Speaker 1: Are you leave the I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared? Or was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do your need to ride.
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris? So here's how to interrupt you.
Speaker 1: But you lost your mic.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, we need a mic for the story.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, I hope it's a good one. If if
Speaker 4: it starts to my story is going south, you know,
Speaker 4: I'll just make something up. No, this is all that,
Speaker 4: nothing but the truth. My hand is on a bible.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 4: I just I try to read my Instagram messages, but
Speaker 4: ever since they started putting comments to your Instagram stories
Speaker 4: in the same place, it gets buried. Yeah, and I
Speaker 4: miss them. But I just randomly, uh got one from
Speaker 4: a tattoo place. It's called super Sweet Tattoo. And I said,
Speaker 4: and it was a link to their post that just
Speaker 4: said we have a new drink called the Fairbanks for
Speaker 4: and then it attagged me. That is a quite controversially brandy,
Speaker 4: I thought one day, because I've been golfing and the
Speaker 4: Arnold Palmer's are a regular beverage. But I don't. I'm
Speaker 4: not a tea guy. I'm a coffee guy, So I thought,
Speaker 4: couldn't I have a iced coffee version of an Arnold Palmer,
Speaker 4: which to me was just lemonade mixed with coffee. I
Speaker 4: like iced coffee playing without any sweetener. Though, I'm just like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I need the caffeine. I'm not like, hey, this is
Speaker 4: going to be a taste experience. I just muscle it
Speaker 4: down and try to throw together sentences.
Speaker 1: You're avoiding of joy exactly.
Speaker 4: Joy is leads to diabetes.
Speaker 1: I so prefer my life to be a gauntlet.
Speaker 4: Understandably, everyone in this car was like, gross, don't order that.
Speaker 4: And I ordered one at Starbucks and it wasn't like
Speaker 4: the most thing. But at Super Sweet Tattoo they have
Speaker 4: a very a lemon meringue cold brew, so it's like
Speaker 4: a what I think is called a lemon shandy. When
Speaker 4: it comes to beer, there's like a beer lemonade thing.
Speaker 4: Everyone was sending me message it caused Karen was getting messages.
Speaker 4: I was getting messages snapshots of menus that have a
Speaker 4: lemonade coffee drink. I was.
Speaker 2: I made the grand statement of being like, you're insane,
Speaker 2: You've made up the worst drink of all time. No
Speaker 2: one would drink that, of course, then eliciting response from
Speaker 2: the entire public of what are you talking about. It's
Speaker 2: on our menu, we drink it all the time.
Speaker 4: It's actually a this what actually was a surprise to me.
Speaker 4: I thought I'd invented another food. I'dem like burrito size
Speaker 4: corn tartillas.
Speaker 1: I would have thought that you had invented that too,
Speaker 1: because yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 4: This one, like, I mean, I'll show you a picture
Speaker 4: of it. It looks very exciting.
Speaker 1: I think of coffee is the key, you know, right,
Speaker 1: you need like it it needs to have a little
Speaker 1: bit of a lemon or citrusyness to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not I don't know much. And there isn't
Speaker 4: like an ingredients thing here. It's just I think the
Speaker 4: lemon meringue, Like just from the look of it, it
Speaker 4: looks delicious.
Speaker 2: Well, and also the fact that it's not lemonade. It's
Speaker 2: like there's a cream element so you're cutting the coffee
Speaker 2: acid with a little milky something or other.
Speaker 1: It's more like a like an orange Sherbert like, uh
Speaker 1: like it feels like it would be more in that that.
Speaker 2: Kind of way looks Yeah, oh that looks lovely. But
Speaker 2: that does it looks like an ice latte or an
Speaker 2: ice coffee.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that is See it's merangue. You see how
Speaker 4: merangue lemonade it is exactly So to be kind to me,
Speaker 4: they said, with some minor adjustments. You know, it's introducing
Speaker 4: the fair Banks. God, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Cool, it's really cool.
Speaker 4: A sweet lemon. Sweet is also something a vital thing.
Speaker 4: They're adding that I was bypassing. I just want some
Speaker 4: lemon drip squeeze a lemon above my cold, cold black coffee,
Speaker 4: A squeeze a lemon meringue cold brew for those of
Speaker 4: us who are quite done with summer. And then they
Speaker 4: talked about so.
Speaker 2: You went into this place to get coffee, never been there,
Speaker 2: realizing they.
Speaker 1: Had coffee near his house and echo.
Speaker 4: Pat and I've never been there. I've I've not gone
Speaker 4: in there because it's it's it's super sweet tattoo. I've
Speaker 4: peeked in there and it seemed like it was a
Speaker 4: tattoo shop first and a coffee place second. So being
Speaker 4: that I don't have any visible ink, you know, mine
Speaker 4: are all in my underwear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was stupid.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, it goes to my butthole. I've been My
Speaker 6: dick is idiot all the way idiot. I was stupid
Speaker 6: my whole you take off my pants. It's just a
Speaker 6: series of roads an.
Speaker 1: Insults to yourself, perfect five only.
Speaker 2: But I guess the story I'm trying to eke out
Speaker 2: of you here is you walked into this place.
Speaker 4: I've never been there, and yeah.
Speaker 1: Said right, I get it. You peek in. You don't
Speaker 1: have tattoos.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is did they was the person
Speaker 2: behind the counter, like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: As you look, we did this thing? Or they dis
Speaker 1: messaged you on Instagram?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just this Instagram message. So then I messaged, wow,
Speaker 4: what a sweet gesture, how exciting. I've always wanted a
Speaker 4: menu item after me. I hoped it would be a sandwich,
Speaker 4: but no, I.
Speaker 1: But why couldn't it be?
Speaker 4: She said, yes, come in anytime for your free the
Speaker 4: Fairbanks beverage.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: And then I said, well, your tattoo racing stripe down
Speaker 4: my body. She said, yes, I will.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lot of the art. There is very
Speaker 4: fine line details, very nice.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the pretty artwork, pretty little ones. Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1: Coffee shop tattoo is an interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think it's mostly it's mostly women artists,
Speaker 4: and it seems like a cool place. I will go.
Speaker 4: I just haven't had a fair Banks yet.
Speaker 2: Thanks Sweet Sweet Tattoo for listening to our podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just an organic Hey, I'm a stranger.
Speaker 4: It happened to be two blocks from your house. And
Speaker 4: they didn't give me no guff for never going there
Speaker 4: because I got these tattoo or there's there's coffee places
Speaker 4: and tattoo places right like on my street.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I've just been, but I'm gonna start walking a
Speaker 4: couple of blocks and.
Speaker 1: Then it's interesting. Yeah, it's pretty cool if you choose
Speaker 1: a good tattooed there, get the tattoo before you get
Speaker 1: the coffee. Because caffeine makes you more pain sensitive.
Speaker 4: Oh really yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Because your nerve endings are a little bit more live.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so just as a tip for everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't really. I thought, oh, I have a
Speaker 4: great pain tolerance. But when I got my ankle joke tattoo,
Speaker 4: I it hurt so bad that I was drenched with sweat.
Speaker 4: I was very surprised at how painphul it was to
Speaker 4: get it. My uncle done. So when I get this
Speaker 4: racing stripe from my wrist, through my armpit, down the
Speaker 4: side of my body to my ankle, and it's a
Speaker 4: very thin stripe. Yes, it's just I've always wanted it.
Speaker 4: I've always wanted a line down the side of my body.
Speaker 4: I don't know why. I just like it. I still
Speaker 4: like it. I've thought about it for twenty eight years.
Speaker 1: To your body. You're a man, so you still have
Speaker 1: autonomy over your.
Speaker 4: Body exactly, which must be nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for preemptively defending yourself because Karen and
Speaker 1: I were going to poke some holes in this. I do,
Speaker 1: But yes, I've got nothing now, I mean, we can't.
Speaker 2: It's your dream and now we can't say about it.
Speaker 4: I'm blowing. My hair is blowing out of my scalp
Speaker 4: that Karen is defending my racing strip tattoo.
Speaker 1: But what choice have you given it? No?
Speaker 4: You see how excited I am Oh, we're going near
Speaker 4: Carfon's one of my favorite skate parks.
Speaker 1: Oh hackle exciting. Do you think there'll be skaters there?
Speaker 4: Oh? Sure? Oh yeah, there's always skaters here.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should stop and watch them while we drink
Speaker 1: our coffee.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Or is that creepy? No?
Speaker 4: I want to see who's there?
Speaker 2: Wait, we should ask Brandy. You're the guest, Brandy, Yes,
Speaker 2: what do you do you have? Are you hungry? Are
Speaker 2: you thirsty? Aside from coffee? What do you need?
Speaker 1: Oh? Driving around? I mean, I'm just happy to be
Speaker 1: hanging out with you guys. My pitch before we went
Speaker 1: to Starbucks, I was good to say, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you knew that Wendy's has a pumpkin spice frosty. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's get them?
Speaker 4: But oh wow, yeah, let's.
Speaker 1: Let's go try them if you wanted a seasonal.
Speaker 4: And you know what, since I've stopped drinking, I am
Speaker 4: a big I dive into sweet enjoyment. I've been. I
Speaker 4: have a tooth that has no other concerns other than
Speaker 4: the sweet.
Speaker 1: The teeth sweet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'll I will have because I'm getting less calories.
Speaker 4: I think because I'm not having vodka. Oh, I'll admit
Speaker 4: now daily So it's I you know, I gotta, I gotta,
Speaker 4: I gotta bulk up.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's usually what happens to when people quld drinking.
Speaker 1: Your sweet tooth kicks in because you can really so
Speaker 1: much sugar was in the stuff you were drinking.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, it took a while.
Speaker 1: And your body still needs it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big piece of it. We don't good
Speaker 2: and punch Wendy's into there. Okay, some directions. I love
Speaker 2: that because the last time listener Brandy was on the show,
Speaker 2: we went to and you may know this already. We
Speaker 2: went to and I hope you do. We went to
Speaker 2: the Krispy Kreme drive through when it opened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it had it just opened. I think it
Speaker 1: was pretty pretty shortly thereafter.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The closest one is three point seven throw there's
Speaker 4: a three.
Speaker 1: Point one closest Okay, I imagine, I mean other one wherever?
Speaker 4: I like that one? Yeah, Pasadena. I find that they
Speaker 4: have a cleaner operations. Yeah. When it comes to a
Speaker 4: lot of things, well, a lot of rich.
Speaker 1: People live there, yes, yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: And a lot of little old ladies. According to that,
Speaker 4: is that a beach Boys.
Speaker 1: Song Little Lady from Pasadena.
Speaker 4: Everyone thinks it is, and I don't think it is.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 4: It sounds like the Beach Boys.
Speaker 1: It's got the harmony of a beach. But you know
Speaker 1: what's funny because I'm from Maryland originally, and there's a
Speaker 1: Pasadena in Maryland which is very different from Pasadena, California.
Speaker 1: It's like a real red Nicky on the water situation.
Speaker 1: A lot of inflatable ravens players around the holiday. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: get out there to me. The little Lady from Pasadena
Speaker 1: growing up was a very different little old lady, very
Speaker 1: like a lot of tattooed makeup.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you know I learned this on a part guess God,
Speaker 2: damn it. That's my turning radius is not good for
Speaker 2: the small street. That tattooed makeup started by kind of
Speaker 2: like a scam con man, and he basically saw that
Speaker 2: it was happening in like I think Malaysia or somewhere,
Speaker 2: and so he just started doing it over here. But
Speaker 2: there was no medical approval or systems or anything like that.
Speaker 2: They just he just was like, you get this tattoo machine,
Speaker 2: and you do this, and here's the booklet, and here
Speaker 2: we go which is like insane to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is just giving it to people that have
Speaker 4: otherwise never petians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just flime planned on somebody's face. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: the face. It's not you only get one of those,
Speaker 1: and people like to be real cavalier with it sometimes.
Speaker 2: Well, my mom got when we when I was like
Speaker 2: a senior in high school, my mom got permanent flipliner.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, really.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I think she was having a little bit
Speaker 2: of a mid midlife crisis because she was like so
Speaker 2: I and I think that her hairdresser convinced her to
Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, and it was hot pink, so if
Speaker 2: she didn't have lipstick all on all the time, it
Speaker 2: totally showed and she wouldn't. Me and my sister she
Speaker 2: walked in and I was like, you got permanent lipliner.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god. And then she was like no,
Speaker 2: and she got super defensive and then just tried to
Speaker 2: deny it.
Speaker 1: We're like, mom, we can see it. We're like it's
Speaker 1: right there. Here, eat the sandwich, let's see what happens.
Speaker 1: But it's such a.
Speaker 2: Funny like a quote unquote trend where it's like it
Speaker 2: was eyeliner, it was Lipliner. It was like all the
Speaker 2: eyebrows where it's like permanent eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Browser back too, Like I have a friend that's that
Speaker 1: does eyebrows, and it's a lot better now at least
Speaker 1: because they do like the individual hairs. Yes, now it's
Speaker 1: their artists. Yeah, yeah, but it is like fascinating to
Speaker 1: see that because my my grandmother, when she was a kid,
Speaker 1: her and her sister plucked out each other's eyebrows completely
Speaker 1: and she never got tattoo eyebrows, but she did have
Speaker 1: to draw them on every day.
Speaker 2: Did she have one of those bands that you put
Speaker 2: on that's like a stencil.
Speaker 1: No, she didn't do that. She's free handed them. She's
Speaker 1: very good at it. Oh okay, but she she imparted
Speaker 1: me at a very young age, and I really appreciated this.
Speaker 1: She always told me that she regretted pulling out all
Speaker 1: her eyebrows and to not do it. Yeah, And that's
Speaker 1: the reason that there's not a single picture of me
Speaker 1: with thin eyebrows. That's because I've never had God bless,
Speaker 1: I made it through the nineties and the early adds
Speaker 1: completely unscathed because I was like I got brookshields eyebrows
Speaker 1: and my grandmother said, don't do this. Yes, we're just
Speaker 1: gonna leave it. That's well. I mean, God bless your grandma,
Speaker 1: first of all.
Speaker 2: And secondly, I have the same story me to my
Speaker 2: niece Nora. Oh, because we know all about my eyebrows,
Speaker 2: the fucking drama within. But I this second, Nora, because
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, when you it basically is when
Speaker 2: you're adolescent, Yeah, and all of a sudden you get
Speaker 2: more eyebrows and you're like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: And this looks terrible, and you start trying to quote
Speaker 2: unquote solve it yourself. And I'd be like, Nora, please
Speaker 2: promise me that if you ever want to do anything
Speaker 2: to do your eyebrows, you're gonna let somebody else do it.
Speaker 2: Please don't make the mistake I did, because it was
Speaker 2: like I literally, in seventh grade plucked this my right
Speaker 2: eyebrow back to like almost the middle of my eye
Speaker 2: because I kept I was like I had a unibrow
Speaker 2: and I kept plucking at it, and.
Speaker 1: Then just I look like a total lunatic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I as a joke shaved my eyebrows off once
Speaker 4: and I just looked like someone from my children up
Speaker 4: the corn. I knew that I would look crazy, but
Speaker 4: I didn't know it was like a several week commitments.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, forever for them to grow back.
Speaker 1: When they're a real integral part of the face. You
Speaker 1: don't really realize it until they're keeping right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all of a sudden, no one knew what emotion
Speaker 4: I was failing. My eyebrows are very important when people
Speaker 4: know you're joyful or angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, crucial.
Speaker 2: That's kind of why I love these days, and like
Speaker 2: the whole makeup, the beauty trend and takeover and everything
Speaker 2: like that is just like all those things, nothing is
Speaker 2: left to chance anymore.
Speaker 1: It's like you got to get lock those.
Speaker 2: Eyebrows down, lock the hair down, get your skincare going.
Speaker 2: Like everybody's on everything and no one's out by them themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's like real people showing all the stuff
Speaker 1: online a little bit too, yeah, because then you can
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, that's you know, I mean, you're still
Speaker 1: trying to sell products, those influencers or whatever. But it's
Speaker 1: like I like to try to find the least popular
Speaker 1: person with a face like me, Yes, exactly see what
Speaker 1: they're doing, because I'm like, well, you're not getting sponsored.
Speaker 1: So what are you buying? Right? Yeah, what's actually worth it?
Speaker 4: Yeah that's a really good point. Actually, yeah, find them
Speaker 4: before they get sponsors.
Speaker 1: I also would like to just go to South Korea
Speaker 1: someday and be like fix it. Yeah it's god. I
Speaker 1: mean not like I don't know plastic surgery, but like
Speaker 1: what are the creams and salves and various things.
Speaker 2: I can tell you a couple of them because I
Speaker 2: started using one. You know how like these days everyone
Speaker 2: has a literally like a seven step facial routine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, serums are when did that happen?
Speaker 2: Honestly within the last like three years, two years? And
Speaker 2: this Koreans can care, which is amazing. But like I'm
Speaker 2: like I barely would wash my face before and now
Speaker 2: I literally am like, yeah, I'm in there with a toner,
Speaker 2: I got a serum, I gotta whatever.
Speaker 1: But there's a couple of them. Well you know what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: You'll see them the next time at you're out of
Speaker 2: my house and you can use all of them because
Speaker 2: also they give you so much and I'm compulsively buying
Speaker 2: the next one.
Speaker 1: That they're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we can do a clean out and be
Speaker 2: like you're gonna love this one and this one, but
Speaker 2: they really work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've dived in, I've doven in, I've doved in.
Speaker 4: And Ordinary is a good brand.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It is real, affordable, really really good.
Speaker 4: I got my acid, I got my different acids. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm getting time to get la like hair tattooed on
Speaker 4: my bald legs. I'm in.
Speaker 1: You're in with every single thing we've talked about so far.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One long haired on the side of my body that
Speaker 1: just looks like everything stripe.
Speaker 4: A very thin stripe you're talking as thin as that line.
Speaker 1: And then a weird curl at the end. Person make
Speaker 1: it gross? Yeah? Yeah, could you tattoo so it looks
Speaker 1: like an ingrown hair?
Speaker 4: I would love that and keep it away from stupid
Speaker 4: to be with stupid only me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is one of my favorite streets. Oh I
Speaker 2: love this in Los Angeles. Yeah, wait to Pasadena.
Speaker 4: I just saw this street and uh, I rewatched The
Speaker 4: Man with One Red Shoe. I believe No, that was
Speaker 4: in New York. I don't know. I've been watching all
Speaker 4: these old movies and it's fun to see all these landmarks.
Speaker 4: Any movie. Really it's it's like, uh, you know, training
Speaker 4: day is my whole neighborhood. It's my They drive by
Speaker 4: my house like five times.
Speaker 1: Shot.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever heard that shot rock Oh really?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, but this bridge sorry, no, it's excited
Speaker 1: about it movie.
Speaker 4: I am very excited about this. I see they have
Speaker 4: a fence up. I guess people got too excited about it. Jumped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the wrong.
Speaker 4: That's not what they were going for. I was just
Speaker 4: trying to change a light bulb.
Speaker 1: It is beautiful, though, everything so green still, which is nice. Good. Good.
Speaker 4: I just washed these shorts, hand shirt and I managed
Speaker 4: to get them both in one fell swoop with coffee.
Speaker 1: Coffee and coffee and cars. That's the risk, Chris, I have.
Speaker 1: How do you have a little bit of coffee left?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 4: Mm hm?
Speaker 1: Because can I Can I make it? Can I make
Speaker 1: a suggestion? When we get the pumpkin spice frosty?
Speaker 4: Oh, I like where this's going. What if I should
Speaker 4: put on my lab coat? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's get the spiders out. What if you
Speaker 1: put a little bit of the pumpkin spice frosty in
Speaker 1: a glass a little bit of coffee.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna I feel good Yes, that's
Speaker 4: really the reason I got most excited. That's what am
Speaker 4: I trying to get their drink named after me.
Speaker 1: I made it up a tattoo show.
Speaker 4: Are you ready for a collab with We're going We're
Speaker 4: taking this national? Yeah, I will. I'm I that was
Speaker 4: my plan.
Speaker 1: Excellent. But I love a damn frosty. I like I
Speaker 1: like them limited Edition fast. Originally sad that I missed
Speaker 1: the Taco Bell and Irvine, which is where Taco Bell
Speaker 1: is located, they had a they were doing a tester,
Speaker 1: a two week tester the Baja Blast Gelato that they
Speaker 1: sold out of all two weeks worth in the first day.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, because we were gonna go will lady the
Speaker 1: Lady is gonna drive down and do a whole episode
Speaker 1: from the Taco Bell And then the Jaca Bell put
Speaker 1: up signs. The next day they were like, we're out.
Speaker 1: You give it up, You're done, We're done. That must
Speaker 1: have been good. Wait a second, are you saying.
Speaker 2: Like the the original Taco Bell, because you were like,
Speaker 2: Taco Bell is in Irvine, and I'm like, but it's
Speaker 2: also in Burbank. No, this is the headquarters, so they're
Speaker 2: doing tester, Like, oh, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like they will, they'll do a limited edition just
Speaker 1: to be like, let's just test with people and see
Speaker 1: what people think of this before we go take a
Speaker 1: national or take a regional.
Speaker 2: And what made it Baja Blast? Was there a slurpy
Speaker 2: element to it?
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what Baha Blast is? Not? Really?
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's a seven eleven all right, No sorry,
Speaker 1: no seven eleven a Taco Bell, same thing, same energy.
Speaker 1: It's a Taco Bell exclusive mountain dew. Oh that hasthing.
Speaker 4: Like you'll get that reaction if you say anything.
Speaker 1: It's exclusive, interesting, elusive mountain dew. It's got it's like
Speaker 1: a it's a light aquamarine color. It's beautiful. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like an aquamarine. It's my birthstone. It's a color
Speaker 1: of my birthstone. And it is like to me, it
Speaker 1: is the perfect amount of caffeine and the way to
Speaker 1: a show that you need a little bit of caffeine
Speaker 1: for personally. And when we painted the outside of my house,
Speaker 1: they have Baja Blast freezes which are basically Maha bas slurpees.
Speaker 1: And that is my outdoor yard work treat for myself.
Speaker 1: Nice smart, it's a real it's a I don't soda.
Speaker 1: It is my favorite soda by far.
Speaker 4: And it's blue, yeah, aqua blue of the sea.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the color of the deep sea, which I
Speaker 1: have nothing but respect for.
Speaker 4: This is this? That's beautiful? What is the building is?
Speaker 4: I know I have so many questions it won't get answered.
Speaker 4: I want to go there and see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you're gonna get all those questions answered
Speaker 2: when you google Panache Bridle building history.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's where we are, everybody. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 4: why I've been into ghosts, Like, excuse me, I just
Speaker 4: got haunted. I don't know why I've been to ghostly.
Speaker 4: I am the dark Lord, my and my ball rain
Speaker 4: upon the excuse me, I just had a hiccup.
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean are you usually not in the ghosts
Speaker 1: and this is a new thing? Or is this like?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used the season when people are like, do
Speaker 4: you think there's ghosts or aliens? I'd usually leave the room,
Speaker 4: but now I won't take a comfortable chair.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't want to bring up don't bring
Speaker 4: up that Sasquatch ship.
Speaker 2: Now I'm upset one thing at a time.
Speaker 1: How dare you you're a believer, big.
Speaker 4: Big Sasquatch person, I agreed to do a podcast that
Speaker 4: was all about sasquatch. I didn't read the fine. I
Speaker 4: was not a good guest because I was and.
Speaker 1: You and Ryan Seer's relationship has never been the same
Speaker 1: ever since.
Speaker 4: I insulted most of his crystals.
Speaker 1: Bryan on here to talk about his Sasquatch trauma.
Speaker 4: No, but he was a guest on this podcast that
Speaker 4: did with Robotic Willie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love love Ryan. Ryan has a great
Speaker 1: Sasquatch story, not that I won't tell but.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Oh of his experience with one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one screamed in his face in the middle of
Speaker 1: the dark woods in Florida. No, and he had to
Speaker 1: go to therapy because of it, And he saw a
Speaker 1: therapist for a couple of months about trauma that he
Speaker 1: wouldn't really get into until he find the therapist finally
Speaker 1: knew him, and then he was like, Okay, so this
Speaker 1: terror that I've been working through, I feel like you
Speaker 1: know me enough. You know I'm not crazy. It was
Speaker 1: Bigfoot yelled at me. That's why you're kid. No, that's Ryan.
Speaker 1: I will tell you that if he doesn't do that
Speaker 1: bit on stage. And I mean, he's talked about it
Speaker 1: on stage, but also like I've talked to him in
Speaker 1: a bar before about it. It's real, it's really, it's
Speaker 1: real trauma. And to the therapist credit, the therapist said,
Speaker 1: the important thing is that it's real to you, and
Speaker 1: we're going to treat it like I would have been.
Speaker 4: I would have been said the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: How dare you.
Speaker 4: The important thing that's real to you? Come on, suspend?
Speaker 4: Don't you want to get the paycheck?
Speaker 1: Get into this with me?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: It like grabbed him and yelled at him, or like.
Speaker 1: He was staying in a place called the Shreeks Act
Speaker 1: on this witch's property in like rural Florida.
Speaker 4: Okay, so he literally signed up for it, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they had said don't leave it at night,
Speaker 1: once the once the sun is down, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I want to see what's out there, and he felt
Speaker 1: a presence. I don't want to blow up his whole story,
Speaker 1: but he like he felt the presence that scared him,
Speaker 1: and he turned around and then something screamed right in
Speaker 1: his face and he never felt terror like that in
Speaker 1: his entire life. Yeah, he ran back to the shack
Speaker 1: and then shook all night and the next morning he
Speaker 1: said it was the most scared he's ever been in
Speaker 1: his life.
Speaker 4: And he said something screamed in his face. I wonder
Speaker 4: he didn't really see it.
Speaker 1: Or he didn't see it, but he like felt that
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 4: Well, anything out in the dark would if it's screaming
Speaker 4: and you're in Florida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Coe inger danger danger well and Bigfoot moves through portals,
Speaker 1: so he could have portaled into front of his man.
Speaker 1: You should have you should have one.
Speaker 2: That's not my Bigfoot's California Bigfoot I was raised.
Speaker 4: Mine is just an animal like any other that's it's
Speaker 4: close to extinct that lives in the woods.
Speaker 2: Mine is like sha, there's no shape shifting. They just
Speaker 2: kind of wander around. They could try to avoid people.
Speaker 2: And they look great when they're carved out of a
Speaker 2: big redwood burl.
Speaker 1: I do love that. Also, they look great in bronze
Speaker 1: in an old sky Mall magazine. R I p to
Speaker 1: a real one. Do you remember that bronze?
Speaker 4: Do remember that that is up there with the coin.
Speaker 1: Yes, they were really big, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: wanted one desperately for a long time.
Speaker 4: Also in the sky mall, you know the the zombie
Speaker 4: that's crawling out of the ground. Do you always want
Speaker 4: I wanted that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really good because it kind of looked
Speaker 1: like bat Boy a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was really good.
Speaker 4: It's so funny that that's in sky mall next to
Speaker 4: a cheap analog watch or whatever, like they'll just have
Speaker 4: oh and for do you feel like having some spooky fun? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, also I think this is us talking really about
Speaker 2: before there were iPhones, when we would get on a
Speaker 2: plane and have to entertain ourselves and if you forgot
Speaker 2: or did it wrong, you were literally in that sky
Speaker 2: mall giving it the time because what you had no choice,
Speaker 2: There was nothing else to look at our or do.
Speaker 4: It was a dark day. This is the publication you get.
Speaker 4: What else are you going to do? Look at the
Speaker 4: computer in your pocket? Surprise it doesn't exist yet? Yeah,
Speaker 4: does Skyball no longer exist?
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It went out of business unfortunately.
Speaker 4: Look at this sweet little girl that they have some
Speaker 4: sort of masks.
Speaker 2: They're cute, they are like they have all kinds of
Speaker 2: things going on. May have been a birthday situation. A
Speaker 2: lot of pedestrians today. Well, this is Pasadena, which love
Speaker 2: to stroll they do.
Speaker 4: I am going to admit I've never.
Speaker 1: Been here to Pasadena.
Speaker 4: I've been to the ice House, I've been, you know,
Speaker 4: I just have not seen these buildings. I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm in another town. I've been to the outskirts. I know,
Speaker 4: I've been to places that are considered Pasadena, but I've
Speaker 4: not seen these old ass buildings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really lovely.
Speaker 4: Yetoris buildings look older than Los Angeles. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's a good vibe over here.
Speaker 4: Is Pasadena older than Los Angeles?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I mean, look at this, there's nothing this old.
Speaker 1: Well, there's stuff downtown that's yeah, they're sure it's older
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, my neighborhood is. I think there was a
Speaker 4: time where downtown was the only There was no Hollywood.
Speaker 4: It was just like business people on farms. There's places
Speaker 4: to hit your horses on my street.
Speaker 1: This Wendy's might be permanently closed. I just I've been looking,
Speaker 1: I've been listening. But I also was like where is it?
Speaker 1: Because I've been over here in a minute.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, because we didn't I didn't see any signage
Speaker 2: or anything where I'm like, oh, it could be interior,
Speaker 2: and we just need to go inside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in Elhambra though, Oh that's close. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm listed. Is that the second one?
Speaker 2: All right, let's get some motherfucking directions. Twenty minutes. I'm
Speaker 2: good for whatever. Sorry, this is this is We've taken
Speaker 2: you on a goose chase.
Speaker 1: Oh not at all, all right, this.
Speaker 4: Is not a while. Okay, this is fun to take
Speaker 4: you on a domesticated goose chase.
Speaker 2: This was Brandy when I saw this on my schedule
Speaker 2: today and I was like, and I get to end
Speaker 2: the day doing Do you need a ride with Chris
Speaker 2: and Brandy?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Yes? And on Elise. But I mean that's my Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is my fave. It is a great day. This
Speaker 1: is a perfect day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are a lot of guests for each of us.
Speaker 4: And anxiety, Like I get nervous. I've done this close
Speaker 4: to a decade now. No, no, it's you don't. I'm
Speaker 4: blaming you for not being intimidating. You are a calming.
Speaker 1: Presence, thank you, and good at comedy. The more important
Speaker 1: piece the tranquil awqual waters of these houses.
Speaker 4: Now what city are we in?
Speaker 1: This is Richland a U. S A. And also all
Speaker 1: the trees and the greenery. You can see where a
Speaker 1: little old lady would love this life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, exactly. Look at those trees. Those trees aren't
Speaker 4: where I live.
Speaker 1: There's shade. These are like actual shade shade trees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just kind of some good city planning, all
Speaker 2: the things people need. This lady clearly works at jet
Speaker 2: propulsion laboratories.
Speaker 4: Yes, as she propels. What I wonder if turning or
Speaker 4: if you even know that person likes the element of surprise.
Speaker 1: They have the energy of their turning, but they might
Speaker 1: be going there straight crossing, then we're both crossing. Thanks everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it did feel like they were
Speaker 1: going to turn. I didn't trust them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because here's the thing I think lately, because I
Speaker 2: think we could all tell a story of like crazy
Speaker 2: driving lately where people are kind of losing it and
Speaker 2: not handling their shit all that.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thing of people is if in Los
Speaker 2: Angeles people before barely use their blinkers. Now people are
Speaker 2: the wrong blinker is on, and you can't trust that
Speaker 2: the blinker that's on is the direction they're.
Speaker 1: Going to go. Yes, no, you really can't at all.
Speaker 2: That's happened to me multiple times where I'm the person
Speaker 2: has the left blinker on and then turns right and
Speaker 2: you're just like, well, then just don't use it.
Speaker 1: If you're going to be.
Speaker 4: Like that, Yeah, yeah, it's almost like just train yourself
Speaker 4: not to do it. You're going to be opposite day
Speaker 4: every time you're that's someone's life you're taking into your hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll incorporating the bike turns out your window. I
Speaker 1: think too, you should kept those rules in place using
Speaker 1: the arms, Yeah yeah, I think in addition to a blinker,
Speaker 1: just to really drive it home. What are these guys doing?
Speaker 1: What's up? Guys? Did something happen?
Speaker 4: They both are on the car that's the sore back corner. Yeah,
Speaker 4: were both there just rubbing their backs.
Speaker 1: There's a fan of recycling. They just want to watch
Speaker 1: the guy pick up the.
Speaker 4: Truck.
Speaker 1: It's just crazy. What's the municipal You know the city
Speaker 1: does for us? Man? So greatful?
Speaker 2: Wait, I am grateful for what the city does for me.
Speaker 2: And this is one of my less interesting stories. I
Speaker 2: don't give a ship this morning.
Speaker 4: We got to end the podcast like we started it boring, So.
Speaker 2: Uh, this is really boring. So there's they're doing. They're
Speaker 2: doing construction on my street.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if they dug all those pits yet, yep.
Speaker 1: I was wondering when that was gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's happening, and they're not they're not very
Speaker 2: good at directing traffic, of course. So everybody that makes
Speaker 2: it to my house has a story about Oh I
Speaker 2: was being held down there for ten minutes and blah
Speaker 2: blah blah and this and that, or like the time
Speaker 2: I pulled up and the guy just immediately like and
Speaker 2: kind of aggressively was waving me to go up a
Speaker 2: different street where I had to roll my window down
Speaker 2: and go No, I live up here, so so you
Speaker 2: can't tell me to go over there, Like, yeah, why
Speaker 2: aren't you even asking? Just get out of my line,
Speaker 2: Just get out of here. So anyway, so that's just
Speaker 2: like a little hiccup or whatever. So but because of that, the.
Speaker 1: Garbage trucks didn't come last week.
Speaker 2: Uh so are all of our garbage cans and recycling
Speaker 2: has been sitting out for a full week full And are.
Speaker 1: You know my guy on my street has gone through my.
Speaker 2: Recycling several times because he loves he wants other people's garbage,
Speaker 2: real bad treasure.
Speaker 1: He can't help himself, which is actually when you.
Speaker 2: I saw him do it through the window this morning,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, yeah, that's weirdly invasive and
Speaker 2: I don't like it at all, but it's garbage and
Speaker 2: I threw it away, so who cares.
Speaker 1: But it's also weird. I'm like, what are you looking
Speaker 1: at in there? Well, I'm excited for you to see
Speaker 1: it again someday when he pulls it down the hill
Speaker 1: and a wheelbarrow behind his car and a chain.
Speaker 2: It flies out and goes right to my front door,
Speaker 2: like bringing me my garbage back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a Facebook memory.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so the other thing is sorry, I'm so losing
Speaker 1: steam and face. You're doing great, and we're also punching
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, great, I'm going to jump in there.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So also two green cans and I forgot to put
Speaker 2: them out before and so they got filled up. And
Speaker 2: then when the gardener came, he was like, I've nowhere
Speaker 2: to put all the stuff. I just blew around your
Speaker 2: whole house. Thanks so much. Didn't say any of that
Speaker 2: to me, of course, but I put him in that position,
Speaker 2: and so I was just like, I have to put
Speaker 2: my green cans out and make sure because now everything's
Speaker 2: going to get picked up and I have to make.
Speaker 1: Sure this all gets picked up.
Speaker 2: But because the garbage truck and the recycling guy didn't
Speaker 2: come last week, I'm like, but will they come at all?
Speaker 1: Like what will we ever have this service again?
Speaker 2: And so this morning at six thirty, I actually set
Speaker 2: my alarm to make sure I got out there and
Speaker 2: put them out, because usually they come around seven thirty.
Speaker 2: This morning, I could hear him.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know. I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: No, he was.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was a scared look on face, kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Yes, this morning at six thirty, I hear the it's coming,
Speaker 2: and so I have to jump up, run out, unlock
Speaker 2: the gate, grab one can and they're really heavy because
Speaker 2: we have a ton of shit in them now, several
Speaker 2: weeks worth, and put it out and it's the guy
Speaker 2: has just come around the corner.
Speaker 1: And I've seen this guy before and he's cute.
Speaker 2: And I just threw on a jacket because I was
Speaker 2: just like, I have to just get outside, have no idea,
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 1: I pants.
Speaker 4: Okay up the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I appreciate it, and kind of me that that's
Speaker 1: for sure. But anyway, I threw out okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: keep doing that.
Speaker 4: Please also a green.
Speaker 2: So I have to run in front of a garbage truck,
Speaker 2: essentially put with my finger up in the air like
Speaker 2: trying to convey please hold on. And he stopped and
Speaker 2: waited for me, and then I put the can down,
Speaker 2: ran back off the second can, and he stayed there
Speaker 2: waiting for me and then let me put it out,
Speaker 2: which I just wouldn't if it was me, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have done it.
Speaker 1: I would have been like, lady, you missed your chance. Goodbye.
Speaker 2: And he sat there waiting and let me do it.
Speaker 2: So he emptied both of them.
Speaker 1: And yeah, Karen, I think you gotta put your number
Speaker 1: on those cans. And yeah, I would love to see that.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to be a big number one. Yeah
Speaker 1: what have you thought? That's what you're doing? Number one?
Speaker 1: I'm number one? How about you? I'm just really egotistical. Anyway,
Speaker 1: what's your deal?
Speaker 4: Look at this hanging guard. We're looking at a house
Speaker 4: with many severed heads and dozens of so many skeletons. Graveyard. Oh,
Speaker 4: it's so fun. I like it.
Speaker 2: You good job, easily listener, easily that thirty skeletons set
Speaker 2: out in front of his house, easily beautiful.
Speaker 4: And many who decided in the end to hang themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is some of the grief we're facing this folloween season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, making decisions. That's why I got the new suicide coin,
Speaker 4: heads coin.
Speaker 1: I think you've got a new merch Chris.
Speaker 2: Y Decision Coins all different kinds. That was the bestseller
Speaker 2: on Amazon today, Brandy Decision Decision Coins.
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks they're a little gangster, don't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you forget what the backside of a quarter looks.
Speaker 1: Like, Oh my gosh, that's funny, that beau. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: really you guys have probably talked about this already, but
Speaker 1: I am really proud of Halloween having stepped up, yeah
Speaker 1: and really become the holiday that we all really want, yeah,
Speaker 1: need need for.
Speaker 4: To be celebrated by just fringe of society people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those children.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those who never go to church. But now everyone,
Speaker 4: everyone enjoys.
Speaker 1: We all get it.
Speaker 4: Everyone gets No one's ever like a fucking Halloween again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think the Halloween people have just stepped
Speaker 2: up and been like, no, I fucking love it. So
Speaker 2: I'm going to put all kinds of crazy shit in
Speaker 2: my yard and you'll have that for a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: And we often find these pockets and you want to
Speaker 4: know which neighbors started it where. So there's like all
Speaker 4: these decorations and then the neighbor has half as many.
Speaker 4: Like you can see the King of the decorators on
Speaker 4: a street and then I love when you go down
Speaker 4: a street you see it with Christmas lights, Like, yes,
Speaker 4: there's a street in Austin where I think you they
Speaker 4: ask you to move if you don't want to.
Speaker 1: Right, it's on Baltimore too. You like, part of signing
Speaker 1: a lease on that street is you have to agree
Speaker 1: to decorate for the month of seven burd you gotta.
Speaker 4: Go all out.
Speaker 2: Oh it's great, that is very fun. Well, also we
Speaker 2: have a King decorator in this car.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, big ail, that's that's Brandy's whole vibe.
Speaker 1: My neighbor Don, who's an older man, the other day
Speaker 1: he when I was putting up the eyeballs in the room,
Speaker 1: he was like, I really love that You've done that
Speaker 1: one lot. You've you've broke the seal for the whole park.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets right now, Yeah, let's get it. Come on,
Speaker 1: come on, Don, Don thanks Don. Thanks Don.
Speaker 4: I like to think that Don went home and started
Speaker 4: inflating its own eyeballs.
Speaker 1: I hope so he he will not decorate for Halloween,
Speaker 1: but he will appreciate what I've done. Because Don is
Speaker 1: like a very he's older, he's probably sixty something. He's
Speaker 1: very like his lawa is prim and proper. His place
Speaker 1: is very like everything has its place. He's very like,
Speaker 1: uh like that, And I like that he thinks that
Speaker 1: my mess is charming. Yes, yeah, like, thanks Don, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Yeah, that's well.
Speaker 2: And it also matters that he conveyed that to you,
Speaker 2: because it would be very easy to assume he's mad.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, because somebody in my neighborhood did not
Speaker 1: like when I paid him house purple, and my park
Speaker 1: manager would not tell me who, and I kind of
Speaker 1: thought it was Don at first, because I didn't really
Speaker 1: know him that well at the time, but I knew
Speaker 1: how like fastidious his stuff was, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: he's got to be the one that hates it. But
Speaker 1: then one time he told me that he thought my
Speaker 1: house was a joy, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: was wrong. I was all wrong about you, Don. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I gotta talk to your neighbors. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a dead light.
Speaker 1: Don's great. Don's seen some ship, he knows what matters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's great. His son Scott's a surfer. It's got dog
Speaker 1: named Mickey.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 1: Got a whole situation. I know, everybody's up on everybody's ship. Nice. Nice,
Speaker 1: It's pretty great. But I found out the guy that
Speaker 1: the guy that doesn't live in the trailer park, he
Speaker 1: lives outside of it. He's the one that doesn't like
Speaker 1: my house, which I'm like, but I know he used
Speaker 1: to call it the Barney house, which I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: He didn't go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the TikTok trend of like pretending like the Grimace
Speaker 1: Shake was killing them was so funny. Did you see this?
Speaker 1: I did not see that because there was a Grimace's birthday,
Speaker 1: there was like a Grimace Shake. The kids were editing
Speaker 1: these videos, so them drinking the shake and then it
Speaker 1: would go dark and then they would just be an
Speaker 1: undead person with like purple in their mouths. And I
Speaker 1: loved it because I get worried sometimes about you know,
Speaker 1: society in the world. But then the kids will be
Speaker 1: so funny that I'm like, oh, you got this, Brandy White.
Speaker 1: Don't we follow? Do we follow each other on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what I assume. I
Speaker 1: don't know what your TikTok is, and I assume it's
Speaker 1: a finstove some kinds.
Speaker 4: I don't think you and I do.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a fence is. Oh, that's like
Speaker 1: a secret that's a secret account.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's me and my bio just says
Speaker 2: it's literally me. Oh but I didn't get it blue
Speaker 2: checked or anything. Okay, it's I'm just on there and
Speaker 2: I don't know really how to use it except for
Speaker 2: me and my sister and my friend Audrey just send
Speaker 2: each other videos.
Speaker 3: So it's like, if you would send me that video, okay,
Speaker 3: I'll send those to you then. Because I'm not that
Speaker 3: good TikTok either. I see TikTok videos on Instagram and
Speaker 3: then I go find you with TikTok exactly.
Speaker 2: You need to get on me and Lauren Audrey's chain
Speaker 2: because we are doing God's work on TikTok for each other.
Speaker 1: That would be nice because when I just scroll on TikTok,
Speaker 1: all I see are people trying to sell me things
Speaker 1: and try to get me involved in very very badly
Speaker 1: planned out scams, and I'm like, who, this isn't fun.
Speaker 1: Where's the fun stuff?
Speaker 4: Exactly? Today I signed up for a calistatics program. Now
Speaker 4: they're going to start billing me and I know how
Speaker 4: to do push ups? What am I doing?
Speaker 1: Do you know that if you make yourself an LLC,
Speaker 1: you can take out a loan and then you can
Speaker 1: lose that loan.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All videos of these just very angrily statsy women with
Speaker 1: long nails telling me how I cannot pay taxes. Okay,
Speaker 1: but here's the thing.
Speaker 2: When that happens, touch the screen brings up that white
Speaker 2: thing and you hit not interested and you won't see
Speaker 2: those anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you for this?
Speaker 2: Yes, this is that's how we're going to get everybody
Speaker 2: on TikTok Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Because it is other than that. Though. I don't know anything.
Speaker 2: And there's a lot of people who are so nice
Speaker 2: and they've they've either put a follow a quest in
Speaker 2: or they're somehow trying to like get involved, and I
Speaker 2: don't know how to do it, and I don't know
Speaker 2: what it means or what it's going to expose me.
Speaker 1: To, so I'm just not doing it.
Speaker 2: So if you've listener somehow asked me to get involved
Speaker 2: on TikTok, don't take it personally. I just am middle
Speaker 2: aged in a very real way, and I don't know
Speaker 2: how to interact. And I also don't want to interact
Speaker 2: except with people that I know have good taste.
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, yes, no, I mean one hundred percent. Look,
Speaker 1: we're allowed to keep our circles small in those ways
Speaker 1: because there's so much there's so much already out there. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm very true. I'm going to find you in TikTok
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna send I'm gonna find the Grimmace videos
Speaker 1: and I'll send you one. Send me some Grimms video.
Speaker 1: They're really funny.
Speaker 2: None of us, not myself, not Laura or Audrey, of
Speaker 2: any any of us shared a Grimace video so great.
Speaker 1: I would love to see that. I'm excited to send this.
Speaker 1: This would be great. Nice.
Speaker 2: Now, if this Wendy's isn't where we think it is,
Speaker 2: will we just drive all night until we find it?
Speaker 1: Is that the plant? I mean no, I can attest,
Speaker 1: I will say, because I used to live here with
Speaker 1: Stephen Ray Moore. Oh that's right, former former Engineers producer
Speaker 1: pod We lived three blocks away from this Wendy. Oh
Speaker 1: it is a legit excellence.
Speaker 4: Oh boy great. I hope they still have entire patties
Speaker 4: in the chili. I haven't eaten them Wendy's for many years,
Speaker 4: but they would have like a chili day and me
Speaker 4: and my poor friends would go eat one dollar bottomless chilid.
Speaker 4: Why it sounds so disgusting, but there'd be entire bird.
Speaker 4: They forget to chop up the expired Hamburger patties.
Speaker 1: That's where they go. They go in the show. Not
Speaker 1: a thing goes to waste, Wen, Yes it all. I
Speaker 1: always really love that you can go through the drive
Speaker 1: through and order a baked potato. Yes, I really respect
Speaker 1: that as a move well in the eighties.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if you were around for this, Brandy,
Speaker 2: or if you're aware if you were around.
Speaker 1: The salad bar.
Speaker 2: No ok, the fact that there was a there was
Speaker 2: a baked potato trend because people believed it would, like
Speaker 2: somehow help you lose weight.
Speaker 4: Right there is fulfills everything sweets will give you God
Speaker 4: like bake a baked potato a day like makes you healthy.
Speaker 4: Remember that.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's interesting. I wasn't really aware of weight until
Speaker 1: like nineteen ninety eight. I don't think, Okay, yeah, this
Speaker 1: was too early.
Speaker 2: But it was this kind of like my favorite was
Speaker 2: the one that was like broccoli and cheddar, where it's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you have broccoli, you're eating a potato,
Speaker 2: like you might as well, you know, have gone and
Speaker 2: eaten a salad. Or it's like so it's like, but
Speaker 2: you're at Wendy's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you ignore the pump of seven to eleven cheddar sauce.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't worry about that. Also that it's the same
Speaker 2: thing of like one. I think it was Wendy's or
Speaker 2: at Burger King, But I remember the struggle of being
Speaker 2: like in college age and trying to order a salad
Speaker 2: at like Burger King, being like, I.
Speaker 1: Need to make a good decision. It's like, then, why
Speaker 1: are you at fucking Burger King? Yeah? What's happening making
Speaker 1: it so hard for yourself? It's just insane.
Speaker 4: Yeah. At Burger King, the salads are just it's a
Speaker 4: vehicle to get that dressing in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right while you smell French fries and
Speaker 2: regret everything and feel bad I.
Speaker 1: Remember being in Vegas one time with my friend Brian,
Speaker 1: who's guitar player or whatever. But we were in Vegas
Speaker 1: like after a show. Brian no, no, as soon as
Speaker 1: Brian club. He's a guitar player from a band called
Speaker 1: Suburban Legends. Very funny, are very very good, very funny.
Speaker 1: He's a great guy. And we were in Vegas. We
Speaker 1: just we've seen Tom Jones. We're there to see Tom Jones,
Speaker 1: who was phenomenal show. And then we'd gone out to
Speaker 1: something and it was very late, stopped at a seven
Speaker 1: eleven for snacks and we were there as the seven
Speaker 1: eleven man was changing out the cheese and chili bags
Speaker 1: and Ryan was real drunk and he was like, can
Speaker 1: I have the cheese bag though, And he gave him
Speaker 1: the mostly empty cheese bag and that and then he
Speaker 1: just drank out of it well as we drove down
Speaker 1: the strip, like it was like a wine skin of.
Speaker 4: That kind of describes Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Las Vegas drunk. Yeah, that's what you're doing that.
Speaker 4: Las Vegas is a Phronsia bag of cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was why we were staying at the Sahara
Speaker 1: and it was maybe a month before the Sahara got
Speaker 1: demolished and we went we the windows. Whatever guard was
Speaker 1: on the windows, they had taken that off already, but
Speaker 1: they still let us stay there so we could open
Speaker 1: our windows and going through the roof of the of
Speaker 1: the casino. So we were just walking around on the
Speaker 1: roof of the casino while the sun was coming up,
Speaker 1: and he was just squeezing cheese from his bag. I
Speaker 1: mean that's living. Yeah, that is living right there. I
Speaker 1: was like, what a great, delightful night. I'll remember all
Speaker 1: of this. You won't, but I will, and I'm loving it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was some guilty pleasure childhood aerosol cheese in
Speaker 4: a where you it's like a flexible tip and you
Speaker 4: just the ready is it whiz wiz?
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's one of them. You put it on
Speaker 1: a trusket, right, yeah, like a little cracker.
Speaker 4: I think it's called ready cheese. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're saying you're ready whip and that's the whip cream.
Speaker 4: Okay that I'm thinking of all the different aerosol based trees,
Speaker 4: there's a lot. Never at my house, only at a
Speaker 4: friend's house. It's like no one's looking. Let me put
Speaker 4: my fist in this box of sugar cereal I'm not allowed.
Speaker 4: And also some.
Speaker 1: Cheese pumpkin size frosty made the Marquis.
Speaker 6: Hey, oh boy, this is a beautiful, beautiful Wendy brick
Speaker 6: and mortar, weies and empty.
Speaker 2: I know, okay, how many people want a pumpkin frosty?
Speaker 1: I would like that. I would like it small one,
Speaker 1: Yeahali says no. I think I'm okay, but thank you?
Speaker 1: Can I also get would a small fry for the
Speaker 1: car be good? I was absolutely gonna get. It's great,
Speaker 1: perfect because we're doing a frosty. I'm curious to see
Speaker 1: how the pump how the pumpkin works with the fry,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to get the classic chocolate frosty just
Speaker 2: so we can be frusting. And really, this is what
Speaker 2: we do in Brandy's on this podcast. Yeah, is we
Speaker 2: get real analytical about food that's bad for you?
Speaker 4: Well, it's I have one request. It could a fry
Speaker 4: not be dipped in the frosty because I've seen that
Speaker 4: happen and it might make me leap out of the car.
Speaker 4: Why I don't want a fry dipped in the frosty
Speaker 4: nowhere near me?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: You don't have to have that on your frosty, right,
Speaker 2: everybody can have individual ship.
Speaker 1: I was going to dip my fries into your frosty.
Speaker 1: I was going to dip my fingers into your frosty
Speaker 1: and then and then spooed it onto the fry like
Speaker 1: a spread, and then put it into my mouth.
Speaker 2: So two fries and three Frosty's, yes, okay, Oh very exciting.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 2: Can I get two medium French fries and two of your.
Speaker 1: Pumpkin spice Frosty's and one chocolate frosty? Thank you?
Speaker 4: Oh that taco salad?
Speaker 1: Oh you want taco salad?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, but that was the taco salad used to
Speaker 1: be my move.
Speaker 4: And that looks great.
Speaker 1: It's legit.
Speaker 4: I like the round tostitos chips.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, I don't. I've never seen them have
Speaker 2: a taco salad. Oh they've had it for a long time.
Speaker 1: Please describe it to me in detail.
Speaker 4: Okay, so round tostitos style chips.
Speaker 1: Ye, ground round tostados chips. Then you've got your a
Speaker 1: space obviously, you've got your chop chopped tomatoes. You have
Speaker 1: a cup of chili that comes with you. Put the
Speaker 1: chili on there. You salad and you're salad. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's because it's like but it's it's like a taco
Speaker 1: meaty chili. I mean it's it's yeah, and then you
Speaker 1: do the cheese and the sour cream with it too.
Speaker 1: Sour cream comes in tubes.
Speaker 4: They did chili without beans.
Speaker 1: I believe there's beans in it, but I think it's
Speaker 1: like more like a black bean chili. Like I kind
Speaker 1: of feel like.
Speaker 7: They have small chilis. It's really nice. Yeah, it's a delight.
Speaker 7: It's a what makes it taco? If chili is your meat.
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's like a more of like
Speaker 1: a spicy chili situation. Okay, I mean it's also Wendy's,
Speaker 1: so you know, it's chili. And there's also the chips
Speaker 1: in it. The chips are in it as well. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, cheese. Oh there's salsa too. The bass, it's
Speaker 1: the bass, she said, she called it a bass. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh oh oh my oh exclusive. Yeah. Wendy's Taco Salad
Speaker 1: fan favorite as of September twenty third, twenty nineteen. This
Speaker 1: article fan favorite. Yeah, because it packs and veggies and
Speaker 1: flavor all at once.
Speaker 2: Everything you're looking for. At a fast food restaurant. You
Speaker 2: know there's a Wendy's. So Wendy's is probably my pick
Speaker 2: for well depending but if you're going to get a meal, yes,
Speaker 2: I love a Wendy's.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: And there's a Wendy's on the Highland, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And I would go buy it to get to the
Speaker 2: freeway to go back to my house and I'd be like, no,
Speaker 2: I have to go, and it would be like this struggle,
Speaker 2: don't go, don't go, and then I'd go anyway.
Speaker 4: Hmm.
Speaker 2: And one time I was there trying to order just
Speaker 2: whatever the combo was that I was getting, and the
Speaker 2: guy that was taking order, I was like, can I get?
Speaker 1: I wanted large fries, but a small drink. Oh thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, Oh thank you. There's straws in there.
Speaker 2: We've got that spoons no straws though, okay, can we
Speaker 2: have a couple of straws?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Don't be mad. It's making me feel very
Speaker 1: uncivilized because I feel like I don't usually use a
Speaker 1: straw or a spoon with a frosty. I guess straws
Speaker 1: make it really difficult.
Speaker 4: Did a double drive through episode.
Speaker 2: This is like your parents are on vacation and like,
Speaker 2: you have the insane babysitter.
Speaker 1: Lit'll do whatever you want.
Speaker 4: Thanks, guys, look at my terrible window washing job.
Speaker 1: Oh well we didn't hit that guy.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 1: End of this story.
Speaker 2: Yes, the guy goes, so, I was like, can I
Speaker 2: get a large combo but with a small drink because
Speaker 2: I wanted a bunch of fries but not one of
Speaker 2: those crazy gigantic drinks. And I just ordered a diet
Speaker 2: coke And then he goes, well, I mean it might
Speaker 2: as well not get a diet.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, wow.
Speaker 2: And I was sitting there and I go like, I
Speaker 2: was like, you're definitely new, Like I don't know what
Speaker 2: the hell, but I just go are you for real?
Speaker 1: And then he started laughing.
Speaker 2: I think it was high, and he goes, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and then please drive forward.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious.
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, that is amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was wild. I was just like, what you
Speaker 2: just did is so not allowed. It's kind of funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I like that he left before the apology, which,
Speaker 4: of course.
Speaker 1: It's like, sir, that shouldn't have come out of your mouth.
Speaker 1: You're a dipshit. Wow.
Speaker 5: But also, yeah, why would you even like it's like,
Speaker 5: so you could don't do that to people or they'll
Speaker 5: never come here, like this is not where you confront
Speaker 5: people about their their lives.
Speaker 1: No, he's just.
Speaker 4: Working there before he gets his Uh, it's like business,
Speaker 4: the business business off the ground. That is shame people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoa thank you?
Speaker 4: Are we going to do this on? We've had a
Speaker 4: lot of complaints about they get to hear the enjoyment.
Speaker 4: Hey do you like ASMI I forgot No, that is enjoyable.
Speaker 4: But maybe we should wrap it up because now it's
Speaker 4: a perfect time because I have a mouthful food.
Speaker 2: Great, wait really quick by m hm, do you have
Speaker 2: anything to plug?
Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram and Twitter and blue
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Speaker 1: you see tour dates.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have a podcast called Lady to Lady Barbara Gray
Speaker 1: and Tess Barker on the Exactly Right Media Network. It's
Speaker 1: a delight. I have an album called Opinion Cave that
Speaker 1: you can listen to where every listen to albums. I
Speaker 1: have a new one coming out early next year, and
Speaker 1: that'll be a comedy special too, which is fun that
Speaker 1: I'm putting out on my record label that I run.
Speaker 4: That's what I was going to ask about, and I
Speaker 4: didn't want to.
Speaker 1: I have a record they book called burn This Record.
Speaker 1: You can find us on Instagram for now, and we're
Speaker 1: putting out a bunch of really fun things coming out
Speaker 1: in the next year. I do a show monthly in
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Speaker 1: and they live animate your jokes during your set. Chris
Speaker 1: has done the show as a comedian and as an animator.
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Speaker 4: Here, Well now I would be I now know how
Speaker 4: to draw on a on a tablet. So yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: You're great at it. And that's monthly in LA, and yeah,
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