1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: Two hopeless das one dating app then dares you, guys, 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: swipe right. 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 2: The question is whose love life is more tragic? 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 3: It's Battle Love the Tender Dates. 5 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,760 Speaker 4: It's the dating game show that's clothing optional if you're 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 4: seventy or above. The Tender Dates, where two of our 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 4: listeners go head to head and sometimes mouth to mouth 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 4: to find out whose love life is the most tragic. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 3: Of course, after they take their dentures out. That's right. 10 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 4: We'll go over the rules in just a second, but 11 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 4: first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she's a 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 4: bit of a germophobe, so she'll only hold hands inside 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 4: of a ziplock bag filled with purell sterroll share all. 14 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: It's pa, I don't know if it's true or not. 15 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 3: Is that true? 16 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: There? 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm here and I am indeed a germophobe. 18 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. 19 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: It took her a second because the plastic bag around 20 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: her hand was hard. 21 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 2: I had to get my hand dried from the sanitizer. 22 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 3: You do what you gotta do. 23 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 4: And in the other corner, her ideal first date is 24 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 4: sharing a bowl of toxic berries, followed by a long 25 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 4: romantic stroll through a patch of poison oak. That's why 26 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 4: they call her Rashie Ashley. 27 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 1: I did just have allergies, Jeff. 28 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 3: She likes it that way. 29 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 1: I like hiking. What can I say. 30 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 3: Here's how they're doing works. 31 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 4: One contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst 32 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 4: date stories. The other will try and counter with a 33 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 4: nightmare story of their own. We're going back and forth 34 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 4: for three rounds until we declare a winner, starting it 35 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 4: off with Steryll. 36 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 3: Cheryl go for it. 37 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 2: So we bonded online over the fact that we're both writers. 38 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 2: Oh cool, and we agreed to bring a sample or 39 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 2: two of writing on our date for fine man. 40 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 3: That feels probably pretty vulnerable. 41 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 2: It was vulnerable, but like that's what brings you close, 42 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 2: you know. So like I brought a little story poem 43 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 2: I wrote, and he brought screenshots of meme comments that 44 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 2: he left on so celebrities instance. 45 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 3: Oh no, that was his writing. Yeah. 46 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 2: He told me he's a semi pro internet. 47 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 4: Troll's probably some good stuff on our Facebook page. 48 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 2: So to read some pro wow. 49 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, one day I'll get to the pro counter. 50 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 1: Okay. We went to a coffee shop and he said 51 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 1: he would pay, and then he pulls out this huge 52 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: bag of change, like the chang change. 53 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 3: Hey, Alexis, don't do change. 54 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,959 Speaker 1: It's still money count on the counter there. Okay, but 55 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: it gets worse actually because the barista told him that's 56 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 1: not real money, that's chuck E Cheese token. Yeah, and 57 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I brought the wrong bag. 58 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 3: But he's chuck E Cheese rich. So that's kind of nice. 59 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 2: Say for one of the big prizes at the Big Spenders. 60 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 3: We're on to round two, so Cheryl, we're back to you. 61 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 2: So we did a candle making class together, and when 62 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 2: it was time to choose our scent, he pulled out 63 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 2: a piece of hair from his pocket and he put 64 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 2: it in his candle. 65 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 3: Burned hair was the scent he was going for. Yeah, 66 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 3: what the. 67 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: Heck, That's what I thought. 68 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 2: But he was like, oh no, this is my ex's hair. 69 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 2: I love the smell of her hair. 70 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, gosh, out of. 71 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:29,399 Speaker 1: A horror movie. 72 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. 73 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 1: And you know the collection of Harry has at home 74 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: is large. 75 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, book, you're saying he's a romantic. Actually the 76 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 3: hair out of his pocket actually gonna have to step 77 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 3: it up. 78 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: So I get to the date and he brings his 79 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: twin brother with him, which was weird. I didn't know 80 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: he had a twin brother. 81 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 3: Oh, you didn't even know. You got a bogo deal 82 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 3: on a big It's great to be cuter. 83 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: You would think. So they were sitting side by side 84 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: in the boost, across from me, and they're like, don't worry, 85 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: we'll take turns talking so you can decide who you 86 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: vibe with. 87 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 3: Okay, it's nice to have options. 88 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: I think mothers taught them to share too much. Yeah, 89 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: so the problem is they just kind of got into 90 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: like an argument, like stupid brother fighting, and the next 91 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: thing they know, they're like slapping. 92 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 3: Each other, willing to fight for you. They're slapping each 93 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 3: other as brother boys. Onto the third and final round. 94 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 3: So we need your best stories here, ladies. So Cheryl, 95 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 3: what have you got? Oh? 96 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 2: You know, I saved the best for last. So I 97 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 2: went on the day of the guy and in the beginning, 98 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 2: like all was well, and when we were saying good night, 99 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 2: he told me that he wrote something and he wants 100 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 2: me to hear. 101 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 3: It another writer. Look at that. 102 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 2: He pulls out a letter. Wow, and like he's talking 103 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 2: about my eyes and my hair and the way I smell. 104 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, what you smell before you even mess you got. 105 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 3: Maybe he went to the bathroom and did it. 106 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I don't know when he wrote it, 107 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 2: but it was sweet and it almost brought me to tears. 108 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 2: And that's when he told me it's his wedding speech 109 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 2: for his fiance and he needed to test it out. 110 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: Not exce like currently getting married. 111 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 2: Soon current, and I was there on a friend date 112 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 2: with him. I do not know that. 113 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 3: Well, at least he wasn't trying to cheat. He just 114 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 3: didn't have any homies help. Did you give him the 115 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 3: green light or did you make some adjustments. 116 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 2: I was not going to gratify it with a response. 117 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: But he was so nervous on his wedding day because 118 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 1: of your Rashi Ashley. 119 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 3: It's your last chance. 120 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: So this guy in brites me back to his play 121 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: saying he just got this new super comfy bed and 122 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm totally into it, so, you know, to beat, I'm like, 123 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,919 Speaker 1: let's go test it out. 124 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 3: Can be expensive. I'd be like you, yeah, what are 125 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 3: you working with? 126 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 1: Right? That's what I was hoping, But instead I get 127 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: there and I'm like, is this a joke? Because it's 128 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: a kid's race. Car beds forces you to snuggle. Oh 129 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: my god, and I was like, do you have kids? 130 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 1: And he's like no, but he loves cars and he 131 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: always dreams which to get like an F one driver. 132 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 3: Why would we hop in the backseat in my bed? 133 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 3: What's his name? 134 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 4: Lewis Hamilton or match for stopping? Because you may missed out. 135 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: Please please tell me Lewis Hamilton sleeps. 136 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:45,840 Speaker 3: In a race dream. All right, he takes quick. There 137 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 3: we go. We got the final bell, which means the 138 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 3: match is over. 139 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,640 Speaker 4: Judges. We need to score it. So alexis who you 140 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,360 Speaker 4: giving it too? 141 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,280 Speaker 3: Cheryl for the creepy candle class guy Cheryl Brooke. 142 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to Cheryl. 143 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 3: But for the fiance that means congratulations Darryl. Cheryl. Well 144 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 3: you are our lonely lady of the week. How does 145 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 3: that feel? 146 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 2: Oh? 147 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 1: I win? I win. 148 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 2: I'm thrilled her voice. 149 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 4: Text in to seventy five nine too if you want 150 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 4: to hear on the next edition of Battle of the 151 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 4: Tender Days. 152 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming up 153 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.