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Speaker 1: are this is another episode of Formal Decisions. As you
Speaker 1: guys here, we have two fabulous guests. We'll go ahead
Speaker 1: and interring st ourselves first this year. Girl maybe bak
Speaker 1: Man does like okay, Boody ben aka Beach and I'm
Speaker 1: staying next to my wonderful co host, I'm Wheezy and
Speaker 1: we have some ladies. By the way, I want to
Speaker 1: give a little intro to this. So we have a
Speaker 1: lot of people that write us. I'm gonna be totally
Speaker 1: honest with you, just I'm gonna be honest. People write
Speaker 1: us all the time, and I'm just like, so our
Speaker 1: guests canceled on us today and I was trying to
Speaker 1: didn't want to record with me solo, That's really what
Speaker 1: it was, but only time to have some more guests
Speaker 1: something a lot of solo lately. I'm like, let me
Speaker 1: just think of someone. And then I remember clicking on
Speaker 1: your Instagram and I didn't hear your podcast. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys just looks fun, that's the truth. Really. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: played two minutes and I was like, oh, yeah, like
Speaker 1: this is perfect, you know, because we've had our mothers
Speaker 1: on and they have different energy. Even though my mom
Speaker 1: is pretty similar to what I was it um, and
Speaker 1: I was just really impressed. And I think it's going
Speaker 1: to be a lot of fun because we all need
Speaker 1: some advice, I think sometimes from someone that's just wiser multigeneration,
Speaker 1: have been a mother and you know grandma, Well that's
Speaker 1: where I was this morning. You're a No, she's a mess.
Speaker 1: It's my other daughter, a fucking mess. No what, I'm
Speaker 1: being honest. Literally who the doctor and older sister is
Speaker 1: like sickening, you really want to throw up from her
Speaker 1: because she's married, she danced for New York City Bellet,
Speaker 1: she married the chater. She's nounciating. And I came out
Speaker 1: and I was like, no more no. Literally, the older
Speaker 1: daughter is like I cannot talk about her one more
Speaker 1: minute because all I really care about it is hard
Speaker 1: because she's such a mess. But literally, I was may
Speaker 1: be sitting today and I've been this since seven in
Speaker 1: the morning, and Tori goes, We've got to go to
Speaker 1: this podcast. These girls are fabulous, and I'm like and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I am freaking exhausted. I just changed the
Speaker 1: goddamn shit out of my grandson. All right, Um, he's
Speaker 1: eating every two minutes, he's trying to sleep, he's screaming.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just I just want to go watch Netflix.
Speaker 1: But anyway, but you're happier here. Guys are amazing. But
Speaker 1: I think that we're gonna be on the same energy.
Speaker 1: I had a booty call it four a m And
Speaker 1: I worked all day, so I had a long day,
Speaker 1: just like you're the baby too. And I wasn't changing
Speaker 1: the but I did try to stick my finger in
Speaker 1: as he moved my hand. Ever, so jealous. This is this.
Speaker 1: So I'm listening to Tori on a podcasty about my podcast,
Speaker 1: like I talk, I'm very open. Yeah, okay, so are you? Oh? Thanks? Mom? Hello,
Speaker 1: She's she's not she's the other one, the creative, the
Speaker 1: one who makes no money. We support her? Who wild anyway, No,
Speaker 1: I'm Tory Piskin I am. I guess the other half
Speaker 1: of the podcast. I have my mom called got it
Speaker 1: from my mama that you would have dragged me into
Speaker 1: It's like my tenth job. She's like, could you be
Speaker 1: here on? I need you? What I work? I want
Speaker 1: to know. I know my own fitness studios with the
Speaker 1: good daughter even no money. What's your fitness called Cha's fitness?
Speaker 1: Is it on class brows? It is stop it. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 1: horror regularly, I'll just give you a few classes. Now
Speaker 1: you're written, you're written, Okay, anyway, let's get to the point.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so we started. I started. We started the podcast.
Speaker 1: They went through like a really bad breakup and my
Speaker 1: mom is just giving me like all this wisdom but
Speaker 1: also like talking so much about my ex that it
Speaker 1: was so funny. And I was like, people need to
Speaker 1: hear this, like not specifically sucks, No, I mean Josh
Speaker 1: Andrews the same name, yeahs basic white boy. And my
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is so like funny. My
Speaker 1: mom she just gives like such crazy wisdom. So I
Speaker 1: was like, why not start of a a podcast? And like no,
Speaker 1: But I was like, first of all, so she had
Speaker 1: this boy we talk about a lot because I'm obsessed
Speaker 1: and I'm more angry than she is. I am like
Speaker 1: obsessed and I want to get to kill so I
Speaker 1: want to go to the skate and that's my bad break.
Speaker 1: Hill is very bad today, Like you kind of don't
Speaker 1: want to stay at him, but I want to stay
Speaker 1: at him. I fucking want to take a knife, and
Speaker 1: my husband does too, you know, both of us. You
Speaker 1: want to skate up and just what you do. He's
Speaker 1: a fun face. Saw on the podcast, like, but he
Speaker 1: is the thing. So Tori was on another podcast, remember
Speaker 1: all these people. Anyways, she's talking about ass play and
Speaker 1: now I am like when the tour salad and and
Speaker 1: I'm like, my husband happened on speaker and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like and I'm like going, oh my fucking
Speaker 1: what she does. It was with the old boyfriend. I
Speaker 1: didn't know any of this. You don't know old boyfriends
Speaker 1: what she did and finger your asshole? Now it was
Speaker 1: in his Alright, you know, my mom was gonna listen.
Speaker 1: She loves everything I do, so she's listened. As question
Speaker 1: for me, Tori, tell you about us today, what we listened?
Speaker 1: What was your listened to the first one, so I
Speaker 1: kind of knew what was coming. She's very I'm also
Speaker 1: very liberal because of her, you know. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know what to say, and part of me is
Speaker 1: like I don't want to listen, but part of me
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, this is like really I'm
Speaker 1: living through her and I'm living through both of you.
Speaker 1: I think what it comes down to though, for me
Speaker 1: and maybe your mom's felt that way, is I just
Speaker 1: think it is so difficult out there today for a
Speaker 1: woman woman. I think the apps and type of dating,
Speaker 1: I think I sucked today. No, I don't mean that.
Speaker 1: I'm not like even king. They don't even know how
Speaker 1: to change tires anymore. Pictures having to find old Mexicans
Speaker 1: on Craigslist to come and do ship because the niggas
Speaker 1: I we can't do what bad. All they do is
Speaker 1: they just do it for beer and for a six
Speaker 1: pack of beer, like if you go east Craigslist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like we were taking a little bit of cash and
Speaker 1: then six packs of beer. We used to do it
Speaker 1: in Florida all the time. My mom would go outside
Speaker 1: at home, deepole. She's like, I'm gonna get this watch me.
Speaker 1: She excuse me. He looks he's got a trump That's it.
Speaker 1: But no, I agree with you, like just the things
Speaker 1: that older men like, the qualities of men and if
Speaker 1: you go into the patriarchy system and all the things
Speaker 1: that men are supposed to do as far as providers
Speaker 1: and all the things around the house, like the building,
Speaker 1: the putting stuff together. I had to put together. I
Speaker 1: mean he was a felon, but he made me. He
Speaker 1: maybe put my own bookshelf together did not teach you
Speaker 1: that in jail just he must get in the in
Speaker 1: classes to love after lock Up. I know it was
Speaker 1: the library because oh he was in the library watched
Speaker 1: all the Love after lock Up. The accents do the
Speaker 1: accents back and forth accent, that's yeah, I do a
Speaker 1: lot of like together. I was gonna ask you. I
Speaker 1: tweeted something the other day and I said, I've met
Speaker 1: so many people that have never heard i'd love you,
Speaker 1: like in my age or in their thirties from a partner.
Speaker 1: And I'm starting to wonder if it's because of how
Speaker 1: dating works now, you know what I mean, Like it's
Speaker 1: so fast to find someone instant gratification of swiping. Your
Speaker 1: standards are already fucked up because you're looking at these
Speaker 1: gorgeous girls. I mean, I'm so grateful for the people
Speaker 1: that I sleep with right now. It's a guy and
Speaker 1: a girl, but they make me feel really beautiful. I
Speaker 1: already know on Instagram they're looking at other things. You know,
Speaker 1: she she needs to switch it up. Go ahead and
Speaker 1: we'll see. I'm even hearing that L word, Like there's
Speaker 1: like guys who have said that to me before, And
Speaker 1: I go right to like you love me or this
Speaker 1: pussy which one? Because then I don't believe them when
Speaker 1: they say they love me. I think it's just you
Speaker 1: don't believe. You don't believe. I think there's parts of
Speaker 1: me that a little. But I don't think it's all
Speaker 1: you only make it a joke like that because they're
Speaker 1: not saying it seriously enough. I don't feel like it's serious,
Speaker 1: like or I think people are just getting into relationships
Speaker 1: like so much later in life, right do you think
Speaker 1: so for the first time? Like I have a lot
Speaker 1: of friends who are like twenty eight and have never
Speaker 1: been in a relationship. I haven't been. I haven't been
Speaker 1: in a monogamous, committed relationship since high school. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think that speaks to what's going on out there.
Speaker 1: But let's just quickly to tell them the story of
Speaker 1: what happened the other night. What happened? It's another one
Speaker 1: I pieces of ship? She finds if it's an app
Speaker 1: a loser, lost person, no commitment, fuck face, toriys on
Speaker 1: that app? Did you know there was app? She finds it.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just you know, where it is what
Speaker 1: happen is seeing or hinge or which one, No, well
Speaker 1: the one hinge let the guy on there because he literally,
Speaker 1: so we're talking less than twelve hours of him having
Speaker 1: my number, he started calling me the pet name, so
Speaker 1: he called me boo. So I literally said, hey, can
Speaker 1: you please refrain from calling me that we don't know
Speaker 1: each other like that? He said, Yo, you're weird at
Speaker 1: fuck and then blocked me. I couldn't even respond after
Speaker 1: he caught me weird, Yo, let me delete this out.
Speaker 1: But these things, all this hate when people like things,
Speaker 1: they get a leg up on me and then block me.
Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna tell you right now, I find your
Speaker 1: Instagram phone call. That's it. Where is the phone call? Predicts?
Speaker 1: Just tell them? Said okay, I don't okay, night we
Speaker 1: take arsan X. Let me get to is told another
Speaker 1: what did I tell him? Get to this story and
Speaker 1: just tell you? Are you got all of our moms?
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you two? She said, tell him
Speaker 1: the story because I hate him. I can't sweet tell
Speaker 1: them the same thing. It's a month thing. I can't
Speaker 1: even based. Number two was face number. I was seeing
Speaker 1: this guy. It's actually fifty three, but okay, I sing
Speaker 1: this guy for like a month. We met on tinder,
Speaker 1: I kind of. I really liked him. We had the
Speaker 1: same birthday, and that was okay, well like a month
Speaker 1: and a half. I was tortured for like two months, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So he asked me like hang out with him one night.
Speaker 1: He's like, come, I want you to be my friends.
Speaker 1: Got me his friends, and he's like acting really cold.
Speaker 1: When I get there, like this is weird. Must be
Speaker 1: drunk or high. And then like thirty minutes then I
Speaker 1: see out of the corner of my eye he's on
Speaker 1: hinge while he's with you, like in a conversation with
Speaker 1: someone you only and I was like, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to do. Was swiping, don't even he was
Speaker 1: talking to someone else talking. He was hour ago. I'm
Speaker 1: at work, be quiet. I'm at work. I can't so anyway,
Speaker 1: so he was like also, he's like I'm lending, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna sleep over. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I was like if I need to sleep I was like, son,
Speaker 1: I was so shocked. And then it's it's weird because
Speaker 1: you can't really say anything because you were the one
Speaker 1: who was like breaking your neck to look a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, well he did, no, I
Speaker 1: did and had experienced be like face right, so then
Speaker 1: he was like face. So that I was like okay,
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna go home then and he's like okay. Also,
Speaker 1: this is a guy that like we we would like
Speaker 1: speak all the time on the phone. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: a relationship, but we were like together, I felt. But
Speaker 1: he also told me in the beginning that he didn't
Speaker 1: want a relationship anyway, so we were He's like, she
Speaker 1: should have ended it. But with the same birthday, it
Speaker 1: felt like such a connection. We're born a half an hour.
Speaker 1: She tells me, do you know what try? She goes,
Speaker 1: I met him. This is kind of charisma. This this
Speaker 1: and I got another one that's gonna fuck her. She
Speaker 1: tells me this, and you know what I say, don't
Speaker 1: sleep with them. You get so much out of a
Speaker 1: man when you don't sleep. I'm really freaking out because
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm looking at my mother. It's like,
Speaker 1: can we change? You know this? Can we change? I
Speaker 1: will be your mom and she could have Tori. I
Speaker 1: will pay har to have touring. My mom is not
Speaker 1: whatever my mom look at the last time, this is
Speaker 1: no bullshit. I didn't even hope that. I gotta put
Speaker 1: my glass. I can't see ship. Now you last text
Speaker 1: call me? Please? Tor, I do the same thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: you must be doing the nasty great girl. So I
Speaker 1: do the same thing, Mom, I must be doing with that?
Speaker 1: Do you that an answer? I don't respond because I can't, like,
Speaker 1: you know, help her with her my my mom Literally,
Speaker 1: if I'm respond to that, can She'll be like, hello?
Speaker 1: My mom is like a third year old girl. I
Speaker 1: just got a cellphone for the first time. Now you
Speaker 1: text mask? Yeah, that is hilarious. So, ladies, what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do with you? We have a we have two segments,
Speaker 1: or a few segments. What we do. The first one
Speaker 1: when we talk about sex in the news. So this
Speaker 1: one that I found is very interesting. Um, it's actually
Speaker 1: here in New York. It happened in Brooklyn, and it's
Speaker 1: called When the Dominatrix Moved in next Door. Um. A
Speaker 1: kink collective in a residential area of Brooklyn has upset
Speaker 1: longtime residents and has resulted in a culture clash and
Speaker 1: gentrification struggle all wrapped into one fight. Um. This is
Speaker 1: from New York Times. Basically, the neighbors in this neighborhood
Speaker 1: had a problem with this woman's kinks and how she
Speaker 1: decided to live as a dominatrix. She kind of had
Speaker 1: a dungeon, and the thing that people her clients were
Speaker 1: like coming and here the Billions. That's what I watched Billions.
Speaker 1: It's like that street. I love that part of it.
Speaker 1: The show ahead, So it says the dispute began in
Speaker 1: January when miss Miller began noticing men, some of whom
Speaker 1: she called weird looking, coming and going from the house
Speaker 1: next door. It was like a heavy, continuous pattern of
Speaker 1: these guys that aren't in the neighborhood, she said, Because
Speaker 1: she lived alone, the foot traffic made her uneasy. So
Speaker 1: perturbed she quickly put up flyers calling for a meeting
Speaker 1: with the block association and urging local residents to call
Speaker 1: the community board and the police about a gentleman's sex
Speaker 1: club that had no business being on the block. Now,
Speaker 1: after weeks of outcry and several community meetings, Miss Taylor
Speaker 1: is planning to move her custom built kinky clubhouse where
Speaker 1: folks play with the boundaries of trust and consent, under
Speaker 1: pressure from Miss Miller, who says that the dominatries dominatresses
Speaker 1: did not have her consent to be there. So basically
Speaker 1: the neighborhood got together for this woman who's enjoying her
Speaker 1: kinks in her own house and to get here's the
Speaker 1: only way I think they have a shot to ship
Speaker 1: if she's running a business out of her home, right,
Speaker 1: you're right, right if she's charging because here's the thing,
Speaker 1: you can't grow with you and I'm outside of a
Speaker 1: daycare though, a lot of people run businesses out of
Speaker 1: their homes. And yeah, but like if you're gonna have
Speaker 1: patrons coming to your house, like, come on, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just gonna be totally honest with you. We host
Speaker 1: this show and I support sex work, but I do
Speaker 1: get like about in calls because here's the thing. If
Speaker 1: I was home and every time I like walked out
Speaker 1: in my building, I saw a guy there, and maybe
Speaker 1: that scared me, Like I could see how you'd be
Speaker 1: kind of freaked out, right, However, most escorts that I know,
Speaker 1: like never do it in their house. True, however, sounds
Speaker 1: like a beginner this one. She's like, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: it out of my apartment. You know how girls are
Speaker 1: like you where you sleep Chnically, you shouldn't try has
Speaker 1: a day job, but she's like at night, you know,
Speaker 1: instead of a jeweler, i'mcoming like a dominator trying it.
Speaker 1: And the thing is like, you want to give this
Speaker 1: person their privacy and the right. I don't really know
Speaker 1: if it's kin shaming from being it's funny because that's
Speaker 1: what she said in the meeting. She said Miss Taylor
Speaker 1: told her critics in the room, you don't have to
Speaker 1: kink shame or say that people are creepy because of
Speaker 1: because they enjoy doing what they do. She added that
Speaker 1: her hope when she moved to Bedford Stuyvestant was to
Speaker 1: have a nice relationship with a nice community of woke people. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's sex fine, I mean that's what they're doing in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: bro But but they are doing if you watch the
Speaker 1: show Billions, what do they know? The world street guys
Speaker 1: that are going to a woman like that, you know
Speaker 1: this and a woman that talking to a woman like that.
Speaker 1: If you watch it, and that's the power things, right,
Speaker 1: It's like maybe they should try that towards you're doing. No,
Speaker 1: I don't like for work, for work like you don't
Speaker 1: make money. This would be a she does you know,
Speaker 1: she makes much makes good money editing. Thank god, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I and my husband always goes, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, can't she just want to do that? I
Speaker 1: thank god? Damn And no, anyway, maybe you should try that.
Speaker 1: What domini dominant? Do you think you'd be a good
Speaker 1: dominant domino? Would be like, it's like a lot of
Speaker 1: very yeah, so the only thing. So I've looked into
Speaker 1: more and so um a lot of people who I've
Speaker 1: been honestly talking about foot fetishes a lot. But if
Speaker 1: you guys are into dominatrix, there's also fet life, which
Speaker 1: is an app for a lot of you guys to
Speaker 1: look into. But I'm super into taking control over men,
Speaker 1: like I like men to be my bitch. So we
Speaker 1: talked love you that's the way it should go. I agree.
Speaker 1: Resider yourself a dominant or submissive person. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: now talk about her. I'm married thirty eight years. No, no,
Speaker 1: hold on, we are like done, We're like, we're like no,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean, tories tories dying. I mean, I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: Were lucky if we do it at this point. No,
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of years. So it's true, Like
Speaker 1: my mother told me it's like I'm being a few
Speaker 1: times a year. Yes, yeah, Torry, I'm sorry she doesn't
Speaker 1: heard this like I hear a thing about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's like at the point you look like
Speaker 1: you're tiing that I don't want to forget it. I
Speaker 1: fuck it, we'll do it in three months from now.
Speaker 1: It's really the truth is that sad. It's a little sad.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask me. I'm curious to your
Speaker 1: husband's age, sex is diminished, thanks thrilled. He was very
Speaker 1: active when you were younger, know what? But yes, it's
Speaker 1: a long time. And here's the thing, do you really
Speaker 1: want to be married thirty eight years? Like telling people
Speaker 1: you listen to this, I love him? No, he gets
Speaker 1: really mad at the podcast. My mom will talked about
Speaker 1: how fat my dad is on the podcast, and my
Speaker 1: dad isn't fat at all. He just needs to like
Speaker 1: go to a gym. Maybe you need to do something anyway.
Speaker 1: You're very like, no, I am, I am. I I
Speaker 1: understand that he doesn't have to be, but thirty eight
Speaker 1: years is it? It's not easy, It's not it's it
Speaker 1: took a lot to get here, So become like more
Speaker 1: like best friends. Now, I'm not saying it should happen
Speaker 1: to both of you because we met very young. So
Speaker 1: here's the good thing about meeting older. Maybe at my
Speaker 1: age you'll be having rampant sex, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like we were like twenty years old. So by this time,
Speaker 1: it's like, forget just get the Netflix on. Now one
Speaker 1: more turned on by Netflix. I like the show Outlander
Speaker 1: on stock it's porn. Should I just say I might
Speaker 1: want to name this. I thought we were gonna name
Speaker 1: a face, but now I kind of like, daddy won't
Speaker 1: hear this? Right? My mom says that, yeah, the wone. Now.
Speaker 1: So when we were on Iceland, she asked, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna talk about? I was like, I'm my mom,
Speaker 1: what kind of question is that? You know? We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about? DDY won't understand anyway, So we and he
Speaker 1: did it. I'm talking to I'm almost started having a
Speaker 1: conversation because now she doesn't have to ask what I
Speaker 1: do because between her looking at my story, my Twitter
Speaker 1: feed anything, because the podcast, she doesn't even ask what's
Speaker 1: going on in my mind. She now just brings it
Speaker 1: in my attention and she's like, you know, um thing
Speaker 1: to the to the podcast and girl, I turn it off.
Speaker 1: She's like it kind of got a little out there,
Speaker 1: and um, I just had to turn it off. Man,
Speaker 1: But she'll like come to me with this stuff. But
Speaker 1: it's now like i'd be like, bitch, I'm about to
Speaker 1: find your IP address for your phone. Do know how
Speaker 1: it works? But I'm about now. I'm like, if I
Speaker 1: go into one else's podcast, I'm like, is she gonna
Speaker 1: listen to every single thing I said? One thing once
Speaker 1: I was talking about, like I think like touching with
Speaker 1: the with the salad, the old boyfriend actor. You know
Speaker 1: what peg is? Can we call you my mom? Mom?
Speaker 1: You don't know what peggan? No, No, it's time to
Speaker 1: let me get Let's tell me so we did so
Speaker 1: bad with fictionary. Let's get this is. I'm a woman,
Speaker 1: a woman, here's haman you better really anything? Wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait, We're gonna basically like how the man is
Speaker 1: like like a should be way taller than that. My
Speaker 1: guy is taller. Actually that's a good point. This is
Speaker 1: normally what they look like. Okay, but I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to show the angle here because what Mandy does she
Speaker 1: wears a strap one. I need you to can you
Speaker 1: color it into got a big stop it? Wow, that's big.
Speaker 1: It is big. You should I know you do, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Wait stop it, Tori. Have you done that? No? I'm like,
Speaker 1: havn't done it was almost there. If she's doing fingers,
Speaker 1: that's the next was there. I have to find the
Speaker 1: right person. I asked him my because I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, do you want me to do that?
Speaker 1: And he's like no, oh, he said no. I mean
Speaker 1: you probably could have warmed him up, but he's yeah,
Speaker 1: he's saying that. But I think Tory has to stop
Speaker 1: fucking white guys. I told you this good now if
Speaker 1: you have to really try to good listening. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: being we know, a panderer, but I'm feeling this because
Speaker 1: I feel like you're past the bullshit. I think this
Speaker 1: is I tell you this today. Tell the truth, but
Speaker 1: just story. So you gotta stoping white guys because I
Speaker 1: don't do you know, I miss a true story. I
Speaker 1: was with my friend John, he's a comedian. I do
Speaker 1: like sketches with him, and she was like you she
Speaker 1: just like date like black eyes. I think they will
Speaker 1: treat you better. I'm don't. Okay, Well, now that now
Speaker 1: that now I might not want to just say that,
Speaker 1: I'll kind nothing with the bullshit too. Maybe maybe she
Speaker 1: has to change it up. I mean she's got to
Speaker 1: do so. You will definitely experience a little bit of indifference.
Speaker 1: I think as far as like, so I did white
Speaker 1: guys in a day Black guess we European white guys,
Speaker 1: because there's a part of me that's like kind of
Speaker 1: nervous that they'll be like racist if they're American. But
Speaker 1: I'm from Florida, from Florida. But I do find that
Speaker 1: black men are sometimes just being totally honest, strangely a
Speaker 1: little more in tune with how they're treating me, Like
Speaker 1: they're more conscious of what's going on. Sometimes it's like
Speaker 1: I can't explain it, and I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: because we're connecting on a different level that maybe I'm
Speaker 1: not connecting with that white guy. But I have found
Speaker 1: that black men have just genuinely understood where I'm coming
Speaker 1: from more um as far as like when it comes
Speaker 1: from the things I'm looking for a relationship, they're more
Speaker 1: honest and upfront with me. If I'm saying and I'm
Speaker 1: looking for a boyfriend, and they're like funny to give
Speaker 1: you that. I don't know if you're talking like that though,
Speaker 1: and like you wait, this is what's so sad to me?
Speaker 1: So sad white guys, I just listen to me and
Speaker 1: don't respond. But happen what happens? I'll what're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah no, but the last guy all right, this is
Speaker 1: you Tory, and I feel terrible. You want to go.
Speaker 1: Wait what about John? John? Yes? Yes, but is John
Speaker 1: is over sleep Sue. He's very tall, he's like six five.
Speaker 1: Don't see a picture like like like John, I happened.
Speaker 1: I want Tory to be with John, but if she
Speaker 1: can't because she feels it. Friends, I'm giving him to
Speaker 1: you're giving me John. Don't put John on the spot.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see until we often show them John,
Speaker 1: So show weezy Johnny. She does great videos with him.
Speaker 1: Let me know if he's got a great sense to
Speaker 1: you mark four six four that's I think he's like,
Speaker 1: is this my tight? No? No? Oh okay. He's definitely
Speaker 1: not ugly. He's not well, I'm shallow. So she's cute.
Speaker 1: He's just not your he's older. He's older. I don't
Speaker 1: know you understand what any lights are like, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: that's your probly less guy on hand. Would so wrong, Mandy,
Speaker 1: mama lul loose talking. Look at me. I was just
Speaker 1: with my grandson today. Listen to me. I'm about to
Speaker 1: throw a tantrent. That is, she's about to play baby shark. Wait, baby, no,
Speaker 1: baby shark. Did you just think baby shark shark? Hooktail?
Speaker 1: You need to stop dating these young guys? Why you
Speaker 1: don't have a boy friend. So here's the thing. How
Speaker 1: do you like younger guys? No? No, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no right now to say, now have some grown ass
Speaker 1: niggas in this room and anything too. So here's dandy,
Speaker 1: I get that. Let me let me break this. When's
Speaker 1: the last time you dated someone older than you? Okay?
Speaker 1: I mean I have sex with someone who's older than me?
Speaker 1: Because she say dating dating? They still be in the millennials.
Speaker 1: What is X is that before us? I don't want
Speaker 1: them old niggas? Baby? But why do you like? Why
Speaker 1: do you like your girls? That's a good point. Why
Speaker 1: do you like the Okay, so here we go. Here's
Speaker 1: what do they have to offer. Here's first off, mind
Speaker 1: be millionaires, Mandy like starting lineup like you know when
Speaker 1: you want a draft. Yeah, then they're like to fresh
Speaker 1: out of college. Mandy's always like, so you like hard
Speaker 1: Actually Harvard doesn't be in the I mean they're cute.
Speaker 1: I'll go to Howard before getting that clear. Tori's never
Speaker 1: dated anyone from any of those. So, so here's here's
Speaker 1: the thing. College you're in you're an eskateboy. You make
Speaker 1: no money right now, you have no job you lost.
Speaker 1: Let's go. So with dating in the space of social media,
Speaker 1: of dating apps, it's awful. Yes, So I have a
Speaker 1: lot of friends who do deal with older men. I
Speaker 1: tend to see that the same issues that they have
Speaker 1: with dating older men may or may not be the
Speaker 1: very same issues that I would have with dating with
Speaker 1: a younger man. Here's the other thing, at twenty eight,
Speaker 1: at eight, I'm still not in the phase where I
Speaker 1: want children. So I'm either meeting someone if they're thirty eight,
Speaker 1: have they come with a lot of baggage as then
Speaker 1: they have multiple kids? And almost they have multiple kids
Speaker 1: and multiple kids. Why is what your daughter's gonna deal with?
Speaker 1: It she deals with true? You know, I meant painting
Speaker 1: a very bad picture. I was hopeful today. I was
Speaker 1: like hope telling how this Now, are you ruining it?
Speaker 1: Because I just want to tell you what's going on.
Speaker 1: Mandy is projecting. Okay, she's projecting. I mean, this was
Speaker 1: a serious conversation with my grandson. Man. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you Eastern man, middle Eastern men, black men, just man wives.
Speaker 1: You need to see your polygamous I mean, she's she's crying.
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Speaker 1: your titty some love. I'm crying because becoming with baggage
Speaker 1: or back to that, if they don't have the baggage
Speaker 1: that most typical men do come with, then at thirty eight,
Speaker 1: that's what they want. They want to settle down, and
Speaker 1: they want children, and they want children immediately. And because
Speaker 1: I can't give that, you want a boyfriend, get everyone
Speaker 1: even no twenty three year old that's going to be
Speaker 1: your boyfriend. A lot of three yearlds they have girlfriends.
Speaker 1: I see them all the time. Not so much. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: they're like giving the right out. Okay on tour, you're
Speaker 1: on Twitter. You're very smart. I mean actually I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe your backgrounds successful. Thank you both. Very smart, but
Speaker 1: you need to be like I'm smart in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but you want not here yet,
Speaker 1: but you want a boyfriend? Doesn't fit what you're telling me.
Speaker 1: Hardy eight is very young, is it? Yes? It is today.
Speaker 1: I mean you up behind you with fifty eight. I
Speaker 1: don't even care anymore. No, it's young. I think what
Speaker 1: you're trying to say is like you're the state where
Speaker 1: your life is right, you're twenty eight? You are like,
Speaker 1: I need them young, I need Samona boot Yeah, wait
Speaker 1: a thirty eight? They not meeting. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: powder coming out. Wait a minute, who is she? Where
Speaker 1: are you meeting? Where you see most of your guy
Speaker 1: Instagram first? So I just told my mom what that
Speaker 1: meant the other day. She was like, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Sliding into yours? Like they was fucking you know? No, no, literally,
Speaker 1: She's like, they're sliding to the damn I thought they
Speaker 1: were like having sex. I can't understand. How could I.
Speaker 1: I don't meet everyone from there, I mean I have.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a lot of circles where I
Speaker 1: meet a lot of new people anyways, but I genuinely
Speaker 1: don't find the attraction to older men, and I feel
Speaker 1: like they're kindescending. I like to kind of feel like
Speaker 1: a teacher, but I'm also dominant. So I like to
Speaker 1: feel like I can teach somebody new things. I don't
Speaker 1: like for somebody to tell me, oh, you're too young.
Speaker 1: You all know about that. I don't like that because
Speaker 1: I'm a narcissist a little bit. So I like to
Speaker 1: feel like I don't know. I say, She's like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not. And I was like, look at the map,
Speaker 1: I said, look at the meme. It describes me, Mandy.
Speaker 1: I'm not even I don't be sure. I think you
Speaker 1: gotta switch over to I don't know what I said
Speaker 1: as Jewish. First off, hold on it for the first
Speaker 1: of all, my father's Jewish. No second, and I want
Speaker 1: you she's never been with a Jewish guy. Jewish first,
Speaker 1: when you too. I grew up watching cheap So here's
Speaker 1: a problem, my husband, I was about to say, see,
Speaker 1: I like, I like generous talking to help. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you how I know I can't stay with the
Speaker 1: Jewish man. Tell us my parents fell in love. Right.
Speaker 1: My mom is this hot young black girl. Not really,
Speaker 1: she's mid late thirties, young to you and my father
Speaker 1: and her mit and San Francisco. She's buying or whatever
Speaker 1: she wants. Blah bla blah blah blah boom. Once she
Speaker 1: gets pregnant and they get married. I saw what he
Speaker 1: did from a young age. What did he do? I
Speaker 1: knew he would, like, you want a new Jaguark, I'll
Speaker 1: buy it for you, but it's gonna be ten years old.
Speaker 1: Like he was always fucking cheap. My dad went to
Speaker 1: buy me my first computer. I kid you not. We
Speaker 1: were selling that Apple store. We couldn't get some free.
Speaker 1: He left. We were right to best Buy, and he's like, getaway, Gateway, Gila.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you like, but pick it has
Speaker 1: still be three. And I'm like, daddy, there's only one
Speaker 1: computer that's three and an it doesn't even come with
Speaker 1: a keyboard. He was ridiculous. I'm not gonna be with
Speaker 1: a Jewish man. You should see what he does gets
Speaker 1: all the time. I mean, my daddy jam making it.
Speaker 1: He swear every time I get a discount man, every
Speaker 1: time we go into somewhere, see this time. But maybe
Speaker 1: you just be a young guy. I think you old soul.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. You just want. He wants to be
Speaker 1: like like like, okay, tell me what to do, right.
Speaker 1: I get those okay, but they don't want me to
Speaker 1: relation your mind from when not getting to the core
Speaker 1: is your dominant? Is this I don't even know that
Speaker 1: I know what is going. I don't know because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why because you ate it out. I
Speaker 1: said I want a boyfriend. I would like to here's
Speaker 1: the thing too, so I'm trying to get it to be.
Speaker 1: I've had guys want to be with me, so fellam
Speaker 1: Bay made it like fella Bay wanted to be with me,
Speaker 1: but he was a felonist fell for a second, so
Speaker 1: we may say names of guys Bay, fell Embaye, Scissors, Scissors.
Speaker 1: I really really liked Fellen Bay, enjoyed him, but I'm
Speaker 1: also very big at I feel like when you're in
Speaker 1: your late twenties early thirties, and this can go to
Speaker 1: the listeners too, when you're dating, I don't want a
Speaker 1: date to be claimed. I want a date to build.
Speaker 1: And so if I find someone where I feel like
Speaker 1: he wouldn't be a good partner for me. And I
Speaker 1: was just telling my friend this last night because his
Speaker 1: money isn't where I would need it to be. If
Speaker 1: I'm with somebody, I'm not gonna let my partner struggle.
Speaker 1: And at this point where I'm making the money making.
Speaker 1: I also don't want to get into her relationship as
Speaker 1: an investment to help pick someone up. I want someone
Speaker 1: to either meet me at my level and we build
Speaker 1: each other, but without where we feel like we had
Speaker 1: a little hard It would be an older that would
Speaker 1: So I'm starting to this one guy, you're getting a dad.
Speaker 1: He's Harry. He's thirty three, right, And it's working out
Speaker 1: because I've never heard Mandy say she's dating someone with
Speaker 1: a three in front of their Actually we well, we fucked.
Speaker 1: He was in his twenties. Great, what do you mean
Speaker 1: you skipped for ten years and was so confused? Thing?
Speaker 1: He's out, he's now a free agent. He's retired. So
Speaker 1: now it works out because he's retired football and I
Speaker 1: don't even deal with him like that. But he had
Speaker 1: nine year right right, right athletes context and athletes, So
Speaker 1: you can't have had wives. But that's okay, yeah, I think,
Speaker 1: so go ahead. No, that's that's the Middle Eastern trial.
Speaker 1: That girlfriend, wife and a few young thing in the
Speaker 1: car acting the episode. You know it's true. I was
Speaker 1: babysitting and I'm like, shut up, kid, I'm busy. Trist
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the whole episode was Tristan. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think the thing with you because you're a dominant personal
Speaker 1: quick and I did not. This is what happens when
Speaker 1: Wheezy doesn't have an outline. We got well, bit, Harry,
Speaker 1: You're very knie. I can't believe the paper and the
Speaker 1: pad and boring and that was just so. But by
Speaker 1: the way, that's better than Tori does. I was like,
Speaker 1: we mat that fucking pad with the dick pan and whatever. Tori.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like that. I want the phone going.
Speaker 1: I'm like the pit. By the way, I feel like
Speaker 1: every time someone should drink is when my mom says, Tori,
Speaker 1: you have to be wasted by the end of this episode.
Speaker 1: That's a great sentiments on the actually took go throughout.
Speaker 1: But I just forgot to text you. I think, because
Speaker 1: you're dominating, assume that someone you will let you do
Speaker 1: that and older won't. But you're like, oh, they're gonna
Speaker 1: you know, they're not gonna want me to learn from them,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. I've dated men in their forties that
Speaker 1: can still learn from me. You need to date someone
Speaker 1: that's just receptive and open to that. And I just
Speaker 1: think it's just not happening. Just like with young guys too,
Speaker 1: they know it all. Sometimes you can't tell them ship
Speaker 1: you know, so it's it is the same bullshit. But
Speaker 1: I do think you have better chances with at least
Speaker 1: someone being more committed, which is what you want. I
Speaker 1: really think there's a meme where it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want to get married, and then the very next
Speaker 1: one I posted it today it says why do you
Speaker 1: eat your toast that way? So it's like where it's
Speaker 1: literally like I like someone that I find something that
Speaker 1: I fucking like, can I just say something? So I
Speaker 1: married my husband all right. I don't even really know how.
Speaker 1: I walked down the aisand like I was, no, you
Speaker 1: gotta let you gotta get this. I woke up the
Speaker 1: next day and I looked in when I go, what
Speaker 1: the fund did I get? What did y'all do? It?
Speaker 1: In Vagua? Next day, but this was no, I'm married
Speaker 1: because the same made I'm married to for thirty eight years.
Speaker 1: I literally woke up and said, what the fund did
Speaker 1: I do? Called my mother two days later, I said
Speaker 1: I'm getting a divorce. She hung up on me, and
Speaker 1: she didn't talked to me for three months. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I was so young and it was so
Speaker 1: long ago. I was twenty three. I mean, I wasn't
Speaker 1: and I literally even have a whole phase, did you.
Speaker 1: I didn't know nothing zero. So my mother hung up,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, where the funk am I going?
Speaker 1: I teach aerobics? No, I was like, skid, I was like,
Speaker 1: but I really was like I was really petrified, you
Speaker 1: know what. I was my liking, I'm Jane fucking fund.
Speaker 1: Where am I going? God? Damn? One, two, three, five,
Speaker 1: six seven. But and then finally, and then I was
Speaker 1: just horrible. I was an asshome. One day, I came
Speaker 1: home and it backed any of the Yellow Pages out
Speaker 1: and he goes to me, if you don't go to therapy,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving, you know. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: was like, I better go to therapy because I was
Speaker 1: too scared that we should break up. What were your issues?
Speaker 1: They found? I think I was just here the issue.
Speaker 1: I was just really young and I just wanted to
Speaker 1: be out there more. I wanted to experience life, and
Speaker 1: I didn't really get a chance. And I really because
Speaker 1: at the time, it was like I was expected to
Speaker 1: get married. How do you feel about people that are
Speaker 1: now in open relationships so that they can experience that.
Speaker 1: What do you think of that? Because here's what I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's great if everybody's open to it. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's like, I always go back to Tori,
Speaker 1: but you know, like she says, she meets that the
Speaker 1: fun face number of too. There's been so many, but
Speaker 1: the last one with the hinge date and he said,
Speaker 1: I don't really want a relationship, but she does, but
Speaker 1: she does that you in this, in this realm of dating,
Speaker 1: when someone says that immediately, what is it that you're
Speaker 1: looking for? And what keeps you to talking to someone
Speaker 1: after they tell you what happened with this guy? He
Speaker 1: said that and I said, okay, then we should just
Speaker 1: end it. And then he freaked out and he was like, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: I don't mean like ended, I just mean like, can
Speaker 1: we just take the slow And I was like take
Speaker 1: it slow, like hi, because I think yeah, he just
Speaker 1: like he wanted to be like friends. But I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's gonna have a translation. Boy, you wanted to definitely
Speaker 1: continue the benefits. You wanted to eat his cake or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I think this one didn't have beast like I
Speaker 1: know everything at this point, very plain, so sick. So okay,
Speaker 1: I have a few. Have you ever the icebreakers for
Speaker 1: you guys, even though we're broken, was broken and these
Speaker 1: are for both of you. Mom first, okay, okay, got it? There?
Speaker 1: Have you ever? Yes? Fucked a black guy? Never? No,
Speaker 1: that's why she needs to Once you go black, honey,
Speaker 1: you know what they say, I want to when you
Speaker 1: go back. No, you know you're never gonna you know
Speaker 1: what kind of black guy you need? If you go,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you to everyday people. What's that? The
Speaker 1: black guys that have incense burning like in their house,
Speaker 1: like a Coachella black guy. Like okay, like totally campedo. Nah,
Speaker 1: make video dancing? College? Oh, I don't see you a
Speaker 1: see Yes, it's so beautiful that guy she's trying to
Speaker 1: put you. One time, one time in college, I've made
Speaker 1: out with a guy who is half black. No, that
Speaker 1: doesn't count. It doesn't I mean no, but that's saying
Speaker 1: we're not black. That counts. But then he then his
Speaker 1: roommate lie to me and told me that they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: Stephen isn't black. He's actually the opposite of albino. And
Speaker 1: I think that. I think they were just fucking with me.
Speaker 1: Looked like it was looked half black and I was.
Speaker 1: And then I saw his parents and they were both white.
Speaker 1: I think he's just adopted and everyone's trying. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, and that's the only black experience, you hap,
Speaker 1: this is a problem. People dope afrobeats party and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn walk you know what I'm saying, And they're not,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna walk into this place. Because sometimes when
Speaker 1: I take my white girlfriends into a black space, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, damn, I know. They was about to say,
Speaker 1: I have the opposite thing her just taking to the
Speaker 1: clubs and bars that she frequents, because I literally was like,
Speaker 1: they're stay. I don't like I'm too black. But in
Speaker 1: black guys in that place, you're the you're the girls
Speaker 1: that the black guy because they don't worry. All right,
Speaker 1: I guess your ants playing that out there. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: the fucking guys are so dope. And then they're already
Speaker 1: like you've got to be a little socially conscious already
Speaker 1: to be at everyday people kind of party, and so
Speaker 1: like they're just gonna have convinces control at the house,
Speaker 1: so I'm listen. My dad tells me all the time, like,
Speaker 1: you don't you tell people, you keep telling them you're black?
Speaker 1: You white? You know you're we Jewish? We same thing,
Speaker 1: the same thing. My dad really believes that he believes Jews,
Speaker 1: and I mean look at Brooklyn for real, with like
Speaker 1: Jews and black people, like it's the sane it alright, alright,
Speaker 1: I think the between the oppression between both, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're being honest here. Jewish people are the most hated
Speaker 1: white people ever, if you want to call them, right,
Speaker 1: they are. They also own everything, so anymore? Now did
Speaker 1: you watch Black Clansmen? How people talk about Jews. It's
Speaker 1: it is bad, it is barely bad. And like the
Speaker 1: way that black people are treated, and there's this thing
Speaker 1: of being the minorities. I mean, I hate to say that.
Speaker 1: I mean Jews are we are we are we I
Speaker 1: mean swipe this a lot, but you can have another
Speaker 1: way of black bass. My dad was like yelling at me,
Speaker 1: He's like, you need a Jew and I was like, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll download jay Swipe. Is that like soul swipe? Like
Speaker 1: is where you know? Actually the black Jews? No, those
Speaker 1: don't exist except for the one right here and she's
Speaker 1: only half Okay, guy, okay, black eye. Have you ever
Speaker 1: had sex in public? Cover your well in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Were you to rush on our party party? Okay, that's
Speaker 1: my husband? Okay hopefully Well no, Tori, I had a
Speaker 1: life hello what um? Oh? Yeah I did. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the first. It was skateboard. It was at work
Speaker 1: because we worked together at work. Yeah, we work together.
Speaker 1: That's bad to I mean, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: say to. It was like in the gear room, in
Speaker 1: the gear production. Yeah, you don't work there anymore, right now?
Speaker 1: Good because you wouldn't have had a job that was stupid.
Speaker 1: She got stupid things. Have you ever had sex? Yes?
Speaker 1: While Tori was sleeping as a kid in close proximity. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Have you ever had sex? Well, your mom was in
Speaker 1: another room. I mean we I grew up in the
Speaker 1: city and it's really you know, our apartments. Yes, high
Speaker 1: school boy thought I was making them breakfast. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Because we know I didn't hear them,
Speaker 1: But you have to remember we live in an apartment
Speaker 1: in the city and it's pretty close. Would let me so,
Speaker 1: I was very liberal and I'd be I'd be like
Speaker 1: all right, he could sleep over. My husband would put
Speaker 1: like ear plugs in, and I'd be like, all right,
Speaker 1: fucking whatever. They say that a lot of people are
Speaker 1: gonna listen to this and think you're insane. However I
Speaker 1: am insane. My mom used to do the same thing
Speaker 1: because she was like, I'm never gonna let you get pregnant.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna have the same place. I'm never going
Speaker 1: to let you go to his friend's house. That's how
Speaker 1: I would be around, And seriously, my friends would have
Speaker 1: been in situations where they've been even close to being
Speaker 1: actually assaulted. Was sneaking to a guy's house and their
Speaker 1: friends place and there was other men around. So like,
Speaker 1: what you did seriously wanted safely. It makes me to
Speaker 1: wear The conversation between mother and daughter is a lot
Speaker 1: more close because I feel like my mom was also
Speaker 1: aware of my boyfriends and who I was dealing with,
Speaker 1: clearly because she used to want to go to the bar.
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? Never, No, my my daughter
Speaker 1: knows him. But but it made our relationship closer with
Speaker 1: her knowing the men that I was around. But also
Speaker 1: on the flip side, for all of my friends who
Speaker 1: grew up and a lot of my friends growing up
Speaker 1: were actually Latina in some way. So I had a
Speaker 1: Mexican best friend growing up, a Colombian Puerto Rican, and
Speaker 1: their households were very protective of them not being with men,
Speaker 1: not only not men, but not with black men. Um.
Speaker 1: And so they used to blame me why all their
Speaker 1: daughters like black men. But that's a whole other story. Um.
Speaker 1: But all of those friends for me growing up who
Speaker 1: had such strict parents, multiple kids and kids even in
Speaker 1: high school because they were so we were friends in
Speaker 1: high school, and I mean, I'm sure you remember my
Speaker 1: mom was like talking about condoms. She used to make
Speaker 1: us bring condoms to the club that we got in
Speaker 1: with fake I d s your mother. Yeah, And my
Speaker 1: mother knew about the fake idea, but was just like, look,
Speaker 1: I need to know where you going, so if you're
Speaker 1: gonna tell me where you're going to be in even
Speaker 1: had a basket at the door to grab your condom
Speaker 1: and get in the back room. But no, but I really,
Speaker 1: I mean I really did feel like instead of her
Speaker 1: being at the park screwing at night, rather secial because
Speaker 1: he lived in Manhattan. No, and they get it. They
Speaker 1: come out in the morning and I'd be like eggs anyone.
Speaker 1: The truth is I felt good that at least she
Speaker 1: wasn't you know number one, not you know, somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I didn't know, getting in trouble, getting pregnant, and all
Speaker 1: the things that you just said. Can I ask you
Speaker 1: at what age was she when you had the conversation
Speaker 1: about the birds and bees whatever? At what age were
Speaker 1: you okay with knowing that she was having intimate relations
Speaker 1: with men and that you guys had those conversations high school?
Speaker 1: We talked about it early on, like maybe eleven eleven,
Speaker 1: I think. And then you ever been embarrassed by your
Speaker 1: mom for being so open, because I'm sure now you
Speaker 1: appreciate it. She's here very embarrassed because I understand my
Speaker 1: high school. My mom like brought me my boyfriend high school,
Speaker 1: like chocolate body, like something like you could like put
Speaker 1: chocolate on each other's body. I don't even know where
Speaker 1: she got it from. It's true, Like I was like,
Speaker 1: why do I have it? She's like like chocolate massage,
Speaker 1: like oil lick to lick off your boy. It was
Speaker 1: a little sick now that I think about it. No,
Speaker 1: I think you was so happy because my sister was
Speaker 1: like very innocent and didn't even have a boyfriend's time. Now,
Speaker 1: the sister was some band shape, so like I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, she was just like happy that like one
Speaker 1: of her daughters was like getting late. I mean it
Speaker 1: was appropriate eight I was like seventeen eighteen, I was
Speaker 1: going to college. Is like the summer. He has some
Speaker 1: chalod he some thongs. But yet you wouldn't put me
Speaker 1: on birth control. Everything else beside that, So let me
Speaker 1: as true. I'm creous about that. You said she wouldn't
Speaker 1: put you on birth control because she was worried about
Speaker 1: breast cancer. No, I was because I was this was
Speaker 1: a thing, so I wanted to be a whole thing
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago. They were not sure if it was linked.
Speaker 1: So I was like really paranoid about that. Because we
Speaker 1: have a fan, so I don't even want to I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say the other story. So I would
Speaker 1: tell you to get the diaphragm, which no one's ever
Speaker 1: heard of. Oh my gosh, you're going sex in the
Speaker 1: city when she got a stuff, Yeah, that's like common,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, that was our first episode. I got
Speaker 1: a commm seck my yeah. No, okay, Well, we just
Speaker 1: have one. Sorry, but I kind of diaphragm stuck becausetsual,
Speaker 1: Like you did your husband help you get it out?
Speaker 1: I had to go to the gun comm you gotta
Speaker 1: go like that's up there, Like it was really up there.
Speaker 1: There was no coming out. And he and he's a dentist,
Speaker 1: so he had the tools and the hopeful the dentist
Speaker 1: tools are not the same for vagina. He hasn't you
Speaker 1: have the flashlight? I'm saying things. She has no idea
Speaker 1: that is now I'm like, do I even want to
Speaker 1: go to my dad for like my teeth? Any know?
Speaker 1: Where is this practice good? Let's just check? No, that's
Speaker 1: not right. So let me ask you, as as a
Speaker 1: parent who's open with talking about sex and being sexual
Speaker 1: and liberal, um when it comes to sex conversations, would
Speaker 1: you what would be your advice to other mothers with
Speaker 1: teenage daughters with having these conversations and maybe opening their
Speaker 1: relationship a little bit more up. I think I think
Speaker 1: you've got to really sit down and open the conversation
Speaker 1: up with your child and be liberal enough to hear them.
Speaker 1: You've got to listen, because if not, you will get
Speaker 1: a pregnant, team, you will get a kid that's going
Speaker 1: to go off and have multiple partners at a young age,
Speaker 1: because I feel the strict of the parents the more
Speaker 1: the child the kid is. What do they say? The
Speaker 1: preacher's daughter is like I friend from home in Orlando.
Speaker 1: She had a dad, was a pastor, and she has
Speaker 1: she lost her pregnantly. Hello, I mean she was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean hello. Nets shows on Netflix? You really love Netflix?
Speaker 1: Job to Oh my god, wait four and then box
Speaker 1: there like nine. I don't even know there's so many.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'm watching quicksand right now, which is probably never. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm love him that show like Black Guys good too.
Speaker 1: He's very cute, by the way, Doble and I like
Speaker 1: that he actually said, you know, I know we're going
Speaker 1: off topic, but I like that he said, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm honest now and you she's talking about okay. So
Speaker 1: he really fessed up to, you know, like really making
Speaker 1: some changes. You know, he is one of the had
Speaker 1: so sweet. I think it sounds good on the mic.
Speaker 1: I felt don't like he was honest. It sounds he's
Speaker 1: the actor too. I didn't like that. I didn't think
Speaker 1: I thought about that. I did, I did, I did
Speaker 1: I know, I did I think that you know what,
Speaker 1: you're very good active because you seem very real. It's
Speaker 1: like ready to fix you up with her. I was like,
Speaker 1: go off, I'll give you. I'll tell room, I'll pay
Speaker 1: for a though she don't want to hear you. I
Speaker 1: don't know. She's like, he's big, that's going to be
Speaker 1: like you and Williams. But I meant creative but money.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but he doesn't fly out, so it'll have
Speaker 1: to be local. Wait, that's so funny. We have any
Speaker 1: homemail before we questions? We had a kick of the week.
Speaker 1: We had more questions, but we've just been enjoying your
Speaker 1: dinner for like like like no podcast death area. Well,
Speaker 1: she lives in Williams, Okay, and I'm on the Upper
Speaker 1: east Side, which is so bored. But I'll make you skid.
Speaker 1: I'll give me a jew. You're used to it. I'm not.
Speaker 1: My mom is black, my dad doesn't cook. So you're
Speaker 1: in okay. Really, I know that's awful food. We just
Speaker 1: have to bypass. My nephew lives with me. Oh wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Oh my god, my nephew was he's almost
Speaker 1: twenty three. She's full of shi it doesn't even know
Speaker 1: and he's gorgeous. Yeah, he's lived with me, but three
Speaker 1: is his weed and everything comes with him. You want
Speaker 1: an uber driver for weed, He's got it. I know.
Speaker 1: He's in the middle of dinner. This is three years
Speaker 1: with us, and he goes, he goes, my Uber drives here.
Speaker 1: I'll be right back, and the place fucking stinks. I
Speaker 1: can't take it. You don't know what goes on in
Speaker 1: my partment, I said, because once a few years I did.
Speaker 1: I did, I know, and then she ended up having diarrhea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ship on the car right home. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't know, But how do we ken I'm talking about
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, that's true, but I shouldn't have thought
Speaker 1: with another boy. And now the x fox fun faced
Speaker 1: kind of liked him though, you right, Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: she dump keep he was too good. Okay, So we
Speaker 1: get a homemail every week, which is basically letters from
Speaker 1: our host. And this one's pretty good. And I really
Speaker 1: liked this one because you know, Jews and circumcision. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, the subject is turtlenecks, stank, dear Mandy,
Speaker 1: and wheezy. Okay, I have a situation and I need
Speaker 1: Jel's advice. I met this guy on tender after a
Speaker 1: week of talking, but to my place for us to
Speaker 1: meet at nighttime. Of course, it was chill, and then
Speaker 1: things got heated. He ate me out and then he
Speaker 1: asked me to return the favor. I was down until
Speaker 1: I realized he was uncircumcised. I have never been with
Speaker 1: a guy with a turtleneck, and it freaked me out.
Speaker 1: I tried to go for it until I noticed all
Speaker 1: caps a smell. I can't explain, but the ship was foul.
Speaker 1: I damn near gagged and made the fake excuse of
Speaker 1: being too tired to be giving a blowjob. But the
Speaker 1: night went on. We had sex with a condom, of course,
Speaker 1: and it was good. As how things this guy could get.
Speaker 1: The guy after a smell, she said it was really good,
Speaker 1: the things that this guy could get more serious sex
Speaker 1: is really good, but the dick smell wasn't. If we
Speaker 1: get down and get in the future, I want to
Speaker 1: be able to please him. So what should I do? Sincerely,
Speaker 1: turtleneck hater, Just tell him the truth? I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I totally Tori told to guide the truth about that,
Speaker 1: and that was the know it didn't smell, I said bad,
Speaker 1: I said the X wasn't very good, and that was
Speaker 1: how did you tell him that? Well, he was like,
Speaker 1: we had SATs and he's like, oh, it took you
Speaker 1: a really long time to finish this time. And I said,
Speaker 1: can I be honest with you? And he was like,
Speaker 1: I just think, like what you're doing isn't exactly like
Speaker 1: what gets me off. Yeah, And then he was like,
Speaker 1: so if you had this problem with other guys or
Speaker 1: just me, and I was like, I think it's just
Speaker 1: like your technique, you did a really good job thing.
Speaker 1: But the said because that is I wouldn't have said
Speaker 1: it that nice. So I'm a little bit more that
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that. I don't know why
Speaker 1: we're all terrified. How question is what I got got
Speaker 1: something for him? He has something? But y'all know I
Speaker 1: don't like Turtle nick Nick. But ironically, one of the
Speaker 1: guys who I really like has skin. And it's like
Speaker 1: like that bad to you? What I mean, it just
Speaker 1: sucks for me. I'm not gonna lie, I sucked the
Speaker 1: ship out of this dick that I've had this morning.
Speaker 1: But it's yeah, but like there's no skin. So like
Speaker 1: I've had partners who have but when it comes to
Speaker 1: if there's a smell, if you don't feel comfortable telling
Speaker 1: him that there's a smell, and you do enjoy having
Speaker 1: sex with him so much, I would try to make
Speaker 1: it kinky a little bit and suggest to get in
Speaker 1: the shower with him first every time. Well, no, just
Speaker 1: in the shower with him at least the first time
Speaker 1: or maybe first two times, and I say, you take it,
Speaker 1: and you clean his dick and maybe let him know
Speaker 1: before we have sex, this is how I like your
Speaker 1: this is how I like your dick. Like, and I
Speaker 1: washed and latherate, maybe do some little tricks and swing
Speaker 1: and then tell him I like this, I had a
Speaker 1: bad tasting dick. I've had a bad tasting And I
Speaker 1: was like, I'd be I'd be given my nigga have five,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what juices you're doing. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I'd be like extra credit. It tastes it doesn't
Speaker 1: taste like anything. And I'm like, I'm proud of you
Speaker 1: because I like to swallow. I'd be like, can I
Speaker 1: swell in your nut? Like I asked to swallow it.
Speaker 1: I just want to know where it goes. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like to know that it's not in my vagina, and
Speaker 1: there's no way I can make a baby, so don't
Speaker 1: come on me, because then I feel like they can
Speaker 1: swim and get in my pussy stilts. Feel I just
Speaker 1: gonna swim inside my vagina, so I'd be like just
Speaker 1: and his doesn't taste like anything, But I have had
Speaker 1: bad tasting and you need to eat better, like well
Speaker 1: a lot of it's a lot of red meat. If
Speaker 1: you're not eating something in it, that's something makes it smell.
Speaker 1: It makes a smell and taste. So it's a taste, right,
Speaker 1: So like all that, I think it's heavy sodium. It
Speaker 1: tastes bad. I mean, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: people should know when they don't smell them not the good.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of salt, that's what that should be.
Speaker 1: Salty at full loury, lowery seasoning. I know, a seasoning
Speaker 1: that steak stop it, that's what that's like a musty
Speaker 1: like sweaty tick. So I'm like conscious because you're like
Speaker 1: bro I asked someone recently. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: because we were walking all day and I'm like, does
Speaker 1: it like I'm I'm so self conscious about my small
Speaker 1: and I realized a lot of people aren't that way
Speaker 1: with their bodies. So I've sometimes tried to make sure
Speaker 1: that I talk about my cleanliness so that it puts
Speaker 1: the little bit of person that what soap do you use?
Speaker 1: I used to how does this go? But what was
Speaker 1: being honest? Like I think like honest, but I think
Speaker 1: people are very sensitive. Well obviously you had that. We
Speaker 1: have had nicknames, guys, stay board. We got a lot
Speaker 1: of nicknames, so I I could just tell them yeah,
Speaker 1: like in a nice reason. I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 1: how to get around it. So I feel like if
Speaker 1: they write us, they can't say it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like if you have to write in when
Speaker 1: you just can't say it, You're right the showering thing,
Speaker 1: I really love ye, and I will say, but you're
Speaker 1: going to do it every time every time. That's when
Speaker 1: I give the advice to like this is how I like,
Speaker 1: I really like your dick. Oh it tasted good this time,
Speaker 1: like say something like that. But also, as a woman,
Speaker 1: if this is someone you like, if you continue sucking him,
Speaker 1: you may get to the point where maybe you'll aren't
Speaker 1: using condoms. And if you're telling me there's a smell there.
Speaker 1: You have to be concerned about the bacteria that could
Speaker 1: be going into your vagina as well. So this is
Speaker 1: Smegma by the way, Like if you really, I mean,
Speaker 1: well the smug might believe is when you see the
Speaker 1: when you see the cottage cheese. Yeah. Yeah. But with
Speaker 1: uncircumcised men, I mean, cleaning is more of a routine
Speaker 1: and a ritual. And I've been really fortunate to have
Speaker 1: been with men that are clean and know how their
Speaker 1: bodies work. But it sounds like he doesn't. And not
Speaker 1: the Atlanta show that was the Vanilla Ship. Um, there
Speaker 1: was a man in London. He was four years old,
Speaker 1: I believe, and he came out and he came out
Speaker 1: on National TV on BCC and literally came out and
Speaker 1: said he had had over forty sexual partners and had
Speaker 1: never cleaned his dick because I know that he had
Speaker 1: to pull the skin back that's sensitive. And so he
Speaker 1: went on he went on the British cable network and
Speaker 1: was speaking with a sexologist about how he didn't know
Speaker 1: he had to pull his skin back when he cleaned it.
Speaker 1: So you have to realize too, if maybe Brady woman
Speaker 1: have never told already women had forty sexual partners and
Speaker 1: had never pulled the skin back because he said it
Speaker 1: was sensitive and he didn't know he had to. And
Speaker 1: I feel like they're over Oh my god. I feel
Speaker 1: like they're like scared to speak up. Like what the
Speaker 1: guy I told him that he was and good at sex?
Speaker 1: I don't think it was because of me and because
Speaker 1: of our chemistry. He just like was very selfish in bed.
Speaker 1: And I think at thirty two, no one's ever told
Speaker 1: him that he wasn't good. Cannot fake it because you
Speaker 1: know what happened. We're giving the impression for the next woman. Really,
Speaker 1: I think I helped the next woman out. Did you
Speaker 1: that she's straw standing systems? Yeah? Yeah, No, I think
Speaker 1: because after Tory had this like really bad dumping, like
Speaker 1: blindsided dumping, you know, funck face whatever number, skateboard fun face,
Speaker 1: that she became you know, like like more honest and
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know what, I have nothing to lose.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, wait, she literally had not luckily
Speaker 1: on the boat. She didn't get on the boat, but
Speaker 1: I was on the boat with you being liberal and
Speaker 1: us being in this day and age now where women
Speaker 1: are so powerful with their sexuality. I think it's just
Speaker 1: more important than anything, not only to tell a man
Speaker 1: when he's doing something wrong, but to make sure that
Speaker 1: we are getting pleased when we're having this transfer of
Speaker 1: souls in fucking each other. And it's very important for
Speaker 1: us not to feel like we just need to make
Speaker 1: sure they come and that they finished and oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you like it? Was I good enough in bed
Speaker 1: for you know? It needs to be reciprocated. And I
Speaker 1: think we need to tell men when maybe they're not
Speaker 1: performing the way we would like them to perform. And
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with that, ma'am. I
Speaker 1: need you to write that down how you said that though,
Speaker 1: because that was that was quite amazing. So we're not
Speaker 1: up to my standards, said, I said, what you were doing?
Speaker 1: I said, First, I said, I don't think what you're
Speaker 1: doing gets me off, and then I said, I just
Speaker 1: think your techniques aren't exactly this was amazing. I think
Speaker 1: it's really good that you did not like Russia or
Speaker 1: fake it because he wanted it to be over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's keep a colapfort toy. Thank you. What a great parent.
Speaker 1: But I sat in this episode too, By the way,
Speaker 1: I want to say, I had so much fun with
Speaker 1: you guys outside the podcast, and I feel like the
Speaker 1: one time we will is your bar at your Househo,
Speaker 1: I have a twenty three year old Yeah, don't do
Speaker 1: this that we got. I mean he is very good, lucking.
Speaker 1: Let me see him. I'm the one who Yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta show her because so I have that's
Speaker 1: the ny It's like a skier that's cute. Yeah, before
Speaker 1: he is very good. So see, I don't know what
Speaker 1: he looked like. Jason Momoa looks like Okay, that's the
Speaker 1: white man that he looks like Brad Pitt. He likes smultiple.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't like him young what that mean?
Speaker 1: That's you? I can't And he's the laziest thing of episode.
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping with the young sucking. I don't even know why.
Speaker 1: It goes to m y ust like nothing. We're all
Speaker 1: study nothing in you know, a film. It's not good.
Speaker 1: A wrestler, that's wrestler. That degree is going to have
Speaker 1: us on. Please, yeah, all that that is true. What
Speaker 1: we do the sixth grade, we hold on. Do you
Speaker 1: have any friends? I feel like, but you won't see. Well,
Speaker 1: why while you're looking for the culture, Let our listeners
Speaker 1: know where they can find you on social media or
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Speaker 1: So our podcast is called got It from Our Mama. Wait,
Speaker 1: I just forgot I didnot are Okay? The podcast all
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Speaker 1: It's like a shift. He looks amish here he does not,
Speaker 1: but he's Almosh was like a heavy I'm amish and
Speaker 1: he's really cute. Though, don't double tape it. That's our page.
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Speaker 1: I have better ones anyway. Modulate our podcast. Um, it's
Speaker 1: been about a month and a half days. Does your
Speaker 1: podcast come out on? And I'm very tired? Okay, just
Speaker 1: letting you know. Okay, Well we're wrapping up, wrapping our
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Speaker 1: from My Mama on iTunes or Spotify. We have an
Speaker 1: Instagram page Got It from my Mom, a podcast, a
Speaker 1: Facebook group as well. Um. You can listen and follow
Speaker 1: me on my Instagram at Tory Piskin t O R
Speaker 1: I P I s I N. And my mom has
Speaker 1: an Instagram obviously what's your almost have two thousand followers.
Speaker 1: I tell my daughters that like me, I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: fucking good for an old lady. Well, we're definitely gonna
Speaker 1: follow you. Yes, include in your description and their links
Speaker 1: to them. So if you couldn't get that because we've
Speaker 1: been talking so much, we're gonna put it in there.
Speaker 1: You guys need to make sure you listen to this
Speaker 1: podcast if you enjoyed today's episode. I also want to
Speaker 1: say we never really have Caucasian like fifth one and
Speaker 1: the episode it is a very good Namely, Yeah, our
Speaker 1: show is all about sleep tonight. I'm like, no, but
Speaker 1: in the better way that when she's like fucked by
Speaker 1: a guy, but like this a good way. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to sleep, I know. So you guys are now
Speaker 1: going into the Hall of Fame. We only have twenty six,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna guess, I don't know, there's like eighty
Speaker 1: thousand of them. I'm gonna guess maybe now thirty five.
Speaker 1: But you know, deal for us because our show is
Speaker 1: basically to destigmatize kinks and sex with black people, so
Speaker 1: it kind of feels like we do a disservice to
Speaker 1: bring someone who's white on and then talk about an
Speaker 1: experience that black people like, but I like, but at
Speaker 1: this the conversation that we were able to have in
Speaker 1: the relationship between a mother and a daughter, and how
Speaker 1: you guys are open about it. I think every fun
Speaker 1: but it doesn't count Jewish, it doesn't. It doesn't think
Speaker 1: Jewish the same. It doesn't matter waste on the daughter.
Speaker 1: It's told this same. Your mother's just like me, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you should bring yours and listen if you
Speaker 1: went to studios, did oh god, I did. My mom
Speaker 1: was obsessed kidding on some real ship. My mom says
Speaker 1: this to me. She comes to my apartment. She looks
Speaker 1: at me, and she's like, do you know where we are?
Speaker 1: I was like no. She's like about to cry, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I've done a bump right here outside of
Speaker 1: well I love it. I was like, mom, shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up, Like seriously, My mom is like all about
Speaker 1: dupon twin. She used to hang with I love it. No,
Speaker 1: me too. I think you know what it is to
Speaker 1: we live through our daughters. You're you're a piece of
Speaker 1: bus right and and so you know, my mom is
Speaker 1: convinced I took all her ass and I'm like, Mom,
Speaker 1: what you do? Like if I called my mom at
Speaker 1: four am and she's exhausted, I'm like, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you what happened. Let me get my drink. Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: she can't wait to hear I'm having a threesome next
Speaker 1: week in Right with THEE. And my mom is so
Speaker 1: excited for me right because she knows I really like
Speaker 1: both of these people and I'm excited for them to me,
Speaker 1: and like, I just love this not to wash because
Speaker 1: I watched the episode I Love Onto Rush by the way,
Speaker 1: Oh that was the Netflix gad keep telling Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you know, we talked about it for like forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm super excited. I think it's gonna be
Speaker 1: so much fun. And I've had three simps in the past,
Speaker 1: but never like this whole Baycate for it in this trip,
Speaker 1: and my mom was like, you know what, from what
Speaker 1: you've told me, they just both seem so honest and
Speaker 1: she's going to your mother, and I just really see
Speaker 1: it happening. I'm like, I can't wait. I need to
Speaker 1: wait a FaceTime. She's like, no, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: be a like mom, I'm like, look at your guy.
Speaker 1: My mother. Get you on the beach. It's gonna be great. Wow.
Speaker 1: I feel like your mom would be like that. She'd
Speaker 1: be very open as long as you don't as long
Speaker 1: as you have a car, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She just skateboard thing. I'm like, oh, she just wants
Speaker 1: I'm over. I had him in the house. He had
Speaker 1: his fifty two skateboard. Something isn't or you don't even
Speaker 1: have a car? Reading them to pay for our ubers. Yeah. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. You're very brilliant
Speaker 1: to shop woman. I cannot woman the rise of guy
Speaker 1: from her mom. I think you, guys are absolutely I
Speaker 1: would come because I love this. Yeah, like amazing. I
Speaker 1: mean she has she has freaking comedians. They're nuts and
Speaker 1: they're like comedians. Yeah we do comment you wait, hold on,
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Speaker 1: So we're gonna go ahead and get into our kink
Speaker 1: of the week for the week. And it's actually just
Speaker 1: an extension to a current um well not a current,
Speaker 1: but one of the kink of the weeks we just had.
Speaker 1: Um So, if you guys were ballsy enough to look
Speaker 1: up anal acrobats, I wanted to let you guys know
Speaker 1: that if anal just ain't for you. You can look
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Speaker 1: same sense that you saw the anal acrobats. And if
Speaker 1: you guys looked it up, there was literally bitches pouring
Speaker 1: wine bottles like well wine into glasses using their asses.
Speaker 1: Damn you. Um, but you guys can also look up
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Speaker 1: you that's what I bitch. I know. So pussy acrobats
Speaker 1: is once again, and Carla is looking it up. We are.
Speaker 1: She's in shock. She literally I thought I was an acrobat.
Speaker 1: Not no, you're not an acrobat. But just because you
Speaker 1: might be able to split, don't mean you're an acrobat. Hole.
Speaker 1: So they literally um open up there orphanes um and
Speaker 1: shoved things as huge as melons, real eggplants, not emojis
Speaker 1: and not dicks, um wine bottles. I've seen balls, what
Speaker 1: other um these huge dildos that are the sides of
Speaker 1: my foot, enormous dildos. It's really interesting, the rabbit hole
Speaker 1: of things that you can go down. We're literally in
Speaker 1: over a hundred episodes. You see, we have the bonus
Speaker 1: ones bitch, how are we still finding nasty ass ship
Speaker 1: that people doing with y'all? Nasty asses? Okay, but we're
Speaker 1: not king shaming, bitch. I know that that's like a vase.
Speaker 1: Is that a vase in our pussy? I don't know. Look, wow,
Speaker 1: so you can be a pussy acrobat, Um, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: I didn't tell us off. I know it's really wild. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not watching anymore. My pussy hair just doesn't Yes,
Speaker 1: I feel like it just stretched a little bit. Your
Speaker 1: pussy did not stretch. Just looking at just looking at
Speaker 1: adventure stretched sex. It's a little loose down here, you ain't.
Speaker 1: But I'm obstinate, so I'm not gonna do that. So
Speaker 1: for the for the for the horrible decision, Um, I
Speaker 1: didn't even go hold y'all. I didn't even write this
Speaker 1: ship down. This is literally off the top of my dome.
Speaker 1: But y'all see a bit still had to be organized
Speaker 1: in some motherfucking type of way. Um, So I kind
Speaker 1: of want to put this on polical but you I
Speaker 1: ain't got a horrible decision. But I'm lying, I'm lying.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm talking about it. For the horrible decision this week,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about forced abstinence and forced celibacy. And
Speaker 1: first off, y'all gonna let me take these titles, because
Speaker 1: even though it was a motherfucking drought, I was pledging
Speaker 1: that I was celibate. You're not a cell Okay. Came
Speaker 1: to the state of abstaining from marriage and sexual relations.
Speaker 1: Is the definition of what abstinence? What is the definition
Speaker 1: of abstinence meaning refrain restrain oneself from doing or enjoying something.
Speaker 1: I was abstinent in as fault you We're not you're
Speaker 1: doing it yourself. You're restraining yourself self, right, So that's
Speaker 1: why I was abstinent. So I was restraining myself from
Speaker 1: getting any other dick. Besides, I was absentent bro, no bro,
Speaker 1: because if he would have called it any moment, he
Speaker 1: called plenty of times and I couldn't leave work. So
Speaker 1: I was restraining, bitch, I was absinent. But anyways, you're
Speaker 1: being faithful, you calm. So here's the thing that I
Speaker 1: want some of you men to know, and I would
Speaker 1: love to know if any of the women listening um
Speaker 1: feel this way as well. So basically, with all the traveling,
Speaker 1: wrapping up the tour, then of course, Mother Nature were
Speaker 1: her fuck as popping up from time to time. I
Speaker 1: literally got into a state where I went six weeks
Speaker 1: or so, so a month and half. It was two periods, bitch,
Speaker 1: so to me it feel like two months. Just know
Speaker 1: that I went through two periods without getting dick. Um,
Speaker 1: so I could lie and say it was two months
Speaker 1: because it was two cycles. But anyway, Um, I literally
Speaker 1: went that long without getting dick. And the problem was
Speaker 1: I had people coming to town. I had locals that
Speaker 1: I had bucked, like a long time ago, but none
Speaker 1: that I none that were really good. Didn't you have
Speaker 1: one coming in the day after you came back you
Speaker 1: got drunk in Brooklyn, you were like, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: see so and so, why don't you go see him
Speaker 1: this one? Oh he's still here. I could probably see
Speaker 1: him tonight if I wanted to. Now that I got dick.
Speaker 1: He just got to town yesterday. Yeah he Yeah, he
Speaker 1: wasn't in town when I was in Brooklyn day the
Speaker 1: way I was drunk. Baby girl, baby girl, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I did I apologize to Crystal. Shout out to Crystal
Speaker 1: from the red um, even though she put me on
Speaker 1: her live A bitch was drunk as shout out to
Speaker 1: a sante from the friend Zone and our mutual friend
Speaker 1: Dub she was the Unicorn and episode seventeen, I got
Speaker 1: Hella drunk on on Sunday, but that's a wholenother story.
Speaker 1: But anyways, so basically the dilemma was I wanted to
Speaker 1: fuck so bad. Okay, like I it was, I was
Speaker 1: a dog and heat. I just I wanted to fuck.
Speaker 1: But because I had gone so many weeks without sucking,
Speaker 1: in my mind, I know the anger that gets into
Speaker 1: my heart from bad Dick