WEBVTT - Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants Piano Lessons

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 1>Phone tap, Danielle, tell us all about your phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So Paul is phone tapping his mom because

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<v Speaker 2>his mom just started giving piano lessons and you know

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<v Speaker 2>what she put up in the grocery store, one of

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<v Speaker 2>those things that says piano lessons and you rip one

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<v Speaker 2>off and oh my gosh, well she's not having a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of luck. It's all like nutcases calling her. So

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<v Speaker 2>of course, miss moscallopsis will just add to the fund. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>miss marsh a Nutchase, not at all. Let's see what

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<v Speaker 2>happens in today's piano lessons. Phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, hello, yes, hello, yes hah, I'm calling about the

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<v Speaker 2>the piano lessons.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi er. I do teach lessons on Thursday, Friday and

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<v Speaker 1>Saturdays here at my house.

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<v Speaker 2>My son Marvin, he works, and uh, he's got to

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<v Speaker 2>drive me because I can't drive. I'm an old lady.

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<v Speaker 2>So he drives me and I need to come on

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<v Speaker 2>a Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'll tell you what we can. We can make

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<v Speaker 1>an arrangement for the first lesson and then see how

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<v Speaker 1>that goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, noon, does that work for you? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I was if it was on Tuesday, it has to

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<v Speaker 1>be late in the evening, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>But on Tuesday night I bought mylan order.

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<v Speaker 1>Read out there. They're thirty dollars for the first lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they were free because I saw the sign

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<v Speaker 2>in grocery store and it said piano lessons and so everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything that's hanging up in the grocery store it's free.

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<v Speaker 2>That's well.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's a lot of other free things, but

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<v Speaker 1>mine is not. I assure you that though it's very

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<v Speaker 1>much worth.

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<v Speaker 2>The money, dollars is very expensive. Now how much, How no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I can we thirty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually, you know, below standard for lessons. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is how I make my living. And I promise you

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<v Speaker 1>that it's all right. I give you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you two dollars, because thirty dollars is a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>But two dollars, I'm sorry. I can't charge a less

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<v Speaker 1>than that. But I would be very happy to teach

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<v Speaker 1>you if you want to come back to me, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when you have some money or maybe talking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lesson for thirty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a half hour lesson, thirty dollars for.

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<v Speaker 2>A half hour.

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<v Speaker 1>You're robbing people, ma'am. I'm uh, I'm an old lady.

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<v Speaker 2>I should get the senior's discount.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you have a seniors discount? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get back to you about this. I thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for calling with your interests. Have a nice day, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>But I give you excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't give you my phone number and my name,

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<v Speaker 2>Miss marshallapses none of his most lapses. Hello, Hello, I

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<v Speaker 2>think we got disconnected. I'm sorry. I wanted to give

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<v Speaker 2>you all my information.

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<v Speaker 1>Ma'am. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm booked and book four. I can't help you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'll be there Tuesday to seventy six. Bro

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<v Speaker 2>noware arms and I'll be the tuesday and I'll bring my.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on my address? Was my address was not on

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<v Speaker 1>the slet? How do you have my dress?

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<v Speaker 2>My son Moven just got me a computer and so

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<v Speaker 2>I've been learning how to use the Google.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so listen, I need to bring anything special for

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<v Speaker 1>the No, you need to bring nothing. Uh don't don't, ma'am. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>My son Marvin's very excited about my listens because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's a big penist and he has been going around town.

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<v Speaker 2>He brings his penis wherever he goes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, ma'am, listen, you cannot.

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<v Speaker 2>Call her want to be a good penist too, So

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<v Speaker 2>that's why I listen, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know that you're not going to come

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<v Speaker 1>by my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't do that, Okay, I'll see you Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't come here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an old lady. You don't like old papers.

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<v Speaker 1>Respects love old ladies. But ma'am, you are just you

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<v Speaker 1>are crazy. You are an insane old woman. What I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying I do know, well, you just shut up and

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<v Speaker 1>listen when I tell.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in Paul with me when I come.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know, Paul, Because.

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<v Speaker 2>Paul's phone tapping you right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What Paul, Paul, I am going to hurt you, Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to meet Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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