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Speaker 1: It's the Morning Show with our special guest star, Mr

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand. They sat down with Elvis Durant Ovis Duranto

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Speaker 1: Durant is back in that it's time to play the music.

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Speaker 1: It's time to light the light. It's time to meet

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Speaker 1: the timis. It will make your days a break. It's

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Speaker 1: time to put on makeup. It's time to wake up right,

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Speaker 1: it's time to raise the curtains on this morning show

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Speaker 1: to night. I think there's something wrong with my cell phone.

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Speaker 1: I keep hitting the home button, but I'm still here

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Speaker 1: at the studio Waca WACA to introduce our guest star.

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Speaker 1: That's what it's time to do. So it really makes

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Speaker 1: me happy to introduce to you Mr Elvis Durand. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, you all turned on this. Yeah, I'm all

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Speaker 1: ladder up. But now let's get things started on the

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Speaker 1: most sensational. It's a rational celebration. This call sho Elvis

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Speaker 1: duran In the Morning show, there was a scary selection. Yes,

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Speaker 1: a little slow jam to get you going. It's scary

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Speaker 1: into slow jams. Welcome to Wednesday, June twenty one. You

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Speaker 1: guys ready for a show. Yeah, Well, we've got work

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Speaker 1: to do. Let's go round the room. We'll start with you, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind before the show? He's going. Yesterday

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Speaker 1: I went to all plays called Blade Pizza, which I

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Speaker 1: think we've talked about before, where it's basically build your

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Speaker 1: own pizza. So I said, you know, I'm feeling pesto.

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Speaker 1: So I said, could you a pesto on the crust?

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Speaker 1: So they took like a little brush and they paint

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Speaker 1: a little pesto. They do that for you. Yes, oh

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Speaker 1: all that on their mozzarella, whatever you want to call it.

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Speaker 1: And then at the end I said, can you wait

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Speaker 1: a little more pesto? Say? They drive a little more fast.

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Speaker 1: And then I made a mistake because I thought it

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Speaker 1: the best mistake. But you do smell, you smell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've been I've been taking a lot of men since

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Speaker 1: last night, and that's what you want to get close.

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Speaker 1: But it was good. Let me just tell you, vampires

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Speaker 1: hate you. So if you make a mistake on your

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Speaker 1: pizza embraces Blaze Pizza. They make it like you want

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Speaker 1: to right in front of you. We should have come

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Speaker 1: up with, Hey, what's up with you today, Bethany. I

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Speaker 1: would like to thank my credit card company because as

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Speaker 1: we were starting the show, they just flagged my card

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Speaker 1: for an unauthorized purchase and just saved me two hundred

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Speaker 1: and sixty three dollars. So I stole your card? What

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Speaker 1: did I buy? Tire? Tun tires? Look, if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: steal a credit card, do something fun. Don't buy tires, Froggy.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm packing for a vacation, and I've noticed

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Speaker 1: that I'm starting my vac with my skinny clothes, and

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Speaker 1: I packed some a little bit of extra larger clothes

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Speaker 1: I know that the slim clothes aren't exactly going to

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Speaker 1: that does that. And if you're not doing it, then

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter how old you are, You're always a growing boy.

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Speaker 1: Bring on your vacation, That's what I say. Perfect, Well,

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Speaker 1: so vacations on the way. Are we packed? So where

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Speaker 1: What we can Like I said, where we're going in

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Speaker 1: you do that? My shoe is alone, exactly each Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to give it up to today for a Nate? I

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Speaker 1: at least say Happy birthday to Chris Pratt this morning?

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Speaker 1: I love you Chris Patt? Happy? So you ready name?

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Speaker 1: How don't Why don't I get to say Happy birthday

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Speaker 1: of Chris Pratt? He's my favorite? Is that Happy birthday

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Speaker 1: Chris Pratt? He's he is serious man. Crush alight first, Capricorn,

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Speaker 1: don't hesitate to focus on yourself. Setting aside some time

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Speaker 1: days and nine Aquarius, buckle down and tackle some items

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Speaker 1: fun times can follow. Your day is an eight Pisces.

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Speaker 1: Embrace spontaneity. Trusting your instincts and letting go will go

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Speaker 1: increased clarity and direction your Days of nine Cancer. When

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Speaker 1: the moment your day Leo. Lately you've been extremely hard

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Speaker 1: day is an ache Virgo, letting go of your dream

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Speaker 1: You're closer to your goals than you think. Your day

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Speaker 1: loyalty to overcome upcoming challenges. Your day is a nine Scorpio.

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Speaker 1: Random acts of kindness can make an impact on the

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Speaker 1: come your way. Your day oh attend oh and Sutaria is.

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Speaker 1: Being vulnerable is scary, but it's important to open up,

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Speaker 1: your Wednesday morning horoscope. So every day your Ritza tells

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Speaker 1: me what day it is. Today is the beginning of summer,

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Speaker 1: It's National Selfie Day, It's go skateboarding Day, National Daylight

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Speaker 1: Appreciation Day, in National Peaches and Cream Day. But she

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Speaker 1: the Dong froggy. According to Uriza, she type this, it's

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Speaker 1: National Day of the Dong and I had no idea

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Speaker 1: the bong or the dong? Which one do you want? Gong,

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Speaker 1: What day is that? August? Who were early our first

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Speaker 1: caller of the day, waking up on the beaches of Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: It's Kevin, Kevin, where are you? Which island? Well it's

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Speaker 1: but you say your name is Russ. Yeah, right, well

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Speaker 1: How much are you loving your morning? I mean, we

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Speaker 1: wish we could be on a beach in Hawaii. Hello,

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Speaker 1: well where our split ships kind of like so it

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Speaker 1: I'm not usually a morning person, but down now, I

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Speaker 1: is it. It's still night there, it's still yesterday. We're

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Speaker 1: the first color of the Thank you very much. Russ.

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Speaker 1: of Hawaii? No, but Frog, he's going to get to

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Speaker 1: Bethany All right. We are just hearing that Prince Philip

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Speaker 1: Uber CEO Travis Kalanik has resigned. He was already taking

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Speaker 1: Today is the longest day of the year. Is already Yes,

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Speaker 1: breath and froggy. Your life is about to suck. Amazon

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Speaker 1: I need to work for Amazon. Your headlines You may

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Speaker 1: work for Amazon already. Yeah, we don't know. You're ready

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Speaker 1: d side. Which side are you? Phone tap replay Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand, Elvis Durand. Phone tap David Brodie, what's your

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Speaker 1: phone tap about today? Elvis listener Nicole wanted us to

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Speaker 1: Amy is known for a dressing little scantily, and Ray

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Speaker 1: I call is Jimmy Jingles. There, DJ, we love Jimmy Jingles.

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Speaker 1: What could go wrong in today's phone? Tap? Now? Right,

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Speaker 1: this is Jimmy Jingles. I'll be DJ. And your daughter,

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Speaker 1: sweet sixteen. Did your wife tell you I'm calling? Yeah? Right,

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Speaker 1: If you listen closely to the podcast yesterday, you'll notice

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Speaker 1: that I stood out by myself and I said, I

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Speaker 1: love your lemon cookies. There you go, sweetie. I did

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Speaker 1: hear that, and I really appreciate it. And I have

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Speaker 1: to say at least straightenate. And Scary tried to call

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Speaker 1: me yesterday to apologize. I did not pick up their

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Speaker 1: phone calls. But Brodie, I'm done with you cheering. He

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Speaker 1: was so cheap we can't even make a cell phone call.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, here's what Brody. Listen to it. Brod said

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Speaker 1: about your cookies yesterday. Listen to listen to this. No, no,

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Speaker 1: it's all it's all out war because of these lemon cookies.

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Speaker 1: But listen to what Brody said on the podcast about

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Speaker 1: your cookie. Lemon cookie is like what your grandmother would

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Speaker 1: put out. It's like I put out some lemon cookies.

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Speaker 1: What if? What if? What if these were like left

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Speaker 1: over from some sort of bake. Saying right, I feel

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Speaker 1: like her daughter didn't sell all of her lemon cookies

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Speaker 1: for her band. And we got the what about gingerbread?

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Speaker 1: Gingerbread good and there's eating like it's a shortbread with

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Speaker 1: a little bit of lemon in there. So that was

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Speaker 1: what you said. You know what. Number one, my daughter

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Speaker 1: was never in the band. Number two, number two I

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Speaker 1: did not take them. And number three, Brodie, you won't

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Speaker 1: help with your kitchen. I don't think so. Interior designer

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Speaker 1: pet Peck has denounced your your your kitchen. Exactly where

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Speaker 1: do we get these cookies? Are up by our house.

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Speaker 1: What's the name of the place, So it's Park Farm.

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Speaker 1: It's on the way from my house to Chester. And

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Speaker 1: these sweet little ladies and if they hopefully don't listen

448
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Speaker 1: to the show, will never ever let me buy them again.

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Speaker 1: But they are adorable little ladies and they make them out.

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Speaker 1: I think they're really delicious. And again the price tag, okay,

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Speaker 1: I was in a hurry. Seven bucks. How many packs

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Speaker 1: did she brings? Guys are really mean great to You're

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Speaker 1: the only one, Thank you, Elvis. I think you know what.

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Speaker 1: I think that she's right. It's a nice gesture. You

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Speaker 1: don't leave somebody out. Whenever we go to a party,

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Speaker 1: and it's like for like some other, for for some kid,

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Speaker 1: we always get like the brother and sister or something

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Speaker 1: else or whatever. And I think that I did this

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Speaker 1: out of her, out of her heart, and I think

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Speaker 1: I love you. I don't want to lay down with

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Speaker 1: the female cookies during the time. That's another point. Why

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Speaker 1: why are you as signing a gender to cookies. I'm

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Speaker 1: chewing on the female cookies. Yes, Brodie Brody in your defense,

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Speaker 1: what what one stupid thing can you say to defend yourself?

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Speaker 1: Hold On, in my defense, I did not know Pat

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Speaker 1: gave us the cookies because she all right, Andrew your assistant,

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Speaker 1: said you want lemon cookies, and he handed his cookies.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't Pat. I did not know you gave

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Speaker 1: us the cookies. Second of all, hold On, Scary sent

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Speaker 1: me Elvis's text message and it says from you he fowarded.

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Speaker 1: It says straight Nate and Scary. They are on my

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Speaker 1: brown word list, little whiney babies, nowhere in the text

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Speaker 1: messages that say my name. So I didn't know humanity

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Speaker 1: and I did and it was eleven. I got the

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Speaker 1: text at eleven o'clock at night from Scary. That's why

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear you a home. I didn't know it

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Speaker 1: was hard and I didn't know she was mad at me,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't get untill eleven. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: Brody has never paid full retail price for anything, and

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Speaker 1: so he got free cookies and he's complaining about them.

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Speaker 1: He's the cheapest bat the cheapest bastard I've ever met.

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Speaker 1: Where's my where's my cheap bastroom songster, cheap master freaking

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Speaker 1: cookies and you're complaining cheap master anyway, So, Pat, I

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00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: love you and I know you're you're the best interior

485
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Speaker 1: designer in the world, and you'll never ever help Roady

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Speaker 1: in his sad sade kitchen. Well, let me end with

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Speaker 1: one thing. What's that? And this is what made me

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Speaker 1: really sad. I'm standing there looking through the glass. I

489
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Speaker 1: see the three of those boys in there. I see

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Speaker 1: my lemon cookies right by Scary and they look at

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Speaker 1: me and they wave and they smile and they were

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Speaker 1: ripping me up. Part funny. They were across there, across

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Speaker 1: the soundproof class making fun of you, but they made

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00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 1: it look like they were being nice to you. That's terrible.

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Speaker 1: You guys suck, you really do. I agree? Yeah, I'm

496
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 1: so sorry, You're so that's a wonderful person. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I love you, Pat. I'm so sorry that they did that.

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Speaker 1: Greg's the only guy I would never treat you that way. Pat, Ever,

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Speaker 1: I thought you wouldn't end My friend Tina Maria, who

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00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: brought the shoes in. She said that she's going to

501
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: be given those girls free shoes for the rest of

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Speaker 1: their lives, and these guys getting nothing. They're going to

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Speaker 1: wear their sketchers have a pair of shoes. I want

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Speaker 1: to wear them. I'll wear your shoes. I love you, Pat.

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00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: Have a have a nice take that, honey. Listen to

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Speaker 1: scary chewing cookies and talking what about gingerbread? Gingerbread they

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00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: are good cookies, like it's a shortbread with a little

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00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: bit of lemon in there a lot. Or would you

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00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: rather have a nice, nice pair of shoes. I love

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Speaker 1: a pair of shoes older, there's a They're awful great.

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Speaker 1: I know what you guys you get on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you're being funny, Yeah, but you forget

513
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: You're like you're ruining people's lives, making fun of We've

514
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: We've been friends with Pat for years and years, and

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00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: you guys are that's not She's always been so kind

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00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: to us. You really you. Really you're a bunch, but

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00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,479
Speaker 1: they really are. This is why Danielle and Bethany deserve

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00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: free shoes, because they're nice. They're nice people. We hate

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00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: when some of the people like they save nasty things

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00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: to us, sometimes on your text message. But when somebody

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Speaker 1: stands out of the crowd and does something out of

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00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: the goddess of their heart and brings us something, how

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Speaker 1: how crazy? This is why I always look to Danielle

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Speaker 1: and Bethany. Thank you. Yes, you should always look. They

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Speaker 1: are the froggy. Really, let's go talk to Luke. Hello, Luke. Look,

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Speaker 1: we really truly assigned gender to lemon cookies or chocolate

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Speaker 1: chip cookies. Really, I don't understand what's wrong with lemon cookies.

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Speaker 1: They're delicious, they are good, yummy. Are are you a

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Speaker 1: straight male? I am a heterosexual man is admitting he

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Speaker 1: loves lemon cookies. Once again, we cannot assign gender or

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Speaker 1: sexual orientation to a cookie I appreciate. At the end

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Speaker 1: of the day, it's a free cookie, So how could

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Speaker 1: it ever be wrong? Thank you, thank you. That is

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00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: so my pet, Peeve. There was one time that we

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00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: were gifted five dollar Starbucks gift cards. There were enough

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Speaker 1: for everybody on the show, and I went around and

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00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: handed them out, and one person who will remain nameless,

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00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: said only five dollars and threw it back on the table.

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Speaker 1: Not David. It was not David Brodie. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: say I was, but I was like, you know what

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Speaker 1: that that's a jacket. That's my pet peeves five dollars

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00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: at Starbucks. That's like a half a cup of coffee exactly.

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Speaker 1: But who wasn't. I'm not going to do that one person,

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Speaker 1: because I'm not going to do that a scary hold on.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Luke, thanks for calling a heterosexual male Luke

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Speaker 1: loves his cookies because you guys are insisting on putting

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Speaker 1: a gender label on cookies, which is so stupid. Yes,

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00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: these cookies are they really are delicious. Learned something very

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00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: valuable yesterday. That's we are not talking to ourselves in

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Speaker 1: this room and people actually listen to the fifteen minute

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00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: morning show. Help us to represents podcast. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a silver lining. That's it. I mean, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know the power of the microphone. Oh how long you

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Speaker 1: been here? How long you've been here? Hey, hey, peanut Gallery,

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Speaker 1: I don't need your help. You You're so lucky. I

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Speaker 1: love you because if note come to this Microphoneiel, I

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Speaker 1: love you. Talking to the Peanut Gallery Daniel the Daniel Report,

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Speaker 1: the first thing on your list is what all right?

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00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: So there was a rumor going around that wonder Woman

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Speaker 1: Alcadte was only paid three hundred thousand dollars for the

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Speaker 1: first wonder Woman movie and that the guy that played

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00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: Superman recently got paid fourteen million bucks. Not true. They

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00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: both were paid around three hundred thousand dollars. That is

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Speaker 1: very typical for an actor's first time in a big

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Speaker 1: superhero movie. What happens is when they the movie does better,

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Speaker 1: when you know it killed in the box office, that's

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Speaker 1: when the next movie they renegotiate their salary. This happened

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Speaker 1: for Robert Downey Jr. Chris Seven's Chris Hemsworth. They all

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Speaker 1: were not paid millions for their first movie. Also, she

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Speaker 1: did sign a performance bonus, so she got paid a

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Speaker 1: lot more than the three hundred thousand dollars. She does

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Speaker 1: deserve it, so he didn't get more than she did.

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Speaker 1: That was just a rumor. Everything is okay, Thank goodness,

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Speaker 1: because let me tell you, if I found that out,

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Speaker 1: that that yeah, it would not be good. Daniel day

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Speaker 1: Lewis has retired from acting. He won three Best Actor Oscars.

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Speaker 1: He's actually the only person to ever win three Best

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Speaker 1: Actor Oscars. He was even nominated for two more. He's

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Speaker 1: only sixty. He didn't give a reason for the retirement

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Speaker 1: other than it's a private decision. He did go into

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Speaker 1: semi retirement twenty years ago to become a woodworker and

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Speaker 1: a coupler. Did you know that a cobbler? I love cobbler.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm retiring from radio in the next five minutes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what if I just said I'm leaving, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: become a cobbler. I'm walking out the door right now.

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Speaker 1: Would that be a problem if I would be a

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Speaker 1: problem if I just retired right now. Uh, let me

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Speaker 1: just end with this. So you guys remember A Dog's

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Speaker 1: Purpose and how the movie was big controversy here in

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Speaker 1: the States. Remember, So the movie did really well in China.

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Speaker 1: It made eighty eight million dollars in China alone, So

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Speaker 1: that means there will be a sequel. It will keep

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Speaker 1: Chinese audiences in mind. And by the way, that movie

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Speaker 1: killed in China. Lego Batman flopped in China and Lego

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Speaker 1: Batman is hysterical. It's so funny. I can't wait for

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Speaker 1: Nijogo because it's so funny. Anyway, let's see what else

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Speaker 1: do we have tonight on television. Lips saying Battle is on,

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Speaker 1: You've got Little Big Shots Forever, Young Fargo, Nobodies. A

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Speaker 1: lot of other cool stuff is on as well. Uh

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Speaker 1: and next hour we're going to talk about Rolling Stone

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Speaker 1: and fifty best albums of two thousand seventeen. So far,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Danielle call Us zero, love you guys,

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Speaker 1: I give you a stupid fact? Yes, another reason you

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Speaker 1: listen to our show Stupid facts? Do you know how

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Speaker 1: much cats love to sleep? Cats love to sleep? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Did you know that by the time a cat turns

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Speaker 1: nine years old, they've only been awake for about three years.

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Speaker 1: A nine year old cat has slept for six years.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could say the same for myself. Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine? See? I couldn't do that. I feel like

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Speaker 1: if I'm on sleep, I'm missing out on some good

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Speaker 1: I say. I always say, if I come back again

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Speaker 1: and I do things right, I'm going to come back

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Speaker 1: as a house cat, because all you do is sleep

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Speaker 1: and eat and get touched and dogs, yes they do,

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Speaker 1: and lick your butt like your butt and dogs are

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Speaker 1: almost the same way like little Max. Last night, I

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Speaker 1: was like, wake up, get up, you're missing out online.

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Speaker 1: Do you say the same thing I said? My cats? Gee,

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Speaker 1: you got it real tough. Look at you sleeping on

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Speaker 1: my bad. We guilt them and they look at us

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Speaker 1: like what Yeah? So cats again the fun fact you

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Speaker 1: want to share with your friends. A nine year old

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Speaker 1: cat has slept for six years of his life. That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: This is we're talking about cats. Could I apologize to

633
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Speaker 1: my husband for this morning? Cats? Well, your little kittens

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Speaker 1: didn't thing bad. I have little kittens who are maybe

635
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Speaker 1: five months old and they're you know, they like to play.

636
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Speaker 1: I accidentally left my husband's closet open this morning, all

637
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Speaker 1: his ties, all his suits on the floor, had like

638
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: stepped all over them and played with them. And he's like, honey,

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Speaker 1: could and he's been and he always tells me to

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Speaker 1: shut the door. So I apologize. They should not be

641
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Speaker 1: in there, my fault. But they didn't peeks on his clothes.

642
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, because when that happens, you're done. I've

643
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: been thinking about maybe adopting again. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking

644
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: about it, but they haven't gotten back to me. But

645
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: I am looking at my apartment going what will be destroyed?

646
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Speaker 1: Because Oliver, my my cat, who passed away last year.

647
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: He was lethargic and fat and didn't really like to

648
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Speaker 1: move very much. You just describe scary. I was very lucky,

649
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Speaker 1: so my apartment stayed in pretty neat order. But if

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Speaker 1: you don't get kittens, you'll be okay. I think kittens

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Speaker 1: are not kittens cats, Just get them. All of God's

652
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Speaker 1: creatures are fabulous. Hey, let's talk to Tiffany. Hey, Tiffany,

653
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Speaker 1: good morning morning. I just saw your text roll by

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Speaker 1: and you spent the time to send such a beautiful text.

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Speaker 1: We thought we should call you back. Uh, Tiffany says,

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Speaker 1: I just want to thank you and your team members

657
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 1: from the bottom of my heart. You guys have saved

658
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: my life. I was in a pretty low point of

659
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: my life this time last year, and listening to you

660
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: and your co hosts every morning on the way to

661
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: work seriously made me feel like there was purpose. So

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Speaker 1: thank you very much and keep on rocking with your

663
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: amazing nous. Really, Tiffany, what kind of year have you had? Yeah? Yeah, Um,

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Speaker 1: I was just in a pretty low point. I have

665
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Speaker 1: my life last year doing some things I shouldn't have

666
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Speaker 1: been doing. So how are you today? Though? Good? God,

667
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: it's it's great. Isn't it kind of fantastic to look

668
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 1: back a year ago and track your success in life

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Speaker 1: over the past year because you're actually, it sounds like

670
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: to me on a really great a great um trajectory trajectory. Yeah, yeah,

671
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,439
Speaker 1: it's much better than last year. It's interesting. A lot

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00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: of times we have to kind of hit that point

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Speaker 1: where we say, Okay, this is not a thing I

674
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Speaker 1: can keep doing, whether it's a behavior or a pattern

675
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: or a choice, and and and some people never make

676
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: that realization. So, Tiffany, I'm really glad that that happened

677
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Speaker 1: for you, that you were able to say, all right,

678
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: time to do something different, time to go up. Some

679
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: people don't make that realization until it's too late or

680
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Speaker 1: something really bad happens, and then you're like, oh, now

681
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm in a lot of trouble. So look at you.

682
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Speaker 1: You're actually living the life. I mean, you're great, right, Yeah,

683
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: Life's pretty good now, So all of us we need

684
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: to realize life is pretty good. And even even if

685
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 1: you're recovering from something awful, you're just now going into

686
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: something awful, understand that there's something fantastic on the other side,

687
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Speaker 1: and you deserve that fantast stick thing that's on the

688
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: other side. Thank you. Yeah, So all right, look, go

689
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Speaker 1: have the best day ever, day by day, enjoy it.

690
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: And thanks for texting us. I appreciate that that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that means a lot to me that you you said

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Speaker 1: something something so personal to us. I mean, we're just

693
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Speaker 1: a bunch of idiots that talk about for limon cookies

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Speaker 1: and stuff. But well, thank you for listening. Thank you

695
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: guys very much. Thanks Tiffany, have an amazing day too, sweetheart.

696
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Speaker 1: I want to like hug her like, why can't we

697
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Speaker 1: Sometimes you just want to reach in and hug them.

698
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Speaker 1: We just did kind of think about where you were

699
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: a year ago? What is this? This is uh a

700
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: year ago? Where were you in your life? What were

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Speaker 1: you doing? Was it fun? I mean? And are you

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Speaker 1: better today than you were a year ago? If you're

703
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Speaker 1: kind of in in the ditch compared to last year,

704
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: you'll be out of that. Look. I mean, the year

705
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: is going to pass whether you make a good choice

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Speaker 1: or not, so you might as well make some better choices. Hey,

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Speaker 1: is today really the first day of summer? I was

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Speaker 1: reading this article online saying that people love the first

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Speaker 1: day of summer no matter where you live, no matter

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Speaker 1: what the temperature is. It really doesn't matter. It's not

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Speaker 1: a temperature thing. It's more of a it's a state

712
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Speaker 1: of mind things. Summers freaking fun. Yeah, it's a it's

713
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Speaker 1: a whole different mindset. And even if you work, even

714
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Speaker 1: if you don't get the summer off anymore, you still

715
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Speaker 1: kind of things feel more relaxed and laid back. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This survey found sixty of people say they're looking forward

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Speaker 1: to this summer more this year than last year. The

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Speaker 1: top three reasons where it's finally, it'll finally give him

719
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: a chance to hang out with friends and family. They've

720
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: worked harder this year than in the past, and the

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Speaker 1: weather in spring was worse than usual for a lot

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Speaker 1: of people. But look, summertime, it's just it's a state

723
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Speaker 1: of mind. Go have fun. And you know, I feel

724
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: like in the wintertime, like I don't want to stay

725
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Speaker 1: up late, even if I have worked the next day.

726
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Speaker 1: Like summer, I'm in the backyard with friends having wine

727
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Speaker 1: till eleven o'clock because we have to get up tomorrow's.

728
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Speaker 1: We were a late having wine last night. This cheese

729
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Speaker 1: I was eating this smoked gouda. Yes, you know, I

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Speaker 1: love I love cheesus. You love I love your cheeses.

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Speaker 1: I love me some cheeses. I love Swiss cheese, chad

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Speaker 1: a cheesus. I love me some smoked gouda. Yes I do.

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Speaker 1: Let me hellou via so good. I love me some proo.

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Speaker 1: I even love me some velveta velveta man made cheesus.

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Speaker 1: Don't even start me up on Camelbarry. I love me

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Speaker 1: some cheeses. Thank you, sweet cheesus. Are you ready for

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Speaker 1: a miracle? You read nothing better than better. Give me

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Speaker 1: some publish I'll back you know, yeah, love me some Jesus.

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Speaker 1: I love a good distorted micropo. I love Chader Jeesus.

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Speaker 1: I love Swiss Jesus. I love Jesus Trump a coat

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Speaker 1: that's like Jesus loves goats. I love a good art

742
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Speaker 1: about some mother in jack Jesus. I love me some Jesus. All.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh no, no, no no, I'm to stop

744
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: praising Cheesus that fast. Did you say praise Jesus? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes? Are you ready ready for song? Crazy man

746
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Speaker 1: Shaco let me hear from my Spanish cheese? Have you

747
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: grilled some Hallumi cheeses? I love me some cheese. I

748
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: tell your friends love some myscu on Jesus. I love

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Speaker 1: what Jesus in my macaron Pony's a big old plate

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Speaker 1: of monster or breathe even steaky live bug me some Cheesus.

751
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: This is so stupid, so stupid? What what? What? Straight? Nate?

752
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: That's alute favorite way. I can see Nate going to

753
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 1: another show and he leaves this one and he goes greeting.

754
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: You gotta do ess. Nobody can do it like you

755
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: when you when you produce Ryan Seacrest Morning, So they

756
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: did he ever see praises to ches never never Never.

757
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,720
Speaker 1: The show is worse for it. By the way, our friend,

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00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: our dear sweet friend and colleague, Samantha stav Ross is

759
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: leaving our show to go work with the Ryan C.

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00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 1: Christ Morning Show, and she she deserves everything in this world.

761
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: Can I tell Samantha story just so people can know

762
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: her a little bit better? So she's always been behind

763
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: the scenes. She's one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet.

764
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: And every year for our birthday, Elvis on our birthday

765
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: card writes f you across the board to everyone. It's

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00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: a tradition. It was her birthday, and he didn't feel

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00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: comfortable writing f you because she's so sweet. She's the

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00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: only one I respect. Yeah, like you have to write it,

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Speaker 1: but she's such a doll. We still producer Sam, she's

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00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: still here, but Samantha Stavros is going to work for

771
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: the Ryan Seacrest Show. So we're throwing a big luncheon

772
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: for Samantha Stavros tomorrow. Yeah, and almost everyone who can

773
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: make it will make it, except for great Tea, who's

774
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,479
Speaker 1: going to go golfing with friends. I think Sam would

775
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: expect nothing less. Really want to explain. No, you're I

776
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: mean you're even golfing. You're like hitting balls at the

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Speaker 1: at the driving rage. You can't even miss that. For

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Speaker 1: Samantha's I have a charity golf outing on Monday, so

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00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: I have to brush up on my swing. Okay, okay,

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00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: go over the weekend that's five days away. This is

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00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: a goodbye party. I'm buying lunch. I'm paying for a

782
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 1: beautiful meal at ill Melino whatever, which is what? What

783
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Speaker 1: does that mean? It's the Italian place? Uh, and you're

784
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: gonna miss it because you want to go practice or

785
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: golf swing already booked time over? Can you know what

786
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm done with I'm done, done, done with you. You

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00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: say something something, Okay, but I gotta go. And why

788
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Speaker 1: did you leave it ten fifteen yesterday? He did? He did.

789
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: He was like, I've been working so hard, I gotta

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Speaker 1: leave it ten fifteen. Wow. Done with him a lot

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00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: of people for him, A lot of people working in

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00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: banks also worked really hard and would like to leave

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Speaker 1: a ten fifteen had a trailer hitch on it. You

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Speaker 1: know what you guys, all of you you have put

795
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: this show second place, and I think we need to

796
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: have a come to cheese's meeting. We already did. Let's

797
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: get into your headlines to Bethany, what's going on? Why

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Speaker 1: did you say my name like that? Bethany name. Oh

799
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Speaker 1: she's a mommy now hello. Uber CEO Travis Kalanik has resigned.

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00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: So he was already taking a temporary leave of absence

801
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: due to some family issues, but investors reportedly pressured him

802
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: to step down completely. Uber has been at the center

803
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Speaker 1: of major pr crises, including reports that managers did not

804
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: properly respond to sexual harassment reports. A small explosion at

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00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: a train station in Brussels is being treated as a

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00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: terrorist attack. A suspect was shot and killed. He was

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00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: reportedly wearing an explosive belt. No civilians were injured. Georgia

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00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: held their special elect and yesterday to fill an empty

809
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 1: house seat in the sixth congressional district. The winner is

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Speaker 1: Republican Karen Handle. It was the most expensive congressional race

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Speaker 1: in US history. Today is the first day of summer.

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00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: It's also the longest day of the year. This is

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Speaker 1: your hourly reminder to take a deep breath, and Ken

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Speaker 1: is becoming more diverse. Love Yeah. Barbie announced the addition

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Speaker 1: of fifteen new and diverse Ken dolls to their Fashionista line,

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Speaker 1: including three new body types slim, broad, and original. Can

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00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: I think they're also hot before? But I would totally

818
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Speaker 1: do these dolls. I like the one with the glasses,

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Speaker 1: the dark hair and the glasses. I would rip those

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Speaker 1: glasses off. He's like a librarianne time and features seven

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Speaker 1: seven different skin tones, eight different hair colors, nine hairstyles yes,

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Speaker 1: including a man bun, and a whole bunch of different clothes,

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Speaker 1: including casual, business attire and athletic wear. Ten of the

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Speaker 1: new Ken's are already available in stores. Five more will

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Speaker 1: be rolled out at a later day. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm so jealous of Barbie because think about it, she

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Speaker 1: gets a choice every day. It's a different kid. I

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Speaker 1: used to love to put my big g I Joe

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Speaker 1: on top of a little frail Barbie because back then

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Speaker 1: Barbie was like a little bitty yeah and was a

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Speaker 1: huge in the scar on his face. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you wanted to. I would just sit there in

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Speaker 1: my Malibu beach. I was it wait for you g

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Speaker 1: I Joe to show up in his jeep? Is that?

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Speaker 1: Am I gay? So? I mean, guys, if were you

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Speaker 1: ever like sexually charged by a Barbie doll because I'm

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Speaker 1: so into these kindles. Yeah, I like, Yeah, I like

838
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: the one that looks like a like a Silicon Valley

839
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: techy guy that I'm protesting this. You're nating all these

840
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 1: new body types for Ken. Where's beer belly? Ken? That guy?

841
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: That's true that where where is dad Boken? There's more

842
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 1: Dad Kens than in the world than you know. This

843
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: is not real life. Maybe that's the broad body type

844
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: that they wrote. It's broad it's slim and original, I

845
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: think without the original. All right, Yeah, they for scary.

846
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: They need a yo yo wait Ken the games a

847
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: few pounds, I'm the same one, alright. So we have

848
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: a free money phone type. It's worth five dollars thanks

849
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: to our friends at the Big Green Egg place. Uh

850
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: have you grilled on your Big Green egg lately, Froggy?

851
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: I just did last night? Yeah, baby, all right, So

852
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: we're giving away a big Green Egg and five bucks.

853
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: Coming up next je is how you see in the Morning?

854
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: So in the Morning show is almost here thanks to

855
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Speaker 1: Bocarti and Live Nation. When you buy bottles of Bacardi,

856
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: you wanna lock up to fifteen dollars of concert cash

857
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: to use towards the like live nation events. So when

858
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Speaker 1: joy Boccardi and see your favorite band Boccardi live, passionately

859
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: drink responsibly on plus state exclusions applyed Aitcardi Summer music

860
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Speaker 1: dot Com for official RULs and details. Elvis Duran in

861
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: the Morning Show, Seriously, we're coming every day and do

862
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: the show. And I tried, I like, enter a phone

863
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: call and put them on the radio. I can't because

864
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: the phone system doesn't work. You think you've got a

865
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: bad day today. I can't get my phone system to work. Yeah.

866
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: Do you think you're digging holes in concrete on a hot,

867
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: hot day but our phone system doesn't. Yeah, at least

868
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,479
Speaker 1: your phone works, as we got phones that don't work.

869
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: It's true. Did you have those churros? Oh my gosh,

870
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: the Pillsbury turo bytes. They are ridiculous. You know when

871
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: you walking through the amusement park like Universal and Disney

872
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: and you buy the long turro and you snack on

873
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: it's exactly the same froggy, but it's little mini ones.

874
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: You can turn your own home into an amusement. You

875
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: put them in the microwave and they're ready, or you know,

876
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, these are so good. And here's what

877
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: I do. Sam's Club. They all have them Pillsbury churro bytes.

878
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: Of course they paid for us to say this, but

879
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: I love them. What I want to do, hear me out,

880
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: is you have a bite of a cinnamon covered sugary turro,

881
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: then you chase it with a bite of smoky bacon.

882
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: Bacon right here. I like that. Daniel Carey's baking around

883
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: her purse in case, in case a party breaks up.

884
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: You know, I know one of the Pillsbury people. I

885
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: thought I actually it was the dough boy before I

886
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: used to live in the same building as a Pillsberry.

887
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 1: I did not realize that that was an actual family.

888
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: It's a real family, the Pillsberry family, Mr Pillsbury, the

889
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: people who brought us these beautiful churros col Yeah, it's

890
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: it's so weird. I on the floor below the Pillsberries.

891
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: The Jemima family, you know, they had great syrup. I

892
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: used to be friends with Ted Camart. Did you really

893
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: really intended? Austin? We met Tito Beverage or Tito Beverage.

894
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 1: He's a maker of my favorite vodka, Tito's. He's a

895
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: real guy. You hear his commercials on our show. His

896
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: name is Tito Beverage. It's like it's like when you

897
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: go to a gynecologist. His name is doctor put his

898
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: finger up your area like doctor Couder. Lady we knew

899
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:12,240
Speaker 1: from McDonald. Her name is Zoe. She works at McDonald

900
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: like Alicia Keys plays the piano she does. I'm getting

901
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: a look from Nate. By the way, Hey, did you

902
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: ever go up to the Pillsbury guy and put him

903
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 1: in the belly? No? No, he was a very sweet guy. Uh,

904
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: what's up, everybody? He would rise? Why why do you

905
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: look at me like that, Nate? When Nate's got that look,

906
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm just hoping you run out of gas and we

907
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: can exactly know. You're so lucky you have a place

908
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: to go every day. I know I am all right.

909
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: It's like you're a child. He thinks you'll get tired

910
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: of you'll take an happy like a puppy. He brought

911
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: a tennis ball in for you to chase. So. I

912
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: have a mosquito bite on my hand, and like I

913
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: do with mosquito, i'd say itch. So rather than put

914
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: some ointment or whatever on it, I put my finger

915
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: and my thumbnail on it and make a cross on it,

916
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: and then I do it like this way in this

917
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: way so it looks like a cross. Does that actually work?

918
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it seems very catholic. But they

919
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: always told you that that helps the mosquito bites. I

920
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: feel like that's an old wives tale. All right, So

921
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: we're really late for the phone tap. Should we get

922
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: into this? Yeah, in the morning shows Free money Fonte,

923
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: did you just say mosquito bites? Mosquito? No, it's not

924
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: not where I come from. Where mosquito into the Big

925
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: Green Egg free grill phone tap? You know what, It's

926
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: not just a grill. You can buy a grill anywhere.

927
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: These are. They're capable of roasting things. You can make

928
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,720
Speaker 1: pizzas in them. You can do anything in your Big

929
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: Green Egg, right frog. Yeah, you make a brisket, pizza pie,

930
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: your normal burgers, chicken, steaks, anything you want to cook.

931
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: If you cook it on a grill, you can warm

932
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: it up. So after well the challenges on, yes, you

933
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,720
Speaker 1: can project. Let's get into it the free money phone tap.

934
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: After it's over, we'll give you the number you'd be

935
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: called one hundred. You winto Big Green Egg Free grill

936
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: and five hundred bucks in cash. You like that? All right?

937
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: Who does the phone tap today? It's a way back

938
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: Wednesday phone tap, Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis Durant phone tap. Well,

939
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: what a controversial character this Michael Oppenheimer guy is. But

940
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 1: we want to let you know that we officially stand

941
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: behind him. One the email came in from Vincent. I

942
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: want you to call my grandparents house and annoy them.

943
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: It's funny to watch them get angry. Anyway, you can

944
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 1: say whatever you want to to the people of the house.

945
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: I want Scary to call as Michael Oppenheimer. It would

946
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: be really great. Tell him to use that Michael Oppenheimer voice.

947
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: And if my grandfather answers the phone, annoy them too,

948
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: or my uncle he may be there as well. There

949
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: you go, So is the uncle got to pick up

950
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 1: the grandparents. Let's see now, as Michael Oppenheimer calls the

951
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: grandparents house. Hello, oh, yes, good morning, this is Mr

952
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer with Horseback Riders Digest. How are you doing today,

953
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 1: miss No, I'm not interested. Thank you. We have a

954
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: wonderful magazine for you today. No, I know I heard you,

955
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: but I'm not interested. In the Reader's Digest. It's not

956
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 1: Reader's Digest, it's Horseback Riders Reader's Digest. Thank you. These

957
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: are for people who ride horses. Why are you so annoying?

958
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: My name is Mr Michael Oppenheimer and I'm with Horseback

959
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 1: Riders Reader's Digest. I'm not interested in that. I have

960
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: a special offer for you to know. I'm not just

961
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: one second though. It's twelve issues that we have you.

962
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for sixty two dollars and cents Digest. Oh yes,

963
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: good morning. So you didn't let me finish. Can I

964
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: speak to the missus of the house. Please do not

965
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: on the stay in English, sir, we have a wonderful magazine.

966
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: If you got a million dollars, don't fall again. Otherwise

967
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 1: I have this phone. Try okay, it's five dollars and

968
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: five ten a dollar? What I just five dollars and

969
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: nineteen cents. It's nice. I don't give it. Is there

970
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,439
Speaker 1: somebody in your family that rides horses? Won't you ride

971
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 1: my left? Is there somebody that maybe has a pony

972
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: in your family? Because we do have a magazine for

973
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: pony owners Pet Pony Weekly. About that is not comprehend

974
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 1: do you speak English. Do you not understand? Now? Who

975
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: would like? No? One would like Jack? Do you don't understand?

976
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: Don't fall back again, because you're wasting your breath. Sir,

977
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: who in your family owns a horse? Hello? We can

978
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: make you feed my pony. I ain't got time to

979
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: talk to you. There's no reason to get ride. I'm

980
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: a telemarketer, and I've been told to give your tomarket.

981
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: Would just tell you I was told to call this

982
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: phone number. I don't care if you were told to

983
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,879
Speaker 1: call the president of United States. There's no one here

984
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: that wants any of that. They told me someone that

985
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: this residence owns a horse. I don't own a horse.

986
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 1: You're giving me a hard time for No, you give

987
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: me a hard time. You're calling this house. I was

988
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: told to sell this magazine to this residence. Sir, sell nothing,

989
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: you're not selling. No one in this family has a

990
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: pony or a horse. No go buy me? Want it?

991
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: I own it. My name is Mr Michael Oppenheimer. Give

992
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: you Mr Michael Oppenheimer's nice. Here here talk to the wall.

993
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: Ready here, listen, pa, what do you want? Well, I'd

994
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: really like your credit card number. We don't want nothing.

995
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm just reading from my sho I don't want to

996
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: hear them. Get the cops. Put him on the phone.

997
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: Let I'm talking to the right outside. What's your name, sir?

998
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: I love my much name. Just get off the phone.

999
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: I don't need you on the phone. What your email

1000
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: for a point called? I don't need you want to

1001
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: All I want to do is I don't want to

1002
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: give up. What do you want to do? What you

1003
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: want you to do is I ain't got to leave

1004
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: me alone, sir. Maybe some literature, perhaps some literature. Hello, hello, friend, Hello,

1005
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: this is Mr Michael up and Mr Again. I just

1006
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 1: want to tell you, I just want to tell you

1007
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: that I offer here instructs. You offer sixty two cents.

1008
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: Please don't please, don't be childish. I am being childish.

1009
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: You're calling my house. I'm offering you a full any

1010
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: three cents of the cover price. Oh, sir, this is name?

1011
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: Can I speak to your mother and crackers? What is

1012
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: your name, sir? My name is face like Mr Face.

1013
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: Can I have your address? Please? No need no my address?

1014
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: What you're right? We're in Norfolk, Virginia, Sir, give me

1015
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 1: your name, because you know what. I live in North

1016
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: Carolina and I gotta come through there tomorrow morning. Stop

1017
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: coming and ring your neck and then you can see

1018
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: who I am. Okay, this is stat n Isle in

1019
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: New York, the place where you don't what people like me. Um,

1020
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 1: I have one more thing for you. Yes I do, Yes,

1021
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: I do. You're on speaker phone, and everybody hear you,

1022
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: and everybody can hear you, and grandma and grandpa because

1023
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 1: you've all been phone tapped. Have grandpa pick at the phone. Hello,

1024
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: this is Scary Jones. Oh my god. Free phone tap.

1025
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: There you go. There's your way back Wednesday, phone tap.

1026
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, Scart. You're welcome, all right, so we call

1027
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: her one. I'll give you a five hundred dollar cash

1028
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 1: gift car. Do you spend it as you wish? Also

1029
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: a big green egg. This grill is more than a grill.

1030
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: It's everything. It's a car, it's a mountain, it's a

1031
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: ski lift, it's a therapist, it is it's everything you

1032
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: need in a grill. It really is fabulous. We call

1033
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: it one hundred You win at all one eight hundred

1034
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: eight free money phones tap, no purchase necessary foroy in Montana,

1035
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: New Mexico, Washington, and we're phi it open to legal

1036
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: residents at USC hating and older sweep takes and not

1037
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: on a Eastern TI. Tell this to Rand in the

1038
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: morning shows free money, phone tap. All right, played the

1039
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: phone tap. You tolerated the phone tap. Now the payoff happens.

1040
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go talk to us. Shannon. Hi, Shannon,

1041
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,479
Speaker 1: Hell is everything and beautiful. You're calling from beautiful Rome.

1042
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Speaker 1: What a gorgeous city, York, Rome, New York calling from

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Speaker 1: the beautiful I thought you were calling from the Spanish steps. Well, Rome,

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Speaker 1: New York is cute. We love Rome, New York. Shannon,

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01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 1: you just want a big green egg. This is more

1046
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: than a grill. It bakes things that it broils things.

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01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: It does everything everything, It does everything, and you also

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01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: won five dollar cash gift card. Enjoy it all. Thank

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01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: you for listening to as Shannon, Thank you so much,

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01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 1: as they say when in Rome, Yeah exactly, thanks for

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01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: listening to us. Hold on one second, there's also a

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01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: Cuba New York. Did you know that? Great? Did you

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01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: know there's a Cuba New York? You got the wrong guy, man, No,

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01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: I had no idea. What do you know? I know

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01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: the regular normal things that an average regular person knows.

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01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 1: But like the average person doesn't know that there's a

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Speaker 1: Cuban New York unless you're from New York, or maybe

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01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: even from the Cuba area of New York, New York.

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Speaker 1: I mean every day, Yeah, I didn't know there was

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Speaker 1: a New York. No one knows. I'm curious what the

1061
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: average person knows. They don't know much. But what do

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01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: they know? They know how to go to work and

1063
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 1: go home and make dinner. That's not true. We even you,

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01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: we all have unique We're all unique. We all know

1065
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: more things about some things than other people. Sure, I

1066
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: mean people do have, you know, a little bits of

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01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: information that's make them stand out. I guess the average

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01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: person only knows how to go to work, go home,

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01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: and make dinner. That's it, honest. That sounds like a

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01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: good life to me. They know, like you know, Netflix

1071
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: and they know that's it. I mean, they don't. They

1072
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 1: don't know much thing. They don't have many things. They

1073
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: don't Honestly, everybody goes to routines. They buy the same

1074
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: thing every day, They make the same things all the time,

1075
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: they get dressed, they go to work. I gonna be honest,

1076
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: that's it. Don't hate me for saying this, but I

1077
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: don't live that life. I don't other than having to

1078
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: wake up and come here at the same time every day,

1079
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: it's a forced routine. I don't have routine at all.

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01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: You're very fortunate. You're right, you're then why why can't

1081
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: we look? Routine is good. I'm not saying routine is

1082
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 1: a bad thing. Some people like having routine. You you

1083
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: tend to live a life where if you're out of

1084
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 1: your routine you bug out. Yeah, but it's just it's

1085
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: just it's normal everyday life for many of us. You know,

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01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: it is what it is. It's you know. I'm not

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01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 1: saying it's bad. No, no no, we we I live vicariously

1088
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: through you. I love hearing your stories of you sitting

1089
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 1: outside having some rose, enjoying yourself. Years of you sitting

1090
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: outside enjoying cigars. That's a Friday night, okay, but that's cool.

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01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: That's nice and relaxed. That's why Friday night when I

1092
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 1: when the kids are in bad, I'm done. I gotta

1093
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: have my cigar, my whiskey. I'm good to guy. It's

1094
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: good though, So you have a great life. I look

1095
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 1: forward to that. What Bethany looks so bored? I just yawned.

1096
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 1: But it wasn't intentional. No, you're bored. What can we

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01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: do to entertain you? Um, I can juggle, love me

1098
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 1: entertain you. Let me make your smile. Should we do

1099
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 1: show tunes? Yeah? Curious? Oh what a beautiful morning, Oklahoma.

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01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: I have a suggestion for you next time you flushed

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01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: the format I was. I was thinking about this morning.

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01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: What hair bands back in the eighties, eighties hairband flushed

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01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 1: to format? Funny? The only guys who want to hear

1104
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 1: hair bands or guys with no hair yeah, from those

1105
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 1: old bands. Alright, let's hear it for white, snake, rat

1106
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: and white. I think it's do a themed flush or

1107
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: form at one time, right, we may do that, but

1108
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: until then, it's a bright golden he's on the meadows.

1109
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: It's better. Yeah, that's how tall is the corn? Ah,

1110
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling it looks like it's scroll and clar Oh,

1111
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 1: beautiful dead. I got a beautiful fee everything. Yeah, I'm sorry.

1112
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I've got some sad news today. Please join

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Speaker 1: me and remembering yet another great icon of the entertainment community,

1114
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: the Pillsbury dough Boy. He passed away of a yeast

1115
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: infection and traumatic complications from repeatedly being poked in his belly.

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Speaker 1: The veteran Pillsbury spokesman was seventy one years old. Dough

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01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough three children,

1118
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: John Doe, Jane Doe and Dil Doe. They also had

1119
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 1: one in the oven. Pillsbury dough Boys also survived by

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Speaker 1: his elderly father pop Tart services were held yesterday at

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01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 1: three fifty for about twenty minutes. Peels very dough Boy

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01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities

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01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 1: showed up, including Mrs Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,

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01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: Betty Crocker, the hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. Longtime friend

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01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: at Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing do Boy is a

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01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:05,880
Speaker 1: man who never knew how much he was needed. Dough

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01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: Boy rose quickly in show business, but his latter life

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01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: was filled with turnovers. This is stupid. It's just stupid.

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01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 1: You're stupid, You're stupid. Why do you disrespect the dough Boy.

1130
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think there really was one.

1131
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:28,439
Speaker 1: You knew him, no, I knew the Pillsbury, but there's

1132
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 1: no dough boy. That was a fictional character. Sorry to

1133
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: break it to you. Sorry, I'm sorry. Soon you'll tell

1134
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: me there was no Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines. What

1135
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: those little saying there's no Mr Peanut. Of course there's

1136
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 1: a Mr Peanut. Let's get into the Daniel report. Daniel

1137
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: all right, So Johnny Depp's former financial advisors released some

1138
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 1: email conversations they had with him about raining in his spending.

1139
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: I think that's the emails that your boyfriend Alex always

1140
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,160
Speaker 1: sent you about raining in your spelling. My husband says

1141
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: me the same one exactly. And one of them he

1142
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 1: said that he's trying, but it's hard because he has

1143
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: to give his family as good a Christmas as possible.

1144
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 1: That's that's kind of place, I guess, right. Uh, let's see. Oh,

1145
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 1: Rolling Stone came out with the list of the fifty

1146
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 1: best albums of two thousand seventeen so far. Uh. They

1147
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 1: are saying, I'll just give you the top three Lord.

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01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 1: Number two is Drake and they're saying Kendrick Lamore comes

1149
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 1: in and number one. Um, so if you love that album,

1150
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: or if you don't haven't gone it yet, you make

1151
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: sure you get it um so jay Z Beyonce. Apparently

1152
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 1: everybody is doing well. The twins are still in the hospital.

1153
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: According to US Weekly, they had a boy and a girl,

1154
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: but they were born premature and that they're under the

1155
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: lights um in the hospital, which is very common for premius. Yeah,

1156
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:59,200
Speaker 1: there's there. It's like when you go to a buffet

1157
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: they have that red light over the ham. Well. They

1158
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 1: did that to my little guy Preston because he had um,

1159
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 1: you know, he was yellow. He had the jaundice kind

1160
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 1: of look when he was born. So they it's the

1161
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 1: Billy Ruben in him. So they put you under the

1162
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 1: lights until the Billy Reuben is gone and then your

1163
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,280
Speaker 1: levels go down and then they release your mos can

1164
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 1: they just bronzer on you. No, it's no anyway. Kardashian

1165
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:25,920
Speaker 1: supposedly hired a Sarah Gate mother to have another baby.

1166
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,680
Speaker 1: I'll keep you posted on that one. Uh. And it

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01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,240
Speaker 1: looks like Lord will score her first number one album

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Speaker 1: with Melo Drama, So congratulations little big shots. Forever Young

1169
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: on Tonight to Joey would Love Battle. Everything's a joke,

1170
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: all right, I'll stop joking. I've been asked to stop.

1171
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,639
Speaker 1: Oh it's in the book. We got a big box

1172
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 1: right now. So look at this straighten. It is delivering

1173
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,599
Speaker 1: a big box to big Daddy. What is it? It's

1174
01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 1: from Protrosian, the Cavyr Company. Do you want some fish

1175
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: eggs our fishberry jam. Let's see. Oh to the lemon

1176
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 1: cookie haters boys club. These are not shoes, just cookies

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01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 1: in the city from Protrosion. Oh Pat Peck, you guys

1178
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 1: are yelling about her cookies yesterday. Now she said, it

1179
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 1: makes us feel even worse by sending even more bunch

1180
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 1: of a holes. We made fun of the lemon cookies

1181
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 1: she brought us, and now she brought us chocolate. There

1182
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:33,959
Speaker 1: you're rewarding the holes in bad behavior with more cookies.

1183
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's so that's like if my kid

1184
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 1: wants a fidget spinner and he does something wrong, I

1185
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:43,560
Speaker 1: don't go out and buy him three fidget spinners. And

1186
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:51,800
Speaker 1: that's what just Danielle, you've been known to do that before.

1187
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:55,879
Speaker 1: You So good, m Danielle. Did you eat those marijuana

1188
01:09:55,960 --> 01:10:00,559
Speaker 1: edibles I gave me yesterday? Yeah? Home, thank you like staring.

1189
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 1: That was very kind that good big cook a brownie,

1190
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 1: have some and we have a little taste. So yesterday

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01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 1: Bethany gave me these edibles, and so Danielle, who's never

1192
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 1: done marijuana in her life. Danielle suggested we come in and,

1193
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:23,880
Speaker 1: like at seven in the morning, we each have a

1194
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 1: bite of edible and see what happens to our show

1195
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 1: over the next hour. Should we do that? We should?

1196
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 1: We should? We illegally tried edibles on the air. I

1197
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: think it's a bad idea now that I think about it.

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01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:40,519
Speaker 1: It was your idea. I mean, if we had taken

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Speaker 1: edibles an hour ago right now, we'd be like at

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01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty degrees and we'd be bacon. So

1201
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:52,600
Speaker 1: bad idea. Alright, taking a break, call us, Let's just

1202
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 1: enter the phones at random. Let's just see what's on

1203
01:10:54,479 --> 01:11:02,679
Speaker 1: people's minds. Call us one eight Hello. Real name Elvis

1204
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 1: Beyonce Marshall. Mothers durand is Elvis Durant in the morning show?

1205
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 1: Did your lives Almost Here? Thanks to Baccarti and Live Nation,

1206
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Speaker 1: when you buy bottles of Bacardi, you wanna lock up

1207
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 1: to fifteen dollars of concert cash to use towards the

1208
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: left Live Nation events. So enjoy Baccarti and see your

1209
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: favorite band Boccardi live passionately, Drink responsibly. Twenty one plus

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Speaker 1: state exclusions Applyvisitcardi Summer Music dot Com Pro Official rules

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Speaker 1: of Details. It's the Morning Show with our special guest star,

1212
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:33,040
Speaker 1: Mr Elvis Durand they sat down with Elvis Durant. Olvis

1213
01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:37,679
Speaker 1: Durant Durant is bad. It's time to play the music.

1214
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,400
Speaker 1: It's time to like the lice. It's time to meet

1215
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 1: the dummies that will make your days right. It's time

1216
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 1: to put on makeup. It's time to wake up right.

1217
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 1: It's time to raise the curtains on this morning to night.

1218
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,760
Speaker 1: I think there's something wrong with my cell phone. I

1219
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,280
Speaker 1: keep hitting the home button, but I'm still here at

1220
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:04,920
Speaker 1: the studio WACA WACA to re introduce our guests are

1221
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,479
Speaker 1: That's what it's time to do. So it really makes

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01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 1: me happy to introduce to you, rister Elvis Duran. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, are you all turned on? Yeah? I'm all

1224
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 1: laded up. Well, now let's get things started on the

1225
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:33,280
Speaker 1: most sensational, inspirational, celebrational elvisational. This is wait, came Elvis

1226
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,800
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show, and this is what we

1227
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:40,360
Speaker 1: do for a living. Welcome to another day. It's Wednesday,

1228
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: June twenty one, we go around the room. Danielle, what's

1229
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:47,240
Speaker 1: on your mind today? Alright? Bethany, what's on your money today?

1230
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:50,599
Speaker 1: You're busy on the phone. I don't win into interrupt

1231
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 1: your texting. Bethany, what's up with you? All right? You

1232
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,880
Speaker 1: want to know the latest on my apartment ghost? What's

1233
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,799
Speaker 1: the latest on your apartment ghost? I came home yesterday

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01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:04,200
Speaker 1: for a long day away from my apartment and one

1235
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 1: of my plants. So I have a plant that the

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01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,720
Speaker 1: plate sits underneath it to catch the water. Plate was

1237
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 1: in the middle of the floor. That's impossible. That's impossible.

1238
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 1: That's my point. It's impossible, And like there's I I

1239
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 1: swear someone is messing with me because there are two

1240
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:23,439
Speaker 1: people who have my house key. I now swear that

1241
01:13:23,479 --> 01:13:25,960
Speaker 1: they're messing with me because there is no way that

1242
01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:28,639
Speaker 1: could have happened, and there's no way like I could

1243
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 1: have accidentally done that. Someone's messing with me. So if

1244
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:36,320
Speaker 1: it's a ghost, who who cares it be a ghost?

1245
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:39,080
Speaker 1: In someone messing with me, frankly, So if you're messing

1246
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,720
Speaker 1: with me, please let me know. So two people have

1247
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 1: keys to your apartment, Nate, and who else, Nate no

1248
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,680
Speaker 1: longer has my apartment keys. What was that like, you

1249
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 1: asked him for the key back? Yeah, that's a weird,

1250
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:53,160
Speaker 1: uncomfortable conversation. Hey, what's up with you? Today's geary? You know,

1251
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:55,200
Speaker 1: I want to bring it back to the start when

1252
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 1: it comes to Instagram on social media, we've fallen so

1253
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,680
Speaker 1: far and gotten way from what Instagram was meant for.

1254
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,720
Speaker 1: And because we're posting pictures of stupid things right, Well,

1255
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 1: today I went back to the beginning and I posted

1256
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 1: a picture of what is a beautiful sky? Look at

1257
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:14,559
Speaker 1: this sky? It is beautiful. It's beautiful. So the point is,

1258
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,240
Speaker 1: my point is this. Your ritz has called it a

1259
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:20,360
Speaker 1: basic bitch picture, and and I that's what. And I'm

1260
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,400
Speaker 1: saying to myself, this is not cool. This is not

1261
01:14:22,439 --> 01:14:24,960
Speaker 1: cool because I wanted to I want everyone to go

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01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:28,439
Speaker 1: this is what Instagram was created for. Thank you, We

1263
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:32,759
Speaker 1: should do that. Please don't hurt anyone. I'm just saying, Daniel,

1264
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,320
Speaker 1: what's up with you? I just wanted to warn my husband.

1265
01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:38,160
Speaker 1: You know, we always try to hide packages from your

1266
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 1: significant others. Well, yesterday I got a package from Jay

1267
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:45,160
Speaker 1: Crew with one shirt in it. Now, he said, oh,

1268
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,640
Speaker 1: what did you order a shirt. I just wanted to

1269
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,160
Speaker 1: know there's like five or six more shirts coming. They

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01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 1: just said that one ahead of time, so when the

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01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 1: next box comes, don't be surprise. I know he's listening

1272
01:14:56,439 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 1: right now. I love you. Why do you have to

1273
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:03,360
Speaker 1: a apologize you? I'd like to add to that, you guys,

1274
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:06,040
Speaker 1: you make great salaries. You can afford to buy the

1275
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,200
Speaker 1: stuff you want. Why you have to apology? Because I

1276
01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 1: get this all the time at home, because you know,

1277
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: they always think you spend too much uncertain things. And

1278
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:16,559
Speaker 1: I think it's funny that only one like I wish

1279
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,160
Speaker 1: they had sent like the seven shirts at once, because

1280
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:20,719
Speaker 1: at least I would have had to hear at once.

1281
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:22,680
Speaker 1: Now they said one shirt at a time, because you

1282
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:25,479
Speaker 1: don't owe an apology. You make a great living. You

1283
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:30,120
Speaker 1: buy whatever shirts you want. Had it not been you,

1284
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 1: Sheldon would be married to me right now and we'd

1285
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,320
Speaker 1: be having the same exact argument. What froggy Sheldon would

1286
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,679
Speaker 1: also like you to know there's another package coming. It's

1287
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:41,360
Speaker 1: items that your wife ordered that she sent to my

1288
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 1: house that we are now sending to you. That's another O.

1289
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:47,960
Speaker 1: Best of luck with that. I can't help you now

1290
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 1: quickly we talk to Jessica. Hello Jessica, Hi, how are you?

1291
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm okay, but I read your story on the text

1292
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 1: message and I got a little scared for you can

1293
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:58,320
Speaker 1: tell everyone what you have to do. Well. I went

1294
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,760
Speaker 1: to an allergist. I've had high was a lot over

1295
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,439
Speaker 1: the last couple of years, and I have to go

1296
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: on this elimination diet, which the food isn't a big deal.

1297
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:10,880
Speaker 1: But they want me to go without alcohol for thirty days.

1298
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 1: So they're thinking, just in case it's alcohol that's giving

1299
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:17,759
Speaker 1: you hives, they need to eliminate it and see if

1300
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:20,680
Speaker 1: it is. I guess so. But did they know that

1301
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:23,519
Speaker 1: m fourth of July is coming up? It's the summer time.

1302
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:25,599
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have done this in the winter. Yeah,

1303
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,400
Speaker 1: there's never really a good time to give up alcohol

1304
01:16:28,439 --> 01:16:32,839
Speaker 1: because there's every month there is something alcohol based. That's

1305
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:35,280
Speaker 1: how Here's the thing. Are you ever expecting to maybe

1306
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,639
Speaker 1: have a baby one day? Oh? My babies are grown? Okay,

1307
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,920
Speaker 1: so you've done it before. You've done it for nine

1308
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,960
Speaker 1: months or ten months before, So come on, a baby

1309
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:54,000
Speaker 1: in the green egging Elvis did it for a week.

1310
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 1: Best of luck. Check in from time to time during

1311
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:59,320
Speaker 1: your thirty day, alcohol sabbatical and let us know how

1312
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:01,639
Speaker 1: you're doing. Okay, Okay, can I just say something real quick?

1313
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:06,200
Speaker 1: I love the Acquired Taste Reidy thank your podcast, the

1314
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 1: podcast to do with Kathleen and Sam. Yes, I absolutely

1315
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:13,280
Speaker 1: love it. I look forward to from Wednesday Thursday, listening

1316
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:17,240
Speaker 1: to it on the way home from work. Jessica. If

1317
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 1: you like Jessica, Jessica has heard it. If you haven't

1318
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 1: heard the Acquired Taste podcast, give it a spin. I

1319
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:26,720
Speaker 1: think you'd like your thank you so much. That's really nice.

1320
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 1: If you thank you, Jessica, have a good day, good

1321
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 1: luck on alcohol tonight. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna have alcohol tonight.

1322
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:36,479
Speaker 1: I will and you won't. Okay. So our friend Daniel Danillo,

1323
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 1: we love Delilo. Daniel, How you do? How you doing?

1324
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:44,559
Speaker 1: How you going? So? She for some reason, you took

1325
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:48,479
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio van home last night. I took

1326
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:52,880
Speaker 1: her home actually on Monday night, and I've been traveling

1327
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:56,439
Speaker 1: with it, and I was driving into work and some

1328
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:58,920
Speaker 1: guy pulls me over and says, hey, how you doing.

1329
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:04,800
Speaker 1: Do you know Danielle Minero? Oh my god, Yes I

1330
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:08,759
Speaker 1: know Danielle Minaro because I listened every morning. I gotta

1331
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,360
Speaker 1: tell you. I love them. I love that Elvis, I

1332
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:15,360
Speaker 1: love that straight Nate and that Stephany and that guy. Yeah,

1333
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:21,200
Speaker 1: he's very scary. Exactly if you drive, if you drive

1334
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:23,280
Speaker 1: a van with a logo on it, people are going

1335
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 1: to talk to you. But so today Danielle, Danielle Daniello

1336
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:31,479
Speaker 1: always mispronounced her. She's driving the van. But she and

1337
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:35,559
Speaker 1: I were New Yorkers. We we we love our New Yorkers,

1338
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:39,599
Speaker 1: right Danielle, Oh yeah, forget about it. It's so funny.

1339
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,240
Speaker 1: She gets the people think she's me. First of all,

1340
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:45,200
Speaker 1: Jason Derulo always thinks we're sisters. Then the other day,

1341
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,280
Speaker 1: Fifth Harmony walked over to her of Lauren from Fifth Harmony,

1342
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,439
Speaker 1: I listened to you every morning. She's like, no, no,

1343
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:55,759
Speaker 1: you guys sounded remember when we did the intern accent

1344
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 1: game back when Danielle was an intern. Listen to her accent. Hello,

1345
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:02,719
Speaker 1: I'm an intern for Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1346
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 1: I am now going to get a glass of water,

1347
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,519
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee, and a bagel and put them

1348
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 1: in my shopping bag. Then I'm going to go for

1349
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,920
Speaker 1: a ride in a taxi cab to Long Island while

1350
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 1: eating an apple. I do not have an accent. Let

1351
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,200
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I'm surrounded by all these New

1352
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:22,400
Speaker 1: Yorkers that talked like this, I mean Bethany being from Wisconsin.

1353
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:26,439
Speaker 1: You hear these accents to them. They don't have an accent, right, correct?

1354
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:30,760
Speaker 1: I don't got no accent. Yeah, so so daniel If

1355
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,760
Speaker 1: you see Danielle driving around in the I Heart radio van,

1356
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 1: make a request. Well, let's let's do request what you

1357
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:40,160
Speaker 1: want to hear. I think I'm going to drive around

1358
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 1: in that and then take requests all day. All right,

1359
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: we love you, freaking we love you. I love you,

1360
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:53,759
Speaker 1: I love you, Love you, Danielle, love you. Okay, goodbye,

1361
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,760
Speaker 1: Daniell next to me, and I'll read it in that

1362
01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:01,719
Speaker 1: accent in my head. Do you need a anything, anything

1363
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 1: to you? What is it with you people? That's how

1364
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,519
Speaker 1: we were raised. A sweetheart. I really don't have an

1365
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 1: accent anymore. I used to have my Texas accent and

1366
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:17,679
Speaker 1: it left. Yeah, my my Wisconsin pops out when I'm angry. Yeah,

1367
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:21,880
Speaker 1: just a little a little guy Wisconsin. If you're from Wisconsin, yeah,

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01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,200
Speaker 1: and you have that accent, you sound anything but angry.

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01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:28,560
Speaker 1: It's the sweetest accent in the world. But we get passionate.

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01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,640
Speaker 1: So when you get mad, you sound like what I

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01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:35,000
Speaker 1: my always get harder. We would say something in a

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01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:38,840
Speaker 1: mad bets any voice, like I can't believe. I can't

1373
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,280
Speaker 1: believe you would call me and be so mean to

1374
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:43,240
Speaker 1: me on the phone, and then he would be nice

1375
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:45,160
Speaker 1: to me to my face, but he'd be so mean

1376
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,519
Speaker 1: to me on the phone. Makes it really hard to

1377
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:51,479
Speaker 1: have a relationship. I think that's a mad person. Don't

1378
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:57,600
Speaker 1: you don't take me seriously? See aunts of expletives and

1379
01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:01,639
Speaker 1: it sounds like me when I'm mad. You you don't

1380
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 1: make me feel heard. Great. What are you doing? I'm

1381
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:08,400
Speaker 1: just hanging out another another guy with an accent. I

1382
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,920
Speaker 1: don't have an accent. I'm from Jersey. It's just the

1383
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:16,400
Speaker 1: Jersey thing. Let's let's get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett,

1384
01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:18,479
Speaker 1: good morning. What's going on? All right? Let's start with this.

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01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:21,680
Speaker 1: So yesterday we were talking about artists making demos for

1386
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,720
Speaker 1: other artists to sing their songs, like Katy Perry did

1387
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:26,599
Speaker 1: Britney Spears song Passenger. I found a bunch of other

1388
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:29,639
Speaker 1: songs where artists did demos. A famous song so Kelly

1389
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:32,320
Speaker 1: Clarkson song Breakaway, one of her bigger songs. You know,

1390
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: it's great hit for Kelly Clarkson. Avril Levine did the

1391
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:46,200
Speaker 1: demo for this song. First she did, Oh my god,

1392
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,519
Speaker 1: that's so strange, kind of interesting. I got another one too,

1393
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:54,599
Speaker 1: so justin Bieber and Dip blows cold Water right all right,

1394
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:57,760
Speaker 1: And Sharon did the demo for this song. And Sharon, yeah,

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01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:12,439
Speaker 1: let me hear that. He sounds excellent. Yeah. There's a

1396
01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:14,759
Speaker 1: bunch of others too that we can get to maybe tomorrow,

1397
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:18,320
Speaker 1: like Neo and Beyonce's er, So we'll do that. So

1398
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,400
Speaker 1: if you watch Conan O'Brien sometimes all of his jokes

1399
01:22:21,439 --> 01:22:24,040
Speaker 1: really don't go over well, you might not laugh. And

1400
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:26,559
Speaker 1: when they're taping in front of a studio, just brody

1401
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:32,760
Speaker 1: right for Conan, ob so when you hear when you

1402
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 1: watch it on TV, you'll hear the audience laughing. They

1403
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,760
Speaker 1: add some stuff in. There's one specific guy who's a

1404
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 1: paid Conan staff member that his one job is to

1405
01:22:42,439 --> 01:22:45,559
Speaker 1: go whoa during the joke. Can you play it? Yeah,

1406
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:49,400
Speaker 1: here's a montage listen for the wou guy power ball

1407
01:22:49,439 --> 01:23:02,920
Speaker 1: win Trump's healthcare plan, So that works out the station

1408
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:09,600
Speaker 1: to NPR it just so yeah, when she heard. I

1409
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,320
Speaker 1: hear the guy one one guy that works for Conan.

1410
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:14,720
Speaker 1: His job is just to go So when jokes don't

1411
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:16,720
Speaker 1: go over well, it sounds like they go over well

1412
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,479
Speaker 1: on TV. You know, we should add a laugh track

1413
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:26,240
Speaker 1: to our show since Dave Brody writes our jokes. He said,

1414
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: your delivery. By the way, who are you are? My delivery?

1415
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:37,000
Speaker 1: All right? So this woman is up in Alaska and

1416
01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:40,160
Speaker 1: she is she's watching a boat race that's going on, right,

1417
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:43,120
Speaker 1: So the boat race is going on. A guy on

1418
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:46,120
Speaker 1: the boat falls off the boat. She's recording it. She

1419
01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:48,880
Speaker 1: starts reacting and then invites the guy in as he's

1420
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:53,439
Speaker 1: in the middle of the water for some soup. Yeah

1421
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:58,160
Speaker 1: that's oh my god, oh my god, get your passenger

1422
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:08,400
Speaker 1: side of him. Damn it, dirty. You guys are doing good?

1423
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:17,599
Speaker 1: Is that Charlie? Oh dirty son of a Come down

1424
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:21,920
Speaker 1: there for moose soup. That's a woman. That's a woman.

1425
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:25,719
Speaker 1: What is moose soup? I don't know. I guess soup

1426
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,880
Speaker 1: made a moose moose, But I love her. I love

1427
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:35,880
Speaker 1: her accent. Just imagine floating in water. Yeah, that's oh

1428
01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:40,559
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god, come over

1429
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,880
Speaker 1: from moose soup. Later, when you get out of the water.

1430
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:45,599
Speaker 1: You that played the sound of the guy from Boston

1431
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:48,559
Speaker 1: that lost his mind over a fish. Remember him. You

1432
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:52,080
Speaker 1: guys are doing good. That he is. I don't know

1433
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:56,639
Speaker 1: what this is, but Jay says it's a big sea turtle.

1434
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:02,559
Speaker 1: It's a baby. Weel man, that thing is big. Jay.

1435
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:06,280
Speaker 1: What is that thing? It looks great? Oh my god?

1436
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:12,400
Speaker 1: What is that brow we've seen? We are never scene before, kad.

1437
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:16,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that thing looks dead. Man. We gotta

1438
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:21,639
Speaker 1: call the aquarium or something. Oh man, Jerry, it's dead,

1439
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:27,040
Speaker 1: bro or something. If that's a flounder, man, let's pull

1440
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,840
Speaker 1: it in. Ja, come on, j j We could get

1441
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:33,320
Speaker 1: some big money for that. If it's a fish, buddy,

1442
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:38,439
Speaker 1: come on, let's hook that and we'll be on the news. Man.

1443
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:44,559
Speaker 1: What is that thing, dude, Jay's got a little fishing hook.

1444
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:48,320
Speaker 1: Are you me? That's the hook? You come? Oh my god?

1445
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:52,599
Speaker 1: Oh we got this? Oh wait, man, we need help. Buddy,

1446
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:58,280
Speaker 1: your red sox in first place. By the way, it's funny,

1447
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:01,040
Speaker 1: have you we have accents? You know, I'm from you

1448
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:03,000
Speaker 1: just gotta keep your teeth the good and you talk

1449
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 1: like this. Yeah. But but Double Rainbow got because the

1450
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:16,080
Speaker 1: ultimate West Coast surfer accent. Listen to his accent. Whoa,

1451
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:23,000
Speaker 1: that's a fool ram double rainbow. Oh my god, whoah

1452
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, that is in California. I

1453
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:38,240
Speaker 1: love that. There's actually some infomercial on TV. Maybe you've

1454
01:26:38,240 --> 01:26:41,080
Speaker 1: seen this. It's a guy who's selling some pans and

1455
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:51,120
Speaker 1: he's such a surfer dude. Nothing sticks in these pants, Tubular.

1456
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:55,160
Speaker 1: We all have access, but we refuse to acknowledge them

1457
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:58,200
Speaker 1: because we are, you know, to our own voices. Right.

1458
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,200
Speaker 1: You don't realize Brodie actually made this point, I think

1459
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:03,000
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. You don't actually realize how

1460
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:04,720
Speaker 1: much of an accent you have until you try to

1461
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:07,360
Speaker 1: get Siri to do voice to text, and then she

1462
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,759
Speaker 1: misunderstands all of your words and makes them completely different.

1463
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,720
Speaker 1: That's why when Uncle Johnny wants to send you a

1464
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:16,800
Speaker 1: text on his cell phone, he can't. His little fat

1465
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:19,240
Speaker 1: fingers can't push the buttons, so we has to speak

1466
01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:23,240
Speaker 1: to Siri, and Siri doesn't understand one word, not a word.

1467
01:27:23,640 --> 01:27:25,479
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, any times he's just sent me

1468
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:28,080
Speaker 1: a text, Uncle Johnny just says good morning, Elvis, but

1469
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:33,000
Speaker 1: to me it reads please call the police. I have

1470
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,800
Speaker 1: a friend who has a really high he's got a

1471
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:39,000
Speaker 1: naturally a really high little voice. She sounds like a muppet,

1472
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:42,720
Speaker 1: and Siri doesn't even register her, Like Siri thinks she's

1473
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:50,800
Speaker 1: a pot of dolphins. What you said dolphins? Dolphins? When

1474
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:52,840
Speaker 1: you first moved here, you called them? What's the round

1475
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:57,720
Speaker 1: thing with a hole in the middle. That's kind of

1476
01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:01,599
Speaker 1: a baggle. Where the hell are you from? Back back

1477
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:03,400
Speaker 1: to you? Let's end on this. So let's play a

1478
01:28:03,439 --> 01:28:06,559
Speaker 1: little game. So this is a smooth jazz saxophone cover

1479
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:24,880
Speaker 1: of a very popular song. You know what it is? Hello,

1480
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:32,559
Speaker 1: it's very good smooth jazz. You're a good American. Let's

1481
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:35,960
Speaker 1: have some moose soup. You have some moose I don't

1482
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,479
Speaker 1: know what that is. Moose soup. It's soup made of moose.

1483
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:42,640
Speaker 1: Really guess starnest with an antler. It's a stew recipe.

1484
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:45,080
Speaker 1: I like to see you said we say stew, you

1485
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:50,160
Speaker 1: say it freaking stop. I like Elvis when you were

1486
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:52,639
Speaker 1: talking about what you're doing for vacations and Daniel goes,

1487
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:56,320
Speaker 1: are you going to hunt monkeys? We're going to trek

1488
01:28:56,560 --> 01:29:01,760
Speaker 1: guerrilla monkeys. What I have a question? Why is it

1489
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,599
Speaker 1: then that when we're in school, everyone is always taught

1490
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,640
Speaker 1: to try and lose the accent, otherwise you're not going

1491
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:10,880
Speaker 1: to get a great job, and you should be yourself yourself.

1492
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:18,080
Speaker 1: The moose. Moose is a big media animal. Why not

1493
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:26,400
Speaker 1: those things? Great? Yeah? Man is a moose singular? If so,

1494
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:31,960
Speaker 1: what is plural moose? More than one moose? Is a moose?

1495
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:36,479
Speaker 1: It's mooses. I don't see that. This is so who

1496
01:29:36,479 --> 01:29:40,560
Speaker 1: knows this stuff? It's regular people don't know this. It's

1497
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:43,360
Speaker 1: I don't think about that good because I'm kidding you.

1498
01:29:43,439 --> 01:29:46,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. So Today on the NBC Today's Show

1499
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:49,679
Speaker 1: with Kathleen hod Up, I have an artist. She's great,

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01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:53,040
Speaker 1: a country artist. Her name is Jesse Chris. Her song

1501
01:29:53,160 --> 01:30:04,040
Speaker 1: burn is fantastic. She's performing it today I can. Jesse

1502
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:10,800
Speaker 1: serves as a national spokesperson for two anti bullying campaigns.

1503
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:13,400
Speaker 1: She was the victim of extreme bullying in school and

1504
01:30:13,439 --> 01:30:17,720
Speaker 1: now she's a superstar. She just performed at the c

1505
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:23,920
Speaker 1: m A Festival in Nashville. She's fantastic, So watch us.

1506
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:25,799
Speaker 1: On the fourth hour of the Today Show on NBC,

1507
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,400
Speaker 1: Jesse Chris is my artist. Do you need to know today?

1508
01:30:29,479 --> 01:30:33,880
Speaker 1: Let's get into the headline, what's going on, Bethany, Yes, yes, okay.

1509
01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:37,320
Speaker 1: A small explosion at a train station straight, my goodness,

1510
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You'll start over here we go and now

1511
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 1: headlines Bethany, thank you. A small explosion at a train

1512
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:48,120
Speaker 1: station in Brussels is being treated as a terrorist attack.

1513
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:51,679
Speaker 1: A suspect was shot and killed while wearing an explosive belt.

1514
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:56,080
Speaker 1: Uber CEOs traffic Kala Nick has resigned. He was already

1515
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,639
Speaker 1: taking a temporary leave of absence due to family issues,

1516
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:02,360
Speaker 1: but investors reportedly pressured him to step down completely. As

1517
01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:04,400
Speaker 1: you know, Uber has been at the center of major

1518
01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:08,760
Speaker 1: pr crises lately. Georgia's special election turned out well for

1519
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,559
Speaker 1: Republican Karen Handle. This was, by the way, the most

1520
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:16,519
Speaker 1: expensive congressional race in US history. I told you earlier

1521
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:19,519
Speaker 1: today about the new Ken dolls that Mattel has rolled out.

1522
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:22,080
Speaker 1: They have a bunch of different body types, skin colors,

1523
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:24,479
Speaker 1: and hair colors, eye colors. You can see those right

1524
01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:28,919
Speaker 1: now at Elvis Duran dot com. Today is the longest daylight.

1525
01:31:29,439 --> 01:31:31,120
Speaker 1: Someone called me out for saying it was the longest

1526
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:32,759
Speaker 1: day of the year because they're like, it's still twenty

1527
01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:37,800
Speaker 1: four hours the longest, Like day versus night of the year.

1528
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:40,000
Speaker 1: The sun is longest amount of sunlight, and the sun

1529
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:42,360
Speaker 1: is furthest from the earth today. I do believe the

1530
01:31:42,479 --> 01:31:45,960
Speaker 1: wave at it. This isamly reminder to take a deep breath.

1531
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,400
Speaker 1: And a university in China is offering courses on how

1532
01:31:50,439 --> 01:31:54,640
Speaker 1: to become a social media star. Scary. You should go

1533
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:57,559
Speaker 1: to China and take this course. And it's a big deal.

1534
01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:00,840
Speaker 1: There's a top earning social media in China who earns

1535
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:03,400
Speaker 1: up to forty six million dollars a year, a top

1536
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,439
Speaker 1: earning social media celebrities, so you can make a lot

1537
01:32:05,439 --> 01:32:09,040
Speaker 1: of money. Is that the lady that opens toys. You've

1538
01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:12,559
Speaker 1: seen that right, She makes she unboxes toys. She makes

1539
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:15,960
Speaker 1: so much money. Kids love her. And those are your headlines.

1540
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,639
Speaker 1: Why are we? Are we running late? This is where

1541
01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:20,719
Speaker 1: straight nit starts getting nervous. He starts clenching his butt talks.

1542
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:23,519
Speaker 1: But you haven't heard the boy George version of Y

1543
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:29,280
Speaker 1: M c A. You'll never believe this is a boy George.

1544
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:33,200
Speaker 1: You will because I told you, Boy George, listen to

1545
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:38,760
Speaker 1: this young man to feel down. That's it, young man.

1546
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:43,200
Speaker 1: We're running late for this the ground. That's it, young man.

1547
01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:46,639
Speaker 1: Sounds like Sammy Davis. He really does. All right. Anyway,

1548
01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:48,519
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break because straight night is just

1549
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:52,400
Speaker 1: about to jump out the window. Why are you so fussy?

1550
01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:57,080
Speaker 1: What's wrong? You're gonna talk about it? Why can't okay?

1551
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:07,120
Speaker 1: He needs got clammy Radio personality Elvis durand Elvis Duran

1552
01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:09,360
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Three reasons to try the new

1553
01:33:09,439 --> 01:33:11,920
Speaker 1: Lucky Charm Shake at Burger King. One It's a shake

1554
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,120
Speaker 1: made with Lucky Charm cereal. Okay, enough reasons. The Lucky

1555
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:18,040
Speaker 1: Charm Shake is made with hand spun soft syrup and

1556
01:33:18,240 --> 01:33:21,439
Speaker 1: sweet syrup only at Burger King. Also try the Fruit

1557
01:33:21,479 --> 01:33:32,200
Speaker 1: Loop Shake limited time only participation. Barries. I wonder what

1558
01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:36,920
Speaker 1: it's like to go online and go to an old

1559
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:39,519
Speaker 1: bank account you forgot you had, and you find money

1560
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:41,880
Speaker 1: in it. This is what happened a great Tea and

1561
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:45,720
Speaker 1: his wife Trish. Yeah, how how much money was in

1562
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:47,559
Speaker 1: this bank account? I mean it's a lot of money. Yeah.

1563
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,479
Speaker 1: So yesterday I got a phone call from Trish and

1564
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:52,080
Speaker 1: she's mad at me and says, um, do you know

1565
01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:54,920
Speaker 1: that you have an account and with blah blah blah blah,

1566
01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:55,920
Speaker 1: and do you know how much is in there? And

1567
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, Trish, what why are you yelling at me?

1568
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:04,160
Speaker 1: It's like change, that's a ton of money, four thousand dollars,

1569
01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:08,679
Speaker 1: four thousand, four hundred sixty two dollars. How do you lose?

1570
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:12,680
Speaker 1: How do you lose dollars? I mean, maybe it was

1571
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,800
Speaker 1: twenty dollars, I get it. If it was, you know,

1572
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:17,439
Speaker 1: thirty dollars, I get it. But forty hundred dollars would

1573
01:34:17,479 --> 01:34:22,479
Speaker 1: you guys misplace? So okay, what happened was in two

1574
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:24,880
Speaker 1: thousand three, I thought I was gonna be a day

1575
01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:27,719
Speaker 1: trader and I was gonna like trade stocks and stuff

1576
01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:32,000
Speaker 1: like that, you know that. One day, so I want

1577
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,920
Speaker 1: a stock and then it crashed and I guess it

1578
01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:39,200
Speaker 1: didn't crash all the way down absolutely right, So there's

1579
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:40,960
Speaker 1: still like a little bit of money left in there,

1580
01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:42,640
Speaker 1: but I never knew it and I let it go.

1581
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:46,759
Speaker 1: Well fast forward fourteen years, and now that stock grew

1582
01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:49,599
Speaker 1: and it now has forty four hundred dollars. What are

1583
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,120
Speaker 1: you gonna do with the money? Well, they're gonna let

1584
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:53,519
Speaker 1: it ride. You're gonna take it out and spend it.

1585
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:55,519
Speaker 1: I don't know, because we get found money. It's it's

1586
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:57,880
Speaker 1: like in the winter time you pull your coat out

1587
01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:01,360
Speaker 1: and still last year, That's what I wanted to ask you, guys,

1588
01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:04,000
Speaker 1: I really did, like, I want know all joking aside,

1589
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:06,759
Speaker 1: I want to know for real, what do you think

1590
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:10,280
Speaker 1: I should do with this money? For real? Okay, it's found.

1591
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. Yes, don't ask for an answer

1592
01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:16,920
Speaker 1: unless you want to hear it. I want my opinion. Yeah,

1593
01:35:17,120 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: you should donate it to a worthy cause. Really, because

1594
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:22,600
Speaker 1: it's found money. You didn't know you had it, so

1595
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:25,800
Speaker 1: you're not gonna miss it. Right. He looks at me like,

1596
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:29,680
Speaker 1: I just family want to cry? No, No, what do

1597
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:32,519
Speaker 1: you cry? There are people out there that really they're

1598
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:35,760
Speaker 1: they're making they're making the best they can of it.

1599
01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:38,120
Speaker 1: They're trying to make ends meet and put food on

1600
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:40,439
Speaker 1: the table for their families. Why would you do this

1601
01:35:40,479 --> 01:35:42,920
Speaker 1: to me on the radio like this? Because terrible, But

1602
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:48,400
Speaker 1: you asked me. Here's my thing. This scalds my dog

1603
01:35:48,479 --> 01:35:52,759
Speaker 1: more than anything. People ask this happens to you. People

1604
01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:54,600
Speaker 1: ask for your opinion, You give it, and then they

1605
01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:56,840
Speaker 1: yell at you for giving your opinion. But why did

1606
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:58,519
Speaker 1: you have to give me the good the good answer

1607
01:35:58,720 --> 01:36:02,920
Speaker 1: like you could have given me like a wasted on

1608
01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:05,840
Speaker 1: strippers and booths. You go hire a hooker. Well, I

1609
01:36:05,880 --> 01:36:09,040
Speaker 1: mean one idea. No, No, I'm just saying you could

1610
01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:11,320
Speaker 1: have said, why don't you reinvested into another I'll tell

1611
01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:13,519
Speaker 1: you who. I'll tell you exactly who you should donate

1612
01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:16,080
Speaker 1: it to. I remember, write it down on piece of

1613
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,719
Speaker 1: you know, it's four thousand dollars. Why don't you spend

1614
01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:24,160
Speaker 1: a thousand on one charity a thousand on another? Gosh

1615
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:29,200
Speaker 1: what I was thinking that this could like lead to something.

1616
01:36:29,479 --> 01:36:31,479
Speaker 1: You know, there's there's like you can put the people,

1617
01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:33,519
Speaker 1: you can put into a college fund for the girls.

1618
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:36,640
Speaker 1: I could split in half, you know, I could do that.

1619
01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:39,920
Speaker 1: I could reinvest into another money market firm. Okay, so

1620
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:43,519
Speaker 1: here's my point. Don't ask a question if you don't

1621
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:45,840
Speaker 1: want an answer. Well, I just never thought you'd say

1622
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:49,639
Speaker 1: give it to a chair. So when online gaming came

1623
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:52,360
Speaker 1: to New Jersey, I joined this site and I played

1624
01:36:52,479 --> 01:36:54,760
Speaker 1: and I won and whatever, and I forgot about it.

1625
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:58,519
Speaker 1: Yesterday I found a balance of four hundred forty one

1626
01:36:58,560 --> 01:37:01,559
Speaker 1: dollars in this account. It's sitting there perfect. I don't

1627
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:02,880
Speaker 1: know what to do with it. Give it a charity.

1628
01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:06,240
Speaker 1: Give it a charity. Give it a charity. You know what,

1629
01:37:06,439 --> 01:37:08,040
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to do that, Elvister Man, it's

1630
01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:10,080
Speaker 1: a great idea. Well, you say that, I want proof

1631
01:37:10,120 --> 01:37:13,799
Speaker 1: I want to receive. Don't use our show to pretend

1632
01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:15,640
Speaker 1: you're going to give to charity and then not do it. Well,

1633
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to give the same answer that great

1634
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:21,519
Speaker 1: did because you just okay, well, I mean I just

1635
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:23,560
Speaker 1: wasn't thinking that, But I guess that's a that's a

1636
01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:25,280
Speaker 1: good idea. You didn't know you had it in the

1637
01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:27,040
Speaker 1: first place. You're not going to miss it. You're right,

1638
01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:29,439
Speaker 1: give it to who need it. I should not be

1639
01:37:29,479 --> 01:37:31,519
Speaker 1: so greedy. I should give it to a charity that

1640
01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:34,840
Speaker 1: needs it's found money. You're right, You're right. You know

1641
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:37,280
Speaker 1: what they call and someone just backed me up on

1642
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:40,240
Speaker 1: the text. Of course, you know what they call people

1643
01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:43,320
Speaker 1: who ask for your opinion and you give it and

1644
01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:49,439
Speaker 1: they hate it. Ask holes. You are an ask I

1645
01:37:49,479 --> 01:37:51,400
Speaker 1: just don't think you're getting to get you're gonna give

1646
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:54,760
Speaker 1: me that good answer that it's a real answer. I

1647
01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:59,920
Speaker 1: gave you the answer. Anybody else with an idea? Hello Brandon, Hello,

1648
01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:02,400
Speaker 1: Hello Brandon, what's going on? Hey? Yeah, you know what

1649
01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm listening to guys, and I just thought, like, I know,

1650
01:38:04,360 --> 01:38:06,479
Speaker 1: the past couple of weeks you've been talking about Great

1651
01:38:06,479 --> 01:38:08,680
Speaker 1: Tea running a business. You give him a great opportunity,

1652
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:11,080
Speaker 1: by the way, an opportunity I would have loved myself.

1653
01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:13,559
Speaker 1: You should invest the money in that business. Yeah. We

1654
01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:15,240
Speaker 1: told him, I said, you can come up with any

1655
01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:17,519
Speaker 1: business you want, and you can advertise for free on

1656
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:19,800
Speaker 1: our show. And he has yet to do it. Because

1657
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:21,880
Speaker 1: when we get back from our summer vacation, I will

1658
01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:24,400
Speaker 1: do that. He has no initiative. Brandon, Brandon, you know

1659
01:38:24,439 --> 01:38:28,040
Speaker 1: the phrase your own worst enemy. Yes, yeah, is his

1660
01:38:28,120 --> 01:38:30,240
Speaker 1: absolute own worst enemy. He really is. Well, you know,

1661
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:31,760
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get down on him. I've been

1662
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:34,240
Speaker 1: it's been said about me. So Great Tea, good luck.

1663
01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:36,080
Speaker 1: I know you'll do the right thing, do the right thing,

1664
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:40,880
Speaker 1: thank you, Brandon. For the right thing is to give

1665
01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:46,360
Speaker 1: it its charity. That's not your mind. People ask questions

1666
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:49,400
Speaker 1: to you, wanting you to give them the answer they

1667
01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:51,559
Speaker 1: want to hear. They want you to justify what they're

1668
01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:54,680
Speaker 1: already thinking. So Great Tea walked in your thinking, I

1669
01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:58,479
Speaker 1: really want to spend we found on a vacation, yeah,

1670
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:00,600
Speaker 1: or to a beach. So I'm gonna go in and

1671
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:02,240
Speaker 1: ask them what I should do with the money, and

1672
01:39:02,280 --> 01:39:03,800
Speaker 1: they're going to tell me what I want to what

1673
01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:06,439
Speaker 1: I want to. Hear right, we didn't, you were exactly

1674
01:39:06,479 --> 01:39:08,960
Speaker 1: That's the voice inside mynd what I'm saying. As soon

1675
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:12,240
Speaker 1: as you show me the receipt of you donating the money,

1676
01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:14,720
Speaker 1: I will match it, and I will I will give

1677
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:19,800
Speaker 1: the same amount I will matche So now if you

1678
01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:22,120
Speaker 1: don't do it, you are cheating a charity out of

1679
01:39:23,479 --> 01:39:26,559
Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars. This is beyond wrong. It really is

1680
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:33,200
Speaker 1: microphones stop it right, he much, there's too many people

1681
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:37,640
Speaker 1: listening right. Call your wife t we just we just

1682
01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:41,360
Speaker 1: donated her found money to But she's lovely. She will

1683
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:43,800
Speaker 1: be fine with that, I guarantee. I don't know. We'll

1684
01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:45,599
Speaker 1: find out. You know, when it comes to money, people

1685
01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:48,320
Speaker 1: get a little little little nutty. When it comes to money,

1686
01:39:48,600 --> 01:39:52,120
Speaker 1: people get cra cray with money. Seriously, not gonna be good.

1687
01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:55,000
Speaker 1: We're about to get into the Daniel report as we

1688
01:39:55,080 --> 01:39:58,439
Speaker 1: call great tea soon to be x wife Trish sleeping

1689
01:39:58,439 --> 01:40:00,760
Speaker 1: in the doghouse from this, I can't even afford it.

1690
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:08,719
Speaker 1: Doll out collet Trish. We're waiting is she answering she'll

1691
01:40:08,760 --> 01:40:11,639
Speaker 1: be there. How do you know? Because the kids just

1692
01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:13,880
Speaker 1: left for school. So now she's watching Kelly right now,

1693
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:17,320
Speaker 1: that's what she does. She drinks coffee, watches Kelly. I

1694
01:40:17,439 --> 01:40:21,960
Speaker 1: love all right, we'll call her later. She's watching Ryan

1695
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:24,360
Speaker 1: and Kelly. Yeah, I told her, but she does. Why

1696
01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:30,160
Speaker 1: we love y. I said to go running, go do something,

1697
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:36,080
Speaker 1: go to the gym. Just hope the lady. Let's get

1698
01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:39,280
Speaker 1: into the Danielle report and we'll get trishan. There was

1699
01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:42,719
Speaker 1: a rumor going around that Galgadote, who plays wonder Woman,

1700
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:45,479
Speaker 1: was only paid three dollars for the first wonder Woman movie,

1701
01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:51,719
Speaker 1: but Henry Henry Cavill received fourteen million for his first

1702
01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:54,599
Speaker 1: Superman movie. Okay, that's not the truth. That is just

1703
01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:57,200
Speaker 1: a rumor. People were piste off, obviously because if he

1704
01:40:57,240 --> 01:40:59,240
Speaker 1: made a lot more than she did, and that's not cool.

1705
01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:01,679
Speaker 1: But here is the deal. The shoes is they both

1706
01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:04,360
Speaker 1: were paid around three hundred thousand dollars and that's very

1707
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:07,639
Speaker 1: typical for an actor's first time in a big superhero movie.

1708
01:41:07,920 --> 01:41:10,479
Speaker 1: This even happened to Robert Downey Junior, Chris Evans, Chris

1709
01:41:10,479 --> 01:41:13,640
Speaker 1: Hempwoods Hemsworth when they first started out in the franchises,

1710
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:16,680
Speaker 1: they didn't get paid a lot. As the franchise moves on,

1711
01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:21,400
Speaker 1: it gets bigger than they make the big right, But no,

1712
01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Galgado did sign a performance bonus, so we're sure she

1713
01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:27,799
Speaker 1: got paid a lot more than the three hundred thousand dollars.

1714
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:30,840
Speaker 1: Daniel day Lewis has retired from acting. He has won

1715
01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:33,720
Speaker 1: three Best Actor Oscars. He's the only person to ever

1716
01:41:33,760 --> 01:41:36,880
Speaker 1: win those. He has even been nominated for two others.

1717
01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:38,840
Speaker 1: He's only sixty. He did not give a reason for

1718
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:41,559
Speaker 1: the retirement other than it's a private decision. He did

1719
01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:44,000
Speaker 1: go into semi retirement twenty years ago to be a

1720
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:46,920
Speaker 1: woodworker and a coupler. One of my favorite movies from

1721
01:41:46,960 --> 01:41:52,800
Speaker 1: Daniel day lewis My Left Foot. Um, so we all

1722
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:55,479
Speaker 1: know the controversy that surrounded a dog's purpose the movie

1723
01:41:55,520 --> 01:41:58,840
Speaker 1: here in the States. Well, in China, the movie did

1724
01:41:58,960 --> 01:42:02,280
Speaker 1: so well it made eighty eight million dollars in China alone,

1725
01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:04,320
Speaker 1: So there'll be a sequel and it's going to keep

1726
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:08,439
Speaker 1: Chinese audiences in mind. Um. And also a Lego Batman,

1727
01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:12,000
Speaker 1: which did incredibly well here, flopped in China, and that

1728
01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:14,920
Speaker 1: movie is hysterical. It's so funny. So I don't know

1729
01:42:15,160 --> 01:42:18,240
Speaker 1: what is it with these people China. Don't they have

1730
01:42:18,240 --> 01:42:22,280
Speaker 1: a sense of humor? Seriously? Anyway, that's it. I love

1731
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:26,719
Speaker 1: listening to you. Hello, Trish, Yeah, be careful, Be careful,

1732
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:29,840
Speaker 1: my Trish wife of great tea. Other than that, you're

1733
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:31,639
Speaker 1: a great person. You don't know what you're walking into

1734
01:42:31,720 --> 01:42:36,280
Speaker 1: right now, Trish. We just found out that you guys

1735
01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:41,920
Speaker 1: found forty four dollars in that account. So Greg t,

1736
01:42:42,360 --> 01:42:45,080
Speaker 1: your husband, maybe you've already spent it now. He walked

1737
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:47,479
Speaker 1: in the room and he made the mistake of going

1738
01:42:47,479 --> 01:42:48,960
Speaker 1: on the air and asking what he should do with

1739
01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:50,640
Speaker 1: the money, what you guys should do with trying to

1740
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:53,160
Speaker 1: get good advice, and so my advice was you need

1741
01:42:53,160 --> 01:42:56,479
Speaker 1: to give it to charity. And he flipped out on

1742
01:42:56,520 --> 01:42:58,240
Speaker 1: me and got mad and said, you're you're going to

1743
01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:01,160
Speaker 1: have an awful problem with this. And then Elvis said,

1744
01:43:01,320 --> 01:43:04,879
Speaker 1: if Greg te brings in a receipt of his charity donation,

1745
01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:09,000
Speaker 1: Elvis will match it. And Greg t then basically we

1746
01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:18,000
Speaker 1: just spent your half of Oh okay, um, all right,

1747
01:43:18,439 --> 01:43:22,280
Speaker 1: well see now if you're awful, because I'd rather I see,

1748
01:43:22,280 --> 01:43:25,400
Speaker 1: I'd rather the money if not going to charity should

1749
01:43:25,439 --> 01:43:28,479
Speaker 1: go to something for Trish. I don't even know for

1750
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:31,759
Speaker 1: my kids. Oh see, now see how can we argue

1751
01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:34,280
Speaker 1: against that? Good to the kids? I mean, in my

1752
01:43:34,360 --> 01:43:37,640
Speaker 1: mind it's summertime. It kind of just gives them a

1753
01:43:37,680 --> 01:43:41,320
Speaker 1: little bit of extra trip. What about a nice little

1754
01:43:41,320 --> 01:43:43,200
Speaker 1: trip to see Greg. If you had said what what

1755
01:43:43,280 --> 01:43:44,840
Speaker 1: Trish said? I would be like, oh my god, that's

1756
01:43:44,880 --> 01:43:46,320
Speaker 1: a great idea to do it for your little girl.

1757
01:43:46,479 --> 01:43:52,920
Speaker 1: I said, fund want I mean charity is we do

1758
01:43:52,920 --> 01:43:56,959
Speaker 1: do things for charity. Not I don't. I'm not overlooking

1759
01:43:57,040 --> 01:43:59,800
Speaker 1: any Okay, I've got an idea. I've got an idea. Okay,

1760
01:43:59,840 --> 01:44:05,400
Speaker 1: so whatever you spend on the girls, I will donate

1761
01:44:05,520 --> 01:44:08,000
Speaker 1: that amount to the charity of your choice in your name.

1762
01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:10,720
Speaker 1: So it's so the girls are gonna have a good

1763
01:44:10,720 --> 01:44:13,439
Speaker 1: summer and a charity is gonna we're gonna get some

1764
01:44:13,479 --> 01:44:17,639
Speaker 1: money and we're reinvesting the money. Not an option here,

1765
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:20,439
Speaker 1: like do I have to spend it? Well, there was

1766
01:44:20,439 --> 01:44:22,800
Speaker 1: always that option, but you know, like he wanted to

1767
01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:26,680
Speaker 1: Duke's hookers and he wanted to buy hookers and cigars

1768
01:44:26,840 --> 01:44:30,360
Speaker 1: is what he wanted to buy. Okay, I love this,

1769
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:32,920
Speaker 1: I love this. Now, this is a great summer for

1770
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:36,640
Speaker 1: your beautiful, beautiful daughters who need a great summer, and

1771
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:38,760
Speaker 1: money is going to a great charity. So I'm in.

1772
01:44:39,400 --> 01:44:42,479
Speaker 1: Do we all agree with? Yeah? All right, okay, good,

1773
01:44:42,479 --> 01:44:46,320
Speaker 1: we just terrible. We still look terrible. We know you

1774
01:44:46,360 --> 01:44:49,599
Speaker 1: don't know. I really feel bad. I'm kind of sitting

1775
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:52,920
Speaker 1: here like, oh my god, he looks terrible. You never

1776
01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:55,360
Speaker 1: look the point was to make him feel like, not you,

1777
01:44:55,560 --> 01:45:01,160
Speaker 1: because we love you. Now I've got Okay, here's here's

1778
01:45:01,160 --> 01:45:06,680
Speaker 1: an even better idea. Ready, go to your daughters and say, hey,

1779
01:45:07,479 --> 01:45:09,920
Speaker 1: who do you think deserves some money to help their

1780
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:14,040
Speaker 1: organization whatever? Let them decide, I'll give We'll donate that

1781
01:45:14,120 --> 01:45:17,240
Speaker 1: money on behalf of the show, and then we'll reward

1782
01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:20,439
Speaker 1: them with you know you, if you so choose to

1783
01:45:20,479 --> 01:45:22,880
Speaker 1: do so, you'll reward them with money for their summer fun.

1784
01:45:23,680 --> 01:45:27,759
Speaker 1: That works for me. Okay, alright, look at that. Once again,

1785
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:31,040
Speaker 1: I've spent other people's money. I never thought he was

1786
01:45:31,080 --> 01:45:33,120
Speaker 1: gonna say that. I thought like he would say, hey,

1787
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:34,400
Speaker 1: you know, get this really great and you know what,

1788
01:45:34,439 --> 01:45:37,280
Speaker 1: you can take a thousand and go. You could use

1789
01:45:37,320 --> 01:45:38,840
Speaker 1: that to buy dog food for the new puppy you're

1790
01:45:38,840 --> 01:45:48,320
Speaker 1: getting the kids. We are not that meet our two dogs,

1791
01:45:48,320 --> 01:45:50,880
Speaker 1: hookers and cigars. All right, Trish, we love you. We

1792
01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:55,800
Speaker 1: just came up with a great plane. The girls said, Hi, look,

1793
01:45:56,360 --> 01:45:59,240
Speaker 1: problem solved. Everybody's happy, don't you know, spending other people's

1794
01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:02,720
Speaker 1: money call us. You guys are only going to keep

1795
01:46:02,760 --> 01:46:10,000
Speaker 1: me awake throughout the day, literally alive. Really made my morning.

1796
01:46:10,320 --> 01:46:15,559
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for listening. Elvis Duran in the

1797
01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:23,280
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Oh my gosh, I'm so happy. Yeah, zero

1798
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:26,679
Speaker 1: one hundred Lvis Duran in the Morning Show. So Danielle

1799
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:33,080
Speaker 1: Daniel Daniellelo Monaro, Daniel de Lelo. We had her on earlier.

1800
01:46:33,080 --> 01:46:35,879
Speaker 1: She's driving the I Heart van getting us free publicity

1801
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:38,840
Speaker 1: around the city. I said, why did you take the venom?

1802
01:46:38,880 --> 01:46:40,400
Speaker 1: I had to go up to a late meeting and

1803
01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:44,880
Speaker 1: I couldn't catch my freaking train. Then yesterday I had

1804
01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:47,360
Speaker 1: to go to the doctor. Why are you driving the

1805
01:46:47,360 --> 01:46:50,559
Speaker 1: company van of the doctor? They paid for the gas.

1806
01:46:53,160 --> 01:46:56,559
Speaker 1: So here's how dangerous and treacherous this job is. You know,

1807
01:46:56,640 --> 01:46:59,280
Speaker 1: we can't use certain words on our show because the

1808
01:46:59,320 --> 01:47:02,760
Speaker 1: federal govern we'll pull our license. Yeah, right, And I

1809
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:04,800
Speaker 1: get that it should be policed. I have no problem

1810
01:47:04,880 --> 01:47:08,280
Speaker 1: with that. But sometimes we want to use the F word.

1811
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:12,800
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because with Danielle we say

1812
01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:15,240
Speaker 1: the F word, but we don't say it. We say

1813
01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:17,760
Speaker 1: it differently with the G in the middle rather than

1814
01:47:17,840 --> 01:47:21,880
Speaker 1: a C. K. Can we still say it? You can

1815
01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:25,840
Speaker 1: because we're no, you can't say the F, F and word,

1816
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:29,080
Speaker 1: even if it's not spelled that way exactly, but it's

1817
01:47:29,120 --> 01:47:32,639
Speaker 1: again at the end rather than kim correct, because that's

1818
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:37,120
Speaker 1: how great people from the great people of the city

1819
01:47:37,240 --> 01:47:41,920
Speaker 1: say that, you know, exactly like that guy, I show

1820
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:44,479
Speaker 1: my eyes. I think it's me talking. Yeah, me too,

1821
01:47:44,520 --> 01:47:58,479
Speaker 1: I think, are you When I talk of the what

1822
01:47:58,560 --> 01:48:01,000
Speaker 1: of the New York one? They get back in here?

1823
01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:03,080
Speaker 1: Where are you going? One of the new One of

1824
01:48:03,080 --> 01:48:06,720
Speaker 1: the New Yorkists I love to use is look at

1825
01:48:06,760 --> 01:48:11,000
Speaker 1: that guy? And we were sitting here the end of

1826
01:48:11,000 --> 01:48:13,200
Speaker 1: the day and some guy walked in from the sales department.

1827
01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:18,599
Speaker 1: Who's eating our cookies out there there? Who's guy? Second

1828
01:48:18,640 --> 01:48:20,200
Speaker 1: day on the job? And he came up and took

1829
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:23,120
Speaker 1: her food exactly, But we don't. Rather than saying, who's that,

1830
01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:25,679
Speaker 1: who's that man eating our food, We're like, oh, that guy,

1831
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:31,639
Speaker 1: do you know she used to work for Disney Radio.

1832
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:38,880
Speaker 1: What I did, but I discussed disguise it. I say

1833
01:48:39,040 --> 01:48:45,320
Speaker 1: hello and welcome to Radio Disney. Very cool, have a show,

1834
01:48:45,479 --> 01:48:48,040
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming by. Thanks, thanks. Get out of here,

1835
01:48:48,080 --> 01:48:51,519
Speaker 1: all right, you get out of here. No, you get

1836
01:48:51,520 --> 01:48:56,920
Speaker 1: out of here. Get out of here. If I got

1837
01:48:56,960 --> 01:49:01,000
Speaker 1: about it, get her out of here. She's lady to

1838
01:49:01,120 --> 01:49:05,840
Speaker 1: go drive the iHeart Radio Vanner. I'm going back around Manhattan. Hey.

1839
01:49:06,240 --> 01:49:09,760
Speaker 1: I did an interview with Miley Cyrus and we talk

1840
01:49:09,840 --> 01:49:12,120
Speaker 1: about all sorts of things. We go beyond what a

1841
01:49:12,240 --> 01:49:16,720
Speaker 1: typical interview will allow us to go. What we went

1842
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:19,960
Speaker 1: beyond where we usually go with interviews anyway, thanks to

1843
01:49:20,000 --> 01:49:23,520
Speaker 1: our friends at Zico Coconut Water. It's a new podcast.

1844
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:28,760
Speaker 1: It's called I Heart Radio's labeled to Fires. I know

1845
01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:33,200
Speaker 1: it sounds interesting, doesn't it. And we have other celebrities

1846
01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:34,960
Speaker 1: we're going to sit down and interview as well. We

1847
01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:37,280
Speaker 1: started with Miley Cyrus. It's up now. If you want

1848
01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:41,320
Speaker 1: to hear the interview, go to iHeart radio dot com

1849
01:49:41,320 --> 01:49:45,680
Speaker 1: slash labeled to fires or Elvis Duran dot com. Oh

1850
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:48,960
Speaker 1: look at that. You love your Miley and we really

1851
01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:52,280
Speaker 1: have a great conversation. She calls me her second favorite

1852
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:57,320
Speaker 1: gay uncle. Who was her other gay uncle? She has

1853
01:49:57,360 --> 01:50:01,040
Speaker 1: a gay uncle. She loves it, but I'm her second favorite.

1854
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:05,040
Speaker 1: Very nice. I think that's so anyway. Check it out

1855
01:50:05,080 --> 01:50:07,760
Speaker 1: now Elvis Dan dot com or I Heart Radio dot com.

1856
01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:10,919
Speaker 1: Slash labeled the Fires our first interview on the podcast

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Speaker 1: hate a musty bag, but these are like so adorable.

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Speaker 1: Pretty five percent of their annual profits, uh not profits,

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Speaker 1: rather proceeds go to help protect wildlife in Hawaii. Just

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Speaker 1: or something, the first thing I do is I sniff it.

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Speaker 1: Does it smell anyway? That's to feel good. You can

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Speaker 1: Right back to Bethany and I love the story. Gangs

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Speaker 1: of aggressive killer whales are shaking down Alaska fishing boats

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Speaker 1: So I think that's hilarious them and then taking their food. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Way back Whens Day Elvis, Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand

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Speaker 1: phone tap. Well, what a controversial character this Michael Oppenheimer

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Speaker 1: guy is, but we want to let you know that

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Speaker 1: we officially stand behind him. On the email came in

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Speaker 1: from Vincent. I want you to call my grandparents house

1939
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Speaker 1: and annoy them. It's funny to watch them get angry. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want to to the people

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Speaker 1: of the house. I want Scary to call as Michael Oppenheim.

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Speaker 1: It would be really great. Tell him to use that

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Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer voice. And if my grandfather answers the phone,

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Speaker 1: annoy them too, or my uncle he may be there

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Speaker 1: as well. There you go, So as the uncle got

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Speaker 1: to pick up the grandparents. Let's see now as Michael

1947
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Speaker 1: Oppenheimer calls the grandparents house. Hello, oh, yes, good morning,

1948
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Speaker 1: this is Mr Michael Oppenheimer with Horseback Rider's Digest. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing today, Miss no I'm not interested. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We have a wonderful magazine for you today. No, I

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Speaker 1: know I heard you, but I'm not interested in the

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Speaker 1: Reader's Digest. It's not Reader's Digest. It's Horseback Riders Reader's Digest.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. These are for people who ride horses. Why

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Speaker 1: are you so annoying? My name is Mr Michael Oppenheimer,

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Speaker 1: and I'm with Horseback Riders Reader's Digest. I'm not interested

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Speaker 1: in that. I have a special offer for you to know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not just one second though. It's twelve issues that

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Speaker 1: we have. I'm sorry for sixty two dollars and cents digest. Hello,

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01:56:01,360 --> 01:56:04,480
Speaker 1: good morning. Didn't want sir? You didn't let me finish?

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Speaker 1: You don't call you? Can I speak to the missus

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Speaker 1: of the house. Please? Do you not understand english? Sir?

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Speaker 1: We have a wonderful magazine. If you got a million dollars,

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Speaker 1: don't fall again. Otherwise I have this phone. T okay,

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Speaker 1: it's five dollars and five ten dollar what I just started?

1965
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Speaker 1: Five dollars and nineteen cents. It's nice. I don't give it.

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Speaker 1: Is there somebody in your family that rides horses? Won't

1967
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Speaker 1: you ride my left? Is there somebody that maybe has

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Speaker 1: a pony in your family, because we do have a

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Speaker 1: magazine for pony owners Pet Pony Weekly. About that did

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Speaker 1: not comprehend? Do you speak English? Do you not understand? Now?

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Speaker 1: Who would like? No? One would like Jack? Do you

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Speaker 1: not understand? Don't fall back again, because you're wasting your breath. Sir,

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Speaker 1: Who in your family owns a horse? Hello? We can

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Speaker 1: make you feed my pony. I ain't got time to

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Speaker 1: talk to you. There's no reason to get ride. I'm

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Speaker 1: a telemarketer and I've been told I'll give him. Give

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Speaker 1: your tone. Mark would just tell you I was told

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Speaker 1: to call this phone number. Still care if you was

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Speaker 1: told to call the president of United States. There's no

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Speaker 1: one here that wants any of that. They told me

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Speaker 1: someone that this residence owns a horse. I don't own

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Speaker 1: a horse. You're giving me a hard time for No,

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Speaker 1: you give me a hard time. You're calling this house.

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Speaker 1: I was told to sell this magazine to this residence. Sir,

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Speaker 1: sell nothing you're not selling. No one in this family

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Speaker 1: has a pony or a horse. No go buy me

1987
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Speaker 1: want and I own it. My name is Mr Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 1: Give you Mr Michael Oppenheimer's nice. Here here, talk to

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Speaker 1: the wall. Ready here, listen play what do you want? Well,

1990
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Speaker 1: i'd really like your credit card number. We don't want nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just reading from my I don't want to hear them.

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Speaker 1: Get the cops. Put him on the phone. Let come

1993
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Speaker 1: talk to the right outside. What's your name, sir? I

1994
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Speaker 1: love my name. Just get off the phone. I don't

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Speaker 1: need you one. What's your email? For a point called?

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Speaker 1: I don't need you want to All I want to

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Speaker 1: do is I don't want to give up. What you

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Speaker 1: want to do. What you want you to do is

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Speaker 1: I ain't got to leave me alone, sir. Maybe some literature,

2000
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Speaker 1: perhaps some literature. Hello, hello, friend, Hello, this is Mr Michael.

2001
01:58:22,560 --> 01:58:24,840
Speaker 1: I've in him again. I just want to tell you.

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Speaker 1: I just want to tell you that I offer here

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Speaker 1: our instructs. You offer sixty two cents. Please don't please,

2004
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Speaker 1: don't be childish, being childish, you're calling my house. I'm

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Speaker 1: offering you eighty three cents of the cover price. Oh, sir,

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Speaker 1: this is Can I speak to your mother? Holy crackers?

2007
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Speaker 1: What is your name? Soon? My name is faith? Like you,

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Speaker 1: Mr Face? Can I have your address? Please? Don't need

2009
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Speaker 1: no address, what's your right. We're in Norfolk, Virginia, Sir,

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Speaker 1: give me your name, because you know what. I live

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Speaker 1: in North Carolina and I gotta come through there tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 1: Stop coming and wring your neck, and then you can

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Speaker 1: see who I am. Okay. This is stat Nile in

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Speaker 1: New York, the place where you don't what people like me? Um,

2015
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Speaker 1: I have one more thing for you. You don't, Yes

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Speaker 1: I do, Yes I do. You're on speaker phone face

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Speaker 1: and everybody here you and everybody can hear you, and

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Speaker 1: grandma and grandpa because you've all been phone tapped. Have

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Speaker 1: grandpa pick at the phone. Hello, this is Scary Jones.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. This phone tap was prerecorded permission granted

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Speaker 1: by all of artist Duran phone tap ell least Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. You know what I need? What

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand in the Morning Show