Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Although we've come to.
Speaker 2: The trend.
Speaker 1: Lebron Lebron, Bron's good job, good job, got it job man. Honestly, though,
Speaker 1: on the close to that season.
Speaker 3: If you said we would be the second best team
Speaker 3: in the West, I wouldn't have I don't. I still
Speaker 3: don't believe that. Actually I can't even believe that right now.
Speaker 3: But here we are, here, we are, we are.
Speaker 1: Lakers have been swept from the National Basketball Association playoffs
Speaker 1: up by the Denver Nuggets, who are it's turning out
Speaker 1: maybe the best team in the league by maybe a lot.
Speaker 1: I am Jack.
Speaker 2: That is Miles, this is sports talk.
Speaker 1: Can we can hear more about that on Miles and
Speaker 1: jackop Maps our NBA podcast.
Speaker 2: But here on this one we talk about news.
Speaker 1: Baby. Okay, So some disturbed Nazi crashed a truck into
Speaker 1: the White House.
Speaker 2: Wait, Jack, why are you saying nazi?
Speaker 1: A Nazi flag was seen being removed from the back
Speaker 1: of his truck.
Speaker 2: Oh, how do you know that?
Speaker 1: Because people like saw it. It's like one of those
Speaker 1: things that a lot of people start looking at when
Speaker 1: you crash a truck into the White House. A lot
Speaker 1: of there tends to be a lot of witnesses. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it is being hailed by the right as a syop.
Speaker 2: I've seen the video.
Speaker 3: There's like the like there's like a police officer like
Speaker 3: investigating the cab of this U haul truck and is
Speaker 3: like pulling stuff out, and like the Nazi flag was
Speaker 3: like on the ground and they're like.
Speaker 2: It's perfectly unfurled.
Speaker 1: This is a syop, right, And you're like, I mean,
Speaker 1: who knows what, Like like when you get into the
Speaker 1: intentions of the driver, maybe he was going to put
Speaker 1: it like say, Joe Biden, you're a Nazi. I don't
Speaker 1: you know take this. Hey maybe it was the peace
Speaker 1: offering because he's naz that you probably like that you
Speaker 1: Nazi me, I'm for progressivism. Anyways, that was not a
Speaker 1: sigh op. That was not AI. There was a Pentagon
Speaker 1: explosion that was AI. There's like a AI generated image
Speaker 1: of explosion of the Pentagon that spooked the markets briefly
Speaker 1: and was was AI. So well, we'll talk about that
Speaker 1: more on tomorrow's episode. Max is the big thing. Max
Speaker 1: is not working.
Speaker 2: Oh what's Max doing for work now? Then?
Speaker 1: So Max is the new HBO Max.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, the one to watch is the tagline the one
Speaker 1: to watch that is HBO. Yeah, yo, what change it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Mine?
Speaker 2: Still? You know I I sometimes I make.
Speaker 3: It ask if it wants to app refresh. So I
Speaker 3: still got HBM. Am I going to treat this like quibi?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And also I can't sign as of yet because
Speaker 1: I don't remember how the fuck I signed it.
Speaker 2: I opened and they say, oh, you're trying to download Max.
Speaker 2: No the fuck I'm not. Yeah, fine, all right, got us,
Speaker 2: They've got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I tried to open HBO Max and then it
Speaker 1: just quit repeatedly, so I went store.
Speaker 2: Sassy beats off to a flyer.
Speaker 1: People are using this as an opportunity to just post
Speaker 1: entire movies that are part of the Max ad campaign,
Speaker 1: Like people are like forget Max, watch John Wick for
Speaker 1: here on Twitter the way it was intended to just
Speaker 1: posting full less movies.
Speaker 2: So piracy for everyone.
Speaker 1: Baggage fees are trending. Adriana Ocampo uh wore more than
Speaker 1: thirteen pounds of clothing to try and avoid saying a
Speaker 1: baggage fee.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She also appeared to be giggled though hard to Yeah,
Speaker 1: so giggly now gig.
Speaker 3: It looked it looked like a little bit of psilocybin
Speaker 3: induced goofballs. I don't know if it's very drunk or
Speaker 3: could just be. Look, this person is nineteen years old.
Speaker 3: I remember being nineteen and doing the dumbest shit was
Speaker 3: the most hilarious fucking thing that could ever happen. Like
Speaker 3: when this person checked in to the airline, they're like, yo,
Speaker 3: you're about thirteen pounds over on this like baggage, and like, okay, fine,
Speaker 3: wore all of the clothing that was thirteen pounds over,
Speaker 3: including like stuffing an iPod into their pants and shit,
Speaker 3: and they're like cool, Yeah, I'm trying to get on
Speaker 3: the airplane and like the flight attendants are like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is uh, this is not happening. They're like you
Speaker 3: can either take all this shit off and like store
Speaker 3: it properly, or you're gonna pay a fine.
Speaker 2: And they did both.
Speaker 3: So it sucks, but it is that crossed my mind
Speaker 3: in Australia, didn't know Yeah, Ozzie zeitgang. I know you're
Speaker 3: down there's jet Star like probably I'm guessing it's like
Speaker 3: Frontier or you know.
Speaker 2: The spirit one spirit, Yeah, spirit some people spirit. Some
Speaker 2: people hear it from the isn't that from Ghostbusters Too.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know that at all.
Speaker 1: You remember that, mm.
Speaker 2: Hmm, that's from That's like that was like the one
Speaker 2: rap song in the Ghostbuster song.
Speaker 1: Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold, where it's
Speaker 1: called the Ghostbusters and the something else I forget this
Speaker 1: is from?
Speaker 2: This is from. It was Dougie Fresh.
Speaker 3: There's a Douggy Fresh track on the Gustbusters Ghostbusters to soundtrack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Duhuggy Fresh.
Speaker 1: The Bobby Brown song from Ghostbusters Too is kind of
Speaker 1: rotation in my head, really irrevocably. Yeah, it's just always
Speaker 1: going to be there.
Speaker 2: What was that song called control or something on Yes
Speaker 2: We Got?
Speaker 1: I don't know the words take control, we got? We Got?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hot to Handle? Too Cold a Hold?
Speaker 1: They call the Ghostbusters and the m Patrol and they're
Speaker 1: in control and they're in control. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Had him thrown a party for a bunch of children?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, under the mast like thematic rap songs I
Speaker 1: feel like until Not by Will Smith. That just recaps
Speaker 1: the plot of the movie him throwing a party for
Speaker 1: a bunch of child children, which is also the weirdest
Speaker 1: plot point of Ghostbusters Too. They've gone from saving humanity
Speaker 1: many kind to doing kid's birthday parties.
Speaker 3: Hey, this sum was under the building, so they picked
Speaker 3: up their group, got a grip, came a quip, and
Speaker 3: they not about Vigo the master of evil.
Speaker 2: Try to change my boys.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, what a song.
Speaker 2: Peter mcnichol's greatest role. I gotta say as.
Speaker 3: He is Vigo's Yes, not the Renkman. But why are
Speaker 3: you came? Yes, I can go.
Speaker 1: That is really the best part of that movie for his.
Speaker 2: Living God.
Speaker 1: Dodgers about these guys baseball team from Los Angeles. They
Speaker 1: won yesterday, So Lakers fans need not fret Dodgers. They
Speaker 1: want back in business. So the sisters of perpetual indulgences
Speaker 1: or indulgence are indulgence of my old Catholic education coming back.
Speaker 1: Sisters of perpetual indulgence are now invited back to the
Speaker 1: Dodgers Pride night, even though I guess it. So this
Speaker 1: was a story for the past week because they were
Speaker 1: asked not to come.
Speaker 2: To the cave.
Speaker 3: The Dodgers cave to right wing pressure, like specifically like
Speaker 3: Marco like when Marco Rubio like stepped in a lot
Speaker 3: of people like, wow, Marco Rubio has thrown his weight
Speaker 3: around and most people like, why the fuck is he
Speaker 3: affecting the conversation over here?
Speaker 2: Who gives us shit?
Speaker 3: And and then a lot of right wing commentators are like,
Speaker 3: this is an attack on Catholicism and Christianity at large,
Speaker 3: makes no mistake.
Speaker 1: They're drag performers who dress as nuns. Is that the idea?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And like they it's like all for fundraising for
Speaker 3: all kinds of different causes, but again like yeah, there's
Speaker 3: just very campy drag, none kind of visuals and and
Speaker 3: like even like more other like figures like you know,
Speaker 3: you know, bishops or whatever, but very can be colorful
Speaker 3: because yeah, because they're making fun of the people and
Speaker 3: their fun ghost stories that they tell you you're going
Speaker 3: to go to at double hockey Sticks if you don't
Speaker 3: eat fish on Friday.
Speaker 1: Hey, Marco, while we're on the subject, you see this
Speaker 1: headline out of Chicago.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what's that is about? The is about the
Speaker 2: Catholic Church? Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: A new report also names four hundred and fifty one
Speaker 1: Catholic clerics and religious brothers who abused the children abused
Speaker 1: children between I mean nineteen fifty in twenty nineteen, far
Speaker 1: more than the church acknowledged before the review began.
Speaker 2: Yeah, over two thousand children.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 3: But again, like that's what always I can't believe when
Speaker 3: these people are like, well.
Speaker 2: I mean I can, but you got it.
Speaker 3: You like they have to put all that shit out
Speaker 3: of their head, like you're talking about groomers and people
Speaker 3: like actually putting children at risk and we see this
Speaker 3: constantly and organized religion. But again, yeah, let's come after
Speaker 3: the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's kind of like a weird look.
Speaker 3: I honestly, like once the Dodgers did it, Like in
Speaker 3: my mind, the damage is kind of done. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: like their whole thing is like after generous conversations with
Speaker 3: the you know, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Like we're
Speaker 3: offering our sincereous apologies and it's like generous conversations. I
Speaker 3: think they're probably like because they they're like please, and.
Speaker 2: They're like, okay, how about this, Like let's negotiate then,
Speaker 2: and they're like okay, fine, please be just this is
Speaker 2: such a bad look for us. We cave to Marco.
Speaker 1: Up, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: come back and talk meet Ball ron tiny Ron DeSantis
Speaker 1: is only five foot nine inches tall. Oh all right,
Speaker 1: we'll be right back, and we're back. And DeSantis is
Speaker 1: expected to announce today, is that or already has probably
Speaker 1: by the time you've.
Speaker 2: Oh really you heard this, it's happening today.
Speaker 1: I think so. Actually, so the tweet the truth, it
Speaker 1: was a truth and it has two million or two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Oh sorry, god, I was imagining there were
Speaker 1: more people on truth the way that they like count
Speaker 1: truths and retruths and likes is So this Donald J.
Speaker 1: Trump truth has one point nine nine thousand and retruth
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Point n So that's just one
Speaker 1: nine ninety Oh that's what Oh yeah, okay, but anyway,
Speaker 1: but it says tiny quote Ron DeSantis is five foot
Speaker 1: seven and people are like, uh, oh, game over, brother God.
Speaker 1: But he's gonna launch his presidential bid with Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: Oh wow wow, wow wow wow cool.
Speaker 1: Cool winning team.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, two human ship posts together.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, let's let's not forget.
Speaker 3: Uh, his his old his time at Guantanamo, which he's
Speaker 3: really fighting, like really wants people to forget that part.
Speaker 2: How do you remember me? No chance, little little old me. Wait,
Speaker 2: are you talking to me?
Speaker 1: Ron DeSantis? Yeah, yes, this is a this is an
Speaker 1: interesting press conference being held by you.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, got it, got it, got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting.
Speaker 3: See a lot of people talk about how one of
Speaker 3: the biggest differences between Trump and Ronda Santis is like
Speaker 3: rond DeSantis has a lot of these interesting moments caught
Speaker 3: on camera, whether he's like laughing like an absolute cornball,
Speaker 3: like where you never kind of see Donald Trump like
Speaker 3: hamming it up. We're like, look at this fucking fake
Speaker 3: politician laugh, where like Ronda Santas has so many of
Speaker 3: these gifts and be like, you're like, what's up with
Speaker 3: this guy.
Speaker 1: Where he lets the facade fall for a second.
Speaker 3: Exactly, or him where he wiped his like snot on
Speaker 3: a guy in Iowa, Like this is another video that's
Speaker 3: like going around where he like wiped his nose and
Speaker 3: then he goes all right, brother and just pats him
Speaker 3: on the shoulder.
Speaker 2: Just there you go, leave it right there?
Speaker 1: Boom, oh nasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I laugh for it. Look at this laugh Jack?
Speaker 1: Is that? Myles? What the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: I don't that's the dean scream of laughs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I hadn't seen that screen cap
Speaker 1: of it and assumed that it was like AI generally
Speaker 1: no campaign event, and he has a laughing fit that
Speaker 1: looks like he's unwell, yeah, he's I think, because this
Speaker 1: is the thing like everyone everyone has said that he
Speaker 1: is the kind of like he doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: work a room, so he leans into it real heavy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's off putting to a lot of people because
Speaker 1: it's so like transparently just fake.
Speaker 2: But hey, he can't be less.
Speaker 1: He's kind of the Buddha Judge of the right.
Speaker 2: Right, he's like has seems more sincere than this guy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like there's like something calculated about.
Speaker 3: But see, okay, I think I know you mean, like buddhajuge.
Speaker 3: You can kind of see through it and you're like,
Speaker 3: I know, I see your programming that you're running where Buddha.
Speaker 1: Judge, but like he there's just similar things. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insincere for sure.
Speaker 3: Yes, the way DeSantis does it, you're like, oh, come on,
Speaker 3: like what the you're not even trying.
Speaker 1: He actually has like some Hillary vibes where it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, trying to be down, trying to be cool
Speaker 1: and like just failing at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't at least where Hillary Clinton was like
Speaker 3: trying to court black voters. Run to Sandy's like, I
Speaker 3: have I keep a clan hood in my bag, right,
Speaker 3: just like you folks that.
Speaker 1: That laugh is wild though I had not, Isn't it
Speaker 1: It's interest, It's troubling, like i've it's it's one of
Speaker 1: those things that contributes to like all these like donors
Speaker 1: and ship being like, oh, this guy's not presidential with
Speaker 1: him and then immediately are like, man, he's like he
Speaker 1: just doesn't seem to have his like all all his
Speaker 1: faculties about him.
Speaker 2: He's in he's in campaign mode. Jack.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, we could well, his campaign strategy seems
Speaker 1: to be make America Florida. That that's like one of
Speaker 1: his opening lines at all his campaign stops. And don't
Speaker 1: think everybody's on board with that, Like even right wing people,
Speaker 1: it feels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, no, we like your brand of cruelty
Speaker 2: to those people there, but like it's more fun for
Speaker 2: us to see, not like to be in it. No, right,
Speaker 2: we like the cruelty from afar. I think we've made
Speaker 2: that clear.
Speaker 3: Is like right wingers, we're not We're very averse to
Speaker 3: experiencing any kind of difficulty or trouble to the point
Speaker 3: where we will cry and crumble, So we like to
Speaker 3: keep it very far away from our experience and we
Speaker 3: just like to watch with our popcorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyways, those are some of the things that are
Speaker 1: trending on this Tuesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with
Speaker 1: a whole last episode of the show. Until then, go
Speaker 1: watch that Ron DeSantis laughter video. If you just want
Speaker 1: to be like shaken to your core. Be kind to
Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't
Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to
Speaker 1: you all tomorrow by Fight