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Speaker 1: shout out to Liquid iv I. There are sponsor, but

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Speaker 1: But if you put the liquid IV pack it in

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Speaker 1: believe there's any calories. No, It's like it's like creating

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Speaker 1: There you go, liquid ivy, I'm gonna actually I can't

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Speaker 1: go ahead, down, pull up your giant water bottle. Pull

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Speaker 1: up your giant water bottle. Okay, well I have the

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Speaker 1: giant water bottle right here. But that's not China. It's

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Speaker 1: not big, it's not as big. But I was playing

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Speaker 1: much better than Someone's like, what's it called? And she's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: of course, this is Kelso's friend, but they're still hiding

420
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: it from Kelso and because he's mister you gotta get insurance,

421
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 1: and he's a rule follower about that. But they have

422
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: this whole dance they do when they find out that

423
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: someone's just been deceased. Before anyone finds out, everyone plays

424
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 1: along and they put the person in that person's bed

425
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: so they can get their insurance. So play along. Yeah,

426
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: freaking all of the the interns play along. You just

427
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 1: hope that they all play along. And then you got

428
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: to find a surgeon who will do it pro bono. Yeah,

429
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: any way, you're going to the best. So they put

430
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: her in mister Rabinowitz's bed because he's just passed away,

431
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: we learned because he put his peep in an electrical

432
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: socket and you just don't do that. And JD goes,

433
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: you can't, you can't do that. I can't do that,

434
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 1: and then um, you do have to do it. Uh,

435
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: pro a doctor, a surgeon will do a pro bono.

436
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: And then the Todd comes in and goes and says,

437
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 1: I've had a pro bono all day, all morning, all morning.

438
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: Something might be wrong. Five. Yeah. By the way, the

439
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: Todd has one of the funnies jokes of the episode

440
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: later on, which we'll get to. Um, now we go

441
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: to distract Kelso. We decide to go I'm sorry again.

442
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: I know, here we go again. That's just controversial, but

443
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: it is a part of Scrubs history. We go to

444
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: an Asian massage parlor and um, and Kelso gets a

445
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: full release in front of us, Yes, which is which

446
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: felt one step out of character for him, But he

447
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: really doesn't said wait, hold up, you said it felt

448
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: out of character for him. He didn't care if we watched.

449
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: Do you know how many times you do? You know

450
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: how many times j D and Turk have run into Kelso? Right,

451
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: But he's never in a situation hand release. Yeah he has.

452
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 1: He says it will cost extra in one episode. In

453
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: one episode he goes you and you can come in,

454
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: but it will cost extra. No, that's the episode that

455
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 1: you directed. No, No, that's the one where he says

456
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: you can come in, but you have to take your

457
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: shoes off right anyway, Um listen, Um you can't not

458
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 1: look because um you have a crank in your neck

459
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 1: and you have to look. I close my eyes at first,

460
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: but then in the very last second you open one

461
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: because you can that you can't help yourself. This episode

462
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 1: was all over the place, by the way, Yeah, I

463
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: mean it really it really bounced. I mean it was funny,

464
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: but it ping Pong's all over the place. Was so

465
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: many different story I mean there was I'm what was

466
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: it four storylines in this one. I don't know what

467
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: one of the main ones is that Alexander Chaplin, who

468
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: we call Sandy is his nickname, is back as the

469
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: drug addict and Cox thinks there's no way he's holding

470
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 1: a group for addicts. And Cox says and Elliot get

471
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: in their classic battle over whether someone can can truly

472
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: defeat his addiction or whether whether he's a liar or not.

473
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: I don't think Cox doesn't believe people can overcome addiction,

474
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: but he thinks that this character in particular, whose name

475
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: is Sam, is a fucking liar. He's a big time

476
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 1: scam artist because and the only way he knows this

477
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: is because he got caught out there the last time

478
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 1: Sandy was on the show. He Jordan explains to Elliott,

479
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: how wait, no, who is it that get Jordan gets

480
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: caught out there and everybody explains how this guy's, how

481
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: this guy has done them in and uh and uh,

482
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 1: and he's just the one. Cox is one of the

483
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: first people that he's that he did it too, and

484
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: so he hates. He just knows he's a liar. And

485
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: no matter how many different angle, yeah, but he's always

486
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 1: got a new angle. And this this new angle is

487
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: that he holds a group um and that and so

488
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: so so so. But Elliott and Cox are by both

489
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: of them. By the way, in the beginning of the show,

490
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: Elliott over the broken leg, which was hilarious where they

491
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: don't even even acknowledge the fact that they that she

492
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: he trips her over a man with the broken in

493
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: a wheelchair with the broken leg. The man screams ah,

494
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: and they continued their conversation. That was new Nor Sadi,

495
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: by the way, who was one of our main stunt

496
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: men and uh and stunt coordinators. There's so many of

497
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: your favorite physical comedy jokes that new Nor Sadi choreographed.

498
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: And then and then she does the same thing to

499
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: Cox by a distract. She distracts Cox into looking into

500
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: a door. Yeah, Johnny took a nice door hit. Yeah.

501
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: But right before that, you missed that Elliott has a

502
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: new facial cream that's made from the baby foreskins. God,

503
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: I did miss that. I did miss He says, you

504
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: look so beautiful, and she's like, you never give recompliments. Um,

505
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: it must be because of my new facial cream that's

506
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: made from the foreskins of babies. Whoa well, and then

507
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: he's I mean it's got to be used for something, right, yeah, away,

508
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: you might as well. If there is a nice cream,

509
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: you'll be made out of them. I don't see any harm.

510
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: Joel will take all the mail for that, Joel, Joel,

511
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if that's problematic, but do you make one

512
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: comment on mail really quick? Um. I haven't done it yet,

513
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: but if you send me a picture of your child's

514
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: poop or your poop, it's going to be an automatic

515
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: block from now on. I saw that on it on Twitter.

516
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: Someone sent Joel well, because we talked about how what

517
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: was cut out of the musical episode was j J.

518
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: I saw the letter J. Somebody said the letter J

519
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: that was on trying to take it with an era

520
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: of you're trying to reach out you feel friendly about

521
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: the podcast? Did you trying to gross you out? So

522
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: please never send me pictures of ever ever? Ever, ever,

523
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: don't send poop because I got some poop pictures in

524
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: my freaking please it was also block if you have

525
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: to never see if you poop a perfect letter J,

526
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: just just pat yourself on the back. I laughed at

527
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: the ship because it was a perfect letter Jay. It

528
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: was like it was like a fishhook almost, dude. It

529
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: was like it was like and now, we're talking about

530
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: all right, all right, now they're getting the attention they

531
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: want it. Don't send Joel or any of us pictures

532
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: of your poop too. If it's a letter, j just

533
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: say Zach and Donald are proud of you to yourself,

534
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: curly JA. As long as it's a deuce, we should

535
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: we should um take a break, and when we come back,

536
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell you and remind you about the Austin

537
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: TV Festival that Donald are gonna and I are gonna

538
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: be at on the fifth of June. We'll be right

539
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: back everybody. So, uh, Donald and I are making we're

540
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: doing a panel, a whole scrubs panel with all your

541
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: favorite people. So come to Austin UM for uh for

542
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: June fifth at at ten am at the Paramount Theater. Joel,

543
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: we double check that that's the right information. But um, listen,

544
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: I know, I'm I don't know why it's at ten

545
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: am on a Sunday, Like odds are we're gonna be

546
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: hungover if we're going to Austin UM for a Saturday night,

547
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: Why are you making us do this hungover? All right?

548
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: All right, you know that's how so that's the correct information, right,

549
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: Chell Sunday as six five at ten am is the

550
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: correct time, Okay, so please come. Um, what's I think

551
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: you go to a what's the website? You? Well? Can

552
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: you remind me of that? It's at X festival dot com.

553
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: At x festival dot com, get your tickets and um,

554
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: there's a lot of us all going to be there.

555
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: I know definitively, Bill, Lawrence, Me, Sarah Donald, Judy. I

556
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: don't know about anybody else, but I think everybody would come.

557
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: I think Neil would come. I don't know. I don't

558
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know who's I don't know.

559
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if Ken Jenkins ad come. I don't know.

560
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: I don't I know that you and I are doing it.

561
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: I know definitely Me, you, Sarah, Bill are doing it.

562
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: You don't know about Judy. You don't know about it.

563
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know that Bill reached out to

564
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: all of us on a group text and said, are

565
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: you guys down to do this? And I feel like

566
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: everybody said yes, that's what I so, But I don't remember.

567
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: You know, if people work and they have jobs, but

568
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: it is a Sunday, so I don't know. We'll see.

569
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm excited.

570
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm more it's gonna be too short because I know

571
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. If it's because his Bill's gonna talk

572
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: the whole fucking time, We're not gonna be able to

573
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: fit a word in edgewise, right, Well, I mean, isn't

574
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: that what we want? Though? Don't we want Bill to?

575
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: I mean, he did create the show, he does have

576
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: the best perspective, probably, and he's funny as hell, and

577
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: we have a podcast, so we'll let him talk. He's

578
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: he's probably, he's probably, if you ask me, one of

579
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: the funniest people I know. Uh, he's definitely easily, easily

580
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: one of the funniest people in my life. Easily. Yeah.

581
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: I don't think you sign one of the biggest deals

582
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: in TV comedy. True, if you're not one of the

583
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:05,239
Speaker 1: funniest people. It'd be weird if you did, wouldn't it. Well,

584
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: there are all those people that are funny, but they're

585
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: like not funny in person. Probably. That was the first

586
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: thing I remember when I met Bill. I was like,

587
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: holy shit, this dude is just always funny, Like he

588
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: could find the comedy in anything. Yeah, let's get back

589
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: to the show Scrubs that the man created. So, by

590
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: the way, I want a little little trivia. By the way,

591
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: two Scrubs Wiki things. One thing I learned that was helpful.

592
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: This is the last appearance Sandy Ak Alexander Chaplin, this

593
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: is his fine. This is the last appearance of any

594
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 1: Spin City cast member on the television show Scrubs until

595
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: those season eight finale. Right, maybe aren't some of them

596
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: in the hallway or no, that's a good question. But

597
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: according to Scrubs Wiki, is the last appearance. So it

598
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: maybe it's pretty clear Trevor doesn't know everything. Like, well,

599
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: one thing I want to correct with Trevor that's on here. Dude.

600
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: I know that you're probably busy with other things and

601
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: you've moved on from this, but it says something very weird. Oh,

602
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta, I gotta go back to it.

603
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: Um there's a mistake, Okay, Trevor, So if you're listening,

604
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: if you're still with us, I don't mean like alive,

605
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: I mean if you're still like listening to the show. Um, Um,

606
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: there's a mistake. That's weird. It said in the trivia section,

607
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: it says Um, this is the second of only two

608
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: episodes to be filmed in front of a live studio audience. Um,

609
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: this episode was most definitely not filmed in front of

610
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: a live studio iiance. I mean, how would you have

611
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: filmed this in front of a live studio audience? Um?

612
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: The only time we did that was the sitcom spoof

613
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: we did, which was filmed in front of live sudi adience.

614
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 1: And that's the only episode. And what does this mean?

615
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: This is the only Scrubs episode to how the save

616
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: MS catchphrase kachung Does anyone know what that means? No, chung,

617
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 1: I don't know what save MS is, but they guess

618
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: have a catch phrase called katchung. And somebody says kachung.

619
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone says kachung. I just wanted

620
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 1: to let you know those little bits of trivia. What

621
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: the hell is save MS? Two thousand and three through

622
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: two thousand and six animated television show? Yeah, do you

623
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,919
Speaker 1: remember anyone saying kachung? I don't remember save MS? Let's ship.

624
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: I don't remember the show either, dude. But the characters

625
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: are not bringing it. But that's a long run for

626
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: a kids show, though, like three years well, maybe someone

627
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: said Kachung. We're gonna have to assume that they did.

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember hearing Kacheng in this episode. Like

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to say, Trevor Wicky don't know everything, yo,

630
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Speaker 1: he ain't got the answers. Y'all listen, some people are allowed,

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Speaker 1: not just Trevor Or. You have to be a member,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, but other people are allowed to add things.

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Speaker 1: And Trevor is the moderator. He's the one who's going

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Speaker 1: to rectify the studio audience thing, all right. Moving on,

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Speaker 1: Lloyd is in the meeting that Sandy is holding for addicts. Yes,

636
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Speaker 1: Lloyd is played by Mike Schwartz, one of our comedy writers,

637
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: our favorite writers. Was he was he on? That's a

638
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 1: good question. Was Mike on the show the entire run? Yes?

639
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Speaker 1: And if so? And if he wasn't, did Lloyd he

640
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: must come back? Yeah? Did Lloyd come back? And he

641
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Speaker 1: just did cameos later on how to take It's good

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Speaker 1: you bless you, bless you. You better not of giving

643
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Speaker 1: me COVID when I did the jail cell hold up

644
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Speaker 1: hand thing through the camera. The janitor wants to become

645
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Speaker 1: a baby broker. There's a lot of weird shit with

646
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Speaker 1: the janitor in this episode. Okay, he's found Rowdy. Now,

647
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Speaker 1: if you recall when he traced no, he traced Carlos

648
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Speaker 1: steps and found Rowdy. Yes, if you recall car Carlo

649
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Speaker 1: lost row. The janitor turned in his squirrel collection. But

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Speaker 1: so the janitor is the one that named the dog Stephen. Also, yes,

651
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Speaker 1: the janitor um the janitor turned in his taxidermy and

652
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Speaker 1: squirrel collection. So a taxidermy dog. Yes, so we could

653
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Speaker 1: get Stephen and fool us because he felt bad about

654
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Speaker 1: whatever happened with him and Carla at that time. Right now,

655
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Speaker 1: the janitor is trying to because it turns out that

656
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Speaker 1: Carla lied to the janitor and she was the reason

657
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: why the dog went missing. And so the janitor has

658
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: retraced carla steps and found Rowdy. Found Rowdy. So now

659
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Speaker 1: we have a situation where Churk has expressed to Carla

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Speaker 1: how important and Rowdy is to be to him and

661
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Speaker 1: JD and and Carla realizes that some of this blackmail

662
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Speaker 1: that the janitor is talking about she might have to

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Speaker 1: get into, including she teaches him how to salsa dance,

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Speaker 1: throws her into a window. That's Judy Bang Judy, Judy

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Speaker 1: being funny. Um, we play a game with um where

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Speaker 1: we we tricked Ted. It's pretty dangerous. Still a game

667
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Speaker 1: we play. We put roller skates on and we pull

668
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Speaker 1: him with the red string across and Ted yells ghost dog,

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Speaker 1: ghost dog and crash after he crashes into an electrical

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Speaker 1: Uh what the tower? Yeah yeah, and then that crashes

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Speaker 1: into a into a the generator, the generator of the hospital.

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Speaker 1: And we have a backup generator, thank goodness. But j

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Speaker 1: D and Turk are responsible for vandalism pretty much well,

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Speaker 1: and a car accident, a car accident that could killed

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Speaker 1: Ted and I'm knocking out the power to with a hospital. Yeah,

676
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Speaker 1: they could have killed more than just Ted and and

677
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Speaker 1: and doctor h Kelso says, relax, everybody, we have a

678
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Speaker 1: backup generator. And a backup generator kicks in and he goes, oh,

679
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Speaker 1: thank god because I was just bluffing. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: he and then he yells at Ted for how much

681
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Speaker 1: it's going to cost. And he says, and don't try

682
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Speaker 1: and blame this on the fact though I paved over

683
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Speaker 1: that Indian burial ground, we needed the parking spaces. Poulter

684
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Speaker 1: Guys situation going on there polter Geist. That's polter Geist

685
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Speaker 1: was about. Well that's what maybe Kelso things happened. He

686
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Speaker 1: doesn't know about the ghost dog trick we pulled. So

687
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Speaker 1: another another thing is that everyone steals scrubs, uh in

688
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Speaker 1: the hospital. So Kelso's just about that line item. Okay,

689
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Speaker 1: So how it starts is who steals it first? Well

690
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: how it ends is ridiculous. How it starts our curtain.

691
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Speaker 1: You have towels, a washcloth, Yeah, just like just straight

692
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: up scrubs. So who's it start with? Somebody? I forgot who?

693
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Speaker 1: Who else? Who else? And it just gets more and

694
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 1: more ridiculous as it goes. So it starts with Ted

695
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: where he comes home and he's like, Mom, someone tried

696
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Speaker 1: to die on me again. But I wouldn't let him.

697
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't let him. All this time Ted has been

698
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Speaker 1: lying to his mom that he's a doctor at the hospital.

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Speaker 1: And then and then and then it turns out that

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Speaker 1: nurse Roberts is using the scrubs for the choir. So

701
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Speaker 1: the choir and then she has one the really nice

702
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: scrubs in the middle, while everybody has one the solid

703
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: colors she has on her, her her her nurse color.

704
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Speaker 1: She stands out, So she stands out in the choir,

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Speaker 1: and then it cuts to you, or I should say,

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Speaker 1: it cuts to j D who has a shower curtain

707
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Speaker 1: made out of scrub I'm sewn together. This fucker took

708
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Speaker 1: time instead. And then I'm wearing I'm wearing like I'm

709
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Speaker 1: wearing like a towel, a towel that's been made out

710
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Speaker 1: of scrubs, sewn together and around my waist, and then

711
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Speaker 1: I'm using a singular scrub top to dry my hair. Yes,

712
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: that one got ridiculous. That one got ridiculous, and then

713
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Speaker 1: the other fantasy that got y way, don't go there yet.

714
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Speaker 1: That is one of the funniest things. That's one of

715
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Speaker 1: the funniest scrubs fantasies I've seen. Oh my god, that

716
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: shit got ridiculous. Dude, that shit got ridiculous. Now, this

717
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. Sam says, you don't know how hard

718
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: it is to stay straight, and Rob comes out of

719
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: the room behind him. That episode, Todd comes out of

720
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: the room, checks out his ass and goes, there's something

721
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,479
Speaker 1: like tell me about it, brother, but he says brother

722
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,959
Speaker 1: at the ends and then gives him the head nod

723
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Speaker 1: like we could fuck confirming again that the todd is

724
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Speaker 1: down for anything, any action, anything, any action. Yeah, um,

725
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Speaker 1: the janitor Um, so he finds rowdy and um, he's

726
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: trying to blackmail Carla. Trying to blackmail Carla. You out

727
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Speaker 1: of nowhere with the sneak hug. Holy shit, that makes well,

728
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Speaker 1: there's this whole Grayson anatomy. I guess crazy animust have

729
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,479
Speaker 1: been very hot now and and Bill probably thought that

730
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: they were copying us, so it was time to make

731
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: fun of them. Um, because he's thinking something right, because

732
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 1: that shit is still on the air. Yeah, Season five

733
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 1: never have to work again. How paid must Ellen Pompey

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Speaker 1: will be? Said, Ellen Pompeio is like, might be, might

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Speaker 1: be touch touching Oprah money. It's close. I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's that close. I mean Oprah got

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Speaker 1: money where she could lose one hundred million and be

738
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Speaker 1: like I did, Ellen Pompeo, if you're that long, I mean,

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Speaker 1: she must be one of the highest paid actresses in

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Speaker 1: the history of television. Her and uh suv uh Mariska.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but Ellen Pompeo, Um, they got to be

742
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Speaker 1: the most pay people on television. Yeah, definitely, they have

743
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: to be if they're not this something really wrong the

744
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: system they've done, because Ellen Pompeo just has decided like

745
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 1: she's a very good actress and she decided to just

746
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: stay forever and um and Mariska and is a very

747
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 1: good actress. If you make that decision. Somebody said, look,

748
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna back up the Brinks truck. Yeah, maybe they

749
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: were like, you commit to twenty years of the and

750
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: we're gonna freak and give you that money. You are

751
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 1: not gonna do anything else, but you are gonna have

752
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: forty seven homes. Right beep, let me show you had

753
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: to drop that shit. I got a money, Ben, I

754
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: would be Scrooge McDuck out. That motherfucker just swimming in

755
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: my ship, swimming on hard coin on gold coins. Um,

756
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: all right, listen, um, So he says Gray's Anatomy. Oh.

757
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: One of the things he hates is Gray's Anatomy wraps

758
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: up every episode with a cheesy voiceover that ties together

759
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: all the storylines, which is my least favorite device on television.

760
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: Access to go into commercial break, but it has to

761
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: be vague too, Yeah, vague. And then and then Jad

762
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: walks by going into the commercial break saying the most

763
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: vague nonsense a goal. Yeah than ever scrubs Wicky had it.

764
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Speaker 1: Jad's narration is and so in the end, I knew

765
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: what Elliot said about the way things were had forever

766
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: change the way we all thought about them. And Bill

767
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: himself has made lots of jokes about how sometimes it

768
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: was late and the voiceover has just made absolutely no sense. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you notice Beard faces back in pharmaceutical Was he there? Yeah?

770
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: He was there. He's he's he's a pharmacist. So Laverne

771
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 1: punches a hole in the window to try and get rowdy,

772
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: and she screams her name like like Leroy Jenkins, Leroy Jenkins.

773
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Speaker 1: Some people might not know who Leroy Jenkins is because

774
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: you're a little bit younger than us. But a long

775
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: time ago there was this game called The World of

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00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: Warcraft and it became so freaking popular, and Daniel, you

777
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: must have played a lot of it. I only played

778
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: it recently, but like, yes, it was very popular, and

779
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: that was at the peak of its Hayde sideway sidebar.

780
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: Fucking Never Winter Nights is on iOS now and you

781
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: can play the overhead version of Never Winter Nights and

782
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: it looks like Dan really dead ass dead ass. So

783
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: on my iPhone. I just picked it up. Never Winter

784
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: Nights is out and it's all look all of the

785
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: campaigns and there's like almost a hundred up, absolutely stoner Field.

786
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: But I need something to do while I'm laid up

787
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: in bed with COVID. You're so psyches. You got COVID.

788
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm just gonna get high and play video games.

789
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: What a dream sounds kind of cool. I mean, isn't

790
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,720
Speaker 1: that what you're supposed to do? Sorry, honey, I've got COVID,

791
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: so you can't. So you can't go to this thing

792
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 1: to night. I'm like, the doctor said I should smoke

793
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: weed and play video games. She said, she said, So

794
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: you can't go to the kids basketball game this weekend.

795
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: I am bummed about that. But you know what, I

796
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: just found out that I could watch that bad Boy

797
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: over Yeah, no doubt that camera in the gym, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm yeah. Pays to make a very long story short

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Speaker 1: for those who don't know anything about video games, Daniel,

800
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: why don't you summarize what happened? Okay, so let me

801
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: finish what I was saying. So, so, there was a

802
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: game called the World of Warcraft, and what happens in

803
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: the game is it's an online multiplayer game, and some

804
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: of the missions that you do require strategy, and so

805
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: these and and and and you're going up against it's

806
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: like clan versus clan. So it's like gigantic groups of

807
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 1: people going. How many people were live in this group?

808
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: Would you imagine? I don't know it was. I would say,

809
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: like to make it funny, I'm gonna guess like a

810
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: couple of hundred people, but realistically probably forty to fifty

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Speaker 1: people something like that. Thirteen. Yeah, that's not funny. I mean,

812
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: it's still a lot of people's ruined you ruined Donald,

813
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: But we like to be accurate on the show. Look,

814
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Speaker 1: anybody who's gonna be listening to this who knows the

815
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Speaker 1: stories and be sitting there like it wasn't that, man,

816
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Speaker 1: It wasn't that that. You're talking peak nerd ship where

817
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: someone's gonna push their glasses up and say, are we

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Speaker 1: gonna believe that it actually swit? Second, so it was ting.

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Speaker 1: So it's thirteen people and they've worked on this strategy

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Speaker 1: that they're gonna do for days, like days, Like, wait

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Speaker 1: a second, I have a question. Either one of you

822
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Speaker 1: might be able to answer, did they like did they

823
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: stop and like meet up again? Or so they're all

824
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: they're all meeting up before this strategy. They finally made

825
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: it to a mega boss and they they they're gonna

826
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: they're gonna go into this. Okay, remember what we discussed.

827
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Speaker 1: We discussed all of this shit. They have a plan.

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Speaker 1: We have a The thirteen of us are gonna do

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Speaker 1: some epic shit right now now. No, no, no no,

830
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Speaker 1: if you, um what what now? You have to restart?

831
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: If you don't like defeat this guy? Like how bad?

832
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: How far back to you? I don't know if you

833
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: can do that. I don't know if you can do

834
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: it again. Like there's certain things and Daniel, what's that?

835
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Speaker 1: What's that you can? But the idea is that it's

836
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: a dungeon and you're going all the way through it,

837
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: part by part by part, and if you die, you

838
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: go all the way back to the and your characters

839
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: spawned way outside the dungeon. Now, Daniel, were these people?

840
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: Were these thirteen people pausing and like sleeping or were

841
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: they like doing it all nighters and ship Usually usually

842
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: they're pulling all nighters and doing it. But also, you know,

843
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but this is also fake,

844
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: like Leroy Jenkins, the whole the whole thing, it's it's fake,

845
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: like the whole thing was composed. It's like it was

846
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: like a very early internet meme, but the whole thing

847
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: is fake. So like this, why did you? Why you

848
00:50:53,400 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: sta story? Now, nobody's gonna give a shit. Now it's classic.

849
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 1: It is a class I never knew it. I never

850
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: knew it wasn't real until now, And I feel sad

851
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: you even let Donald finish the story. Look, I mean

852
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: you pretty much anyway. So since everybody knows, since everybody

853
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: knows fucking story, since everybody knows story, Daniel cut it,

854
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: burn punches the window and does the Leroy Jenkins scream,

855
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: No the guy to done. No, that's it, that's it. No,

856
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: Daniel ruin the story. I'm hard to explain it because Daniel,

857
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,479
Speaker 1: you should have at least let him finish before you said.

858
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: It's bullshot to me to ask a question. I was

859
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: just contempted. Let's get into this double fantasy place. I'm

860
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: sad about it being I want to get into this

861
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: double fantasy now. Man, he's gonna cry. I'm just sad

862
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: about it being fake. Anyway, for those the story was

863
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: invested in the story. Just now this guy, they're all

864
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 1: ready to through campaign and he instead runs into the

865
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: villain and screams lee Roy Jenkins, and they're all like,

866
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: le Roy, what are you doing, you fucking asshole? You

867
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 1: ruin the campaign. We've been up all night and at

868
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: the time we all thought it was hilarious because we

869
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: thought this dude was just sabotaging all their efforts and

870
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,919
Speaker 1: it was funny. Now, Daniel, since you've already ruined the story, Yes,

871
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: it was just a set up joke. It wasn't real. Yeah, Well,

872
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: because when you're when you're watching it, they're they're going

873
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: through all these numbers. They're really making it seem like

874
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: you know that they're like, Okay, well this has to happen,

875
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: then this has to happen. Then this has to happen,

876
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, there's a lot of that kind of

877
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: discussion before you go in and do a boss like

878
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: that or going and you know, do an interaction like this,

879
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: But none of the numbers they're saying are real. All

880
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 1: of like the calculations they're doing beforehand, like it's all bullshit.

881
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: They're just trying to set it up to make it

882
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: seem like it's like this super super calculated thing. And

883
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 1: it still is like people did all of this shit.

884
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: But Leroy the whole, the whole thing here, It was

885
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: like it was a it was a song. Hey, when

886
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: I find out things I like or fakes. The best

887
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: part is at the end when they're like, way to go, Leroy,

888
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: and he just goes, at least I have chicken. No,

889
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 1: it's the end of it. He's eating fried chicken the

890
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: entire time. Oh my god, So Leroy Jenkins is black? Well, no,

891
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't know that. I mean,

892
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: it's just motherfucker's name. Hold on, now, the motherfucker's name

893
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: is lee Roy Jenkins. If that ain't the blackest name

894
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: I ever heard in my life, that ain't. Come on, Joel.

895
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: You know that's a black ass name right there. It

896
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: does sound very black. It does sound very black. That

897
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 1: is black. I want to meet a white Lee Roy Jenkins.

898
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: I don't think there's too many white people naming the

899
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,280
Speaker 1: kill le Roy Jenkins, but maybe, well there's Ken Jenkins.

900
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: Ken is the first Jenkins I haven't met that was white.

901
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: You've always said. Jenkins was a popular African American name.

902
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: That's just like, I'm sorry. When I was growing up

903
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: watching A Living Color or any of those shows, Jenkins

904
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: is always the name of the black character that Laverne

905
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: yells Laverne Roberts and punches a hole in the window

906
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: while trying le Roy Jenkins. Let's take a break. We'll

907
00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: be right back after these fine words. Okay. Then we

908
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: learned that Lloyd reveals that to get into to Sam's class,

909
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: you just have to bring in any drugs you have

910
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:16,280
Speaker 1: at home so you're not tempted, which ruins Sam's scam,

911
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: and Cox slow claps at the back because he's proven

912
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: that this guy is a compulsive, fucking fraud liar. Yeah,

913
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: well he's also getting he's also shooting up with his

914
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 1: po so there's that too. All right, let's get into

915
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: this fantasy. I it is so funny. It's a it's

916
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: a fantasy within a fantasy, which I always appreciate, so

917
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: do I. So this one it goes, so we're gonna

918
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: save this young lady's foot. She's not young, I mean,

919
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 1: come on, we just started off this whole fucking show

920
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: with being respectful and then he that was a that

921
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 1: was a twenty three year old she's a middle middle

922
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: aged woman. Okay, so we're gonna say this woman's foot

923
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: and she goes and she goes, do I have to

924
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 1: have surgery? And we're like, yeah, but you would you

925
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe. But it was like five years ago, and

926
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: it cuts to five I guess this is supposed to

927
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: be five years No, no, it doesn't say five years ago,

928
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: even even even just a while ago, okay or something

929
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 1: like that. But then it cuts to like medieval times.

930
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: So first it custom medieval times and you're standing there

931
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 1: and we're talking like where shakespearean and come off with yeah,

932
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: and you're sawing with an act. She's got a bone,

933
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 1: she's biting down, she's biting down on a on a stick,

934
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 1: screaming a stick and yeah, and then you go and

935
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: then and then and then Dred says, and you wouldn't

936
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: believe it? How it was it? Now we know? He goes,

937
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: he goes, we're gonna we're gonna eat it for dinner. Right,

938
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: he goes, We're gonna saw it off and eat it

939
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: for dinner. But you wouldn't believe it? How it was? It? Uh,

940
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: a few years before, even a little while ago. And

941
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: then we get to caveman times. They rolled that set

942
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: out from back from my caveman booty call right, and

943
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: we're both caveman now, and you got a caveman a right,

944
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: I got the afro, and you're back in your caveman outfit.

945
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: And we got her on the table and we're speaking

946
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:24,959
Speaker 1: on and then they knocked her out, and I knocked

947
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: her out, and then I knocked you out right right,

948
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: which is so funny. And then you go into fantasy,

949
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: into a fantasy, and you hear then and then my

950
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: voice silver, very funny. I thought that ship was hilarious.

951
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 1: And I'm a I'm a sucker for the Scrubs double fantasy,

952
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: very funny. I laughed at that. Um, what about when

953
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: we all like do the Fame dance out of the cafeteria.

954
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,959
Speaker 1: That was amazing and we pause and there's the big

955
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: pause and you're in front of you. If you look

956
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 1: at Judy, Judy has an amazing face like everybody has

957
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 1: the great freaking dance pose, happy face, like whoever't who

958
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: directed this episode? Again? Punch? He had to say freeze

959
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: at one point because the freeze frame freeze in the air,

960
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: I know, but the free but he had to be like,

961
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: jump now because if the freeze frame is coming, because

962
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: everybody's like a big cheesy smiles on and everything and

963
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: it's very funny. And then the actual exit happens and

964
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: everybody's back in their normal scrubs. We should have said

965
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: that earlier. Yeah, Kelso makes it so that everyone wears

966
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: cock cock colored scrubs. Yeah, And he now has switched

967
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: it back because he can't. He doesn't understand why we

968
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: sent the lady back without the h the without the surgery.

969
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: He runs into her at the park again and she

970
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: still has the same foot problem, and so he walks

971
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 1: into the hospital piss like, Yeah, what the fuck? Man?

972
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: I told you I thought we were doing a dance.

973
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: Weren't we weren't doing a dance that we always He

974
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: admits that he knows that they do that secret dance

975
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: to get around insurance, and why aren't you doing the thing?

976
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: And they're and they're like, well, if you don't trust

977
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: us to, if you if you don't let us do

978
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: our dance where we steal scrubs, then we're not going

979
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: to do the We're not going to do the dance

980
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: for your friend. And then it all costs a hospital

981
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: a lot of money, because this all comes from this

982
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 1: comes from him being upset about the books and how

983
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: much money the generators, the new generators going to cost,

984
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: and why scrubs are costing, which is our faulty, which

985
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: is our fault right, right, So not only did we

986
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: cost the hospital money for the generator, and not only

987
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: are we stealing all of the scrubs, We've now made

988
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: it so that the dance that we do that costs

989
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: all of this money, also that costs the hospital money,

990
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: is only going to be implied if we get to

991
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: steal scrubs, steal, if we still get to cost the right.

992
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: We want our right to steal scrubs, right, we want

993
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: our cake and eating it and eat it too, and

994
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: then and then and then the cuts to like who

995
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: is in the end walking by? Was it todd? Someone

996
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 1: walks by them also with a stack of scrubs like

997
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: the todd Yeah, it was funny episode, Like the first

998
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: half of this season started off a little weird, and

999
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: it's starting to get really funny. Um. The best part

1000
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: of the end of the episode is that JD and

1001
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: Turk finally see that they've been duped and that Rowdy

1002
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: and Stephen are together, and but they don't live together anymore,

1003
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: so now one of them they don't have to share

1004
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: the dog, right and and and then he says, how

1005
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: do you know which one's which? And Jad reaches under

1006
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: Rowdy's dead balls he feels them and goes, that's Stephen.

1007
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: Don't ask me how I know. Don't ask me how

1008
00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: I know. So somewhere in there taxidermine scrotums, JD knows

1009
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:09,919
Speaker 1: somewhere lies the secret between them. Somewhere in their taxidermy

1010
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 1: scrotum lies the secret. There's a sentence no one ever

1011
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: said before. Somewhere in their taxidermin scrotums lies the secret.

1012
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: Kelso has hard At the end, though you know, the

1013
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: show ends with some hard you know, Cox decides he's

1014
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: not gonna ruin it for Elliott because he doesn't want

1015
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: her to become a cynical as he is. Kelso um,

1016
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: you know, shows his heart that for this woman that

1017
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: he knows didn't have insurance, and he took care of

1018
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: her because even though he normally looks the other way,

1019
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: he looked directly at it this time because he he

1020
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: cares for his friend in the park who was quite sick.

1021
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: Kelso definitely is getting softer as he Yes. I think

1022
01:00:54,320 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: Bill is strategically making him still totally inappropriate, but but

1023
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: showing little glimmers of more heart as he ages. Yeah,

1024
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: he's accepting Harrison more yeah, and Harrison's boyfriends. He's learning

1025
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: their names now instead of yes, yeah, and and and

1026
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: and and participating in their businesses because you know, he

1027
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: went to the last boyfriend's cinnabon and that's where he's

1028
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: been gaining some weight, right, oh man. And then also uh, Carla.

1029
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: Carla gives the janitor uh squid inc at the end

1030
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: of the show because the janitor believes that someone at

1031
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: coffee Bus is going to poison him and he wants

1032
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 1: Carla to be his coffee tester, right, and once she

1033
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: outs herself. As as as the whole rowdy story, his

1034
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 1: blackmail scheme is irrelevant. He can't blackmailer anymore. But but

1035
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: he's right that someone is trying to hurt him and

1036
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: they've put squid ink in his coffee. Yeah, and his

1037
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: tongue is black black, and his fingers black. He dips

1038
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: his finger and it pulled it out and then tastes it.

1039
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: If you dip your finger in coffee and it comes

1040
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 1: out and it's covered in black oil or ink? What

1041
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: looks like oil? Are you gonna put it on your

1042
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: tongue after that? No? But there we did it, guys,

1043
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 1: We did it. Guys. We don't even guess today. Somebody

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Speaker 1: flaked on Joel and we don't like you when you

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Speaker 1: flake on our queen. Don't if you're like you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, many people want to come on as collars

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Speaker 1: and and Joel has to shift through. We don't even

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Speaker 1: get to play the Danel Daniel Yes this song and

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Speaker 1: instead of that, can we play joel um? Joelle Monique

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Speaker 1: is down to get down? Oh yeah, let's get that one. Sure?

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Speaker 1: Can yeah play play that drop? But which version of it? Um?

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Speaker 1: The dirty one? The dirty one? If you don't mind

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Speaker 1: you all, No, that's okay. Get the word out all

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Speaker 1: over town. Joelmoni get is down down no matter what's

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Speaker 1: between your legs. Tomorrow, Bona and you could be making

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Speaker 1: an eggs get down, get down? Oh yeah, Joelmoni, get down.

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Speaker 1: That's a boob um. We love you, guys. Um sign.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming to the Paramount Theater on in In in Austin,

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Speaker 1: Texas on June fifth. This is how fucking this is

1060
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Speaker 1: how this is how my brain works. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what are you going to Paramount Theater? Donald? I hope,

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Speaker 1: I hope even though you have COVID, you get over

1063
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: it and that you enjoy your right to stay away

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Speaker 1: from your children and pull bong hits and play video games.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can watch it, Maybe you can waunch. Maybe

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01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 1: you can watch Daniel on Twitch. And what are you

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01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 1: gonna twitch? Daniel? Oh? Same old, same old? Mostly Rocket League?

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Speaker 1: And maybe this game goes. Don't you viewers get ball

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Speaker 1: on board of you playing Rocket League? Quite the contrary,

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Speaker 1: they like it more. No, Rocket League is Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what Rocket League is. It's a car

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Speaker 1: soccer game. Yeah, that sounds amazing. It's pretty incredible. Um,

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Speaker 1: and it's overhead. Uh no, it's yeah, kind of yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's overhead. Why don't you play elden Ring because that

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Speaker 1: game really pisses me off? You know what, I bought

1076
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Speaker 1: it and I tried it. That shit, A dude, that's

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Speaker 1: just too much many Yeah, but you know what, she's

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Speaker 1: sash and she's good at it so many things. She's

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Speaker 1: better than me a video games. I can't do it

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Speaker 1: too much of a baby. I don't have the patience same.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather play Rocket League, but I will play never

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Speaker 1: Winter Nights and that's just a tough game. There you go,

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Speaker 1: a very difficult game. I'm gonna play that. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: I finished hummer. What is the countdown to Obi Wan

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Speaker 1: Kenobi airing on Disney plus? What it like seven days

1086
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Speaker 1: after this? It'll be this Friday? So when this Friday? Right? Um?

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Speaker 1: All right, So Friday, guys check out Obi Wan Kenobi

1088
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Speaker 1: because we are all very excited about it. I'm really excited.

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Speaker 1: Even I'm excited about it. I've been I've been watching

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Speaker 1: two episodes. I give two shout outs, okay for things

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Speaker 1: I watched. Donald doesn't watch anything but Marvel and Star Wars.

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Speaker 1: But first of all, Colin Firth is such a good actor.

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Speaker 1: I've watched two different things within him. What are you watching?

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Speaker 1: First Staircase on each pie? She's watching that amazing and um,

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01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 1: Operation Mincemeat, which is a true story of of a

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Speaker 1: of a spy mission that the English did in World

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Speaker 1: War Two. That is also incredible. Can I just say

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Speaker 1: something though, you said something that everybody after you said

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Speaker 1: it was like, no shit. Colin Firth is such an

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Speaker 1: amazing actor. No shit, no, I know, but I've never

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Speaker 1: particularly focused on it. I've never said I know that

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Speaker 1: he works a lot, and I know that he's well

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Speaker 1: respected and he's an Academy Award winner. I'm just telling

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Speaker 1: you that. Right now, he has two high profile things

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Speaker 1: out and I've watched them both and he's fucking killing it.

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Speaker 1: He's so good, dude. Okay, So I just want you

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Speaker 1: to do this one time. Just go back and watch Love. Actually,

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Speaker 1: oh well, that's old school. Go watch it. It's one

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Speaker 1: of the best movies ever made. And it's not Christmas

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Speaker 1: time and you can watch it right now. And I

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Speaker 1: guarantee you the scene at the end with Colin Firth

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Speaker 1: in the freaking Portuguese cafe talking to the lady to

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Speaker 1: the girl who was his assistant that summer or at

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Speaker 1: that cottage, whatever it is, that scene where he's talking

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Speaker 1: to her in bad Portuguese is one of the best

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Speaker 1: scenes in the movie. That's what I'm talking about. And

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Speaker 1: that movie has so many great scenes. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. I like I like that that brother has

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Speaker 1: been good for so long it's ridiculous. Yeah, he's really good.

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Speaker 1: But when I'm telling our audiences if you're looking for

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Speaker 1: things to watch, watch The Staircase, but watch the documentary

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Speaker 1: first because it's it's based on a documentary. And then

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Speaker 1: go watch Calling Firth do the um a lot. What

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Speaker 1: what would you call it? That the scripted version um um,

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Speaker 1: because it's just amazing. And then go watch this movie

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Speaker 1: that I thought was so well done called Operation Minceme.

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Speaker 1: All Right, we love you guys, that's our show, and

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Speaker 1: um we will see you soon. Six seven, Hey, s

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Speaker 1: about show. We made about a bunch of docs nurses stories,

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Speaker 1: So goat around you here