Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser podcastser here's Nicky. Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm here in Saint Louis, Missouri, joined by Taylor McGraw.
Speaker 2: Up in the studio, up in this studio.
Speaker 3: Brian is here in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. People have wondered what happened to Anya,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry I never announced it. She just was
Speaker 1: a regular obviously on the show for a while, and
Speaker 1: then I couldn't afford because we don't have a budget
Speaker 1: for guests and it's coming out of my pocket. And
Speaker 1: she felt her worth was more than I could give,
Speaker 1: and I totally agreed with her. But then Taylor stepped
Speaker 1: in and said, I have no worth. I'll take whatever
Speaker 1: you can get. And fine, no, I'm just gonna be
Speaker 1: back to Mark. She just, you know, it was something
Speaker 1: that she was like, you know, I either want this
Speaker 1: or you.
Speaker 3: Know, just put her foot down. But the drama, there
Speaker 3: were all these comments like drama, where's Anya? What happened
Speaker 3: to Anya? Oh right, yeah.
Speaker 1: No, she's still my best friend. She's still a part
Speaker 1: of the show. There's nothing like It's not like the
Speaker 1: Andrew situation where it's like, you, guys, we just need
Speaker 1: some space. We're gonna talk about it again at another time.
Speaker 1: It's there's no drama behind it. It is literally like, hey,
Speaker 1: I like doing the show, but can I get paid more?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't have any more money
Speaker 1: to give you from the show, and I don't really
Speaker 1: want to pay out on my own pocket more because
Speaker 1: not that you she doesn't have value to me. It's
Speaker 1: just like, you know, I only make so much on
Speaker 1: this show. And she was she understood that. I understood her,
Speaker 1: and I literally said to her, do you want to
Speaker 1: give less?
Speaker 3: Just give less?
Speaker 4: I was like it half assed.
Speaker 1: I was like, she's so cute because she was like
Speaker 1: I can't do a bad job, you know, I can't
Speaker 1: phone it in. But I think I agree with that too,
Speaker 1: Like you either get she's like an all or nothing
Speaker 1: kind of person, so she'll come back to the show
Speaker 1: when she wants to make a little extra cash or
Speaker 1: just because she wants to. But uh, that's the reason.
Speaker 1: And don't you guys go off and comment like Nikki's
Speaker 1: so cheap. Not that anyone would say that, but maybe
Speaker 1: I would think that, like, well, you're you have money,
Speaker 1: just pay her more. She's already an employee for me
Speaker 1: on another thing, Like it's just it's just too much
Speaker 1: and it's none of your business to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: and not that you even asked.
Speaker 3: But it's I'm sharing all of this.
Speaker 2: I mean you do like to behind it.
Speaker 1: Really it's too but it's just like otherwise I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: like what else could I say? I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: but there is no bad there's no bad blood.
Speaker 3: We are still ill.
Speaker 4: Friend, gonna want to hear what actually happened? You got
Speaker 4: the Diamond Players Club, will.
Speaker 1: Really give you the how much I was paying her.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you the amount and go.
Speaker 4: What We have a transcript the conversation that Anya Nikki
Speaker 4: had when.
Speaker 1: Talking about, Yeah, what are we going to do for
Speaker 1: our next player Diamond Players episode?
Speaker 3: We Yeah, I want to try to do something.
Speaker 1: I know I'm trying to collect more and then I
Speaker 1: the problem is not telling them on here because I
Speaker 1: truly don't have anything to hide except the things I
Speaker 1: don't want to hide are the things I hide now
Speaker 1: are just like name dropping things or like got me
Speaker 1: want to know them all just stumm subscribe stuff that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care if that person said it about me,
Speaker 1: But like that person might get hear it back to
Speaker 1: because like I've said before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a dictionary on one of those stands in
Speaker 4: a library.
Speaker 2: I always turn it to dick or penis.
Speaker 3: You do, yeah, Taylor works in libraries. You turn it
Speaker 3: to penis. Yeah, I turn it to penis or like
Speaker 3: anal or something. But maybe you're looking up.
Speaker 1: The word analysis, Like do you highlight the word anal
Speaker 1: or do you put like the uh not?
Speaker 5: No, I don't do like the Ramses did, where the
Speaker 5: dictionary was open and pointed. The corner was pointed to insect.
Speaker 5: What in the Ramses dictionary usually your John Bennet died.
Speaker 5: My god, it's a true.
Speaker 3: Wait, they have it and stuff. No, I've looked everywhere
Speaker 3: the baby Okay.
Speaker 4: I usually rip out the page that says and bring
Speaker 4: it home with me.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 3: You're like, I don't want anyone knowing what this is
Speaker 3: besides me. Wait, Taylor, I'm trying to say Taylor's hair.
Speaker 3: You have just a little fly's hair. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: I thought you were like you got to ask her
Speaker 3: about her hair? What's going on with it?
Speaker 2: When are you going to fix that ship.
Speaker 1: I know I saw it, and I honestly there was
Speaker 1: nothing in me that was like fix it.
Speaker 3: I just like I think, I just.
Speaker 1: Love you always, like have told me if there's like
Speaker 1: a little smudge or something, just to tell you, just.
Speaker 3: So I was passing them on. Yeah, no, I appreciate
Speaker 3: you were good looking out.
Speaker 1: I was not thinking, but I did see it, and
Speaker 1: that makes me question my whole being. Do you ever
Speaker 1: like catch yourself being called on something and you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I totally did.
Speaker 5: It's like a night and day or like sure, it's
Speaker 5: like you're go into a fugue and you're like I
Speaker 5: was doing this wrong the whole time, or no, like you.
Speaker 1: Know that you did something, but in the moment you
Speaker 1: didn't know it was wrong.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just did that. I can't talk about it
Speaker 2: on here the way.
Speaker 3: She really Okay, diamond players, let's just save it for that.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could come on and tell us what it
Speaker 1: was about. So big lots has happened since the last
Speaker 1: time I was here. I was in Arkansas, I was
Speaker 1: in New York, I was in.
Speaker 3: Where were we this weekend?
Speaker 4: Oh goodness?
Speaker 1: Which is the New York Yeah, in New York for that,
Speaker 1: and then we rounded out the weekend in Boyd, Atlantic City.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so many things to talk about, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. I went to New York on Wednesday from
Speaker 1: Arkansas to be a part of this Bob Saggat Scleroderma
Speaker 1: Research Foundation annual show that they do to raise money.
Speaker 1: It's so weird they started this charity thirty years ago,
Speaker 1: or that they started this charity event thirty years ago.
Speaker 3: And Bob got asked to be on it. I think
Speaker 3: the after the first year, the second year they did it.
Speaker 1: And it's for sclare deermat It's like this horrible like
Speaker 1: kind of skin disease that it's no cure and it's
Speaker 1: really painful and it's awful, awful, awful, And and he
Speaker 1: did the He did it the first the second year,
Speaker 1: and then the next year his sister got Sclara derma
Speaker 1: died of it, very rare disease. So then Bob was
Speaker 1: a part of this whole thing for years and years
Speaker 1: until he died. He you know, during the pandemic I did.
Speaker 1: Bob called me and asked me to do a song
Speaker 1: for it. I did another thing. I've done something for it.
Speaker 1: I think two out of the last three years. Last
Speaker 1: year is supposed to but I had the vocal cord
Speaker 1: surgery so I couldn't talk, so I couldn't do the show.
Speaker 1: So I did this year and it was fucking awesome
Speaker 1: because I flew in. I got put up in a
Speaker 1: nice hotel. Thank you so much to Adam Sagitt, Bob's nephew,
Speaker 1: who hooked it up and like made my stay so comfortable.
Speaker 1: And then the event was in the in the hotel.
Speaker 1: It was like the ballroom of the hotel.
Speaker 3: I didn't have to leave. I just go down to it.
Speaker 3: And then it's me and Ronnie Chang, who I love
Speaker 3: is so nice. We hung out backstage. I've never really
Speaker 3: like hung out with them.
Speaker 1: He had a story of like, oh, when I first
Speaker 1: I went to visit New York in two thousand and
Speaker 1: like ten, and you helped me and my friend like
Speaker 1: get on a bar show and I didn't remember it.
Speaker 1: It's so weird that you remember things. But I think
Speaker 1: I had a crush on his friend. He reminded me
Speaker 1: who was friend Mows, And I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I did that because I had a little
Speaker 1: crushy poo. But also, you know, I would do that anyway,
Speaker 1: But I do remember maybe, and then I think I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say what ended up happening, but because
Speaker 1: it's mean, it's not juicy. But no, Ronnie Chang is
Speaker 1: awesome and so funny. I had never seen I've seen clips,
Speaker 1: but I had never seen his stand up. I never
Speaker 1: sat and watched it. And that's not me being like
Speaker 1: I don't care about stand Like you just don't see comedians.
Speaker 1: And I'll get into that in a second when we
Speaker 1: talk about someone else. But you just like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just don't watch that much comedy.
Speaker 4: There's nothing I'd rather do less than go to a
Speaker 4: comedy show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way I used to feel. That's the
Speaker 1: way I used to feel past Saturday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think shame.
Speaker 1: But also watching Ronnie Chang, I you know why I
Speaker 1: watched comedy. I watch it like this. Okay, that's really
Speaker 1: close to what I'm gonna be talking about on my special.
Speaker 1: Please don't do the joke I'm gonna do. Please don't
Speaker 1: have a take that's better than mine. Please don't have
Speaker 1: the opposite take that proves my take wrong, Like, oh god,
Speaker 1: don't do because a lot of times you'll hear a
Speaker 1: joke about a topic that you are tackling, and it'll
Speaker 1: just graze it.
Speaker 3: It'll just like just touch it, but it won't dig in.
Speaker 1: But now it's dead because anytime you go into that again,
Speaker 1: you'd have to kind of graze it the way they
Speaker 1: did to get deep, and people would call you a thief,
Speaker 1: you know, So it's dead. If someone just like touches
Speaker 1: a subject that is a little bit of the.
Speaker 3: Same, ta.
Speaker 4: A becomes like their signature bit and famous.
Speaker 1: Because even in the comedy community, I don't ever want
Speaker 1: like even five people thinking like she saw that at
Speaker 1: an open mic or whatever, like I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Even but there's gonna be things at open mic. You're
Speaker 4: not watching all the open mics.
Speaker 1: I know, but if someone can place me at one
Speaker 1: where I saw one. That's why I don't like to
Speaker 1: watch comedy is because if I don't see it, then
Speaker 1: I could do the joke, and if someone accuses me
Speaker 1: of stealing it, I'll be like, I don't even watch
Speaker 1: that person. So sometimes I see something I'm like, I
Speaker 1: wish I would have just left the room because I
Speaker 1: could keep doing my bit, and it wouldn't have I
Speaker 1: wouldn't I would have been earnest about it, not.
Speaker 3: Knowing that someone else kind of ignorance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not good because you find inspiration. And
Speaker 1: Ronnie Jane was so funny and he was talking about
Speaker 1: fertility issues with him and his wife.
Speaker 3: He was talking about having kids.
Speaker 1: So it was a lot of like the same stuff
Speaker 1: that I talk about, but it was like from his
Speaker 1: perspective and it was nothing, nothing touched on anything I
Speaker 1: did to thank fucking god. It was really funny. He
Speaker 1: was so good. He's like talking about Luigi. He was
Speaker 1: talking about what was like the host f Boyd Island.
Speaker 1: A lot of topics were raised. Honestly, it left me
Speaker 1: with not much else to do. It's just at the
Speaker 1: end of it, like he didn't talk about having you know,
Speaker 1: significant labea, so thank god.
Speaker 5: Yes, but aren't you gonna like run out of topics
Speaker 5: in this world?
Speaker 1: Then no, No, you're just going to have to do
Speaker 1: But like someone does a topic about okay, let me
Speaker 1: like someone can two people can do topics about, you know,
Speaker 1: the airplane.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's an example.
Speaker 1: I was trying to make a bit about magnifying mirrors
Speaker 1: in bathrooms and hotels and how they're horrifying and no
Speaker 1: one needs to see that, and it sucks.
Speaker 3: But have I said this before?
Speaker 1: And then I was reading Ellen DeGeneres's book and she
Speaker 1: starts with an entire All she does is talk about
Speaker 1: the magnified mirror on the first two pages of this
Speaker 1: book I'm reading, and she literally covers every joke that
Speaker 1: could be done about it, like she.
Speaker 5: Looks like the moon looks like a sandwich, looks like Yeah.
Speaker 2: She just lists all the things.
Speaker 1: It was so funny and so well done, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, well, that's done for me. But if
Speaker 1: we let's say I had a bit about a magnifying mirror,
Speaker 1: but it was like, my point was I love them,
Speaker 1: or my point was they make me feel bad about
Speaker 1: myself for this reason. But she's saying, oh, they make
Speaker 1: me feel bad because of my wrinkles. I say, they
Speaker 1: make me feel bad for my poor size. That could
Speaker 1: we could still do things. But if we're both saying, like,
Speaker 1: it shows you their skins so close up it looks
Speaker 1: like the surface of blah blah. And she says the moon,
Speaker 1: and I say, Mars or some other surface that looks
Speaker 1: like the moon. That's you shouldn't do that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's the rule kind of god, at least that
Speaker 1: I followed.
Speaker 5: But I just said that it looked like the moon.
Speaker 5: But I never heard anybody's stand up.
Speaker 3: So I really have to be very careful with what
Speaker 3: I say to you do a hack because no one's gonna.
Speaker 1: Think you're beause on a stage. You're not on a stage,
Speaker 1: and I won't ever be. You could be if you want,
Speaker 1: you couldn't. All of my friends could be comedians, but
Speaker 1: they just don't need that scary.
Speaker 3: And then why is it scary to go on a stage? Yes?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Because I mean I know why, but I just want
Speaker 1: to hear, like why, Like I'm interested in, like what
Speaker 1: what is the fear?
Speaker 5: Well, I have OCD, so I would think that I
Speaker 5: would pee my pants or something like ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It would never happened.
Speaker 3: At one girl at prom after Pah.
Speaker 4: Cassi.
Speaker 2: Was it Cassie. I don't remember who it was.
Speaker 1: I don't remember her last name, but I believe it
Speaker 1: was something Cassie. But that was what solidified that hypnotists
Speaker 1: are real and that's real, because we were like, no,
Speaker 1: there's no way hypnotists are really real, Like people just
Speaker 1: want to they're doing it to a fee and pretend
Speaker 1: that their chair is of you know, uh, their their
Speaker 1: husband and pomp it or whatever. Like they're just putting
Speaker 1: on a.
Speaker 5: Neck because they're like helping the hypnotists. They're being part
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 3: But man, this girl got hypnotized.
Speaker 1: She was She's not She wasn't particularly an outgoing person,
Speaker 1: but she wasn't so so shy. She was just normal.
Speaker 1: She goes up, she gets hypnotized. This is on Taylor's
Speaker 1: after prom. Taylor isn't a grade above me. I got
Speaker 1: snuck in because Taylor brought me along. I was a
Speaker 1: junior at a senior prom thing, and that's hypnotists said
Speaker 1: your chairs are on fire. And she pissed her pants
Speaker 1: in fear.
Speaker 2: Continues to walk around, not knowing that she did it.
Speaker 1: No, and then she took off her sweatshirt and tied
Speaker 1: it around her way. Yeah, like our friend who has
Speaker 1: bladder problems and would piss her pants every time she
Speaker 1: laughed too hard. It's a thing, But that proved it
Speaker 1: because I was like, no one would choose to pee
Speaker 1: their pants in front of their high school senior class.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: Also, there was a girl it was I don't remember
Speaker 5: who this was either, but he said something like do
Speaker 5: your favorite sex position or something or something like that,
Speaker 5: like you're.
Speaker 2: Making out, you know it.
Speaker 5: Maybe it wasn't sex, but this girl, who was like
Speaker 5: a very Christian girl, was like kind of going a
Speaker 5: little buck on it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then and then when I remember when.
Speaker 5: Cassie or whoever it was, he he went like, okay, ready, set,
Speaker 5: you're awake and snapped.
Speaker 1: She's like, that's right. That's when she did the sweatshirts.
Speaker 1: She woke up out of it, but she in it.
Speaker 1: She thought her chair was on fire, and as you would,
Speaker 1: you would piss your pants and.
Speaker 3: Fear if your chair the fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, okay, I've never even
Speaker 3: thought about that.
Speaker 4: She's very good, smart, resourceful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw Ronnie Chang and then Michael Chang was also
Speaker 1: on the show, and he we didn't hang out backstage,
Speaker 1: but he showed up. Change Chang and Nikki Chi Chang
Speaker 1: Chi Chang Chang. The chounting shows FROs. Yes, so they
Speaker 1: had a music at the ends.
Speaker 3: The chaluting show was counting time. Yeah, that's them. I
Speaker 3: think that's like that. It's like or lighthouse or something.
Speaker 2: Fastball. I don't think so actually sounds like something though.
Speaker 3: Yes, someone at home. We're not gonna look it up
Speaker 3: closing time semi.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we were so close a fastballs go fast
Speaker 1: almost like sonic speed in there. Okay, So Ronnie Chang
Speaker 1: went up. Jeff Ross was hosting. They were doing like
Speaker 1: an auction. It was like a dinner. It was this banquet.
Speaker 1: It was a really like lovely dressy affair. Yes, and jeffs.
Speaker 1: Ronnie went up, went up. I follow Ronnie. I do
Speaker 1: so so it was fine, not my best but definitely
Speaker 1: got the job done. And then and we were all
Speaker 1: telling stories about Bob, which Ronnie kind of kicked off,
Speaker 1: which like at the end, Ronnie was like, I just
Speaker 1: want to say Bob, like you know.
Speaker 3: He told a story about Bob.
Speaker 1: Just being really just an amazing person and like seeking
Speaker 1: out friendship and always wanting to hang and like, uh,
Speaker 1: I really forget because I was like getting ready for myself.
Speaker 1: But he said something nice, so at then and my
Speaker 1: said I got to share a nice little thing about Bob.
Speaker 3: And then Chay went up. Chay killed Hay was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Chay also did jokes that I was like stop stop
Speaker 1: right now, stop going there that's really close to what
Speaker 1: I'm doing.
Speaker 3: And then he didn't go all the way there.
Speaker 1: I was, thank god. My dogs are fighting at my legs.
Speaker 1: If you guys want to watch on YouTube.
Speaker 3: The dogs are wrestling at my feet, which is what
Speaker 3: they always do.
Speaker 1: They just need to wrestle on you. And this is
Speaker 1: when they're the happiest thing. So relaxed because two people
Speaker 1: they love are hanging in a room and talking. We're
Speaker 1: not watching like we're everywhere. Everyone they love is where
Speaker 1: they wanted to be. They are just we will look
Speaker 1: at them also if they want, yeah, and they love it.
Speaker 5: If not, they just stare stand far away and stare
Speaker 5: at you until you reach the.
Speaker 3: Position the stairs.
Speaker 1: I've been getting while watching these dog for my parents
Speaker 1: while they're out of town. It's like they just Luigi almost.
Speaker 1: I think yesterday he glared at me. I saw him
Speaker 1: just like disgusted with like you we should be playing
Speaker 1: right now, you fucking lazy piece of shit. He doesn't play, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's playing right now. He would play so but
Speaker 1: then counting Crows. I'm flipping out about Counting Crows because
Speaker 1: I love them, Taylor and I loved them in high school.
Speaker 1: It was Dave Matthews band, it was Counting Crows. It
Speaker 1: was John Mayor for me. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: were onto John Mayor that much, but those were like
Speaker 1: my trifecta. And we went to see Counting Crows in
Speaker 1: September of maybe two thousand nine eleven.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just felt fall. Maybe it's because it was August
Speaker 1: and everything after you and everything September you were plans
Speaker 1: was doin fall.
Speaker 2: We didn't.
Speaker 1: We was at the American Theater, which I think is
Speaker 1: something else now, and we were front row because we
Speaker 1: were This is the best thing I ever did as
Speaker 1: a teen. I learned because someone recently was talking to
Speaker 1: me about going to Eras, and I go, if you're
Speaker 1: not on floor and you've seen the Eras movie, I
Speaker 1: don't even think it's worth going to, Like, you gotta
Speaker 1: be close because if you've seen the movie, you've had
Speaker 1: a front row seat and you're good. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: be as good as the movie because the experience of
Speaker 1: the movie is great because you're with a bunch of
Speaker 1: swifties and they're all singing, Like I would say, oh,
Speaker 1: the movie at home is not as good as experience
Speaker 1: for the movie at a theater is as good as
Speaker 1: going to Ara's show on the floor. But you gotta
Speaker 1: sit on the floor because once you're up close, you
Speaker 1: can't go back. Because we would always do that in
Speaker 1: high school. We would be up close, we'd get general admission,
Speaker 1: we'd get there early, and we'd get to the front
Speaker 1: because it's the best.
Speaker 3: And then so we were.
Speaker 2: Rat with Beatle Bob.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a famous Saint Louis and guy who
Speaker 1: would go to every concert, every single night in Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: He's at every single one. He was he died recently,
Speaker 1: but and he would dance and he had a beatle haircut,
Speaker 1: and he would dance and everyone knew him as Beatle Bob.
Speaker 1: And he would be at every single show in Saint
Speaker 1: Louis all the time, and we saw him all the time.
Speaker 3: He recently passed away, Beetle Bob.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the counting crows the rest of
Speaker 1: the story when we get back, because we have to
Speaker 1: go to break. But something embarrassing happened during I disagree.
Speaker 2: Wait why I'm proud of of what happened?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think I told you girls aftermath. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was it was not it was at your thing.
Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about.
Speaker 1: When year, oh, when we were kids. Everything's embarrassed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole thing's embarrassing. We'll find out about all that
Speaker 1: when we get back on your all right, the dogs
Speaker 1: are still fighting. So I'm at this event. Jeff Ross
Speaker 1: is on stage, Michael Jay has just gone up. Now
Speaker 1: it's signed for Counting Crows. He's about to bring up
Speaker 1: Counting Crows. And I am on the side, like so
Speaker 1: excited because I'm like nearly front row, but I'm like
Speaker 1: on the side and I'm feeling like I'm like I
Speaker 1: can't believe I get to watch and it's just Adam
Speaker 1: and his guitarist I forget the guy's name, but it's
Speaker 1: just those two, Adam Duritz. It's not like the whole band.
Speaker 1: And Jeff is about to introduce them, and I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like looking at Jeff, like involve me in this, please,
Speaker 1: Like I just want to be involved and uh, and
Speaker 1: Jeff is like as they're setting up, Jeff's kind of
Speaker 1: killing time by talking about like I love these guys.
Speaker 1: I've seen them so many times. They're one of the
Speaker 1: greatest bands. Blah blah blah and He's like, who here
Speaker 1: in the room is a kind of Crows fan?
Speaker 3: And I was like hey, hey, And then I was like,
Speaker 3: can I come up? And Jeff's like, yeah, come up here.
Speaker 1: So Jeff and Jeff is always like we're buds, so
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, come up. So I grab a
Speaker 1: mic and Jeff and I are on stage, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I just didn't plan it right, Okay, Like
Speaker 1: I should have. I should have had a plan knowing
Speaker 1: that I possibly could have been speaking into a microphone
Speaker 1: about my love of Counting Crows and my history of
Speaker 1: loving Counting Crows. Oh, because I would have just had
Speaker 1: a beat to like, think of the punchlines, ease the
Speaker 1: crowd into what I was about to say. So instead
Speaker 1: I ran up on stage and I just go I
Speaker 1: love these guys so much. Adam Durretz. I saw you
Speaker 1: in high school. I was obsessed with you in high school.
Speaker 1: My friends and I touched you. We went home. We
Speaker 1: put our fingers on masking tape so we could collect
Speaker 1: your fingerprints.
Speaker 3: We put them on note cards.
Speaker 1: This has been By the way, there are four hundred
Speaker 1: people here, all at banquet tables, all old people. They
Speaker 1: don't have any context I'm just like, I went from
Speaker 1: straight up like I love you guys, high school note cards.
Speaker 3: DNA, and then I.
Speaker 1: D because I think that's I just don't want We'll
Speaker 1: talk about that in a second.
Speaker 3: I chose not to say that.
Speaker 1: Instead, I said, we even stole your water bottle and
Speaker 1: choved your backwash about us because we were like we're
Speaker 1: drinking his DNA. I was like, I thought this was funny.
Speaker 1: I was like, we were obsessed with you. Okay in retrospect, Okay,
Speaker 1: by the way, no one laughed. Everyone's horrified. There is
Speaker 1: literally dead silence. There's not no it's awkward, And so
Speaker 1: I just keep going.
Speaker 2: Did you every time I tell this story?
Speaker 4: Did he?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: He's confused.
Speaker 1: To everyone give a chance for anyone to mas see
Speaker 1: this video of this?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think there is one.
Speaker 2: I'm going to find it.
Speaker 1: It was so so I'm like, I don't care. I care,
Speaker 1: but I kind of don't care. I've just like bombed
Speaker 1: so many times. It's really is not that it doesn't
Speaker 1: hurt as much anymore. So then what I would have
Speaker 1: done in retrospect, let me just like rewind this is
Speaker 1: how I would have said it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Jeff, Okay.
Speaker 1: I am a giant music fan to the point that
Speaker 1: it becomes obsessive and scary. I've been to nine Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift shows this year. It's a little much. I have
Speaker 1: been this way since high school. I have always taken
Speaker 1: it to the extreme. I literally had beatlemania for the Crows.
Speaker 1: I was a dirret's head. I would have said something
Speaker 1: I would have just a dreadhead.
Speaker 4: I was a little on ramp to the insanity.
Speaker 3: Yes, because the insane cologist came out.
Speaker 2: Of nowhere because you love them so much.
Speaker 1: It's honest and right way I did lie. I didn't
Speaker 1: drink Adam Durtz's backwash. It was John Mayer's backwash. But
Speaker 1: it just stills. But it would took the play to
Speaker 1: how a Day Was stole his set sweat Raguar and
Speaker 1: we like inhaled it like we were puffing.
Speaker 4: You got to go either way with it. You do
Speaker 4: the on ramp. You acknowledge that what you're about to
Speaker 4: say is in says that they're like, Okay, she's jerking
Speaker 4: around because she knows. Or you go the exact opposite
Speaker 4: direction and you go I drank your piss and I
Speaker 4: followed you home and I went to your kids room
Speaker 4: and I watched them sleep either way, not.
Speaker 3: Give them an on ramp.
Speaker 1: I just flew off the highway, flipped the car six times,
Speaker 1: like wrapped around a tree survivors.
Speaker 3: And so then.
Speaker 1: So I did why I chose to say lie and
Speaker 1: say the backwash story is a because I would have
Speaker 1: done that had we gotten his water bottle without questions.
Speaker 1: So I did feel bad lying about that just because
Speaker 1: it would have been true had we had it. We
Speaker 1: just didn't have access.
Speaker 2: You're just combining stories.
Speaker 1: The real story that's worse than that is that I
Speaker 1: grabbed his dreadlock as he was singing a song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's white.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but grabbing any Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: It's like it's not like you're like, like your hair
Speaker 2: is so pretty to think.
Speaker 3: God, I didn't do it to Ben Harper.
Speaker 1: We were also obsessed with him, but he was just
Speaker 1: sitting down with a.
Speaker 3: Harp on his entire show. But I didn't grab it.
Speaker 3: Let me be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I just like drifted my fingers through it like a
Speaker 1: wind chime, you know, like I but he looked at me.
Speaker 1: I will never forget he looked at me, like, get
Speaker 1: the fuck off me, you dumb bitch, which I completely deserved.
Speaker 1: So I didn't want to retell that because I didn't
Speaker 1: want him to remember or be triggered by an.
Speaker 3: Assault like that.
Speaker 1: You know, like I just didn't want to be one
Speaker 1: of those girls, even though I was. I would tell
Speaker 1: him this personally one on one, but like in the
Speaker 1: room before he's singing, I didn't want to bring that up.
Speaker 1: So then, Jeff is it's kind of just like I'm
Speaker 1: running out of things to just I'm trying to dig
Speaker 1: myself out of it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I was just a huge fan. I wanted
Speaker 3: your DNA.
Speaker 1: But like then I'm realizing I'm bombing and the sweat
Speaker 1: is accumulating on my lower back. There's a droplet that's
Speaker 1: sliding down into my buck crack, which always happens when
Speaker 1: I bomb. If it gets to my buck crack, and
Speaker 1: that means there's no saving it. So there's always a
Speaker 1: droplet immediately, Yes, a barometer. It's like the ball dropping
Speaker 1: on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 4: And Adam responding to this at all? Is he just
Speaker 4: like nodding like okay.
Speaker 3: Adam's there with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: So I also would have liked to say some kind
Speaker 1: of acknowledgment of like, I, you know, like to make
Speaker 1: it not sexual.
Speaker 3: I think it was too.
Speaker 1: Like even though I was I sent myself ever sine fifteen.
Speaker 1: I know, so I have some girlfriends who would have
Speaker 1: been like and then this bitch was like going on
Speaker 1: about how she like wanted his DNA, which and like
Speaker 1: it would have just been like I didn't need to
Speaker 1: hear that he's my man like, but luckily I met
Speaker 1: her afterwards. She was not like that at all. She
Speaker 1: was like smiley, so nice, so sweet. But so then
Speaker 1: I go to Jeff and I was like, can I
Speaker 1: introduce them? Like as I'm like trying to dig out,
Speaker 1: I was like, are we ready? No, I just started
Speaker 1: to Jeff, I go, are we ready? Because then they're
Speaker 1: set up for there's you know, the plugs are the
Speaker 1: guys have set up the guitar stands and everything, and
Speaker 1: I go, can I do it? And then I was
Speaker 1: like Ladies and Gentlemen one of the greatest bands of
Speaker 1: all time, which I thought was good, just like cut
Speaker 1: to the chase like Count and Crows, and then I
Speaker 1: bring them up. They walk up and I'm already looking
Speaker 1: at Adam like I'm sorry. That was so weird, you know,
Speaker 1: and I've never even met him before except for you
Speaker 1: know in two thousand when I grabbed his dread and
Speaker 1: that wasn't really.
Speaker 2: So he was acquainted.
Speaker 3: He remembered your hands. Suddenly he was triggered.
Speaker 1: He saw your hand and was like no, and the
Speaker 1: DNA we got we have been working on a clone.
Speaker 3: So I have bad thing in my close.
Speaker 2: Is it's in one of our closets.
Speaker 3: Do you have it? I mean we went to Leslie
Speaker 3: Lamer's house.
Speaker 2: Afterwards, I remember, but no, I've seen it since.
Speaker 3: I'm JK.
Speaker 2: I've seen it since then. So oh really, so it
Speaker 2: might be in my house. You haven't found out.
Speaker 3: It's a close card with all the data.
Speaker 2: It's like under the bed, like does it move around?
Speaker 1: No, he can't talk. It's a really we sucked it
Speaker 1: up pretty bad. We have a couple of arms, his
Speaker 1: arms coming out of his head.
Speaker 2: He's like, I kind of just where they pulled the
Speaker 2: old lady out from under the.
Speaker 3: Bad right about that.
Speaker 2: I'm scary. It's so good.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we I have forgot to feed it. I
Speaker 1: have to go feed the Adam Clane later. But it's
Speaker 1: just makes guitar.
Speaker 5: No it's just like he thinks he's playing the guitar,
Speaker 5: but he only has like one arm and the other
Speaker 5: ones like kind.
Speaker 3: Of yeah, a claw.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we just set a guitar next to it. I
Speaker 1: don't think Adam can play guitar. Actually, I think he's
Speaker 1: on He bounces around and even said that when he
Speaker 1: sat down to play piano, he said, this is the
Speaker 1: only song I can play on piano. Because then he
Speaker 1: played so that as we crossed paths, he says to
Speaker 1: me he was like, here's some more DNA or something like,
Speaker 1: as he shook my hand, makes joke. He was cool,
Speaker 1: and then that maybe that's why in retrospect I didn't
Speaker 1: give a fuck, because.
Speaker 3: He he didn't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny, I'm sure I love him so much, you guys.
Speaker 1: He goes on stage and oh my god, I'm like
Speaker 1: getting goose books just thinking about it. He talks about Bob,
Speaker 1: and he talks about this event that he's been playing.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll always play this event. He's done it
Speaker 1: before in the past, it's been going on for thirty years.
Speaker 1: And then he says that Bob introduced him, like Bob
Speaker 1: took him under his wing, and like really, brought him
Speaker 1: around the comedy community, and he was like, and I
Speaker 1: got to know comedians.
Speaker 3: I got to be around comedians.
Speaker 1: And he talked with such reverence, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I just as a comedian, I never hear people be
Speaker 1: like I mean, it's not that I never hear people
Speaker 1: be like comedians start wow, but like, I never hear
Speaker 1: someone who I look at as a fucking seminal artist
Speaker 1: being like in awe of what we do. And he said,
Speaker 1: direct quote, he was like, and man, comedians, what they
Speaker 1: do is so much harder than what we do, so
Speaker 1: much harder. And it was like it was apropos of nothing. Honestly,
Speaker 1: there was no reason for him him to say that
Speaker 1: in that moment. I needed to hear it because I
Speaker 1: have such I just have such shame about not being
Speaker 1: able to be a musician that I want to be
Speaker 1: your intro.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he just like wow.
Speaker 1: To survive that, to not go up to your and
Speaker 1: yourself tonight live, it's going to be a long December
Speaker 1: for Nikki Jesus to rectifying that situation.
Speaker 4: So closing time, so.
Speaker 1: He uh, he said that, and he goes he's he said,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm there's which I would argue with him
Speaker 1: on this. He said that, you know, they put themselves
Speaker 1: out there in such a different way, which I I
Speaker 1: do disagree with because and I've talked about this on
Speaker 1: the pod before, but you know when and I just
Speaker 1: let me just caveat this. Also, I just heard Joe
Speaker 1: lists podcast Mental Metal Jacket or something it's called.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's called, but it's really good.
Speaker 1: Joe lis podcast where he talks about mental health, and
Speaker 1: he had on Henry Phillips, who is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite comedians and writers and jokes. He's just from punch
Speaker 1: Why Punching the Clown, a movie that I'm in, and
Speaker 1: Punching Henry the sequel, which I'm also in, But he
Speaker 1: had Henry on. We were listening to that podcast this weekend,
Speaker 1: me and my friend Sean, and they were talking about
Speaker 1: singing and how because Henry sings in his act and
Speaker 1: he also is a comedian, but how singing is. Joe
Speaker 1: was making the same point I make, which singing is
Speaker 1: so I think much more vulnerable than being.
Speaker 3: A comedian being yourself, because.
Speaker 1: I think it's so embarrassing to be like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: He compared it to character work. Too, Like if you're
Speaker 1: a comedian doing like voices and like big bits where
Speaker 1: you're doing act outs, it's so much more putting yourself
Speaker 1: out there if that bombs and you're because there's effort
Speaker 1: behind it. There's clear effort, Whereas if I'm just on
Speaker 1: stage telling you about my trip to Starbucks in my
Speaker 1: normal speaking voice and I have a couppeled jokes that
Speaker 1: don't do well, there's not a lot of putting out
Speaker 1: on the line because I did it. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: whether or not I'm even if I'm talking about my vagina,
Speaker 1: if I'm doing it like this in a conversational tone,
Speaker 1: or I'm talking about something that is like you know,
Speaker 1: seems really like wow, Nikki, thank you for sharing that
Speaker 1: I'm not trying because I'm just talking like this, Like
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm doing it like this and I'm
Speaker 1: tayking like that. I realized what makes me nervous is effort. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if I put an effort and it fails, that's
Speaker 1: so much more embarrassing than no effort. And that's why
Speaker 1: I do think that musicians for me do something that's
Speaker 1: harder because especially ones that sing songs that they wrote
Speaker 1: because it's so.
Speaker 4: And you add sincerity on top of effort and you're like.
Speaker 3: Oh, moaning singing, crying singings, Like is.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of doing sketch comedy, which I think
Speaker 4: is the saddest way to bomb, because if you bomb
Speaker 4: with sketch comedy, I just remember doing shows and then
Speaker 4: having to like pack up all my pro that didn't
Speaker 4: work to put on a plane, like oh no, this
Speaker 4: fake chicken has to go in this bag. No one
Speaker 4: laughed at it at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Rick Lassman uh uses a puppet on stage, and he
Speaker 1: says when he gets home at night, sometimes he like
Speaker 1: takes it out and like tucks it in, and he's like,
Speaker 1: that's the saddest night of my life, is like taking
Speaker 1: it out and like arranging it so it's like propped
Speaker 1: up perfectly and kind of just like closing its eyes
Speaker 1: and like just any effort, Like even in my own act,
Speaker 1: like when I write a bit that has some sort
Speaker 1: of memorization value to it, where it's like it it
Speaker 1: hinges on me, like remembering this thing and then saying
Speaker 1: this thing and then doing this thing, and then it's
Speaker 1: sticking the landing. Like even that I get so nervous
Speaker 1: because if that bombs, it's sod.
Speaker 4: That bit of.
Speaker 3: Sweat will start forming.
Speaker 1: Whereas if I just like shooting from the hip talking
Speaker 1: about something and it doesn't go, well, there's no I
Speaker 1: didn't lose anything because I didn't try, so he can't
Speaker 1: be mad at me if it's bad. My whole life
Speaker 1: is this, Yeah, I pack my schedule so that if
Speaker 1: you go, Nikki, that thing sucked that you did, I'll go, well,
Speaker 1: I'm so busy it should suck.
Speaker 3: Look at my schedule.
Speaker 1: But if I and Chris the other day was like,
Speaker 1: you've got to clear out your schedule. You got to
Speaker 1: make time to work on the special, and like all
Speaker 1: you do is the special. All you do is the
Speaker 1: podcast voice lessons and the special, no thing extra, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to do that because if
Speaker 1: the special's not good, I'll have no.
Speaker 2: Excuse because you're a three on the enneagram.
Speaker 3: Really, Oh is that what threes do?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: If you start even like being like, I think something's
Speaker 5: wrong with me if you're not busy, because you need
Speaker 5: to be occupied all the time.
Speaker 1: But it's but is it inherently an excuse for low
Speaker 1: self esteem which you don't want to be revealed for
Speaker 1: because if you if you try it something and it fails,
Speaker 1: that means you're.
Speaker 3: Bad at it because you try.
Speaker 1: But if you don't try, you can always say I'm
Speaker 1: not bad, I just didn't try.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh so then Adam Durrett's this is my second favorite part.
Speaker 1: But he goes, you know, he's like saying, comedians, what
Speaker 1: they do is so much harder. He was like, they
Speaker 1: really put themselves out there. He was like, and that's
Speaker 1: why I'm just I'm in awe of these guys. And
Speaker 1: he catches himself saying guys, and he's kind of like
Speaker 1: referencing me and Ronnie and Jeff that are kind of
Speaker 1: standing to the side. Chay's long gone at this point,
Speaker 1: but he's like, you know, that's why I'm in awe
Speaker 1: of these guys. And then he like positioned himself on
Speaker 1: the piano to start playing and he goes and Nikki,
Speaker 1: he like, yes, because I don't care when guys say
Speaker 1: guys for women. I'm not like in the Now and
Speaker 1: Then movie where it's like we're girls, some of us
Speaker 1: aren't girls. There's like a line in that movie. But
Speaker 1: just that he said my name was like yes, and
Speaker 1: so then then this is the cool part.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So he played three songs. The first song was beautiful,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was. The second song he
Speaker 1: kept making a joke before each song. The first song
Speaker 1: he did, he was like, he said something about at
Speaker 1: the beginning, like, all of these songs are about Bob.
Speaker 3: I wrote them all about Bob.
Speaker 1: But he was like saying, like they aren't, but like,
Speaker 1: let me just pretend like they are, like this is
Speaker 1: a night for Bob. So it was kind of established
Speaker 1: that that was the joke or whatever, that these aren't
Speaker 1: gonna be about Bob, but like, let's just say they are.
Speaker 4: So this.
Speaker 1: So he goes in the song and he goes and
Speaker 1: so this this next song is also this is a
Speaker 1: one hundred percent about Bob sagot And then he plays
Speaker 1: the song and in the song is a character's name Bob.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's the song is about a guy named Bob.
Speaker 1: And you can see his face as he's singing it,
Speaker 1: like whoa. And then he finishes the song and he's like,
Speaker 1: can I just say I didn't remember that song had
Speaker 1: Bob in the name. It was so weird that I
Speaker 1: said it was gonna be about him, and then Bob
Speaker 1: he was like, and maybe if you're not an artist,
Speaker 1: and I don't mean to be like, as an artist,
Speaker 1: I can tell about this.
Speaker 3: You might go, how did he not know Bob was
Speaker 3: in the name.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I tell a joke and I have like there
Speaker 1: are kids in the room, and I don't realize, Oh,
Speaker 1: fuck this joke to use the word again hinges on
Speaker 1: the fact that I say, I scored it all over
Speaker 1: his face or something, I'll like forget that that's in
Speaker 1: the like, you know, so there's all the time that
Speaker 1: you have content within these things that you've made and
Speaker 1: been doing for years that you forget, like what it
Speaker 1: even is.
Speaker 3: You're like thinking of your grocery list.
Speaker 1: So then he was like that was so weird, Like
Speaker 1: he's kind of like, I can't even believe that. And
Speaker 1: then I just grabbed Jeff and I was like, that
Speaker 1: was Bob. I was like, Bob is in the fucking
Speaker 1: room tonight. There's no question that Bob was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make a little joke about these songs being
Speaker 1: about me. You're gonna sing a song bitch with my
Speaker 1: name in it and make everyone think about me, and
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna tear up because it's it sounds like it
Speaker 1: was about a tall man named Bob.
Speaker 3: Like the song was, and it wasn't even.
Speaker 1: Maybe look up the lyrics know it like counting crows,
Speaker 1: Bob tall, because I think those were three words that
Speaker 1: were in it. I'd appreciate if you would just so
Speaker 1: people could maybe go give it a listen.
Speaker 3: So then Jeff was like, whoa that was?
Speaker 1: And I don't like to think of I just felt
Speaker 1: Bob in the room, and that's what I said on stage.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just love this night because I like,
Speaker 1: I feel like he's here. It's just such a celebrat
Speaker 1: of him. His wife was there, Kelly Rizzo, who I
Speaker 1: absolutely love. We got to like hang out and talk
Speaker 1: about her appearance on Special Forces, which is that show
Speaker 1: where celebrities go on and like have to tough it out,
Speaker 1: and it was really fun to talk to her about
Speaker 1: that and how I want to do that show someday.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: But then.
Speaker 1: After the show, so after the show ends, oh, then
Speaker 1: they play Long December And let me just say thank
Speaker 1: you Adam Durretz because sometimes he can get a little
Speaker 1: liberal with what he wants to do with the song,
Speaker 1: like he can change it a little bit and be
Speaker 1: like it's been a long December and the reason to believe. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you could probably on you grab him, but he you know,
Speaker 1: he just does that.
Speaker 3: He like likes to mix it up for himself. It's
Speaker 3: his prerogative.
Speaker 1: But he fucking stuck to this song and he only
Speaker 1: did one part where it was like and you know
Speaker 1: what I really loved that he's stuck to was there's
Speaker 1: at the very end he goes no.
Speaker 3: No Nanna, no no no no no no.
Speaker 4: No no no.
Speaker 1: And I really didn't think that he would stick this part,
Speaker 1: but he goes.
Speaker 3: No no no nine. Yeah he did that. Yeah, like, yes,
Speaker 3: that's the part you don't eat. We would we would
Speaker 3: be okay if you didn't do that because it's not
Speaker 3: but it's such an essential part of the song. It
Speaker 3: was so good.
Speaker 1: And then afterwards and everything he said, like as someone
Speaker 1: who speaks for a living and just got done being
Speaker 1: a total mushmouse and literally not making any sense. When
Speaker 1: I did his intro, he was so amazing at what
Speaker 1: he said.
Speaker 3: It was all poignant. It was like tier jerky.
Speaker 1: It was just like usually musicians, you're like zip it
Speaker 1: like just sing, but he really said some good things.
Speaker 1: So afterwards, I was like, I really want to meet him,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, also, I kind of said that I
Speaker 1: wanted his DNA, and I don't want to go in
Speaker 1: like his girlfriend's there. I don't want her to feel
Speaker 1: like I'm like trying to make I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just didn't want it to feel weird. So I was like,
Speaker 1: and Jeff is friends with him, and so I was like, Jeff,
Speaker 1: will you introduced me to Adam Duritz, which I've I
Speaker 1: really think this is the first time in my life
Speaker 1: I've ever asked someone to introduce me to one. I
Speaker 1: am not someone who does that. I think it's kind
Speaker 1: of annoying, like do it yourself. And so Jeff's like sure,
Speaker 1: and then I was like.
Speaker 3: No, that's stupid.
Speaker 1: I'll just go up to him, like I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking, because Jeff's like, I really want to go,
Speaker 1: but I was like, no, Jeff, I can do it,
Speaker 1: and he was like no, no, no, I'm going to
Speaker 1: So Jeff goes over introduces me to him, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Just like, I love you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just need you to know you
Speaker 1: are so talented. I felt like his grandmother. I was like,
Speaker 1: you have so much talent what you said and I said,
Speaker 1: your voice has not changed. I was like, your voice
Speaker 1: sounds just.
Speaker 3: You're just the good boy in the world. Are you
Speaker 3: on the road.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just told him because his voice sounded it
Speaker 1: hasn't aged at all, and voices obviously aged so much.
Speaker 1: It made me laugh on the Girl's chet the other
Speaker 1: day when Holla was talking about aging and Halla was like,
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Halla talks everything like this.
Speaker 2: I don't even care.
Speaker 1: This is that for those of you who are keeping score,
Speaker 1: this is the friend who peased when she laughs too hard.
Speaker 3: Hall is like, and I know holl is listening now.
Speaker 1: All I was like, I don't even care about like
Speaker 1: wrinkle and like my face like sagging.
Speaker 3: I don't care at all, like.
Speaker 4: Hair.
Speaker 3: All I care is I like, don't want like an
Speaker 3: old voice. It was making me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: Anything topic like a oh boy, she.
Speaker 2: Doesn't want to be like her like this, but still
Speaker 2: have an old voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her mom's voice is like this.
Speaker 1: Her mom had a girl growing up and we were
Speaker 1: We would always wake up to girls.
Speaker 3: It was like, wake up girls, would you let some
Speaker 3: chocolate chip cookies? Girls.
Speaker 1: I made some gram cracker cruss.
Speaker 3: She was like the most chipper woman.
Speaker 2: I ran four miles, would you like three? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She had a very active mom and now her mom
Speaker 1: Halla's mom is obsessed with veterans.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: It makes me laugh so hard because it's so sweet.
Speaker 1: But her mom, like on Instagram, is constantly posting things
Speaker 1: about like honoring her veterans. She's always doing like a
Speaker 1: vetter ends run, a veteran swim like. She's always posing
Speaker 1: next to someone who looks like a corpse like, and
Speaker 1: she's like she's always like leaning down next to their wheelchair,
Speaker 1: like thank you for your service. I think it's probably
Speaker 1: some way for her to feel connected to her father,
Speaker 1: who's probably passed or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Veterans Day and I wrote Tala, you better fucking wish
Speaker 1: your mama happy Veterans Day and thank you so much
Speaker 1: for this reminder.
Speaker 3: She was sincere about it. I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: was just joking, but she was like, no, this is
Speaker 3: gonna get me. She'll be Yeah. I always think about.
Speaker 1: Lisa Holly when I think about veterans. I think it's
Speaker 1: so sweet that she's passionate about them. Okay, we got
Speaker 1: to go to break I'll uh come back and tell
Speaker 1: you more stuff when we get back. All right, we're back. So, Brian,
Speaker 1: you were saying before, and you agree with me watching
Speaker 1: stand up as a stand up comedian, No, thank you.
Speaker 1: Like going to a stand up show. What was the
Speaker 1: last stand up show.
Speaker 6: You went to that I that I just bought in
Speaker 6: the seats? Yeah, yeah, I can't remember, but yours. I mean,
Speaker 6: I've I went to see Patona Walt in San Diego
Speaker 6: before he filmed his last special, which you know he
Speaker 6: wasn't he was the special wasn't ready, so it was
Speaker 6: just kind of like watching someone try to figure stuff
Speaker 6: out on stage for an hour, so not like not
Speaker 6: locked in.
Speaker 1: Well, I kind of like that show me. I need
Speaker 1: to see more of that. I want to see comedians
Speaker 1: not being amazing and like that's what.
Speaker 4: The show is good. The show is good, it's just you.
Speaker 3: Know, yeah, he's one of the best. So he's one
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 4: I mean, he has one of the best comedians of
Speaker 4: all time. I just saw him early on developing his
Speaker 4: hour and I was like, yeah, I don't yeah, I see,
Speaker 4: I've seen enough comedy that like I'm not interested in
Speaker 4: seeing I know it's happened. Someone figure it out. I
Speaker 4: want to see his bits at the end when they're
Speaker 4: all finished, and like, oh my god, that's genius.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about the trick about bringing your
Speaker 1: notes on stage?
Speaker 3: Have I talked about that on here?
Speaker 4: No? What's the trick? I want to know?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I ran into I think Whitney Cummings. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think it was.
Speaker 3: I know it was. I'm just trying to think if
Speaker 3: I should name names. But we were talking.
Speaker 1: About someone we were on a show with or something.
Speaker 3: Who had uh oh, I know what it was.
Speaker 1: I was like when he was leaving, I was coming
Speaker 1: to them brow if we were talking in the lobby.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, I'm headed to Burbank right now
Speaker 1: to do Flappers. And I was like, oh god, Burbank,
Speaker 1: that's a far drive. She was like, I can't just
Speaker 1: I can't develop material anymore in Hollywood, Like there could
Speaker 1: be like the president of Paramount could be in.
Speaker 3: The room, see a bomb working on a bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, and I go, you know what?
Speaker 1: And this is something I think I shared with her
Speaker 1: more than we came up with it together.
Speaker 3: But I was like, I've been seeing certain comedians bringing
Speaker 3: their notes.
Speaker 1: On stage, and it is not because they need them,
Speaker 1: it's because it gives what I was just talking about.
Speaker 1: If it's bad, you can go. They were not. They
Speaker 1: were working things out. They need to practice, so it
Speaker 1: excuses it. I saw this person using their notes, and
Speaker 1: then I saw them two months later using their notes
Speaker 1: and doing the same jokes, and they the bar gets
Speaker 1: so lowered if you see someone being like, this is
Speaker 1: some new stuff you know I'm going through. But the
Speaker 1: person I confirmed it did not need their notes. And
Speaker 1: then subsequently, everyone I would talk to about seeing this
Speaker 1: person would say it was so cool. The other night
Speaker 1: I got to see him working on new stuff and
Speaker 1: I said, it's not new stuff. I've been seeing that saying.
Speaker 1: And I go, let me tell you the jokes they
Speaker 1: were working on. Da da da da d da da da,
Speaker 1: And they go yep, yep, yep. But I go, I've
Speaker 1: saw I saw that two months ago.
Speaker 3: That is not new.
Speaker 1: That person gets on stage all the time. That's but
Speaker 1: it's a it's it's smart. I don't begrudge that person
Speaker 1: because they have figured out a way to make it.
Speaker 1: That's alternative comedy. Though, is like this. It was this
Speaker 1: you know, surge of you know. Janie Grofflo brought notes
Speaker 1: on her special, on her HBO special to make it
Speaker 1: look like I don't care, because being like you don't
Speaker 1: care is it's yeah and so.
Speaker 4: But I this is why, this is why LA is
Speaker 4: the worst place to do comedy. I think because the
Speaker 4: audience is always filled with agents or some or someone
Speaker 4: in the industry. They're not good laughers.
Speaker 3: Believe how much people have seen me bomb.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy. You got to go up there and
Speaker 4: do your best and you can't work on anything unless
Speaker 4: you're at very specific rooms where you just guaranteed no
Speaker 4: one's there. But man, yeah, someone like me. It sucks.
Speaker 4: It fucking sucks because it's like no one knows who
Speaker 4: I am. I go up there and it's like, if
Speaker 4: I don't do my best stuff, they're gonna their first
Speaker 4: impression will be your piece of shit and you're white.
Speaker 1: I think what you do is you gotta do your
Speaker 1: best stuff, and then you pull out that little piece
Speaker 1: of paper and you go hear some new stuff.
Speaker 3: It's not good. You put the paper back away and
Speaker 3: you get back to your good stuff.
Speaker 4: I don't I go up there, I do my jokes.
Speaker 4: If they start bombing, I pull out a piece of
Speaker 4: paper and then I go by the way, you know,
Speaker 4: I was. I was trying out these jokes and this
Speaker 4: piece of paper. But if it's doing well, keep the
Speaker 4: paper in my back pocket, and I say, I'm just
Speaker 4: fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: I brought a paper on stage the other night because
Speaker 1: I'm working on memorizing like the order of this one bit.
Speaker 1: And I'm usually just like fucking grab bagging at shit
Speaker 1: on stage, and Brian is helping me very much on
Speaker 1: my special, like organize it and put it into an order,
Speaker 1: and so I wrote it all out in an order
Speaker 1: the other night, and I mean it is it was
Speaker 1: like a hundred words listed because it's like.
Speaker 3: You know, I need to remember every little joke.
Speaker 1: So it's one hundred words for like a ten minute bit,
Speaker 1: and I'm just and I put it on the stool
Speaker 1: next to me and I just kept looking down. I
Speaker 1: felt so I was so scared someone was gonna be
Speaker 1: like she wasn't even ready, but it was like, no,
Speaker 1: this is put more effort than I've ever put in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 3: Like I'm actually trying harder on.
Speaker 1: This show than you think, but it did feel weird
Speaker 1: to like look down at notes, even though I definitely
Speaker 1: needed notes for the first ten, I would say, six
Speaker 1: years of my career.
Speaker 3: I was like five. I was obsessed with bringing notes
Speaker 3: on stage. I would never not they.
Speaker 4: Become a crutch. Then you get to the point where
Speaker 4: you can't do without notes, even if now.
Speaker 1: I would never bring notes, and bringing notes on stage
Speaker 1: is crazy to me now.
Speaker 3: But but uh, and that sounds like a.
Speaker 1: Brag, but it's just it's just whatever you do, like
Speaker 1: the habits you form stick. So okay, getting to the point,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of Sebastian Manscalco? Taylor heard of them,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Okay, that's good, that's good enough.
Speaker 1: So on Saturday night, I was in Atlantic City. I
Speaker 1: was at the hard Rock. It was an amazing show,
Speaker 1: so much fun. Thank you to everyone who came out.
Speaker 1: And also in Rehobeth Beach, you guys were a little rowdy,
Speaker 1: a little different, but I also appreciate you. And I
Speaker 1: met one bestie backstage in Rehobeth because it wasn't a
Speaker 1: meet and great, but he I forget how I figured
Speaker 1: out some way to get him back. And I'm you know,
Speaker 1: if you if you try very hard, you can find
Speaker 1: a way always. But if you can't, it's not because
Speaker 1: I like barred you from it, Okay. And then Saturday,
Speaker 1: Atlantic City, I do my show, I do my meet
Speaker 1: and greet, and then Matt, my tour manager, is like, hey,
Speaker 1: the promoter is doing Sebastian show too at the Borgot.
Speaker 3: It's across the way.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go see it? He's doing a
Speaker 1: ten o'clock show. And I was like, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: before the show he actually brought this up. I was
Speaker 1: like yeah, But I was also thinking, there's no fucking
Speaker 1: way I'm gonna want to go see a show after
Speaker 1: I've done a show and a meet and greet and
Speaker 1: eaten too much for dinner and just been like I.
Speaker 3: Want to just go to bed.
Speaker 1: But I was like, no, let's go because it was
Speaker 1: me Anya. My friend Sean O'Brien was like, let's go
Speaker 1: see Sebastian. So we get in a van, we drive
Speaker 1: over to the Borgata. We get like a throw and
Speaker 1: we are in the spotlight, like there's no way we
Speaker 1: can get out early Like this is I don't sit
Speaker 1: in seats like this to seek it just never doesn't
Speaker 1: happen to me. But I'm like, you know what this
Speaker 1: is like, Actually I'm in a really good mood. I'm
Speaker 1: in the stage, is in the center, and then it's
Speaker 1: a you know, it's in the round, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is really cool, and let me just like surrender
Speaker 1: to this night, being like I'm in an audience, like
Speaker 1: take off your little like comedian brain and have fun.
Speaker 1: And you would have been able to in this moment.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you, because I was fighting it the
Speaker 1: whole time and it kept happening. So then so Sebastian
Speaker 1: comes out and I have announcement. He's my favorite comedian.
Speaker 1: I think he's he's up there with Louie. He's up
Speaker 1: there with Burr, He's up there with Carlin.
Speaker 3: He's up there. I mean he is Paton. We're talking
Speaker 3: about the Chappelle.
Speaker 1: Sebastian mascalco is one of the greatest comedians who will
Speaker 1: ever live. It was so fucking funny, and I do
Speaker 1: say that like him because it was fucking clay.
Speaker 3: It was. It was so good. It was.
Speaker 1: All I can say about it is that it was
Speaker 1: if he would have just been standing at a microphone
Speaker 1: resting his leg on a stool or sitting on a
Speaker 1: stool Maren style, Cause style.
Speaker 3: If he was raping some girl in the back, if.
Speaker 1: He was just standing there, it would have been just
Speaker 1: as funny. So I think that I used to have
Speaker 1: it in my head that Sebastian was a lot of
Speaker 1: like not gimmicks. But I think some people can think
Speaker 1: he's gimmicky because it's very He's very active, and he
Speaker 1: acts out things, and he does character voices, and he
Speaker 1: does like weird inflections with his voice. Final thought, Sebastian
Speaker 1: doesn't need any of that shit. That adds color and
Speaker 1: a pastiche. I don't know what that word means, but
Speaker 1: it feels right. That adds texture to an already a
Speaker 1: plus set of material and jokes there was. If you
Speaker 1: read it in a transcript, you'd be laughing. He could
Speaker 1: write a book and you'd be laughing. And you don't
Speaker 1: need to hear his cadence. But adding his cadence, his rhythm,
Speaker 1: his almost like ballet type limberness, and just choreography through
Speaker 1: the show was so fun.
Speaker 3: It took me on a fucking journey.
Speaker 1: I thought, a rejuvenated sense of like, Wow, this is
Speaker 1: the best art form ever, it was like seeing eras tour.
Speaker 3: It was like it was.
Speaker 1: Because he would he would turn around in the round
Speaker 1: so perfectly. He'd be facing you, and then he would
Speaker 1: turn and then it's his backs to you. But then
Speaker 1: you look up and there's a screen and then he's
Speaker 1: right there, so like you're always he's always right there.
Speaker 3: He then did crowd work for a bit.
Speaker 1: The lights came up and he made fun of people
Speaker 1: and it was so just, you know, pitch perfect. But
Speaker 1: he also like didn't shy away from being dirty. He
Speaker 1: didn't shy away from being weird, he didn't shy away
Speaker 1: from being really inappropriate. He at one point he made
Speaker 1: a joke about make a wish kids. That was like
Speaker 1: in the joke, right, and he was, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to kill the joke, but he he does
Speaker 1: something to make a wish because that isn't.
Speaker 3: That nice, right, He like he takes He doesn't he
Speaker 3: doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Violent, but yeah, he kind of like he butts them
Speaker 1: in line, essentially is the joke. And then he you
Speaker 1: can tell it's like I don't I'm not that well
Speaker 1: versed in his material to know, but it felt like
Speaker 1: it was like maybe a departure for him to make
Speaker 1: a joke that kind of dark, right, So then he
Speaker 1: stops and he's like, I just want to take a
Speaker 1: break and say that was a joke. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: want any letters tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Were you writing I have a make a wish kid?
Speaker 3: And he in sinuated that they could have been in Lyne.
Speaker 3: He goes, that was sarcastic.
Speaker 1: He was like he which is is not the first
Speaker 1: time a comedian has done that, to like take a
Speaker 1: break and walk you through, like why it's joke, But
Speaker 1: it felt the way he did it was so funny
Speaker 1: and also left no room for anyone to be offended.
Speaker 1: And he really explained what it was and that it
Speaker 1: wasn't and and he.
Speaker 3: Had a venom for the person that would write that.
Speaker 1: He wasn't like I'm sorry, there was no like, it
Speaker 1: was like, you're a fucking idiot. He didn't say that,
Speaker 1: but you are an idiot if you would ever get
Speaker 1: offended by that. And it was just I don't know,
Speaker 1: and being with Anya and like laughing next to her,
Speaker 1: Can I just say it's pretty fun to go to
Speaker 1: comedy shows with friends and like and share laughter with people,
Speaker 1: and like Turan and go like it's so true. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the thing he did about Venmo I just
Speaker 1: around me, people got guys going. I gotta remember that
Speaker 1: one like everyone is just and then there's couples that
Speaker 1: are pointing to each other like you're the one that
Speaker 1: does that.
Speaker 3: It's so fun. And I gotta say people should go
Speaker 3: to more comedy shows. I should go to more.
Speaker 1: And I did feel a little bit like watching how
Speaker 1: great he was, I felt a little bit like Ashley
Speaker 1: Simpson at Taylor Swift's concert. But I will say I
Speaker 1: don't say that disparagingly. I am definitely on the same
Speaker 1: path as Sebastian Maniscalco. I worked with Sebastian Mansclco in
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine or ten, and I don't remember
Speaker 1: him being this fucking good, So in my mind that
Speaker 1: that is a nice I remember him being good, but
Speaker 1: I don't remember being like jaw on the floor, like
Speaker 1: I feel like right now good And so that that
Speaker 1: soothed me.
Speaker 3: That he has ten years on me is eleven years
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 4: He blew up just over the last like four or
Speaker 4: five years.
Speaker 1: I can get there and that we're all I'm I'm
Speaker 1: on that same trajectory like escalator, but only if I
Speaker 1: fucking put the work in, because let me say, this
Speaker 1: is the difference between Sebastian and anyone else who's been
Speaker 1: doing it as long as him. This guy is obviously
Speaker 1: very naturally talented. The amount of work I've been putting
Speaker 1: in on my special recently is is indicated to me like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: this is what this is what it takes to be that,
Speaker 1: and so it's it's made me realize that this guy
Speaker 1: works a lot harder than most people and is and
Speaker 1: that's what it takes to be a Taylor Swift. That's
Speaker 1: what it takes to be the best at what you do.
Speaker 1: Is not just natural talent, it's like it's work. And
Speaker 1: I wrote something about him on Instagram the next day,
Speaker 1: being like it was so good, you know, on my story,
Speaker 1: and he wrote back like a really nice thing about
Speaker 1: it's always an honor to have another comedian in the crowd.
Speaker 1: And I know Sebastian, like I've no I run into
Speaker 1: him at shows and stuff, and I you know, we
Speaker 1: don't say for each other's sets. I just know that
Speaker 1: he's horrible to follow because it's it's just he's too
Speaker 1: he's unfollowable because he's too funny, and everyone just is like, well,
Speaker 1: nothing can beat that because it's just it's.
Speaker 3: Too good and it's true.
Speaker 1: But he wrote back, and I wanted to write to him.
Speaker 1: I fear for you the next time you see me,
Speaker 1: because I am going to be asking so many questions
Speaker 1: about everything that your process, like how you do this?
Speaker 1: And I will be using masking tape on my fingers
Speaker 1: and putting them on a note card later and I
Speaker 1: will I will take your water bottle it. Yes, scotch
Speaker 1: tape is what about not masking tape. It was scotch
Speaker 1: tape in my mind.
Speaker 5: So we could see the disgusting, so we could see
Speaker 5: the impregnated with his greasy cells.
Speaker 3: Yes, of the dread, dread juice, dreads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I wrote to I wrote to Did
Speaker 1: I write to you, Brian? I wrote to so many people,
Speaker 1: like my life has changed. Sebastian is the best the world.
Speaker 1: He's so funny. I gotta say, like the live show
Speaker 1: of something, I'm gonna fly Chris out. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: see him, like I'm gonna find his show again, or
Speaker 1: go to the because I think he has a residency
Speaker 1: at the Borgata. It is worth the three hundre dollar ticket.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it's fucking worth it, dude, it is.
Speaker 1: It's a show I'll never forget. And I've been to
Speaker 1: nine ERA shows and I will remember. I will remember
Speaker 1: this one as much as all of those.
Speaker 4: Like it was they put it all together. You know,
Speaker 4: he's got he's got the material, he's got the persona.
Speaker 4: He says things funny, he acts out things funny, and
Speaker 4: it's just like one of these guys that is like
Speaker 4: a direct line to your to you laughing. It's not like,
Speaker 4: oh I thought about that and it's funny. It's like
Speaker 4: you're laughing at just like the aura of what's happening
Speaker 4: on stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was just a I don't know, it's.
Speaker 4: Just kind of like Patrice, Like when Patrice steps on stage,
Speaker 4: it's just like, when you remember what this guy does,
Speaker 4: now it's gonna be funny. His material doesn't even have
Speaker 4: to be that good, even though it is. That's what sebassions.
Speaker 1: I listened to Patrise's special in the car on the
Speaker 1: way to Atlantic City with with Sean when we were driving,
Speaker 1: and it's so fucking good, and I love he actually
Speaker 1: has the same argument that I have. I felt very
Speaker 1: very much seen because I don't I wouldn't say famously,
Speaker 1: but I notoriously don't care if my partner were to
Speaker 1: be attracted to other women, have other women be attracted
Speaker 1: to him, whatever, And I've always felt weird about that.
Speaker 1: But Patrese says that women you should want that, because
Speaker 1: men wanting women is like a fisherman and you've got
Speaker 1: to go out and fish, and you don't keep every
Speaker 1: fish you get. You just want to reel it in
Speaker 1: and say I could get this, And you should want
Speaker 1: men to want to feel like they still want to fish.
Speaker 1: And he says a wife is just a fish that
Speaker 1: jumps in your boat after.
Speaker 3: You're trying to release it and just keep stopping back in.
Speaker 1: And then they say you can never fish again, and
Speaker 1: this should be enough for you.
Speaker 3: Don't ever fit? Do you don't?
Speaker 1: And he's like, I just want to get it and
Speaker 1: then like pose with it, you know, like I just
Speaker 1: want to take a picture with my catch. I want
Speaker 1: to be able to say I could do it so
Speaker 1: that I feel vital and alive. It doesn't mean I'm
Speaker 1: gonna And then he has a whole I mean, his
Speaker 1: whole thing about we cheat for you I'm trying to
Speaker 1: find some happiness without hurting your feelings.
Speaker 3: It's for you. It's so good. Yeah, he's incredible, and
Speaker 3: he does that whole special.
Speaker 1: He talks about how he has diabetes and he can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he talks about food.
Speaker 4: Addiction, taste like his wife. His girlfriend tasted his piss
Speaker 4: and it tasted like fruity pebbles, birthday cake or birthday cake. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, honey, you your piss is scrumptious.
Speaker 1: He was like, that's love.
Speaker 4: The fact that he only had one special is just
Speaker 4: a crime against comedy.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 4: He had his half hour special also. Yeah, but when
Speaker 4: he was fully formed and he did Elephant in the Room,
Speaker 4: that is the pinnacle of comedy. It cannot be better
Speaker 4: than that. And I can't even imagine what we lost.
Speaker 4: I mean, the amountain. It's just it's the same thing
Speaker 4: with him, with Caralin. It's just like.
Speaker 3: Giraldo Giraldo Hebburg.
Speaker 1: I think of all the little jokes that would are
Speaker 1: just not being written because Hedberg's not alive.
Speaker 4: I want to know what their perspective is on what's
Speaker 4: happening in the world today. That's what we want to
Speaker 4: have all.
Speaker 3: Yes, is that perpective.
Speaker 1: We lost Geraldo right before I guess not right before Trump,
Speaker 1: but we lost Carlin and him right before all that.
Speaker 3: It would have been nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, disaster, but at.
Speaker 1: Least we have insert comedian who never says anything about
Speaker 1: anything to listen to. There's so many to choose from, yeah,
Speaker 1: but at least we still have that person putting out specially.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got stuff to say.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Brian will be opening for me
Speaker 1: coming up in Brea. I think that's the first weekend
Speaker 1: in December.
Speaker 4: Yeah, December sixth or something seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that, Yeah, sixth of the day in Brea,
Speaker 1: California at the Improv. If you want to come see
Speaker 1: me there. I will be at the Tempe Improv this
Speaker 1: weekend Thursday and Friday with Pete Lee. Two shows Thursday,
Speaker 1: two shows Friday. Just added a Thursday show, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited, repeatly, and then I will be in
Speaker 1: Portland on Saturday nights, so get those tickets. And we
Speaker 1: just announced Florida dates. I'll be in Fort Pierce and
Speaker 1: Daytona Beach in January. I think it's the twentieth and
Speaker 1: twenty fourth or something like that.
Speaker 4: You can hear that?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: Andrew Colin messaged me and said I could stay with
Speaker 1: his dad.
Speaker 3: On his farm. Yeah, when I'm doing that gig.
Speaker 1: So maybe I'll do that and see that little donkey
Speaker 1: again that we pet. But okay, so yeah, you can
Speaker 1: get those tickets. They go on sale Friday, but presale
Speaker 1: is on now for both of those shows, and you
Speaker 1: just type in good at presale and you get presale
Speaker 1: prices for those Florida shows.
Speaker 3: So I'll see you on the road. Thank you for listening. Uh,
Speaker 3: don't be Ca and Taylor, do you want to.
Speaker 2: Take this one? It wasn't prepared. Just touch a dread
Speaker 2: if you can, but not on a black person. It
Speaker 2: just DoD White