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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Magnum

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Speaker 1: p Zite. Short show title that comes courtesy of Warden

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Speaker 1: claff One. Warden cliff One at Warden claff One. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I am Jack, you are Miles. These are the things

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Speaker 1: that are a trend in today on this fine Thursday

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Speaker 1: after I'm Miles and Joe Rogan's racist. Yeah, like openly

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Speaker 1: like I don't know what people, I don't know where

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Speaker 1: people have been hiding this clip, but I'm sure, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure it's been been trying. I don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know everything that I don't pay attention to, ship,

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Speaker 1: he says, But apparently, yeah, it's easy to do to

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Speaker 1: deduce based on how he's talking about things, like you're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean all my money's on racist too, and sure

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Speaker 1: his friends are if he's like, bro, I do Brazilian

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Speaker 1: jiu jitsu, Like Brazil that's like a lot of like

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Speaker 1: that was a former slave colony. Also jiu jitsus from Asia, Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not racist, dude, Like I respect the culture. You're like, oh, ship, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but Spotify is down more than like is that starwise

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Speaker 1: stick wise? Since Joe Rogan ramped up his attacks on

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Speaker 1: the vaccine um on their platform. But yeah, so like

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Speaker 1: he's in the news. The Spotify chose Joe Rogan over

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Speaker 1: Neil Young, which I mean from a business standpoint, I

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Speaker 1: mean we were saying, I have a feeling they stand

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Speaker 1: to make more money by sticking with Mr. Misinformation. But

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Speaker 1: they are like supposed to be cool, right, like or

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Speaker 1: like don't they like have some sort of onus on

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Speaker 1: them to be cool and not like a sucking white

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Speaker 1: supremacist over like a I mean, the whole the whole

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Speaker 1: push and pull with Spotify is just sort of how

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Speaker 1: the the lack of compensation for spins, it's like the

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Speaker 1: biggest issue. It's like you make a lot of money

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Speaker 1: and artists have to have get millions of plays for

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Speaker 1: it to be So Yeah, but what I'm saying they

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Speaker 1: aren't they supposed to be cool. I mean, like they

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Speaker 1: like that's part of what their mission. I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: like but I heard they were cool. Man. I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: as like their stock price probably likes affected by how

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Speaker 1: they're perceived by musicians, And this just feels like a

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Speaker 1: real fuck you to. I mean, you'd hope that this clip,

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Speaker 1: like I was saying last time is you get a

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Speaker 1: real groundswell of of artists that actually make up for

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Speaker 1: a bulk of you know, the listening that's on Spotify

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Speaker 1: and use that as leverage. And you'd think with this

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Speaker 1: video coming out or not coming out, apparently this was

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Speaker 1: like from a past, like he still has hair, so

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Speaker 1: he still of how long that was, But he was

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Speaker 1: talking about going to a Planet of the Apes, going

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Speaker 1: to see that in like a bad neighborhood, and then

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Speaker 1: saying when he got in the theater, he was in

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Speaker 1: the Planet of the Apes doing all this racist, fucking

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Speaker 1: non sense. Um, And so yeah, I'm curious how Spotify

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Speaker 1: is and it's like, you know, this is the same guy,

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Speaker 1: just so you know, but yeah, they probably look at

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Speaker 1: those down straight up. Yeah, just straight up the ship

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Speaker 1: you would hear at a clan rally like is what

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Speaker 1: he's saying in this and a lot of people like

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Speaker 1: on these threads where the video has been shared, its like,

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Speaker 1: oh have you not seen this stuff from him? And

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Speaker 1: it's like, early, stand up, he's just dropping the N word.

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Speaker 1: It's um, yeah, I didn't need more proof, but in

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Speaker 1: case some of y'all did, there it is there. It is.

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Speaker 1: Is this your King, right. Apparently that's the It's the

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Speaker 1: person we've criticized that I've gotten the most pushback on

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Speaker 1: from listeners. They're like, but he does really good research

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Speaker 1: into his subjects. Well yeah, I mean, and you're a

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Speaker 1: race mixer and Miles is a mud blood. So oh fuck?

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Speaker 1: Uh Donda two the sequel that we've paul been waiting for.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, Kanye West announced that a sequel to probably

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Speaker 1: his worst album will be coming out in February. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, like there was a handful of good tracks

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Speaker 1: handful of very small handful, like a handful that my

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Speaker 1: three year old could put together in handful. But I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but it seems like he was having listening

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Speaker 1: parties and then you know, I was feeling himself after

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Speaker 1: those enough to punch a hand. So, um, it's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm back, I mean to me. The most exciting news

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Speaker 1: about him is what our super producer Becca was sharing

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Speaker 1: with us about Julia Fox's I make up and that

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Speaker 1: everyone's like, what's going on with her I makeup? Is

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Speaker 1: that Kanye West has been applying her makeup and looking

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Speaker 1: like a Tim Burton character yeah, yeah, yeah, Burton Burtonian.

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Speaker 1: It's very Britonian, but like also maybe a little heavy

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Speaker 1: for a Burton character like Burton would make it a

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Speaker 1: little smokier. This looks more like somebody went wild with

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Speaker 1: the eye black, Like it looks like raccoon esque a

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Speaker 1: little bit. It reminds me of like that scene in

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Speaker 1: Little Giants where they're all putting their eye black on

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Speaker 1: for the first time. Some were just smearing it on

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Speaker 1: their face because their kids having a good time. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: down to two, well, we'll be looking forward to some

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Speaker 1: uh sick burns about how he can beat Pete Davidson

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Speaker 1: up and that in one of the songs that people like,

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Speaker 1: yeah like what a what a sad brag? I have

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Speaker 1: a feeling like, don't do a sequel because you may

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Speaker 1: get the sophomore jinx on your already bad album, Like

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Speaker 1: this sequel might be worse. Yeah, it feels like this

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Speaker 1: you know what what was the one? Yeah? Was that

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Speaker 1: the one where he like went up to Wyoming and

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Speaker 1: like had the Wyoming listening party. Like since then, it's

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Speaker 1: been just kind of scattershot, like he's just thrown ship

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Speaker 1: out there, and then Ben Roethlisberger, the scumbag ship head,

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Speaker 1: uh Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback has retired. I mean, what a

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Speaker 1: what a career. Also, I'm also thinking, like what he's

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Speaker 1: had two allegations of sexual assault like in his life,

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Speaker 1: and wow, you really missed that me too, Wave you

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Speaker 1: were really out here, you know it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a very it's a very complicated

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Speaker 1: thing with sports, yeah, but in this event, it's like,

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Speaker 1: hey man, a legend retires and I did. It's very

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Speaker 1: can be very complicated. I mean like it's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: even like with Kobe's allegations, the thing a lot of

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Speaker 1: journalists don't talk about in soccer, damn near and nobody

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Speaker 1: talks about Christiano Ronaldo, right to the degree that I

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Speaker 1: didn't even know there were Cristiano Ronaldo. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that team did a they're really trying to uh put

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Speaker 1: mean then it's a huge thing because, especially when he

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Speaker 1: the meeting gonna talk about this and they're not really. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but well, the one kind of silver lining in this, well,

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Speaker 1: Manning season where he looked like me trying to throw

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Speaker 1: the ball out there. Yeah. Yeah, Peyton Manning won the

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Speaker 1: Ben Roethlisberger. So yeah, all right, let's take a quick break.

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Speaker 1: That's a that's a good h triangle of three ship

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Speaker 1: heads that we just kicked it off with. We'll come

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Speaker 1: back with other stuff besides just shitty man. And we're

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Speaker 1: back and as promised, no more shitty men. We've got

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Speaker 1: a shitty woman. Evangeline Lily, the Lost actor has outed

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Speaker 1: herself as being like an uh I don't know. She

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Speaker 1: said she was at the Anti Mandate protest in d

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Speaker 1: C because she believes in bodily sovereignty. Thank you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. First, I think we had like this

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Speaker 1: always been kind of keeping an eye, hoping, praying that

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Speaker 1: my queen was not who we thought she was. But

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Speaker 1: turns out, I mean she in She was like they

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Speaker 1: were like, are you gonna quarantine? And like an isolate

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Speaker 1: you have, like a cancer stricken father, It's like no,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, all right, Kate. I feel later Mini

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Speaker 1: Mouse trending because yet another character that Tucker Carlson has

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Speaker 1: outed himself as really wanting to fuck being sad that

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Speaker 1: but can admit that part. So he just got to

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Speaker 1: turn that into an outrage at the fact that he's

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Speaker 1: even more attracted to the pants suit version. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: Mini Mouse is raw king now not rocking up you know,

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Speaker 1: red polka dot dress like you know we've used, We're

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Speaker 1: used to seeing that character now in a Stella McCartney

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Speaker 1: designed pants suit, I'll have you know, um, And yeah,

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Speaker 1: conservatives are completely losing their ship at this time. I

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Speaker 1: think like Candace owns, Like it's the dissolution of the

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Speaker 1: mentally strong that a cartoon character wearing a pants suit

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Speaker 1: But conservatives, how weak is the conservative perception of Like

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Speaker 1: going to do it? Yeah? I mean the other thing too,

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Speaker 1: is there fucker you wear pants suits? Right, So what

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Speaker 1: the fuck are we talking about? Right? But maybe that's

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Speaker 1: that's how I got into all that. Let's I learned

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Speaker 1: how to hate myself even more because I wear these

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Speaker 1: our boys to wanna have sex with the mouse mascot um.

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Speaker 1: Kids need to be they need to grow up being

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Speaker 1: horny for mice, Okay, right. And they did this to

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Speaker 1: celebrate Disney World paris is thirtieth anniversary. So that's it's

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Speaker 1: not like they're like revealing the only thing you will

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Speaker 1: ever see mini mouse wearing ever again. Man, these motherfucker's

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Speaker 1: they just whatever I mean, and look and look and look.

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Speaker 1: The lady with the dried up hair ended up getting

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Speaker 1: more column inches for her hot takes. There you go. Well,

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Speaker 1: secret button alert, Miles. There's a place if you can

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Speaker 1: tap on the back of your iPhone that you can

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Speaker 1: program to do a thing anything not anything. Actually, uh

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Speaker 1: this went viral on TikTok and people are like, get ready, motherfucker,

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Speaker 1: your life is about to change. But apparently there's a

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Speaker 1: it's it's like those life hacks that like you're like, okay,

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Speaker 1: but it's not like you're like, fuck, I needed that. Um.

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Speaker 1: But also I like I have a very like uh

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Speaker 1: love hate relationship with my phone. Um, so it's not

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Speaker 1: you reminds me, like you know how, there's like that

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Speaker 1: thing where in some like noodle ladening spoons for spaghetti,

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Speaker 1: like that whole is the perfect size for one serving

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Speaker 1: of spaghetti, So when you're pulling it out of the box,

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Speaker 1: you put the spaghetti into the hole and like if

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Speaker 1: if it's the same diameter a serving, Yeah, what yes,

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Speaker 1: it's what whole? What work? What are you talking about? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Like it's like a you know, like a spoon you

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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