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Speaker 1: You don't.

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Speaker 2: He confession I can't take back o arms. Little mouth

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Speaker 2: speak a.

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Speaker 3: Text to seven eighty five nine two that says, I'm

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Speaker 3: on a mission to take a number two in as

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Speaker 3: many famous places as possible. So far, I've hit the Louver,

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Speaker 3: the Washington Monument, and the Kennedy Space Center.

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Speaker 4: Wow, I'm really excited for my trip to New York.

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Speaker 3: Big at Liberty, go to Times Square. You could do

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Speaker 3: it right alongside a guy dressed in a homemade Almo Costa.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, we all have our weird confessions that

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Speaker 3: we want to own up to, and much like a

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Speaker 3: mystery number two, you can leave them anonymously right here

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Speaker 3: on the mass Speaker. And today we have a guy

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Speaker 3: who wants to come clean about something. He's chosen Vincent

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Speaker 3: as his fake name. Vincent.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: Hey, what's up much, Vincent? I mean that's a question

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Speaker 5: for you. What's up?

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Speaker 6: So? Yeah, this thing happened. Still like a little guilty.

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Speaker 6: I mean it's not like the biggest thing in the world,

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Speaker 6: but I just need to get off my chest a

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Speaker 6: little bit.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, voice changer is on. You're now the

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Speaker 3: mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so my best friend from high school he asked

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Speaker 6: me to be his best fan.

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Speaker 5: Okay, he's getting merrier, that's great. Yeah. Do you like

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Speaker 5: his wife?

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Speaker 6: Oh? I don't know her that well, okay, because we've

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Speaker 6: kind of fallen out of touch. Not that we are

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Speaker 6: not friends anymore, but we've known each other for fourteen

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Speaker 6: or fifteen years and we have a lot of history,

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Speaker 6: just not really like recent.

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Speaker 3: That's a really nice, honest answer. But when they ask

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Speaker 3: you that at the wedding, I would just say yes,

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Speaker 3: I'd like to watch, but I know what you mean.

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Speaker 5: So did you say yes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it'd ended up saying but I'm kind of an introvert,

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Speaker 6: so I'm not super like out there and public speaking

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Speaker 6: just makes me cringe on every level.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So you needed a voice changer and a mask

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Speaker 5: wherever you go to public speech.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, honestly, that would have made it so much easier

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Speaker 6: because obviously I had to do a best man speech. Okay,

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Speaker 6: and it just started freaking out at the moment he asked,

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Speaker 6: because I just started doing all with research and you

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Speaker 6: gotta be funny and then you got your heart felt.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard it's overwhelming, it really is.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Well I try to practice with my girlfriend and

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Speaker 6: she was just like absolutely not.

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Speaker 5: Oh was it like too dirty of jokes or what?

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Speaker 5: Why wasn't it good?

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Speaker 6: I don't think they were hitting where they needed to stay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you go with sincerity if joking isn't your thing,

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Speaker 5: or just cry.

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Speaker 4: The whole time. Yeah, no one's gonna judge you for this.

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Speaker 4: You just you love him so much you can't even

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Speaker 4: get the words.

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Speaker 6: They just knew it was gonna be horrible. Okay, fast forward,

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Speaker 6: dare the wedding. You know, I'm super nervous. I try

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Speaker 6: some drinks just to kind of.

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Speaker 4: Ease the ten ship like good courage, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: A little bit. Uh. I had the DJ play this

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Speaker 6: like we it was like pet.

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Speaker 1: Music if that okay, like a movie soundtrack, like a

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Speaker 1: exactly heart felt yeah.

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Speaker 6: And so I'm walking up to my papers in my

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Speaker 6: hands and I just flat up trip almost busted. Well

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Speaker 6: that's it. People just started laughing, and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 6: they're laughing. This is good.

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Speaker 2: Laughing, right, So.

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Speaker 4: Then I had someone come and kicked me in the nuts.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And so I just kind of ran with it,

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Speaker 6: and I don't know what came over me. But I

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Speaker 6: just turned this trip into a dance. And it started

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Speaker 6: off with like one move and then it turned into another,

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Speaker 6: and then people just kept laughing and cheering, and I

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Speaker 6: was like, I'm not going to stop.

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Speaker 1: I'm imagining like a Lane Seinfeld, you know, like when

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Speaker 1: she does the weird dance. Yeah, so you didn't speak,

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Speaker 1: You just you did an interpretive dance for your best

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Speaker 1: man speech.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. They just started cheering, and they kept cheering, and

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Speaker 6: then another person started and then by the end of it,

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Speaker 6: there were like twelve of us doing this. I don't

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Speaker 6: even there's not even a dance, but it was a

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Speaker 6: dance to.

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Speaker 5: Heartfelt movie soun to that com music. It's kind of

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Speaker 5: an open bar wedding.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone wasted. I can kind of visualize it.

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Speaker 5: It's it's like the most awkward flash mob ever.

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Speaker 6: But my leg was shaking like a dog.

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Speaker 4: That's a good one.

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Speaker 6: I mean something about a lasso. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Do you not remember all the details?

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Speaker 6: Well I do because it's documented.

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Speaker 5: Of course, it's a wedding.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was posted online and it kind of went

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Speaker 6: viral a little bit. I haven't watched the whole thing

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Speaker 6: because I just can't bring myself to do it, but

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Speaker 6: apparently a lot of people have.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cal, that's cool, So why are you like, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand the confession, Like, I.

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Speaker 6: Mean, I never gave a speech obviously. So the groom

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Speaker 6: was like, yeah, like, my best friend, my best man

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Speaker 6: did this for me, and because everybody was you know,

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Speaker 6: I thought that I had planned it out and I

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Speaker 6: started this kind of like flash mob thing and it

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Speaker 6: was super since here, so.

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Speaker 4: You get all this credit for me.

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Speaker 5: That you like works really hard to create a viral

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Speaker 5: moment at his wedding.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're like, no, bro, I'm just an idiot.

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Speaker 4: It was a complete actually tripped and panicked.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, I don't want to tell him because you

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Speaker 5: don't want to hurt his feeling. Yeah that's kind of

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Speaker 5: cool though, Like I kind of own that a little

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Speaker 5: bit more than you are.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you should name it. Do you have a name

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Speaker 4: for your dance?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean online is just the best Man Dance.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I want to go look it up.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's right. Wow, all right, Well.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations you're a choreographer. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: There was a few drinks and your on tour and

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Speaker 4: I'm like cracks in the pavement.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I we'll find out the next web and

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Speaker 6: how that goes.

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Speaker 4: You're planning on doing this at more webbings are.

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Speaker 6: Well. I've had people ask like, oh.

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Speaker 3: You're like the wedding dancer guy now getting like twenty

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars offers to do live performances.

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Speaker 5: So I like that you jump to that effort. He

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Speaker 5: gets one DM.

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Speaker 3: Well, dude, thanks for sharing and text in seventy five

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Speaker 3: nine to two. If you have a confession you've been

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Speaker 3: holding on to, will hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 3: and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 4: Phone taps coming up next