WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Blocked By Snowflake 

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. Everybody knows

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<v Speaker 1>that the best place to meet somebody to go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with is email. I get emails all the

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<v Speaker 1>time from people asking I really shouldn't start checking my

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<v Speaker 1>email because I don't check that much, you know, But

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<v Speaker 1>I get so many emails from like Sugar Mama seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>xxx saying like I'm hot and ready email me back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I never do. I always think that's probably junk mail.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually surprised you don't open those. But apparently Colleen,

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<v Speaker 1>who's on the phone, was able to get a date

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<v Speaker 1>through email. What's up, Colleen, how are you hi? So

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<v Speaker 1>you fell for Sugar Mama seventeen huh? Not quite? How

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<v Speaker 1>did you get a date via email? Well, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend Tracy, she works at this company and

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<v Speaker 1>she knows this guy named Jason, and she said that

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<v Speaker 1>he was really nice and personable, and like, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>really had a boyfriend in a couple of years, just

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<v Speaker 1>because I had a bad breakup, so it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>took me a while. But I don't know. I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like, okay, let's see a picture, and she

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<v Speaker 1>had one from like some company party Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>so cute. You freaking cute. And I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see what happened. So she gave him my email,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, you know, I don't want just

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<v Speaker 1>anybody down my phone number right now, like it's still

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<v Speaker 1>So you got an email from naked Jason xxx. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he emailed me and he was like, hey, Tracy showed

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<v Speaker 1>me your picture. I think you're very beautiful, and she

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<v Speaker 1>says that you have a great personality, So why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we start chatting? You know. So you were set up

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<v Speaker 1>and you both apparently had mutual feelings about each other's pictures. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we did, which I was very happy about. Yeah that's

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<v Speaker 1>good because usually when a friend sets you up, it's

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<v Speaker 1>always terrible. Yeah. I agree, like, wow, that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>think of me, that's where you think I should be dating.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so what did you guys do for your date?

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<v Speaker 1>So we actually we went to a sushi place. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was so cute because he actually, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if he was furious or maybe just turned it

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<v Speaker 1>into a joke or it was a joke all along.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but he actually ordered in Japanese. Oh wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>way to show it off. Of course he's taking you

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<v Speaker 1>to sushi. He's like, let me. I don't really know

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<v Speaker 1>if he was actually speaking Japanese because the waiter was

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of looking at him like huh, he just

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<v Speaker 1>watched like a kung Fu movie. He just kept saying

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<v Speaker 1>like we don't have that, sirup. I think he was

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if he was trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>suave or trying to be cool or just being funny.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was hilarious and I thought it was funny

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<v Speaker 1>and we all laughed and I was like, well, how

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<v Speaker 1>about just the spicy tuna? And they're like, we have that.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was a joke, like everybody was laughing together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a joke. It was wonderful, like he's so

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<v Speaker 1>funny and smart, like without being a real jerk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it all sounds perfect. Was there anything wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. No. I had such a connection.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. We we talked and talked like I love cats,

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<v Speaker 1>and we talked about that, and he actually he has

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<v Speaker 1>a rescue cat with one leg. Oh my god. He

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<v Speaker 1>called there's Snowflake and he showed me a picture and

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<v Speaker 1>I just lost it. I melted I was like, and

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<v Speaker 1>marry me guy. This guy had everything that you're looking for. Perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like too much pressure, though, why isn't he

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back? I don't know. How did it? I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>And the great We were having such a wonderful time,

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<v Speaker 1>like we talked about so much, and then he actually

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<v Speaker 1>walked me to the door and hugged me and gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a kiss on the cheek. I felt like it

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<v Speaker 1>was like a blast from the past, like I was

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly in the fifties and I just like had a

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<v Speaker 1>Sadie Hawkins dance or something. So it was like a

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<v Speaker 1>good kiss on the cheek though, because that could be

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<v Speaker 1>a bad thing too. No, it was so romantic. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt special, you know, I felt I know, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to go on your date. I felt so fancy. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, and I don't know. I just thought

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<v Speaker 1>we really hit it off. And he said he'd call

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<v Speaker 1>and that we didn't have to rely on email anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>and we both laughed, and I felt such a spark.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't really understand. I think it could be

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<v Speaker 1>the cat. Do you think it's a cat? What are

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<v Speaker 1>his three legged cat? Yeah? Like he got home and

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<v Speaker 1>the cat was like who are you out with and

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<v Speaker 1>then now he can't be I honestly think i'd love

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<v Speaker 1>the cat more if she was that Saturday. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>grilled your friend who set you up? I did? She says,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been really busy at the office, so it's just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like she hasn't even seen him around. Oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't think of crazy right now. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>can't think of any reason that he's not calling you back. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't think of anything. And how long has it

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<v Speaker 1>been now it's been a week? A week? Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's definitely long enough, especially if it was as good

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<v Speaker 1>as you said it was. All right, well we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song and then we'll come back and call him

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date up date. Okay, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second

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<v Speaker 1>date update if you're just joining us for today's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Colleen is on the phone, and Colleen is

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<v Speaker 1>in one of the most frustrating positions you can be

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<v Speaker 1>in when it comes to dating. She went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a dude named Jason. Everything seemed great, she had a

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<v Speaker 1>great time. Nothing she can think of went wrong, and

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<v Speaker 1>now he's not calling her back. She thought, he was cute,

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<v Speaker 1>thought he was funny. He even likes cats and she

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<v Speaker 1>likes cats. But now nothing? All right, Colleen? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>ready to call him and see what's up? Yeah, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm just disappointed. You know that he hasn't called me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not ready. I am so nervous. Like this guy

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<v Speaker 1>checks all the boxes for your dream guy. You seem

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<v Speaker 1>great too, I know you seem lovable and thank you wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm really hoping for just a normal explanation

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<v Speaker 1>for once. The only box he doesn't check is the

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<v Speaker 1>called me back a box. Yeah that's an important one too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bummed, like I would have hoped that he would

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<v Speaker 1>have already called, you know, like I told you, I

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<v Speaker 1>had such a bad breakup and it took me a

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<v Speaker 1>long time to be ready, and now I am. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like I'm not going to pine away

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<v Speaker 1>for a guy who doesn't want to pine for me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good, he's not gonna call, or if he's just

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<v Speaker 1>not who I think he is, I may have to

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<v Speaker 1>just cut it and run. I don't know, I'm I

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<v Speaker 1>hope I'm wrong. Well, see, we can get ahold of

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<v Speaker 1>him first, Okay, and then you can decide to not

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<v Speaker 1>ever want to call him again. Okay, all right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. I'm gonna doll the phone of her. Well, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Jason? Is ze Jason? How are you? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a radio show. Are you familiar? I think I

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<v Speaker 1>heard of you guys. What's up? Oh? Not much? Just

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<v Speaker 1>calling you to see how you're doing today, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>recruit new listeners to the show. Is that really what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing? No, because probably after we tell you why

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<v Speaker 1>we are calling, you might never want to hear from

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<v Speaker 1>us ever. Again. Don't be so pessimistic. This could be great.

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<v Speaker 1>This could be a great call for you, Jason. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so just let me know what's going on. Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of interested now, Oh good? Okay, Well, we do

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<v Speaker 1>a segment on our show called the second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you go out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and then end up not calling them back after,

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<v Speaker 1>they can email us to get you on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and see if we can figure out what happened. And

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email from a girl named Colleen. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Colleen told us all about your date. She said

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<v Speaker 1>that you met through a friend of hers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And she said that she had a really good time,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's been over a week now and she's heard

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<v Speaker 1>nothing from you. Is that true? Yeah? Yeah, Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>can you tell us why? Yeah? I would have have

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<v Speaker 1>like enough time for that. I mean it might be alone,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, So it's not just you've been busy and

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't had time to get back to her. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to tell of that, okay, Well, if

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lie, I don't want to tell her that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a particular reason, like did she do something wrong? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>she was awesome, I mean her, I mean stop that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, usually when you're really into somebody, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't call him back after a really awesome date. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't know my situation, right I know. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>find out your situation. I'm trying to see if I

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<v Speaker 1>can help you out. Actually, hold up, Jason, are you

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship? No? No, No, I'm not in a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship right now. I'm single. So why would you not

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<v Speaker 1>call someone back that's awesome and that you're really into.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really complicated right now, and I just don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to really talk about it. Okay, well, can you tell

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<v Speaker 1>us anything, because here's the thing, though, she really liked you,

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<v Speaker 1>and from the sounds of it, you really liked her. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I really do, and like I will get in touch

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<v Speaker 1>with her right but I'm telling you right now though,

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<v Speaker 1>if you wait too long, that ship's going to sail,

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<v Speaker 1>because she actually did tell us that it's been so

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<v Speaker 1>long since she's heard from me that she's just thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about cutting it and not even trying anymore. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to spend her days thinking about some guy

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<v Speaker 1>that's not thinking about her like that's you have to

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<v Speaker 1>understand that she doesn't want to waste her time. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I really stop and and I yeah, okay, well can

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<v Speaker 1>you tell us what happened? All right? Just you're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to tell her, No, we'll tell her something else

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<v Speaker 1>if it's that bad, Like I want you guys to

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<v Speaker 1>go out again because you both liked each other. So

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<v Speaker 1>I try to figure out a way to sugarcoat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess whatever it is, all right. So her friends

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<v Speaker 1>Tracy told me that she was into cats, so I

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<v Speaker 1>showed her a picture of a cat. Yeah, you had

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<v Speaker 1>three legs and it was named snowflake, and I told

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<v Speaker 1>her that it was my cat because I wanted to like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you know good in front of her. And the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a three legged cat. Led about the cat. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't expect her to be so into that story.

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<v Speaker 1>That is, most men lie about like how much money

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<v Speaker 1>they make, or what their position is at work, or

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<v Speaker 1>what car they drive, not whether or not they own

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<v Speaker 1>a three legged cat. She said, you showed her a

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<v Speaker 1>picture and everything. Yeah, I downloaded it. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>And why did you pick a three legged cat like

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<v Speaker 1>a regular rescue cat. You could have at least gone

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<v Speaker 1>out and gotten another black cat somewhere. You can't just

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<v Speaker 1>go out and find a three legged cat to continue

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<v Speaker 1>the lie. Yeah. So I've been going around shelters just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find a three legged cat, and it's difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's a pretty particular cat you're looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, okay, has come clean. I figured if I

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<v Speaker 1>found a three legged cat, I mean, it would cover

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<v Speaker 1>the story. It probably is like I found a three

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<v Speaker 1>legged cat, but it was a different color. Yeah. How

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<v Speaker 1>hard can it be to how hard is it to

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<v Speaker 1>find a three legged cat in this city? Damn? It

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<v Speaker 1>just like weirdly romantic, though in a really strange way. Jay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I stop. Yeah you did. And you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I did too, because I lied to you and

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<v Speaker 1>told you that I wouldn't tell her. She's actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? I mean, Colleen is on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening. I told you that I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>going to tell her. But oh man, I'm sorry. What

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<v Speaker 1>the hell I know, it's an accident, man, Three legged

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<v Speaker 1>cats people on the phone. Yeah, it's tough, Colleen. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you still there? You lied about a three legged cat? Uh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Colleen. Um, that's so stupid. Yeah, it was stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I I yeah. I just don't understand why

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<v Speaker 1>you would do that on a first day. That's so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very awkward. So it's like I wanted to look

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<v Speaker 1>like I was somebody cool for you, you know, so

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<v Speaker 1>I forget made. But he did look cool. I din't

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<v Speaker 1>even like cats, but I didn't know you like would be.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's about it. Three legged cats and like kind

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<v Speaker 1>cat was like a model, and I guess she really

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<v Speaker 1>was a model cat. Jason, of course, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>crazy if you just told me, Oh, I like cats

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<v Speaker 1>too awesome. I really wanted to call you back, though,

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<v Speaker 1>but you were really in a snowflake and I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to find snowflakes for you, you know, Jason, That's

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<v Speaker 1>it's like weirdly sweet. Wait, so are you mad, collied

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<v Speaker 1>or are you cool? I'm just confused? Yeah, Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I get like wanting to make a

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<v Speaker 1>good impression. I just wish you hadn't lied to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And that kind of makes me a little weary because

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<v Speaker 1>my last boyfriend lied to me. And the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>what you told me is true, right, Like you love

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<v Speaker 1>karaoke and you went to drive ins as a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's not just a fake story you read in

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<v Speaker 1>a book somewhere. No, those are true. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>really do that stuff. I mean everything else was like

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<v Speaker 1>straight up real except the three legged cat. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>most to stand out is hid. Sorry, it was such

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<v Speaker 1>a dumb lie though, Jason, Like you got to think

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<v Speaker 1>into the future. You can't lie about things like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can you please stop piling on? All right? I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's stupid, Okay, a three cat story. Dumbest thing in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. I'll just try to say face here. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, call me if you think. If you think

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<v Speaker 1>about this, it's obvious that Jason doesn't lie very much

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<v Speaker 1>because he's a terrible liar. Yeah, is that true, Jason? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a good guy. I mean, I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>make everything work. I want to make everything like great

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I was just searching all around the city

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<v Speaker 1>for a cat with three legs that looked like the

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<v Speaker 1>cat in the picture. He was willing to adopt a

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<v Speaker 1>three legged cat. Yeah, I mean a specific colored three

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<v Speaker 1>legged cat. But there's a big commitment. Jason, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Colleen on a second date?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it if I mean, we're still

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<v Speaker 1>PRECIU ask Colleen if she wants to go too. But anyway, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, and I hope she forgives me despite the craziness. Okay, Colleen,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go out with him again? Knowing

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<v Speaker 1>what you know now? I think I do? Yeah, cat love.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good, that's awesome. And can I stop looking for

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<v Speaker 1>the cat now for now? But yeah, eventually, Jason, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to supply a three legged cat to this relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, congratulations Colleen, you got your second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys. God that was so cute. Broken Juwil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning text in at seven eight five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two that says, I wish someone would adopt a one

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<v Speaker 1>legged animal for me. Yeah, I know, it's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>If you miss today a second date update, Colleen wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call this dude named Jason. We got him on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone to figure out why he wasn't calling her back,

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<v Speaker 1>and it turns out that he wasn't ready to call

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<v Speaker 1>her back yet because during their date he lied to

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<v Speaker 1>her and said that he adopted a one legged cat

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<v Speaker 1>named Snowflake. He even had a printed out photo of

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<v Speaker 1>a cat with one leg and said that that was Snowflake. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>ever since the date, he's been going around shelters all

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<v Speaker 1>over the city trying to find a one legged cat

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<v Speaker 1>that looks like the one in the photo. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>he hasn't called her back. He said that he found one,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was the wrong color. Yeah, no, it's tough

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<v Speaker 1>to find. It's a very very particular thing. You're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for a one legged cat named Snowflake that looks exactly

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<v Speaker 1>like the one you found online. Anyway, she thought the

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<v Speaker 1>whole lie was extremely stupid but also kind of sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>and they decided to go out again. Remember if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do a second date update, all you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back.