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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Heday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins and I'm calling with building maintenance and I

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Speaker 1: need to speak with the resident who is on the

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Speaker 1: lease for that's me. How can I help you with everything? Already?

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Speaker 1: This is Arianna? Is that your name? Yes, it's Ariana. Sorry, Arianna,

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Speaker 1: Sorry but it's Ariana Arianna. Yes, okay, sorry about that, Arianna.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because, as you know, we've been doing some

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Speaker 1: building maintenance and we did come into your apartment to

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Speaker 1: do that work today. Perfect, So everything's good. No, nothing

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Speaker 1: is actually good, okay, And what would be the issue.

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Speaker 1: The issue is my sciatica? What does that mean? I'm

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Speaker 1: so confused. That means that I came into your apartment

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Speaker 1: today to do some routine maintenance and I didn't expect

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Speaker 1: to leave with whiplash. I will be calling my insurance

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Speaker 1: and I will be hiring a lawyer, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: put your butt in a fling. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: I said that, but I'm obviously not happy. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: couldn't see that. Number One, We're not going to threaten

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Speaker 1: me with anything. Because just as you can lawyer up,

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Speaker 1: so can I. You were hired to do a job,

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Speaker 1: and you're not explaining what happened whatsoever. You're complaining about

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Speaker 1: your back threatening my back and my pride because of you.

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Speaker 1: And how was it because of me? Because I came

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Speaker 1: into your apartment to do some routine maintenance. As I

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Speaker 1: was doing, oh oh my bad, my back is seazing.

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Speaker 1: How every time I start to talk and I get

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Speaker 1: a little two worked up, my sciatic nerve pinches and

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Speaker 1: my back is killing me. Okay, you're not going to scream,

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Speaker 1: all right. First of all, you have not explained anything.

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Speaker 1: You're taking so long explaining that you're back first, so

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Speaker 1: you're not telling me what actually happen, and my pride,

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Speaker 1: what happens back in pride, Back in pride, back and pride,

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Speaker 1: back and pride. Your stupid toilet tried to eat me,

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Speaker 1: excuse me your toilet. The seat was up, which I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming was probably not from you but somebody else who

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Speaker 1: lives there, unless you pee with the seat up, my

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Speaker 1: husband most likely, Yes, your hubby left the seat up.

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Speaker 1: And there was a puddle of what I can only

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Speaker 1: think was urine, and it pretty much swallowed me whole.

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Speaker 1: I was stuck for forty five minutes in your toilet

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Speaker 1: with yourn all over my shoes, and I was screaming

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Speaker 1: for help, and I finally had to be pride out

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Speaker 1: of there by another couple members of the maintenance crew.

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Speaker 1: They had to grease up my thighs and then pop

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Speaker 1: me out of the toilet. And my back hurts, and

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Speaker 1: my head hurts, and my pride hurts, and I want

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Speaker 1: to saw off this foot because I'm pretty sure I

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Speaker 1: have youurine on it. I'm still not sure why it

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Speaker 1: is that you're calling me because I something that you

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Speaker 1: could have avoid it. I could not have avoided this.

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Speaker 1: You're the party that is solely responsible because you should

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Speaker 1: have known that there was urine on your floor and

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Speaker 1: that the toilet seat was up, and an accident like

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Speaker 1: this could easily happen. This happened on your property, in

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Speaker 1: your apartment. It's because of your negligence with leaving the

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Speaker 1: urine on the floor that I fell into that toilet

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Speaker 1: and what's stuck and now I probably have back problems

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Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. Not to mention my

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Speaker 1: pride because of the urine. Okay, I can't stand this anymore.

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Speaker 1: I's urine, not urine, and you expect me to believe

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Speaker 1: that you have a lawyer on retainer, which you can't

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Speaker 1: even pronounce the word urine. I'm worried about the yurine

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Speaker 1: on my back and pride, and I'm not worried about

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Speaker 1: if my lawyer wears a retainer or not. All I

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Speaker 1: know is I slipped in yourinetainer. If you had a lawyer,

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Speaker 1: you would know what that meant. I'm gonna end this

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Speaker 1: phone call because i have nothing more to say to you,

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Speaker 1: and I'm really sorry that you slipped and fell on

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Speaker 1: some p in my house, yourine, your lawyer. What I

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Speaker 1: slipped and fell on urine? The word p is very

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Speaker 1: offensive and very harsh to hear. I slipped on the

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Speaker 1: urine and then I fell into your toiurin urine. I

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Speaker 1: gotta go. Good luck with life, because it sounds like

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Speaker 1: it's really don't go yet, because I need to let

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Speaker 1: you know that this is actually Jewel from Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Do

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Speaker 1: I set you up? You go me right now? Yes,

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Speaker 1: blood pressure, it's through the roof. Oh babe, I got

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Speaker 1: you ridiculous, he says that you always give him a

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Speaker 1: hard time for being on the floor and leaving the

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Speaker 1: toilet seat up, and you had some maintenance screws coming by,

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Speaker 1: so he wanted to mess with you. See see, I'll

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Speaker 1: feel a better job of cleaning up my urine. The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand