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Speaker 4: We've got so much to talk about tonight.
Speaker 5: Donald Trump is releasing a new line of hats for
Speaker 5: your weird uncle to wear. America's cover charge is about
Speaker 5: to go up, and Elon Musk does handstuff. So let's
Speaker 5: get right into it.
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Speaker 4: Today. It was a big day for Donald Trump.
Speaker 5: He had a meeting with every member of his cabinet
Speaker 5: and he even invited the president. By the way, thanks
Speaker 5: for dressing up, Elon. Don't let us keep you from
Speaker 5: a blackjack tournament in two thousand and six. But yes,
Speaker 5: Elon did have a seat at the table, well, not
Speaker 5: an actual seat. He was more looming over it like
Speaker 5: an ed, hardy sith lord. And some reporters wondered if
Speaker 5: that created tension with the actual cabinet members, given that
Speaker 5: he keeps trying to fire all of their staff.
Speaker 6: President Trump put out a truth social today saying that
Speaker 6: everybody in the cabinet was happy with you.
Speaker 7: I just wondered if that's if you had heard otherwise.
Speaker 1: And if you had heard anything about members of the cabinet,
Speaker 1: you weren't happy with the way things were.
Speaker 7: Going, and let the cabinets make just for.
Speaker 6: If you are well, throw him at It's.
Speaker 5: Nice to know that someone gets a vote on whether
Speaker 5: Elon must should be running the country. It would have
Speaker 5: been awkward if someone started to raise their hand before everyone.
Speaker 4: Else started clapping me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I wasn't raising my hand. I was just
Speaker 5: about to do a Nazi salute.
Speaker 4: You good save.
Speaker 5: So everyone is proud of the job that Elon is doing,
Speaker 5: and Elon agrees, and I should say we also we
Speaker 5: won't make mistakes.
Speaker 1: We won't be perfect, but when we make mistake, we'll
Speaker 1: fix it pretty quickly.
Speaker 5: So for example, with USAID, one of the things.
Speaker 1: We've accidentally canceled very briefly was Ebola bola prevention.
Speaker 3: I think we will want ebola prevention, so we were
Speaker 3: stilled the Evola prevention immediately.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry you accidentally, Verry briefly canceled what I hate
Speaker 5: to be giving efficiency notes to the efficiency master. But
Speaker 5: perhaps next time we keep a Bola prevention going the
Speaker 5: whole time. Is Elon really asking for a credit for
Speaker 5: credit for only canceling a bola prevention a little bit?
Speaker 4: It's like he dropped a baby and went, what look,
Speaker 4: how fast I picked it up five second rolled.
Speaker 5: I think we should be a little more careful, especially
Speaker 5: when we're already dealing with the measles outbreak.
Speaker 4: But don't worry, Elon is not in charge of that.
Speaker 4: RFK Junior is.
Speaker 8: There's one hundred and twenty four people who have contracted
Speaker 8: measles at this point, mainly we're told in the men
Speaker 8: A Night Community there are two people who have died.
Speaker 8: But uh, we're watching it, so it's not unusual. We
Speaker 8: have out breaks every year.
Speaker 4: Quick question.
Speaker 5: When you say we have measles outbreaks every year, are
Speaker 5: you talking about America or like you right now it
Speaker 5: sounds like you might take out that whole room and
Speaker 5: that would be terrible. But yes, URFK is overseeing the
Speaker 5: measles outbreak and he has promised promise that he will personally,
Speaker 5: if the hospital allows it, consume all of the corpses
Speaker 5: of those infectis.
Speaker 4: So he's really stand to it.
Speaker 5: And this cabinet meeting was kind of a waste of time, Okay,
Speaker 5: but Trump has been getting some stuff done. For example,
Speaker 5: yesterday he signed an executive order that forces hospitals to
Speaker 5: be transparent with their prices. And look, that seems like
Speaker 5: a good idea, and I am perfectly capable of been
Speaker 5: minting it. When Donald Trump did something good, When Donald
Speaker 5: Trump did something good, good, when.
Speaker 4: Donald Trump did something good, I can't say it. I
Speaker 4: can't say it. Why is this so hard?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: Thank god? Those don't come along very often. Of course,
Speaker 4: because it's Donald Trump.
Speaker 5: Most people will never hear about this price transparency thing,
Speaker 5: because at the same meeting he seemed more interested in
Speaker 5: doing stuff like this.
Speaker 7: Do you have one of those? Trump was right about everything?
Speaker 6: Has to me this, Ye, give me all of them.
Speaker 7: Look, see that Trump was right about everything?
Speaker 1: Just came in.
Speaker 6: Somebody said that.
Speaker 7: I said, this was sent in by a fan. I said,
Speaker 7: I think we should make some of them right. But
Speaker 7: we were pretty much you.
Speaker 6: Won't want.
Speaker 5: Okay, First of all, that is way too much text.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 5: If your hat needs a book, it's not a good hat.
Speaker 5: And look, I hate to quibble with the hat. But
Speaker 5: Trump wasn't right about everything. Okay, there were a couple
Speaker 5: of small things. I don't know Haitian immigrants weren't eating
Speaker 5: cats and dogs. There wasn't fifty million dollars worth of
Speaker 5: condom sent to Gaza. Belgium is not a city. The
Speaker 5: twenty twenty election wasn't stolen.
Speaker 4: China doesn't.
Speaker 5: China doesn't operate the Panama Canal, nor does it.
Speaker 4: And the best taco.
Speaker 5: Bulls are not made at the Trump Tower grill. But yes,
Speaker 5: other than that, Trump was right about everything. Now, I'm
Speaker 5: not trying to be a hater, but if you're going
Speaker 5: to own a hat with a ridiculous lie on it,
Speaker 5: at least make it a fun ridiculous lie, which is why.
Speaker 4: I'm selling these.
Speaker 5: Garfield did nine to eleven get yours today before.
Speaker 4: He finishes the job.
Speaker 5: But obviously Trump didn't bring everybody into the Oval office
Speaker 5: just to sell hats.
Speaker 4: He was there to sell something much more fancy.
Speaker 7: We're going to be selling a gold card. You have
Speaker 7: a green card. This is a gold card. We're going
Speaker 7: to be putting a price on that card of about
Speaker 7: five million dollars, and that's going to give you Green
Speaker 7: card privileges plus.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, green card privileges plus see I was still
Speaker 5: getting America with ads.
Speaker 4: Quick question It's a quick question.
Speaker 5: If I'm unhappy with America, can I cancel my subscription
Speaker 5: after seven days?
Speaker 4: I am curious. What does this gold card do.
Speaker 7: It's going to be a rep to citizenship and wealthy
Speaker 7: people will be coming into our country by buying this card.
Speaker 7: They'll be wealthy, and they'll be successful, and they'll be
Speaker 7: spending a lot of money.
Speaker 5: Did this guy just put a cover charge on America?
Speaker 5: It's five million dollars to get in, but he'll waive
Speaker 5: it if you bring in three hot girls with you.
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess it beats the old way of
Speaker 5: becoming a citizen, which was to marry Donald Trump. But still,
Speaker 5: I feel like immigrant stories are going to be a
Speaker 5: lot less inspiring in the future. My grandfather came to
Speaker 5: this country with nothing but five million dollars and the
Speaker 5: clothes in his custom Louis Vuitton five piece. Trump said,
Speaker 5: although we have to admit I don't totally hate the
Speaker 5: idea of buying your way into to a country.
Speaker 4: Hey, Canada, how you doing, girl. I'm just gonna come
Speaker 4: out and say it. I want to be in you
Speaker 4: and listen.
Speaker 5: I don't have five million dollars, but I do have
Speaker 5: four dollars and a cough drop and this orange hat.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about it.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 5: You might be thinking, wait a second, If the US
Speaker 5: is just going to put citizenship up for sale, doesn't
Speaker 5: that mean that any monster can buy one as long
Speaker 5: as they're rich.
Speaker 4: Well, according to Trump, mm.
Speaker 6: Hmm, Russian oligark be eligible forty gold car Yeah.
Speaker 7: Possibly, Hey, I know some Russian oligarch said are very
Speaker 7: nice people.
Speaker 4: It's possibly.
Speaker 5: Seems like Trump watched Anora, and his takeaway from that
Speaker 5: movie was, we need to do more to help out
Speaker 5: that rich Russian teenager.
Speaker 4: He's so good at sex.
Speaker 5: But if you're letting Russians come into the country, you
Speaker 5: gotta be careful. Okay, I don't want to engage in stereotypes,
Speaker 5: but if you let a Russian in, then there's going
Speaker 5: to be a smaller Russian inside of him, and then
Speaker 5: an even smaller Russian inside of him, and on and
Speaker 5: on and on.
Speaker 4: There's always another careful bottom line.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure I like the idea of a special
Speaker 5: card that gives rich people unique access to America. But
Speaker 5: if we were going in that direction, we have an
Speaker 5: idea for how to market.
Speaker 2: It for centuries the world's poor and hungry have flocked
Speaker 2: to America's shores, and now you can jump that line
Speaker 2: introducing the Trump Gold Card.
Speaker 10: Million dollars you get Citizenshick plus exclusive access to Wyoming. Yeah,
Speaker 10: you get to vote twice and best of all, the
Speaker 10: Delta Skyloud peak hours on and for a ten million more,
Speaker 10: you get the Trump Platinum Card.
Speaker 2: Better than go you get two laws a year, a
Speaker 2: free Continental Breakfast, got jeez, three months of Apple TV
Speaker 2: plus and a god want more the Trump Black Card,
Speaker 2: that Platinum car you get your face, I'm not rushmore,
Speaker 2: suck at Lincoln your own star on the flat, and
Speaker 2: even better, the Delta sky Lounge. He goes ownly had
Speaker 2: enough you because here's the Trump Diamond Card, VIP swim
Speaker 2: hours in the Gulf of America, a dozen eggs box
Speaker 2: seats at the Kennedy Center next to Leon Gogo at
Speaker 2: the end of the Diamond card lets you to help
Speaker 2: anyone with a gold car should have paid more, and
Speaker 2: it works at Dave and Busters. And don't forget the
Speaker 2: Delta Skuyloud still off pat Baity Bunch, the Trump immigration
Speaker 2: card aint in China.
Speaker 5: If there's one thing we've learned about Elon Musk. It's
Speaker 5: said he's a very graceful man who's comfortable in his
Speaker 5: own body. But how did he get that way? Well,
Speaker 5: good news we found the man responsible.
Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, mister Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: Double first, double first, and more. He nailed it, so proud.
Speaker 1: My name is Jon Lehmann. I am Elon Musk's normal
Speaker 1: body movement choreography. I am responsible for all the very
Speaker 1: normal movements you see elor In Musk making with his
Speaker 1: body on a daily basis. Elone is a wonderful pupil.
Speaker 1: He might not necessarily have the coordination of a great
Speaker 1: dancer or the talent or ability general control over his limbs,
Speaker 1: but he does have the money. I would rate his
Speaker 1: dancing somewhere between Stephen Hawking and Michael Jackson after he died. Luckily,
Speaker 1: I'm one of the great choreographers on this earth. One
Speaker 1: of my proudest routines is Elon's trademark X sleep. I
Speaker 1: worked for meeks trying to invent the right room. I
Speaker 1: was really struggling until I watched children performing for Kim.
Speaker 5: Jong un.
Speaker 1: F'symon Beautiful. Did you see it?
Speaker 4: Mother?
Speaker 1: He did look like a kangaroo with lyme disease. Well,
Speaker 1: that was the point. You don't respect my craft. My
Speaker 1: first big gig was actually a stage production of high
Speaker 1: school musical on Jeffrey Epstein's Island. I've choreographed dances for
Speaker 1: some of the great super rich dancers of our time,
Speaker 1: Bill Gates, Steve Balmer, Yo Yo Siwa. Three days before
Speaker 1: the inauguration, Elone told me he wanted to develop a
Speaker 1: signature move like Trump's double handy. He wanted to send
Speaker 1: his heart out.
Speaker 2: To the crowd.
Speaker 1: He told me he wanted it to look like Adolf,
Speaker 1: of course, to the twentieth century Russian ballet dancer Adolph Bohm.
Speaker 1: So we worked and worked until eventually we landed on
Speaker 1: our final solution. Elon's about to send his heart out
Speaker 1: to the crowd. People are gonna love it. His quatch
Speaker 1: here he goes if he just oh no, that must
Speaker 1: have been a mistake. Surely he won't do it again.
Speaker 1: He did it again.
Speaker 4: Okay, my heart goes out to you.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 4: Of course I didn't know he was going to do that.
Speaker 4: He was supposed to send his heart out to the crowd.
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be like this, obviously, that is
Speaker 1: not what we rehearsed by that.
Speaker 3: Please don't fire me, Jojo.
Speaker 1: Things have been hard since the incident. I lost my job, house,
Speaker 1: and my scarf, but I did land a new job.
Speaker 1: I have been asked to be the singing coach for
Speaker 1: RFK Junior RKA. It's La La La, not a.
Speaker 4: Rosebud Baker will be joining me on.
Speaker 3: This shold well let today. So my guest is a.
Speaker 5: Comedian actor, an Emmy Award winning writer for SNL. Her
Speaker 5: latest stand up special for Netflix is called The mother Load.
Speaker 5: Please welcome rosebud Baker, whoa warm up guy does his job.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, Vince is in a fool he that's exactly
Speaker 5: what he's doing. I am so happy to have you on.
Speaker 5: Congratulations on your special.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I enjoyed it so much. I was so excited to
Speaker 5: have you on to talk about it. So you you
Speaker 5: filmed half of this special when you were eight months pregnant, yes,
Speaker 5: and then half of the special after you had your
Speaker 5: baby a year after Yes.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 5: So I guess my first question is why not film
Speaker 5: for part of your set?
Speaker 4: Being actively in label? I felt like he's missing something.
Speaker 9: You know. I guess I left something on the table there,
Speaker 9: So what I did, Yeah, No, I should have thought
Speaker 9: of that, I really should. Yeah, a lot of blood.
Speaker 5: So yeah, we saved the pin of pulse focus totally.
Speaker 5: But you don't want the baby to upstage you, right, Yeah.
Speaker 9: That's what's important, is that the spotlight stays on me.
Speaker 5: That's exactly right. I couldn't agree more. Yeah, it's so,
Speaker 5: it's so good. What was behind that decision to want
Speaker 5: to show that part of your journey like those playing
Speaker 5: with the economy of those two?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I just I wasn't sure. I was someone who
Speaker 9: wasn't sure if I wanted kids or not, and I
Speaker 9: kind of tortured myself with the decision. And I also
Speaker 9: wasn't sure that I had an hour that I could
Speaker 9: confidently put out, So it was you know, necessity is
Speaker 9: the mother of invention type of book situation. But also
Speaker 9: I just when I watch it now, I think of
Speaker 9: like my child free self and how I wished that
Speaker 9: I had something like that to watch so that I
Speaker 9: didn't have to torture myself, something that was like really
Speaker 9: really honest about what it took to get pregnant, even
Speaker 9: because you know they tell you just like if you're not.
Speaker 9: If you're not double condom, you know, it's you'll everything,
Speaker 9: your life is over, and it's you can get pregnant
Speaker 9: like one day a month, you know, right, yeah, like
Speaker 9: upside down, which is how you did it. Yeah, which
Speaker 9: is how I preferred it.
Speaker 4: Anyway. You you you talk about your struggle.
Speaker 5: You you labored over the decision of whether to have
Speaker 5: a child or not.
Speaker 4: Do you now you have.
Speaker 5: A like my pun and now you have a one
Speaker 5: and a half year old daughter?
Speaker 4: Do you deeply regret it?
Speaker 9: How long do things stay on the internet? Uh?
Speaker 4: Oh, no, one will catch it?
Speaker 9: No then no, No, I don't regret on all that.
Speaker 9: I mean, listen, every day, it's like I've definitely changed.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 9: I was a huge bitch before and now now it's worse. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I was gonna say so I can say that. Yeah,
Speaker 9: you know, But no, I don't regret it. I don't.
Speaker 5: I really wish that I had your special to watch
Speaker 5: when I was pregnant, because I think so many women
Speaker 5: think like, oh my god, am I even gonna be
Speaker 5: myself anymore?
Speaker 4: Am I going to change? Am I gonna?
Speaker 5: And it was really cool to see you on the
Speaker 5: other side of it. You know, just brilliantly doing your thing.
Speaker 5: The thing that stood out the most for me because
Speaker 5: I was looking to see your perspective change between pre
Speaker 5: baby and post baby, and you could see that you
Speaker 5: definitely see things with a different lens. But what was
Speaker 5: so awesome was that before you had the baby, you
Speaker 5: were this brilliant comedian who's a great storyteller with impeccable timing,
Speaker 5: and after the baby, you're a brilliant comedian who's a
Speaker 5: great storyteller with impeccable timing.
Speaker 4: And to see that visual.
Speaker 5: It dispelled the bullshit myth of like women lose their
Speaker 5: edge when they become mothers.
Speaker 4: I'll watch this special.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I honestly, I think that the whole notion that
Speaker 9: women like are soft or that they're not that they're
Speaker 9: not on their game. I don't think motherhood does that
Speaker 9: to women. I think bad husbands do that to women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 9: I mean bad husbands are the problem.
Speaker 5: Your husband is a good husband, yes, and is also
Speaker 5: a stand up comedian and then still an idiot and.
Speaker 2: He's the best.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but he's a good idiot. He's a good idiot,
Speaker 5: So he's a comedian. You're a comedian. Are you concerned
Speaker 5: that your daughter's at high risk for becoming a comedian?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so my husband and I are both recovering alcoholics.
Speaker 9: I'm add he's depressed. I think comedy is like the
Speaker 9: least of her worries.
Speaker 4: She's good.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it pains me to say this, but it might
Speaker 9: be the best case scenario.
Speaker 5: Well, if that's the case, that she's got a great
Speaker 5: role model to look up to. One of the things
Speaker 5: that stands out so much about your comedy is that
Speaker 5: you just get right to the bone, like you are
Speaker 5: not afraid to talk about things that some might find
Speaker 5: hard to mind comedy from you.
Speaker 4: You're very honest, You're very raw.
Speaker 5: You talk openly, like in the clip about experiencing miscarriage,
Speaker 5: you talk about loss, you talk about grief, postpartum.
Speaker 4: Is that something that is.
Speaker 5: It helpful to process all of that stuff through comedy?
Speaker 9: No, he's helpful. It's like, you know, you know what's
Speaker 9: better than laughter is medicine. Yes, yeah, you know. I
Speaker 9: mean I feel like Patch Adams was goofy, but he
Speaker 9: still gave those kids chemo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If only we could make we could replace r f
Speaker 4: K Junior with Patch Adams. Yes, you could a little
Speaker 4: little switch true set right, wouldn't.
Speaker 9: That be good?
Speaker 5: Amazing you are you're incredibly busy as is. Uh, you're
Speaker 5: also an Emmy winning writer on s n L. You
Speaker 5: you you rite on weekend Update, So you're in the trenches.
Speaker 5: Do you find it incredibly challenging to stay on top
Speaker 5: of just the pace of the news all the time? Like,
Speaker 5: how do you how do you cope? I'm asking for
Speaker 5: a friend.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, it's helpful that they pay me. That does.
Speaker 9: But I will say that, uh, this is a good tip,
Speaker 9: just like focusing on yourself, you know, like breathing, Like
Speaker 9: when I go into work, I'll just take like a
Speaker 9: deep breath, I'll center myself and then I'll like, I'll
Speaker 9: just kick one pigeon as far as I cam.
Speaker 4: Yes, I like that. Kick kick, kick a pigeon. Pigeon. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 4: and with bird flu going around, I'm just they kind
Speaker 4: of have it. You're saving lot, they have it coming.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my gosh, thank you for that. Well, you can
Speaker 5: say Rosebud kicking pigeons around New York City. But you
Speaker 5: can also see her special The mother Load. It's streaming
Speaker 5: now on Netflix. Rosebud Baker, Everybody.
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