Speaker 1: Brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: that the best place to meet somebody to go on
Speaker 1: a date with is email. I get emails all the
Speaker 1: time from people asking I really shouldn't start checking my
Speaker 1: email because I don't check that much, you know, But
Speaker 1: I get so many emails from like Sugar Mama seventeen
Speaker 1: xxx saying like I'm hot and ready email me back,
Speaker 1: and I never do. I always think that's probably junk mail.
Speaker 1: I'm actually surprised you don't open those. But apparently Colleen,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone, was able to get a date
Speaker 1: through email. What's up, Colleen, how are you hi? So
Speaker 1: you fell for Sugar Mama seventeen huh? Not quite? How
Speaker 1: did you get a date via email? Well, okay, so
Speaker 1: my best friend Tracy, she works at this company and
Speaker 1: she knows this guy named Jason, and she said that
Speaker 1: he was really nice and personable, and like, I haven't
Speaker 1: really had a boyfriend in a couple of years, just
Speaker 1: because I had a bad breakup, so it kind of
Speaker 1: took me a while. But I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: kind of like, okay, let's see a picture, and she
Speaker 1: had one from like some company party Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so cute. You freaking cute. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see what happened. So she gave him my email,
Speaker 1: so I was like, you know, I don't want just
Speaker 1: anybody down my phone number right now, like it's still
Speaker 1: So you got an email from naked Jason xxx. No,
Speaker 1: he emailed me and he was like, hey, Tracy showed
Speaker 1: me your picture. I think you're very beautiful, and she
Speaker 1: says that you have a great personality, So why don't
Speaker 1: we start chatting? You know. So you were set up
Speaker 1: and you both apparently had mutual feelings about each other's pictures. Yes,
Speaker 1: we did, which I was very happy about. Yeah that's
Speaker 1: good because usually when a friend sets you up, it's
Speaker 1: always terrible. Yeah. I agree, like, wow, that's what you
Speaker 1: think of me, that's where you think I should be dating.
Speaker 1: That's so what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 1: So we actually we went to a sushi place. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: and it was so cute because he actually, I don't
Speaker 1: know if he was furious or maybe just turned it
Speaker 1: into a joke or it was a joke all along.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he actually ordered in Japanese. Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: way to show it off. Of course he's taking you
Speaker 1: to sushi. He's like, let me. I don't really know
Speaker 1: if he was actually speaking Japanese because the waiter was
Speaker 1: just kind of looking at him like huh, he just
Speaker 1: watched like a kung Fu movie. He just kept saying
Speaker 1: like we don't have that, sirup. I think he was
Speaker 1: And I don't know if he was trying to be
Speaker 1: suave or trying to be cool or just being funny.
Speaker 1: But it was hilarious and I thought it was funny
Speaker 1: and we all laughed and I was like, well, how
Speaker 1: about just the spicy tuna? And they're like, we have that.
Speaker 1: So it was a joke, like everybody was laughing together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a joke. It was wonderful, like he's so
Speaker 1: funny and smart, like without being a real jerk about it.
Speaker 1: You know, it all sounds perfect. Was there anything wrong?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No. I had such a connection.
Speaker 1: You know. We we talked and talked like I love cats,
Speaker 1: and we talked about that, and he actually he has
Speaker 1: a rescue cat with one leg. Oh my god. He
Speaker 1: called there's Snowflake and he showed me a picture and
Speaker 1: I just lost it. I melted I was like, and
Speaker 1: marry me guy. This guy had everything that you're looking for. Perfect.
Speaker 1: This is like too much pressure, though, why isn't he
Speaker 1: calling you back? I don't know. How did it? I mean?
Speaker 1: And the great We were having such a wonderful time,
Speaker 1: like we talked about so much, and then he actually
Speaker 1: walked me to the door and hugged me and gave
Speaker 1: me a kiss on the cheek. I felt like it
Speaker 1: was like a blast from the past, like I was
Speaker 1: suddenly in the fifties and I just like had a
Speaker 1: Sadie Hawkins dance or something. So it was like a
Speaker 1: good kiss on the cheek though, because that could be
Speaker 1: a bad thing too. No, it was so romantic. I
Speaker 1: felt special, you know, I felt I know, I want
Speaker 1: to go on your date. I felt so fancy. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, and I don't know. I just thought
Speaker 1: we really hit it off. And he said he'd call
Speaker 1: and that we didn't have to rely on email anymore,
Speaker 1: and we both laughed, and I felt such a spark.
Speaker 1: So I don't really understand. I think it could be
Speaker 1: the cat. Do you think it's a cat? What are
Speaker 1: his three legged cat? Yeah? Like he got home and
Speaker 1: the cat was like who are you out with and
Speaker 1: then now he can't be I honestly think i'd love
Speaker 1: the cat more if she was that Saturday. Have you
Speaker 1: grilled your friend who set you up? I did? She says,
Speaker 1: it's been really busy at the office, so it's just
Speaker 1: kind of like she hasn't even seen him around. Oh, no,
Speaker 1: you can't think of crazy right now. I know you
Speaker 1: can't think of any reason that he's not calling you back. No,
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything. And how long has it
Speaker 1: been now it's been a week? A week? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's definitely long enough, especially if it was as good
Speaker 1: as you said it was. All right, well we'll play
Speaker 1: a song and then we'll come back and call him
Speaker 1: and get your second date up date. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second
Speaker 1: date update if you're just joining us for today's second
Speaker 1: date update. Colleen is on the phone, and Colleen is
Speaker 1: in one of the most frustrating positions you can be
Speaker 1: in when it comes to dating. She went out with
Speaker 1: a dude named Jason. Everything seemed great, she had a
Speaker 1: great time. Nothing she can think of went wrong, and
Speaker 1: now he's not calling her back. She thought, he was cute,
Speaker 1: thought he was funny. He even likes cats and she
Speaker 1: likes cats. But now nothing? All right, Colleen? Are you
Speaker 1: ready to call him and see what's up? Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm just disappointed. You know that he hasn't called me.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready. I am so nervous. Like this guy
Speaker 1: checks all the boxes for your dream guy. You seem
Speaker 1: great too, I know you seem lovable and thank you wonderful.
Speaker 1: I just I'm really hoping for just a normal explanation
Speaker 1: for once. The only box he doesn't check is the
Speaker 1: called me back a box. Yeah that's an important one too.
Speaker 1: I'm bummed, like I would have hoped that he would
Speaker 1: have already called, you know, like I told you, I
Speaker 1: had such a bad breakup and it took me a
Speaker 1: long time to be ready, and now I am. And
Speaker 1: it's kind of like I'm not going to pine away
Speaker 1: for a guy who doesn't want to pine for me.
Speaker 1: That's good, he's not gonna call, or if he's just
Speaker 1: not who I think he is, I may have to
Speaker 1: just cut it and run. I don't know, I'm I
Speaker 1: hope I'm wrong. Well, see, we can get ahold of
Speaker 1: him first, Okay, and then you can decide to not
Speaker 1: ever want to call him again. Okay, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. I'm gonna doll the phone of her. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: is this Jason? Is ze Jason? How are you? Man?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a radio show. Are you familiar? I think I
Speaker 1: heard of you guys. What's up? Oh? Not much? Just
Speaker 1: calling you to see how you're doing today, trying to
Speaker 1: recruit new listeners to the show. Is that really what
Speaker 1: you're doing? No, because probably after we tell you why
Speaker 1: we are calling, you might never want to hear from
Speaker 1: us ever. Again. Don't be so pessimistic. This could be great.
Speaker 1: This could be a great call for you, Jason. All right,
Speaker 1: so just let me know what's going on. Like I'm
Speaker 1: kind of interested now, Oh good? Okay, Well, we do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and then end up not calling them back after,
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out what happened. And
Speaker 1: we got an email from a girl named Colleen. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and Colleen told us all about your date. She said
Speaker 1: that you met through a friend of hers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And she said that she had a really good time,
Speaker 1: but it's been over a week now and she's heard
Speaker 1: nothing from you. Is that true? Yeah? Yeah, Okay, so
Speaker 1: can you tell us why? Yeah? I would have have
Speaker 1: like enough time for that. I mean it might be alone,
Speaker 1: you know, So it's not just you've been busy and
Speaker 1: you haven't had time to get back to her. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you want to tell of that, okay, Well, if
Speaker 1: it's a lie, I don't want to tell her that.
Speaker 1: Is there a particular reason, like did she do something wrong? No? No,
Speaker 1: she was awesome, I mean her, I mean stop that,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, usually when you're really into somebody, you
Speaker 1: don't call him back after a really awesome date. You
Speaker 1: don't know my situation, right I know. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: find out your situation. I'm trying to see if I
Speaker 1: can help you out. Actually, hold up, Jason, are you
Speaker 1: in a relationship? No? No, No, I'm not in a
Speaker 1: relationship right now. I'm single. So why would you not
Speaker 1: call someone back that's awesome and that you're really into.
Speaker 1: It's really complicated right now, and I just don't want
Speaker 1: to really talk about it. Okay, well, can you tell
Speaker 1: us anything, because here's the thing, though, she really liked you,
Speaker 1: and from the sounds of it, you really liked her. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I really do, and like I will get in touch
Speaker 1: with her right but I'm telling you right now though,
Speaker 1: if you wait too long, that ship's going to sail,
Speaker 1: because she actually did tell us that it's been so
Speaker 1: long since she's heard from me that she's just thinking
Speaker 1: about cutting it and not even trying anymore. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to spend her days thinking about some guy
Speaker 1: that's not thinking about her like that's you have to
Speaker 1: understand that she doesn't want to waste her time. Look,
Speaker 1: I really stop and and I yeah, okay, well can
Speaker 1: you tell us what happened? All right? Just you're not
Speaker 1: going to tell her, No, we'll tell her something else
Speaker 1: if it's that bad, Like I want you guys to
Speaker 1: go out again because you both liked each other. So
Speaker 1: I try to figure out a way to sugarcoat it.
Speaker 1: I guess whatever it is, all right. So her friends
Speaker 1: Tracy told me that she was into cats, so I
Speaker 1: showed her a picture of a cat. Yeah, you had
Speaker 1: three legs and it was named snowflake, and I told
Speaker 1: her that it was my cat because I wanted to like, look,
Speaker 1: you know good in front of her. And the thing is,
Speaker 1: I don't have a three legged cat. Led about the cat. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't expect her to be so into that story.
Speaker 1: That is, most men lie about like how much money
Speaker 1: they make, or what their position is at work, or
Speaker 1: what car they drive, not whether or not they own
Speaker 1: a three legged cat. She said, you showed her a
Speaker 1: picture and everything. Yeah, I downloaded it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: And why did you pick a three legged cat like
Speaker 1: a regular rescue cat. You could have at least gone
Speaker 1: out and gotten another black cat somewhere. You can't just
Speaker 1: go out and find a three legged cat to continue
Speaker 1: the lie. Yeah. So I've been going around shelters just
Speaker 1: trying to find a three legged cat, and it's difficult.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a pretty particular cat you're looking for.
Speaker 1: Oh man, okay, has come clean. I figured if I
Speaker 1: found a three legged cat, I mean, it would cover
Speaker 1: the story. It probably is like I found a three
Speaker 1: legged cat, but it was a different color. Yeah. How
Speaker 1: hard can it be to how hard is it to
Speaker 1: find a three legged cat in this city? Damn? It
Speaker 1: just like weirdly romantic, though in a really strange way. Jay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I stop. Yeah you did. And you know
Speaker 1: what I did too, because I lied to you and
Speaker 1: told you that I wouldn't tell her. She's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I mean, Colleen is on
Speaker 1: the other line listening. I told you that I wasn't
Speaker 1: going to tell her. But oh man, I'm sorry. What
Speaker 1: the hell I know, it's an accident, man, Three legged
Speaker 1: cats people on the phone. Yeah, it's tough, Colleen. Are
Speaker 1: you still there? You lied about a three legged cat? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm Colleen. Um, that's so stupid. Yeah, it was stupid.
Speaker 1: I mean I I yeah. I just don't understand why
Speaker 1: you would do that on a first day. That's so weird.
Speaker 1: I'm very awkward. So it's like I wanted to look
Speaker 1: like I was somebody cool for you, you know, so
Speaker 1: I forget made. But he did look cool. I din't
Speaker 1: even like cats, but I didn't know you like would be.
Speaker 1: So that's about it. Three legged cats and like kind
Speaker 1: cat was like a model, and I guess she really
Speaker 1: was a model cat. Jason, of course, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: crazy if you just told me, Oh, I like cats
Speaker 1: too awesome. I really wanted to call you back, though,
Speaker 1: but you were really in a snowflake and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to find snowflakes for you, you know, Jason, That's
Speaker 1: it's like weirdly sweet. Wait, so are you mad, collied
Speaker 1: or are you cool? I'm just confused? Yeah, Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I get it. I get like wanting to make a
Speaker 1: good impression. I just wish you hadn't lied to me.
Speaker 1: And that kind of makes me a little weary because
Speaker 1: my last boyfriend lied to me. And the rest of
Speaker 1: what you told me is true, right, Like you love
Speaker 1: karaoke and you went to drive ins as a kid.
Speaker 1: Like that's not just a fake story you read in
Speaker 1: a book somewhere. No, those are true. I mean I
Speaker 1: really do that stuff. I mean everything else was like
Speaker 1: straight up real except the three legged cat. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: most to stand out is hid. Sorry, it was such
Speaker 1: a dumb lie though, Jason, Like you got to think
Speaker 1: into the future. You can't lie about things like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you please stop piling on? All right? I know
Speaker 1: it's stupid, Okay, a three cat story. Dumbest thing in
Speaker 1: the world. I'll just try to say face here. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: all right, call me if you think. If you think
Speaker 1: about this, it's obvious that Jason doesn't lie very much
Speaker 1: because he's a terrible liar. Yeah, is that true, Jason? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm a good guy. I mean, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: make everything work. I want to make everything like great
Speaker 1: for you. I was just searching all around the city
Speaker 1: for a cat with three legs that looked like the
Speaker 1: cat in the picture. He was willing to adopt a
Speaker 1: three legged cat. Yeah, I mean a specific colored three
Speaker 1: legged cat. But there's a big commitment. Jason, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Colleen on a second date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it if I mean, we're still
Speaker 1: PRECIU ask Colleen if she wants to go too. But anyway, yes,
Speaker 1: I do, and I hope she forgives me despite the craziness. Okay, Colleen,
Speaker 1: do you want to go out with him again? Knowing
Speaker 1: what you know now? I think I do? Yeah, cat love.
Speaker 1: That's good, that's awesome. And can I stop looking for
Speaker 1: the cat now for now? But yeah, eventually, Jason, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to supply a three legged cat to this relationship,
Speaker 1: all right, well, congratulations Colleen, you got your second date.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. God that was so cute. Broken Juwil
Speaker 1: in the morning text in at seven eight five nine
Speaker 1: two that says, I wish someone would adopt a one
Speaker 1: legged animal for me. Yeah, I know, it's very sweet.
Speaker 1: If you miss today a second date update, Colleen wanted
Speaker 1: to call this dude named Jason. We got him on
Speaker 1: the phone to figure out why he wasn't calling her back,
Speaker 1: and it turns out that he wasn't ready to call
Speaker 1: her back yet because during their date he lied to
Speaker 1: her and said that he adopted a one legged cat
Speaker 1: named Snowflake. He even had a printed out photo of
Speaker 1: a cat with one leg and said that that was Snowflake. Well,
Speaker 1: ever since the date, he's been going around shelters all
Speaker 1: over the city trying to find a one legged cat
Speaker 1: that looks like the one in the photo. That's why
Speaker 1: he hasn't called her back. He said that he found one,
Speaker 1: but it was the wrong color. Yeah, no, it's tough
Speaker 1: to find. It's a very very particular thing. You're looking
Speaker 1: for a one legged cat named Snowflake that looks exactly
Speaker 1: like the one you found online. Anyway, she thought the
Speaker 1: whole lie was extremely stupid but also kind of sweet,
Speaker 1: and they decided to go out again. Remember if you
Speaker 1: want to do a second date update, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back.