1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of Hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air Everywhere a male 8 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: bag addition to the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: Danny G Radio, because five nights a week not enough, 10 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: four hours a night not enough. Bonus coverage eight days 11 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: a week, and if my math is correct Annie, for me, 12 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: this would be the eighth day of the week, Sunday, 13 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: but two shows on Friday. I think it's not trigonometry. 14 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: I think the math on that works out well. But anyway, 15 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: we've got the mailbag and I am raring to go. 16 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: Are you prepared to go into the mailbag? Danny G? 17 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: I am ready. And it's gonna be an extended Mallard 18 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: week for me because I'm gonna be in for coup 19 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: on Monday night and Tuesday night on your live show, 20 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: The Microphone Throttler. We're going old school, and I might 21 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: even make a rare and appropriate, mandated by the company 22 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: appearance in studio one of those nights, I will I 23 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 1: will likely stop by and we will hang out, and 24 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: that'll be wonderful, wonderful one full circle. I'll bring Bubbo 25 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: in with me, Bobo on the radio, my man, Bobbo. 26 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: I don't talk to Bobbo. Is he in on Sunday Nights? Idea? 27 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: He used to say hello to me, Miller. We should 28 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: get Bobbo on the Fifth Hour podcast. So we get 29 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 1: him on here for sure? Absolutely, all right, here we go, 30 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: strike up the band, let's start this thing off right 31 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: here we go. Do you ever get the feeling you're 32 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: living in groundhog Day that your life just repeats By 33 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: the time we get to the podcast, I've got tons 34 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: of mail, so I I panic. I prematurely think, oh crap, 35 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: no one's sending questions and we're not going to do 36 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 1: the mail bag. And then inevitably it always seems to 37 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: work out one way or another. Yeah, it's like a 38 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,920 Speaker 1: lot of shots get thrown up in the third and 39 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: fourth quarter. Yeah, yeah, you fall behind early, like this 40 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: is just sucks. You know what's going on here? Nothing's 41 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: really working out for us, and then before you know it, 42 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: you're having a great time, so it works out. I 43 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 1: got mail, Yeah, I got mail, Yeah, yes you do. 44 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: First one comes from Pierre from Springfield, Mass And again 45 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: you can post your question on Tuesday on the Facebook 46 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: page Ben Mallow Show or Real Fifth Hour at gmail 47 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: dot com. Pierre from Springfield, Mass to choose at home 48 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 1: with the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame and also alf 49 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,959 Speaker 1: the aen O. Piner says, with the popularity and success 50 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: of your newest game show, are there any other any 51 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: others bouncing around that melon of yours? Also, like you say, 52 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 1: football is the gas that fuels the show? Is anyone 53 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: efforting the next season of Benny Versus the Penny on 54 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: some type of live stream platform sans the elitist? So 55 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: we have nothing concrete on Benny Versus the Penny. We 56 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: have big dreams of monetizing Benny Versus the Penny, making 57 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: that a big deal. I think it's a great concept. 58 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: We've been doing it for a long time and there's 59 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: a there's a market for that. But somebody asked to bite, 60 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: and we've been in talks with a number of people, 61 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: and those kind of deals do get done now, Pierre. 62 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: Even though football season is not until September, this is 63 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: the time of the year where those kind of things 64 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: get negotiated. So what would Marcel say, keep your fingers crossed. 65 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: I think you would. I would think you would say 66 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: something like that. And as far as game show ideas, 67 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: I always have game show ideas. The problem is most 68 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: of them suck. We finally found one that's good. We've 69 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: been playing Danny the Mallard Militia Feud is our newest game, 70 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: and people seem to really like it. It's it's it's 71 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: a fun game. People enjoy it. It's not really a 72 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 1: sports game, but it's just about life and things that everyone. 73 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: We're all we all live a similar life one way 74 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 1: or another. So yeah, And as far as Benny Versus 75 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: the Penny, it's kind of like when NBA teams finally 76 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: put that logo on their jersey sponsored I cannot wait 77 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: for Benny Versus the Penny brought to you by co Tex. Yes. Yes, well, 78 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 1: if this is the checks big enough, as we learned 79 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: with Dustin Johnson this week going to play golf for 80 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia, that if the check's big enough, it'll happen. 81 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: All right, You've got mail Nick in Wisconsin rights and 82 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 1: he says, with recently being off the last month of work, 83 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: I've been podcasting the entire a show sometimes, Nick writes, 84 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: and he says, it overlaps with my family time. My 85 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,359 Speaker 1: wife gets piste oh at me for listing. What do 86 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 1: you do unintentionally that pisces off your wife or in 87 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: Danny G's cases, Queen Tenderoni. Yeah, so for me it's easy. 88 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: I'm very stressed out all the time, thinking I'm forgetting 89 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: something and worried about making the show as good as 90 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: I can. So I often I'm not proud of it. 91 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 1: I'm a finger biter. I bite my nails and uh my, 92 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 1: my wife gets so untoid when I do that. She 93 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: can't stand it. And I do it. I don't even 94 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: realize I'm doing it half the time, but that really 95 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 1: bothers And and she has miss a phony, who so 96 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,919 Speaker 1: that's a problem. Chewing food becomes a problem when you 97 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: have miss a phony. It's a mental illness. And so 98 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: those are the things that really annoy when I eat, 99 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 1: and which I think you have to do to live. 100 00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: And then when I bite my finger nails because I'm 101 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: stressed out because I'm trying to think of some other 102 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: monologue ideas and I don't have any. What about you, Danny? 103 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:09,359 Speaker 1: What really annoys the good number one in arone in 104 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: your life? Absolutely nothing? Man, I'm perfect in her eyes? 105 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 1: Is that right? Really? You don't ever? You don't do 106 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,039 Speaker 1: that at all. I don't do that in front of it. Um. 107 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,360 Speaker 1: I will say, she's slightly O. C. D Ish, so 108 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 1: she likes things in their perfect places, and so if 109 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:33,240 Speaker 1: you move something and you don't put it back right away, 110 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,919 Speaker 1: it annoys her. There's times where I and I know this, 111 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: so I'm really good at putting things back, but there's 112 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 1: times where I won't put something back immediately, and when 113 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: I come back to do it, she's already done it. Okay, 114 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,159 Speaker 1: So that that's about it. Though I don't think I 115 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 1: get on our nerves other than some of the O. 116 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: C d issues she's done. Are you still in the honeymoon? 117 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: Do you't even married yet? Are the state we've been 118 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: in the honeymoon? Stay all right? You live with somebody, 119 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 1: It's just natural. There's gonna be certain things that they 120 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: do that just kind of get under your skin. But 121 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 1: that's the key. To, you know, long healthy relationship you got. 122 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: Sometimes I slap her ass too hard and she's like, well, 123 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: it's a barbro. That's what we came here. So it's 124 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: gotta get your money's worth with that hotel. Come on, 125 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: all right, let's see Michael from SoCal Rights. He said 126 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 1: during the NFL off season, wire sportswriter is compelled to 127 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: do mock drafts and mock fifty three man rosters and 128 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: mock rookies and who may become standouts when all these 129 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: mocks are wrong of the time, I'd rather they post 130 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: cat photos. Mos are a complete waste of time. I'm 131 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 1: right there with you, Michael. You're preaching to choir. And 132 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: the reason they do that stuff is a they are 133 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 1: told to do that stuff by people who make decisions 134 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: in the editorial department and then be for some reason, 135 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: they get a lot of clicks. Otherwise they wouldn't do it, 136 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 1: So somebody must be loving that content. I always get 137 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,240 Speaker 1: a kick out of the power rankings that come out 138 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: during the NFL season, and that's during the season. It's 139 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: just I think one dude's opinion on where the teams 140 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: are in the NFL, and people get so upset if 141 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 1: their team is not high enough in the power rankings. 142 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 1: Like I've always kind of goofed on you know, Danny 143 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 1: have goofed on list radio, but the list, And I 144 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,719 Speaker 1: had had a friend tell me years ago, said, the 145 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 1: list is amazing. People human nature get upset by a 146 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: list of arbitrary list of things. If it's not in 147 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:47,199 Speaker 1: the right order. They oh, my god, craziness, Dan, especially 148 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: if they feel like something has been left off of 149 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: the list. How could you overlook that? Oh? Yeah, well 150 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 1: that's the secret, right if you if you need the 151 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,880 Speaker 1: answer to something, give the wrong answer and then people 152 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: will give you the right. That's the old internet legend. 153 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 1: And yeah, and I will push back slightly on the 154 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: mock draft lists. And the reason why is because my 155 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: favorite NFL team would be so high up in the 156 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,200 Speaker 1: draft most seasons that it was all I had to 157 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,199 Speaker 1: look forward to. Really, I would click and be like, 158 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 1: who are we going to draft to bring us back 159 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,839 Speaker 1: to greatness? And now the Raiders are following in your 160 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:32,400 Speaker 1: rams foot steps. F them picks. F them picks. Absolute. 161 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 1: See when you f them picks, you get the daily double. 162 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 1: That's the sound for the day. You get the daily double. 163 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: On that and the thing about the draft too, is 164 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: the only thing I really value is the scouting reports. 165 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 1: But I even laugh at that. They do strength and weaknesses, 166 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 1: and I get sent a lot of these things links 167 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,319 Speaker 1: to different websites that are supposedly they want me to 168 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 1: promote their website and all that, and some of that's 169 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 1: good information. And I do this bit every year where 170 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: I go back five years and I look at an 171 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 1: old NFL draft three or five years and mock all 172 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,360 Speaker 1: the wrong predictions, which inevitably it's shooting fish in a 173 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 1: barrel is what that is. Let's see what is next toime. 174 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 1: I got mail? Yeah, I got mail. Yeah, skipped a 175 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 1: zip the old Roastmaster General known as Skippy in Ohio, 176 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,920 Speaker 1: It says been I ever received several invites from the 177 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,040 Speaker 1: proud parents of a graduating high school senior to their 178 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,640 Speaker 1: child's graduation party. The most recent was a massive group text. 179 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:38,560 Speaker 1: The problem is I don't know the parents, I don't 180 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:42,199 Speaker 1: know the child, and it would appear I don't even 181 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: know anyone else in the group text. If it were you, 182 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,920 Speaker 1: what would you do, he says, A ignore the invites, 183 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,400 Speaker 1: be respond to the group text with I don't know 184 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,640 Speaker 1: who you are but congratulations see send a card with 185 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:00,680 Speaker 1: an inspirational quote or d send a car everybody long, 186 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:05,680 Speaker 1: obnoxious but heartfelt Valeve Korean speech type letter thing, he says, 187 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:10,679 Speaker 1: quoting Walt Disney Tesla Ronald Reagan telling the child, we 188 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:14,320 Speaker 1: are all so proud of them, and it has been 189 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,160 Speaker 1: such a joy to watch them grow up, etcetera, etcetera, 190 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:21,320 Speaker 1: and let them figure it out on their own later. Well, 191 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:25,319 Speaker 1: that's a very detailed response, skipped the zip. So I'm 192 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,920 Speaker 1: an a guy. I love I love d The d 193 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 1: answer was great, But I'm an a guy. That sounds 194 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,520 Speaker 1: like some spam to me. Well that sounds like that's 195 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,559 Speaker 1: a that's a fishing expedition to me. But what about you, Danny? 196 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: And I was gonna say, how are you in a 197 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 1: group chat with people you don't know? Now? Is Skip 198 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: a teacher? Is it possible that he's followed in your footsteps? Danny? 199 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,240 Speaker 1: And he's doing education, so maybe that's why he's taking 200 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,440 Speaker 1: this a little more seriously than somebody like me who's 201 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,320 Speaker 1: not a teacher. And somebody sent me a text like that, 202 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, if you I'm not responding, go away. We 203 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:03,440 Speaker 1: need skipped a zip. We need more context or skippy, 204 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 1: you've got mail Orlando in Hampton Roads, Virginia. I was 205 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,079 Speaker 1: just in Hampton Roads, Virginia, a beautiful part of the country. 206 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 1: That was it was cool, says I have a couple. 207 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: Hopefully it hasn't been asked already. When you look back 208 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,679 Speaker 1: at the time you and your wife dated, was there 209 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: any pickup lines or anything you did to impress her 210 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:33,160 Speaker 1: that you you'd like to have back? He says. Also, 211 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:37,160 Speaker 1: have you and the guys considered password or mountain of 212 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,520 Speaker 1: money when you and Eddie are the contestants, maybe have 213 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 1: blind Scott to mar seller, somebody be your partner. I 214 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 1: love the show that's from Orlando. He says. He's been 215 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,319 Speaker 1: listening since the Tim Tebow Radio roast when the great 216 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,840 Speaker 1: bits we've ever done hilarious? The Tim Tebow Radio Roast 217 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,280 Speaker 1: Man was that fun and that was actually skipped a 218 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 1: zip was part of that, the roastmaster General some of 219 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,559 Speaker 1: those shows back in the day. But Orlando, and to 220 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 1: answer for this question, I was terrible. I still am 221 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:07,079 Speaker 1: terrible with relationship dating. You know women, obviously somehow you 222 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,960 Speaker 1: can miss my wife to marry me. But I had 223 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,720 Speaker 1: no pickup couch and I never told anyone I really 224 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,839 Speaker 1: worked in radio, because then they think I had more 225 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: money than I did, and then didn't think I'm more 226 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: famous than I am, and so I always kind of 227 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:24,719 Speaker 1: avoided that. So I didn't really have any any good 228 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,880 Speaker 1: pickup ones. I wish I did. I wish I had 229 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 1: some corny ones I could share with you. I don't. 230 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 1: And the idea of password and Mallard's mount of money 231 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 1: being played with blind Scott and Marcel feedings clues is 232 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 1: the fuel of nightmares. Uh. And we've had Marcel and 233 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: our friend from Maine, Blair whoopee pie Blair play and 234 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: it's been interesting. But if they're the ones giving the clues, 235 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:55,000 Speaker 1: oh my god. Been one of the great show game 236 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 1: show moments. And I included this in the best of 237 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:04,840 Speaker 1: was when Flexus was on password and you're like, oh, 238 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: Flexus is never gonna get this, throw me a good one. 239 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:23,280 Speaker 1: Then yeah, so this is perfect number number nine that 240 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: proves its prouves you jackass. Okay, this proves and all 241 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 1: of this is just Tom is just alright, relax, I'm 242 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying to if I get it, alright, alright, 243 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 1: all right, here we go I'll go, he's not gonna 244 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 1: get what I wanna the angle i'd like to go. 245 00:14:52,160 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 1: I will go. I'll just throw this up fruit banana. 246 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:25,800 Speaker 1: You got it right? Oh, stop laughing, alright, banana. And 247 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:30,040 Speaker 1: indeed it was banana the show. I mean there was 248 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 1: five minutes of laughter that ensued. It was great. And 249 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 1: to hear Flexus like truly laughing to where Flexus couldn't 250 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 1: get the words out, it was like, but I got 251 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 1: it right, But that was right, A little classic moment, man, 252 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 1: it was I I do remember that night. We've had 253 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,760 Speaker 1: some zany stuff on those those game shows. All right, 254 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 1: who is next? We'll keep it going. A lot of 255 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 1: mail this week, which is good. We like that, all right. 256 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: Next up is Fred from Spring, Texas. Fred is a 257 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,560 Speaker 1: regular in the mail bag. He says, hey, guys, when 258 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: you have people over to visit, do you just talk 259 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:14,200 Speaker 1: or do you play games or charades? It's an interesting question. 260 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:20,320 Speaker 1: So usually it's around food. I've noticed the same way 261 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 1: when I grew up. Usually it's like, let's have a meal, 262 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 1: or let's have dessert, or let's have snacks or something 263 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: like that. It's very rarely just come over and not 264 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,720 Speaker 1: eat anything. I don't remember the last time we've had 265 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: company over that didn't involve food. So it's always food, 266 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: no charades. I like the idea of playing games, but 267 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: that doesn't happen very often. What about you did my 268 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:50,800 Speaker 1: TINDERNI puts together a really nice charcovery board. Oh the cheeseboard, right, 269 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: cheese and meats. We have the meats. Where are the meats? 270 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: Some good hummus, some salami, some cheeses, things like that, 271 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 1: And that gets the party started before you start hitting 272 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 1: the alcohol. So that's like the pregame show. That's the 273 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: warm up act. I got you all right, Well, thank 274 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,919 Speaker 1: you for that. Comes out on stage and start stancing. Absolutely, 275 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,280 Speaker 1: you've got mail Chris and Marracca to Iowa, says, I 276 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 1: understand radio stations make money by selling ads, but I'd 277 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,720 Speaker 1: like to know how much does it cost to place 278 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: an ad? I know prime time costs more, but what 279 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,879 Speaker 1: kind of range are we talking about here? A hundred 280 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,959 Speaker 1: dollars a minute? And don't give me that that's not 281 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:42,520 Speaker 1: my job. Line. Surely you've talked to an ad guy. 282 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: Your name is Ben not surely? Yes? Yes, so so 283 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: I will answer this now. I do not actually know 284 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 1: how much. I know a ballpark figure of how much 285 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,160 Speaker 1: the commercials go for. But I had some people over 286 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,440 Speaker 1: the years that have contacted me from mom and pop 287 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: businesses trying to get advertising on this pod guest or 288 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 1: the radio show, and I said, sure, why not. And 289 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:08,360 Speaker 1: then when they saw and they found out how much 290 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 1: it cost, it was sticker shock. I couldn't afford us 291 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 1: out of the budget we're talking. I think the minimum 292 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: buying is six figures. That's a lot of doll It's 293 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 1: a lot of Yeah, it's up there. There are smaller 294 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:26,480 Speaker 1: packages than that. Because I dealt with this recently, um 295 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 1: I I was kind of like to go between for 296 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 1: a company and our ad department. Um. But yeah, they 297 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: tailor a package for you, and it is pricey because 298 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,280 Speaker 1: it's national, so you're not just heard in one city, 299 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 1: You're heard all over the world, and thus the price tag. Yeah, 300 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 1: and there's different as you said, there's different, Grady, you 301 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,920 Speaker 1: do live live reads costs more. Sometimes you have to 302 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 1: pay a talent fee. Apparently not for me, but sometimes 303 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,199 Speaker 1: you have to do that kind of stuff. And and 304 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,240 Speaker 1: so there's really depends what you want. But it's trust me, Chris, 305 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:07,200 Speaker 1: I I wish it was affordable for everybody to buy advertising, 306 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 1: but you know, we are a national outfit. And it's 307 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 1: like I was watching that documentary about the TV station 308 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,480 Speaker 1: in Perempt, Nevada, and it's like a cable channel and 309 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 1: the guy started selling spots. It was on HBO documentary 310 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 1: type thing. They were selling spots for like five dollars 311 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,120 Speaker 1: a spot just to get advertisers in. And it was like, man, 312 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,640 Speaker 1: that's wild, and it is like a couple of years ago. 313 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: It's like a couple of years ago. Anyway, what if 314 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,479 Speaker 1: we did that weed man hippie would have a series 315 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:39,399 Speaker 1: of commercials, God don't don't remind me please? And he says, 316 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 1: ps go raiders who from Chris It's time? From that 317 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,720 Speaker 1: call all right treas rights And he says, if you 318 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,600 Speaker 1: had to lose one or the other, would you lose 319 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 1: one hand or one fot you get a call or 320 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:02,280 Speaker 1: a peg leg through a place. It's actually an interesting question. 321 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 1: And as much as I love movement and walking, I 322 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,359 Speaker 1: would think it would be a bigger pain in the 323 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: ass without the hand. But we we have a mutual 324 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,919 Speaker 1: friend that used to work at Fox Sports Radio, the 325 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:22,920 Speaker 1: one Arm bandit and uh and from Syracuse who had 326 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,160 Speaker 1: He's his entire life, he has not had the hand. 327 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 1: He was born without it, and he's now an extra 328 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 1: in Hollywood. I saw he left. I did not realize 329 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,359 Speaker 1: he had left the company. Actually emailed him. His name 330 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,119 Speaker 1: is Nick. I emailed him and said, what's going on 331 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,919 Speaker 1: in your Hollywood? And yeah, he he left to do acting, 332 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,880 Speaker 1: which I don't know how good that's going. That's that's 333 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,359 Speaker 1: for him to tell and all that stuff. But I 334 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 1: guess he did think it might have been more lucrative 335 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: than he turned out to turn out to be. He 336 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,760 Speaker 1: recently Freeze framed a show that he was in the 337 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:05,359 Speaker 1: back ground of. Yeah, catch me up the mark. Well, 338 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: you can get extra work, but the problem is it 339 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 1: a doesn't pay a lot and and be it takes 340 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,199 Speaker 1: a long time to do, like one scene. It's a 341 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,479 Speaker 1: it's a lot of hours that you're spending sitting around 342 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,160 Speaker 1: doing nothing. That's the one thing a lot of people 343 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 1: don't realize about that sort of work. Downtime. The downtime 344 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,200 Speaker 1: kills most people's vibe. They are like, I had no 345 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 1: idea I was gonna sit on this set hungry and 346 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: thirsty for ten hours. Oh for sure, for sure, But 347 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,680 Speaker 1: to answer your question, tres A, I like this question 348 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 1: is a unique question. I would pick if I had 349 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,200 Speaker 1: to lose one I could choose. I would lose a foot. 350 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 1: I would have a peg leg like a pirate, and 351 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,920 Speaker 1: I'd get Yeah. And I just did a two dollar 352 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,280 Speaker 1: drum roll for you. I couldn't do that with one hand. 353 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 1: My right hand was getting a workout. See that's right. 354 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,200 Speaker 1: What would you so you would you would choose the hands, 355 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 1: right you, You'd pick the hands and then lose the foot. 356 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 1: Is that what you would do? I would lose one foot, yeah, 357 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,920 Speaker 1: because then you'd have a reason to have motorized scooters 358 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,919 Speaker 1: at the theme parks it's right, yeah. And at the 359 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 1: handicap parking right, yeah, handy in at the school campus, 360 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 1: they'd give me a golf cart. Be great. Yeah. There 361 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,680 Speaker 1: are some positives and not all negative. It's not all negative. 362 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:40,440 Speaker 1: There are some positive. I got mail, Yeah, I got mail, yeah, 363 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:45,359 Speaker 1: email from Jim and Jim's wife about Jim's wife saying 364 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,120 Speaker 1: Jim and Jim's wife says, Ben and Daniji, So thank 365 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:52,120 Speaker 1: you so thanks for helping me have a little fun 366 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 1: at my husband Jim's expense. Jim's wife writes he has 367 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,679 Speaker 1: a problem with the term final four? Has anyone if 368 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,200 Speaker 1: I don't wanted to talk about the clips in the NBA, Well, 369 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 1: I want Jim and Jim's wife to know that my man, 370 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,480 Speaker 1: Eddie Garcia this week in hockey referenced the final four. 371 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,880 Speaker 1: So it's not just me, it's Eddie, and Eddie likes 372 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 1: to goog fund me, and so what do you say 373 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: to the final four? He did the same thing. How 374 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:23,240 Speaker 1: about shut up? Email? Continues says He and I, meaning 375 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:27,439 Speaker 1: the wife, listen to every Fox Sports Radio and fifth 376 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,439 Speaker 1: hour podcast of your God, love you, thank you, thank you, 377 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,719 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. He's a huge fan of yours, 378 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,560 Speaker 1: Danny and all the Mallard militia. But he's not computer 379 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,840 Speaker 1: savvy and not even email. His life must be so 380 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 1: much easier, right, Jim, You don't have to deal with 381 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 1: the bull bull crap. I almost said way less stressed. God, 382 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: I wonder if I'd never plugged into America Online and 383 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,120 Speaker 1: Netscape Navigator back in the day, how my life would 384 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: have changed. But here I am anyway, it says. She 385 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,119 Speaker 1: says he her husband used to call the local sports 386 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,920 Speaker 1: radio show while taking a bubble bath in the evening 387 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 1: after work, so they called him bubble boy. That could 388 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,679 Speaker 1: be taking for her bad. Uh. If if he can 389 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,920 Speaker 1: ever wake up early enough to become a regular caller 390 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,800 Speaker 1: to the show, would you give him a nickname? Yes, yes, 391 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: I will. I love giving out nicknames. I believe overnight 392 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 1: radio we need as many nicknames as we can possibly 393 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,520 Speaker 1: give out. The last nickname we gave out was to 394 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: Paul from Rhode Island, Plastered Paul, who earned that nickname 395 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,399 Speaker 1: and Jim says he'd be honored Living in Kansas. He's 396 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 1: a Case State fan and still calls Bill Snyder the 397 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:48,159 Speaker 1: Pope man that Manhattan, Kansas. Yeah, he can be like 398 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:53,240 Speaker 1: warm Take Jim in a warm bath. Uh. He was 399 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:57,000 Speaker 1: wondering the email rights Jim. This is from Jim's wife. 400 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 1: Jim was wondering if you could did George Brett whenever 401 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 1: you mentioned the Mendoza line, never heard of him. Thank 402 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,520 Speaker 1: you for your humorous and engaging personality there. You have 403 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 1: a lot of fun listening. Well. I will try to 404 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,159 Speaker 1: remember next time I bring up the Mendoza line, I 405 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,680 Speaker 1: will give a credit to George Brett. And I noticed 406 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,360 Speaker 1: Jim and Jim's wife there's no reference to anyone currently 407 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,639 Speaker 1: on the Kansas City Royals. And I understand why because 408 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 1: the Kansas City Royals are That's how they are this season, 409 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,919 Speaker 1: So why not I go on every week in Kansas City, Danny, 410 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: they never want to talk Royals baseball, So I wonder why. 411 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,640 Speaker 1: I wonder why that's not a topic, royals having their 412 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:47,880 Speaker 1: problems on the road. I'm Ben Mallick. Alright, come back, 413 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:54,320 Speaker 1: it's time from may call. Male continues Angelina. Mister Angelina 414 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,440 Speaker 1: writes in she says, responding to some of the things 415 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,919 Speaker 1: from last week's mail bag, she says she does intimate 416 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,359 Speaker 1: it fasting along with me, Helen and Stu, and she 417 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,360 Speaker 1: says she agrees it does work. I'm right there with yeah, absolutely. 418 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,359 Speaker 1: I even know that the studies said it didn't work. 419 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,280 Speaker 1: My my thought on that is that study was done 420 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,680 Speaker 1: by diet companies that are like, no, no, the key 421 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,680 Speaker 1: to dieting is not just intermitutefest. You know, you gotta 422 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,159 Speaker 1: take our magic potion or whatever that might be. M h. 423 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,200 Speaker 1: She says, not that you're taking a poll, but I 424 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,920 Speaker 1: agree with Danny g regarding animal crackers that they are cookies. 425 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: I also love wheat thins and could eat an entire 426 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,119 Speaker 1: box and once, yes, I don't know what that secret 427 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,920 Speaker 1: ingredient is in wheat thins, and that is the perfect 428 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:52,200 Speaker 1: mix of salt oil, oh, salt oil crack, Yes, pretty much. 429 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,080 Speaker 1: Angeline also says it would be great if you fly 430 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,200 Speaker 1: into Minneapolis St. Paul and drive to Appleton sometime when 431 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: you do at the Mallamilsa know when and where you'll 432 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 1: do a meat and great. And she also added Angelina 433 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,359 Speaker 1: that she wants to do the Apple podcast thing for 434 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: the fifth hour, but she's having a difficult time finding it. 435 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,200 Speaker 1: But it's in the description box on the podcast, Angelina, 436 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: So on your phone, assuming you're listening on your phone, 437 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,439 Speaker 1: you can. You can do it if you're on your computer, 438 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,919 Speaker 1: same same concept of plot. Click on the link and 439 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,480 Speaker 1: then page down and you'll see where you can write 440 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,719 Speaker 1: a review. And I still have that recipe you sent me, Angelina, 441 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,400 Speaker 1: I have yet to make it. I have to make 442 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 1: that at some point this summer. She sent me a 443 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 1: really cool monster cookie recipe that I've got to add. 444 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 1: I my made Macadamien nut cookies recently. Last week, I 445 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,159 Speaker 1: made my my wife's gluten free so I made some 446 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:51,639 Speaker 1: gluten free peanut buttercup cookies, which were very disappointing because 447 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,679 Speaker 1: I guess I had I screwed something up because they 448 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,359 Speaker 1: came out flat. I get really piste off when the 449 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,239 Speaker 1: cookies come out flat. It's an epic fail. That's what 450 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,160 Speaker 1: it is. An epic fail on that pancakes. Pretty much, 451 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:12,640 Speaker 1: little peanut buttercup pancakes is what I made. You've got 452 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,240 Speaker 1: mail Cliff from Nashville rights and mail back continues. He said, Ben, 453 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,119 Speaker 1: does your wife make you go shopping with her? Mine 454 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: has to touch and feel everything. When she finds what 455 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,399 Speaker 1: she wants, she doesn't buy it because it might be 456 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,280 Speaker 1: cheaper someone else somewhere else. I don't know what makes 457 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: them tick. Well. Funny enough, Cliff, you're not gonna like this, 458 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,520 Speaker 1: and we'll ask Danny about him and his Tinderoni. But 459 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 1: with me, I'm kind of like your wife more than 460 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 1: my My wife's probably like you, Cliff. She she didn't 461 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 1: care about the price. She'll buy it doesn't matter and 462 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: we'll figure it out financially. I'm like, Okay, do we 463 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,600 Speaker 1: a do we really need this? Be Let's look on Amazon, 464 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,600 Speaker 1: let's look around. Sometimes my wife will do that, but 465 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,400 Speaker 1: oftentimes she's like let's just get it. We'll buy whatever 466 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,800 Speaker 1: we need. That's it. And so I'm I'm more like 467 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: your your wife in this instance. What about you, Denny? 468 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 1: When you guys are out shopping, are you the one 469 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 1: that's like, do we really need that? Or Yeah? I'm 470 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: the one who's like that because I'm usually thinking ahead, 471 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,960 Speaker 1: trying to save for something that I really want to 472 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,840 Speaker 1: spend our money on. UM. She's been really good recently 473 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,880 Speaker 1: because we are saving up for a trip to Hawaii 474 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: in November, and we've given that advice on this podcast before. 475 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,600 Speaker 1: If you want to save money, put a goal out 476 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,440 Speaker 1: there for a trip, a nice trip that you're gonna 477 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,840 Speaker 1: save up for, so then you think twice and three 478 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 1: times about all your money decisions. Now, there are different 479 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,800 Speaker 1: levels to go into Hawaii. The most expensive part of 480 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 1: it's gonna be the lodging and the obviously the airfare. 481 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 1: You could save on lodging. Are you hotel people? You 482 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,760 Speaker 1: know Airbnb? What's the plan you can? You can even 483 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,920 Speaker 1: I was watching some YouTube videos and they have like 484 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,600 Speaker 1: these they're kind of camping things, but they're not it's 485 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,920 Speaker 1: not like outside, they're like it's weird. They're like those 486 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 1: shacks you can stay in there are supposedly like two 487 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,800 Speaker 1: hundred bucks a night or a hundred bucks a night 488 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 1: or something like that. I've mentioned before that she's a 489 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 1: hotel stob, which I don't mind because I feel like, 490 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 1: if you're gonna vacation, if you're gonna honeymoon, if you're 491 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,800 Speaker 1: gonna do anything like that, you should be in a 492 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,720 Speaker 1: better place than where you live. That's the whole point 493 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,680 Speaker 1: of saving up your money and to travel. So we 494 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,080 Speaker 1: are going to do an airbnb for half the time 495 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,320 Speaker 1: a little nice condo there in Maui, and then the 496 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: other half of the time we're gonna do a few 497 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 1: nights at a fancy resort. Yeah, I guess I got 498 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,280 Speaker 1: some money here. Gonna mix it up in the island 499 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,959 Speaker 1: hop a little bit. But it's a lot of saving up, 500 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 1: a lot of saving up. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. Which islands? 501 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: Are you planning? Like? You're gonna Maui? Where else you 502 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,880 Speaker 1: canna go? Uh? You're gonna go to Kauaii? Are you 503 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: gonna go to Oahu? Where are you heading? TB D. 504 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 1: Kauaii is in the conversation, Oh well, let me know, 505 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,640 Speaker 1: I can and tell you exactly. The beach I got 506 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,840 Speaker 1: married on it's I know, from Poipoo where you go, 507 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,280 Speaker 1: and they should put a memorial there that my my 508 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,719 Speaker 1: bachelorhood ended right on that beach, right there on the 509 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:18,400 Speaker 1: shores of of of that that little deserted beach in Kauai, 510 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,480 Speaker 1: and I wonder if they still have. There was trash 511 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: that was on not a lot. There was a little 512 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 1: trash that had come ashore from like Asia. I don't 513 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 1: know what's which country in Asia, but it had Asian 514 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,520 Speaker 1: writing on it and it floating on on the on 515 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 1: the grass or on the sand. Rather all right, what 516 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,720 Speaker 1: is next year? Let's see any meaning. I got mail, Yeah, 517 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,240 Speaker 1: I got mail, yeah, from Fulton rights in he says, 518 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,959 Speaker 1: continuing on from last week. I looked into the podcast data. 519 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,520 Speaker 1: Take that for data, put that in your pipe, and 520 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,480 Speaker 1: confirmed that downloads go up when callers get blown up 521 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 1: for cursing. If you want to start getting Joe Rogan 522 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,200 Speaker 1: like numbers, just give me the green light and I'll 523 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:08,720 Speaker 1: start letting the expletives fly whenever I call in. Mike said, blank, 524 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: my blank and blank you also now that, benns me, 525 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: we'll be driving to the studio again. I already did. 526 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to let you in on a secret to 527 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 1: save big on gas with nothing more than the length 528 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: of two uh two of a plastic tubing and a 529 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,760 Speaker 1: hated neighbor. He says, I'll explain more in a separate email. 530 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,280 Speaker 1: I look forward to that. All too good to be true? 531 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,280 Speaker 1: He he, I'm sure there's nothing nothing that could go 532 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,720 Speaker 1: wrong with that, Trevor and Tulsa writes in on the 533 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,800 Speaker 1: next mail bag. See, he says, I high bed just 534 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 1: curious how many miles from the Mallard mansion to the 535 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,320 Speaker 1: FSR studios Love the show day Shift Worker podcast listener 536 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,880 Speaker 1: Trevor in Tulsa. So this week it was roughly round 537 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:03,040 Speaker 1: trip hundred and ten miles an hour. So I'm sure 538 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,640 Speaker 1: there are people that have worse commutes than that. And 539 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: the good thing is I'm on it late night, so 540 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,160 Speaker 1: I don't have too much traffic. But wait, and ten 541 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: miles or ten miles per hour, a little bit of both, 542 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 1: you know. No, I don't I go seventy nine. I 543 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,000 Speaker 1: am the guy that goes seventy nine because I got 544 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,360 Speaker 1: told years ago by a highway patrol officer in California 545 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: here that he does not write tickets. We're seventy nine 546 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,680 Speaker 1: and below. He says, eighty and above. That's the ticket. 547 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,640 Speaker 1: So I haven't gotten a ticket knock on woods since then. 548 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,960 Speaker 1: So I keep doing that, and eventually when I get 549 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,719 Speaker 1: a ticket going seventy nine, I will then start driving 550 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,520 Speaker 1: ninety miles an hour, but for now, seventy nine until 551 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:50,720 Speaker 1: further notice. So that's that's that, Trevor, thanks for listening. 552 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,480 Speaker 1: I appreciate the day shift, the dreaded day shift, and 553 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,640 Speaker 1: the podcast. That is the odd thing. We always bring 554 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,560 Speaker 1: this up Danny doing the overnight show. We have so 555 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,840 Speaker 1: many people listen on the podcast. One of the reasons 556 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,000 Speaker 1: we're doing this podcast is because the podcast numbers have 557 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,480 Speaker 1: been so good from the radio show. And every once 558 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,719 Speaker 1: in a while I'll sit there, like in the middle 559 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,040 Speaker 1: of the show, do you think more people are gonna 560 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 1: hear this on delay on demand than are listening right now? 561 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,799 Speaker 1: You never know, You never know who's out. So that's 562 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 1: hard to do though, because you're on so many hundreds 563 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,440 Speaker 1: of affiliates. Yeah, no, it's true, and it is always 564 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,560 Speaker 1: odd to me. I had this experience this week where 565 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 1: like the last part of the show, I think there's 566 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,479 Speaker 1: a bigger audience because it's early morning drive and people 567 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,920 Speaker 1: are getting their start going to work and yes, that's right. Okay. 568 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:43,560 Speaker 1: Next up is Falls fan Jimmy from Big Orange Country SYS. 569 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,000 Speaker 1: For both of you, could you can play any position 570 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:51,279 Speaker 1: on all three major sports? What would it be? And 571 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,080 Speaker 1: for who? No favorite teams allowed. I think we've gotten 572 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:59,880 Speaker 1: this version of this one before. Valls fan Jimmy. Quality 573 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,680 Speaker 1: of life. If you're a pitcher, you pitch once every 574 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,920 Speaker 1: five days. I know you have to work out and 575 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,880 Speaker 1: do that stuff, but once that every five days, quarterback 576 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,239 Speaker 1: once every seven days, although you can get your ass kicked. Yeah, 577 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 1: what would you go with Danny? You know, when I 578 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 1: was a little kid, it was at the very end 579 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,919 Speaker 1: of his career, but I loved watching Joe Morgan play 580 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,480 Speaker 1: second base smooth. Yes, And the very first baseball glove 581 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,080 Speaker 1: I got was a hand me down from my uncle 582 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:35,560 Speaker 1: and it had Joe Morgan's signature in the glove. So yeah, 583 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: So I guess I would go with second base because 584 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:44,640 Speaker 1: of the old Red's great um. Yeah. For football, I 585 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,160 Speaker 1: mean I love playing running back as a kid, juke 586 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,640 Speaker 1: and and give in and making people miss, breaking ankles, 587 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,480 Speaker 1: the spin move. You could be like a human video game, 588 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,279 Speaker 1: which is why we loved watching Barry Sanders carry the rock. 589 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,480 Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, he was the joystick on the field, 590 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:10,560 Speaker 1: moving all over the place. Jason from Rocky Mount, Virginia. Right, 591 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:15,400 Speaker 1: so come back, it's sign from now I'll call and 592 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,359 Speaker 1: says so, Ben, since you've been notified that you will 593 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,240 Speaker 1: be making tracks from the north Woods to the studio, 594 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,719 Speaker 1: have they told you what days you have to make 595 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,319 Speaker 1: the journey? And will it be even further when the 596 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,240 Speaker 1: studio moves later this year? That is an interesting question. 597 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,200 Speaker 1: I believe it will be about the same. It might 598 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,200 Speaker 1: even be a little closer from where I'm living right now. Yes, 599 00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,000 Speaker 1: for you, it'll be closer, Okay, So for me it'll 600 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,160 Speaker 1: be a little closer. For you, it'll be a little further, Jason. 601 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,920 Speaker 1: I I don't have a set schedule. I think it's 602 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,640 Speaker 1: pretty fluid week the week, and so that's good, that's 603 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 1: a bonus. It's a blessing and a curse. So it's 604 00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,200 Speaker 1: good that I have the ability to kind of make 605 00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: my own schedule as far as when I come in. 606 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 1: But it's bad because sometimes if I don't do it 607 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,439 Speaker 1: the first couple of days a week, then I gotta 608 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,040 Speaker 1: go back to back and belly to belly and all that. 609 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,480 Speaker 1: But we'll see how this goes. I saw Jason and Harmon. 610 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,360 Speaker 1: I hadn't seen them and both of them together in 611 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,800 Speaker 1: a long time, a couple of years. But thank you Jason, 612 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,839 Speaker 1: appreciate that. I wonder how far away I was from 613 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,680 Speaker 1: Rocky Mount, Virginia when I was in the Hampton Roads area. 614 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,319 Speaker 1: Neil and Jasper, Indiana. Right, since it says can you 615 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,960 Speaker 1: reveal what happened when you got a six month and 616 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,040 Speaker 1: twenty six day layoff from Fox Sports Radio? If you 617 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,319 Speaker 1: can't reveal, will you tell us in a book someday? Well, 618 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,359 Speaker 1: can't close the deal, Neil. I will absolutely tell tell 619 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:46,040 Speaker 1: all books about that entire episode. And I've told versions 620 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,200 Speaker 1: of this story over the years, but uh, it was 621 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,160 Speaker 1: it was an interesting time. In fact that on the 622 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,719 Speaker 1: Mallard Town podcast I got into this a little bit. 623 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,320 Speaker 1: I told a version of the story of the Mallardtown podcast. 624 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,359 Speaker 1: So when that drops, maybe it's out right now you'll 625 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,360 Speaker 1: hear some of what happened, which led to my brief 626 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,800 Speaker 1: what do you call sabbatical on the beach and radio? 627 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,560 Speaker 1: We call it on the beach, hanging out on the 628 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,480 Speaker 1: beach here. One part of that story I do remember 629 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,600 Speaker 1: is what they replaced you with was like, quote unquote 630 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,560 Speaker 1: best of moments. Yeah. Yeah, it was called the Soup, 631 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,080 Speaker 1: The Fox Sports Radio Soup was what it was called, 632 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,399 Speaker 1: and it was a rip off. Is that show still 633 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,600 Speaker 1: on a Comedy Central? There was a I don't think 634 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,400 Speaker 1: that's on anymore. It could be wrong, but um a 635 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,120 Speaker 1: recap basically of everything that happened on the network that 636 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:41,120 Speaker 1: that day, right, Yeah, And I was told by somebody 637 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,160 Speaker 1: that worked at the company after I was gone that 638 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,839 Speaker 1: it took so much time in production to put all 639 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:50,200 Speaker 1: that together and it was a nightmare. So I don't 640 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,600 Speaker 1: know if that's true or not. Maybe they're just trying 641 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,440 Speaker 1: to make me feel better, but they were. There were 642 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,760 Speaker 1: a lot of people complaining because it was that sounds 643 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:01,600 Speaker 1: about right, because first you got a pinpoint highlights from 644 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,719 Speaker 1: each show. Then you'd have to edit those and put 645 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,120 Speaker 1: them all together and then host them. So that seems 646 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,920 Speaker 1: like it would be much harder than actually having the 647 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,399 Speaker 1: guy on that people want to listen to live Go 648 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,839 Speaker 1: after Yourself, San Diego. Well, I'm biased, but I agree 649 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,480 Speaker 1: with you, so I'm biased. Terry and England rights in 650 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,279 Speaker 1: real quick. He says, if you and Danny g need 651 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,000 Speaker 1: a tutorial on cricket sometime, I'll be able to do that. 652 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,239 Speaker 1: It's the only other sport that I commit to, says 653 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,360 Speaker 1: Terry and England. And I think we'll end on that note. 654 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,080 Speaker 1: Uh So we have a bunch of other email too 655 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,040 Speaker 1: with Paul and cub fan Mike, Paul from Montana cup fan, 656 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,960 Speaker 1: Mike from Fort Wayne, everyone else here. We will have 657 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,120 Speaker 1: to get you next time so to send a question 658 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,839 Speaker 1: in and hopefully we'll have time to get to your 659 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,600 Speaker 1: email questions next year and next week, not next year, 660 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,399 Speaker 1: next week. I was like, man, you're taking a break. Yeah, 661 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,160 Speaker 1: I'm taking a little Yeah, I have a question for 662 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,600 Speaker 1: you mail question for Ben Mallard. Okay, it's exciting. Yes, 663 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:06,080 Speaker 1: this came up in the G Household recently. Chloe, who 664 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:10,719 Speaker 1: we talked about last week, are eleven year old fart consultant. Yes, 665 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:16,560 Speaker 1: she helped the Tinderoni pick out the perfect watermelon. Chloe 666 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,200 Speaker 1: did something she claims that she saw on YouTube. She 667 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,640 Speaker 1: was knocking on each watermelon to listen to how it sounded, 668 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,719 Speaker 1: and she was looking for a lot of white stripes 669 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,600 Speaker 1: on the watermelon. I ask you, because you know it 670 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,640 Speaker 1: was very red when we cut it open, but it 671 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:39,879 Speaker 1: didn't have any flavor, so it was a fail. How 672 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,880 Speaker 1: do you pick the perfect watermelon? Well, as you know, 673 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,279 Speaker 1: I'm a watermelon expert. For years, I worked in the 674 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:49,960 Speaker 1: watermelon industry, the industrial complex of watermelons. Uh. Now, I 675 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,880 Speaker 1: have heard my buddy tells me that the key is 676 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 1: that she's clothes right. You want to get the watermelon 677 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,440 Speaker 1: with a lot of scratch marks on it, because that's 678 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,040 Speaker 1: I think they said. The bees, I think it is 679 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,759 Speaker 1: that are trying to get into the watermelon, or some 680 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,160 Speaker 1: kind of bugs trying to get into the watermelon, because 681 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,200 Speaker 1: that means it's the sweetest. And that's a dead giveaway 682 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,879 Speaker 1: that that's like a really good bottomelon. That's what I've heard. 683 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,359 Speaker 1: If it looks like a bug has been trying to 684 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,239 Speaker 1: invade the watermelon, yes, because that tells you something really 685 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,400 Speaker 1: good in there because the bug wants to get it, 686 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,600 Speaker 1: so you should you have an opportunity to get what's 687 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,120 Speaker 1: in there. And I always when I was picking watermelons before, 688 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,399 Speaker 1: I always just get the brightest green one. I said, 689 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 1: I don't want one, so I scratched up. But those 690 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,480 Speaker 1: are supposedly the ones that are the greatest watermelon. But 691 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,799 Speaker 1: it's it's hit and miss, right, hit and miss. I'm 692 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,479 Speaker 1: gonna get a lot of emails about this. Uh well yeah, sure. 693 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,040 Speaker 1: It's like the price of gas, right, there's at bottom. 694 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,560 Speaker 1: I ready to bring the gas. Yeah. Anyway, you'll be 695 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,359 Speaker 1: in studio right. You said that at the beginning, you'll 696 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,080 Speaker 1: hit a couple of nights this week, which is great. 697 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,200 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna first of all, it's Sunday, so I'm 698 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,720 Speaker 1: gonna go in for the very fun Coveno and Rich show, 699 00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,759 Speaker 1: which is the after noon into the evening, and then 700 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,520 Speaker 1: the lead into your show, which is Arnie Spaniard and 701 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,000 Speaker 1: Chris Plank ends at eleven pm local time here on 702 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,600 Speaker 1: the West Coast, the start of the Ben Mallor Show, 703 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,239 Speaker 1: and then your second show of the week. I'll be 704 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,920 Speaker 1: in Monday night, and I'll also be in for your 705 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:22,320 Speaker 1: Tuesday night into Wednesday morning show, the Microphone Throttler. Awesome, 706 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,879 Speaker 1: it's gonna be great to have you back on the 707 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:29,439 Speaker 1: weekday show, Danny. Look forward to that, and have a 708 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,319 Speaker 1: great rest of the day today and we'll do it 709 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:38,239 Speaker 1: all over again. Cannot wait, can't wait. Cannot wait be 710 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,000 Speaker 1: deja vu all over again. I'll catch you then Asta 711 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,120 Speaker 1: pasta population