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Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser podcastser here's Nicky. Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm here in Saint Louis, Missouri, joined by Taylor McGraw.

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Speaker 2: Up in the studio, up in this studio.

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Speaker 3: Brian is here in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. People have wondered what happened to Anya,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry I never announced it. She just was

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Speaker 1: a regular obviously on the show for a while, and

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Speaker 1: then I couldn't afford because we don't have a budget

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Speaker 1: for guests and it's coming out of my pocket. And

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Speaker 1: she felt her worth was more than I could give,

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Speaker 1: and I totally agreed with her. But then Taylor stepped

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Speaker 1: in and said, I have no worth. I'll take whatever

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Speaker 1: you can get. And fine, no, I'm just gonna be

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Speaker 1: back to Mark. She just, you know, it was something

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Speaker 1: that she was like, you know, I either want this

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Speaker 1: or you.

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Speaker 3: Know, just put her foot down. But the drama, there

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Speaker 3: were all these comments like drama, where's Anya? What happened

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Speaker 3: to Anya? Oh right, yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, she's still my best friend. She's still a part

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Speaker 1: of the show. There's nothing like It's not like the

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Speaker 1: Andrew situation where it's like, you, guys, we just need

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Speaker 1: some space. We're gonna talk about it again at another time.

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Speaker 1: It's there's no drama behind it. It is literally like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I like doing the show, but can I get paid more?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't have any more money

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Speaker 1: to give you from the show, and I don't really

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Speaker 1: want to pay out on my own pocket more because

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Speaker 1: not that you she doesn't have value to me. It's

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Speaker 1: just like, you know, I only make so much on

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Speaker 1: this show. And she was she understood that. I understood her,

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Speaker 1: and I literally said to her, do you want to

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Speaker 1: give less?

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Speaker 3: Just give less?

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Speaker 4: I was like it half assed.

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Speaker 1: I was like, she's so cute because she was like

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Speaker 1: I can't do a bad job, you know, I can't

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Speaker 1: phone it in. But I think I agree with that too,

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Speaker 1: Like you either get she's like an all or nothing

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Speaker 1: kind of person, so she'll come back to the show

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Speaker 1: when she wants to make a little extra cash or

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Speaker 1: just because she wants to. But uh, that's the reason.

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Speaker 1: And don't you guys go off and comment like Nikki's

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Speaker 1: so cheap. Not that anyone would say that, but maybe

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Speaker 1: I would think that, like, well, you're you have money,

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Speaker 1: just pay her more. She's already an employee for me

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Speaker 1: on another thing, Like it's just it's just too much

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Speaker 1: and it's none of your business to be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: and not that you even asked.

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Speaker 3: But it's I'm sharing all of this.

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Speaker 2: I mean you do like to behind it.

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Speaker 1: Really it's too but it's just like otherwise I'm gonna say,

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Speaker 1: like what else could I say? I don't know, Like,

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Speaker 1: but there is no bad there's no bad blood.

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Speaker 3: We are still ill.

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Speaker 4: Friend, gonna want to hear what actually happened? You got

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Speaker 4: the Diamond Players Club, will.

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Speaker 1: Really give you the how much I was paying her.

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Speaker 1: We'll tell you the amount and go.

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Speaker 4: What We have a transcript the conversation that Anya Nikki

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Speaker 4: had when.

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Speaker 1: Talking about, Yeah, what are we going to do for

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Speaker 1: our next player Diamond Players episode?

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Speaker 3: We Yeah, I want to try to do something.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm trying to collect more and then I

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Speaker 1: the problem is not telling them on here because I

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Speaker 1: truly don't have anything to hide except the things I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hide are the things I hide now

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Speaker 1: are just like name dropping things or like got me

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Speaker 1: want to know them all just stumm subscribe stuff that

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't care if that person said it about me,

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Speaker 1: But like that person might get hear it back to

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Speaker 1: because like I've said before.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like a dictionary on one of those stands in

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Speaker 4: a library.

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Speaker 2: I always turn it to dick or penis.

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Speaker 3: You do, yeah, Taylor works in libraries. You turn it

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Speaker 3: to penis. Yeah, I turn it to penis or like

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Speaker 3: anal or something. But maybe you're looking up.

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Speaker 1: The word analysis, Like do you highlight the word anal

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Speaker 5: dictionary was open and pointed. The corner was pointed to insect.

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Speaker 5: What in the Ramses dictionary usually your John Bennet died.

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Speaker 5: My god, it's a true.

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Speaker 3: Wait, they have it and stuff. No, I've looked everywhere

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Speaker 3: the baby Okay.

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Speaker 4: I usually rip out the page that says and bring

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Speaker 4: it home with me.

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Speaker 2: Jack.

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Speaker 3: You're like, I don't want anyone knowing what this is

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Speaker 3: besides me. Wait, Taylor, I'm trying to say Taylor's hair.

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Speaker 3: You have just a little fly's hair. Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were like you got to ask her

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Speaker 2: When are you going to fix that ship.

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Speaker 1: I know I saw it, and I honestly there was

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Speaker 1: nothing in me that was like fix it.

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Speaker 3: I just like I think, I just.

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Speaker 1: Love you always, like have told me if there's like

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Speaker 1: a little smudge or something, just to tell you, just.

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Speaker 3: So I was passing them on. Yeah, no, I appreciate

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Speaker 3: you were good looking out.

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Speaker 1: I was not thinking, but I did see it, and

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Speaker 1: that makes me question my whole being. Do you ever

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Speaker 5: It's like a night and day or like sure, it's

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Speaker 5: like you're go into a fugue and you're like I

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Speaker 5: was doing this wrong the whole time, or no, like you.

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Speaker 1: Know that you did something, but in the moment you

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Speaker 2: Yes, I just did that. I can't talk about it

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Speaker 3: She really Okay, diamond players, let's just save it for that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you could come on and tell us what it

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Speaker 1: was about. So big lots has happened since the last

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Speaker 1: time I was here. I was in Arkansas, I was

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Speaker 3: Where were we this weekend?

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Speaker 1: Which is the New York Yeah, in New York for that,

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Speaker 1: and then we rounded out the weekend in Boyd, Atlantic City.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so many things to talk about, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's so weird they started this charity thirty years ago,

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Speaker 1: So I did this year and it was fucking awesome

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Speaker 1: And then the event was in the in the hotel.

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Speaker 1: It's so weird that you remember things. But I think

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Speaker 1: I don't care about stand Like you just don't see comedians.

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Speaker 1: But also watching Ronnie Chang, I you know why I

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Speaker 1: Please don't do the joke I'm gonna do. Please don't

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Speaker 3: It'll just like just touch it, but it won't dig in.

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Speaker 1: But now it's dead because anytime you go into that again,

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Speaker 1: you know, So it's dead. If someone just like touches

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Speaker 4: A becomes like their signature bit and famous.

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Speaker 1: Because even in the comedy community, I don't ever want

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Speaker 4: Even but there's gonna be things at open mic. You're

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Speaker 1: I could do the joke, and if someone accuses me

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Speaker 1: that person. So sometimes I see something I'm like, I

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Speaker 3: Knowing that someone else kind of ignorance.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not good because you find inspiration. And

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Speaker 1: Ronnie Jane was so funny and he was talking about

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Speaker 5: Also, there was a girl it was I don't remember

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Speaker 3: Fear if your chair the fire.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, okay, I've never even

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we were so close a fastballs go fast

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Speaker 2: Wait why I'm proud of of what happened?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think I told you girls aftermath. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the whole thing's embarrassing. We'll find out about all that

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Speaker 1: And Jeff is about to introduce them, and I'm kind

441
00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,320
Speaker 1: of like looking at Jeff, like involve me in this, please,

442
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,280
Speaker 1: Like I just want to be involved and uh, and

443
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,520
Speaker 1: Jeff is like as they're setting up, Jeff's kind of

444
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,800
Speaker 1: killing time by talking about like I love these guys.

445
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,639
Speaker 1: I've seen them so many times. They're one of the

446
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,640
Speaker 1: greatest bands. Blah blah blah and He's like, who here

447
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,000
Speaker 1: in the room is a kind of Crows fan?

448
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,119
Speaker 3: And I was like hey, hey, And then I was like,

449
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,800
Speaker 3: can I come up? And Jeff's like, yeah, come up here.

450
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,680
Speaker 1: So Jeff and Jeff is always like we're buds, so

451
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,199
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, come up. So I grab a

452
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,720
Speaker 1: mic and Jeff and I are on stage, and I

453
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,080
Speaker 1: was like, I just didn't plan it right, Okay, Like

454
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,040
Speaker 1: I should have. I should have had a plan knowing

455
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,280
Speaker 1: that I possibly could have been speaking into a microphone

456
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,919
Speaker 1: about my love of Counting Crows and my history of

457
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,600
Speaker 1: loving Counting Crows. Oh, because I would have just had

458
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,879
Speaker 1: a beat to like, think of the punchlines, ease the

459
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,119
Speaker 1: crowd into what I was about to say. So instead

460
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,360
Speaker 1: I ran up on stage and I just go I

461
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,239
Speaker 1: love these guys so much. Adam Durretz. I saw you

462
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,879
Speaker 1: in high school. I was obsessed with you in high school.

463
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 1: My friends and I touched you. We went home. We

464
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 1: put our fingers on masking tape so we could collect

465
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:03,680
Speaker 1: your fingerprints.

466
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 3: We put them on note cards.

467
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,760
Speaker 1: This has been By the way, there are four hundred

468
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 1: people here, all at banquet tables, all old people. They

469
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 1: don't have any context I'm just like, I went from

470
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,680
Speaker 1: straight up like I love you guys, high school note cards.

471
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,439
Speaker 3: DNA, and then I.

472
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 1: D because I think that's I just don't want We'll

473
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 1: talk about that in a second.

474
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 3: I chose not to say that.

475
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,639
Speaker 1: Instead, I said, we even stole your water bottle and

476
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 1: choved your backwash about us because we were like we're

477
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 1: drinking his DNA. I was like, I thought this was funny.

478
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 1: I was like, we were obsessed with you. Okay in retrospect, Okay,

479
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 1: by the way, no one laughed. Everyone's horrified. There is

480
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 1: literally dead silence. There's not no it's awkward, And so

481
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 1: I just keep going.

482
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 2: Did you every time I tell this story?

483
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 4: Did he?

484
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 2: No?

485
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,440
Speaker 3: He's confused.

486
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,400
Speaker 1: To everyone give a chance for anyone to mas see

487
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: this video of this?

488
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 3: No, I don't think there is one.

489
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to find it.

490
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 1: It was so so I'm like, I don't care. I care,

491
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 1: but I kind of don't care. I've just like bombed

492
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 1: so many times. It's really is not that it doesn't

493
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 1: hurt as much anymore. So then what I would have

494
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: done in retrospect, let me just like rewind this is

495
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 1: how I would have said it.

496
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 3: Thank you, Jeff, Okay.

497
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 1: I am a giant music fan to the point that

498
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 1: it becomes obsessive and scary. I've been to nine Taylor

499
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: Swift shows this year. It's a little much. I have

500
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:34,120
Speaker 1: been this way since high school. I have always taken

501
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 1: it to the extreme. I literally had beatlemania for the Crows.

502
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 1: I was a dirret's head. I would have said something

503
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: I would have just a dreadhead.

504
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,199
Speaker 4: I was a little on ramp to the insanity.

505
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 3: Yes, because the insane cologist came out.

506
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: Of nowhere because you love them so much.

507
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,680
Speaker 1: It's honest and right way I did lie. I didn't

508
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 1: drink Adam Durtz's backwash. It was John Mayer's backwash. But

509
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: it just stills. But it would took the play to

510
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 1: how a Day Was stole his set sweat Raguar and

511
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 1: we like inhaled it like we were puffing.

512
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 4: You got to go either way with it. You do

513
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 4: the on ramp. You acknowledge that what you're about to

514
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 4: say is in says that they're like, Okay, she's jerking

515
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 4: around because she knows. Or you go the exact opposite

516
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 4: direction and you go I drank your piss and I

517
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 4: followed you home and I went to your kids room

518
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 4: and I watched them sleep either way, not.

519
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 3: Give them an on ramp.

520
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,719
Speaker 1: I just flew off the highway, flipped the car six times,

521
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: like wrapped around a tree survivors.

522
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 3: And so then.

523
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: So I did why I chose to say lie and

524
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: say the backwash story is a because I would have

525
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: done that had we gotten his water bottle without questions.

526
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: So I did feel bad lying about that just because

527
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: it would have been true had we had it. We

528
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 1: just didn't have access.

529
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 2: You're just combining stories.

530
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: The real story that's worse than that is that I

531
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: grabbed his dreadlock as he was singing a song.

532
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's white.

533
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but grabbing any Yeah, that's true.

534
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 2: It's like it's not like you're like, like your hair

535
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 2: is so pretty to think.

536
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,719
Speaker 3: God, I didn't do it to Ben Harper.

537
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: We were also obsessed with him, but he was just

538
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 1: sitting down with a.

539
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 3: Harp on his entire show. But I didn't grab it.

540
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 3: Let me be honest with you.

541
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: I just like drifted my fingers through it like a

542
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: wind chime, you know, like I but he looked at me.

543
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: I will never forget he looked at me, like, get

544
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: the fuck off me, you dumb bitch, which I completely deserved.

545
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: So I didn't want to retell that because I didn't

546
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 1: want him to remember or be triggered by an.

547
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 3: Assault like that.

548
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,439
Speaker 1: You know, like I just didn't want to be one

549
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: of those girls, even though I was. I would tell

550
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 1: him this personally one on one, but like in the

551
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,479
Speaker 1: room before he's singing, I didn't want to bring that up.

552
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: So then, Jeff is it's kind of just like I'm

553
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: running out of things to just I'm trying to dig

554
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: myself out of it.

555
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, I was just a huge fan. I wanted

556
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,479
Speaker 3: your DNA.

557
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 1: But like then I'm realizing I'm bombing and the sweat

558
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 1: is accumulating on my lower back. There's a droplet that's

559
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: sliding down into my buck crack, which always happens when

560
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: I bomb. If it gets to my buck crack, and

561
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: that means there's no saving it. So there's always a

562
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: droplet immediately, Yes, a barometer. It's like the ball dropping

563
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: on New Year's Eve.

564
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 4: And Adam responding to this at all? Is he just

565
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 4: like nodding like okay.

566
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 3: Adam's there with his girlfriend.

567
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: So I also would have liked to say some kind

568
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: of acknowledgment of like, I, you know, like to make

569
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: it not sexual.

570
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 3: I think it was too.

571
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: Like even though I was I sent myself ever sine fifteen.

572
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: I know, so I have some girlfriends who would have

573
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: been like and then this bitch was like going on

574
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: about how she like wanted his DNA, which and like

575
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: it would have just been like I didn't need to

576
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: hear that he's my man like, but luckily I met

577
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: her afterwards. She was not like that at all. She

578
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: was like smiley, so nice, so sweet. But so then

579
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,919
Speaker 1: I go to Jeff and I was like, can I

580
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,479
Speaker 1: introduce them? Like as I'm like trying to dig out,

581
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: I was like, are we ready? No, I just started

582
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: to Jeff, I go, are we ready? Because then they're

583
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: set up for there's you know, the plugs are the

584
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: guys have set up the guitar stands and everything, and

585
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: I go, can I do it? And then I was

586
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: like Ladies and Gentlemen one of the greatest bands of

587
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: all time, which I thought was good, just like cut

588
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: to the chase like Count and Crows, and then I

589
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: bring them up. They walk up and I'm already looking

590
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: at Adam like I'm sorry. That was so weird, you know,

591
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: and I've never even met him before except for you

592
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: know in two thousand when I grabbed his dread and

593
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: that wasn't really.

594
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 2: So he was acquainted.

595
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 3: He remembered your hands. Suddenly he was triggered.

596
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: He saw your hand and was like no, and the

597
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 1: DNA we got we have been working on a clone.

598
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 3: So I have bad thing in my close.

599
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 2: Is it's in one of our closets.

600
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 3: Do you have it? I mean we went to Leslie

601
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 3: Lamer's house.

602
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 2: Afterwards, I remember, but no, I've seen it since.

603
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 3: I'm JK.

604
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 2: I've seen it since then. So oh really, so it

605
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 2: might be in my house. You haven't found out.

606
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 3: It's a close card with all the data.

607
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 2: It's like under the bed, like does it move around?

608
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: No, he can't talk. It's a really we sucked it

609
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 1: up pretty bad. We have a couple of arms, his

610
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: arms coming out of his head.

611
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: He's like, I kind of just where they pulled the

612
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 2: old lady out from under the.

613
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 3: Bad right about that.

614
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: I'm scary. It's so good.

615
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,479
Speaker 1: So yeah, we I have forgot to feed it. I

616
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: have to go feed the Adam Clane later. But it's

617
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: just makes guitar.

618
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 5: No it's just like he thinks he's playing the guitar,

619
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 5: but he only has like one arm and the other

620
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 5: ones like kind.

621
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 3: Of yeah, a claw.

622
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes we just set a guitar next to it. I

623
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: don't think Adam can play guitar. Actually, I think he's

624
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: on He bounces around and even said that when he

625
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: sat down to play piano, he said, this is the

626
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: only song I can play on piano. Because then he

627
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: played so that as we crossed paths, he says to

628
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: me he was like, here's some more DNA or something like,

629
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: as he shook my hand, makes joke. He was cool,

630
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: and then that maybe that's why in retrospect I didn't

631
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: give a fuck, because.

632
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 3: He he didn't care.

633
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny, I'm sure I love him so much, you guys.

634
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: He goes on stage and oh my god, I'm like

635
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: getting goose books just thinking about it. He talks about Bob,

636
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: and he talks about this event that he's been playing.

637
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll always play this event. He's done it

638
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: before in the past, it's been going on for thirty years.

639
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: And then he says that Bob introduced him, like Bob

640
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: took him under his wing, and like really, brought him

641
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: around the comedy community, and he was like, and I

642
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: got to know comedians.

643
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 3: I got to be around comedians.

644
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 1: And he talked with such reverence, which, by the way,

645
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: I just as a comedian, I never hear people be

646
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: like I mean, it's not that I never hear people

647
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: be like comedians start wow, but like, I never hear

648
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: someone who I look at as a fucking seminal artist

649
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: being like in awe of what we do. And he said,

650
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: direct quote, he was like, and man, comedians, what they

651
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: do is so much harder than what we do, so

652
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,959
Speaker 1: much harder. And it was like it was apropos of nothing. Honestly,

653
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: there was no reason for him him to say that

654
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: in that moment. I needed to hear it because I

655
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: have such I just have such shame about not being

656
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: able to be a musician that I want to be

657
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: your intro.

658
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he just like wow.

659
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: To survive that, to not go up to your and

660
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: yourself tonight live, it's going to be a long December

661
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: for Nikki Jesus to rectifying that situation.

662
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 4: So closing time, so.

663
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: He uh, he said that, and he goes he's he said,

664
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: you know, I'm there's which I would argue with him

665
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: on this. He said that, you know, they put themselves

666
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: out there in such a different way, which I I

667
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: do disagree with because and I've talked about this on

668
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: the pod before, but you know when and I just

669
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: let me just caveat this. Also, I just heard Joe

670
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: lists podcast Mental Metal Jacket or something it's called.

671
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's called, but it's really good.

672
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: Joe lis podcast where he talks about mental health, and

673
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: he had on Henry Phillips, who is one of my

674
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: favorite comedians and writers and jokes. He's just from punch

675
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: Why Punching the Clown, a movie that I'm in, and

676
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: Punching Henry the sequel, which I'm also in, But he

677
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: had Henry on. We were listening to that podcast this weekend,

678
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: me and my friend Sean, and they were talking about

679
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: singing and how because Henry sings in his act and

680
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: he also is a comedian, but how singing is. Joe

681
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: was making the same point I make, which singing is

682
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: so I think much more vulnerable than being.

683
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: A comedian being yourself, because.

684
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: I think it's so embarrassing to be like I'm gonna

685
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: He compared it to character work. Too, Like if you're

686
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: a comedian doing like voices and like big bits where

687
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: you're doing act outs, it's so much more putting yourself

688
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: out there if that bombs and you're because there's effort

689
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: behind it. There's clear effort, Whereas if I'm just on

690
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: stage telling you about my trip to Starbucks in my

691
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: normal speaking voice and I have a couppeled jokes that

692
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: don't do well, there's not a lot of putting out

693
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: on the line because I did it. I'm not trying

694
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: whether or not I'm even if I'm talking about my vagina,

695
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: if I'm doing it like this in a conversational tone,

696
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: or I'm talking about something that is like you know,

697
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: seems really like wow, Nikki, thank you for sharing that

698
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm not trying because I'm just talking like this, Like

699
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm doing it like this and I'm

700
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: tayking like that. I realized what makes me nervous is effort. Yeah,

701
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: because if I put an effort and it fails, that's

702
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: so much more embarrassing than no effort. And that's why

703
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: I do think that musicians for me do something that's

704
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: harder because especially ones that sing songs that they wrote

705
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: because it's so.

706
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 4: And you add sincerity on top of effort and you're like.

707
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 3: Oh, moaning singing, crying singings, Like is.

708
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 4: It reminds me of doing sketch comedy, which I think

709
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 4: is the saddest way to bomb, because if you bomb

710
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 4: with sketch comedy, I just remember doing shows and then

711
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 4: having to like pack up all my pro that didn't

712
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 4: work to put on a plane, like oh no, this

713
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 4: fake chicken has to go in this bag. No one

714
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 4: laughed at it at all.

715
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

716
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: Rick Lassman uh uses a puppet on stage, and he

717
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: says when he gets home at night, sometimes he like

718
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: takes it out and like tucks it in, and he's like,

719
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: that's the saddest night of my life, is like taking

720
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: it out and like arranging it so it's like propped

721
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: up perfectly and kind of just like closing its eyes

722
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: and like just any effort, Like even in my own act,

723
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: like when I write a bit that has some sort

724
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: of memorization value to it, where it's like it it

725
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: hinges on me, like remembering this thing and then saying

726
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: this thing and then doing this thing, and then it's

727
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: sticking the landing. Like even that I get so nervous

728
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: because if that bombs, it's sod.

729
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 4: That bit of.

730
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 3: Sweat will start forming.

731
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: Whereas if I just like shooting from the hip talking

732
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: about something and it doesn't go, well, there's no I

733
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: didn't lose anything because I didn't try, so he can't

734
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: be mad at me if it's bad. My whole life

735
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: is this, Yeah, I pack my schedule so that if

736
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: you go, Nikki, that thing sucked that you did, I'll go, well,

737
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm so busy it should suck.

738
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 3: Look at my schedule.

739
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: But if I and Chris the other day was like,

740
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: you've got to clear out your schedule. You got to

741
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: make time to work on the special, and like all

742
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: you do is the special. All you do is the

743
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: podcast voice lessons and the special, no thing extra, And

744
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to do that because if

745
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: the special's not good, I'll have no.

746
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 2: Excuse because you're a three on the enneagram.

747
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 3: Really, Oh is that what threes do?

748
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: Yes?

749
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 5: If you start even like being like, I think something's

750
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 5: wrong with me if you're not busy, because you need

751
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 5: to be occupied all the time.

752
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: But it's but is it inherently an excuse for low

753
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: self esteem which you don't want to be revealed for

754
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: because if you if you try it something and it fails,

755
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: that means you're.

756
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 3: Bad at it because you try.

757
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: But if you don't try, you can always say I'm

758
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: not bad, I just didn't try.

759
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

760
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: Oh so then Adam Durrett's this is my second favorite part.

761
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: But he goes, you know, he's like saying, comedians, what

762
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,959
Speaker 1: they do is so much harder. He was like, they

763
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: really put themselves out there. He was like, and that's

764
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: why I'm just I'm in awe of these guys. And

765
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: he catches himself saying guys, and he's kind of like

766
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: referencing me and Ronnie and Jeff that are kind of

767
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: standing to the side. Chay's long gone at this point,

768
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: but he's like, you know, that's why I'm in awe

769
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: of these guys. And then he like positioned himself on

770
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: the piano to start playing and he goes and Nikki,

771
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: he like, yes, because I don't care when guys say

772
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: guys for women. I'm not like in the Now and

773
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: Then movie where it's like we're girls, some of us

774
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: aren't girls. There's like a line in that movie. But

775
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: just that he said my name was like yes, and

776
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: so then then this is the cool part.

777
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 3: Okay.

778
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: So he played three songs. The first song was beautiful,

779
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was. The second song he

780
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: kept making a joke before each song. The first song

781
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: he did, he was like, he said something about at

782
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: the beginning, like, all of these songs are about Bob.

783
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 3: I wrote them all about Bob.

784
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: But he was like saying, like they aren't, but like,

785
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: let me just pretend like they are, like this is

786
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 1: a night for Bob. So it was kind of established

787
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: that that was the joke or whatever, that these aren't

788
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: gonna be about Bob, but like, let's just say they are.

789
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 4: So this.

790
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: So he goes in the song and he goes and

791
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: so this this next song is also this is a

792
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: one hundred percent about Bob sagot And then he plays

793
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: the song and in the song is a character's name Bob.

794
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: He's like, it's the song is about a guy named Bob.

795
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: And you can see his face as he's singing it,

796
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: like whoa. And then he finishes the song and he's like,

797
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: can I just say I didn't remember that song had

798
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: Bob in the name. It was so weird that I

799
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: said it was gonna be about him, and then Bob

800
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: he was like, and maybe if you're not an artist,

801
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: and I don't mean to be like, as an artist,

802
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: I can tell about this.

803
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 3: You might go, how did he not know Bob was

804
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 3: in the name.

805
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes I tell a joke and I have like there

806
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: are kids in the room, and I don't realize, Oh,

807
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: fuck this joke to use the word again hinges on

808
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: the fact that I say, I scored it all over

809
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: his face or something, I'll like forget that that's in

810
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: the like, you know, so there's all the time that

811
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: you have content within these things that you've made and

812
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: been doing for years that you forget, like what it

813
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: even is.

814
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 3: You're like thinking of your grocery list.

815
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: So then he was like that was so weird, Like

816
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: he's kind of like, I can't even believe that. And

817
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: then I just grabbed Jeff and I was like, that

818
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 1: was Bob. I was like, Bob is in the fucking

819
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: room tonight. There's no question that Bob was like, Oh,

820
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna make a little joke about these songs being

821
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: about me. You're gonna sing a song bitch with my

822
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: name in it and make everyone think about me, and

823
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna tear up because it's it sounds like it

824
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: was about a tall man named Bob.

825
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 3: Like the song was, and it wasn't even.

826
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,720
Speaker 1: Maybe look up the lyrics know it like counting crows,

827
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: Bob tall, because I think those were three words that

828
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: were in it. I'd appreciate if you would just so

829
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 1: people could maybe go give it a listen.

830
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: So then Jeff was like, whoa that was?

831
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: And I don't like to think of I just felt

832
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: Bob in the room, and that's what I said on stage.

833
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I just love this night because I like,

834
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: I feel like he's here. It's just such a celebrat

835
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: of him. His wife was there, Kelly Rizzo, who I

836
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: absolutely love. We got to like hang out and talk

837
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: about her appearance on Special Forces, which is that show

838
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: where celebrities go on and like have to tough it out,

839
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 1: and it was really fun to talk to her about

840
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: that and how I want to do that show someday.

841
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.

842
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 3: But then.

843
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: After the show, so after the show ends, oh, then

844
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 1: they play Long December And let me just say thank

845
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 1: you Adam Durretz because sometimes he can get a little

846
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: liberal with what he wants to do with the song,

847
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: like he can change it a little bit and be

848
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: like it's been a long December and the reason to believe. Yeah, yeah,

849
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: you could probably on you grab him, but he you know,

850
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 1: he just does that.

851
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 3: He like likes to mix it up for himself. It's

852
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 3: his prerogative.

853
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: But he fucking stuck to this song and he only

854
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: did one part where it was like and you know

855
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 1: what I really loved that he's stuck to was there's

856
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: at the very end he goes no.

857
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 3: No Nanna, no no no no no no.

858
00:37:59,239 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 4: No no no.

859
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: And I really didn't think that he would stick this part,

860
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 1: but he goes.

861
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 3: No no no nine. Yeah he did that. Yeah, like, yes,

862
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 3: that's the part you don't eat. We would we would

863
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 3: be okay if you didn't do that because it's not

864
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 3: but it's such an essential part of the song. It

865
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 3: was so good.

866
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 1: And then afterwards and everything he said, like as someone

867
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: who speaks for a living and just got done being

868
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: a total mushmouse and literally not making any sense. When

869
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: I did his intro, he was so amazing at what

870
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: he said.

871
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 3: It was all poignant. It was like tier jerky.

872
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: It was just like usually musicians, you're like zip it

873
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: like just sing, but he really said some good things.

874
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: So afterwards, I was like, I really want to meet him,

875
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: but I'm like, also, I kind of said that I

876
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: wanted his DNA, and I don't want to go in

877
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: like his girlfriend's there. I don't want her to feel

878
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: like I'm like trying to make I don't know. I

879
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: just didn't want it to feel weird. So I was like,

880
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: and Jeff is friends with him, and so I was like, Jeff,

881
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: will you introduced me to Adam Duritz, which I've I

882
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: really think this is the first time in my life

883
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: I've ever asked someone to introduce me to one. I

884
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: am not someone who does that. I think it's kind

885
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: of annoying, like do it yourself. And so Jeff's like sure,

886
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: and then I was like.

887
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 3: No, that's stupid.

888
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: I'll just go up to him, like I don't know

889
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking, because Jeff's like, I really want to go,

890
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: but I was like, no, Jeff, I can do it,

891
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: and he was like no, no, no, I'm going to

892
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: So Jeff goes over introduces me to him, and I'm.

893
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 3: Just like, I love you.

894
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: I was like, I just need you to know you

895
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: are so talented. I felt like his grandmother. I was like,

896
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: you have so much talent what you said and I said,

897
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: your voice has not changed. I was like, your voice

898
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: sounds just.

899
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 3: You're just the good boy in the world. Are you

900
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 3: on the road.

901
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just told him because his voice sounded it

902
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: hasn't aged at all, and voices obviously aged so much.

903
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: It made me laugh on the Girl's chet the other

904
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: day when Holla was talking about aging and Halla was like,

905
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: I don't care.

906
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 3: Halla talks everything like this.

907
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: I don't even care.

908
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: This is that for those of you who are keeping score,

909
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: this is the friend who peased when she laughs too hard.

910
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 3: Hall is like, and I know holl is listening now.

911
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: All I was like, I don't even care about like

912
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: wrinkle and like my face like sagging.

913
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 3: I don't care at all, like.

914
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 4: Hair.

915
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 3: All I care is I like, don't want like an

916
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 3: old voice. It was making me laugh so hard.

917
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: Anything topic like a oh boy, she.

918
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 2: Doesn't want to be like her like this, but still

919
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 2: have an old voice.

920
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, her mom's voice is like this.

921
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: Her mom had a girl growing up and we were

922
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: We would always wake up to girls.

923
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 3: It was like, wake up girls, would you let some

924
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 3: chocolate chip cookies? Girls.

925
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: I made some gram cracker cruss.

926
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 3: She was like the most chipper woman.

927
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: I ran four miles, would you like three? Yeah?

928
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 1: She had a very active mom and now her mom

929
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: Halla's mom is obsessed with veterans.

930
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: I don't know why.

931
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 3: It makes me laugh so hard because it's so sweet.

932
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: But her mom, like on Instagram, is constantly posting things

933
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: about like honoring her veterans. She's always doing like a

934
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: vetter ends run, a veteran swim like. She's always posing

935
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: next to someone who looks like a corpse like, and

936
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: she's like she's always like leaning down next to their wheelchair,

937
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: like thank you for your service. I think it's probably

938
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,919
Speaker 1: some way for her to feel connected to her father,

939
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 1: who's probably passed or something.

940
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm.

941
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: Veterans Day and I wrote Tala, you better fucking wish

942
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: your mama happy Veterans Day and thank you so much

943
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: for this reminder.

944
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 3: She was sincere about it. I was like, oh, I

945
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 3: was just joking, but she was like, no, this is

946
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 3: gonna get me. She'll be Yeah. I always think about.

947
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: Lisa Holly when I think about veterans. I think it's

948
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: so sweet that she's passionate about them. Okay, we got

949
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: to go to break I'll uh come back and tell

950
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: you more stuff when we get back. All right, we're back. So, Brian,

951
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 1: you were saying before, and you agree with me watching

952
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: stand up as a stand up comedian, No, thank you.

953
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 1: Like going to a stand up show. What was the

954
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 1: last stand up show.

955
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 6: You went to that I that I just bought in

956
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 6: the seats? Yeah, yeah, I can't remember, but yours. I mean,

957
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 6: I've I went to see Patona Walt in San Diego

958
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 6: before he filmed his last special, which you know he

959
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 6: wasn't he was the special wasn't ready, so it was

960
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 6: just kind of like watching someone try to figure stuff

961
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 6: out on stage for an hour, so not like not

962
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 6: locked in.

963
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: Well, I kind of like that show me. I need

964
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: to see more of that. I want to see comedians

965
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 1: not being amazing and like that's what.

966
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 4: The show is good. The show is good, it's just you.

967
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 3: Know, yeah, he's one of the best. So he's one

968
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 3: of that.

969
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 4: I mean, he has one of the best comedians of

970
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 4: all time. I just saw him early on developing his

971
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 4: hour and I was like, yeah, I don't yeah, I see,

972
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 4: I've seen enough comedy that like I'm not interested in

973
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 4: seeing I know it's happened. Someone figure it out. I

974
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 4: want to see his bits at the end when they're

975
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 4: all finished, and like, oh my god, that's genius.

976
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about the trick about bringing your

977
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: notes on stage?

978
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 3: Have I talked about that on here?

979
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 4: No? What's the trick? I want to know?

980
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I ran into I think Whitney Cummings. I mean,

981
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: I don't think it was.

982
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 3: I know it was. I'm just trying to think if

983
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 3: I should name names. But we were talking.

984
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: About someone we were on a show with or something.

985
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: Who had uh oh, I know what it was.

986
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: I was like when he was leaving, I was coming

987
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: to them brow if we were talking in the lobby.

988
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, I'm headed to Burbank right now

989
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: to do Flappers. And I was like, oh god, Burbank,

990
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: that's a far drive. She was like, I can't just

991
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 1: I can't develop material anymore in Hollywood, Like there could

992
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: be like the president of Paramount could be in.

993
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 3: The room, see a bomb working on a bit.

994
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

995
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, and I go, you know what?

996
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: And this is something I think I shared with her

997
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: more than we came up with it together.

998
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 3: But I was like, I've been seeing certain comedians bringing

999
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 3: their notes.

1000
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 1: On stage, and it is not because they need them,

1001
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: it's because it gives what I was just talking about.

1002
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: If it's bad, you can go. They were not. They

1003
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: were working things out. They need to practice, so it

1004
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: excuses it. I saw this person using their notes, and

1005
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 1: then I saw them two months later using their notes

1006
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: and doing the same jokes, and they the bar gets

1007
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: so lowered if you see someone being like, this is

1008
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 1: some new stuff you know I'm going through. But the

1009
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: person I confirmed it did not need their notes. And

1010
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: then subsequently, everyone I would talk to about seeing this

1011
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: person would say it was so cool. The other night

1012
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: I got to see him working on new stuff and

1013
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: I said, it's not new stuff. I've been seeing that saying.

1014
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: And I go, let me tell you the jokes they

1015
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: were working on. Da da da da d da da da,

1016
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: And they go yep, yep, yep. But I go, I've

1017
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 1: saw I saw that two months ago.

1018
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 3: That is not new.

1019
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: That person gets on stage all the time. That's but

1020
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: it's a it's it's smart. I don't begrudge that person

1021
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: because they have figured out a way to make it.

1022
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: That's alternative comedy. Though, is like this. It was this

1023
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: you know, surge of you know. Janie Grofflo brought notes

1024
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: on her special, on her HBO special to make it

1025
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: look like I don't care, because being like you don't

1026
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: care is it's yeah and so.

1027
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 4: But I this is why, this is why LA is

1028
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 4: the worst place to do comedy. I think because the

1029
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 4: audience is always filled with agents or some or someone

1030
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 4: in the industry. They're not good laughers.

1031
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 3: Believe how much people have seen me bomb.

1032
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy. You got to go up there and

1033
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 4: do your best and you can't work on anything unless

1034
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 4: you're at very specific rooms where you just guaranteed no

1035
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 4: one's there. But man, yeah, someone like me. It sucks.

1036
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 4: It fucking sucks because it's like no one knows who

1037
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 4: I am. I go up there and it's like, if

1038
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 4: I don't do my best stuff, they're gonna their first

1039
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 4: impression will be your piece of shit and you're white.

1040
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: I think what you do is you gotta do your

1041
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: best stuff, and then you pull out that little piece

1042
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: of paper and you go hear some new stuff.

1043
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 3: It's not good. You put the paper back away and

1044
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 3: you get back to your good stuff.

1045
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 4: I don't I go up there, I do my jokes.

1046
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 4: If they start bombing, I pull out a piece of

1047
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 4: paper and then I go by the way, you know,

1048
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 4: I was. I was trying out these jokes and this

1049
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 4: piece of paper. But if it's doing well, keep the

1050
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 4: paper in my back pocket, and I say, I'm just

1051
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 4: fucking awesome.

1052
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: I brought a paper on stage the other night because

1053
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 1: I'm working on memorizing like the order of this one bit.

1054
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: And I'm usually just like fucking grab bagging at shit

1055
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: on stage, and Brian is helping me very much on

1056
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: my special, like organize it and put it into an order,

1057
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: and so I wrote it all out in an order

1058
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: the other night, and I mean it is it was

1059
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: like a hundred words listed because it's like.

1060
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 3: You know, I need to remember every little joke.

1061
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: So it's one hundred words for like a ten minute bit,

1062
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: and I'm just and I put it on the stool

1063
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: next to me and I just kept looking down. I

1064
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: felt so I was so scared someone was gonna be

1065
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: like she wasn't even ready, but it was like, no,

1066
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: this is put more effort than I've ever put in

1067
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: my life.

1068
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 3: Like I'm actually trying harder on.

1069
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: This show than you think, but it did feel weird

1070
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: to like look down at notes, even though I definitely

1071
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: needed notes for the first ten, I would say, six

1072
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: years of my career.

1073
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,479
Speaker 3: I was like five. I was obsessed with bringing notes

1074
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,919
Speaker 3: on stage. I would never not they.

1075
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 4: Become a crutch. Then you get to the point where

1076
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 4: you can't do without notes, even if now.

1077
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 1: I would never bring notes, and bringing notes on stage

1078
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: is crazy to me now.

1079
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: But but uh, and that sounds like a.

1080
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: Brag, but it's just it's just whatever you do, like

1081
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: the habits you form stick. So okay, getting to the point,

1082
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of Sebastian Manscalco? Taylor heard of them,

1083
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Okay, that's good, that's good enough.

1084
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: So on Saturday night, I was in Atlantic City. I

1085
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: was at the hard Rock. It was an amazing show,

1086
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: so much fun. Thank you to everyone who came out.

1087
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 1: And also in Rehobeth Beach, you guys were a little rowdy,

1088
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: a little different, but I also appreciate you. And I

1089
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: met one bestie backstage in Rehobeth because it wasn't a

1090
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: meet and great, but he I forget how I figured

1091
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: out some way to get him back. And I'm you know,

1092
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: if you if you try very hard, you can find

1093
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: a way always. But if you can't, it's not because

1094
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: I like barred you from it, Okay. And then Saturday,

1095
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: Atlantic City, I do my show, I do my meet

1096
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: and greet, and then Matt, my tour manager, is like, hey,

1097
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: the promoter is doing Sebastian show too at the Borgot.

1098
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 3: It's across the way.

1099
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: Do you want to go see it? He's doing a

1100
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: ten o'clock show. And I was like, yeah, you know

1101
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: before the show he actually brought this up. I was

1102
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: like yeah, But I was also thinking, there's no fucking

1103
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 1: way I'm gonna want to go see a show after

1104
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: I've done a show and a meet and greet and

1105
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: eaten too much for dinner and just been like I.

1106
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 3: Want to just go to bed.

1107
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: But I was like, no, let's go because it was

1108
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: me Anya. My friend Sean O'Brien was like, let's go

1109
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: see Sebastian. So we get in a van, we drive

1110
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: over to the Borgata. We get like a throw and

1111
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: we are in the spotlight, like there's no way we

1112
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: can get out early Like this is I don't sit

1113
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 1: in seats like this to seek it just never doesn't

1114
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: happen to me. But I'm like, you know what this

1115
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: is like, Actually I'm in a really good mood. I'm

1116
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 1: in the stage, is in the center, and then it's

1117
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: a you know, it's in the round, and I'm like,

1118
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: this is really cool, and let me just like surrender

1119
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: to this night, being like I'm in an audience, like

1120
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: take off your little like comedian brain and have fun.

1121
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,479
Speaker 1: And you would have been able to in this moment.

1122
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you, because I was fighting it the

1123
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: whole time and it kept happening. So then so Sebastian

1124
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 1: comes out and I have announcement. He's my favorite comedian.

1125
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: I think he's he's up there with Louie. He's up

1126
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: there with Burr, He's up there with Carlin.

1127
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 3: He's up there. I mean he is Paton. We're talking

1128
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 3: about the Chappelle.

1129
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: Sebastian mascalco is one of the greatest comedians who will

1130
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: ever live. It was so fucking funny, and I do

1131
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: say that like him because it was fucking clay.

1132
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 3: It was. It was so good. It was.

1133
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: All I can say about it is that it was

1134
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: if he would have just been standing at a microphone

1135
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: resting his leg on a stool or sitting on a

1136
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: stool Maren style, Cause style.

1137
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 3: If he was raping some girl in the back, if.

1138
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: He was just standing there, it would have been just

1139
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: as funny. So I think that I used to have

1140
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: it in my head that Sebastian was a lot of

1141
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: like not gimmicks. But I think some people can think

1142
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: he's gimmicky because it's very He's very active, and he

1143
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: acts out things, and he does character voices, and he

1144
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: does like weird inflections with his voice. Final thought, Sebastian

1145
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: doesn't need any of that shit. That adds color and

1146
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: a pastiche. I don't know what that word means, but

1147
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: it feels right. That adds texture to an already a

1148
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: plus set of material and jokes there was. If you

1149
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: read it in a transcript, you'd be laughing. He could

1150
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: write a book and you'd be laughing. And you don't

1151
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: need to hear his cadence. But adding his cadence, his rhythm,

1152
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: his almost like ballet type limberness, and just choreography through

1153
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 1: the show was so fun.

1154
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 3: It took me on a fucking journey.

1155
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: I thought, a rejuvenated sense of like, Wow, this is

1156
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: the best art form ever, it was like seeing eras tour.

1157
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,959
Speaker 3: It was like it was.

1158
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,479
Speaker 1: Because he would he would turn around in the round

1159
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 1: so perfectly. He'd be facing you, and then he would

1160
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: turn and then it's his backs to you. But then

1161
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 1: you look up and there's a screen and then he's

1162
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,479
Speaker 1: right there, so like you're always he's always right there.

1163
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 3: He then did crowd work for a bit.

1164
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: The lights came up and he made fun of people

1165
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: and it was so just, you know, pitch perfect. But

1166
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: he also like didn't shy away from being dirty. He

1167
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: didn't shy away from being weird, he didn't shy away

1168
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: from being really inappropriate. He at one point he made

1169
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: a joke about make a wish kids. That was like

1170
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: in the joke, right, and he was, you know, I'm

1171
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 1: not going to kill the joke, but he he does

1172
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: something to make a wish because that isn't.

1173
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 3: That nice, right, He like he takes He doesn't he

1174
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 3: doesn't do anything.

1175
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: Violent, but yeah, he kind of like he butts them

1176
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: in line, essentially is the joke. And then he you

1177
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: can tell it's like I don't I'm not that well

1178
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: versed in his material to know, but it felt like

1179
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: it was like maybe a departure for him to make

1180
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: a joke that kind of dark, right, So then he

1181
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: stops and he's like, I just want to take a

1182
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: break and say that was a joke. Okay, I don't

1183
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: want any letters tomorrow.

1184
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 3: Were you writing I have a make a wish kid?

1185
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 3: And he in sinuated that they could have been in Lyne.

1186
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 3: He goes, that was sarcastic.

1187
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: He was like he which is is not the first

1188
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 1: time a comedian has done that, to like take a

1189
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: break and walk you through, like why it's joke, But

1190
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: it felt the way he did it was so funny

1191
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: and also left no room for anyone to be offended.

1192
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: And he really explained what it was and that it

1193
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: wasn't and and he.

1194
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 3: Had a venom for the person that would write that.

1195
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 1: He wasn't like I'm sorry, there was no like, it

1196
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: was like, you're a fucking idiot. He didn't say that,

1197
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: but you are an idiot if you would ever get

1198
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: offended by that. And it was just I don't know,

1199
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: and being with Anya and like laughing next to her,

1200
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: Can I just say it's pretty fun to go to

1201
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,919
Speaker 1: comedy shows with friends and like and share laughter with people,

1202
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 1: and like Turan and go like it's so true. Oh

1203
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: my god, the thing he did about Venmo I just

1204
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: around me, people got guys going. I gotta remember that

1205
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: one like everyone is just and then there's couples that

1206
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: are pointing to each other like you're the one that

1207
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: does that.

1208
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 3: It's so fun. And I gotta say people should go

1209
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 3: to more comedy shows. I should go to more.

1210
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: And I did feel a little bit like watching how

1211
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: great he was, I felt a little bit like Ashley

1212
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: Simpson at Taylor Swift's concert. But I will say I

1213
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: don't say that disparagingly. I am definitely on the same

1214
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: path as Sebastian Maniscalco. I worked with Sebastian Mansclco in

1215
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine or ten, and I don't remember

1216
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 1: him being this fucking good, So in my mind that

1217
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: that is a nice I remember him being good, but

1218
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: I don't remember being like jaw on the floor, like

1219
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: I feel like right now good And so that that

1220
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: soothed me.

1221
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 3: That he has ten years on me is eleven years

1222
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 3: on me.

1223
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 4: He blew up just over the last like four or

1224
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 4: five years.

1225
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 1: I can get there and that we're all I'm I'm

1226
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: on that same trajectory like escalator, but only if I

1227
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: fucking put the work in, because let me say, this

1228
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: is the difference between Sebastian and anyone else who's been

1229
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: doing it as long as him. This guy is obviously

1230
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: very naturally talented. The amount of work I've been putting

1231
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:14,800
Speaker 1: in on my special recently is is indicated to me like, oh, okay,

1232
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: this is what this is what it takes to be that,

1233
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 1: and so it's it's made me realize that this guy

1234
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: works a lot harder than most people and is and

1235
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: that's what it takes to be a Taylor Swift. That's

1236
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: what it takes to be the best at what you do.

1237
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: Is not just natural talent, it's like it's work. And

1238
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: I wrote something about him on Instagram the next day,

1239
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: being like it was so good, you know, on my story,

1240
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,959
Speaker 1: and he wrote back like a really nice thing about

1241
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: it's always an honor to have another comedian in the crowd.

1242
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,439
Speaker 1: And I know Sebastian, like I've no I run into

1243
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: him at shows and stuff, and I you know, we

1244
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: don't say for each other's sets. I just know that

1245
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: he's horrible to follow because it's it's just he's too

1246
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: he's unfollowable because he's too funny, and everyone just is like, well,

1247
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: nothing can beat that because it's just it's.

1248
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 3: Too good and it's true.

1249
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: But he wrote back, and I wanted to write to him.

1250
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: I fear for you the next time you see me,

1251
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,240
Speaker 1: because I am going to be asking so many questions

1252
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: about everything that your process, like how you do this?

1253
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,240
Speaker 1: And I will be using masking tape on my fingers

1254
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: and putting them on a note card later and I

1255
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:23,959
Speaker 1: will I will take your water bottle it. Yes, scotch

1256
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 1: tape is what about not masking tape. It was scotch

1257
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: tape in my mind.

1258
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 5: So we could see the disgusting, so we could see

1259
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 5: the impregnated with his greasy cells.

1260
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 3: Yes, of the dread, dread juice, dreads.

1261
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I wrote to I wrote to Did

1262
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 1: I write to you, Brian? I wrote to so many people,

1263
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: like my life has changed. Sebastian is the best the world.

1264
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: He's so funny. I gotta say, like the live show

1265
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: of something, I'm gonna fly Chris out. We're gonna go

1266
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: see him, like I'm gonna find his show again, or

1267
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: go to the because I think he has a residency

1268
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: at the Borgata. It is worth the three hundre dollar ticket.

1269
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it's fucking worth it, dude, it is.

1270
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: It's a show I'll never forget. And I've been to

1271
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 1: nine ERA shows and I will remember. I will remember

1272
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 1: this one as much as all of those.

1273
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 4: Like it was they put it all together. You know,

1274
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 4: he's got he's got the material, he's got the persona.

1275
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 4: He says things funny, he acts out things funny, and

1276
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 4: it's just like one of these guys that is like

1277
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 4: a direct line to your to you laughing. It's not like,

1278
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 4: oh I thought about that and it's funny. It's like

1279
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 4: you're laughing at just like the aura of what's happening

1280
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 4: on stage.

1281
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was just a I don't know, it's.

1282
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 4: Just kind of like Patrice, Like when Patrice steps on stage,

1283
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 4: it's just like, when you remember what this guy does,

1284
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 4: now it's gonna be funny. His material doesn't even have

1285
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 4: to be that good, even though it is. That's what sebassions.

1286
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: I listened to Patrise's special in the car on the

1287
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: way to Atlantic City with with Sean when we were driving,

1288
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: and it's so fucking good, and I love he actually

1289
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 1: has the same argument that I have. I felt very

1290
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: very much seen because I don't I wouldn't say famously,

1291
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: but I notoriously don't care if my partner were to

1292
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: be attracted to other women, have other women be attracted

1293
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: to him, whatever, And I've always felt weird about that.

1294
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: But Patrese says that women you should want that, because

1295
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: men wanting women is like a fisherman and you've got

1296
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: to go out and fish, and you don't keep every

1297
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: fish you get. You just want to reel it in

1298
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: and say I could get this, And you should want

1299
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: men to want to feel like they still want to fish.

1300
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: And he says a wife is just a fish that

1301
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: jumps in your boat after.

1302
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 3: You're trying to release it and just keep stopping back in.

1303
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: And then they say you can never fish again, and

1304
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: this should be enough for you.

1305
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 3: Don't ever fit? Do you don't?

1306
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Speaker 1: And he's like, I just want to get it and

1307
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: then like pose with it, you know, like I just

1308
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: want to take a picture with my catch. I want

1309
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: to be able to say I could do it so

1310
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: that I feel vital and alive. It doesn't mean I'm

1311
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: gonna And then he has a whole I mean, his

1312
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: whole thing about we cheat for you I'm trying to

1313
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: find some happiness without hurting your feelings.

1314
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 3: It's for you. It's so good. Yeah, he's incredible, and

1315
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 3: he does that whole special.

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00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: He talks about how he has diabetes and he can't. Yeah,

1317
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: he talks about food.

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00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 4: Addiction, taste like his wife. His girlfriend tasted his piss

1319
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 4: and it tasted like fruity pebbles, birthday cake or birthday cake. Yeah.

1320
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, honey, you your piss is scrumptious.

1321
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: He was like, that's love.

1322
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 4: The fact that he only had one special is just

1323
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 4: a crime against comedy.

1324
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 3: It is.

1325
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 4: He had his half hour special also. Yeah, but when

1326
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 4: he was fully formed and he did Elephant in the Room,

1327
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 4: that is the pinnacle of comedy. It cannot be better

1328
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 4: than that. And I can't even imagine what we lost.

1329
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 4: I mean, the amountain. It's just it's the same thing

1330
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 4: with him, with Caralin. It's just like.

1331
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 3: Giraldo Giraldo Hebburg.

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00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: I think of all the little jokes that would are

1333
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 1: just not being written because Hedberg's not alive.

1334
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 4: I want to know what their perspective is on what's

1335
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 4: happening in the world today. That's what we want to

1336
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 4: have all.

1337
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 3: Yes, is that perpective.

1338
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: We lost Geraldo right before I guess not right before Trump,

1339
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: but we lost Carlin and him right before all that.

1340
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Speaker 3: It would have been nice.

1341
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, disaster, but at.

1342
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: Least we have insert comedian who never says anything about

1343
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 1: anything to listen to. There's so many to choose from, yeah,

1344
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: but at least we still have that person putting out specially.

1345
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 2: No.

1346
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got stuff to say.

1347
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 1: And by the way, Brian will be opening for me

1348
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 1: coming up in Brea. I think that's the first weekend

1349
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: in December.

1350
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, December sixth or something seven.

1351
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that, Yeah, sixth of the day in Brea,

1352
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: California at the Improv. If you want to come see

1353
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: me there. I will be at the Tempe Improv this

1354
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: weekend Thursday and Friday with Pete Lee. Two shows Thursday,

1355
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: two shows Friday. Just added a Thursday show, I know.

1356
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm so excited, repeatly, and then I will be in

1357
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: Portland on Saturday nights, so get those tickets. And we

1358
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: just announced Florida dates. I'll be in Fort Pierce and

1359
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: Daytona Beach in January. I think it's the twentieth and

1360
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: twenty fourth or something like that.

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01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 4: You can hear that?

1362
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what that is.

1363
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: Andrew Colin messaged me and said I could stay with

1364
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: his dad.

1365
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 3: On his farm. Yeah, when I'm doing that gig.

1366
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 1: So maybe I'll do that and see that little donkey

1367
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 1: again that we pet. But okay, so yeah, you can

1368
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: get those tickets. They go on sale Friday, but presale

1369
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: is on now for both of those shows, and you

1370
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: just type in good at presale and you get presale

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01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: prices for those Florida shows.

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01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 3: So I'll see you on the road. Thank you for listening. Uh,

1373
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 3: don't be Ca and Taylor, do you want to.

1374
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 2: Take this one? It wasn't prepared. Just touch a dread

1375
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 2: if you can, but not on a black person. It

1376
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 2: just DoD White