Speaker 1: it in, maybe right around a commercial break. Here we are,
Speaker 1: we have a boy er. I mean, who knew that
Speaker 1: the you the bat? Basically to become the Bachelorette, all
Speaker 1: you needed to do is show up with a vibrator.
Speaker 1: And that was like they could not believe that a
Speaker 1: woman was so bold to have a vibrator and acknowledge
Speaker 1: a vibrator and show up with a vibrator. That's truly
Speaker 1: I feel like what this entire season is built around,
Speaker 1: and that makes her supposed to be like I'm super
Speaker 1: sex positive, Like you're just like a human woman who
Speaker 1: was a vibrator. But they're like, yes, Rob, Rob, that
Speaker 1: eight year old question, what's tex positive? She's into? So
Speaker 1: sex positive? I think is like what the kids say.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not ashamed of it. I want what
Speaker 1: I want men to ask for it and I want
Speaker 1: to be I want to be like the naughty school nurse,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like the firefighter, Like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you that and you better executed or I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed that I get horny, right, So that
Speaker 1: sex positive like a woman has knees, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: worried about getting you off. This is what I need
Speaker 1: to get it done. And my wrong. I think I
Speaker 1: just sounded like I just said like I'm four hundred
Speaker 1: years old. It's also just like being being able to say, yeah,
Speaker 1: I enjoy sex and I'm not ashamed about that. I
Speaker 1: like to have sex for fun because you know a
Speaker 1: lot of women, if you like go around and like
Speaker 1: you know, have sex with people, people call you a
Speaker 1: slut and they're just like, no, we like to we
Speaker 1: like to have sex. Yeah, I kind of yeah. I
Speaker 1: think it's pro. It's pro sex worker too. I think yes.
Speaker 1: I think like there's yeah, there's like no shame in
Speaker 1: the game of like like yeah, like the equivalent of
Speaker 1: like yeah, I master, but I like to have sex.
Speaker 1: I have different partners. I want to be fulfilled like
Speaker 1: as a woman. It's I mean, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think maybe Look, I'm sure the kids are all gonna
Speaker 1: email and be like Grandma everything you just said. I
Speaker 1: but like the gist is is like as a lady.
Speaker 1: I think I'm not embarrassed about the fact that, like
Speaker 1: I have a sex life and I and I mean
Speaker 1: the Virgin guy, is he sex negative? Um, he's not
Speaker 1: yet because he says he's open to like he was like,
Speaker 1: he's open to having fun once he's married. But we'll
Speaker 1: see if he shames her like what Luke the shower
Speaker 1: Jesus ver reborn Virgin did to Hannah when he shamed her.
Speaker 1: And I just say one thing real quick about the
Speaker 1: sex positive thing. Yeah, sex positive, Like every woman should
Speaker 1: identify as sex positive. It's like the ridiculous thing that
Speaker 1: there's a term for it, right, I have to as
Speaker 1: a woman, I have to be like I'm sex positive.
Speaker 1: It's it's like there always has to be something if
Speaker 1: women want to do what we want to do and
Speaker 1: be sexual and just bang someone, okay, And then every man,
Speaker 1: every man comes up and they're like, you know, boob
Speaker 1: jokes and and dildo jokes and a and a blow
Speaker 1: up doll. They're making such a big deal of it
Speaker 1: is basic. Women know that bought me out too, Like
Speaker 1: now you guys are getting creepy, Like just because I
Speaker 1: like sex doesn't mean I want you to be a
Speaker 1: creep about it. Here's Wikipedia. Nana went online and looked
Speaker 1: up sex positive movement. So, according to Nana's Nana's research,
Speaker 1: sex positive is an attitude towards human sexuality that regards
Speaker 1: all consensual sexual activities as fundamentally healthy and pleasurable, encouraging
Speaker 1: sexual pleasure and experimentation. The sex positive movement also advocates
Speaker 1: for comprehensive sex education and safe sex as part of
Speaker 1: its campaign. Basically, it's the opposite of how I was
Speaker 1: raised in New England, which is like for shame, for shame.
Speaker 1: It was like here's some here's some like condoms, don't
Speaker 1: get pregnant, don't ever talk about it or tell anybody
Speaker 1: about it, just like at least don't get pregnant. It's
Speaker 1: called a movement like this is so this is when
Speaker 1: my blood like me to movement. I'm like, this isn't
Speaker 1: a movement. This is basic. But I will say that
Speaker 1: I was not raised to be able to be like
Speaker 1: this is what I feel like. I do think the
Speaker 1: kids that think it's better, like I think the young
Speaker 1: ladies are going. I feel like for me, I was raised,
Speaker 1: it was like did the guy get off? Is it?
Speaker 1: What the guy, like no idea of being able to
Speaker 1: like this might be fun for me, like like I
Speaker 1: actually think it's a good thing that women are able
Speaker 1: to say what they want, not ashamed of it, not
Speaker 1: like I feel like for me in my environment, it
Speaker 1: was all like is the guy having fun? Okay? I
Speaker 1: guess it was fine, Like I don't know, so I
Speaker 1: I don't feel that I was raised in a sex
Speaker 1: positive movement. I thought it was like a sex get
Speaker 1: it done movement. I think most people in New England.
Speaker 1: The only reason why I was raised in a sex
Speaker 1: positive environment is because my mom was the high school
Speaker 1: human relations teacher. She taught sex said after the school
Speaker 1: day too, like there was a human relations group where
Speaker 1: she had the plastic womb with a fetus in it
Speaker 1: and that eat how to roll a condomm So my
Speaker 1: mom was like way ahead of her time, and yes,
Speaker 1: immediately talked. She was telling my brother and I about
Speaker 1: three and five. That explains it. Yeah, Mine was like,
Speaker 1: here here's the info. Just don't get pregnant. That was
Speaker 1: all it was like, the whole don't talk about it,
Speaker 1: just don't get pregnant. Okay, anyway, here here here's the end.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that's never come out of Mary Foley's um mouth.
Speaker 1: And I think here's the I think the sex positive
Speaker 1: woman is like educating your daughters that it should be
Speaker 1: pleasurable and they should be with who they want. They
Speaker 1: should experiment and like it should be safe and if
Speaker 1: they don't want to do it, they don't have to
Speaker 1: do it. It's that Okay, here we go, we're in Seattle.
Speaker 1: This bummed me out for her, her having to scream
Speaker 1: alone in the bed. I'm Katie Thurston and I'm that bachelorette. Look,
Speaker 1: I know that if they told me to do it,
Speaker 1: I know that would be me. But like her screaming
Speaker 1: at Doug Benson, how did you feel watching that? It
Speaker 1: was a rough start. It was you know, it was
Speaker 1: it felt you know, it felt pretty like she gave
Speaker 1: it her best, but like she would have had to
Speaker 1: go a little higher to make it feel real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like she didn't go nuts enough. It was
Speaker 1: just I'll get up in the bed and yell this,
Speaker 1: you know. And she was like, Okay, she's just a
Speaker 1: good sport, which I guess is a good way to
Speaker 1: start off, to show that she's she's game. And then
Speaker 1: you know, as it goes along and the clips from
Speaker 1: the season, it shows that she's she has fun with
Speaker 1: this thing, well some of the time. Yeah, the opening,
Speaker 1: the opening shot was a bit of a bummer. This
Speaker 1: is now our third season in a pandemic version of it,
Speaker 1: um so and she was like what I thought, I
Speaker 1: was cute. The awkward photos of her like trying to
Speaker 1: lean against the door, like she's in a doorway. She's like,
Speaker 1: nobody leans like this. She wants to fall in love
Speaker 1: and sort of family. There was nothing traditional about her
Speaker 1: family life. Her parents did words when she was a baby.
Speaker 1: She got poor, she went to five schools, it was
Speaker 1: hard to make friends. She no one she's ever been
Speaker 1: with has felt like a partner. She's ready for love.
Speaker 1: She has self love. And then they made her go
Speaker 1: no dry bushes here. I mean, Aaron Foley, why did
Speaker 1: you give her that punch up? Aaron Foley? You know,
Speaker 1: I pitched that joke as a joke and I can't
Speaker 1: they delivered it. It was just it was an alt
Speaker 1: you know, and yeah, you know, listen real quick. Overall
Speaker 1: I was so on Katie. Not I mean as a bachelorette.
Speaker 1: You know, I actually really liked her last season towards
Speaker 1: the end, I was like, Okay, but um, I thought
Speaker 1: she handled herself really well. I really did. I I
Speaker 1: was I was like, oh on the guys, but I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, I think that she's got a lot of
Speaker 1: potential to have a fun season. So I agree with yeah,
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict, how did you feel overall? Um? You know it?
Speaker 1: By the end of it, I was in I feel
Speaker 1: like they were trying to the show, trying to fund
Speaker 1: find itself. What are we now? Do we still do this?
Speaker 1: We that show, read this show? And by the like
Speaker 1: like everyone's kind of nervous. Without Chris Harrison, you could
Speaker 1: tell they're like Captain's gone, Like like Dad's gone, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're flying solo now. Yeah, and and and same with her,
Speaker 1: Like I was a little unsured first, but um, by
Speaker 1: the end, I kind of I see what makes her different.
Speaker 1: She that part of her that kind of that came
Speaker 1: out last season is is as a bachelorette, is going
Speaker 1: to be honest, bruly honest. So she didn't say I
Speaker 1: think I know my husband's in there. She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't really know who it is, but it's one of
Speaker 1: these you know what I mean. I like the way
Speaker 1: that she said that that was different. She feels like
Speaker 1: a real person here we are. So now we go
Speaker 1: to Albuquerque. Um, she's got thirty thirty guys, and we
Speaker 1: see Caitlin and Tatia driving up in a convertible, which
Speaker 1: I thought was really cute coming you know, here come.
Speaker 1: It's like the fun was almost felt like Supernanny, but
Speaker 1: it's like your fun hot older sisters are like coming
Speaker 1: to like have your back. You know, it's cute. I
Speaker 1: thought it was like Filma and Louise and they were
Speaker 1: going to drive off a cliff, you know what. You're
Speaker 1: absolutely they're gonna go. They're gonna make a quick pit
Speaker 1: stop in Albuquerque and then keep going to the Grand Canyon. Um.
Speaker 1: I have to say, the thing that I liked the
Speaker 1: most in the very first half of the show was
Speaker 1: the in the Heights commercial. I thought the movie looks
Speaker 1: so good and it made me want to go risk
Speaker 1: seeing it in a theater. I was like, I'll go
Speaker 1: with you says it's great. Oprah said it was great.
Speaker 1: It looks so good. Okay, Um, so then will you
Speaker 1: go see it with me? Aaron, Yeah, I've been I've
Speaker 1: been literally waiting for that release it was supposed to
Speaker 1: get released last summer. I saw it on Broadway. Or
Speaker 1: I'll put I will not be drinking a soda, I
Speaker 1: will not be having popcorn, and the masks are not
Speaker 1: coming off, and I will go see that with you. Okay.
Speaker 1: So the Tatia and Caitlin are like freaking out, like
Speaker 1: we're the ultimate girl gang. We're here for her. And
Speaker 1: then they made somebody say the Hyatt Regency Foster's Love. Anna,
Speaker 1: did you give that note to the contestant? Why did you?
Speaker 1: Is that your ad campaign? The High Art Regency Foster's Love? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's okay, Grant. So here we go. Connor b a
Speaker 1: math teacher nude in his tub playing the guitar. I mean,
Speaker 1: somebody tweeted us like it's such a funny tweet. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just like give him credit right now. This is
Speaker 1: from three D Underscore Derito at Josh All exciting for
Speaker 1: Connors students now that they've seen him playing ukulele in
Speaker 1: the bathtub. He's an eighth grade teacher. They got him
Speaker 1: in the bathtub playing the ukulele paget. What do you
Speaker 1: think of that? Well? I loved him. He's my favorite.
Speaker 1: I loved him the moment he started playing ukulele, because really, honestly,
Speaker 1: anyone can play the ukulele, and he's not. I don't
Speaker 1: think he wants to move to Nashville. He isn't. He
Speaker 1: lives in Nashville. He lives in Nashville, and he has
Speaker 1: a band. He said at night, I'm in a band.
Speaker 1: I still he like played notes on the ukulele. He
Speaker 1: didn't do that typical just strumming it thing that anybody
Speaker 1: could do. I still don't think I think he's a
Speaker 1: good guy. I don't think he's I think he's a
Speaker 1: good guy. I'm not sure because he is a mass
Speaker 1: teacher that's in a band at night, playing nude, playing
Speaker 1: the ukulele as a teacher, and he is in Nashville
Speaker 1: in a band. Aaron, what do you think? Good guy?
Speaker 1: Or get Part two? I'm I was. I was in
Speaker 1: it all the way until like sort of the end.
Speaker 1: The kiss was so rough and it was so bad
Speaker 1: I had a wash, wash my face, my thoughts. They
Speaker 1: were both into it, though he did he they were
Speaker 1: until the until he was she was. I felt like
Speaker 1: we we'll get there. But I felt like he went
Speaker 1: too hard, too fast, like they were both into it.
Speaker 1: He just gobbled or off. It's just that I don't
Speaker 1: even know how to really put it, but it's just
Speaker 1: I'll keep it really quick. That that male like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like I think men become like really sexy
Speaker 1: when they're just when I don't know how to say this,
Speaker 1: just a gay lady, but like there there's something really
Speaker 1: sexy about men when they're just like they kind of
Speaker 1: own their they own their energy, they own their person.
Speaker 1: And that he was playing that like like a little
Speaker 1: koy like kind of like and that to me is
Speaker 1: the ultimate turnoff. I love it. Just sucking grabb her,
Speaker 1: you know, like just he was just like a kittie
Speaker 1: kat and I was like probably breaked on the kitty
Speaker 1: kat everything I needed. Okay, So then we meet all
Speaker 1: this sort of go quickly through because like again it's
Speaker 1: hard when like that is there such quick things until
Speaker 1: then we have um Carl the motivational Speaker, Brendan the
Speaker 1: Canadian firefighter. I have to say, when he's just face
Speaker 1: on at the camera, he's super hot. Then when there's
Speaker 1: like side angles and then he's wearing like jaggings and
Speaker 1: like like kind of meaty sighed Jaggings playing hockey, like
Speaker 1: if he just sat still and didn't turn. He's kind
Speaker 1: of a hot Canadian firefighter with a pompadour, but like
Speaker 1: moving around the whole. Maybe a restyle. Dr Banana, How
Speaker 1: did you? How did you did? How did your heart
Speaker 1: flutter for Brendan the Canadian firefighter? No, he had the
Speaker 1: falcon head. He has the falcon I just you know,
Speaker 1: you know, nice hair sounds good, but if it's way
Speaker 1: too high up, like Dolly Parton, get out of here
Speaker 1: we go? Then we how do we have a real problem?
Speaker 1: At first we had andrew S, the football player from Vienna.
Speaker 1: At first I was like, oh, he's adorable. And then
Speaker 1: he started talking with a fake British accent and it
Speaker 1: went on and on and and when he came out,
Speaker 1: he did it for her and he said she's going
Speaker 1: to get to know that that's a real side of me.
Speaker 1: And it made me panic. Katie's cringing. Katie talked to
Speaker 1: give us your visceral reaction that you're having to andrew
Speaker 1: S is fake British accent. That would not stop. It
Speaker 1: would not stop because anyone who goes this is a
Speaker 1: real side of me, is like you know, you're going
Speaker 1: to go to a restaurant and they're just going to
Speaker 1: speak to every waiter and a British ruin your night
Speaker 1: every single night's awesome. Blossom over here. I get a
Speaker 1: cup of tea and I'm like, um, i'd love a
Speaker 1: case of the explosion salad please. They asked for cookies
Speaker 1: and they just call them biscuits every time, and you're like,
Speaker 1: it's I'm gonna go to the list. I have to
Speaker 1: go to hospital right now. Um, how did you feel
Speaker 1: about the fake British accent? Didn't hurt your feelings? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, why why why are we doing this?
Speaker 1: Didn't make any sense. It wasn't even that great. H
Speaker 1: I was a little grossed out by the painter who
Speaker 1: kept making like dirty paint jokes. And we'll get to like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think sex positive. Like the painter. That was one
Speaker 1: of those sex positive things where they're like instead of
Speaker 1: instead of like learning sex positive, they're just like she
Speaker 1: was to bang stroke dude. I actually say as a
Speaker 1: late dirty talk immediately immediately, I've definitely had that where
Speaker 1: if I have like a you know, I'm a silly
Speaker 1: gal and I can make jokes, but people like oh
Speaker 1: oh she talks dirty? You do hey, like how about
Speaker 1: of You're like whoa like that? Like like people will
Speaker 1: say disgusting things, thinking like that's it's like that are
Speaker 1: some craft and these are my friends that I'm talking
Speaker 1: to and I'm Aaron Foley and I are joking about
Speaker 1: it like I don't know you and like that's not
Speaker 1: the guy they get the wrong like oh she wants
Speaker 1: She's like DTF So like that is so gross. I
Speaker 1: felt like a lot of them tak advantage of that. Um.
Speaker 1: So then we met Trey, the cute harmonica player um
Speaker 1: who eventually popped out of the basically met a lot
Speaker 1: of people that were um it's it's hard when you
Speaker 1: meet him in the hotel and then you meet them
Speaker 1: again coming out of the limit. We met briefly Greg,
Speaker 1: who did well, we'll get to him in the later
Speaker 1: the youngest of four. So here we are. Katie's finally
Speaker 1: ready to meet the guys. She has her cute red
Speaker 1: dress on. She's nervous, she's fully the girl next door
Speaker 1: and she goes, I can navigate this on my own.
Speaker 1: And then when Kaitlin and Titia approached, she was shocked.
Speaker 1: She had tears she was so happy and they said
Speaker 1: you're a desert gem and she started shaking and then
Speaker 1: she's they said you were not alone and they were
Speaker 1: just so cute, and she said, you have any top
Speaker 1: two things to say? And um, Caitlin said, don't rule
Speaker 1: out anybody. Um, and it's somebody. Tasia was saying how
Speaker 1: her pick wasn't even the guy that she liked even
Speaker 1: noticed on the first night, and um, they asked, she
Speaker 1: said she was going to kiss night one. She has
Speaker 1: a serious side, but she needs a grown ass man
Speaker 1: before we get to the limo. We'll take a little
Speaker 1: break before the limo things. Anything else that you guys
Speaker 1: want to say about sort of the opening ceremony. Doug Benson, Um, well,
Speaker 1: I had something ready to go, but that's what happens. Then, Uh,
Speaker 1: you said a lot there. What was the very first
Speaker 1: point that you made? Okay, we have the trade the
Speaker 1: harmonica player, Greg, the youngest of four and uh, she
Speaker 1: thinks she's alone in her red dress. Yeah, that's it,
Speaker 1: that's it, that's it. We all we all really believe
Speaker 1: that she was hired to be the bachelorette and was
Speaker 1: told don't worry about who's going to be hosting, whether
Speaker 1: it's Chris or somebody else. Don't read the papers, don't
Speaker 1: know anything about who the hosts are gonna be, so
Speaker 1: we could surprise you, you know, I mean it felt
Speaker 1: super stagy. I bought it for a second when she
Speaker 1: cheered up until she said, oh, should we go inside
Speaker 1: for a chat? Like Sam here when she's and she
Speaker 1: also used the words. They didn't say, oh you're the
Speaker 1: new host, They said, oh, so who's going to help me? Oh,
Speaker 1: you're here to help me? Like their guides now more
Speaker 1: than hosts, right, because they didn't get the permanent position.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right, Aaron, Fully did you notice that that? Really? Um,
Speaker 1: I didn't have my glasses on. Maybe I was just, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I just I just can't get over her.
Speaker 1: Caitlin to me was so beautiful and so beautiful when
Speaker 1: it just I just was looking at her face for
Speaker 1: that first five minutes because it's heartbreaking. Women are beautiful,
Speaker 1: then they start filling and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you're like, what just happened? Like she's so naturally beautiful,
Speaker 1: and so I was staring at her face. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie wondering what what what happened, but also very
Speaker 1: excited for the lady Powers. I would love all of
Speaker 1: us to just stuff our faces with filler for like
Speaker 1: one episode and just show up and just see, like
Speaker 1: what would Rob look like with a real plumped lips
Speaker 1: and raw like really be stung lips and like big
Speaker 1: new cheek Doug Benson. Doug Benson was some plumping that
Speaker 1: would be amazing. Um um, all right, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we're gonna talk about a little
Speaker 1: arrival and like this, the cocktail party will be right back.
Speaker 1: Oh bone Zone, time for the bone Zone and we're back.
Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready to this is
Speaker 1: just like every episode is like this. Here's some music
Speaker 1: from Bachelor Australia. Yeah, hush before we continue, called is
Speaker 1: I think I decide something. But they're monsters and ceremonies,
Speaker 1: haunted house and then and then some of them are
Speaker 1: like people. Here I have another example. You're Jamie Music
Speaker 1: where there's one guy who everyone just makes fun of
Speaker 1: so they just really go in on him. But here
Speaker 1: we go, Oh Jamie and I'm from Angie. Season of
Speaker 1: the bacchar As the Stage five cleanup. Anything to make
Speaker 1: sure that I'm the guy who walks away with Angie
Speaker 1: at the end of this the Fire in the Belly,
Speaker 1: it's brown. I just feel like, Okay, God, it's so
Speaker 1: fun is its own insane, right, cho cho choos like
Speaker 1: a bloomhouse Phil, you just get you just picture somebody
Speaker 1: high as a fucking cut and they're like that seems good.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that feels like the right vibe to set
Speaker 1: for this roast ceremony done? Did you do the soundtrack
Speaker 1: for I didn't know you were a closer? Oh? You know? Um,
Speaker 1: So here we go. First up out of the gate.
Speaker 1: Much to my surprise, Thomas was absolutely adorable right first
Speaker 1: one out the real estate developer. He was cute, he
Speaker 1: was tall, he was handsome, he seemed nice and nervous.
Speaker 1: Katie liked him. I know, Laurie, are about our historian
Speaker 1: liked him. Katie, what did you like about Thomas? He
Speaker 1: just seemed like really cool and kind of normal and
Speaker 1: low key. He wasn't trying too hard, and I always
Speaker 1: like it when they don't try too hard. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he was just like super cute. I also can't tell
Speaker 1: if she's like really short and really tiny or he
Speaker 1: was just very tall, but he had a really nice
Speaker 1: body too, and he's just very good looking, nice guy.
Speaker 1: I think she's pretty tight me so I just made
Speaker 1: that up, but I think she's tiny. Aaron is the
Speaker 1: next one up. He was the He was cute until
Speaker 1: he said, people say I have a nice smile, but
Speaker 1: I can't stop smile. You can't say that about yourself. Uh, aeron, fully,
Speaker 1: what did you think about? Um? This did well? He
Speaker 1: just he just got worse every minute it went on.
Speaker 1: He just got worse. And then I have a question
Speaker 1: for you later. I just thought, did I miss something
Speaker 1: the fight? Later, we'll get to that. I'll get it
Speaker 1: had happened. It had to have happened during like lockdown
Speaker 1: at the Ramadel, like like while they were like quarantining.
Speaker 1: Something had to happen, like the Romata buffet or whatever.
Speaker 1: So then we have the district attorney who didn't did
Speaker 1: he get cut? Did he get Did he make the cut?
Speaker 1: Yeah he did, Yeah he did. He wasn't as awful
Speaker 1: out of the gate as we thought he would be,
Speaker 1: although the magician was, which we'll get to. Um. So
Speaker 1: then we have uh uh Michael, who was sweet and dorky.
Speaker 1: He gave the family airlom two hundred year old. Watch
Speaker 1: ha ha ha. I thought at the airport, rob, what
Speaker 1: did you think of that? Um? Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 1: It just it was it was a waste of sixty seconds.
Speaker 1: It felt like they did less crazy entrances than they
Speaker 1: do in Calabasas, Like I feel like people couldn't travel
Speaker 1: with their prop comedy this time as much. I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed the guys who didn't have anything. Yeah, just say anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was that was great. I was like,
Speaker 1: those were the guys who was like, Okay, I like
Speaker 1: that guy. I don't trust someone who comes in in
Speaker 1: an old like buggy. Right next time, that was the
Speaker 1: guy with the British accent showed up with the buggy.
Speaker 1: That's it. We have the truck. And then I have
Speaker 1: to say, if you're going to come in a vehicle,
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at a ball pit of in a
Speaker 1: truck flat bed because that appeals to me, like I
Speaker 1: like a ball hit and I would actually like the
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, you could put a ball
Speaker 1: pit anywhere. That excited my brain, like that's the kind
Speaker 1: of thing I like. And but but he was like, here,
Speaker 1: I have a ball for you. I'm glad he didn't
Speaker 1: do like a ball like a sex like some kind
Speaker 1: of a ball joke. Um did he? Yeah? He said
Speaker 1: ball over and the ball ball balls over and over again. Right,
Speaker 1: the whole activity was a sex joke. I guess I missed.
Speaker 1: He was even like, you know, we know your sex positives.
Speaker 1: You don't have a problem with all these balls. I
Speaker 1: guess you're right. I mean, he was like, hold on, quick,
Speaker 1: hold my dick before we get in the back of
Speaker 1: the track. And then he was like, I need a
Speaker 1: cup of tea. Let me just get to get this
Speaker 1: tea bag for you. And then and then I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to get up on the on the truck. I
Speaker 1: have to say, it was a pickup truck. Get it show.
Speaker 1: It felt like it felt like her being sex positive
Speaker 1: really unleashed the gross like it was just like a
Speaker 1: gross like, oh, I can be just as gross and
Speaker 1: slithery as I want to be, Like in the opening ceremony,
Speaker 1: then we have she was freezing by the way, and
Speaker 1: then it's funny that they're like, oh, you're shaking because
Speaker 1: we're here, because he's just here. It's like, now it's
Speaker 1: freezing in the middle of the winter like you're near
Speaker 1: like the Taos Ski resort, like you're in Albuquerque. Albuquerque
Speaker 1: gets cold, cold at night, cold the desert at night.
Speaker 1: You're Aaron Fowling. Well, I was just gonna say it
Speaker 1: was like it was like she was doing an impression
Speaker 1: of Tom Hanks at the inauguration where we just kept screaming,
Speaker 1: get Tom Hanks a coat that I was like, get
Speaker 1: her cold, Yeah, Hanna die or whatever that described me.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get first, say you seem cold, and gives
Speaker 1: her his coat. Would win, would probably win the whole thing. Producers.
Speaker 1: Producers are running and go, we can't admit that it's
Speaker 1: called out. We can't talk about it being called out.
Speaker 1: They never mentioned it, it was called and so then
Speaker 1: we have By the way, I feel like every single
Speaker 1: person picked this guy as their creeper, and he was
Speaker 1: Gabriel the magician grossest. He goes, I'll show you my
Speaker 1: favorite hug. Oh it's so nice because after quarantine, I
Speaker 1: hug this is such a good dirty like this is
Speaker 1: how I trick him favorite hug and he goes one
Speaker 1: to three inhale exhale, and she would look so grossed out.
Speaker 1: I feel like all of America was like, but then
Speaker 1: she was like into him, looking at him to tastie Caitlin,
Speaker 1: but she did cut him. Rub Ben Addict talks, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, he looked like Tofa Grace. To me,
Speaker 1: he looked like a creepy Tofa Grace. The hug was wrong.
Speaker 1: It was like it was Yes, honestly, the show is
Speaker 1: wrong in so many ways, but that that was a moment.
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I did not like that. But then and
Speaker 1: it seemed like she was trying to get out of it,
Speaker 1: get out of the hug. But then she turns and
Speaker 1: she like thumbs up, and then oh, she likes that one.
Speaker 1: Like she kept doing that with like it was weird,
Speaker 1: not that there was a guy in a clown outfit,
Speaker 1: but if there was, she would be like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't understand, as't late. Sometimes I get nervous when things,
Speaker 1: like I think, I'm always always so stunned when something
Speaker 1: weird happens that I go and like autopilot and kind
Speaker 1: of I can overcompensate and nervous. I could see myself
Speaker 1: nervously doing that, just trying to regulate, like did that
Speaker 1: just happen? Do I feel weird, like because she's still
Speaker 1: probably has like eighteen guys to go, you know, so
Speaker 1: I can see some funked upside of me that fight
Speaker 1: or flight, like just trying to get through it, like
Speaker 1: just trying to make something okay that was probably not
Speaker 1: quite okay, Paget, That's exactly what I thought, And it
Speaker 1: felt like it felt like that thumbs up afterwards was
Speaker 1: almost like to the women, like it's okay, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's all right, let's just which is you know, there
Speaker 1: there are are shades of creeper men getting away with
Speaker 1: stuff because a lot of women are raised with the
Speaker 1: just be nice and okay and don't embarrass anymore, sure,
Speaker 1: you know, but he was trying to swap pheromones like
Speaker 1: it definitely felt it was so unusual and grab. I
Speaker 1: would have had a delayed reaction like her. I would
Speaker 1: have fully left my body. I would just speak for myself.
Speaker 1: I would I don't know if she did. I would
Speaker 1: have been nervous, nervous. I would have overcompensated. I would
Speaker 1: have given you guys a thumbs up because I would
Speaker 1: have been so overwhelmed, like did that creep really do that?
Speaker 1: Like I would have just a little little bit of
Speaker 1: maniac even thumbs up going afterwards like I didn't like that,
Speaker 1: like two hours later like that, it wouldn't have been great. Um,
Speaker 1: how can I say something real quick? Yes, dr b
Speaker 1: what if she was just turning to look around just
Speaker 1: so she remembered him in case you needed to pick
Speaker 1: him out of a line up later. Sometimes you want
Speaker 1: to remember people like that weird. Also have to remember
Speaker 1: I don't want to want to cut that guy. I
Speaker 1: want to cut that guy. Code for this guy's the
Speaker 1: first out double thumbs up is he's definitely getting cut
Speaker 1: you guys, don't worry. He's out. Then shows the Gelopi
Speaker 1: that Rob is freaked out by, and you know what
Speaker 1: with a fake British accent and a gelopi Andrew Andrews
Speaker 1: starting out a deficit for me and and then she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I don't think that's real. And He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: well my British I am from Chicago, but my British
Speaker 1: accent is a big part of me. Doug Benson, how
Speaker 1: long do you wait to tell women that your fake
Speaker 1: British accent is a big part of you? Um, you
Speaker 1: know it's Uh, it's weird. How long, they won't notice
Speaker 1: that I'm doing it, and then it's important to me,
Speaker 1: but I'll just let it go. Like my current relationship.
Speaker 1: We haven't discussed it yet, but she takes her from Brighton,
Speaker 1: Yeah the beach, so um yeah, it's uh, I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Um. Then we have Brandon showed up on
Speaker 1: a moped with crazy hair. He got caught right. This
Speaker 1: guy he had to go definitely every time, every time
Speaker 1: they cut to him, his hair was in his eye,
Speaker 1: like he's you know, what's your name? He's like Dave Navarro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Dave Navarro. They didn't they didn't even get enough
Speaker 1: bad air time with him either him he did, he
Speaker 1: showed him too a little too late. Yeah, in the
Speaker 1: droll ceremony. But also he's the guy that likes the
Speaker 1: occasional rave of course. Yeah, well then I have yes,
Speaker 1: yes Eric Folly. Well no, I was gonna say, well,
Speaker 1: then we know his purpose so we could have done
Speaker 1: the occasional rave on Friday, So I mean we already
Speaker 1: had done. We have Duck for the Well, this is Ah,
Speaker 1: this is Kyle, who was cute and then until he
Speaker 1: goes I have a brief and he pulled out his
Speaker 1: ripped up jock strap. That was tough. He I'm going
Speaker 1: to just say he was manipulated by producers, but he
Speaker 1: agreed to it. Aaron fully, why did you tell him
Speaker 1: to rip rip up a jock strap and pull it
Speaker 1: out of his pocket? Again, these were last I facted over,
Speaker 1: some last minute pitches, and I think with all the
Speaker 1: confusion of Chris Harrison coming or going, they were let's
Speaker 1: do the jock strap. You know, after the jock strap
Speaker 1: there was an asterisk scroll down, don't do this, and
Speaker 1: um they didn't. They didn't see it any Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a big bye. First night. I see
Speaker 1: a jock strap a lot any night. All right, this
Speaker 1: is the one that I need to discuss. I need
Speaker 1: to discuss and we can talk about his entire arc.
Speaker 1: We thought Jeff was gonna sound like Joe Pesci, the
Speaker 1: surgical skin salesman I have. They were so heavy handed
Speaker 1: with their producer plant. Here's this guy. He shows up,
Speaker 1: he's a surgical skins salesman. Then he shows up in
Speaker 1: his RV, a disgusting, dirty old r V. He's like,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for you to see it. It's been
Speaker 1: well lived in, it has dirty calf tans, and then
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm not gonna and then they tell him
Speaker 1: to be as creepy as he can, like I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get you, basically like don't worry, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: like slip something in your drink and bring it in,
Speaker 1: bring into the bedroom. And then they have him chomping
Speaker 1: on celery, Like, did they just not have enough people
Speaker 1: apply to me on this? He's so clearly fake. This
Speaker 1: is not a real person, Doug Benson, anything you need
Speaker 1: to say, I'm just snack of some celery. Just didn't
Speaker 1: to illustrate that they turned that celery noise way up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard to be that loud with it. Did you
Speaker 1: have to go buy celery before the podcast today? Did
Speaker 1: you already have it at your house? Or did you
Speaker 1: actually like pink dots some selfs? They put a little
Speaker 1: couple of little pieces of celery in with your food
Speaker 1: when you order from Veggie Grill. Okay, great, Aaron Foley,
Speaker 1: why I was so excited for Robbed? Robbed the accent?
Speaker 1: This is Rob's guy. We're gonna we're gonna get all
Speaker 1: this fun rob stuff. Rob Let's give us your arc
Speaker 1: of him. Last night. So your RV if you can
Speaker 1: in your accent, well, yeah, it should have been. It
Speaker 1: should have been. Yeah, this is just my V over here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: from New Jersey. And uh job, what is your profession? Skin?
Speaker 1: You know, any gun skin? You like your skin? Wrinkly skin,
Speaker 1: smooth skin? Great? Okay? Great? So and then so you
Speaker 1: live in the r V? Yeah, I live in these
Speaker 1: my These are my calf gns. That's my celery collection.
Speaker 1: And then it was so fake and then yeah, and
Speaker 1: then they added the celery and post. But he didn't
Speaker 1: talk like that, which really bummed me out. I really
Speaker 1: wanted him to talk like that iced tea. I was
Speaker 1: so creeped out by the iced t tea and basically going,
Speaker 1: don't worry, I'm not drugging you, like he said, don't worry,
Speaker 1: it's just tea. I don't worry, it's just iced tea.
Speaker 1: I won't bring you to the back bedroom. It's like,
Speaker 1: where's the exit? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, paget, you've watched
Speaker 1: this for a long time. Have you ever seen such
Speaker 1: an obvious plant? Um? I actually, because of COVID, at
Speaker 1: first believed that the guy drove his own RV to
Speaker 1: New Mexico hoping to finagle a few quarantine days off.
Speaker 1: But it's not even roadworthy. It only had one front
Speaker 1: headlight and that was after the cellary sounds. And that's
Speaker 1: when I knew, are you serious? It was light out?
Speaker 1: They had only had one headlight. The other right headlight
Speaker 1: was out. Wow, this istive. That's why you got hired
Speaker 1: a book. This is why you're a method detective from
Speaker 1: criminal minds. I'm always in awe, but I'm really I
Speaker 1: don't know how I'm gonna She is a detective. She
Speaker 1: is fully a legit slop slothing um. So that I was,
Speaker 1: you know, we were all like I I literally like,
Speaker 1: I felt like my adrenaline got excited. And finally the
Speaker 1: surgeon I've been waiting for surgeon here he is. It
Speaker 1: was too much like if he just walked up, and I
Speaker 1: I was like, I just like in like a gene
Speaker 1: tuxedopen like you know, I saw surgical skin. I live
Speaker 1: with family, like, I learned so much better than driving
Speaker 1: up in the largest RV known demand. Um. Well, then
Speaker 1: came the wheeling in of the box. The human the box.
Speaker 1: Who's in the box. James is in the box. Come
Speaker 1: find me later. I'll be in the box. I have
Speaker 1: a question about the box. Yes, do you think at
Speaker 1: any point it was like, uh, speaker in there and
Speaker 1: he's in the other room talking to it. Do you
Speaker 1: think he was actually in that box the whole time?
Speaker 1: I think there are enough of massochists. I think he
Speaker 1: was in the box and they were in no hurry
Speaker 1: to remind her to go to the back to the box.
Speaker 1: Like like you, I think if you're the guy that
Speaker 1: gets talked into being in the box in a three
Speaker 1: piece tight three piece suit where everybody's sweating inside. Okay,
Speaker 1: so everybody's sweating, You're in a wool tight three pieces
Speaker 1: in a box, and he's been abandoned Deek Benson, how
Speaker 1: did you feel when you were in that box? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, his hair didn't get messed up because he
Speaker 1: was that slicked backstyle. It just stayed slicked back and
Speaker 1: wet the whole time, like a gangster. Like a So
Speaker 1: be interested to see him if that's like his real
Speaker 1: hair stuck. It's not a great one anyway. Gangster. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also I just around where I live, you know,
Speaker 1: we enjoy the Friends program. So there's a lot of
Speaker 1: jokes about Chandler being in the box. Okay, I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that you love friends. I love that. So
Speaker 1: does that even cross Paget Brewster's mind? I didn't think that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. I didn't think about
Speaker 1: them being in the box from the because I was
Speaker 1: the girl friend that got him put in the box
Speaker 1: when she had to talk through the box. Just like
Speaker 1: people on the show last night, I've been on Friends,
Speaker 1: met Doug and Paget have all been on Friends. The
Speaker 1: other true story, the most impact I loved dog of Friends.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see the reunion? Which one was I?
Speaker 1: I was? I was in the last season. I was
Speaker 1: in the Sean Penn episode. I was the main got
Speaker 1: there yet? Oh it's fun. And just know that when
Speaker 1: I rehearsed that in real life in my chunky early
Speaker 1: on Steve Madden boot, I accidentally kicked Courtney Cox in
Speaker 1: the face during rehearsal, I remember looking at my snooch Okay, great,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see it. I can't see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in real life I literally kicked her like square in
Speaker 1: the face with my chunky Steve Madden boot and there
Speaker 1: was a moment where Courtney Cox was like, thankfully, I'd
Speaker 1: like been very sweet earlier in the day and like
Speaker 1: you're so great at physical comedy, you know, like I'd
Speaker 1: laid it on thick and she spared me. And for that,
Speaker 1: she'll always be my favorite friend because I really kicked
Speaker 1: her in the face with a early odd like chunky
Speaker 1: boot and I was I was at the reunion were
Speaker 1: you where I played the Yeah, I played the fountain. Hey, hey, friends,
Speaker 1: dance around and cloud so much money. Don't admit it's
Speaker 1: so much better if you were playing the fountain. How
Speaker 1: annoying her all their friends? Hey, guys, you want to
Speaker 1: be fun, Let's go down to a fountain with umbrellas
Speaker 1: and dance in it. And they're like okay, Like there's
Speaker 1: no there's no boom box or anything like, they're just
Speaker 1: dancing around to nothing. Yeah, that would be. That would
Speaker 1: be not who you want to hang out with. Uh.
Speaker 1: So then we have the Zipper salesman. He's the one
Speaker 1: that showed up with the fucking blow. Not only are
Speaker 1: your zipper salesman, he's he shows up with the book.
Speaker 1: And so what he was trying to go say was
Speaker 1: what she said during the pan like this this thing
Speaker 1: has been my support system. I want you to meet it.
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha, here's my vibrator. So he's like ha
Speaker 1: ha ha um. As somebody pointed out, at least it
Speaker 1: didn't have a hole in its mouth, but it was
Speaker 1: still he was too gross to pull it off. I
Speaker 1: didn't like it. Yeah, it was again it was the
Speaker 1: like your sex positive yeah up. Also, he just he
Speaker 1: acted the hell out of like I've been intimate with
Speaker 1: this person, and I think, you know, like he made it.
Speaker 1: He really built it up in a way that's like
Speaker 1: it's just not the payoffs not fun enough. No, it's
Speaker 1: such an awkward thing. Erin fully, what did you think
Speaker 1: of his delivery of your best line of that that
Speaker 1: you faxed in? I was like, first of all, um,
Speaker 1: you just do your best impression of just like a
Speaker 1: shitty straight version of Colton out. Just come and hot
Speaker 1: with a blow up doll and try to be trying
Speaker 1: to be a creeper. Yeah, you know, my pitch was
Speaker 1: this time you come out and you go, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: it's been a hard year and a half I've had
Speaker 1: developed such you know, just this wonderful relationship blah blah
Speaker 1: blah ego in the limbo and you pull out a
Speaker 1: real cat. I mean, yeah, animal. I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be a puppy. I had a puppy. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the last year and a half. I've gotten this companion,
Speaker 1: and he walks out with a new puppy, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, a brand new puppy, like a three day
Speaker 1: They said they didn't get that facts. I was like,
Speaker 1: then we have and I don't know this person's names.
Speaker 1: They didn't put the names up as often as I wanted.
Speaker 1: The painter I was so grossed out with I would
Speaker 1: stroke and stroke it and stroke it out my paintbrush,
Speaker 1: justin justin. I was grossed out. I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I didn't like I was grossed out by justin talking.
Speaker 1: I'm going to stroke it out. Page. How did you
Speaker 1: feel about stroke it out? You grew up in a
Speaker 1: sex positive household where you was grossed up as I
Speaker 1: was growing up with people who never shook hands in
Speaker 1: front of me. Um. I thought, first, actually, when we
Speaker 1: first saw him, I thought he was a pretty talented painter. Yes,
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, I don't think I could do that,
Speaker 1: and I went I failed out of Parson School design.
Speaker 1: So I was impressed to begin with, But then that
Speaker 1: to me was way too far yep, that that stroke.
Speaker 1: And I know they're trying to make her laugh and
Speaker 1: they're trying to say, hey, I support you and I
Speaker 1: can talk dirty. But that was that was really taking
Speaker 1: advantage of not a situation. It was gross, not as
Speaker 1: gross as Courtney, who went on and on and said
Speaker 1: I would come to the right con cossion that my
Speaker 1: tongue can go on for hours. He said that gross.
Speaker 1: It was so inappropriate. I was so rossed out, Doug.
Speaker 1: Why did you say that it was so gross? Courtney?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, Quartney, Partney, Quartney, were you guys
Speaker 1: grossed out as all the gals were, Doug, because that
Speaker 1: was garross. But what did he say? He said like something,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't even a real word. He said, I'm
Speaker 1: Quartney like quarky instead of quirky. Yeah, party like quirky
Speaker 1: and quark I'm quirky like quirky, and I've come to
Speaker 1: the right conclusion that my tongue can go on for hours.
Speaker 1: Dr Banana, if somebody said that to you, what would
Speaker 1: you do to quirky like quirky? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: did think he missed a great opportunity to bring in
Speaker 1: Q and on but he didn't so honestly pedophilia, pizza shop,
Speaker 1: pedophilia and on core cut marking I'm courtney like you,
Speaker 1: and on I'm quirky like you're not Um. Then we
Speaker 1: have the cat. Here comes Connor, who at first was
Speaker 1: cute on the I'll give him in the beginning of
Speaker 1: the night, was cute the landing. So this part of
Speaker 1: the evening just right on the outside limo exit. I
Speaker 1: was okay with him. He was a cat. She did
Speaker 1: his research, he knew that she loved her cat um
Speaker 1: and then she said, I think I'm in love. He
Speaker 1: was the teacher he was, so he gave good Limo exit, Paget.
Speaker 1: What did you think of Connor? Who was my pick
Speaker 1: to win it? Uh uh? I thought it was cute
Speaker 1: this part of the evening. I I agree, And I
Speaker 1: did find he was very good up front and I
Speaker 1: and I liked his ukulele, even the in the bathtub.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think that's thrue that he teaches eighth graders.
Speaker 1: And but then and he was pawing the door. I
Speaker 1: found that a little cloying to make one of the
Speaker 1: other guys let him in. That kind of bug me
Speaker 1: a little bit. But I'm so invested in the gamble
Speaker 1: of having chosen are three guys that I will I
Speaker 1: will probably say anything to make sure Michael, David and
Speaker 1: Connor b are there at the end, and I can
Speaker 1: sway any viewer. I want to win this. But he's
Speaker 1: I think he's going to be the third Okay, well
Speaker 1: he was one. I think he's also, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I will Okay, we'll get there at the end. So
Speaker 1: then we go in and she we go inside for
Speaker 1: the cocktail party. The boxes. They're sweating his balls off
Speaker 1: and um, she likes Connor the cat and they do
Speaker 1: his speech. Did you notice the audio somebody hands her
Speaker 1: like a scotch glass or whiskey, And then thinking like
Speaker 1: I feel like the budget on her season, just looking
Speaker 1: at her ad campaign which is all built around like
Speaker 1: a vibrators, like what's the boom around? Like Katie rating forward,
Speaker 1: I feel that they are kind of throwing away this season.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is not the budget is not
Speaker 1: the same, Katie. Well, we somebody had written it or
Speaker 1: said something about how maybe it's not. The budget isn't
Speaker 1: as high because they have to split it between two
Speaker 1: Bachelor at seasons now. But Also, we now know that
Speaker 1: they gave Chris Harrison a ton of money to shut
Speaker 1: up and leave, but he did he just get that?
Speaker 1: Like when did that just get I'm sure if if
Speaker 1: he came out the check, if it was reported in
Speaker 1: the last couple of days, this was done weeks ago,
Speaker 1: because he wasn't even listened as a producer on this episode.
Speaker 1: I looked, I looked at it. But they started shooting
Speaker 1: this show months ago, months ago. They definitely they are
Speaker 1: phoning it in. I think financially on this one. Aaron Foley,
Speaker 1: I think the budgets ten dollars. The men reflected, Um,
Speaker 1: I think she got a C minus squad. I think
Speaker 1: they gave her like a B minus rating already. I
Speaker 1: think are just trying to get this through Lady Power
Speaker 1: and get to the gold medal. Michelle to me, like Sarah,
Speaker 1: who I've roped in my partner. She she watches it
Speaker 1: like when eye opened one eye and she literally took
Speaker 1: the look at the guys and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they are not attractive, Like I just I just feel
Speaker 1: like they've really I don't know, it just doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like a regular. The guys always grow on me during
Speaker 1: the season. Doug Benson, Um, here's my theory. I think
Speaker 1: that you generally drink a lot of champagne and wine
Speaker 1: and beer on that show because of the non clinking
Speaker 1: ice in the glasses, and that's why we're not used
Speaker 1: to it. And it happened in that scene. And then
Speaker 1: later in the show she's back to champagne. But my
Speaker 1: guess is she's just somebody that doesn't want to sit
Speaker 1: around brinking champagne all day, so she asked for a
Speaker 1: mixed drink, and then a guy when she's got a
Speaker 1: champagne when the guys she's talking to, his drink is
Speaker 1: really loud. So I think they just were off their
Speaker 1: game in terms of like they were just giving them
Speaker 1: cocktails its stead of just insisting that they drink the
Speaker 1: iceless beverages. They've lost Ellen, Chris Harrison's gone, yeah, nobody's
Speaker 1: got their eye on the ball, and so the ice
Speaker 1: they're they're they're busy fighting with Chris Harrison going, are
Speaker 1: they going to say that we panicked and buried that
Speaker 1: body in the desert? Like they're trying to like, how okay,
Speaker 1: give him what he wants, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, whatever like he has on them. They're like,
Speaker 1: we remember that time that we did that in Vegas.
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, just give it to him, Just give
Speaker 1: it to him. It's a squad. Katie even tweeted about
Speaker 1: She said that she should have given the first impression
Speaker 1: rows to the ice. Robert, I see you leaning forward.
Speaker 1: Are you saying that the ice in the glass was
Speaker 1: because because they couldn't afford it was so loud? Was
Speaker 1: the first theory. But my theory is that it's just
Speaker 1: they just people drinking. They try to get him and
Speaker 1: not drink cocktails to avoid that some new crew. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's they're like they're so busy fighting Chris Harrison that
Speaker 1: it's like they're just the crewis just the whole time
Speaker 1: they're sort of filming this, they're fighting what Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: is like, I know this, you cheated on your wife
Speaker 1: with that. Remember when that person like fell off a
Speaker 1: bridge and we like paid them off, and you know,
Speaker 1: they're like, we remember that contestant we may have killed
Speaker 1: in the desert. Like it's like all that stuff that
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, how much does he want? Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: give him off from four million. They're like okay, up
Speaker 1: to seven million, Like it's that okay, like that intern
Speaker 1: that you did this too, it's I mean, it's gives
Speaker 1: a funk if the ice is clanking. This guy knows
Speaker 1: where four bodies are under the fridge in Tel Aviv. No,
Speaker 1: it's literally that remember that time you remember that joke
Speaker 1: you made about this contestant. I mean remember like the
Speaker 1: text here, about these screen grabs of texts about people's
Speaker 1: bodies or whatever. Like, think about twenty years starting in
Speaker 1: two thousand of bachelor misconduct that he could prove with
Speaker 1: texts and emails and phos. Think about it, kind of
Speaker 1: first seasons for pro slavery. We've got to we've got
Speaker 1: a reset, Yes, Paget, I'm I'm pretty sure what he
Speaker 1: told his lawyer and what his lawyers threatened ABC with
Speaker 1: was other people's behavior, not anything Chris Harrison did. Okay, great, No, No,
Speaker 1: they're fighting. Chris Harrison saying I know this about you, Mike,
Speaker 1: I know this about you, like person that runs this,
Speaker 1: how about you booker that did this? How about you editor?
Speaker 1: Like I think he's everyone. I bet he signed a
Speaker 1: non disclosure agreement. He probably can't write a book. And
Speaker 1: that was part of the money. Sure, that's how he
Speaker 1: got eight figures for sure. Yeah no, no, no, this
Speaker 1: is him threatening them. Not that's how I think that
Speaker 1: they've been nervous. Okay, anyway, So then she talks to
Speaker 1: the football player um about the accents, and then she
Speaker 1: did a toast with a bad accent. It was bad.
Speaker 1: Talk to me, super bad. Her accent was even worse.
Speaker 1: Her accent was like me having just watched Mary Poppins
Speaker 1: for the first time. It was terrible. Boy who kinds
Speaker 1: from vino and he wants to love gets and also
Speaker 1: I'm six plinitive to love. So then Thomas back to
Speaker 1: the guy that was the first guy. He's really tall,
Speaker 1: he's super nervous, and he's like, I'm smiling a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm so impressed by you. If I keep smiling, next
Speaker 1: time you see me, I'm still going to be smiling. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't think. It's almost like when people are too
Speaker 1: nervous and too sweet, they're not gonna win. But he'll
Speaker 1: probably get far enough that he can get to paradise.
Speaker 1: Aaron fully, what did you think of Thomas? I mean,
Speaker 1: the amount of sweat that was. I felt bad for him.
Speaker 1: It is pouring off it was like, you know, the
Speaker 1: best slapstick comedy when an airplane, when you know they're
Speaker 1: going like this in the you know this, it's like
Speaker 1: my favorite scene in any movie. So I was like,
Speaker 1: just cut away to her and give him a towel,
Speaker 1: tell him down. You know. He seemed really sweet, but
Speaker 1: you can have sweat. Christian called it out. Christian was
Speaker 1: the guy with the Boston accent. He was like, I'm sweating.
Speaker 1: I didn't sweat. He was really cute. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm having a wicked pissa and he's he's the one
Speaker 1: who loves parades and dreams of driving the batmobile. I
Speaker 1: kind of enjoy Christian and his Boston accent. I'd like
Speaker 1: more Christian air time. I love him now, being from
Speaker 1: next I grew up outside of Boston and Concord, Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: and I love him. I love him now. I love cute.
Speaker 1: But during the rose ceremony, he was the one that
Speaker 1: kept be like, if she doesn't give me the road,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so upset. Wasn't that him? Was it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He he was like he was like he was to himself.
Speaker 1: He kept being like, I can't believe she'd give him
Speaker 1: the rose and not me, Like he was like really upset.
Speaker 1: And I mean I know that they like got them
Speaker 1: into talking like that, you know, during their confessional thing um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he was like genuinely upset during the rose
Speaker 1: ceremony that he wasn't getting a rose. And I found
Speaker 1: that to be a little like, oh, what's that? You know? Well,
Speaker 1: then we had Marty, who aaron fully had our little
Speaker 1: note about with the dancer with the hanging ring, and
Speaker 1: I had to agree with you, and he pulled out
Speaker 1: his bag of crystals and he was like, this is
Speaker 1: my salad dite, and this is my this is my
Speaker 1: this is my black pyrn, and this is my zeldt,
Speaker 1: this is my quarry and this is my Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was like quarts, this is my quirky and my quartney.
Speaker 1: Don't show him the menagerie. As I mentioned before, I
Speaker 1: do have my glass animal collection. He's precious. He showed
Speaker 1: his menagerie. Nothing good happens when you show the menagerie.
Speaker 1: You gotta hi, you gotta until at least date six,
Speaker 1: and then date six you can mention the menagerie and
Speaker 1: then maybe you show at date eight your menagerie. The
Speaker 1: ear ring was enough of a menagerie. We didn't need more.
Speaker 1: As I mentioned before, I do have a cat that
Speaker 1: as thumbs mittens. She's the fine one me. I was
Speaker 1: really the artist of the family. She proves to me
Speaker 1: at night when I sleep. I don't mention that like
Speaker 1: our one when I mean, that's that's day date, that's
Speaker 1: for that's I don't know. I haven't been on the
Speaker 1: market and so long. I'm probably not going to mean.
Speaker 1: Meat was really more the sensitive one, even small. She's
Speaker 1: more of the thought like she's a bully. She could
Speaker 1: stand up my protector. She's my sister wife mother cat.
Speaker 1: We get the check anyway. Me out really worries for me,
Speaker 1: and we watched below Deck together. She loves Captain Sandy
Speaker 1: more than Captain Lane. I'm gonna kill it in a while.
Speaker 1: You're gonna kill your bio Meal sometimes braids my hair
Speaker 1: if I have a big audition on the morning, and
Speaker 1: Minton's contours my face with those little thumbs. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then so now I don't live alone. No, I'm not alone.
Speaker 1: I mean technically i'm alone, but I'm not lonely now
Speaker 1: with my two sister cap five friend aunts. Oh Mint's
Speaker 1: yam Ya marine Anyway, then we have Greg who's the
Speaker 1: youngest of four, and he was like, my niece, says I.
Speaker 1: My niece is a very famous jewelry designer. There's a
Speaker 1: long waiting list. Normally you don't give a gift on
Speaker 1: the first day, but I made it. I got one.
Speaker 1: It is a pasta necklace. Uh and uh. And she
Speaker 1: loved it. Aaron Fowley, I loved it. I loved every
Speaker 1: second of it. I thought it was absolutely adorable and charming.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I wanted them to be together
Speaker 1: forever in the show to end in them to walk off.
Speaker 1: I was looking at him. I'm like, you're either completely
Speaker 1: authentic and totally legitimate, or you're a really good player.
Speaker 1: I can't decide. He was the one that he got
Speaker 1: the first impression rose um he presented. He seemed very sweet,
Speaker 1: but I was trying to picture I was trying to
Speaker 1: picture like an ex girlfriend of his, like being like,
Speaker 1: don't fall off for the pasta necklace watching at home.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. He's either a real deal.
Speaker 1: I couldn't decide. Pat but he didn't, she say outside
Speaker 1: after she met him coming out of the limo, she
Speaker 1: said she turned around. She was like, Oh, he looks
Speaker 1: like my ex boyfriend. Yeah, said yeah, that's what boyfriend
Speaker 1: she said. She said, I think she was talking about
Speaker 1: him when she was saying I thought I was going
Speaker 1: to want this big, confident guy that sort of you
Speaker 1: know was and I'm finding that I like these shy guys,
Speaker 1: and he clearly is what she's attracted to him, and
Speaker 1: I he's got to be for real. He feels not
Speaker 1: like he's there, He does not feel like he's there
Speaker 1: to become an influencer. Like he seems like a real guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Katie Levin Dr Banana, did you guys have any feelings
Speaker 1: on Greg who's a marketing sales rep and his biggest
Speaker 1: pet peeve is slow drivers? Dr Banana? I thought he
Speaker 1: was cute for her. I mean, like, I don't think
Speaker 1: he has the influencer look because he like doesn't style
Speaker 1: his hair, like he doesn't have that like aesthetic of
Speaker 1: out him. So he felt very normal and like I
Speaker 1: have a firefighter swoop. Yeah Haitie Levine, I mean he's
Speaker 1: he's my number one pick, Okay. I just like there
Speaker 1: was something cute and real about him. I kind of
Speaker 1: felt like she might go for a real guy. Um,
Speaker 1: like on Instagram, I liked him and then also, I
Speaker 1: mean I liked him. I liked that he was shy.
Speaker 1: I like that he was just honest to being like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just really nervous, Like I thought that was cute.
Speaker 1: He didn't try to play it off as being cool.
Speaker 1: He's just like, hey, I'm nervous, this is me, and
Speaker 1: she really liked it. He dreams of saying Lebron James
Speaker 1: play basketball in person. The Lakers are gross, but everything
Speaker 1: else is great. Aaron Foley, how do you do you
Speaker 1: still feel? Are you still in? Yeah? No, I I
Speaker 1: really I think I picked him for the next Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I don't think I picked him. He was my number
Speaker 1: three drinking wine, but I number too, was gone, very
Speaker 1: encouraged by him. Who is your number two? Um? I
Speaker 1: can't remember, but Katie can pull him up. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then then we have Trey goes back out to the
Speaker 1: ball Pit of love. It's a truck full of balls
Speaker 1: and then the ball jokes and still but I found
Speaker 1: Trey actually very sweet and cute. I enjoyed their chat.
Speaker 1: Marcus was my number two and he's gone, um uh,
Speaker 1: what did you guys think? Of the chat out in
Speaker 1: the truck of the balls. I mean Katie's got you know,
Speaker 1: she was happy to get in in with the balls
Speaker 1: and said she likes that sort of thing, and you know,
Speaker 1: so I guess it was a success, right, Yeah, Yes,
Speaker 1: it wasn't really that great to watch, like, especially when
Speaker 1: he popped out a couple of balls flew up into
Speaker 1: the air like it didn't seem like anything, like they
Speaker 1: shot it from the dumbest angle. Yes, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: weird first time cameraman. Yeah, because they were busy fighting
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison about that. One side they had a they
Speaker 1: had a naked Santa paraty with the interns. Yeah, probably
Speaker 1: in a ball pitably different ball pit, different kind of
Speaker 1: a ball pit. So then they had um this grossed
Speaker 1: me out, justin with the painter was showing here's my
Speaker 1: heart rose the void in the center, and then he
Speaker 1: just kissed her so fast and she was not into it.
Speaker 1: Robbie b talked to me as Bachelor of the Year,
Speaker 1: you think that's too fast. I'm just I'm just looking
Speaker 1: for love still right, Yeah, yes, you're the Bachelor of
Speaker 1: the year looking for love. What do you think I
Speaker 1: think that? He yeah, he freaked me out a little bit.
Speaker 1: Did the I agree with Pagete At the beginning, I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, he's actually a really talented painter, right,
Speaker 1: I can't do that. But but then yeah, when he's like,
Speaker 1: oh this pillows in the way and he just like
Speaker 1: went for it, and I was like, did I miss something?
Speaker 1: Were there are signs there that I missed? No, he
Speaker 1: just came in really, you know, he went in hard
Speaker 1: and fast. It was like the first one we've all.
Speaker 1: I want to say, I feel like we everybody on
Speaker 1: this has had somebody planned to kiss on them like that,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, this is happening now, Like we're
Speaker 1: kissing now, and there's like there's nothing more fun than
Speaker 1: a first kiss that you want and you've been anticipating
Speaker 1: and you're excited about and it happens naturally, And there's
Speaker 1: nothing worse than when you're like like, oh, I'm engaging
Speaker 1: in a kiss that I like, whoa, whoa, Like what
Speaker 1: is happening? Like? I like, I didn't like when it's
Speaker 1: just too fast? Paget Brewster, what did you think of
Speaker 1: this kiss? Actually, what I'm realizing talking about this is
Speaker 1: that and I don't want to say I feel guilty,
Speaker 1: but maybe the sex positive mom helped I. Several times
Speaker 1: in my life I have been kissed when I wasn't
Speaker 1: ready to kiss and it wasn't gonna happen, and and
Speaker 1: kissed and then gone, no, good for you, but like
Speaker 1: that's what you should do. That's when that's right now. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's why sex as what it is. If she had
Speaker 1: done that, that's what it should be. But no, that's
Speaker 1: to me, that's what sex positive is. To be also
Speaker 1: be able to say, like I don't want to I
Speaker 1: wish I could have done that, and how I mean
Speaker 1: it would have been great if she did that. And also,
Speaker 1: you know this guy got a rose, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, he gets rewarded for that. He's better than
Speaker 1: the magician or the creepy skin salestrian and the RV
Speaker 1: magician and the I'm gonna this is just iced tea,
Speaker 1: don't worry, and then the dancer. Here's my menagerie. I mean,
Speaker 1: those are the three that got cut. I mean, like
Speaker 1: you know, um, Aaron Foley, your face, well no, I
Speaker 1: mean that's a really good point because only three could
Speaker 1: leave in you know, seven could have gotten cut immediately,
Speaker 1: you know, but that's every season, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it takes so long. You're like there's there's there's
Speaker 1: always about like maybe seven or eight that need to
Speaker 1: go immediately, you know, but they don't. So I do
Speaker 1: think his his face was bigger than her whole body.
Speaker 1: Also the guy that I know we're not maybe not
Speaker 1: there yet, but the guy that picked the fight with
Speaker 1: the other guy like that, right now, let's do this.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what happened. Okay, so we had so
Speaker 1: we had. It was Aaron, Aaron, this guy pulled aside
Speaker 1: blow up doll Cody. It was like, I don't like you, man,
Speaker 1: I don't like it, like none of it never did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the way Aaron became to me, I then, officially, for
Speaker 1: those of you playing along at home, I'm going to
Speaker 1: say that Aaron was drunk on the first night. To me,
Speaker 1: that behavior equals because there was nobody obviously drunk on
Speaker 1: the first night. So I'm gonna give him the title
Speaker 1: of definitely that behavior felt a little buzzed, a little
Speaker 1: like all right, I emboldened by maybe a couple of
Speaker 1: clinking glass cocktails. Is the guy I never I never
Speaker 1: liked to but it has to be from the quarantine, right, Doug,
Speaker 1: what do you think it was? I mean, in quarantine,
Speaker 1: they should have not in a round each other at all.
Speaker 1: I would I would think. I think they'd just be
Speaker 1: in a room and get like, you know, food brought
Speaker 1: to them or whatever. So yeah, I don't. It just
Speaker 1: was one of those things where you know, I was
Speaker 1: following along with, you know, Katie's tweets, so I like
Speaker 1: looked out the phone and I look up and there's
Speaker 1: this confrontation happening, and they usually ramp up everything for
Speaker 1: forever before something happens, and usually teased that that's going
Speaker 1: to happen. Just nothing. They're paid from San Diego. Because
Speaker 1: I wondered if they knew each other in real life.
Speaker 1: They're both from San Diego. So I just like yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was like, I was like they honestly, they're
Speaker 1: acting like they know each other. And then she kept
Speaker 1: both of them. She kept Tony like he was like
Speaker 1: the last one picked, like they're setting him up to
Speaker 1: be the villain. And between them, yeah, we know the
Speaker 1: two on why Aaron, fully, what do you think that
Speaker 1: I never liked you? Was? I rewounded? I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I must have, I must have missed something. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, I hope, um I listen.
Speaker 1: I love a good beef. I hope there's beef. I
Speaker 1: hope there's San Diego whiter than white, you know, like
Speaker 1: what you know, you gotta catch up on my Khaki's
Speaker 1: San Diego style. But I'm it felt so weird and
Speaker 1: like what Doug was saying, they usually set this up
Speaker 1: since you know, going into the episode. So I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I hope this isn't so j V that
Speaker 1: they grabbed him and they go say something like you
Speaker 1: don't like the guy, and literally could be that the
Speaker 1: crew could be so busy fighting Captains Harrison's lawsuits. They're
Speaker 1: like just go started started like lay the seeds for
Speaker 1: the two on one and three episodes, and we don't
Speaker 1: have the money for helicopters because it's still quarantine, so
Speaker 1: we'll just have somebody wheeled two bags to the lobby
Speaker 1: and the the like fist fight in the lobby of
Speaker 1: the highatt where love is made. What's the story. We
Speaker 1: don't have time for a bastory paget Brewster Coney's response,
Speaker 1: he seems so mystified that it it made it make
Speaker 1: less sense to me, he had no point said I
Speaker 1: know that guy, or I we dated the same girl,
Speaker 1: like there was. His response was like uh, which made
Speaker 1: me feel like I disagree with you that night. I mean,
Speaker 1: I also didn't like Cody myself that night when he
Speaker 1: came up with the blow up dolls. So I'm not
Speaker 1: disagreeing with Aaron's opinion, but it made me think Aaron
Speaker 1: was such a turd with the way he went about it.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not into either of them. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: to say that was a weird interaction. But it was
Speaker 1: even more disturbing is when he went through the room
Speaker 1: and the guys were like, whoa, what's up with that
Speaker 1: bed in? Or he was just like ever relaxed, We're
Speaker 1: have a good time or whatever. Bizarre Cody do that
Speaker 1: and I was with that big old long beer. He's like,
Speaker 1: well the party, isn't it that I didn't It made
Speaker 1: me like Tray more. He says, I'm having none of
Speaker 1: the beef. I'm vegetarian. I really like that. I also
Speaker 1: I'm a Trey fan. Um. Then we get to finally
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, I think we're losing a pulse and
Speaker 1: lifeblood on James in the box. We have to We
Speaker 1: forgot about the box, and he's there's not enough oxygen.
Speaker 1: He's got a street piece, dude, I mean, there's not enough.
Speaker 1: There's no more sounds coming from the box. So let's
Speaker 1: just go. So we gonna have two dudes wheel the
Speaker 1: box into another room. So they're moving the book jail
Speaker 1: coming out of the bottom of the box. She's like, slide,
Speaker 1: he's slithering the snail, the hair jil, snail snail slither
Speaker 1: of the box. That's really funny. An, there's our image
Speaker 1: the sails here snail snail slither, and he pops out
Speaker 1: and he's a super poor man's Bradley Cooper. The smile
Speaker 1: and they have instant chemistry. Her sex positive chemicals are
Speaker 1: jangled by that type three piece suit and the snail
Speaker 1: gel on the hair and the lower lower face smile.
Speaker 1: And I guess, but like I was like, okay, like
Speaker 1: he seems sweet, very slicked hair, not my type and
Speaker 1: not at all winded, and having been in a box
Speaker 1: for like four or five hours, where that dude was
Speaker 1: in a box the whole time, he came out looking
Speaker 1: like you know, but I think that's he's been slicking
Speaker 1: his hair back I think he guessed right with his
Speaker 1: hair do. I think he was like, I'm gonna slick
Speaker 1: the funk out of this because I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: the box and they're gonna freaking it's not in the box.
Speaker 1: You don't have about the cree piece suit. After six
Speaker 1: hours looking like you just stepped out of the bathroom,
Speaker 1: came out and he's like, this show is no humanity.
Speaker 1: This show has no humanity. They're sticking there in the box.
Speaker 1: You're staying in the box until That's what's fun about
Speaker 1: it is that they're the worst. They're the worst people
Speaker 1: worth So the fun of it is that they're the worst,
Speaker 1: and you get if you get, if you agree to
Speaker 1: their shenanigrams. You're standing at freaking box until they let
Speaker 1: you out some food in a sprite. Chris Harrison has
Speaker 1: proof that they killed another person the first time they
Speaker 1: cut a box they chuck. This one's during Joe Joe's
Speaker 1: season and they had to bury that personal trainer and
Speaker 1: calaj with the box with the box forgot to put
Speaker 1: in the hole they had the hole on this. That's
Speaker 1: the whole he was for sure in the box. I
Speaker 1: bet there's a real sweaty undercarriage situation happening. There's some
Speaker 1: real uh tain't tain't tacular tain't misbehavin And that that's
Speaker 1: what ta miss behavior fll chain miss behavin. He's getting
Speaker 1: out like a cast member of a miss behavin like
Speaker 1: a nineteen twenties gangster ta miss behaven hair slick back
Speaker 1: And she was like, I want to get at that
Speaker 1: slick back ta miss behavior in the box. So then
Speaker 1: uh so then the cat comes back. The cat comes
Speaker 1: back and they play. He somehows unwield a piano like
Speaker 1: big and he's got super poeinty shoes like Robbie like
Speaker 1: Robbie did when he got out. Anna, you remember when
Speaker 1: Robbie got out of the limo and he super pointy
Speaker 1: elf shoes. They may have been cowboy boots because he's
Speaker 1: from Nashville trying to be a musician like Jed. They
Speaker 1: had a very pueinty shoes and they were playing Twinkle
Speaker 1: Twinkle Little Stars, and she said, I couldn't stop thinking
Speaker 1: about you. They're like, and he was like, I watched
Speaker 1: your season last season. She was like, oh god, she said, no,
Speaker 1: you were amazing. You stood up to people. I want,
Speaker 1: I want people, I hate bullies and the and then
Speaker 1: he went in fast for the kiss. He acknowledged that
Speaker 1: it was rushed. His nose got all over, his nose,
Speaker 1: went back in for the kiss. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: wanted them to kiss. I thought he could have kissed.
Speaker 1: I thought a kiss could have been in that scene
Speaker 1: if he just played it a little cooler, A better
Speaker 1: kiss could have happened to me. I feel that I
Speaker 1: wanted them to kiss, and that was not the kiss
Speaker 1: that I wanted. Dr Banana, How did you feel about
Speaker 1: this kiss? I actually thought they were perfect for each other.
Speaker 1: They're like horse Girl and Horseboy finally found each other.
Speaker 1: Like they were just like I don't know. When I
Speaker 1: saw them together, I was like, they're that a thing.
Speaker 1: It's Horseboy like cat Girl and Catboy, right, yeah, Like
Speaker 1: it's just like this those kind of like weirdos you
Speaker 1: grew up with, like they deserve each other, you know, like,
Speaker 1: okay found It's like the two people that are just
Speaker 1: like quirky and strange and like they were just playing
Speaker 1: piano with their feet. You're like, why where did that
Speaker 1: even come from? Like she's literally wearing cattiers and her
Speaker 1: mittens like he brought them for her. She loves it.
Speaker 1: I was like, there you go, these two weirdos like
Speaker 1: each other, and this works for me. Yeah, she didn't
Speaker 1: see the mind getting all of these uh you know,
Speaker 1: whisker makeup all over her face. That's when she realized
Speaker 1: he's not actually a cat. She was making out. Mr Pickles,
Speaker 1: I'm so disappointed. There goes the first impression. Rose. I
Speaker 1: thought you were a cat. Goddamn it. That's why I
Speaker 1: got to find my person because she would normally just
Speaker 1: go with a cat. And I was actually confused why
Speaker 1: he didn't get the first impression Rose, And that is
Speaker 1: because she realized he wasn't a cat. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: surprised too. You could tell him. Did you see that
Speaker 1: she had litter all over her dress? That was my
Speaker 1: detective work pressure. Then we have she met the single dad.
Speaker 1: He whips out. He has a dog named Tommy. Her
Speaker 1: cat's name Tommy. With that photo he got in the race.
Speaker 1: The fact that he has a dog named Tommy put
Speaker 1: him in the race. She's very much a cat lady.
Speaker 1: She's all about Tommy. She's sex positive, Tommy positive. And
Speaker 1: if you're coming in hot for Tommy, you come in
Speaker 1: with names Tammy, you know that this this is sexy today.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you as the mother mummy, yum amens, this
Speaker 1: is just the kind of ratica that we need, sex
Speaker 1: positive that you want to get and as the lead
Speaker 1: producer and tainmous behavior that will be Broadway aera. Foley,
Speaker 1: What did you think about the dad with Tommy? What's
Speaker 1: his name? Is that? Is that? Is that? Michael? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, I think I picked this. He he's nerdy,
Speaker 1: he's nerdier looking in real life. I unfortunately think the
Speaker 1: kid thing is going to be a deal breaker because
Speaker 1: her reaction. I thought, he's got to wait, you know, listen.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a night to ur Night three reveal.
Speaker 1: I feel like I got a four year old and
Speaker 1: she was like, oh yeah, maybe or maybe not or
Speaker 1: maybe not so not wrong? Um yes? And also um,
Speaker 1: he was so like baby talking, you know, he was
Speaker 1: like the kid. You know, It's like he was like
Speaker 1: talking kind of like he would talk to the kid,
Speaker 1: you know. And I've got a dog. Tell me he
Speaker 1: was dog his dog and it's not even named Tommy.
Speaker 1: Probably he just got a picture of a dog. He's
Speaker 1: cat fishing her with a dog. He's cat fishing her
Speaker 1: the dog na over the dog named Tommy. Um so
Speaker 1: then um, you know, she's like, look, you never know,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I think he'd be an amazing mom
Speaker 1: and she's like huh um. And then after I buck
Speaker 1: every guy in this place. Yeah, and then we have, uh,
Speaker 1: we get to the rose ceremony, and uh, I was surprised.
Speaker 1: I thought the cat was gonna get I thought my
Speaker 1: number one pick cotterby was going to get the first
Speaker 1: impression rose. But no, she gave it to a noodle necklace,
Speaker 1: Greg noodle necklace. Uh got he got the first impression rods?
Speaker 1: Were you guys surprised? It was weird the way they
Speaker 1: did it that, Like she walked into a room with
Speaker 1: a bunch of guys and picked up the rose and
Speaker 1: went to another place where a bunch more guys who
Speaker 1: were Yeah. But other than that, uh, you know, it
Speaker 1: was just a complete surprise because you thought the cat
Speaker 1: or the box. You thought that it was gonna be
Speaker 1: a real Dr. Seuss kind of choice. Yeah, the cat
Speaker 1: of the box. And then she cut the Thank god
Speaker 1: she cut the creepy magician because he was too creepy
Speaker 1: to stay. I would have I could have had more
Speaker 1: Dave Navarro Brandon hair that would have been I could
Speaker 1: have told like three weeks of Brandon and then and
Speaker 1: then you know what, I'm actually glad that she cut
Speaker 1: the human skin salesman because, um, he was too fake. Like,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna have a creep, at least it would
Speaker 1: be like real, I don't want to fake one. Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take it, yes, peg. Did you notice when
Speaker 1: it was down to the final rows that they showed
Speaker 1: a guy that we never saw once who only slicked
Speaker 1: the center of his hair back. There was a few
Speaker 1: people that I've never seen, never seen, Yeah, that guy
Speaker 1: because it was late at night, like that hair kind
Speaker 1: of went forward or I saw that guy. There was
Speaker 1: a few guys. I'm like, I don't think we even
Speaker 1: met them, but they're still in I think, Yes, Doug Benson,
Speaker 1: was this the first episode? Everywhere? No one steals anyone?
Speaker 1: Can I steal you away? Never happened. No one steals anyone.
Speaker 1: You're right, No one stie. There was one I noticed somebody,
Speaker 1: but he didn't use that expression. They don't use that expression.
Speaker 1: Who who still? Who stole Who stole somebody? Someone stole
Speaker 1: her from Carl, the motivation speaker. Yeah, because Carl. First
Speaker 1: of all, Carl, I'm replacing Hunter's dead bodies with two
Speaker 1: Carl's dead bodies. Yeah, that guy is motivational. Is about
Speaker 1: to blow up for sure. Um, I want to say
Speaker 1: which one was Hunter? Which one was Hunter? Right? He
Speaker 1: was started blinking a lot yet Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: has a parakeet names zazoom. Um. Okay, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We're going to come back with our prediction. Who.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but things again so hot.
Speaker 1: I think I gotta take I'll pay your break, and
Speaker 1: we're back overall again. It's always hard, it's always a
Speaker 1: bumpy ride getting through the first episode. But I feel
Speaker 1: like breaking it down with you guys. I'm now invested.
Speaker 1: I have a little more of an understanding of what's happening.
Speaker 1: I agree with you is what we said up top.
Speaker 1: I think she's going to be a fun batte laurette um.
Speaker 1: What are your Who do you think is going to
Speaker 1: be the top two winner? And Top two and winner?
Speaker 1: I'm going to say I'll go first. Okay, question do
Speaker 1: you guys think Greg who got the first impression Rose?
Speaker 1: Do you think he's gonna win. Anybody usually doesn't with
Speaker 1: the with the Bachelorette ladies, they do, they go very far,
Speaker 1: they very far. Um, Katie, do you think Greg is
Speaker 1: gonna win? Yeah? I still I had I had chosen
Speaker 1: him originally. I still stand by it. I think I
Speaker 1: think he he could definitely win. I think it's going
Speaker 1: to be close between him and Connor. Um. And then
Speaker 1: what about the guy in the box? No, no, okay, Doug,
Speaker 1: who do you think it's gonna win? Let's box his name?
Speaker 1: Boxes name is James, not James. Okay, Um, let's do.
Speaker 1: Let's narrow down further. I got thirty more to go. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say that Greg first impression,
Speaker 1: Rose is gonna take it, okay, but that runner up
Speaker 1: is gonna be Catman, Okay, Aaron, Fully, who do you
Speaker 1: think it's gonna win? Who do you think he's gonna
Speaker 1: be runner up? I'm gonna switch. I had Michael Connor
Speaker 1: be in, Trey and if and so I would toss
Speaker 1: out Michael and I would say the top three, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stick with Connor, Trey and Greg Um. It's so
Speaker 1: early too. It just I think it's I think right
Speaker 1: now it's a foot race between Catman and Greg um
Speaker 1: who can handle the drama because I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna get into a little pickle with
Speaker 1: one of those studs that she wants to bang, and
Speaker 1: I think that's going to be part of the drama.
Speaker 1: All right, Dr Banana, what are your predictions? I think
Speaker 1: Connor b and Greg are the top. I think who's
Speaker 1: gonna win? Who's your winn are you gonna pick? I
Speaker 1: think Connor be because Greg looks like he has a
Speaker 1: meltdown at some point, potentially because she's banging a stud
Speaker 1: I mean may I mean maybe, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But also I think Mike might get far the virgin. Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a bold prediction. I just threw up in my mouth. Okay, Um.
Speaker 1: Originally I had Michael winning, which Michael's the dad, Michael's
Speaker 1: I think the dad. And then so you think the
Speaker 1: dad is gonna win? I think no, I think the
Speaker 1: dad is out. I don't think I think Michael is gone.
Speaker 1: So I think it's gonna be connor By. I still
Speaker 1: think Katan isnt Catman. Katman is gonna win, and then
Speaker 1: the second one will be Greg, and I still like
Speaker 1: David a lot. David is too. David is very sweet. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: he was on the debate team, which I still think
Speaker 1: is something she's really going to be into. And he
Speaker 1: just his favorite band is in sync. He just seems
Speaker 1: like a sweet alright guy. Alright, Rob, did you make
Speaker 1: your predictions? I didn't. I kind of want to go
Speaker 1: with what pages Paget just said because that makes sense
Speaker 1: to me. I mean, I think connor By has the
Speaker 1: best chance of winning right now, Catman, and second him
Speaker 1: would be uh um, the Greg Greg Greg. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: all right, Katie, I think I think Greg is gonna
Speaker 1: win it all, and then I think it will be
Speaker 1: connor be And I also think I really like Trey
Speaker 1: and I think he makes it far. But I also
Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of see Justin making it
Speaker 1: far till she seemed to like him, Oh the dirty painter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she seemed to like him. But I really like Trey
Speaker 1: to I think I like Trey a lot. I think
Speaker 1: he's gonna make it far. So I think Greg connor By, Trey.
Speaker 1: I think Catman might make it far. I hope he's
Speaker 1: the real deal and not a little bit of a
Speaker 1: jed with dreams of Country Western album. Um, and then
Speaker 1: I think that Greg is going to freak out because
Speaker 1: she needs to bone James in the box. Um Canterby
Speaker 1: has an album on Spotify and I found it. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. UM, will you guys stick around.
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Speaker 1: Katie season one? Ready? We've got a lot of new entrants,
Speaker 1: which was exciting, and you want to participate at home? Uh,
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Speaker 1: have seven entrants. This one is from I think this
Speaker 1: is a first timer jeff Graham at Jeffrey C. Graham.
Speaker 1: The real twist It was Chris Harrison in the box
Speaker 1: the whole time that made me laugh. This is also
Speaker 1: a first time where I think MICHAELA at MICHAELA dB
Speaker 1: never follow a dick in a box to a second
Speaker 1: locations also good. Um this is also from MICHAELA MICHAELA dB.
Speaker 1: You know the c g I Dave Navarro contestant has
Speaker 1: a flat iron adapter in his center console. Uh, this
Speaker 1: is from um. We never discussed this. So in the
Speaker 1: Coming Attractions, stupid Blake shows back up the one. The
Speaker 1: one was like the Canadian that went crazy that was
Speaker 1: yelling at Claire for having bought the book on dementia,
Speaker 1: Like and he was going to be the kind of
Speaker 1: guy that's like I heard you were sex positive, so yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was like always like talking about his dick.
Speaker 1: Remember he carved his dick really Okay, So here we go.
Speaker 1: This is from Business Raccoon at ABC Madison. When Blake joined,
Speaker 1: he better show up with a book about vibrators. And
Speaker 1: then somebody replied, I read the owner's manual for the
Speaker 1: frisky rabbit for her like angry because he was angry
Speaker 1: that he read the read the Dementia book. Um. This
Speaker 1: is from you Can Tell Me Podcast at You Can
Speaker 1: Tell Me Pod. The cat brought a roll up piano
Speaker 1: and we're sure he's not Andrew Lloyd Weber. Um. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is from three D de Rito, which we already did,
Speaker 1: but it still made me laugh. Exciting for Connor students
Speaker 1: that they've now seen him playing ukulele in the bathtop. Um.
Speaker 1: This is from this is right at Girl Without a Tat.
Speaker 1: I hope this season lives up to the hype with
Speaker 1: their vibrated theme tagline see what all the Buzz is about?
Speaker 1: Because I hate to tune into a whole season and
Speaker 1: find out it was much a dil do about nothing,
Speaker 1: dil do about nothing. Um, all right, so here we are.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna nominate. I'm going to nominate the very first one,
Speaker 1: the Chris Harrison one. Do you like Dave Navarro as
Speaker 1: the second? The Flat Iron? Yeah? Okay, okay, so here
Speaker 1: we go. Here are five. Here are narrowing it down
Speaker 1: to the final two. Jeff Graham at Jeffrey C. Graham.
Speaker 1: The real twist it was Chris Harrison in the box
Speaker 1: the whole time, and MICHAELA and MICHAELA. dB. You know
Speaker 1: the c g I Dave Navarro contestant has a flat
Speaker 1: iron adaptor in his center console. Re g I Dave
Speaker 1: Navarro or Chris Harrison in a box. Aaron Foley, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm definitely going flat iron. Okay, Uh, Robbie b flat
Speaker 1: iron Dave Navarrow okay, uh. Peg, I'm going with Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison in the box. Okay, I'm gonna go Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: in the box. Doug ee buh. You know when Dave
Speaker 1: Navarro is involved, you vote, you vote Dave Navarrow. All right,
Speaker 1: Katie two, I'm going Chris Harrison in the box. Doctor
Speaker 1: Dr Bananna never okay, Dr Banana. The real twist, it
Speaker 1: was Chris Harrison in the box the whole time. Or
Speaker 1: you know the c g I Dave Navarro contestant has
Speaker 1: a flat iron adapter in his center console. Dr Banna, Uh,
Speaker 1: drum roll please, Dr b I'm gonna go David Navarro.
Speaker 1: That was a close call. I think this is the
Speaker 1: first both times, first time tweeting at us. So just
Speaker 1: know that we we we are open to everybody. Please
Speaker 1: don't be shy about tweeting. Congratulations Mikaela d E E
Speaker 1: b E. You know the c g I Dave Navarro
Speaker 1: contestant has a flatiron adapter in his center console. Great job,
Speaker 1: Doug Benson, what would you like to promote? Oh, you know,
Speaker 1: Doug Loves Movies is my podcast where Arden Marine is
Speaker 1: a frequent guest. I'll be soon. I just I'll be
Speaker 1: on again. You can check them out. We'll be back soon.
Speaker 1: So you just go and and Paget's been on, Rob's
Speaker 1: been on, So just go find it and go get
Speaker 1: their episodes because they probably are the best ones you
Speaker 1: canta have. Folly on, She's a queen right here, Doug.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I feel like you've been on once?
Speaker 1: Have you been on ever? No, she should come play
Speaker 1: with me. That's got to happen. Yeah, that's got to happen.
Speaker 1: I'll reach out. Okay, Uh, Aaron Folly, what would you
Speaker 1: like to promote? My wonderful faith? I love you so much, um,
Speaker 1: love you right back. I'd like to say, everybody in
Speaker 1: Rhode Island go to your book signing Pat at Wilbur's
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Speaker 1: Any want to get to down I have all my
Speaker 1: Rhode Island friends. I will tell them to go my
Speaker 1: brother Mark Marine and I will be right there by
Speaker 1: the meat scale. There you go. Um. I'd like to
Speaker 1: give the UM Women's College Softball World Series a shout out.
Speaker 1: It's game one right now. People need to buy your
Speaker 1: album Deep Dive. I can say this for you. I
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Speaker 1: you on a classic brilliantly written jokes performed by an
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Speaker 1: Robbie bebe Hi everybody. Yeah, I'm on the new season
Speaker 1: and Lucifer that just drops And what do you play?
Speaker 1: I play a bad guy played like a French mercenary.
Speaker 1: Do you have a French accent? Yeah? Yeah? That's hot?
Speaker 1: Um yeah so um yeah, and you know and I'm
Speaker 1: here on this podcast that my own podcast called Kings
Speaker 1: of Are you good at French accents? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 1: I pulled it off. I pulled it off. I um yeah,
Speaker 1: I got worked with a like an accent person because
Speaker 1: Jim Pillar have a can can plack the ad rows
Speaker 1: with tweet apps. What do you have a promoting you
Speaker 1: want to promote? Do I do? Uh? Saturday whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 1: This coming Saturday. It's not Wait a minute, not this Saturday. Wait?
Speaker 1: What's today? Month? Tuesday? Tuesday? Yes, this Saturday. The Thrilling
Speaker 1: Adventure Hour is going to be doing a cocktails with
Speaker 1: the cast that you can buy tickets to a house's
Speaker 1: live and we're showing video, we're showing some of our
Speaker 1: old terrible work and we just mock each other and
Speaker 1: it's really fun. And then also Disney's Behind the Attraction
Speaker 1: starts on I think on Disney Plus July sixteen. And
Speaker 1: thank you Doug for finding the article. No one told
Speaker 1: me that it had been released. Doug Benson sent it
Speaker 1: this morning. Uh, dr Banana, what what do you have? PM? Well,
Speaker 1: we have something fun to promote just starting this week. Okay,
Speaker 1: Ellie season on The Bachelorette on Patreon. Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: at an hosting on Twitter and you can catch our
Speaker 1: new season. We're covering on Patreon for Bachelorette Australia, well
Speaker 1: there's gonna be two Bachelorettes, the Sisters. And for anybody
Speaker 1: that had trouble getting the Ellie episodes their backup, they
Speaker 1: just got put back up on the Bachelor archive. If
Speaker 1: you have any issues, I know there was a person
Speaker 1: that was very upset and I don't blame you, but
Speaker 1: they are backup. They had been removed their backup and
Speaker 1: so email us if you have any problems, um and
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