WEBVTT - Notes App Apologies 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:24.960 Welcome back, Episode fourteen of Intercom Intercom. We're really in unison. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.760 We are really amused, and that really doing good. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:28.760 We're doing good. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:33.199 Today is good affirmations together. Today is going to be 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:37.479 a good day. I'm happy. I am lucky to be alive. 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:43.240 I'm happy. Life is a dream. Life is good. Life 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:47.640 is good. We're lucky to be alive. We're lucky to 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:48.159 be alive. 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.360 Please please work. I hear my affirmations. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:56.120 My tips are getting smaller, my ass is getting firmer. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.960 All the clothes I want deepop, They're gonna DM me 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:03.920 and be like I saw your Instagram and I'm gonna 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:05.000 give them to you for free. 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:09.280 That's a really good affirmations. Actually, thank yeah. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:12.000 I did every waking moment, Like y'all wake up and 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.319 do it. I do it every waking moment. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:18.479 Please please, please, Well, before we get in today's episode, 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.959 I just wanted to update y'all in something that I 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:25.000 briefly spoke about at the very beginning of the last episode. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:30.640 So I mentioned that I have a growth on my face. Guys, 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:34.200 it's gone. It's gone. 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:36.920 Wait, literally, Kai the sucky you brought it up. Kai 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:39.200 was like, it's probably like an acne sist that'll just 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:39.600 go away. 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.880 Yeah, it was like a boil or something under my skins. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:47.360 I literally had boils oil, but it didn't like surface 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:49.480 or anything, which is like the weirdest part. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:50.560 Sometimes I get. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.120 I'll get something like that and it only kind of 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.680 surfaces because I'm literally destroying and scratching at my face. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.080 You have a cat hair on your lip and it's inside. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.920 As I was leaving it there, I was going to 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:05.400 eat it later. But yeah, that's just like a testament 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:10.200 to the mind and the body and how it can 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:13.160 just heal itself. My mind's not doing such a good 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.320 job at that. Please please let me out of this prison. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.040 And second time, my brain like I went out. I 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:17.839 went out. I went out. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.160 You need to do a psychedelic trip. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.000 No, No, I just went on the internet things. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.440 It's like they're like, I'm so depressed and I hate myself. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.160 I think I'm gonna do mushrooms in the woods alone. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.760 I wish I used I used to think like that. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:35.160 I used to be like that, but I'm in such 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:39.920 a fragile state with my brain right now that like legitimately, 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.480 anything that throws the chemistry off, Like even if I 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:46.200 have caffeine, like, I'm sent into a dark, dark place 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.919 and it's it's really not to dude. 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.120 I can't imagine a caffeine doing that to me. If 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.520 caffeine did that to me, then then y'all will never 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.200 see me again. I won't say why you would never 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.080 see me again. But the day I wake up in 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:01.520 caffeine doesn't make me feel good. And yeah, infer where 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.720 I would go. Since you're giving an update on your body, 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.760 I'm gonna give an update on my body. I think 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:09.480 have I meted the dream? 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:10.880 It's a playground. 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:15.079 Your body is one? 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:21.720 Oh what song is that I used to play on 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:25.000 like the radio on like one on one point one. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:33.160 Delilah Delilah, No, that's it. I think a North Miami 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:33.760 thing or something. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.360 No, I think Okay, I looked it up in that bitch. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:36.560 Oh. 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:37.440 Actually, I'm so stupid. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:38.800 I was gonna be like she was on the news, 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.200 but I'm thinking of Miami news, dude. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:45.920 Delilah is og radio host in Florida. 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:49.720 She did one on one point five light FM, and 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:53.040 she would just play like all the like oldies. So 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.320 when I was growing up, I listened to like a 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:59.920 lot of music from like the eighties and shit, because 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.200 that's the channel I would listen to. And she has 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.120 the most soothing voice ever. And I actually found out 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:05.840 she has eight kids and like one of them committed 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:08.080 suicide recently and she wrote a book about it. And 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.480 her whole thing was you would call her and like, 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:15.600 say something bad happening, and she would literally like therapie, 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.960 random people on the radio, no wonder, I like, I 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.520 like immediately was set off to have depression before I 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.000 knew it, because I would be going to bed at 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:22.240 night and. 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:22.560 Listening to So. 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:24.400 I would be like, my wife and me just aren't 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.800 getting along. I have nothing to look forward to in 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.279 the morning, and like life is so miserable. So I 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.560 knew the feeling of dread before I had experienced it. 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:33.880 So I was listening to Delilah therapies. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:37.520 Were four years old, like mourning other people's relationships. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:40.200 And then like they start playing It's the Falling in 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.800 Love by Michael Jackson. I'm like, and I like, go 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.520 to me going to sleep listening to Like and be like, 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.000 I just hope we fall in love again, and she'll 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:51.000 be like, and with that, I have the perfect song 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:56.440 for you guys. And then she'd play like, Hella, fuck, 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:57.760 what the fuck was I saying before that? 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.320 I was talking about my boil in my body, your 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:02.920 update on your body. 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:05.000 And your balls. The update on your balls. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:11.480 They're absolutely massive right now. They grew overnight. I'm actually 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.640 super excited about that. Big balls are like a cool thing. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.039 No, I'm trying to think if I had mentioned what 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:19.440 is happening to my intestines. I feel like you always 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.920 talk about being constipated and like being in pain and shit. 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:31.600 And I never knew that feeling until that is it 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.400 You're so annoying. It's like dirt. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:37.840 But I never knew what that was like because I've 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.680 always had like a beautiful, beautiful stream. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:43.080 Of turns coming out of your colon. 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:43.960 Yeah. 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.160 I was always just like I have my morning poops, 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.279 I got my lunch poop, and I got my dinner poop, 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:49.400 Like it comes in. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.279 Waves, like an absolute dream. 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.080 Yeah, And I've always had that until the last month. 0:05:57.000 --> 0:06:00.000 I think everyone who I know, when we talk about it, 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:04.000 everyone's like, yes, it's the like, just stop drinking them. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.040 But they taste good and I like them and I'm 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.240 not gonna stop. But I have not had a solid 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:11.839 ship for the past month, and then yesterday, yesterday I 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.039 hit a barking point where I was in so much 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.080 fucking pain and I came home and I was stuck 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:16.760 in the bathroom. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:20.279 Yeah, it was. It was hilarious. It's just like it's 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.080 just watching it's awesome watching someone hit rock bottom and 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:26.400 finally come to terms with like what they're doing to themselves. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:30.039 And you just need to stop drinking this probiotics And. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:31.320 What was the first part. 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:34.000 Of that, Well, you hit rock bottom? 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:34.880 No, what about that? 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:36.080 It is fun for you to watch. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.720 I just like watching my friends in pain. I just 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.479 love watching them suffer. 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.719 Literally as when you were dying on the sidewalk. I 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:48.359 found a video which I literally won't insert because it's. 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:50.200 Like it's actually scary, dementing. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.920 But I found a video of me like drunkenly recording 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.160 with my handicamping, Like I don't want to take him 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:56.640 to the hospital. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:07:00.560 And like I go in cloth on his face literally 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:01.320 looks dead. 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:05.640 No, I think we should insert that clip. Yeah, I 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:07.320 mean we could drive him to the hospital. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.080 No, I'm not going to the hospital. We could just 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.640 drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost four thousand dollars. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.000 The thing is Mason last night was literally throwing up 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:21.640 like four times in a row, and we did take 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:23.080 it to the hospital. So I'm like, why do we 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:24.360 have to see Drew to the hospital. 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:28.480 Look at him, He's way worse than Mason. This is 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:32.040 like Project Decks. Yeah, I know what if? 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:34.560 This is like I'm literally being a fucking blazing cunt, 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:38.280 like a drunk bitch. But it just be zooming it 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.160 on your hands and be like, oh, I want to 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:44.480 go to ass you look dead. Also a Lisa coming 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:46.720 over and like begging to see it immediately. I had 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.760 told her that three hours before that I found that video. 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:50.960 Oh and then my other update on my body. I'm 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:51.360 so sorry. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:52.720 This is like no one cares. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.040 But I've been biting my nails so hard and then 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:56.800 yesterday one of my nails broken half and I'm in 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.560 the most pain ever. But because I'm a woman, I 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.560 can engage my pain and like swallow it and like 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.239 just like keep pushing. 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:07.360 No, you can't. Anytime your tummy hurts. You are not 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.880 brave about it. You're not brave about your timy. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.400 Hair, okay, cause I'm just like prepping you off for 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.320 the day, Like you find out that I'm like passing 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.440 away from like my stomach lining being no. 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:20.240 It's literally like YA will eat one fucking chip and 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:23.160 then complain, I'm not kidding. Fifteen seconds later, it's like, 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.200 oh my god, there's like a brick sitting in my stomach. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.040 Like I've never felt like this in my life, Like 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.560 I literally am passing away, like I need to stop, 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.840 like I need to just stop everything. And then she 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:34.959 will go back into the kitchen and eat like the 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.160 entire bag of chips and then come into the. 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:40.000 Cause because I'm already here, ye might as well keep going. 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:40.680 It tastes good. 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:44.000 It's actually insane that how often in YOUA complains about 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.679 her stomach. But I have no fucking ry. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.800 But also it has gotten better since I started cooking 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.520 at home, like for the most part when it cause, 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.120 I find my meals that don't hurt my stomach and 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.560 I eat them yesterday. I don't know why those chips 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.160 made my stomach r because they really never make my stomacher. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.120 I think it was because I had no other food 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.360 in my stomach, and then I came home and fucking 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.400 swallow the whole bag and like the like span of 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:03.880 a minute. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.520 How is that even possible. You like ate the lining 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:10.720 of the bag and throat throat, goat, throat goat. 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.160 Yeah. 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:19.480 Anyways, but after Drew's constipation we wanted to talk about. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:25.120 I didn't talk about my constipation. You're moving too quick, girl, I. 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.400 Guess, meaning like after Drew's constipation, Like what is this 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:29.319 fucking podcast? 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:35.000 Like, so Enya has troubles with This is like literally 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:39.920 just poop joke podcast and you have trouble with shitting 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.760 like it is funny and will be funny. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:46.560 Some people are in the business of normalizing. 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:50.839 Like like like acne and stuff, and I'm in the 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:55.880 business of normalizing poop like girls guys like girls poop? 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:57.800 Wait do they really? Yeah? 0:09:58.080 --> 0:09:58.840 I wasn't kidding. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.920 This isn't a bit like girls actually poop? 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.800 Yeah, like for me, liquid liquid ass. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.560 Wait no, no, no, no, right at my butt? I actually 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.200 like you're lying. You're lying. 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:14.040 No, I'm not. Are you waiting? Are you kidding? Yeah, Drew, 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:15.120 girls poop? 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.560 No, they don't, they do. 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:19.600 You've never seen a girl's poop. She's never sent you 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.439 a pick of her poop. Damn No, girls have liked you? 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:23.680 Sure? 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:25.760 Please? You're lying? 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:31.480 Well, this is a dream, are. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:35.959 You okay, yeah, sure, you got to keep going and 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:40.240 coming like kay, no, I'm acting. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.360 Okay, I didn't know you were that good. It just 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:44.440 seems like real pain. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.880 I pulled from very real place, very real and dark. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.640 What I'm standing around with an acting coach and they're like, dude. 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:55.199 One time I literally had someone an acting coach ask me. 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:58.720 Imagine like someone. 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:01.520 Who passed away, someone who's too passed away. And then 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.720 I was like, okay, So I'm like sitting there literally 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:07.640 thinking about my dead mother, and she's like, who are. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:08.280 You thinking about? 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:11.360 And I was like, I mind you. 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:12.839 I just met this bitch and I'm like. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:15.520 My mom. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.679 And she's like, oh, and how did she die? And 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.840 like starts like really digging in and like asking me 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:24.520 about extreme details of my life. And because I was uncomfortable, 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.120 I was just like telling her because I was like, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.440 I guess this is like the vulnerable mobility of like 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:32.680 acting coaches and classes. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.400 And she literally she's like, yes, yes, love that love. 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:38.520 That love it from your dead mother. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:39.640 Imagine her. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:42.720 No, imagine you're a last moment seeing her body in 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.400 one piece. Imagine that. Just think about that. And she 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.680 was like, well, she buried her. And I was like no, 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:49.880 like DDE, the whole thing. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.720 Was very she was torched. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:57.720 We torched her like like a little marshmallow. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.760 Like, no, what are those things you do in the kitchen? Yeah, 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:03.319 but that's how we did my mom with a buttane lighter. 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:10.120 Oh my god, with like a dab rigged lighter, and 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:11.480 then we created resent. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:14.679 Oh my god, that's not funny. 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:16.000 I'm sorry. 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:21.960 Well, Enya has liquid shit and I have shit that 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:26.719 happens once every fourteen days. I've gone. I've gone literally 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.440 like sixteen days without shitting one time. 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:32.280 Part of me is like, you have to be exaggerating. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.320 Because you know, I swear to fucking god, No, this 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.800 is like my real life. Like I'm not exaggerating. It's 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.840 not like that every time. But I have done that 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:44.400 before and it was fucked up, Like it was genuinely 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:46.960 like the worst I'd ever felt physically in my life, 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.920 Like it felt like I had one hundred pounds of 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.800 shit in my gut and it just randomly one day, 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.360 like I took a laxative and it went away. But 0:12:56.520 --> 0:13:02.800 like laxatives I am fucking petrified of. Because there's a 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.160 whole other story that I guess I could get into. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.400 Yeah, I know you're a scary story. I think the 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.319 night this happened, you were live texting me. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:17.640 Yeah, probably, so, uh go back five years. I'm still 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:22.520 living in Texas. Uh, still dealing with constipation, undiagnosed, whatever 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:24.080 the fuck I have. I'm still I don't know what 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.160 is going on with my gut. It's the most annoying 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:31.120 shit ever. And I haven't ship in a very long time. 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:34.679 So and it's starting to like actually like cause me pain, 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:38.559 Like it's starting to like hurt. So I like going 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.680 down stairs because I know my dad has laxatives, and 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:46.679 I'm like, Dad, like I'm constipated, Like I need laxatives, 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:50.400 like to help this, help me. Shit. It's so embarrassing. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.560 And my dad is like bigger than I am. He's 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.520 like probably, yeah, I don't know, he's bigger than I am. 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:00.360 And he gave me like his dose of laxidif that 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:05.680 he takes, and I went upstairs and I popped all 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:09.360 three of these pills and he was like, oh no, like, 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:11.800 you're not supposed to take all three of them. You're 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:15.680 supposed to take one now and then one tomorrow morning, 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.679 and then one the next morning. And I was like, oh, 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.480 my fucking god, Oh my god, oh my god. So 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.880 I start like literally panicking, and then I'm like, okay, 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:24.800 like it's done, Like there's like nothing I can do 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:28.040 about it. Just like breathe, like you'll get through this, 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:32.760 you'll make you'll maybe live, literally, and then like fifteen 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:36.960 minutes past, and like my stomach is making like it's 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.000 it literally like if you held a decibel reader up 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:41.680 to it, it would be as loud as a fucking 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.240 like jet engine. Like it was like the loudest like 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.880 churning and like grumbling I'd ever heard in my life. 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:49.240 And I was like, oh, my fucking god, those. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.640 Were literally like fruit and blending you. 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:55.400 No exactly, it was like it was like literally because 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:58.560 like fifteen minutes go by, it's making these sound loud sounds, 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:01.520 and then I just get these like sharp like cramping 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.840 pains in my stomach, which like honestly, like like as 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:06.760 a man, like I feel like I understand what a 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:09.840 period feels like, and like I cannot believe I'll go 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.000 through that once a month because like like periods hurt. 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:16.640 I actually I don't get cramps. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:21.080 So well like other girls out there, Like I feel. 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:24.040 My big fucking boobs hurt and they get really like. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.120 You need a massage, Yeah, I need I need them. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:33.080 You need a massage, the little the nodules. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:33.960 The nodules, you mean, my nipples. 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:41.000 So I'm sitting upstairs and it's uh, my stomach's churning. 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.920 It's fucking like actually like starting to scare me. It's 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:47.480 starting to hurt, really really bad, cramping all that. And 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:50.280 then I start getting like extremely nauseous, and I'm like, 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.080 oh no, like this isn't supposed to happen, Like I 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:55.160 don't like, why is this happening? And so I like 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:59.720 go and I start like throwing up, like profusely throwing up, 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:03.240 and it is no literally like I'm throwing up like 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.200 shit out of my mouth, not actually, but literally, I'm 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:09.080 throwing up shit out of my mouth and it's bright red. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.240 And like then my ass starts to hurt, and I'm like, 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.160 oh my fucking god, it's coming out of my ass 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:17.280 and like it's coming out and so he said on 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.640 the toilet and nothing comes out. And then I start 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:24.680 pissing blood like I'm like pissing blood, throwing up vomit, 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.840 trying to shit out of my ass like butt ass naked, sweating, 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:29.800 the most vulnerable I've ever felt in my life, and 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:34.040 I am like literally screaming and like I'm like my 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.880 he like bracing up against the walls like actually out 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.760 of a comedy movie, like the worst pin I've ever felt. 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:44.440 And like I won't go into too much detail because 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:48.280 like what transpired next is like some of the most 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:51.320 humiliating shit that's ever happened to me in my entire life. 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:53.840 I'll just have Kai like bleep it out so you 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:58.360 understand what happened. But I like had to go on 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:02.800 the tub of the shower and literally like my out 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.360 of my eyes because it was so impacted. And I 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.360 laid there with the shower running after doing that and 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:13.119 cried my eyes out because like it was the most 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:17.919 dehumanizing thing in my entire life. Yeah, it's like really gnarling. 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.160 And then I went on the toilet and exploded out 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:22.840 of my ass for literally two hours, Like it was 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:26.320 like so much shit just like spraying out of my butt, 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:31.679 like like it was really crazy, Kay said, shiz, like 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:36.320 I was pissing ship like pish, what is it? Shitching 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:40.520 like literally pissing shit out of my butt. But I 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:44.400 woke up the next day, And I am not joking. No, 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:47.240 I felt like a million dollars and I felt lighter, 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:49.280 like I felt like I had like a pep in 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:51.439 my step. I felt like I was walking on clouds. 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:56.560 It was like actually insane. No, it was like my 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:59.159 whole And that's probably why my gut, like flora, is 0:17:59.160 --> 0:17:59.760 so fucked up. 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:02.040 And yeah, definitely. 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:04.560 Because I like eradicated it all, like I burned it alive. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:06.320 I seared it alive with my relaxatives. 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:10.200 Dude. Actually, that randomly just reminded me so one time 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:13.200 when I was in Honduras when I was like maybe 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:16.440 six years old, that was the sickest I had gotten 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:20.040 in my whole life, like where I had eggsma. The 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:23.880 skin had become so raw from like the medicine or. 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:35.480 Are you situated? Yeah, can you hear that when he moves? 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:40.639 Yeah? 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:41.720 Stop. 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:45.240 But I don't know why I got so sick when 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:47.080 I went to Hunduras once. I don't know what it 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:50.879 was to this day, but I literally was on my 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:53.679 deathbed at the ripe age of like six or seven, 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.800 and I would go every summer, but this last summer 0:18:56.840 --> 0:19:01.920 that I remember going, for some reason, I like nearly fucking. 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:02.720 Conked over and died. 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:06.560 And it started as just like a normal like flu, 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.880 and I was just like kind of bedridden every day, 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:12.280 like I wasn't doing anything like I would like lay around. 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:14.880 I actually also within this, I had such a bad 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:19.320 temper as a kid. My brother and cousin were in 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:22.159 the other room playing the PS two on like the 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:25.160 TV that was in that house, and they were all 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:27.040 on the floor playing PS two, but they were being 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.240 really fucking loud and having so much fun, and I 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:32.760 was so sick, and I had the craziest migraines from 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:36.879 being sick that I kept telling them to shut up 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:38.760 because I wanted to go back to sleep, and they 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:41.640 wouldn't listen. So I literally got the fuck up, went 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:44.280 grabbed the PS two, picked it up, and slammed it 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:46.640 on the floor and got the demo disc stuck in there, 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:49.960 so they only could play like not even the demo disc. 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:52.480 Maybe it was the demo disc, but it had Nemo 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:53.640 the game on. 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:55.760 It, so that game was fucking lit. Yeah, it was 0:19:55.800 --> 0:19:57.639 fucking No one wanted to have that conversation. But the 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:00.359 Nemo game was literally like one of the most like 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:02.040 influential games. 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.640 Uh, it was fucking awesome. Do they do that still 0:20:04.680 --> 0:20:06.800 with kids movies? Like make every single one into a 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:09.199 game because as kids, every single if you look at 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:12.320 game Boy games, almost everyone is a fucking. 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:14.480