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Speaker 1: I just wanted to do this story because I was

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Speaker 1: just wondering as I read the story, like, at what

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Speaker 1: point did nobody say, like, I think this is a

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Speaker 1: bad idea. And I think we've all probably had the

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Speaker 1: thing happen where we tried to do the dumb thing

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Speaker 1: and we injured ourself. I mean, can you you could

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Speaker 1: probably all of you in the room think of a

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Speaker 1: time where you're like, I'm gonna take this short cut

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Speaker 1: or I'm gonna do this thing and it could go

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Speaker 1: really badly, but it's like real quick, like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: using something dole to cut something, or you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, or like tyings. In this case, a Utaw

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Speaker 1: woman says that she's still able to walk down the

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Speaker 1: aisle a day after she was tossed from a mattress

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Speaker 1: in a pickup truck. Right now, how does this happen? So?

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Speaker 1: Her name is Lydia. Her now husband Alex, which I

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Speaker 1: don't even know why she married this man because he

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Speaker 1: allowed her to do this. They were trying to transport

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Speaker 1: a king sized mattress to their new home in April,

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Speaker 1: the day before their wedding. The day before their wedding,

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Speaker 1: and so they decided that the best way to hold

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Speaker 1: the mattress down was for Lydia to lay on top

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Speaker 1: of it. Well, the truck was traveling down the road

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Speaker 1: at fifty miles an hour, so as as one might imagine,

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Speaker 1: could happen, the mattress then shifted, propelling her into the

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Speaker 1: middle of the road. She was able to get out

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Speaker 1: of the way of oncoming traffic. She got road rash

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Speaker 1: and knocked out her two front teeth. Oh girl, no,

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Speaker 1: but next day was the wedding and the show must

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Speaker 1: go on. So she got married like that a new

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Speaker 1: word of what happened to the mattress, or you know,

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Speaker 1: if they got a new one or whatever. But that's

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Speaker 1: one of those things where you're like, Okay, I got it,

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Speaker 1: I got it. You're gonna just lay on top of it,

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Speaker 1: weigh it down, and everything will be fine. We don't

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Speaker 1: have any rope, this fine baby, just lay down on

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Speaker 1: that thing. Yeah. I'm sorrying to wonder if maybe he

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Speaker 1: didn't want to marry her, he had a plan. Wow.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm trying to think of something I've

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Speaker 1: done like that that's just really stupid. Nothing quite that dumb.

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Speaker 1: But I think we've all probably transported something in an

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Speaker 1: automobile that was too big or too bulky. I think

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Speaker 1: I've tied a mattress to a top of a car before.

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Speaker 1: I think I have done that. I've done with the

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Speaker 1: mattress on top of the car and everyone has a

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Speaker 1: hand out, you know. Yeah, it has a hand out

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Speaker 1: the window, four hands holding the match. That's what you

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Speaker 1: need to be. No, I've done that one. I've definitely

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Speaker 1: done that one.

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Speaker 2: There's a famous Friends episode where the delivery costs for

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Speaker 2: a couch is like double the prices of the couch.

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Speaker 2: That's the pivot episode, and so Ross and Rachel are

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Speaker 2: trying to carry it up their apartment stairs and completely

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Speaker 2: ruin the new couch just to avoid the fee.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've probably done something like that, damaged something

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Speaker 1: because I was too cheap to get someone else to

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Speaker 1: do it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I move myself like and broke in a million things

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Speaker 2: and myself trying to carry a couch too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I've been like too cheap to take

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Speaker 1: stuff to the dry cleaner, so I'm like, I can

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Speaker 1: handle this, and then I shrink it and ruin it.

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Speaker 1: That's not really the same. But I think I've also

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Speaker 1: been famous for like I don't have the right tool

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Speaker 1: for the job, so I just use like whatever i've

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Speaker 1: got and that usually you know, winds up with some

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Speaker 1: form of it. Yeah right right, Like this isn't made

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Speaker 1: for this, but let me try it, let me just see,

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Speaker 1: and then you know, I wind up hurting myself somehow.

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Speaker 1: But I just want to know, like what the I

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Speaker 1: mean really, like, baby, the weddings tomorrow, just hop on

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Speaker 1: top of his mattress. We're gonna need this and everything's

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Speaker 1: gonna be fine. But anyway, so the wedding photos will

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Speaker 1: be memorable. Yeah, I got no teeth. Teeth, You've got

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Speaker 1: a road brush all over her. So how'd you get that? Well,

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Speaker 1: I was surfing on a mattress down the highway fifty miles.

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