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Speaker 1: on your thing, I show will good morning everybody. You

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Speaker 1: One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Got

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Speaker 1: a radio show because God in the blessing. Business. Got

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Speaker 1: a radio show because God is in a forgiving business,

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Speaker 1: got a radio show because God to let you turn

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Speaker 1: your life around. Business. Got a radio show because God

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Speaker 1: no better than you know. Yeah, Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Didn't see it coming, but he did. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna share with you today a principle of success. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's it's important that we get our lives together. I

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Speaker 1: hopefully for the majority of us, that's quite a way.

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Speaker 1: He's off So what about how you living today? How

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Speaker 1: about now? You know often talk to you talk talk

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Speaker 1: in the morning about your relationship with God that can

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Speaker 1: never change. That is at the forefront and the best

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Speaker 1: thought process that I can give you. And I know

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Speaker 1: who I'm talking to on the radio. I'm talking to

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Speaker 1: And I'm talking to a lot of people out there

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Speaker 1: There is a principle of success that is out there

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Speaker 1: is just one of one of the basic principles of success,

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Speaker 1: you would have more success in your life. And that

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Speaker 1: principle is this, the more people you help become successful,

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Speaker 1: the more successful you become. Well, the more people you

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Speaker 1: help become successful, the more successful you become. Because you

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Speaker 1: are a practicing helping your and as you do onto

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Speaker 1: others than it's done unto you. You know, you you

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Speaker 1: build relationships. When you do that, people forget in success,

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Speaker 1: that has to be relationships. There is no one person

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Speaker 1: You got to take a minute man to uplift somebody,

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Speaker 1: give them some encouragement. Hey man, you can do it.

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Speaker 1: Don't give up. You have no idea. You you you

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Speaker 1: It's a requirement of God that you do that. That

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Speaker 1: ain't Steve Harvey talking. If you read your Bible. Somebody

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Speaker 1: listening morning shout, ladies and gentlemen. It is about to

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Speaker 1: begin to Steve Harvey Morning Show. I have selected a

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Speaker 1: what's up hard singing, Hay Steve, what's up? Crew? Ain't

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Speaker 1: Steve and says, my boyfriend and I are in our

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Speaker 1: to work? Baby, I say, what's you? What's you? What

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach start Kelvin. Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: How did you get to so called being the spokesperson

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Speaker 1: But I'm just I'm just asking are you flossing at night?

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Speaker 1: But the problem is, man, is that it is that

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Speaker 1: So you are flowsting. You are flowsting, that's what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: But he call on behalf. You're siding with them. Okay, man, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: think it could be some cavities or something? Do you

422
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Speaker 1: think they can be cavity? My foot in your cavity?

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Speaker 1: This is what it's gonna be. And whoever else you

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Speaker 1: want to try to take it out, they gonna get

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Speaker 1: it in there. So guess what it's on tomorrow? I

426
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Speaker 1: know I ain't got ginger? Are you only brushing in

427
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Speaker 1: the morning when you leave for work? Or you only

428
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: bring you? Have you not understood me? Don't keep questioning me.

429
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Speaker 1: You can question me tomorrow after I will and yours?

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Speaker 1: Can you bring? Can you bring? Why did you try

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Speaker 1: to do? Why'd you do me this way? Then I

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Speaker 1: tell you? Then I tell you can you bring? Can

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00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: you bring your tooth brush tomorrow. Can you bring your

434
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Speaker 1: tooth brush? It's it's five fingers on my toothbrush. I

435
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: bring them. They be balled up and you will get

436
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: to mister cleaning that you ain't never thought you would

437
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: get from a dentist. Okay, they just don't over man. Hey,

438
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: hey bro, bro, calm calm down. Man, just calm down.

439
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: We're trying to get to We're trying to fix the problem.

440
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: Just gonna fix the problem. Kevin, you kicking ass is

441
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: not gonna change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it.

442
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: That's no line jokers. Come down there and sit in

443
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: your cubicle. All right? So do you you you? I mean,

444
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: do you want to know who? Who? Who? Put this

445
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: out there? I want you to know me when you

446
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: see me tomorrow. Go ahead and lay it out from me.

447
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Speaker 1: Tell me. So. This is Nephew Tivy from the Steve

448
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: Harvey More than this show. Randy got me the prank

449
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: phone call you man, you know what you almost wanted

450
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: me to say something you as lined as to me.

451
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: Ain't you gonna calm like? Yeah? I got it? You

452
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: try Brandy in the morning you went to last see him.

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00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: All right, man, give it tell me this twenty twenty baby,

454
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: tell me what it is, the bad and I mean

455
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: the bandest radio show in the land without a doubt. Man.

456
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: They got to be next you, Tommy and the Steve

457
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Give it tell me Danger Vitas. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: out there. All right, we'll be back with more of

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, Jan Anthony Brown,

461
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: it's time for something funny, and you put this together.

462
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: Driving I thought it might be cool that we salute

463
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Speaker 1: different types of workers. I mean a lot of workers

464
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: listen to the show, cafeteria workers, doctors, beauticians. So today

465
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: was going to salute the people who worked to drive

466
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Speaker 1: through and stuff they hit, okay, and day they hit

467
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Speaker 1: us every day? All right, all right, for instance, let's

468
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Speaker 1: go no need to cuss, sir. Breakfast is over, okay, alright,

469
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: because it's it's two A closs wouldn't have servant breakfasts anymore.

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Speaker 1: This is something that live draft through workers go through

471
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Speaker 1: that they have day day, every day, every day, sir,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to get that muffler fixed so I

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Speaker 1: can hear you. I can't get this order in if

474
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Speaker 1: you don't get the muffler fixed every day, Sir, I

475
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: cannot tell you two nuggets by themselves. We sell them

476
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Speaker 1: in ten twelve. Come on now, I can't just get

477
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Speaker 1: your two nuggets. I can't do that, man, Sir, did

478
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Speaker 1: you read your the only screen? It's so we're dealing

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Speaker 1: with drive three workers what they have to hear every

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Speaker 1: single day? Miss you bought one large fry. You want

481
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: twenty catchups? Really? That's me you want? You want twenty twenty?

482
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Speaker 1: You are just wasting, Yeah, just wasting catch up. I

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Speaker 1: tell I'll tell you what. This is one that daddy

484
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Speaker 1: and I know they deal with it. Pull up that

485
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: and lady started talking somebody else talking about ma'am. Look

486
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Speaker 1: who's ordering? You are a baby. I can't hear both

487
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: of y'all. Who is ordering? Salute the people? Uh, ma'am.

488
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: I can't give you thirty extra napkins so you can

489
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Speaker 1: change your baby, dick. I can't do it. I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. I can't do that. Okay, we can't just

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Speaker 1: give away these napkins like that. Wow, you're wrong for that. Up.

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Speaker 1: We McDonald's. We don't make whoppers. Now that has happened

493
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Speaker 1: to everyone everyone. Yeah, he one. I don't know why

494
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Speaker 1: they stopped the mac rib They just stopped it. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're not selling. That's what it means, Sir sir. Why

496
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Speaker 1: you ain't come in if your window don't work? Why

497
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: you just come in here? How come you just didn't

498
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: come in? You can't you can't get the window down?

499
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Speaker 1: Drive through workers. We feel your fame. We're dealing with

500
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Speaker 1: with you go through every day, sir, sir, ma'am, listen,

501
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: we can't. This is not where you come to book

502
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald to come to your day to birthday party.

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Speaker 1: This ain't this ain't the wonder for that. He's not

504
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Speaker 1: here right now, ma'am. I know Chick for La sandwiches

505
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Speaker 1: is better, but this hour every day though they are

506
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Speaker 1: here to day. Look, I know you gotta complaint when

507
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Speaker 1: you can't speak to the colonel because the colonel is

508
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: never here. He's never been here. I'm asking for him

509
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Speaker 1: on TV, but he's not here. This might just be

510
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Speaker 1: only in my neighborhood, but I know it's a drifty

511
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Speaker 1: work in an old neighborhood. Look here. Larry worked from

512
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Speaker 1: twelve mid ninety six. You gotta get your drugs. Then

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Speaker 1: we're real junior drive through workers paying hello, worse than

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Speaker 1: we thought. Drive hello, ma'am. Can you wake up? Your

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Speaker 1: order is here, ma'am you got we got ten people

516
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Speaker 1: behind you, then fell a sleeping the driver. You have

517
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Speaker 1: to order something if you're gonna have all these kids

518
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Speaker 1: in this play she just they drag us a park.

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Speaker 1: Molly kids is at the play just playground. This is

520
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: not a nursery. Miss, Come on that work with us here,

521
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: go through it. Don't think out of them like we

522
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Speaker 1: don't have any more. That's what I mean when I

523
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: say we're out of this. Yeah, that's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: What I mean is when I say we're out of them,

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00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: that means we don't have any more. But you out

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Speaker 1: of them, out of them mean like, yeah, I don't

527
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: know another way to say it. I don't know. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna really respect him next time I go through

529
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Speaker 1: a drive through case. Look, look, I'm at work. You

530
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: can't drop him off at the drive through window. I'm

531
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Speaker 1: at work. Wait till I get off. This is this

532
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: wrong case. D that's wrong. You can't head the baby

533
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: through the window. You wrong for that. Same man, same man.

534
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: I don't know who you bought weed from last night,

535
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: but I'm not saying weed here while I'm working. I

536
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: don't know who you bought it from last night, but

537
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm not not me. Come on, still, close it out,

538
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: drive through workers. What we feel you now? We really do? Yes,

539
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,720
Speaker 1: come on, close it out? Uh yeah, just a damn tord.

540
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: I don't ack you're listening. I gotta ask you, guys,

541
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 1: because we've all done this. What was your most embarrassing

542
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: text that you've ever sent to someone by accident? So so, junior,

543
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: have you ever Oh? Yeah, you need to understand last names.

544
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: If the two people got the same last name, picked

545
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: the right one because I sent a text to my

546
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Speaker 1: sister said my MoMA, get on my damn nerves. Send

547
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: it right to my mom. Oh I get so yo

548
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 1: damn nerves. That's what I do. Yes, that's what I do.

549
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: I should have known that it was really really rough week.

550
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. It was Talicia's space and Alicia's space

551
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,959
Speaker 1: is really close. Yeah that's close. Yeah, and I spent

552
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: the Telicia I should man's going for. Tell me, I

553
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: know you sent some necking pictures to somebody before you

554
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: were married. I know you did, Shirley, how do I

555
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: paint this? Okay, let me try to walk this thin

556
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: land though. Okay. Jackie went on whole way home and said,

557
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Speaker 1: find us something to eat, you know, find you know,

558
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: let's see if we got something there to cook to eat?

559
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 1: You know this one this you just got your phone

560
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: to take pictures and all that, so you don't you

561
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: just trying stuff. I put myself in a hot dog

562
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: bun with relish and mustard hook the picture and called

563
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: myself sinning as saying wait till you get home and

564
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: get this foot loan. And I hit sin and did

565
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: not know I hit the wrong damn jacket and that

566
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Speaker 1: was jack You heard what he said, Steve Jacket. So

567
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 1: what did the wrong? Jackie say, Yeah, you got the

568
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: wrong jacket, and you know it was a friend of

569
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Speaker 1: the family, Jacket Like where did you find Where did

570
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: you find them? Baby? Hot dog Buzz got up The

571
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: worst text I was sent about five six years ago,

572
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: and we're in this group text me Rashawn, a couple

573
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: other people and the executive producer of the show. So

574
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: the last text had came from Rashawn. So my executive

575
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: producer is talking to me, and she's a woman, and

576
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: she's right in my face, and she just talking to me.

577
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,760
Speaker 1: And she was so close to my face. I picked

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00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: my phone up and just text back to Rashawn a man,

579
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 1: come get her out your in words face. She too

580
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: damned close. Seeing I'm thinking, I'm just sending it right

581
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: back to Rashawn. It's in the group text. He got

582
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: it too. She two inches from my face. Her phone dings.

583
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: She looks at it. It says, oh, really, Shawn is

584
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: running from the back of the bus trying to stop

585
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: them looking at I don't know what the hell happened.

586
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It

587
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: was right, she was right there. I heard her phone

588
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: go dinging. Damn, she's getting a text too. You're listening

589
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: show all right, Steve, It's now time for comedy roulette.

590
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: You guys ready, let's go. All right, let's get right.

591
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: Here's the subjects. Number one, I ain't superstitious, but uh

592
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Speaker 1: Number number two, dang is it that's his mama? Number three?

593
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: Come on? Number three, things you say to yourself when

594
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 1: you look in the mirror and you're out of shape.

595
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: And number four dang, she used to be blank and

596
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: she's let herself go. All right, let's spin it. Lets Yeah,

597
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Speaker 1: which one? It looks like it's gonna stuff on the No,

598
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: it stopped to three. Things you say to yourself when

599
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: you look in the mirror and you're out of shape. Yeah,

600
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: you say yourself. Things you say yourself yourself when you

601
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: look in the mirror, when you look in the mirror

602
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: and you know you're out of shape, you're ready. Here

603
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: you go. Oh man, I got nine chins. This is ridiculous, man,

604
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 1: not nine. Yeah, that's a lot. Okay, things you said yourself,

605
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: you look in the mirror. You out of shaping. Oh man,

606
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: I've been that falls around barbecue bevis, ain't run me

607
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: down with seasoning on the grid on wh what where's

608
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: my neighbor? I don't even where. Where am I missing

609
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: a neighbor? I know it's hill, it's in here somewhere.

610
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, let's go this this moment, My god, what

611
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 1: have I done? I like it? I like it so serious.

612
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: But it's a serious moment. Naked ye, look at yourself

613
00:41:53,960 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: that whatever. I've had those moments. So yeah, jake yourself

614
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: when you know you what is it when you're looking

615
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: in the mirror, and you're out of shape. Yeah, I'm

616
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: not going to this clean as anymore because they are shrinking.

617
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: My damn, I know they are. I know they're shrinking much. Yeah,

618
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: when you you need to build your confidence up, let's

619
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: say something like that. She like it though, she likes

620
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: things you say to yourself when you're in them. Okay,

621
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: uh oh she in that way. Don't mean, ain't no

622
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: way I'm having sex without this shirt on. I'd be

623
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: damn about I'm gonna tie this in and not. I'm

624
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 1: telling you, like this can't come up just a shirt

625
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: though the shirt can't come up. I'm butt naked with

626
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: a shirt on. I'm just telling all right, stay yourself.

627
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: You're standing that neckt in the mirror. Hell no, here,

628
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: go to soap, little piece of shower you find it alight, Alright,

629
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: I think we have time for one more round. Yeah

630
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: all right? Why am I weason just because I got

631
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: out the shower. That don't make no exhausted. I'm tired,

632
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: you clean clean. So here's things you say right here,

633
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: you put your drawers on, you say I'm wearing thongs.

634
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: Now that's what it ended up being. Yeah, I'm now

635
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: how much do po how much? How much you got

636
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: one more? Let's go? Ah hell Rick Ross, cool with

637
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: it and thank you. You're listening to Steve Show coming

638
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four

639
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject

640
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: I need him to go a little bit longer. Uh yeah,

641
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: right now, nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.

642
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: What you got before the prank before we left the

643
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: last break, Shirley, you see it speaking of Tommy? What

644
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: you saying when he see it? You see it? Strange looking,

645
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:53,399
Speaker 1: Shirley said, speaking of Tommy. See now when you see

646
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: it speaking of time? Are you But when Tommy he's

647
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: up next with the prank phone call, it's called emotion.

648
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm ugly to you, Yes, I'm talking to Tommy. No,

649
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: you're not ugly. But she didn't say it didn't look strange?

650
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: But but but surely, but he's strange looking up. No,

651
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: he's not Tommy's No, he's not he's not what he's

652
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: not strange looking. He's a normal looking, handsome young man.

653
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: Tommy ain't handsome. Quick telling this boy that we don't

654
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: have handsome men and our family. Handsome tom thinks he is. Okay,

655
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't want to shatter that man. Tommy think he Tommy,

656
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, thank he But he got it there. Yeah,

657
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: and now you think you no. And if he accepted,

658
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: he had fun with it. Let's see. I keep telling

659
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: you're just trying to hurt his feeling, right, Shirley, Hey,

660
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: before I played, I'm you you've played a strange My

661
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 1: pranks are not strange. Listen to name of the title

662
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: that this is. You got to bring those TVs back? Hello, Hello,

663
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm trying to reach a Sharon Police.

664
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 1: My name is Paul. Paul. I'm head of security here.

665
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Yeah? You, um, you actually

666
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: came out and you I think you were here on Friday. Uh,

667
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: and you came out and purchased four flat screen televisions

668
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: forty forty two inches? Am I correct? Yeah? But what fun?

669
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: What I was giving you a call for, Sharon, is

670
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: that we got a bit of a problem. Now when

671
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: you purchase these actual flat creen televisions on on Black Friday,

672
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 1: so to speak, it seems that we've got them. Um. Well,

673
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: your your purchase went through successfully, I will admit that,

674
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: but there should have been a red flag that have

675
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: gone up because we're going back over transactions of the

676
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: past two three days here and we're realizing that your

677
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: purchase should not have been successful. It should have been

678
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: for your credit card is actually not valid at all

679
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: now now my credit card because oh we got paid

680
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, so my money was there. Well, actually, ma'am,

681
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to explain to you is that

682
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: it is coming up in valid now and we're having

683
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: a problem with it. So I wanted to reach out

684
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: to you and give you a call and see if

685
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: we could probably you know, it was. It was valid

686
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: when I was at their radis because it went through

687
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: I gotta receipt everything I am pured to that extended

688
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: warranty on all poem, so it was valid on Friday.

689
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with it today, but it

690
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: was good then, and I understand that. I understand that that,

691
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: you know, just being at the register and you purchasing

692
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: in and no problems at all happening. That's pretty as

693
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: a thought process that you're gonna have. What I'm letting

694
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: you know is on the on the back part of

695
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 1: it when you came into the store. What we're getting

696
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: the day the day after is that it was pretty

697
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 1: much invalid. It wasn't good at all. Your credit card

698
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: was not good at all. But you need to call

699
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: your bank then, because I don't know what to tell you.

700
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 1: You know, I had the money and there the day

701
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: I went about them, and that's it for me. So

702
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: I don't know who you need to call. But don't

703
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: call me because you know they ain't bringing my problem. Okay,

704
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: you know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna raise

705
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: this to be a major problem. We're gonna try to

706
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: rectify it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do

707
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 1: what you need to do. Okay, listen, Now here's what

708
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try

709
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: to work this out as smoothly as we can. What

710
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to do. Can I

711
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: get you to come back up to the store and

712
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 1: bring all four televisions with you? No? Oh, now you

713
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: sure can't. Baby. Look, I bought them for TVs. I

714
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: have read one of them up this under the tree

715
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: from my hus my mama early. She already got the

716
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: other TV. We hunted up at home Sarity when we

717
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: was watching movies, so it didn't really. Ain't no way

718
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring the folk TVs back. I think you

719
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: should go back to Wealth, process your credit cards and

720
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: tell them that they that I don't know what you're

721
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: gonna tell them, but you need to go back to them.

722
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be running back and forth

723
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: to this store. I don't want to. I don't want

724
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: us to create a problem here. I don't want to

725
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 1: do that happen that. You need to lower your voice. Okay,

726
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: but you need to go back to wherever do your

727
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: credit cards because they went through when I was at

728
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: the stock correct. I don't want to. I ain't going over.

729
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: That's a no. I told you that it went through.

730
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: I explained you ain't got no business on my damn phone.

731
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: They don't call me with this bull no mouth hold

732
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 1: on what. I don't want to have to do. I

733
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 1: don't want to have to come out to your home

734
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: and comfromsate you. I wish you would come out to

735
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: my house. Maybe we will beat you into bad health.

736
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: You're bad. Not bring y'all over here. Look, you need

737
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: to call you whatever, do your credit cards, get your

738
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: prey with them, because your business me is done. I

739
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: got a receipt, and I got any stick in the wards.

740
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: I would have my lord tell y'all you bring your

741
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: over here there. Listen, lady, I don't want to go

742
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: back and forth with you on this and that. I

743
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: ain't going back and forth. It's over with. I've got

744
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: the TVs, I got a receipt. We is done. I

745
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with your machine. Listen, my car

746
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: went through. I'm trying to get her to understand. I

747
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. You can hang on one second

748
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: and let me speak with my boss. Please, boss on

749
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: the phone. I tell yo boss, y'all don't run me back.

750
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 1: I got a receipt for fail TVs and I'm gonna

751
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: keep all fail TVs. Listen. You know this is pretty

752
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: much considered a fast process. Listen, he kissing, Listen to me.

753
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: I got a red feet so faul TVs. I won't

754
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: got to start with my receipt. I got my extended wards.

755
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: So this ain't no solt. What this is is a

756
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: mis communication between y'all banks. So you need to get

757
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: Joe right. Because I'm not a prepaid debit card. Baby,

758
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't hold nobody on them TVs. So you need

759
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: to call yo bank and get them about my phone

760
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: because they don't Yo some TVs from a store, and

761
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: damn it, you're gonna bring them back? You think you

762
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: can come get them and get damn I got fol

763
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: TV Joe machine game coming. I'm gonna keep them. We're

764
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: gonna whistle game. Oh Yo TVs, bring yall over here

765
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: to walk too. We are most flow with yo. So

766
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: you call me by no TVs, no mode. So you're

767
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: the one. Ain't gonna have no job for them holiday.

768
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: This is what you're done. Some call me you gonna

769
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: give no for users bad credit card at department stores.

770
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: I don't get your call. Then, do you understand? Man?

771
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 1: So that's Joe call me. You put the folk TVs back? Then, Joe,

772
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: Uncle Tom try the white man for his TV. You

773
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: better get your business or summer detail shopper. Start to

774
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: rafflet fucking South worst fun. The white folks don't count

775
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: me by this TV. You're about to get this. Listen

776
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: you listen to me. I got one more thing I

777
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: need to say to you. Then to scare me. Are

778
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: you listening to me? What do you want? This is

779
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Nobody's nephew come

780
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: up with about them? Damn TV. This is nephew Timmy

781
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got flanked

782
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: by your girlfriend? Wait a mine way mante, this is

783
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: who Now. This is nephew Timmy, baby from the Steve

784
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got frank by your your girlfriend.

785
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: Tell me you almost got your Steve just set me up.

786
00:52:53,960 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna kid, Steve, you ain't did now you

787
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: get I played with people like this? Oh man, I

788
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, baby. What is

789
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Oh that's Steve

790
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. That is right there. Stupid is all

791
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: get out? Oh my god? All right, all right, nephew,

792
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: thank you. Up. Next, it is today's Strawberry Letter. The

793
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 1: subject I need him to go a little bit longer.

794
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

795
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for

796
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

797
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

798
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: f M and click submit Strawberry Letter. That way, we

799
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air, just

800
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one today right now. Bugle up,

801
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: but hold on tight. We got it for you here.

802
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject. I

803
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: need him to go a little bit longer, Dear Stephen Shirley.

804
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: My husband is a great provider, and what I love

805
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: most about him is the way he loves the Lord.

806
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: We dated for three years before we got married, and

807
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: we've been married for two months. I love him dearly,

808
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: but we have a problem in the bedroom. When we

809
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 1: make love, it's usually a ten to fifteen minute session.

810
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: We do the pregame stuff and it's wonderful. I hook

811
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: him up and he hooks me up before we get started,

812
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: but when it comes to getting it on, he is

813
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: done way too soon. I have a problem with him

814
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: finishing too fast and not making sure I'm finished before him.

815
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed every time and usually have to finish myself

816
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: off after he falls asleep. I can't live in this

817
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: marriage without being satisfied, and I'm not a cheater. I

818
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: don't want to make him feel bad by telling him

819
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: that he's not lasting long enough in the bedroom, and

820
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm not pleased with him. I have a lot of

821
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: tricks to show him, and I want to blow his

822
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: mind each time like I used to when we first met.

823
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: I am sure it's one of the things that really

824
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 1: attracted him to me. I need your help on this one.

825
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: Should I just be happy that his pregame activities are

826
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,959
Speaker 1: on point and get over the fact that he can't

827
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 1: last over fifteen minutes. I want to give him subtle hints,

828
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: but I don't know where to start. What is a

829
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: normal time frame for sex? Because it could be that

830
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: I'm asking for way too much. Steve, that last question

831
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: was for you, please help directed to I got some fight,

832
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 1: all right? No, no, To answer your question, there is

833
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: not a time limit to making love. I mean, it

834
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: can go as for as much time as you like,

835
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: or for as little time as you wanted. It's it's

836
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 1: up to the both of you, guys, who were involved

837
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 1: in this situation. You should be happy. I'm glad you're

838
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 1: happy with the four play or the pregame extivities as

839
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 1: you call it. Um happy, you say, but not satisfied.

840
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: You know clearly there's a problem in the bedroom with you. Guys.

841
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: You want more, and he's giving you. I guess all

842
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: he has or all he thinks that you want fifteen minutes. Okay,

843
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: maybe that's all he has to give. Um. You know,

844
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: maybe you guys should cut down on the pregame activities

845
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: and and do more on the main attraction. Uh, you're

846
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: getting you know, you're just getting started and he's finishing

847
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: up after three years of dating. It seems like you

848
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: guys would have worked this situation out while you were dating. Um,

849
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: because you don't talk. You don't say that you weren't satisfied.

850
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: When you were dating. You said that you used to

851
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: blow his mind. So what happened? You got married and

852
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: now you guys are settling in. You're getting to know

853
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: each other. You got bills, you you realize that you're

854
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: going to be together till death do us part, and

855
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: you know, and all those things. So you guys have

856
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: only been married for two months. You have to get

857
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: settled in. You have to learn each other. You have

858
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: to learn how to talk to each other. That means

859
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: finding a way to tell him nicely that you would

860
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 1: like him to slow down, take his time, that he's

861
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: it's happening too fast. Okay, I almost said it that. Uh,

862
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: it's happening too fast. That's what you need to talk

863
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: to him about. All right. You guys are married for

864
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: the long haul. You can talk to him. You can

865
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: teach him. I did. You can teach him, all right,

866
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: especially if you guys love each other and you say

867
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: you do. Steve, come on, you know, come on, I

868
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: appreciate your answer. Sure, thank you, Steve. Yea. It was

869
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: for her, you know. Come on, you know talking this

870
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: is going to get down what's really happening here? Homeboy,

871
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: ain't cutting it. It's all to it. You know. It's

872
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: a ten to fifteen minute session. Now I need to

873
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Is this ten to fifteen minutes

874
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: inclusive of the pregame? You know that's where you say

875
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: you take care of him and he take care of you.

876
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: I think so that's we'ven't done this. Now you want

877
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 1: fifteen mote. See, we got a couple of things we

878
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: need to talk about him now after all this hill

879
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: fifteen mote. I'm gonna be honest with you. He putting

880
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: it in because it's fifteen minutes a hard label intensified.

881
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking about back cracking. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about

882
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: your butt has locked up. What I'm talking about your tricepts.

883
00:58:55,360 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 1: It's pulsing at a point and you damn nil, damn

884
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: Neil can't stay up no more. I uh, you've obviously spent.

885
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 1: You need to count all these minutes or the pre

886
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: game has to be counted, because if you may be

887
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: in a forty minute session in pre game, yeah, you know,

888
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: all this is to you take care of him and

889
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: he take care of you. I don't know what they mean.

890
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: I got a good idea of what I'm hoping it

891
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: is not about. Yo, got you want to give me

892
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: up back before we didn't skip the rest. I'm gonna

893
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: go big. You're not in this ladder. I'm just saying,

894
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: we do the pre game stuff and this is wonderful.

895
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: I hook him up and there he hooked me up.

896
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: Well here, everybody hooked up. See we alls hooked up now,

897
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: So what is we crying for? So let me go

898
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: of a couple of things. I'm gonna give you a

899
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: suggest and that's to what you do when we come back.

900
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: I have a series of suggestions for you that you

901
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: should try so we can get a better grip on

902
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: this time. Y'all, stay right here, I got the truth

903
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: for you. All right. We'll have part two of Steve's

904
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. We'll

905
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: get into it when we come back right after this.

906
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.

907
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: Subject I need him to go a little bit longer. Yeah,

908
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: I bet you do. See this woman say she got

909
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: a husband, great provider. Love everything about him, especially the

910
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: way he loves the lord. Dated for three years, got married,

911
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: being married two months. You love him dearly, But we

912
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: got a problem in the bed room. When we make

913
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: love is usually of ten to fifteen minute session. Now

914
01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: we do all the pregame stuff, and it's wonderful. I

915
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: hook him up. He hooked me up before we get started.

916
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: See all is hooking up before you get started. And

917
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: now after that, you say he finishing two fast and

918
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: ain't making sure I'm finished before him. I'm disappointed every time.

919
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: And I used to have to finish myself off after

920
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: he fall asleep. I ain't living this match without being satisfied.

921
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna cheata. I don't want to make it

922
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: feel bad about telling me he ain't lasting long enough

923
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: in this bad room. I'm not pleased with him though.

924
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: Now I got some tricks I want to show him.

925
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: I want to blow his mind each time like I

926
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: used to do. Who we fush? I'm shore that's one

927
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: of the things that really attracted him to me. I

928
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: need to help on this. So should I be happy

929
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: with the pregame activities because they aren't point and get

930
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: over the fact that he can't last over fifteen minutes.

931
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: I want to give him some hints, but I don't

932
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: want to know where to start. What's a normal time

933
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: frame for sex? Surely said it ain't and it really

934
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: ends because I could that I'm asking for too much. Steve,

935
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: that last question was for you, are you asking for

936
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: too much? No, you ain't asking for too much, but

937
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 1: you might be too damn much. Well, I don't know.

938
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're in that doing. Now that

939
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 1: it would have had to be a little bit more

940
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 1: explicit for me to tell if you know, are you

941
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: asking too much? But here's what I do know. We

942
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: got a problem because now the group has said that

943
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 1: the ten to fifteen minutes that y'all are actually in

944
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: the act of love making only what you consider I

945
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: guess the final final moment is ten to fifteen minutes.

946
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: The problem is is that you do the early stuff,

947
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: the pre before you get hooked up, and he get

948
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: hooked up. Now I understand and that, but now here's

949
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 1: the problems you have. Number One, start on your own. Yes,

950
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: h go ahead, Yeah, you start on your own to

951
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: wherever you need to be. Open up the chip bag,

952
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 1: bus open the snack, get busy or derbs his own.

953
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: The next thing I want you to do is let

954
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: him know when you close. Yes, and then he come

955
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 1: on end Yeah, may bay, I'm good, Cory, Harry up,

956
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 1: not Harry. See that way when he comes in. Now,

957
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 1: whatever he got left is meaningful him. Can't hit a

958
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: whistle again. But wait, that's her whistling. Yeah, because you

959
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 1: know she and that she working. She didn't worked that

960
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 1: it's about to about to go down. Then uh, they

961
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: get to set your clock up. When you get started,

962
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 1: you hit the time. Then when he coming now it'll

963
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 1: look like you went longer. Oh man, don't you him?

964
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: And now now ah, this is your alternative if you

965
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,480
Speaker 1: don't want to do that, tie to finish shitting off

966
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: stuff with yourself and he finished. Here's a couple of

967
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: other suggestions. I'm gonna just say these real quick. You

968
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: can take up painting. Go down there and sign up

969
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: for a craft class. Go down there like they used

970
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: the old school. Do some old school crafts. Makes mans trade, yeah, Michaels. Yeah,

971
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 1: you know, going that, start collecting hot wheels. It just

972
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: goes walk outs and dolls and as you know, it's

973
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 1: fine toys that people don't see no more. You know,

974
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: make a train, you know what i mean. Put some

975
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 1: stuff around your house, little trees, little station, get some

976
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: little dolls and stuff. It's just stuff you can do. Hey,

977
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: go outside, do some yard work. Good out this ship,

978
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,480
Speaker 1: going outside and do some yard work. Or here's the

979
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: other option, the third set. Have you ever thought, sweetie

980
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: that you just really really good? Huh? Has that cross

981
01:05:56,520 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 1: stream mind that girl? That what you putting on this boy? Right? No,

982
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: ye can't no man take it cause you all that

983
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: Dante Wilden people. Yeah. Yeah, you just you just throw

984
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 1: a knockout blow, all right, I'm not no Yeah, Email

985
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: us or Instagram us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter

986
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey FM, or you can check out the

987
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. All right, Coming up next,

988
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

989
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Tommy, Uh,

990
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 1: you said players and playoffs have reached out to you

991
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: to get the word out. Yeah, you know what, they

992
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: have reached out to me. I don't know why. You know,

993
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm happy to marry it. I don't know why they're

994
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 1: doing this to me, but you know, nevertheless, they are

995
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: reaching out and they want some support. The need some help.

996
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 1: And I am um sending you know, information out to

997
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: people that I know that the process we can help them.

998
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 1: So and I know that some of you all cannot

999
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 1: respond right now, but I just want you to hear

1000
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: what Tommy is saying here. It is to whomever reads

1001
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:18,280
Speaker 1: this text and can get this to the person who

1002
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 1: is in charge of the money. I Thomas W. Miles

1003
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,959
Speaker 1: on behalf of players and players in the United States

1004
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: of America. Hereby therefore, whereas uh henceforth UH taken to

1005
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 1: I just you know, thought, I thought, put I put

1006
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:41,120
Speaker 1: that in there and make a sound basic. What I'm

1007
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: asking for is on behalf of the players and play

1008
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 1: afts throughout the country. First, first, let me go over

1009
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 1: the needs hair cuts pocket money, gas, money for the men,

1010
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: and and and and then then then then there's nails,

1011
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 1: hair and and and a happy hour. Money for the

1012
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 1: women are needed expeditiously. No, no, now now now listen

1013
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,920
Speaker 1: to me. What I'm saying is that I would like

1014
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 1: for someone to come up with a side piece stimulus check. Absolutely,

1015
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying, So listen, no, no, no, no,

1016
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 1: don't call it. Don't hate till you understand. Not being

1017
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:30,280
Speaker 1: on lockdown um has almost has it almost impossible for

1018
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 1: us to transfer for funds for five side pieces as

1019
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 1: as we usually deal in cash. You know, we can't.

1020
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 1: We can't do cash chap, we we can't do zal

1021
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: right now, we can't do that. So um, So what

1022
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 1: I'm saying is see if you can get someone all

1023
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:51,560
Speaker 1: right who you know and can get get on this

1024
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 1: right away because if not, players and players will lose.

1025
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: They will lose and I stressed the word lose the

1026
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:09,680
Speaker 1: side pie. Okay, they will have to go back to

1027
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:15,560
Speaker 1: the mate that they really liked them again respond to

1028
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:21,840
Speaker 1: this text through my mama's email. If all right, we

1029
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: behalf on all the playoffs and playoffs, all right, We'll

1030
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

1031
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 1: right after you're listening to the Steven Show. All right,

1032
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: So Steve, here's a question for you, since you're the CLO,

1033
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: the chief love Officer. All right, how long do you

1034
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 1: think it takes before couples, you know, have the talk

1035
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:51,680
Speaker 1: about how to label their relationship? And I'm asking you

1036
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: that because a new study. This is according to a

1037
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:57,400
Speaker 1: new study, uh, it says that it takes on average

1038
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 1: six weeks to have what you know, what we are

1039
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 1: talking and to label the relationship. Well, you know when

1040
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 1: you have to talk about your relationship and putting labels

1041
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,680
Speaker 1: on where are we going? Where? You know, what are

1042
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 1: we doing? You know, what what are we doing? Should

1043
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 1: have it at that restaurant? No? No, no, no, no,

1044
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 1: I said, you know, like when, when and what time

1045
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 1: in the relationship should we have it? I think ninety days? Okay.

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01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:25,599
Speaker 1: I think for a woman's sake, I think a woman

1047
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 1: has to get a determination, getting some type of idea

1048
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,840
Speaker 1: of where this is going, okay, and when she finds

1049
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,599
Speaker 1: that out, just give it up because that's ninety days. Well,

1050
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 1: you know you don't have to do that as a guy.

1051
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 1: Minium Blay, don't mean give it up, but go ahead.

1052
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 1: But you know, um ninety days, you should have an

1053
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,560
Speaker 1: idea where it's going. You have every right to know

1054
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 1: and ask man, what is it? Okay? Another question, Steve,

1055
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 1: how should they bring it up? How should you broach

1056
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 1: that subject? Final damn text messages? That's what you know.

1057
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 1: You know, if a woman is curious about what the

1058
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,640
Speaker 1: relationship is, she got to bring it up. If a

1059
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,880
Speaker 1: man wants to define it, he needs to break it up.

1060
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,559
Speaker 1: But and how should they do that? That was my original? Hey,

1061
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 1: where we're going? Just right out with it? I said,

1062
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 1: I where we're going? What is all this? What we're doing?

1063
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:20,640
Speaker 1: In that tone? No, but that's the man, because that

1064
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:28,519
Speaker 1: can't be the woman. Well, hello, Ray, surely don't rush

1065
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:33,639
Speaker 1: pass that waite basement could be I'm just asking too, though, Steve,

1066
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,639
Speaker 1: don't you think that? I don't know for women sometimes

1067
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 1: they might feel it's kind of awkward or they don't

1068
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 1: know how to do that, to just come right out

1069
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: with it and say, hey, where we going with this relationship?

1070
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 1: What are we? Yeah that you just saying come right

1071
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 1: on out with it? Well, I mean, you know you

1072
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,519
Speaker 1: could try to like round about so can I ask

1073
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 1: you a question. Yeah, my girlfriends are starting to ask

1074
01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 1: me what type of relationship is this? What should I say? Okay?

1075
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: You know what should I be saying to people? And

1076
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,559
Speaker 1: let him give you an Yeah that's what that's now,

1077
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: that's what I wanted to know. Yeah, how that's what

1078
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 1: I figured. But that's good, clo, that's good. So wait

1079
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,519
Speaker 1: like ninety days to even bring up the talk and

1080
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:21,639
Speaker 1: kind of ease into it. You're saying, kind of ease

1081
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:24,519
Speaker 1: into it ninety days, ladies, you have every right to

1082
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,479
Speaker 1: be able to say, okay, so what do we have?

1083
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,799
Speaker 1: Especially if ninety days you start passing out that cookie.

1084
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: There's no reason for you to pass out to cookie

1085
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,760
Speaker 1: and not understand what it is. Okay, you know, if

1086
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 1: we if we're in a committed relationship, you should know that.

1087
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:41,519
Speaker 1: I'd want to know that before I passed out to cookie. Yeah, right,

1088
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:45,599
Speaker 1: is this some monogamous relationship? Are we committed? Exclusive? Are

1089
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:49,120
Speaker 1: we exclusive? What is it? I need to know? Okay?

1090
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 1: You know that makes sense, don't Oh? Yes, yes, yes?

1091
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:54,680
Speaker 1: And then you say when you want to bring the

1092
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 1: subject up, you kind of ease into it, you know,

1093
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 1: just slide it to him, you know what I mean? Hey, Look,

1094
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 1: now we've been dating for a while and my girlfriends

1095
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:05,920
Speaker 1: and co workers are starting to ask me what is

1096
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: this we have? So I mean, how would you like

1097
01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:11,439
Speaker 1: for me to address you or describe you what I'm

1098
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: talking to other people, you know, kind of put it

1099
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:17,160
Speaker 1: on them. Look, yeah, and what and what should the

1100
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:19,360
Speaker 1: woman say if the man asked her? Or will a

1101
01:13:19,439 --> 01:13:22,120
Speaker 1: man ask her that question? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of

1102
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:25,160
Speaker 1: course dudes they want to know. And what should the

1103
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 1: woman say? You know the truth? I mean, you know,

1104
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,040
Speaker 1: a guy could say, hey, baby, look, we've been at

1105
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 1: this for a little while. Are we exclusive or no?

1106
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: And then if it's exclusive, you gotta tell him yes.

1107
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 1: And if it's not thing, you just got to say, hey, no,

1108
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 1: it's not really EXCLUDI I'm seeing some other people. Okay,

1109
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:48,519
Speaker 1: all right, exactly, Thank you. See Elo, We'll be back

1110
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

1111
01:13:52,680 --> 01:14:09,439
Speaker 1: You're listening at the piano. John Legend sits down down

1112
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:13,800
Speaker 1: tickling those keys. How pretty the sound out? Then he

1113
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 1: starts singing to lead he ranging me down down. All

1114
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:25,040
Speaker 1: of this song lasts such a long time. Shane Mix

1115
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:30,759
Speaker 1: three minutes de La twenty nine. He writes to lyrics,

1116
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: but when he sings it, he holds every line before

1117
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:44,599
Speaker 1: your songs come on night doing fine. But he who

1118
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 1: musing means itch ninety ninetime. You but us all to sleep?

1119
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 1: You bot us all to sleep? Ride a club mix

1120
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:03,240
Speaker 1: for Joan Legend. All song should be sung and wedding.

1121
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 1: It's a Lord to sleep. I swear that song. You

1122
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 1: kids with a d D listen because it's too hard

1123
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: to pay attention. He'll put a lord a sleep. He'll

1124
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:41,880
Speaker 1: put a lord a sleep, a sled a sleep. You're listening,

1125
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 1: Harvey warning show. I gotta ask you, guys, because we've

1126
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:50,880
Speaker 1: all done this, what was your most embarrassing text that

1127
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,240
Speaker 1: you've ever sent to someone by accident? So so, junior,

1128
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,559
Speaker 1: have you ever acted? Oh yeah, you need to understand

1129
01:15:56,720 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: last names. If the two people got to save name

1130
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:03,720
Speaker 1: picked the right one because I sent a text to

1131
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,719
Speaker 1: my sister, said my mama getting on my damn nerves.

1132
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 1: Send it right to my mama. Oh I get your

1133
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 1: damn nerves. That's what I do. Yes, that's what I do.

1134
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:20,280
Speaker 1: I should have known that it was really really rough week. Yeah, yeah,

1135
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:24,800
Speaker 1: yeah it was yeah yeah. Tlicia's space and Alicia's space

1136
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 1: is really close. Yeah, that's close. Yeah, yeah, And I

1137
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:32,880
Speaker 1: spent Telicia. I should have hypped, man, I was going, fuck,

1138
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,600
Speaker 1: tell me, I know you sent some necking pictures to

1139
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,519
Speaker 1: somebody before you were married. I know you did. Surely,

1140
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:44,840
Speaker 1: How do I paint this? Okay? Let me try to

1141
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:49,040
Speaker 1: walk this thin land though. Okay. Jack went on whole

1142
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 1: way home and said, find us something to eat, you know,

1143
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,240
Speaker 1: find you know, let's see if we got something there

1144
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 1: to cook to eat. You know this one this You

1145
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: just got your phone to take pictures and all that,

1146
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,640
Speaker 1: so you don't you just trying stuff. I put myself

1147
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: in a hot dog bun with relish and mustard, hook

1148
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:15,679
Speaker 1: the picture and call myself sin it. It's saying wait

1149
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 1: till you get home and get this foot loan. And

1150
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 1: I hit sin and did not know man, I hit

1151
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:35,679
Speaker 1: the wrong damn Jackie. And he's, oh, that was jack

1152
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:40,880
Speaker 1: You heard what he said, Steven, wrong Jackie, get your nephew.

1153
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 1: You can give us this response. He's still alive. That's

1154
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,360
Speaker 1: a good that's a good sign. So what did the

1155
01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:56,320
Speaker 1: wrong Jackie say? Yeah, you got the wrong jacket and

1156
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,799
Speaker 1: you know it was a friend of the family jacket.

1157
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 1: Like when you get home, gonna get this footloan. You

1158
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:06,600
Speaker 1: got the wrong jacket. Where did you find Where did

1159
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:12,240
Speaker 1: you find him? Baby? Hot dog Buzz got up the

1160
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:17,360
Speaker 1: worst text ever said all about five six years ago,

1161
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:23,479
Speaker 1: and we're in this group text me Rashawn, a couple

1162
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:27,479
Speaker 1: other people and the executive producer of the show. So

1163
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:33,520
Speaker 1: the last text had came from Rashawn. So my executive

1164
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:37,080
Speaker 1: producer is talking to me, and she's a woman, and

1165
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:41,000
Speaker 1: she's right in my face, and she just talking to me,

1166
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:43,960
Speaker 1: and she was so close to my face. I picked

1167
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 1: my phone up and just text back to Rashawn a man,

1168
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:55,800
Speaker 1: come get her out your end words face. She too

1169
01:18:55,960 --> 01:19:00,360
Speaker 1: damned close. Seeing I'm thinking, I'm just sending it right

1170
01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:04,080
Speaker 1: back to Rashawn. It's in the group text. He got

1171
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:07,960
Speaker 1: it too. She two inches from my face. Her phone dings.

1172
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:14,560
Speaker 1: She looks at it. It says, oh really. Sean is

1173
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: running from the back of the bus trying to stop

1174
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:21,920
Speaker 1: them from looking at I don't know what the hell happened.

1175
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 1: It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It

1176
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:28,799
Speaker 1: was right, she was right there. I heard her phone

1177
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:31,880
Speaker 1: go ding. She getting a text too, All right, thank

1178
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,719
Speaker 1: you guys, coming up next. It is Steve with today's

1179
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:42,240
Speaker 1: closing remarks. Right after this you're listening show all right,

1180
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,840
Speaker 1: time to go Rogue, which is powered by the super

1181
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 1: stylish twenty twenty one Nissan Rogue. Steve, please quickly tell

1182
01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:52,400
Speaker 1: us about when going rogue turned out to be just

1183
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:57,840
Speaker 1: right for you. I mean, look, I can point to

1184
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:02,559
Speaker 1: so many incidents, but I think probably the greatest, one

1185
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:06,920
Speaker 1: of the greatest moments for me was a teacher of mine,

1186
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 1: not just one, but this one in tartickulate. But hey,

1187
01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:13,759
Speaker 1: I've heard this repeat it in my life several times.

1188
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:18,160
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna ever be nothing. And I just think

1189
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:22,759
Speaker 1: oftentimes about how many times I heard that you ain't

1190
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:27,960
Speaker 1: gonna ever be nothing. Look at you. I kept people

1191
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:32,920
Speaker 1: kept telling me what I wouldn't what nobody trying to

1192
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,360
Speaker 1: figure out what I was. But they were so fast

1193
01:20:36,479 --> 01:20:40,920
Speaker 1: to tell me what I wasn't. You ain't that smart,

1194
01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:45,040
Speaker 1: you ain't that good looking, You ain't that you talk

1195
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:49,280
Speaker 1: too slow? You country, You ain't this, you ain't got

1196
01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:54,640
Speaker 1: the right attitude? You got right? Wha Does anybody have

1197
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:58,560
Speaker 1: any idea what I am? Though? While you telling me

1198
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:02,519
Speaker 1: what I'm not? So this teacher kept repeating you ain't

1199
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 1: gonna ever be nothing. I did say back to him

1200
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 1: one time, this man, he said, you ain't gonna ever

1201
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 1: be nothing. I said, I know I'm gonna be something. Okay.

1202
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 1: That was good, And so then I made the decision,

1203
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:22,800
Speaker 1: through several moments in my life to always constantly be

1204
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,880
Speaker 1: about the business of trying to be something. It may

1205
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 1: not be what you think I'm gonna be, and I

1206
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 1: may not turn out to be what you expect me

1207
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:33,479
Speaker 1: to be, but I'm gonna stay faithful. I'm gonna keep

1208
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:37,479
Speaker 1: working hard. I'm gonna roll on you, Pardner, I'm gonna

1209
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:40,920
Speaker 1: go against the grain. I'm gonna make a hard left here.

1210
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:50,880
Speaker 1: I am roll, live roll, I'm roking a right roll. So,

1211
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:54,040
Speaker 1: Steve Um, this is our last break of the day.

1212
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:57,040
Speaker 1: You wanted to do something special, right, I guess I

1213
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 1: want to say something first, and then I'm gonna let

1214
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:03,639
Speaker 1: my friend talk for second. All right, So let's go today.

1215
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:07,479
Speaker 1: I want to have a conversation with you all about faith.

1216
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,400
Speaker 1: You know, I think a lot of people don't like

1217
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:17,639
Speaker 1: talking about faith because for some reason. I don't know, man,

1218
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:21,440
Speaker 1: I just think a part of it is political correctness

1219
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:25,080
Speaker 1: in our society today. I think some people don't talk

1220
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:30,120
Speaker 1: about faith because so many people are from different faiths.

1221
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:34,240
Speaker 1: But when I'm talking about faith, I'm merely talking about

1222
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 1: the belief in the belief in God. That's all I'm

1223
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:41,160
Speaker 1: talking about. You know, for whatever your faith is, I'm

1224
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 1: cool with everybody's faith. Man, I'm not that judgmental guy.

1225
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 1: I'm not the guy that says, if you don't believe

1226
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 1: what I believe, yours is off base, because that's not true.

1227
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:57,120
Speaker 1: That's just one hundred percent not true. All faiths are valid.

1228
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:02,960
Speaker 1: Every faith is valid, that is God based. All of

1229
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:11,640
Speaker 1: them are valid. You I don't care if you Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Protestant, Gentile,

1230
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:16,800
Speaker 1: jew don't. I don't care. I don't care. As long

1231
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:19,880
Speaker 1: as your faith is God based, the belief that God

1232
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:24,680
Speaker 1: is who he is, that's all that matters. I want

1233
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,840
Speaker 1: to talk to you about faith for a minute from

1234
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:29,640
Speaker 1: the standpoint of what are you? What are you and

1235
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:36,160
Speaker 1: God talking about? Because man, I've learned so much about faith.

1236
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:40,320
Speaker 1: A friend of mine sent me a scripture Psalms five three,

1237
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:44,679
Speaker 1: and it's an important scripture, man, because what it did

1238
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,920
Speaker 1: for me was it taught me something about my faith.

1239
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:51,880
Speaker 1: Because if you're a person of faith, then you have

1240
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,800
Speaker 1: a relationship with God, and God has a relationship with you,

1241
01:23:55,800 --> 01:24:01,200
Speaker 1: and and he hears you when you cry. And it

1242
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,880
Speaker 1: was sort of ironic because I had started having my

1243
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:08,679
Speaker 1: morning meditation a few weeks ago. And I just can't

1244
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:12,639
Speaker 1: even tell you how it has completely changed the outcome

1245
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:17,519
Speaker 1: of my days. It hasn't stopped anything from happening, but

1246
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:21,720
Speaker 1: it has changed the way I cope with it and

1247
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:24,120
Speaker 1: the way I look forward. See, I don't worry about

1248
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:29,879
Speaker 1: tomorrow anymore. Oh, I'm making plans, but I'm not worrying

1249
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:35,120
Speaker 1: about tomorrow because I was reading something somewhere that you

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Speaker 1: cannot change by worrying. You cannot give yourself one hour

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Speaker 1: of extra life from worrying. If you worry, you can't

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Speaker 1: add an hour to your life. So if by worrying

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Speaker 1: you can't even add an hour of time to your life,

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Speaker 1: which is one of the most important things you can

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Speaker 1: have as your time, why would you worry about anything else.

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Speaker 1: So in the morning, when I'm talking to God Psalms

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Speaker 1: five and three, I always ask God in the morning

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Speaker 1: to hear my voice. When I'm praying to you, I'm

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Speaker 1: asking him to hear my voice and after he hears

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Speaker 1: my voice, then I wait for him with an expect

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Speaker 1: with an expectation that what I cried out for will happen,

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Speaker 1: no doubt, no worry. It is going to happen. Now.

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Speaker 1: It may not happen that day, but since I put

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Speaker 1: it in my request with that kind of faith attached

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Speaker 1: to it, God's promises never come back void. God has

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Speaker 1: never told us he would do something for us, and

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Speaker 1: he didn't do it. God didn't ever promise something to

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Speaker 1: be so, and we found out later on in what

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Speaker 1: all of God's promises is true. He don't. His word

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Speaker 1: don't come back void. So when you do that, man,

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Speaker 1: you put your prayer out there and your meditation, and

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Speaker 1: you put it out there with the faith, and you

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Speaker 1: look forward expectingly. And that has changed me. Are you

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Speaker 1: discussing your future with God? He wants us to make

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Speaker 1: decisions now. He would love to be included in the

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Speaker 1: decision making process. That's the relationship he wants with us.

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Speaker 1: But when God allows you to make a decision a plan,

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Speaker 1: he wants to hear your plan. Sometimes your plan or

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Speaker 1: in line with what he is, and sometimes he needs

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Speaker 1: to make an adjustment. So when you ask God for something,

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Speaker 1: and at the end of it you say, God, let

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Speaker 1: your will be done, then guess what. I may ask

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Speaker 1: for something, but always tag with let your will be done,

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Speaker 1: because if it's not your will, then show me whatever

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Speaker 1: that is. Because his adjustment that he makes is gonna

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Speaker 1: be way better than your plan. God's adjustments is better

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Speaker 1: than your plans. And the cool part about it is

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Speaker 1: is when he makes the adjustment, you're going to agree

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Speaker 1: with it because it's going to be spot on, just right.

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