Speaker 1: Welcome back, Episode fourteen of Intercom Intercom. We're really in unison.
Speaker 1: We are really amused, and that really doing good.
Speaker 2: We're doing good.
Speaker 1: Today is good affirmations together. Today is going to be
Speaker 1: a good day. I'm happy. I am lucky to be alive.
Speaker 1: I'm happy. Life is a dream. Life is good. Life
Speaker 1: is good. We're lucky to be alive. We're lucky to
Speaker 1: be alive.
Speaker 2: Please please work. I hear my affirmations.
Speaker 3: My tips are getting smaller, my ass is getting firmer.
Speaker 3: All the clothes I want deepop, They're gonna DM me
Speaker 3: and be like I saw your Instagram and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give them to you for free.
Speaker 1: That's a really good affirmations. Actually, thank yeah.
Speaker 3: I did every waking moment, Like y'all wake up and
Speaker 3: do it. I do it every waking moment.
Speaker 1: Please please, please, Well, before we get in today's episode,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to update y'all in something that I
Speaker 1: briefly spoke about at the very beginning of the last episode.
Speaker 1: So I mentioned that I have a growth on my face. Guys,
Speaker 1: it's gone. It's gone.
Speaker 3: Wait, literally, Kai the sucky you brought it up. Kai
Speaker 3: was like, it's probably like an acne sist that'll just
Speaker 3: go away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a boil or something under my skins.
Speaker 1: I literally had boils oil, but it didn't like surface
Speaker 1: or anything, which is like the weirdest part.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I get.
Speaker 3: I'll get something like that and it only kind of
Speaker 3: surfaces because I'm literally destroying and scratching at my face.
Speaker 2: You have a cat hair on your lip and it's inside.
Speaker 1: As I was leaving it there, I was going to
Speaker 1: eat it later. But yeah, that's just like a testament
Speaker 1: to the mind and the body and how it can
Speaker 1: just heal itself. My mind's not doing such a good
Speaker 1: job at that. Please please let me out of this prison.
Speaker 1: And second time, my brain like I went out. I
Speaker 1: went out. I went out.
Speaker 2: You need to do a psychedelic trip.
Speaker 1: No, No, I just went on the internet things.
Speaker 3: It's like they're like, I'm so depressed and I hate myself.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna do mushrooms in the woods alone.
Speaker 1: I wish I used I used to think like that.
Speaker 1: I used to be like that, but I'm in such
Speaker 1: a fragile state with my brain right now that like legitimately,
Speaker 1: anything that throws the chemistry off, Like even if I
Speaker 1: have caffeine, like, I'm sent into a dark, dark place
Speaker 1: and it's it's really not to dude.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine a caffeine doing that to me. If
Speaker 3: caffeine did that to me, then then y'all will never
Speaker 3: see me again. I won't say why you would never
Speaker 3: see me again. But the day I wake up in
Speaker 3: caffeine doesn't make me feel good. And yeah, infer where
Speaker 3: I would go. Since you're giving an update on your body,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give an update on my body. I think
Speaker 3: have I meted the dream?
Speaker 1: It's a playground.
Speaker 2: Your body is one?
Speaker 3: Oh what song is that I used to play on
Speaker 3: like the radio on like one on one point one.
Speaker 1: Delilah Delilah, No, that's it. I think a North Miami
Speaker 1: thing or something.
Speaker 2: No, I think Okay, I looked it up in that bitch.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm so stupid.
Speaker 3: I was gonna be like she was on the news,
Speaker 3: but I'm thinking of Miami news, dude.
Speaker 2: Delilah is og radio host in Florida.
Speaker 3: She did one on one point five light FM, and
Speaker 3: she would just play like all the like oldies. So
Speaker 3: when I was growing up, I listened to like a
Speaker 3: lot of music from like the eighties and shit, because
Speaker 3: that's the channel I would listen to. And she has
Speaker 3: the most soothing voice ever. And I actually found out
Speaker 3: she has eight kids and like one of them committed
Speaker 3: suicide recently and she wrote a book about it. And
Speaker 3: her whole thing was you would call her and like,
Speaker 3: say something bad happening, and she would literally like therapie,
Speaker 3: random people on the radio, no wonder, I like, I
Speaker 3: like immediately was set off to have depression before I
Speaker 3: knew it, because I would be going to bed at
Speaker 3: night and.
Speaker 2: Listening to So.
Speaker 3: I would be like, my wife and me just aren't
Speaker 3: getting along. I have nothing to look forward to in
Speaker 3: the morning, and like life is so miserable. So I
Speaker 3: knew the feeling of dread before I had experienced it.
Speaker 3: So I was listening to Delilah therapies.
Speaker 1: Were four years old, like mourning other people's relationships.
Speaker 3: And then like they start playing It's the Falling in
Speaker 3: Love by Michael Jackson. I'm like, and I like, go
Speaker 3: to me going to sleep listening to Like and be like,
Speaker 3: I just hope we fall in love again, and she'll
Speaker 3: be like, and with that, I have the perfect song
Speaker 3: for you guys. And then she'd play like, Hella, fuck,
Speaker 3: what the fuck was I saying before that?
Speaker 1: I was talking about my boil in my body, your
Speaker 1: update on your body.
Speaker 2: And your balls. The update on your balls.
Speaker 1: They're absolutely massive right now. They grew overnight. I'm actually
Speaker 1: super excited about that. Big balls are like a cool thing.
Speaker 3: No, I'm trying to think if I had mentioned what
Speaker 3: is happening to my intestines. I feel like you always
Speaker 3: talk about being constipated and like being in pain and shit.
Speaker 2: And I never knew that feeling until that is it
Speaker 2: You're so annoying. It's like dirt.
Speaker 3: But I never knew what that was like because I've
Speaker 3: always had like a beautiful, beautiful stream.
Speaker 1: Of turns coming out of your colon.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was always just like I have my morning poops,
Speaker 3: I got my lunch poop, and I got my dinner poop,
Speaker 3: Like it comes in.
Speaker 1: Waves, like an absolute dream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I've always had that until the last month.
Speaker 3: I think everyone who I know, when we talk about it,
Speaker 3: everyone's like, yes, it's the like, just stop drinking them.
Speaker 3: But they taste good and I like them and I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna stop. But I have not had a solid
Speaker 3: ship for the past month, and then yesterday, yesterday I
Speaker 3: hit a barking point where I was in so much
Speaker 3: fucking pain and I came home and I was stuck
Speaker 3: in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was hilarious. It's just like it's
Speaker 1: just watching it's awesome watching someone hit rock bottom and
Speaker 1: finally come to terms with like what they're doing to themselves.
Speaker 1: And you just need to stop drinking this probiotics And.
Speaker 2: What was the first part.
Speaker 1: Of that, Well, you hit rock bottom?
Speaker 2: No, what about that?
Speaker 3: It is fun for you to watch.
Speaker 1: I just like watching my friends in pain. I just
Speaker 1: love watching them suffer.
Speaker 3: Literally as when you were dying on the sidewalk. I
Speaker 3: found a video which I literally won't insert because it's.
Speaker 1: Like it's actually scary, dementing.
Speaker 3: But I found a video of me like drunkenly recording
Speaker 3: with my handicamping, Like I don't want to take him
Speaker 3: to the hospital.
Speaker 2: And like I go in cloth on his face literally
Speaker 2: looks dead.
Speaker 1: No, I think we should insert that clip. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean we could drive him to the hospital.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to the hospital. We could just
Speaker 2: drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost four thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: The thing is Mason last night was literally throwing up
Speaker 3: like four times in a row, and we did take
Speaker 3: it to the hospital. So I'm like, why do we
Speaker 3: have to see Drew to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Look at him, He's way worse than Mason. This is
Speaker 2: like Project Decks. Yeah, I know what if?
Speaker 3: This is like I'm literally being a fucking blazing cunt,
Speaker 3: like a drunk bitch. But it just be zooming it
Speaker 3: on your hands and be like, oh, I want to
Speaker 3: go to ass you look dead. Also a Lisa coming
Speaker 3: over and like begging to see it immediately. I had
Speaker 3: told her that three hours before that I found that video.
Speaker 3: Oh and then my other update on my body. I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry.
Speaker 2: This is like no one cares.
Speaker 3: But I've been biting my nails so hard and then
Speaker 3: yesterday one of my nails broken half and I'm in
Speaker 3: the most pain ever. But because I'm a woman, I
Speaker 3: can engage my pain and like swallow it and like
Speaker 3: just like keep pushing.
Speaker 1: No, you can't. Anytime your tummy hurts. You are not
Speaker 1: brave about it. You're not brave about your timy.
Speaker 3: Hair, okay, cause I'm just like prepping you off for
Speaker 3: the day, Like you find out that I'm like passing
Speaker 3: away from like my stomach lining being no.
Speaker 1: It's literally like YA will eat one fucking chip and
Speaker 1: then complain, I'm not kidding. Fifteen seconds later, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's like a brick sitting in my stomach.
Speaker 1: Like I've never felt like this in my life, Like
Speaker 1: I literally am passing away, like I need to stop,
Speaker 1: like I need to just stop everything. And then she
Speaker 1: will go back into the kitchen and eat like the
Speaker 1: entire bag of chips and then come into the.
Speaker 3: Cause because I'm already here, ye might as well keep going.
Speaker 3: It tastes good.
Speaker 1: It's actually insane that how often in YOUA complains about
Speaker 1: her stomach. But I have no fucking ry.
Speaker 3: But also it has gotten better since I started cooking
Speaker 3: at home, like for the most part when it cause,
Speaker 3: I find my meals that don't hurt my stomach and
Speaker 3: I eat them yesterday. I don't know why those chips
Speaker 3: made my stomach r because they really never make my stomacher.
Speaker 3: I think it was because I had no other food
Speaker 3: in my stomach, and then I came home and fucking
Speaker 3: swallow the whole bag and like the like span of
Speaker 3: a minute.
Speaker 1: How is that even possible. You like ate the lining
Speaker 1: of the bag and throat throat, goat, throat goat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyways, but after Drew's constipation we wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1: I didn't talk about my constipation. You're moving too quick, girl, I.
Speaker 3: Guess, meaning like after Drew's constipation, Like what is this
Speaker 3: fucking podcast?
Speaker 1: Like, so Enya has troubles with This is like literally
Speaker 1: just poop joke podcast and you have trouble with shitting
Speaker 1: like it is funny and will be funny.
Speaker 2: Some people are in the business of normalizing.
Speaker 3: Like like like acne and stuff, and I'm in the
Speaker 3: business of normalizing poop like girls guys like girls poop?
Speaker 1: Wait do they really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I wasn't kidding.
Speaker 1: This isn't a bit like girls actually poop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like for me, liquid liquid ass.
Speaker 1: Wait no, no, no, no, right at my butt? I actually
Speaker 1: like you're lying. You're lying.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. Are you waiting? Are you kidding? Yeah, Drew,
Speaker 2: girls poop?
Speaker 1: No, they don't, they do.
Speaker 3: You've never seen a girl's poop. She's never sent you
Speaker 3: a pick of her poop. Damn No, girls have liked you?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: Please? You're lying?
Speaker 1: Well, this is a dream, are.
Speaker 3: You okay, yeah, sure, you got to keep going and
Speaker 3: coming like kay, no, I'm acting.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't know you were that good. It just
Speaker 2: seems like real pain.
Speaker 1: I pulled from very real place, very real and dark.
Speaker 3: What I'm standing around with an acting coach and they're like, dude.
Speaker 3: One time I literally had someone an acting coach ask me.
Speaker 2: Imagine like someone.
Speaker 3: Who passed away, someone who's too passed away. And then
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, So I'm like sitting there literally
Speaker 3: thinking about my dead mother, and she's like, who are.
Speaker 2: You thinking about?
Speaker 3: And I was like, I mind you.
Speaker 2: I just met this bitch and I'm like.
Speaker 1: My mom.
Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, and how did she die? And
Speaker 3: like starts like really digging in and like asking me
Speaker 3: about extreme details of my life. And because I was uncomfortable,
Speaker 3: I was just like telling her because I was like,
Speaker 3: I guess this is like the vulnerable mobility of like
Speaker 3: acting coaches and classes.
Speaker 2: And she literally she's like, yes, yes, love that love.
Speaker 1: That love it from your dead mother.
Speaker 2: Imagine her.
Speaker 3: No, imagine you're a last moment seeing her body in
Speaker 3: one piece. Imagine that. Just think about that. And she
Speaker 3: was like, well, she buried her. And I was like no,
Speaker 3: like DDE, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Was very she was torched.
Speaker 3: We torched her like like a little marshmallow.
Speaker 2: Like, no, what are those things you do in the kitchen? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's how we did my mom with a buttane lighter.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, with like a dab rigged lighter, and
Speaker 3: then we created resent.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not funny.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Well, Enya has liquid shit and I have shit that
Speaker 1: happens once every fourteen days. I've gone. I've gone literally
Speaker 1: like sixteen days without shitting one time.
Speaker 2: Part of me is like, you have to be exaggerating.
Speaker 1: Because you know, I swear to fucking god, No, this
Speaker 1: is like my real life. Like I'm not exaggerating. It's
Speaker 1: not like that every time. But I have done that
Speaker 1: before and it was fucked up, Like it was genuinely
Speaker 1: like the worst I'd ever felt physically in my life,
Speaker 1: Like it felt like I had one hundred pounds of
Speaker 1: shit in my gut and it just randomly one day,
Speaker 1: like I took a laxative and it went away. But
Speaker 1: like laxatives I am fucking petrified of. Because there's a
Speaker 1: whole other story that I guess I could get into.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you're a scary story. I think the
Speaker 3: night this happened, you were live texting me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably, so, uh go back five years. I'm still
Speaker 1: living in Texas. Uh, still dealing with constipation, undiagnosed, whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck I have. I'm still I don't know what
Speaker 1: is going on with my gut. It's the most annoying
Speaker 1: shit ever. And I haven't ship in a very long time.
Speaker 1: So and it's starting to like actually like cause me pain,
Speaker 1: Like it's starting to like hurt. So I like going
Speaker 1: down stairs because I know my dad has laxatives, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Dad, like I'm constipated, Like I need laxatives,
Speaker 1: like to help this, help me. Shit. It's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And my dad is like bigger than I am. He's
Speaker 1: like probably, yeah, I don't know, he's bigger than I am.
Speaker 1: And he gave me like his dose of laxidif that
Speaker 1: he takes, and I went upstairs and I popped all
Speaker 1: three of these pills and he was like, oh no, like,
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to take all three of them. You're
Speaker 1: supposed to take one now and then one tomorrow morning,
Speaker 1: and then one the next morning. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my fucking god, Oh my god, oh my god. So
Speaker 1: I start like literally panicking, and then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: like it's done, Like there's like nothing I can do
Speaker 1: about it. Just like breathe, like you'll get through this,
Speaker 1: you'll make you'll maybe live, literally, and then like fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes past, and like my stomach is making like it's
Speaker 1: it literally like if you held a decibel reader up
Speaker 1: to it, it would be as loud as a fucking
Speaker 1: like jet engine. Like it was like the loudest like
Speaker 1: churning and like grumbling I'd ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, my fucking god, those.
Speaker 2: Were literally like fruit and blending you.
Speaker 1: No exactly, it was like it was like literally because
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes go by, it's making these sound loud sounds,
Speaker 1: and then I just get these like sharp like cramping
Speaker 1: pains in my stomach, which like honestly, like like as
Speaker 1: a man, like I feel like I understand what a
Speaker 1: period feels like, and like I cannot believe I'll go
Speaker 1: through that once a month because like like periods hurt.
Speaker 2: I actually I don't get cramps.
Speaker 1: So well like other girls out there, Like I feel.
Speaker 2: My big fucking boobs hurt and they get really like.
Speaker 5: You need a massage, Yeah, I need I need them.
Speaker 1: You need a massage, the little the nodules.
Speaker 3: The nodules, you mean, my nipples.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting upstairs and it's uh, my stomach's churning.
Speaker 1: It's fucking like actually like starting to scare me. It's
Speaker 1: starting to hurt, really really bad, cramping all that. And
Speaker 1: then I start getting like extremely nauseous, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh no, like this isn't supposed to happen, Like I
Speaker 1: don't like, why is this happening? And so I like
Speaker 1: go and I start like throwing up, like profusely throwing up,
Speaker 1: and it is no literally like I'm throwing up like
Speaker 1: shit out of my mouth, not actually, but literally, I'm
Speaker 1: throwing up shit out of my mouth and it's bright red.
Speaker 1: And like then my ass starts to hurt, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my fucking god, it's coming out of my ass
Speaker 1: and like it's coming out and so he said on
Speaker 1: the toilet and nothing comes out. And then I start
Speaker 1: pissing blood like I'm like pissing blood, throwing up vomit,
Speaker 1: trying to shit out of my ass like butt ass naked, sweating,
Speaker 1: the most vulnerable I've ever felt in my life, and
Speaker 1: I am like literally screaming and like I'm like my
Speaker 1: he like bracing up against the walls like actually out
Speaker 1: of a comedy movie, like the worst pin I've ever felt.
Speaker 1: And like I won't go into too much detail because
Speaker 1: like what transpired next is like some of the most
Speaker 1: humiliating shit that's ever happened to me in my entire life.
Speaker 1: I'll just have Kai like bleep it out so you
Speaker 1: understand what happened. But I like had to go on
Speaker 1: the tub of the shower and literally like my out
Speaker 1: of my eyes because it was so impacted. And I
Speaker 1: laid there with the shower running after doing that and
Speaker 1: cried my eyes out because like it was the most
Speaker 1: dehumanizing thing in my entire life. Yeah, it's like really gnarling.
Speaker 1: And then I went on the toilet and exploded out
Speaker 1: of my ass for literally two hours, Like it was
Speaker 1: like so much shit just like spraying out of my butt,
Speaker 1: like like it was really crazy, Kay said, shiz, like
Speaker 1: I was pissing ship like pish, what is it? Shitching
Speaker 1: like literally pissing shit out of my butt. But I
Speaker 1: woke up the next day, And I am not joking. No,
Speaker 1: I felt like a million dollars and I felt lighter,
Speaker 1: like I felt like I had like a pep in
Speaker 1: my step. I felt like I was walking on clouds.
Speaker 1: It was like actually insane. No, it was like my
Speaker 1: whole And that's probably why my gut, like flora, is
Speaker 1: so fucked up.
Speaker 2: And yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: Because I like eradicated it all, like I burned it alive.
Speaker 1: I seared it alive with my relaxatives.
Speaker 3: Dude. Actually, that randomly just reminded me so one time
Speaker 3: when I was in Honduras when I was like maybe
Speaker 3: six years old, that was the sickest I had gotten
Speaker 3: in my whole life, like where I had eggsma. The
Speaker 3: skin had become so raw from like the medicine or.
Speaker 2: Are you situated? Yeah, can you hear that when he moves?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 3: But I don't know why I got so sick when
Speaker 3: I went to Hunduras once. I don't know what it
Speaker 3: was to this day, but I literally was on my
Speaker 3: deathbed at the ripe age of like six or seven,
Speaker 3: and I would go every summer, but this last summer
Speaker 3: that I remember going, for some reason, I like nearly fucking.
Speaker 2: Conked over and died.
Speaker 3: And it started as just like a normal like flu,
Speaker 3: and I was just like kind of bedridden every day,
Speaker 3: like I wasn't doing anything like I would like lay around.
Speaker 3: I actually also within this, I had such a bad
Speaker 3: temper as a kid. My brother and cousin were in
Speaker 3: the other room playing the PS two on like the
Speaker 3: TV that was in that house, and they were all
Speaker 3: on the floor playing PS two, but they were being
Speaker 3: really fucking loud and having so much fun, and I
Speaker 3: was so sick, and I had the craziest migraines from
Speaker 3: being sick that I kept telling them to shut up
Speaker 3: because I wanted to go back to sleep, and they
Speaker 3: wouldn't listen. So I literally got the fuck up, went
Speaker 3: grabbed the PS two, picked it up, and slammed it
Speaker 3: on the floor and got the demo disc stuck in there,
Speaker 3: so they only could play like not even the demo disc.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was the demo disc, but it had Nemo
Speaker 3: the game on.
Speaker 1: It, so that game was fucking lit. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: fucking No one wanted to have that conversation. But the
Speaker 1: Nemo game was literally like one of the most like
Speaker 1: influential games.
Speaker 3: Uh, it was fucking awesome. Do they do that still
Speaker 3: with kids movies? Like make every single one into a
Speaker 3: game because as kids, every single if you look at
Speaker 3: game Boy games, almost everyone is a fucking.
Speaker 1: Movie or like a cartoon or like whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that aside. Basically, I just like kept getting
Speaker 3: sicker and sicker, and then my eggzma that was on
Speaker 3: my arms got so blistered up and fucked up that
Speaker 3: I had boils on my arms that I still have
Speaker 3: like little divot scars from it that I would scratch
Speaker 3: and I would like bleed all the time. And then
Speaker 3: I started having liquid fucking shit and vomiting at the
Speaker 3: same time. That's what just reminded me of this is
Speaker 3: I would wake up in the middle of the night
Speaker 3: and feel so sick and run to the bathroom and
Speaker 3: like go to shit and then have to grab the
Speaker 3: fucking garbage can and throw up in the garbage can
Speaker 3: as I was shitting.
Speaker 1: It's very dehumanizing, like it coming out of both ends.
Speaker 1: Like it's like it's like it really is like not
Speaker 1: even dehumanizing, it's humbling. It's like you are a human.
Speaker 1: And then like sometime sometimes this happens and like you
Speaker 1: just have to like figure it out. We're people too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Drew.
Speaker 2: We shit and poop out our ass too.
Speaker 1: I throw up shit sometimes, like literal poop out of
Speaker 1: my Oh my god. That just reminded me of one
Speaker 1: time when I was like I was probably in like
Speaker 1: I want to say, like first grade. This is the
Speaker 1: bowel movement, Yeah, the vowel movement, the regular bowel movement.
Speaker 1: Normalizing shit, normalized shit. We need to normalized, normalizing shit,
Speaker 1: normalized pew. So I was like probably in like first
Speaker 1: or second grade at the time, and like my brothers
Speaker 1: are like like a few years older than me, so
Speaker 1: they were like in middle school, and they came home
Speaker 1: one day and was like, yo, like I cannot believe
Speaker 1: what happened today, Like this girl like she threw up
Speaker 1: shit all over the place. And I was like, like, verbatim,
Speaker 1: that's what they said. I will never forget this story.
Speaker 1: So sorry, oh yeah, I'll never forget this story.
Speaker 2: And it's just like that's gonna get leftick.
Speaker 1: We did it last episode two and that one before
Speaker 1: that as well. Oh really yeah, but like I'll never
Speaker 1: forget it because it was like really like a pivotal
Speaker 1: moment in my life, like my brother came in and
Speaker 1: was like, this girl, she threw up shit all over
Speaker 1: the place, and in my like second grade brain, I
Speaker 1: thought she literally was like throwing up turns out of
Speaker 1: her mouth, and like I visualized that and everything, and
Speaker 1: like I asked a question. I was like, she like
Speaker 1: threw up poop out of her mouth, and my brothers,
Speaker 1: like being the assholes that they are, were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like they're like hold like turds came out, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, my fucking god, I did not know
Speaker 1: that was possible, Like this is the like this is
Speaker 1: the craziest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
Speaker 1: And then fast forward and I'm like entering middle school
Speaker 1: like five years later or whatever, and like I finally realized,
Speaker 1: like my brothers were just being fucking assholes to me,
Speaker 1: and I like it took me like until seventh grade
Speaker 1: that people didn't throw up turns out of their mouth
Speaker 1: like it. They just meant like the expression like up everywhere.
Speaker 3: I don't have any memories of anybody venturing through remember
Speaker 3: how often it was that kids threw up in like
Speaker 3: elementary school.
Speaker 2: My kids would just be throwing up.
Speaker 1: Did they throw each on the throw up? Yeah? They
Speaker 1: threw this powder on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at my school, they literally threw mulch on it.
Speaker 1: It's like this super observant powder and they would like
Speaker 1: sprinkle it over it and they would smell like like
Speaker 1: a mixture of like vomit and like this super chemically
Speaker 1: like almost like that powder shit that we used to
Speaker 1: have a ajax. It was like ajax mixed with vomit
Speaker 1: and it would like swell and fill the hall. But
Speaker 1: I never threw up at school.
Speaker 3: Mine was literally much.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, I did, Oh my god, I did.
Speaker 2: In middle school.
Speaker 3: I got to school and was eating my hot puffs
Speaker 3: for breakfast and I had pe as my first class,
Speaker 3: and all I had in my sm was like.
Speaker 2: I almost switched to Spanish.
Speaker 3: I almost was like like I almost like fully went
Speaker 3: on with my story. But all I had was like
Speaker 3: a little bit of like coffee from my like parents
Speaker 3: in the morning, and my hot puffs, which was a
Speaker 3: normal routine for me because I was I was the girl.
Speaker 3: I was amongst the girls who were eating the hot
Speaker 3: cheetos and the hot puffs for breakfast.
Speaker 2: And then next thing I know, I'm running my laps.
Speaker 3: Actually, no, this is like ripe as like maybe fourth grade. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I just remembered all the kids in my class.
Speaker 3: So this was fourth grade. I was running my laps
Speaker 3: and something came up and I threw up, and I
Speaker 3: remember I was so embarrassed. I like ran to the
Speaker 3: bathroom and I was like, dude, I want I fucking
Speaker 3: hate myself. I can't believe that just happened. To my friends,
Speaker 3: was like, no one cares. Everyone throws up, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I don't throw up.
Speaker 1: No, That's the thing. I'm different. I'm not like these
Speaker 1: other bitches. I don't throw up.
Speaker 3: Also, one time in second grade, one of my best friends,
Speaker 3: hope she's doing good. I actually was just thinking about
Speaker 3: her the other day. I'm like, I have no connection
Speaker 3: to her at all anymore because we went to different
Speaker 3: high schools and we also got into a hell of
Speaker 3: beef in middle school.
Speaker 2: So we were not good friends past like fifth.
Speaker 3: Grade, but in second grade we were best friends.
Speaker 2: This is so evil of me.
Speaker 3: I was such a fucking cunt at the ripe age
Speaker 3: of like, what how old are you in second grade?
Speaker 2: Like eight years old?
Speaker 3: She we were all at pe and she was we
Speaker 3: were sitting down the teacher like spoke to us and
Speaker 3: then dismissed us to go run around and do whatever
Speaker 3: the fuck we had to do. And my friend, I'll
Speaker 3: call her like Claire was like still on the floor,
Speaker 3: like sitting there, and I like got up to walk away,
Speaker 3: and she was like enya, and I was like what
Speaker 3: And I like turned to her and I looked down
Speaker 3: and she's sitting in a puddle of her own pants,
Speaker 3: like she had pissed herself.
Speaker 2: And a good friend would be like, oh my god, Claire, like.
Speaker 1: You take my jacket.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, like tell the teacher and we could
Speaker 2: get it figured out. Bitch. No, I turned to the
Speaker 2: fucking pe court and I.
Speaker 3: Went everyone Claire pissed herself, and everyone came running back
Speaker 3: and circled around her and looked at her and pointed
Speaker 3: at her and left.
Speaker 1: You're diabolical. We stayed best friends, though, sinister, sinister, so.
Speaker 3: It's it's low key her fault. Like if I was
Speaker 3: so bad, why wouldn't she leave?
Speaker 1: Oh, she stayed with me. That's not how that works.
Speaker 1: I was cut. I mean, there was do you know
Speaker 1: what Miler's Club is? Like, did y'all have Myler's Club
Speaker 1: where you would like like they would just send you
Speaker 1: a during pe and they would just make you run
Speaker 1: laps the whole game.
Speaker 2: But we didn't call it Myler's Club. That was I
Speaker 2: don't know what it was.
Speaker 1: It was just like, so we had Myler's Club and
Speaker 1: it reminded me of y'all, like running laps or whatever.
Speaker 1: This is just completely fucking off topic and a tangent,
Speaker 1: but it's just like a testament of my brain and
Speaker 1: how fucking smart I am, and like how high of
Speaker 1: an IQ I have, Like no one really talks about that, Like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, girl, get into the stone.
Speaker 1: I am a genius and my IQ is like really
Speaker 1: fucking high, and it's like almost dangerous, and it's dangerous
Speaker 1: to be around me because it makes other people taking.
Speaker 3: An IQ test in your life that wasn't on the internet.
Speaker 3: So where's this coming from?
Speaker 1: My IQ's of ninety No, my IQ's is seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Like it's like it doesn't get much higher than that.
Speaker 2: I thought, No, just keep going.
Speaker 3: What's ninety eight is low? I isn't that low.
Speaker 2: It's like average, I think, or like a little below average.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gonna say, I feel like I've heard
Speaker 3: people being like I like you one thirty, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know what the fuck IQ means, Like, girl,
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up, Like shut.
Speaker 1: Up, I have his seventy eight.
Speaker 2: I don't believe what. Okay, what is IQ?
Speaker 3: It's what is that?
Speaker 2: What does that stand for?
Speaker 1: I think it's like intellectual quote or something.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's like intellectual something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I like could have made that up
Speaker 1: almost intellectual quality. It literally could could be. But basically,
Speaker 1: there is Miler's Club, and they would like when you
Speaker 1: would finish a lap, they would give you like a
Speaker 1: little wristband, like you know there's rubber wristbands. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: every time you would finish a lap, you'd get one
Speaker 1: of those wristbands. Well, Miler's Club went on for like
Speaker 1: three months, like it was like from the beginning of
Speaker 1: the year, and then right before winter started because it
Speaker 1: got like too cold to run. And what I would
Speaker 1: do is when I would go to the dollar store,
Speaker 1: I would go and buy a bunch of those rubber bands,
Speaker 1: and then I would cheat the system and add like
Speaker 1: six or seven or eight and add two more miles
Speaker 1: to my thing, and I ended up in like the
Speaker 1: top ten or something cheating, but I did know what
Speaker 1: did you get for it? Just like pride of like
Speaker 1: being like really high up in the milers club. I
Speaker 1: remember Eugene guys one and gain uh nothing, just pride.
Speaker 1: I remember Eugene guys one and he he was the
Speaker 1: fast kid of the school. There was always like every
Speaker 1: school has like the fast kid.
Speaker 2: I can't think of as the fast kid.
Speaker 3: I guess there were like kids in track, but I
Speaker 3: didn't keep up with any of the sports at my school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like Eugene Guys Lynn Weatherly.
Speaker 2: And there was a.
Speaker 3: Brief moment where I was supposed to join the soccer team,
Speaker 3: but then I decided to go home after school and
Speaker 3: film videos of myself instead.
Speaker 1: Of oh my god, you playing soccer instead of doing
Speaker 1: it would have.
Speaker 2: Made my dad so happy.
Speaker 3: If I was a soccer I would not have fucking
Speaker 3: committed to being a soccer player.
Speaker 2: You goddamn kidding me.
Speaker 1: That was That was just me being bored.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, I'm bored, I want to run.
Speaker 3: Around, and like I liked playing soccer with my dad.
Speaker 3: And then in middle school, I was playing football a lot,
Speaker 3: so I was like soccer is a good middle ground
Speaker 3: since I can't play football and be tackled, I can
Speaker 3: still run around with balls in my hand.
Speaker 2: You feel me.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear what he said.
Speaker 3: Oh, actually no, before I forgot the other thing in
Speaker 3: second grade that I have a vivid memory of doing.
Speaker 2: Actually two things I was so I was awful. I
Speaker 2: was like an awful kid.
Speaker 3: One I went and got glasses, like I got my
Speaker 3: first prescription glasses, and a kid, this kid, James, accidentally
Speaker 3: knocked them off of my table, and I, in front
Speaker 3: of the whole class, was like.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking stupid and started yelling at him and
Speaker 2: being so mean to him.
Speaker 3: And I was like, pick them up, pick them up,
Speaker 3: And he picked them up and put them back up,
Speaker 3: and I was like, wipe them off. I was being
Speaker 3: so mean to him, but I think it was a
Speaker 3: kid I already didn't like, and I was just really mean.
Speaker 3: I would also kick guys in the balls when they
Speaker 3: pissed me off, or if I knew they were being
Speaker 3: mean other girls. Like people would literally run away from
Speaker 3: Like if a guy was mean to a girl, it
Speaker 3: would get back to him.
Speaker 2: That someone told me, and after school when we were
Speaker 2: all like, it would be out.
Speaker 1: You're literally like the superhero.
Speaker 2: And then also, actually, the only bad.
Speaker 1: Thing I did as a kid is I pissed all
Speaker 1: over my brother's Nintendo sixty four and I came back
Speaker 1: like a week later and it literally crystallized and it
Speaker 1: like had like crystals all over it, and people were like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck pissed on the Nintudo sixty four? Like
Speaker 1: what is this? And that's my story?
Speaker 2: Get caught.
Speaker 1: I like didn't get caught until I told it like
Speaker 1: a year ago on like one of those live shoots.
Speaker 1: Who did I like told that story and my mom
Speaker 1: was like, that was you. I still don't think my
Speaker 1: brothers No, but yeah, Brandon, Jared Sam, I pissed all
Speaker 1: over y'all is Nintdudo sixty four and ruined all the games? Sam?
Speaker 1: He Sam the ghost behind me?
Speaker 2: No, Sam's the goat. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Last thing before we get into like the real good
Speaker 3: topic of this episode I did in second grade is
Speaker 3: this kid Nathaniel had lollipops. This was written in a
Speaker 3: planner And this is why I remember this because I
Speaker 3: was going through a planner before I moved. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I was fucking evil. This kid Nathaniel
Speaker 3: had lollipops and was eating them and he I think
Speaker 3: he was on his last one. And I finally went
Speaker 3: up to him. And I was friends with this kid,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Hey, do you have any more?
Speaker 3: And he was like, no, this is my last one.
Speaker 3: I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: You're lying and he was like I'm not, Like, please
Speaker 2: leave me alone.
Speaker 3: And I took the lollipop put in my mouth and
Speaker 3: crunched it and didn't even eat it.
Speaker 1: I like spit it out.
Speaker 3: And I was so mean, and then he like cried
Speaker 3: and I got I had to go up to the front, like,
Speaker 3: change my card.
Speaker 2: How are humiliating? I changed my card all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like green light, red light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was. I think I only literally had
Speaker 1: did change it from green to yellow once in my life,
Speaker 1: and I remember it was like, actually the most heartbreaking
Speaker 1: thing that's ever fucking happened to me in my life.
Speaker 1: And I behaved ever since then. It worked on me.
Speaker 1: I was just another sheep. I was another cogain.
Speaker 2: I was a sheep.
Speaker 3: I believed in being able to speak my mind, be
Speaker 3: it cunt, be rude, push kids, yell at kids. No.
Speaker 1: I was a sheep, but also I was a bully,
Speaker 1: not really.
Speaker 3: I will I remember one time someone got in trouble.
Speaker 3: I guess people get in trouble often for like they
Speaker 3: were bully in school.
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 2: Most people were fucking bullies in school.
Speaker 1: We were all fucking angry. We were children, insecure in.
Speaker 3: Classes for eight hours a day with nothing to do.
Speaker 3: We didn't have iPhone.
Speaker 1: We were all also very insecure and going through fucking
Speaker 1: puberty at the same time. Like obviously there's like raging
Speaker 1: hormones that are gonna make people angry at each other
Speaker 1: and just like bully other kids. But I wasn't like
Speaker 1: a bully bully, but like.
Speaker 2: I wasn't a bully. I was just a fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Like I did one thing that like I will literally
Speaker 1: never let myself lived down, and like I still to
Speaker 1: this day, and like, oh, like if I have bad karma,
Speaker 1: like like if I if something bad happens to me,
Speaker 1: it's because of what I did to that kid. But
Speaker 1: it's not even that bad. I just said he I
Speaker 1: can't even say. I said he had squades, squirrel aids
Speaker 1: and he cried, dude, and I like he cried his
Speaker 1: eyes out and it was so humiliating for him. I
Speaker 1: was like six years old, I'm sorry, like I'm not apologizing.
Speaker 1: Leave that in like like I don't give a ship
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 3: Like when nobody gives the he said.
Speaker 1: That, I'm fucking sorry. I don't care, Like, are.
Speaker 3: You're going to bed out of here?
Speaker 1: I was six years old. But yeah, I said he
Speaker 1: had squades me and my friend Hunter.
Speaker 2: I've never heard squades.
Speaker 1: No, it's something we made up and we said. He
Speaker 1: also wore OPE. He so this is all one day,
Speaker 1: Like you know what OPI is the brand? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: wore Opie and me we were like I was riding
Speaker 1: the bus back home with him and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're wearing OPE? Does that stand for oral penis? And
Speaker 1: everyone was like oh, like holy shit. But I think
Speaker 1: we're on good terms today. Like I think I think
Speaker 1: I know him. No, like not, I mean like I kind.
Speaker 2: Of do, like I think anybody like for stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I think it's different when someone's like, yeah, I got
Speaker 3: like relentlessly bullied by one person and I was targeted
Speaker 3: every single day by this person.
Speaker 2: I think that's what bullied.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think like when kids are like, yeah, I was
Speaker 3: a piece of shit. I did this, like and then
Speaker 3: I never bothered that person again. It's like, Okay, you
Speaker 3: were a piece of shit, like and you were a.
Speaker 1: Kid, all right, Hayes, if you're out there, his name
Speaker 1: is Hayes, if you're out there, I truly am sorry
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 2: And he comes back with a huge newsletter like.
Speaker 1: I'm truly sorry for that. And I still to this
Speaker 1: day think it's the reason for anything that ever bat
Speaker 1: Like the reason my brother died is because I said
Speaker 1: Y had squades.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I was just thinking, like, you know how
Speaker 3: when people like people like come forward and like so
Speaker 3: and so did this, and like the New York Time
Speaker 3: publishes it, the Guardian publishes the Guardian. I don't think
Speaker 3: the gard is that important. I don't know, buzz publish.
Speaker 1: BuzzFeed article and Drew Philips being a bully.
Speaker 3: Fuck, I was thinking of one other thing that I
Speaker 3: did that was so mean. I just did a lot
Speaker 3: of mean things. I was like just annoyed, Like I
Speaker 3: was annoying.
Speaker 1: And pin up yeahng rage.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I never did anything that was like fucking unforgivable.
Speaker 3: I was just literally a raging con Oh fuck, it
Speaker 3: just almost came back to me.
Speaker 2: One time thing I did that I can't think.
Speaker 1: Of one time. So I never shipped in high school
Speaker 1: or in middle school, and maybe that's why I have
Speaker 1: like GI tract issues now. But like one time, I
Speaker 1: like in the middle of class just like pulled my
Speaker 1: pants out and down and just ship all over the floor.
Speaker 1: So you're lying, like you ship all over the floor,
Speaker 1: and like the teacher walked over and like slipped in
Speaker 1: it and landed in it, and like it like made
Speaker 1: like a wave of like like it sprayed all over
Speaker 1: the kids in class, and like a few kids got
Speaker 1: you and it was like this whole of the backle
Speaker 1: and like yeah, it was just like this whole.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I was thinking of. In high school,
Speaker 3: there was I was really mean to this substitute once.
Speaker 2: He was just being a fucking cunt, like he was
Speaker 2: being annoying. I was so mean. I was always a
Speaker 2: mean person. But that's okay, because you know what I
Speaker 2: think it is. I think it's when people are like.
Speaker 3: Really really nice on the Internet, and then when people
Speaker 3: find out they.
Speaker 2: Were pieces of shit, they're like what the hell?
Speaker 3: But I think from the jump, like everyone's always known
Speaker 3: I've been a piece of shit, Like so.
Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck, Like we were literally babies, Like
Speaker 1: I literally don't give a shit, Like yeah.
Speaker 2: It's just like, of course I was mad, bitch. I
Speaker 2: was like horny and like angry. Yeah, I was all
Speaker 2: these things, but whatever.
Speaker 3: Basically, we had this substitute teacher who I think I
Speaker 3: had beef with prior because I had an online class.
Speaker 3: This was like tenth or eleventh grade. I did an
Speaker 3: online class with him, and he just did not fuck
Speaker 3: with me because I was fucking annoying and everyone would
Speaker 3: be quietly working on the computer and me and my
Speaker 3: like one of my best friends at the time, Karen,
Speaker 3: would be on the computer like laughing and like being
Speaker 3: stupid and like using her like fucking phone to like
Speaker 3: take videos and like be just like be relentlessly annoying.
Speaker 3: And I got him as a substitute for a different class,
Speaker 3: and he was being just like really angry rightfully show
Speaker 3: because like no one respects substitute teachers, and we were
Speaker 3: all like screaming and laughing and not listening to him.
Speaker 2: And then he just stands up.
Speaker 3: And this is what pushed me, because I was like,
Speaker 3: why now you're just lying because he stood up and
Speaker 3: he was like I'm gonna fail all of you. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, I literally just straight up was like, you
Speaker 3: can't do that. You can't even log into the fucking computer.
Speaker 3: Like I just like said that to him. I was like,
Speaker 3: you can't even log into the computer. How are you
Speaker 3: gonna fail this? You're not a real teacher, Like you're
Speaker 3: not you're the substitute. You're not our teacher.
Speaker 2: And then he was like oh yeah, and then he.
Speaker 3: Was like going to act like he's logging into the computer,
Speaker 3: and I just.
Speaker 2: Go, you're a damn lie, Like why are you lying?
Speaker 3: Like I like straight up, just just like I said,
Speaker 3: you're a goddamn lie. And he got up and so
Speaker 3: fucking angry, but from me saying that.
Speaker 2: Got up and like walked over to my desk and pulled.
Speaker 3: Out like three like business cards, slammed them on the
Speaker 3: table in front of me, and apparently he was a
Speaker 3: priest in his free time, and he was like, I
Speaker 3: am not a goddamn lie. I am the truth, and
Speaker 3: like said something like that's literally me.
Speaker 2: I am the truth.
Speaker 1: I am the truth. And then I was just like
Speaker 1: you can the truth.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, fuck you, Like I like said
Speaker 3: something crazy to him, and I got kicked out and
Speaker 3: said to the principal's office, and the principal was like, please,
Speaker 3: like don't this is so fucked up.
Speaker 2: But I didn't know this before. He was like, please don't, like,
Speaker 2: don't like make him.
Speaker 3: Too angry because his wife just passed up a heart
Speaker 3: attack and he has heart issues.
Speaker 2: And I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, like okay, also, like.
Speaker 3: Maybe do the priest thing, because I don't know if
Speaker 3: you're like borderline suffering a heart attack, if dealing with
Speaker 3: a bunch of like annoying fifteen year olds is.
Speaker 1: Like necessary helping anything. One time, I had a teacher
Speaker 1: that had like three heart attacks while she was a teacher,
Speaker 1: but she was an absolute like she was like the worst.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying I'm not saying she deserved it,
Speaker 1: but like if anybody deserved a heart attack, like it
Speaker 1: was it was dude. I was so.
Speaker 3: Teachers do not make nearly enough for what they go
Speaker 3: through because of people like me, like like little fucking
Speaker 3: annoying kids who hate authority and are like fuck you.
Speaker 1: She she was the art teacher, but like it wasn't
Speaker 1: fun art. It was like she made art like so
Speaker 1: annoying and like I was like super into like drawing
Speaker 1: and like painting and shit, but she like made it
Speaker 1: about like like famous artists and like very technical and
Speaker 1: if you didn't do this certain technique, like you failed.
Speaker 1: And I was like, girl, like, let me just fucking
Speaker 1: paint what I want to paint and then you can
Speaker 1: just like grade it or like just give me an
Speaker 1: a because it's fucking art class, Like what do you yeah?
Speaker 1: And then she like had like three heart attacks and
Speaker 1: like we had the exception. It's for like two years
Speaker 1: where it was like kind.
Speaker 3: Of crazy, dude, I had the most substitutes when teachers
Speaker 3: would get pregnant and then just like disappear, so we
Speaker 3: would have a substitute every single day. And that is
Speaker 3: where like the most fights happened that like really infamous,
Speaker 3: like at least I have money for mac Vine was
Speaker 3: like tearing a substitute and.
Speaker 2: It literally actually I've never told the story of that.
Speaker 2: I don't think. Basically what happened was these two girls
Speaker 2: in my class.
Speaker 3: I know their names, but I don't want to say
Speaker 3: them because they're like voices are like known.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but.
Speaker 3: These two girls in class, one of them I had
Speaker 3: actually known literally since third grade, and I genuinely loved
Speaker 3: her so much. I'll I'm not gonna make up names
Speaker 3: because I almost just said her name, but one of
Speaker 3: them I had known since elementary. And then this other girl,
Speaker 3: like I knew her just now from high school. But
Speaker 3: she was like infamous for wearing makeup, and it was
Speaker 3: before wearing makeup was like cute and like a thing,
Speaker 3: because this was like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, so if
Speaker 3: you were wearing makeup, it was like you're so fake,
Speaker 3: you're wearing makeup, Like that's so whack, do you care?
Speaker 2: Whatever? But she was on that shit before anyone in.
Speaker 3: Miss Yeah No full beat, like always had her Mac
Speaker 3: products in her bag. Would be like touching her shit up,
Speaker 3: like reapplying like Nicki Minaj pink pink lipsy, like that
Speaker 3: certain pink that's like a pinky purple like that was
Speaker 3: really popular for a second. But anyways, this girl, the
Speaker 3: Mac girl, she was like she was reading the names
Speaker 3: because THEE at this point had literally given up on
Speaker 3: our class and didn't even want to take attendants because
Speaker 3: he hated us or she hated us. So she stood
Speaker 3: up and she was like taking attendance and she kept
Speaker 3: being like shut up, like everyone shut up, and everyone.
Speaker 2: Was just ignoring her.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, dude, just take the fucking attendants. You're like,
Speaker 3: not the teacher, like you know, everyone in the class.
Speaker 3: You could look and see her there. And then she
Speaker 3: got to this girl who I had known forever's name,
Speaker 3: and she said her name and then said shut up
Speaker 3: right after. So the girl turned her and was like, also,
Speaker 3: this girl was a fucking like world class champion of fighting.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh my god, this is not
Speaker 3: one of the word I already knew because this girl
Speaker 3: had like teachers throwing desks at teachers like she was like,
Speaker 3: class was not one. I remember in sixth grade she
Speaker 3: literally threw a desk at a teacher and like her
Speaker 3: brother was also like a world class champion fighter. There
Speaker 3: were starting kids who like it ran in the family.
Speaker 3: They were like all of their yeah, they were they
Speaker 3: were ready to fight, like they had fun doing it, borderline,
Speaker 3: And this girl just turns and she's like what And
Speaker 3: then she was like, I said your name, and then
Speaker 3: she was like what did you say after my name?
Speaker 3: And they started going back and forth. And then this
Speaker 3: girl who like didn't know this girl who I've known
Speaker 3: for a long time was really stepping up, and I
Speaker 3: was like, dude, you were like putting yourself like genuinely
Speaker 3: in the danger zone. And then they just started yelling
Speaker 3: at each other and everyone started holding the girl I
Speaker 3: had known for a long time literally physically holding her
Speaker 3: back from going to this girl because they were like
Speaker 3: the school year just.
Speaker 2: Started, like did do not do this?
Speaker 3: And they just started going at it, and they, like
Speaker 3: the girl I had known forever literally got drowned by
Speaker 3: the whole class borderline back out of the door because
Speaker 3: they were like, you can't get suspended again. The school
Speaker 3: year just started. You will be expelled. Yeah, and they
Speaker 3: just like they never got into the physical altification part
Speaker 3: of it, but they had been I.
Speaker 1: Have money for mac bitch. Is that money for mac bitch?
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's like it's a valid claim.
Speaker 1: Yes, did she did? She say? Like was she like
Speaker 1: she was like.
Speaker 3: All that fucking makeup on your face, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, she was just being like, I will slap
Speaker 3: you so hard. I will slap the fucking makeup off
Speaker 3: your face and we'll see how ugly you are. Like
Speaker 3: she was just saying crazy shit.
Speaker 1: He she used to have money from Mac. That's like
Speaker 1: a bar, Like I know.
Speaker 2: It's true, but I guess also, like I didn't know
Speaker 2: how expensive Mac was.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm okay, like I guess you do
Speaker 3: have something. But yeah, should we get into the notes app?
Speaker 3: Because I can literally go on for like childhood stories forever.
Speaker 3: As I'm sitting here, I'm realizing, like it is insane.
Speaker 3: We've spent half of our lives in school. So most
Speaker 3: of the stories I have for my life right now,
Speaker 3: not right now, but most of my stories.
Speaker 1: Are me and yeah, because like literally most of our life,
Speaker 1: like actually sixty eighty percent of our life has been
Speaker 1: in school. I miss Cynthia. I know I miss high
Speaker 1: school like I missed school. Every time I bring that up,
Speaker 1: like people around here like like, okay, super senior. Also,
Speaker 1: something else I want to fucking do really bad is
Speaker 1: go to like a high school football game. Like I
Speaker 1: want to like go and like live the high school
Speaker 1: football game experience and like just like I love the
Speaker 1: energy there.
Speaker 2: I never once went to a high school game. Interesting,
Speaker 2: I went to.
Speaker 3: Like a one pep rally, and then I stopped thinking
Speaker 3: that's like the only thing you could fucking do in
Speaker 3: my hometown since it's literally microscopic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just was like too much, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Should we get into the crux of this episode?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: So in Your Last Night was like we were like
Speaker 1: coming up with podcasts like topics, and she was like,
Speaker 1: something we should fucking do is like go through our
Speaker 1: notes app and just find like the most cryptic, weird,
Speaker 1: fucking like notes that we have taken down and just
Speaker 1: read them to each other and get our reactions because
Speaker 1: like it gets fucking dark, like it gets weird.
Speaker 2: I know some of them.
Speaker 3: I literally was like, dude, I can't read that.
Speaker 2: That's so sad. It was like making me sad. But
Speaker 2: some of them were just making me crack the fuck up.
Speaker 3: And what made me think of it is like Alisa
Speaker 3: does uses her notes app the way Steve Jobs intended.
Speaker 3: Like Alisa goes in and she like writes notes, and
Speaker 3: like if she finds things on the internet, she'll like
Speaker 3: save the link and added to her notes and like
Speaker 3: give a description of what it is. Like it's fully
Speaker 3: the way a notes app should be used.
Speaker 2: And then me and Drew's wait, we have one that's
Speaker 2: so similar it's scary. Me and wait, go to the
Speaker 2: one that we were.
Speaker 3: Like, you showed it to me, I had, I had
Speaker 3: the like parallel version.
Speaker 1: Okay, so one of my notes says period, I'm unnoticed
Speaker 1: space h When was that taken?
Speaker 2: I have no idea, like probably two years ago. Oh
Speaker 2: did I screenshot at allmine with the.
Speaker 1: Time and date?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I didn't do that mine.
Speaker 3: That is the parallel of that is March fourth, twenty
Speaker 3: twenty at six fifty two pm.
Speaker 1: Ver fucking birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is.
Speaker 3: I go. I say, I'm the bystander. I don't know
Speaker 3: what that means.
Speaker 1: I don't like so I'm unnoticed and I'm the bystander.
Speaker 1: Why can we shut the hell up like us being
Speaker 1: really sad and like, I don't know. My next note
Speaker 1: is Gypsy Rose Everdeen costume, because I had this idea
Speaker 1: where it was like, okay, Catnus Everdeen, Gypsy Rose an
Speaker 1: amalgamation like so Gypsy Rose with like a bow and.
Speaker 2: Arrow that would have to be the best, because Gypsy
Speaker 2: needs help.
Speaker 1: Literally.
Speaker 2: Also, before I forget this has nothing to do with
Speaker 2: the topic, but can we go to Spirit Halloween after
Speaker 2: we film?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Awesome, I want to leave that in. Also, I'm i itch.
Speaker 3: Oh, here's a good one for me, Chris Eve two
Speaker 3: fifty three am. So I guess I haven't lived Christmas
Speaker 3: Eve's Day, but this is twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: I make my.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know, I don't know who walked in and
Speaker 3: stopped me, Like I don't know, I make my Also,
Speaker 3: I think the notes app time changes based on where
Speaker 3: you are, and on Christmas Eve, I would be in Miami,
Speaker 3: so this is actually six fifty three am Miami, so
Speaker 3: I don't or five fifty three am.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what I was up to.
Speaker 1: Crazy, Well, I have one it's our people are our dreams,
Speaker 1: and it's in bold.
Speaker 3: My next one is in bold too, and it's literally
Speaker 3: December fourteenth, twenty nineteen, at three twenty five am. I
Speaker 3: think I've I don't know if I was here or
Speaker 3: where I think I was here.
Speaker 1: I said, I.
Speaker 2: Want to kill you.
Speaker 1: Talk about me a lot like that.
Speaker 3: I have a lot like that when someone's really making
Speaker 3: me angry. And I've now learned in my adulthood to
Speaker 3: like just be like, all right, this anger will pass.
Speaker 3: I'll go into my notesapp, and I have like a
Speaker 3: daunting amount that are just like kill you, like I.
Speaker 2: Will kill you.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Shut up, like just like ones like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is like actually really scary, and y'all will
Speaker 1: like after I read this out loud, y'all, everything will change.
Speaker 1: I'm like one hundred percent positive idea about dreams. What
Speaker 1: if dream world and waking world are totally different realities
Speaker 1: and we experience dreams are real and happening in a
Speaker 1: different reality. I'm guessing I woke up and I wrote
Speaker 1: this immediately. As we fall asleep, our dream selves wake up,
Speaker 1: and when we wake up, our dream self falls asleep
Speaker 1: what they can't remember what experienced in our reality, just
Speaker 1: as it's foggy to remember what dream self.
Speaker 2: Experience in reality.
Speaker 1: Okay, Like I said, it changes everything.
Speaker 2: It kind of makes sense.
Speaker 1: Do you kind of get it?
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 3: Like the me who goes to sleep is actually me
Speaker 3: the next day waking up, and the day I live
Speaker 3: today is like my other realm selves dream exactly. Maybe
Speaker 3: that's why sometimes we're like our days are just London.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what I did.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like it could explain some DejaVu.
Speaker 3: Well. On May fifth, twenty twenty, I said, very horny
Speaker 3: would like to fuck.
Speaker 2: At eleven fifty two PM.
Speaker 1: That's like you were passing that note to me.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I do have like a really funny interaction of
Speaker 3: me and Drew in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got October seventh, almost like exactly three years ago.
Speaker 3: This was we were on our way to a tour
Speaker 3: day and I was always so pissy traveling, like I
Speaker 3: like hated traveling because I was just always upset, I
Speaker 3: don't know, and uncomfortable. But this is like back and forth.
Speaker 2: We should read it. I think this is me, and
Speaker 2: then it goes on.
Speaker 3: I just woke up oily, I can't connect to Wi
Speaker 3: Fi and I'm so fucking cold I want to die.
Speaker 2: Drew was in the seat behind me.
Speaker 1: I remember, boohoo, cry me a fucking river is little
Speaker 1: baby gonna cry? Wow? This six year old next to
Speaker 1: me is more grown than you grow up. Shake my head.
Speaker 3: Okay, but actually, how long you think till we land?
Speaker 3: Because I'm so mad about how cold and bored I
Speaker 3: am and my tummy hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: And then Drew just said forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then he said.
Speaker 1: Finishing finish edit video. Maybe I can't because I literally
Speaker 1: can't do anything because shake at how cold I am
Speaker 1: like my kniffele was hurt.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm like my nipples hurt from being hard for
Speaker 4: the past thirty minutes and smh oh and then you're like, smh,
Speaker 4: I'm sweating, you said.
Speaker 2: The kid next to me just parted so loud.
Speaker 3: But I'd also awoke in something inside of me, like
Speaker 3: I want to have a kid.
Speaker 2: He fell asleep on me.
Speaker 3: It's so cute, I said, Oh omg, and that was
Speaker 3: the of.
Speaker 5: My middle child.
Speaker 1: Okay, well this one says I think I had a
Speaker 1: seizure tonight November nineteenth, twenty twenty. April sixth one seventeen am.
Speaker 1: Really and then I go into like detail but I
Speaker 1: won't read it.
Speaker 3: April sixteen, twenty seventeen, two thirty four pm. Why everyone's
Speaker 3: so goddamn ugly. I don't know if I was showing
Speaker 3: that to someone or oh, I have a dream.
Speaker 1: The ego is the blueprint for dysfunction, cryptic fake deep,
Speaker 1: like I was really in my feel as I bet.
Speaker 1: I was really like, oh, this is like a bar.
Speaker 2: You were you were trying to give yourself ego death. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Probably July fifteen, twenty twenty. I think this is a
Speaker 3: dream because it's at nine seventeen, AM had to kill
Speaker 3: people in this weird abandoned dystopian Orion had to kill me,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't me.
Speaker 2: She couldn't do it. I got high on opioids and
Speaker 2: loved it, felt so free and good.
Speaker 3: Then Orian became someone else, really sweet man who I
Speaker 3: was in love with. But he had to kill me
Speaker 3: now and he couldn't, and we were so sad and
Speaker 3: he was taking long. Oh my gosh, I have gnarly
Speaker 3: nightmares where I like, I like, can't read them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have this one.
Speaker 1: It says, I hear if you say Charlie Amilia's name
Speaker 1: in the mirror five times, she pops up. I see
Speaker 1: Charlie d Anilia. Oh yeah, that's literally it. I hear
Speaker 1: if you say Charlie Amilia's name in the mirror five times,
Speaker 1: she pops up.
Speaker 2: Like Charlie Amelia.
Speaker 3: Well, I have braids with Beanie at two AM.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: Maybe like it's a little sild idea, not very innovative.
Speaker 1: This's actually pretty cool. Things I don't understand. One record
Speaker 1: players CDs in general. Two computer parts and how they
Speaker 1: were made. Three wi Fi four cameras five, that other
Speaker 1: people are alive, and that I'm not the only person
Speaker 1: living and everyone else is just an NPC.
Speaker 2: So you don't understand any technology.
Speaker 1: No, Like I understand technology, but like, okay, someone tried
Speaker 1: to actually explain why FI to me. That does not
Speaker 1: make sense.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, like try to explain that fucking camera.
Speaker 1: Try to explain that to me, Like how is that
Speaker 1: happening right now? Like it's recording? Like what is that?
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's like the there's like a reflection
Speaker 3: situation happening because it's like the idea.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I know there's like mirrors inside of it, but like
Speaker 1: how is it transcribing it onto a fucking sd car?
Speaker 2: Oh, there's little people and they're drawing us everything.
Speaker 1: No, that is like easier. That's a way more understandable
Speaker 1: explanation than like.
Speaker 3: No I get that, because like I actually don't. I
Speaker 3: also don't understand how anything works. Like I hate when
Speaker 3: people are trying to explain to me, oh, like better
Speaker 3: like computers or something to get I'm like.
Speaker 2: No, I'm like very simple minded.
Speaker 3: I've already decided I'm like an Apple tech girl or
Speaker 3: like these are the brand of cameras I like, but
Speaker 3: I don't understan. Yeah, I don't understand. You know what
Speaker 3: I think about a lot is like cameras. Dude, with
Speaker 3: my brain right, I's on fire. You know what I
Speaker 3: think about it, lot is cameras. Are they going to
Speaker 3: start looking better? How have we met the peak? Because
Speaker 3: I'm sure people in like two thousand and one were like, dude,
Speaker 3: we've hit the peak, like this is.
Speaker 2: So like photo realization. But I genuinely believe we are
Speaker 2: going too far with cameras. I'm like, all right, they don't.
Speaker 1: Have like they're gonna make X ray cameras and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like he's.
Speaker 3: I hate that getting kind of laugh that hard, like
Speaker 3: like just let out his whole fucking long set of breath.
Speaker 1: But yeah, try to explain fucking CD players, Like I understand,
Speaker 1: there's like a little groove, like and it's falling. No,
Speaker 1: that's the.
Speaker 3: Same thing for CDs, because I don't see any like
Speaker 3: vinyls you can see the grooves. I think CDs literally
Speaker 3: read like data CD players because.
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck does that even mean?
Speaker 3: Well, there's a laser in there and it like scans
Speaker 3: the data exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like that, I know, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't understand any other shame, And don't you dare
Speaker 3: fucking get in our comms to try to explain it.
Speaker 1: No, do it, we read it. Fuck you do it.
Speaker 1: Explain it. I want to see you explain it. And
Speaker 1: don't get on fucking Google and copy and paste the
Speaker 1: Google fucking because I've already done that. No, explain it
Speaker 1: in like human terms, like make it understandable for me
Speaker 1: the human words. Yeah, explain like I'm five. And then
Speaker 1: like computer parts like really, yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't understand, Like when I see like parts of
Speaker 3: a computer and someone's like wiring them and like doing
Speaker 3: like a mod I'm like.
Speaker 1: You were just playing like really, like we put electricity
Speaker 1: through this and then it makes the access to the
Speaker 1: internet Like no, like no, this is all like a stimulation.
Speaker 3: Spaces like I could fucking eat that shit, like I
Speaker 3: could crunch it up in my mouth and like something
Speaker 3: like how is that thing that I can like it's
Speaker 3: so malleable? How is that carrying so much information?
Speaker 1: Do you think they're gonna sell her? Like you know,
Speaker 1: how we can like go through and look at like
Speaker 1: letters from people like two thousand years ago, and we're
Speaker 1: like whoa, Like, do you think that's gonna be the
Speaker 1: same like in two thousand years where they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: like look at their texts.
Speaker 3: I fucking hope not. I would kill I would come
Speaker 3: back to life and kill myself.
Speaker 2: I mean it's probably gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Mm actually yeah, because they're not get more attention and
Speaker 3: pitying people be like, oh my god, she.
Speaker 2: Think she was like, oh she was gross, like she
Speaker 2: was horny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a horny girl, like like, get with it.
Speaker 3: Girls can be horny.
Speaker 1: Too, actually yeah wait really Drew, Yes, Wait so girls poop.
Speaker 2: And get horny? Yeah and erk off people.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, people they like girls down all the time.
Speaker 1: Like I like, girls don't get horny, Like that's just
Speaker 1: the girls that have sex, is it?
Speaker 2: Because girls don't get horny around you? So someone's trying
Speaker 2: to make you feel better about that.
Speaker 1: No. Pokemon Stadium Nintendo sixty four game but on iPhone
Speaker 1: basically copy all mini game components. Me really just like
Speaker 1: shaking the world like without.
Speaker 3: The thing about my notes is either it's like cryptic
Speaker 3: really fucking so shit, or me typing out like a
Speaker 3: really long thing that I need to like say to
Speaker 3: my therapist because I like need to make sure my
Speaker 3: words are being understood. Or it's like me writing out
Speaker 3: really long texts I'm gonna write out because I don't
Speaker 3: want someone to see me typing.
Speaker 2: For so long and being a freak.
Speaker 3: And then what it is is like really weird, random
Speaker 3: like to do list that I never ever ever look
Speaker 3: at the next day, Like genuinely, I write all of
Speaker 3: my to do lists are happening at one to three am,
Speaker 3: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, all right, here's what I need to do tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Never once have I woke up I've been like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you know what I need to do? Check
Speaker 2: my to do list like it just does happen.
Speaker 3: And then I'll rewrite the same to do list like
Speaker 3: eight times in a row, and then whatever I'm not.
Speaker 2: Going to do.
Speaker 1: Breaking into creators homes is another one.
Speaker 3: If I could break If I could break into Creators home,
Speaker 3: I don't know who I would break into. No one
Speaker 3: has a house that I'm like yuah, that's like I.
Speaker 1: Know the influencers have ugly, gross homes and they have
Speaker 1: no taste and they need.
Speaker 3: Help it's it's the post Kardashian delusion. Like I swear
Speaker 3: like a bunch of people on the internet live in
Speaker 3: a post Kardashian world, like dystopian weird, like marble tile
Speaker 3: like freak world where.
Speaker 1: Terryl contemporary moderaten Like I'm sorry, you're not happy?
Speaker 2: Do you not live in a home?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not You're not happy in that house and
Speaker 1: you genuinely like need to just like get a homey
Speaker 1: house and like maybe you'll feel happier, but also maybe
Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying that, like we.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me see to it.
Speaker 1: And then I got inside a mere sphere make us
Speaker 1: fear that I can get inside of coat the inside
Speaker 1: with reflective mirror paint. If it's a you could see
Speaker 1: the back of your head.
Speaker 3: There's things like that, Drew, They're like they're like literally
Speaker 3: every pop up in LA does something like that.
Speaker 1: And then no, but it's like a square I'm talking sphere,
Speaker 1: like a like an orb you like go inside, it's
Speaker 1: all mirrors on the inside. Like if you think about it,
Speaker 1: you would be able like to look forward and see
Speaker 1: the back of your head. Like now y'all are thinking
Speaker 1: about it, and you're like.
Speaker 3: What I'm thinking about is in the squares you can
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: You can't see the back of your head if you
Speaker 1: can't in the corner, I'm saying, look forward, like directly forward. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like literally like breaking the fucking reality. Like it
Speaker 1: doesn't make it. I like, will I'll prove everybody wrong?
Speaker 1: Everybody's always doubting me. Who is everybody all my fucking
Speaker 1: haters praying for my downfall watching this ship right now?
Speaker 3: The thing is you you cause your own downfall all
Speaker 3: the time, like you being like last episode, like y'all
Speaker 3: were praying for my downfall, Like, no, bit, you did
Speaker 3: that to yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, there's some really Dirk shit.
Speaker 3: I know that. I'm like, I had a hard time
Speaker 3: finding funny ones because I was like, I have really
Speaker 3: funny ones, but like there's just a lot lot of them,
Speaker 3: just like really fucked up ship.
Speaker 2: Does it ever make you wonder all the good times
Speaker 2: passed you by?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: I think that's a lyric that I wrote down that
Speaker 3: I heard in a store.
Speaker 2: Oh this is a dream. Fan came up and sing
Speaker 2: to us in hopes of getting signed. We laughed. Fan
Speaker 2: tried to cancel us for being rude.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: You're such a fucking cunt. I did not do that
Speaker 2: iPhone Pokemon.
Speaker 3: Game like.
Speaker 1: You did.
Speaker 2: No, I laughed in unison with you.
Speaker 1: You laughed at me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna punch you in the face, stunt, bitch.
Speaker 1: This one is my last one, and well and on
Speaker 1: like a semi sad note. I don't even know how
Speaker 1: to interpret this. My glasses keep disappearing, and I think
Speaker 1: Sam is involved.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait, should I read the ones about
Speaker 3: my mom?
Speaker 1: So basically I was probably you were losing your mind.
Speaker 3: You thought Sam was like coming, I got bad news.
Speaker 1: Sam was he was a ghost. Sam was a ghost? Mmm,
Speaker 1: so that was the episode. Yeah, let's do media.
Speaker 2: Let's do your mom. Sorry, my mom died three days ago.
Speaker 3: Literally me when my mom died, and I literally didn't
Speaker 3: tell anybody. And I was like, it's like the audio
Speaker 3: where it's like my mom died three days ago. When
Speaker 3: I got in a car accident and didn't have to
Speaker 3: have surgery.
Speaker 2: My car flipped three types of the way.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll go first bit, because you're taking for fucking ever,
Speaker 3: somebody told me to add Emily Marco tiktoks to the media.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to say her name. I tried
Speaker 3: to look up her name the other day as like Erica,
Speaker 3: I don't know her name, but actually not to wave
Speaker 3: till like I've been here first flag. But I literally
Speaker 3: used to watch her when she was like on YouTube
Speaker 3: doing like reformation halls. So she's a new face to y'all,
Speaker 3: but that's been my girl since like twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: We don't have to make it.
Speaker 1: A competition, though, Okay, my first song and maybe no,
Speaker 1: I've just been really into like ambient music recently, like
Speaker 1: really just like bells and dings and just like sounds
Speaker 1: and drones and shit, So i'd like been going through
Speaker 1: my like ambient playlist and still like one of my
Speaker 1: favorite and ambient songs is one Day by Nobu Katsu
Speaker 1: Take a Maury, Take a Maury m. I think it's
Speaker 1: just like a really solid song, but like keep in mind,
Speaker 1: it is literally just like like beeps and boops, like
Speaker 1: it's there's nothing there, there's no substance. But I can
Speaker 1: listen to it a thousand times because it feels like
Speaker 1: what's going on inside of my head.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 1: And then I like still Space by Sotoshi Asakawa Chicawa.
Speaker 1: I like two songs, and you don't get a movie
Speaker 1: this week?
Speaker 2: Fuck you?
Speaker 3: Damn like that. I started to Good Games. I only
Speaker 3: finished the first episode. That's what I've been watching. I
Speaker 3: only got the first episode, and then I've been watching
Speaker 3: The Simpsons, and I'm like, oh yeah, let me talk
Speaker 3: about the fucking episodes I've seen. There's literally a million
Speaker 3: good Like it's the Simpsons, but I've been watching like
Speaker 3: earlier seasons.
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, and yeah whatever, then whatever.
Speaker 3: My audio media is Baby This Love I Have by
Speaker 3: Minnie Ripperton, Can't Fuck with Me by Daddy Little Spacey
Speaker 3: by Cock two Twins, And I'm gonna cut it at
Speaker 3: three because I go overboard every time.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, I mean no, I don't even want to
Speaker 2: give that away yet. No, don't. Do you know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about? What we watched last night with Elsie. No,
Speaker 2: we have to.
Speaker 3: Finish that before we like really go in depth.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe that's a whole episode. That was this episode
Speaker 1: of Emergency Intercom. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see
Speaker 1: you next week unless we die in a car crash,
Speaker 1: yeah maybe, or in a plane crash.
Speaker 2: Don't be so sure. You're gonna see us because.
Speaker 1: A plane or something could crash into our house and
Speaker 1: explode it into a million.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should always every time you see us, you
Speaker 3: should look at us like it's your last time. And
Speaker 3: every time you see our video, you should click on
Speaker 3: it because it might be your last. Kay.
Speaker 1: If we die before this is uploaded, uploaded. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: just this clip and just let people know that we
Speaker 1: manifest the world.
Speaker 2: The house down, all right.
Speaker 5: Small Mustley, Yes, t wigs high, and.
Speaker 3: Man has come? Is that what you're saying,