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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is Pete Inkins,

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Speaker 1: one of the administrators over at elementary school, looking for

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Speaker 1: Valerie speaking. Hey Valerie, this is Colton's mom. All right, yes,

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Speaker 1: is he okay? Oh yeah, Colton is having a great

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Speaker 1: day to day. I saw him in the hallway, waved high,

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Speaker 1: he waved back. He seems like everything's good. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: calling you for a different reason to talk about you

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Speaker 1: for a second. Okay, So has Colton told you about

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Speaker 1: career Day yet? No, I didn't see anything in his

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Speaker 1: planner about that or anything. Doesn't surprise me. They're always

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Speaker 1: doing that. Huh. Well, there is aid an assembly coming

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Speaker 1: up for career Day where we're asking some of the

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Speaker 1: parents to get involved, and I'm the organizer of that,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I wanted to hop on the phone

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Speaker 1: with you and see if you'd be interested. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: what does that entail? Well, not too much. It's an

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Speaker 1: assembly with everybody in the school, so all of the students.

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Speaker 1: You would just be asked to sort of tell people

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Speaker 1: about your job. Maybe give an example for oh, ten

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, something like that not a big deal. It's

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Speaker 1: coming up soon. I can give you all the information.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good idea. I'm a body waxer, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm primarily focused on Brazilian body waxes. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that's a kind of a private area. I don't think

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Speaker 1: we should show that to children. You know. We asked

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Speaker 1: all the students what their parents do for work, and

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Speaker 1: little Colton, your son said that you do Brazilian waxing,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't really do that. Well, he says, he

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Speaker 1: said that you work at a spa or something. And

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Speaker 1: I guess his teacher she found out you did some

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Speaker 1: waxing or something like that, and she was the one

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Speaker 1: that said Brazilian. I guess he didn't. So I thought,

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Speaker 1: maybe you went to Brazil. Do you understand what a

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Speaker 1: Brazilian wax is? You know? I guess I don't. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was going to be a lesson in geography.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, yeah, definitely a lesson in geography on

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Speaker 1: the human body. M yeah, okay. My primary function is

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Speaker 1: to remove hair from private areas, as in like in

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Speaker 1: your pants. Oh whoa, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's not

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Speaker 1: going to work for an elementary school assembly. I mean, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, you say it wouldn't work, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think that bars you from coming in and telling people

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Speaker 1: about the job you do. That's actually a very interesting job.

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Speaker 1: And also, you know, I've been looking into that sort

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Speaker 1: of thing, and I feel like we could do it

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Speaker 1: two birds one stone situation here. Actually, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is completely inappropriate, and I can't believe that you

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Speaker 1: would even think that a mother would be willing to do.

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Speaker 1: It's a stupid thing. Well, I think I'm about to

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Speaker 1: call the board of education. What was your name? Again?

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Speaker 1: Well before I answer that, we can do that, doesn't

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Speaker 1: your mind at the assembly? It can be after sort

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Speaker 1: of you come in, you tell them okay, so I'm

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Speaker 1: just supposed to chit chat about it and then you

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Speaker 1: get a wax. I think that sounds great. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: on board. Oh that sounds amazing. Or better yet, let's

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Speaker 1: skip the assembly and go straight to your termination. I

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Speaker 1: need your name. What is your name? My name is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins, and I wanted to be adminis Pete Eakins? Yes, Petekins, Peekins, Peekins, yes, Pekins. Oh,

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Speaker 1: if you don't think that my name is actually Petekins?

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Speaker 1: Is that the problem? I don't understand anything. My name

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Speaker 1: is not no, no, I don't really think your name

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Speaker 1: is Petekins. Excuse me, but that sounds made up. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: well you're correct then, Oh because this is actually Jewbil

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Speaker 1: from The Jewils Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your friend Jessica set you up? Are you serious

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Speaker 1: right now? Like I was sweating, I was so mad.

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Speaker 1: She said that you do body waxing and that you

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Speaker 1: have kids in elementary school, so we figured we'd combine

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Speaker 1: two things and ask you to speak up. Career down.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jessica, I'm so getting you back. This

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Speaker 1: is not over what No, you can't get you back.

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Speaker 1: This was me j This needs more. The Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: on demand