1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:01,600 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran. 3 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: Phone tap, Danielle, tell us all about your phone tap. 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 2: All right, So Paul is phone tapping his mom because 5 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,639 Speaker 2: his mom just started giving piano lessons and you know 6 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 2: what she put up in the grocery store, one of 7 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 2: those things that says piano lessons and you rip one 8 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 2: off and oh my gosh, well she's not having a 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 2: lot of luck. It's all like nutcases calling her. So 10 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 2: of course, miss moscallopsis will just add to the fund. Oh, 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,159 Speaker 2: miss marsh a Nutchase, not at all. Let's see what 12 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 2: happens in today's piano lessons. Phone tap. 13 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: Here we go. 14 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 2: Hello, hello, yes, hello, yes hah, I'm calling about the 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 2: the piano lessons. 16 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 1: Hi er. I do teach lessons on Thursday, Friday and 17 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: Saturdays here at my house. 18 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 2: My son Marvin, he works, and uh, he's got to 19 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 2: drive me because I can't drive. I'm an old lady. 20 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 2: So he drives me and I need to come on 21 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:51,599 Speaker 2: a Tuesday. 22 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what we can. We can make 23 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 1: an arrangement for the first lesson and then see how 24 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: that goes. 25 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 2: Well, noon, does that work for you? No? 26 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 1: I was if it was on Tuesday, it has to 27 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: be late in the evening, I know. 28 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 2: But on Tuesday night I bought mylan order. 29 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: Read out there. They're thirty dollars for the first lesson. 30 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 2: I thought they were free because I saw the sign 31 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,400 Speaker 2: in grocery store and it said piano lessons and so everything. 32 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 2: Everything that's hanging up in the grocery store it's free. 33 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 2: That's well. 34 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of other free things, but 35 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: mine is not. I assure you that though it's very 36 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 1: much worth. 37 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 2: The money, dollars is very expensive. Now how much, How no, 38 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 2: I don't think I can we thirty dollars. 39 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: It's actually, you know, below standard for lessons. But this 40 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 1: is how I make my living. And I promise you 41 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 1: that it's all right. I give you. 42 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 2: I'll give you two dollars, because thirty dollars is a 43 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 2: lot of money. 44 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: But two dollars, I'm sorry. I can't charge a less 45 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: than that. But I would be very happy to teach 46 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: you if you want to come back to me, you know, 47 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: when you have some money or maybe talking. 48 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 2: It's a lesson for thirty dollars. 49 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: It's a half hour lesson, thirty dollars for. 50 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: A half hour. 51 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: You're robbing people, ma'am. I'm uh, I'm an old lady. 52 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 2: I should get the senior's discount. 53 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: Don't you have a seniors discount? Yeah? 54 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 2: I what. 55 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: I'll get back to you about this. I thank you 56 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: for calling with your interests. Have a nice day, ma'am. 57 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: But I give you excuse me. 58 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 2: I didn't give you my phone number and my name, 59 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 2: Miss marshallapses none of his most lapses. Hello, Hello, I 60 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 2: think we got disconnected. I'm sorry. I wanted to give 61 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 2: you all my information. 62 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: Ma'am. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm sorry. 63 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: I'm booked and book four. I can't help you. 64 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 2: All right, I'll be there Tuesday to seventy six. Bro 65 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 2: noware arms and I'll be the tuesday and I'll bring my. 66 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: Hold on my address? Was my address was not on 67 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: the slet? How do you have my dress? 68 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 2: My son Moven just got me a computer and so 69 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 2: I've been learning how to use the Google. 70 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: Just so listen, I need to bring anything special for 71 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 1: the No, you need to bring nothing. Uh don't don't, ma'am. No, 72 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: I can't. 73 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 2: My son Marvin's very excited about my listens because you know, 74 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 2: he's a big penist and he has been going around town. 75 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 2: He brings his penis wherever he goes. 76 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: No, ma'am, listen, you cannot. 77 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 2: Call her want to be a good penist too, So 78 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,119 Speaker 2: that's why I listen, ma'am. 79 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: I need to know that you're not going to come 80 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: by my house. 81 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 2: Just don't do that, Okay, I'll see you Tuesday. 82 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: Don't come here. 83 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 2: I'm an old lady. You don't like old papers. 84 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: Respects love old ladies. But ma'am, you are just you 85 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: are crazy. You are an insane old woman. What I'm 86 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: saying I do know, well, you just shut up and 87 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: listen when I tell. 88 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 2: You're in Paul with me when I come. 89 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: How do you know, Paul, Because. 90 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 2: Paul's phone tapping you right now? 91 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: What Paul, Paul, I am going to hurt you, Paul, 92 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: I'm going to meet Elvis Durand's phone tap. 93 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 2: This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by 94 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 2: all participants. 95 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in 96 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: the Morning Show