Speaker 1: It's another zuble phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, this is bank from the fraud department. We've
Speaker 3: noticed some potentially fraudulent activity on your account ending in
Speaker 3: If this is the owner of the account, please say
Speaker 3: or press one one. Got it? Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: We've noticed some fraudulent activity on your account. But before
Speaker 3: we go over that, would you like to take a
Speaker 3: quick customer satisfaction survey? Please press or say one for
Speaker 3: yes or two or no no two sorry Q. Got it?
Speaker 3: You selected to take a customer service satisfaction survey.
Speaker 2: I said no.
Speaker 3: On a scale of one to ten. How much do
Speaker 3: you like customer satisfaction surveys?
Speaker 4: Zero customer service please a real person please?
Speaker 3: Got it? You selected on a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 3: You like customer satisfaction surveys at ten? Thank you?
Speaker 2: What the no customer service?
Speaker 4: A live person please? Your boss?
Speaker 3: Got it? You'd like to go back to the customer
Speaker 3: satisfaction survey before we tell you about the projectent account
Speaker 3: on your eye? Got it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: You selected for me to tell you about christ Please
Speaker 3: say this or press one for yes, two for.
Speaker 2: No, no two. I need to speak to someone if
Speaker 2: my account has been hacked.
Speaker 3: Got it? You'd like to speak to an actual person,
Speaker 3: Please press or say one for yes, or press or
Speaker 3: say two for no.
Speaker 2: One yeah, got it?
Speaker 3: One moment.
Speaker 2: This is stupid. Hey, it's a great damn bank.
Speaker 1: This is pete EKINSA going to help.
Speaker 2: Hi. I just got a call from.
Speaker 4: You guys saying that I have some sort of fraudulent
Speaker 4: activity on my account verify.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Let me just send you into the automated system. That's
Speaker 1: how we deal with all the fraud these days, So
Speaker 1: I can just send you back in the air and
Speaker 1: you can get it all verified that way.
Speaker 4: One Please, dude, No, I need to talk to you,
Speaker 4: not a provom.
Speaker 3: Hello, this is Jimmy, the automated phone system for bank.
Speaker 3: There's been some fradulent activity on your account ending in
Speaker 3: If this is the owner of the account, please press
Speaker 3: or say one one got it? You are not the
Speaker 3: owner of this account. Would you like to speak to
Speaker 3: a person? Please press or say I would please one?
Speaker 2: Yes? One? Yes?
Speaker 3: Got it? You selected yes? Please hold? Please?
Speaker 2: Can I'm really hoping you guys can connect me.
Speaker 1: This is bank, This is Tideau.
Speaker 2: What can I do you for sure? Yeah, Please don't
Speaker 2: hang up on me and don't transfer me to anybody.
Speaker 4: Somebody call me telling me my account might be hacked
Speaker 4: or there's some fraudulent charges or something that you can
Speaker 4: deal with on your side.
Speaker 1: I'm so Sorryry about this, So let me just look
Speaker 1: into that point. Did you try an automated phone system,
Speaker 1: because we have any.
Speaker 2: Auto I tried that six times. I'm good. Please do
Speaker 2: not send me back to them.
Speaker 4: I need someone who's a living human being to help
Speaker 4: me here.
Speaker 1: What did you think of Jimmy on the automated phone system.
Speaker 1: I think it's working great.
Speaker 2: I got the honesty that he sucked and I.
Speaker 4: Had him and I never want to deal with him again.
Speaker 4: So please don't ever do that again to anybody, not
Speaker 4: just me, but the human rights.
Speaker 1: Well, that is the shame, you know what. Some must
Speaker 1: have just gone a little funky with it. Let me
Speaker 1: just send you back over to it and try it out.
Speaker 2: You not do that, for the love of God.
Speaker 3: It will work.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure it works for you this time. Please hold.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: This is Jimmy the automated phone system for Bake. The
Speaker 3: account Indian has had some fraudulent activity. If you would
Speaker 3: like to hear the fraudulent activity. Please press or say
Speaker 3: one free S two for no one, Yeah, got it.
Speaker 3: You selected to cancel your account and credit cards. If
Speaker 3: this is correct, please say one. If this is not correct,
Speaker 3: please say two two.
Speaker 2: This is not were you coming up? And no?
Speaker 3: Got it? Your accounts have been canceled. I don't like
Speaker 3: to come back as a member. We're always interested in
Speaker 3: having you. No, I love you.
Speaker 2: What's happening here?
Speaker 3: What just happened? Will you marry me? If yes, press one?
Speaker 3: If no, press or say two.
Speaker 1: What the Robbie? This is actually Dubil from the Jubil
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriend
Speaker 1: Sarah say you up?
Speaker 2: Oh my, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: She said that automated phone systems bug you and she
Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you about it.
Speaker 2: Man, I hated you and I wanted to kill him.
Speaker 1: Actually, honestly, wake up every morning with double phone Franks