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Speaker 1: Brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. Everybody knows

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Speaker 1: that the best place to meet somebody to go on

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Speaker 1: a date with is email. I get emails all the

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Speaker 1: time from people asking I really shouldn't start checking my

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Speaker 1: email because I don't check that much, you know, But

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Speaker 1: I get so many emails from like Sugar Mama seventeen

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Speaker 1: and I never do. I always think that's probably junk mail.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually surprised you don't open those. But apparently Colleen,

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Speaker 1: who's on the phone, was able to get a date

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Speaker 1: through email. What's up, Colleen, how are you hi? So

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Speaker 1: you fell for Sugar Mama seventeen huh? Not quite? How

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Speaker 1: did you get a date via email? Well, okay, so

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Speaker 1: my best friend Tracy, she works at this company and

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Speaker 1: she knows this guy named Jason, and she said that

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Speaker 1: he was really nice and personable, and like, I haven't

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Speaker 1: because I had a bad breakup, so it kind of

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Speaker 1: took me a while. But I don't know. I was

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Speaker 1: kind of like, okay, let's see a picture, and she

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Speaker 1: had one from like some company party Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: so cute. You freaking cute. And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's see what happened. So she gave him my email,

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Speaker 1: so I was like, you know, I don't want just

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Speaker 1: anybody down my phone number right now, like it's still

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Speaker 1: So you got an email from naked Jason xxx. No,

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Speaker 1: he emailed me and he was like, hey, Tracy showed

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Speaker 1: we start chatting? You know. So you were set up

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Speaker 1: and you both apparently had mutual feelings about each other's pictures. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we did, which I was very happy about. Yeah that's

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Speaker 1: good because usually when a friend sets you up, it's

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Speaker 1: always terrible. Yeah. I agree, like, wow, that's what you

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Speaker 1: That's so what did you guys do for your date?

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Speaker 1: So we actually we went to a sushi place. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: and it was so cute because he actually, I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but he actually ordered in Japanese. Oh wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: way to show it off. Of course he's taking you

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Speaker 1: to sushi. He's like, let me. I don't really know

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Speaker 1: if he was actually speaking Japanese because the waiter was

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Speaker 1: But it was hilarious and I thought it was funny

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Speaker 1: and we all laughed and I was like, well, how

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Speaker 1: So it was a joke, like everybody was laughing together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a joke. It was wonderful, like he's so

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Speaker 1: You know, it all sounds perfect. Was there anything wrong?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. No. I had such a connection.

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Speaker 1: You know. We we talked and talked like I love cats,

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Speaker 1: This is like too much pressure, though, why isn't he

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Speaker 1: a bad thing too. No, it was so romantic. I

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Speaker 1: that's definitely long enough, especially if it was as good

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Speaker 1: date update. Colleen is on the phone, and Colleen is

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Speaker 1: in one of the most frustrating positions you can be

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Speaker 1: great time. Nothing she can think of went wrong, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not ready. I am so nervous. Like this guy

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Speaker 1: I'm bummed, like I would have hoped that he would

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Speaker 1: hope I'm wrong. Well, see, we can get ahold of

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Speaker 1: is this Jason? Is ze Jason? How are you? Man?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a radio show. Are you familiar? I think I

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Speaker 1: heard of you guys. What's up? Oh? Not much? Just

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Speaker 1: calling you to see how you're doing today, trying to

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Speaker 1: recruit new listeners to the show. Is that really what

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Speaker 1: you're doing? No, because probably after we tell you why

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Speaker 1: us ever. Again. Don't be so pessimistic. This could be great.

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Speaker 1: This could be a great call for you, Jason. All right,

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Speaker 1: so just let me know what's going on. Like I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of interested now, Oh good? Okay, Well, we do

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Speaker 1: a segment on our show called the second Date Update.

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Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with

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Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out what happened. And

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Speaker 1: we got an email from a girl named Colleen. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Colleen told us all about your date. She said

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Speaker 1: can you tell us why? Yeah? I would have have

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Speaker 1: Is there a particular reason, like did she do something wrong? No? No,

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Speaker 1: don't know my situation, right I know. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: you tell us what happened? All right? Just you're not

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Speaker 1: going to tell her, No, we'll tell her something else

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Speaker 1: Tracy told me that she was into cats, so I

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Speaker 1: showed her a picture of a cat. Yeah, you had

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Speaker 1: I don't have a three legged cat. Led about the cat. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't expect her to be so into that story.

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Speaker 1: That is, most men lie about like how much money

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Speaker 1: a three legged cat. She said, you showed her a

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Speaker 1: And why did you pick a three legged cat like

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Speaker 1: the lie. Yeah. So I've been going around shelters just

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Speaker 1: trying to find a three legged cat, and it's difficult.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I mean, Colleen is on

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Speaker 1: I'm Colleen. Um, that's so stupid. Yeah, it was stupid.

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Speaker 1: I'm a good guy. I mean, I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: what you know now? I think I do? Yeah, cat love.

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Speaker 1: all right, well, congratulations Colleen, you got your second date.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys. God that was so cute. Broken Juwil

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