Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.
Speaker 1: Phone tap, Danielle, tell us all about your phone tap.
Speaker 2: All right, So Paul is phone tapping his mom because
Speaker 2: his mom just started giving piano lessons and you know
Speaker 2: what she put up in the grocery store, one of
Speaker 2: those things that says piano lessons and you rip one
Speaker 2: off and oh my gosh, well she's not having a
Speaker 2: lot of luck. It's all like nutcases calling her. So
Speaker 2: of course, miss moscallopsis will just add to the fund. Oh,
Speaker 2: miss marsh a Nutchase, not at all. Let's see what
Speaker 2: happens in today's piano lessons. Phone tap.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, yes, hello, yes hah, I'm calling about the
Speaker 2: the piano lessons.
Speaker 1: Hi er. I do teach lessons on Thursday, Friday and
Speaker 1: Saturdays here at my house.
Speaker 2: My son Marvin, he works, and uh, he's got to
Speaker 2: drive me because I can't drive. I'm an old lady.
Speaker 2: So he drives me and I need to come on
Speaker 2: a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what we can. We can make
Speaker 1: an arrangement for the first lesson and then see how
Speaker 1: that goes.
Speaker 2: Well, noon, does that work for you? No?
Speaker 1: I was if it was on Tuesday, it has to
Speaker 1: be late in the evening, I know.
Speaker 2: But on Tuesday night I bought mylan order.
Speaker 1: Read out there. They're thirty dollars for the first lesson.
Speaker 2: I thought they were free because I saw the sign
Speaker 2: in grocery store and it said piano lessons and so everything.
Speaker 2: Everything that's hanging up in the grocery store it's free.
Speaker 2: That's well.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of other free things, but
Speaker 1: mine is not. I assure you that though it's very
Speaker 1: much worth.
Speaker 2: The money, dollars is very expensive. Now how much, How no,
Speaker 2: I don't think I can we thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: It's actually, you know, below standard for lessons. But this
Speaker 1: is how I make my living. And I promise you
Speaker 1: that it's all right. I give you.
Speaker 2: I'll give you two dollars, because thirty dollars is a
Speaker 2: lot of money.
Speaker 1: But two dollars, I'm sorry. I can't charge a less
Speaker 1: than that. But I would be very happy to teach
Speaker 1: you if you want to come back to me, you know,
Speaker 1: when you have some money or maybe talking.
Speaker 2: It's a lesson for thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: It's a half hour lesson, thirty dollars for.
Speaker 2: A half hour.
Speaker 1: You're robbing people, ma'am. I'm uh, I'm an old lady.
Speaker 2: I should get the senior's discount.
Speaker 1: Don't you have a seniors discount? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I what.
Speaker 1: I'll get back to you about this. I thank you
Speaker 1: for calling with your interests. Have a nice day, ma'am.
Speaker 1: But I give you excuse me.
Speaker 2: I didn't give you my phone number and my name,
Speaker 2: Miss marshallapses none of his most lapses. Hello, Hello, I
Speaker 2: think we got disconnected. I'm sorry. I wanted to give
Speaker 2: you all my information.
Speaker 1: Ma'am. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm booked and book four. I can't help you.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll be there Tuesday to seventy six. Bro
Speaker 2: noware arms and I'll be the tuesday and I'll bring my.
Speaker 1: Hold on my address? Was my address was not on
Speaker 1: the slet? How do you have my dress?
Speaker 2: My son Moven just got me a computer and so
Speaker 2: I've been learning how to use the Google.
Speaker 1: Just so listen, I need to bring anything special for
Speaker 1: the No, you need to bring nothing. Uh don't don't, ma'am. No,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: My son Marvin's very excited about my listens because you know,
Speaker 2: he's a big penist and he has been going around town.
Speaker 2: He brings his penis wherever he goes.
Speaker 1: No, ma'am, listen, you cannot.
Speaker 2: Call her want to be a good penist too, So
Speaker 2: that's why I listen, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I need to know that you're not going to come
Speaker 1: by my house.
Speaker 2: Just don't do that, Okay, I'll see you Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Don't come here.
Speaker 2: I'm an old lady. You don't like old papers.
Speaker 1: Respects love old ladies. But ma'am, you are just you
Speaker 1: are crazy. You are an insane old woman. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying I do know, well, you just shut up and
Speaker 1: listen when I tell.
Speaker 2: You're in Paul with me when I come.
Speaker 1: How do you know, Paul, Because.
Speaker 2: Paul's phone tapping you right now?
Speaker 1: What Paul, Paul, I am going to hurt you, Paul,
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