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Speaker 1: Welcome back, Episode fourteen of Intercom Intercom. We're really in unison.

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Speaker 1: We are really amused, and that really doing good.

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Speaker 2: We're doing good.

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Speaker 1: Today is good affirmations together. Today is going to be

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Speaker 1: a good day. I'm happy. I am lucky to be alive.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy. Life is a dream. Life is good. Life

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Speaker 1: is good. We're lucky to be alive. We're lucky to

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Speaker 1: be alive.

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Speaker 2: Please please work. I hear my affirmations.

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Speaker 3: My tips are getting smaller, my ass is getting firmer.

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Speaker 3: All the clothes I want deepop, They're gonna DM me

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Speaker 3: and be like I saw your Instagram and I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: give them to you for free.

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Speaker 1: That's a really good affirmations. Actually, thank yeah.

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Speaker 3: I did every waking moment, Like y'all wake up and

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Speaker 3: do it. I do it every waking moment.

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Speaker 1: Please please, please, Well, before we get in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to update y'all in something that I

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Speaker 1: briefly spoke about at the very beginning of the last episode.

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Speaker 1: So I mentioned that I have a growth on my face. Guys,

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Speaker 1: it's gone. It's gone.

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Speaker 3: Wait, literally, Kai the sucky you brought it up. Kai

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Speaker 3: was like, it's probably like an acne sist that'll just

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Speaker 3: go away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a boil or something under my skins.

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Speaker 1: I literally had boils oil, but it didn't like surface

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Speaker 1: or anything, which is like the weirdest part.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I get.

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Speaker 3: I'll get something like that and it only kind of

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Speaker 3: surfaces because I'm literally destroying and scratching at my face.

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Speaker 2: You have a cat hair on your lip and it's inside.

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Speaker 1: As I was leaving it there, I was going to

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Speaker 1: eat it later. But yeah, that's just like a testament

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Speaker 1: to the mind and the body and how it can

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Speaker 1: just heal itself. My mind's not doing such a good

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Speaker 1: job at that. Please please let me out of this prison.

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Speaker 1: And second time, my brain like I went out. I

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Speaker 1: went out. I went out.

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Speaker 2: You need to do a psychedelic trip.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I just went on the internet things.

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Speaker 3: It's like they're like, I'm so depressed and I hate myself.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna do mushrooms in the woods alone.

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Speaker 1: I wish I used I used to think like that.

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Speaker 1: I used to be like that, but I'm in such

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Speaker 1: a fragile state with my brain right now that like legitimately,

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Speaker 1: anything that throws the chemistry off, Like even if I

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Speaker 1: have caffeine, like, I'm sent into a dark, dark place

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Speaker 1: and it's it's really not to dude.

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Speaker 3: I can't imagine a caffeine doing that to me. If

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Speaker 3: caffeine did that to me, then then y'all will never

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Speaker 3: see me again. I won't say why you would never

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Speaker 3: see me again. But the day I wake up in

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Speaker 3: caffeine doesn't make me feel good. And yeah, infer where

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Speaker 3: I would go. Since you're giving an update on your body,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give an update on my body. I think

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Speaker 3: have I meted the dream?

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Speaker 1: It's a playground.

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Speaker 2: Your body is one?

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Speaker 3: Oh what song is that I used to play on

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Speaker 3: like the radio on like one on one point one.

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Speaker 1: Delilah Delilah, No, that's it. I think a North Miami

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Speaker 1: thing or something.

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Speaker 2: No, I think Okay, I looked it up in that bitch.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm so stupid.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna be like she was on the news,

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Speaker 3: but I'm thinking of Miami news, dude.

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Speaker 2: Delilah is og radio host in Florida.

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Speaker 3: She did one on one point five light FM, and

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Speaker 3: she would just play like all the like oldies. So

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Speaker 3: when I was growing up, I listened to like a

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Speaker 3: that's the channel I would listen to. And she has

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Speaker 3: she has eight kids and like one of them committed

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Speaker 3: suicide recently and she wrote a book about it. And

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Speaker 3: her whole thing was you would call her and like,

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Speaker 3: say something bad happening, and she would literally like therapie,

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Speaker 3: random people on the radio, no wonder, I like, I

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Speaker 3: like immediately was set off to have depression before I

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Speaker 2: Listening to So.

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Speaker 3: I would be like, my wife and me just aren't

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Speaker 3: getting along. I have nothing to look forward to in

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Speaker 3: knew the feeling of dread before I had experienced it.

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Speaker 3: So I was listening to Delilah therapies.

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Speaker 1: Were four years old, like mourning other people's relationships.

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Speaker 3: And then like they start playing It's the Falling in

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Speaker 3: Love by Michael Jackson. I'm like, and I like, go

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Speaker 3: to me going to sleep listening to Like and be like,

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Speaker 3: I just hope we fall in love again, and she'll

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Speaker 3: be like, and with that, I have the perfect song

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Speaker 3: for you guys. And then she'd play like, Hella, fuck,

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Speaker 3: what the fuck was I saying before that?

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Speaker 1: I was talking about my boil in my body, your

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Speaker 1: update on your body.

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Speaker 2: And your balls. The update on your balls.

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Speaker 1: They're absolutely massive right now. They grew overnight. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: super excited about that. Big balls are like a cool thing.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm trying to think if I had mentioned what

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Speaker 3: is happening to my intestines. I feel like you always

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Speaker 3: talk about being constipated and like being in pain and shit.

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Speaker 2: And I never knew that feeling until that is it

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Speaker 2: You're so annoying. It's like dirt.

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Speaker 3: But I never knew what that was like because I've

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Speaker 3: always had like a beautiful, beautiful stream.

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Speaker 1: Of turns coming out of your colon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was always just like I have my morning poops,

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Speaker 3: I got my lunch poop, and I got my dinner poop,

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Speaker 3: Like it comes in.

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Speaker 1: Waves, like an absolute dream.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I've always had that until the last month.

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Speaker 3: I think everyone who I know, when we talk about it,

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Speaker 3: everyone's like, yes, it's the like, just stop drinking them.

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Speaker 3: But they taste good and I like them and I'm

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Speaker 3: not gonna stop. But I have not had a solid

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Speaker 3: hit a barking point where I was in so much

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was hilarious. It's just like it's

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Speaker 1: just watching it's awesome watching someone hit rock bottom and

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Speaker 1: finally come to terms with like what they're doing to themselves.

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Speaker 1: And you just need to stop drinking this probiotics And.

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Speaker 2: What was the first part.

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Speaker 1: Of that, Well, you hit rock bottom?

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Speaker 2: No, what about that?

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Speaker 3: It is fun for you to watch.

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Speaker 1: I just like watching my friends in pain. I just

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Speaker 1: love watching them suffer.

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Speaker 3: Literally as when you were dying on the sidewalk. I

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Speaker 3: found a video which I literally won't insert because it's.

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Speaker 1: Like it's actually scary, dementing.

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Speaker 3: But I found a video of me like drunkenly recording

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Speaker 3: with my handicamping, Like I don't want to take him

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Speaker 3: to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: And like I go in cloth on his face literally

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Speaker 2: looks dead.

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Speaker 1: No, I think we should insert that clip. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean we could drive him to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to the hospital. We could just

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Speaker 2: drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost four thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: The thing is Mason last night was literally throwing up

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Speaker 3: like four times in a row, and we did take

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Speaker 3: it to the hospital. So I'm like, why do we

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Speaker 2: Look at him, He's way worse than Mason. This is

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Speaker 2: like Project Decks. Yeah, I know what if?

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Speaker 3: This is like I'm literally being a fucking blazing cunt,

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Speaker 3: like a drunk bitch. But it just be zooming it

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Speaker 3: go to ass you look dead. Also a Lisa coming

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Speaker 3: over and like begging to see it immediately. I had

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Speaker 3: told her that three hours before that I found that video.

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Speaker 3: Oh and then my other update on my body. I'm

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Speaker 3: so sorry.

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Speaker 2: This is like no one cares.

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Speaker 3: But I've been biting my nails so hard and then

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Speaker 3: yesterday one of my nails broken half and I'm in

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Speaker 3: the most pain ever. But because I'm a woman, I

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Speaker 1: No, you can't. Anytime your tummy hurts. You are not

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Speaker 1: brave about it. You're not brave about your timy.

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Speaker 3: Hair, okay, cause I'm just like prepping you off for

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Speaker 3: the day, Like you find out that I'm like passing

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Speaker 1: It's literally like YA will eat one fucking chip and

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Speaker 1: then complain, I'm not kidding. Fifteen seconds later, it's like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, there's like a brick sitting in my stomach.

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Speaker 1: Like I've never felt like this in my life, Like

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Speaker 1: I literally am passing away, like I need to stop,

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Speaker 3: Cause because I'm already here, ye might as well keep going.

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Speaker 3: It tastes good.

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Speaker 1: It's actually insane that how often in YOUA complains about

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Speaker 1: her stomach. But I have no fucking ry.

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Speaker 3: But also it has gotten better since I started cooking

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Speaker 3: I find my meals that don't hurt my stomach and

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Speaker 3: I eat them yesterday. I don't know why those chips

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Speaker 3: I think it was because I had no other food

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Speaker 3: swallow the whole bag and like the like span of

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Speaker 1: How is that even possible. You like ate the lining

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Speaker 1: of the bag and throat throat, goat, throat goat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, but after Drew's constipation we wanted to talk about.

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Speaker 1: I didn't talk about my constipation. You're moving too quick, girl, I.

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Speaker 3: Guess, meaning like after Drew's constipation, Like what is this

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Speaker 3: fucking podcast?

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Speaker 1: Like, so Enya has troubles with This is like literally

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Speaker 1: just poop joke podcast and you have trouble with shitting

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Speaker 1: like it is funny and will be funny.

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Speaker 2: Some people are in the business of normalizing.

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Speaker 3: Like like like acne and stuff, and I'm in the

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Speaker 3: business of normalizing poop like girls guys like girls poop?

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Speaker 1: Wait do they really? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I wasn't kidding.

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Speaker 1: This isn't a bit like girls actually poop?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like for me, liquid liquid ass.

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Speaker 1: Wait no, no, no, no, right at my butt? I actually

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Speaker 1: like you're lying. You're lying.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not. Are you waiting? Are you kidding? Yeah, Drew,

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Speaker 2: girls poop?

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Speaker 1: No, they don't, they do.

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Speaker 3: You've never seen a girl's poop. She's never sent you

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Speaker 3: a pick of her poop. Damn No, girls have liked you?

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Please? You're lying?

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Speaker 1: Well, this is a dream, are.

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Speaker 3: You okay, yeah, sure, you got to keep going and

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Speaker 3: coming like kay, no, I'm acting.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't know you were that good. It just

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Speaker 1: I'll just have Kai like bleep it out so you

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Speaker 1: It was like actually insane. No, it was like my

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Speaker 1: Because I like eradicated it all, like I burned it alive.

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Speaker 3: But I don't know why I got so sick when

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Speaker 3: Uh, it was fucking awesome. Do they do that still

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that aside. Basically, I just like kept getting

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Speaker 1: It's very dehumanizing, like it coming out of both ends.

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Speaker 1: Like it's like it's like it really is like not

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Speaker 1: And then like sometime sometimes this happens and like you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, me and Drew.

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Speaker 1: bowel movement, Yeah, the vowel movement, the regular bowel movement.

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Speaker 1: Normalizing shit, normalized shit. We need to normalized, normalizing shit,

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Speaker 1: that's what they said. I will never forget this story.

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Speaker 1: So sorry, oh yeah, I'll never forget this story.

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Speaker 1: that as well. Oh really yeah, but like I'll never

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00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,360
Speaker 1: forget it because it was like really like a pivotal

441
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 1: moment in my life, like my brother came in and

442
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: was like, this girl, she threw up shit all over

443
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,399
Speaker 1: the place, and in my like second grade brain, I

444
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 1: thought she literally was like throwing up turns out of

445
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 1: her mouth, and like I visualized that and everything, and

446
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 1: like I asked a question. I was like, she like

447
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: threw up poop out of her mouth, and my brothers,

448
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: like being the assholes that they are, were like, yeah,

449
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: like they're like hold like turds came out, and I

450
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: was like, oh, my fucking god, I did not know

451
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 1: that was possible, Like this is the like this is

452
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,160
Speaker 1: the craziest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

453
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: And then fast forward and I'm like entering middle school

454
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 1: like five years later or whatever, and like I finally realized,

455
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 1: like my brothers were just being fucking assholes to me,

456
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: and I like it took me like until seventh grade

457
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: that people didn't throw up turns out of their mouth

458
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 1: like it. They just meant like the expression like up everywhere.

459
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 3: I don't have any memories of anybody venturing through remember

460
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 3: how often it was that kids threw up in like

461
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 3: elementary school.

462
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 2: My kids would just be throwing up.

463
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: Did they throw each on the throw up? Yeah? They

464
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: threw this powder on it.

465
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, at my school, they literally threw mulch on it.

466
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: It's like this super observant powder and they would like

467
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,239
Speaker 1: sprinkle it over it and they would smell like like

468
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: a mixture of like vomit and like this super chemically

469
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: like almost like that powder shit that we used to

470
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: have a ajax. It was like ajax mixed with vomit

471
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: and it would like swell and fill the hall. But

472
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: I never threw up at school.

473
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 3: Mine was literally much.

474
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, I did, Oh my god, I did.

475
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 2: In middle school.

476
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 3: I got to school and was eating my hot puffs

477
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 3: for breakfast and I had pe as my first class,

478
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 3: and all I had in my sm was like.

479
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 2: I almost switched to Spanish.

480
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 3: I almost was like like I almost like fully went

481
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 3: on with my story. But all I had was like

482
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 3: a little bit of like coffee from my like parents

483
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 3: in the morning, and my hot puffs, which was a

484
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 3: normal routine for me because I was I was the girl.

485
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 3: I was amongst the girls who were eating the hot

486
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 3: cheetos and the hot puffs for breakfast.

487
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 2: And then next thing I know, I'm running my laps.

488
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 3: Actually, no, this is like ripe as like maybe fourth grade. Yeah,

489
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 3: because I just remembered all the kids in my class.

490
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 3: So this was fourth grade. I was running my laps

491
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 3: and something came up and I threw up, and I

492
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 3: remember I was so embarrassed. I like ran to the

493
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 3: bathroom and I was like, dude, I want I fucking

494
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 3: hate myself. I can't believe that just happened. To my friends,

495
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 3: was like, no one cares. Everyone throws up, and I

496
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 3: was like, I don't throw up.

497
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: No, That's the thing. I'm different. I'm not like these

498
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 1: other bitches. I don't throw up.

499
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 3: Also, one time in second grade, one of my best friends,

500
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 3: hope she's doing good. I actually was just thinking about

501
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 3: her the other day. I'm like, I have no connection

502
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 3: to her at all anymore because we went to different

503
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 3: high schools and we also got into a hell of

504
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 3: beef in middle school.

505
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 2: So we were not good friends past like fifth.

506
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 3: Grade, but in second grade we were best friends.

507
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 2: This is so evil of me.

508
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 3: I was such a fucking cunt at the ripe age

509
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 3: of like, what how old are you in second grade?

510
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: Like eight years old?

511
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 3: She we were all at pe and she was we

512
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 3: were sitting down the teacher like spoke to us and

513
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 3: then dismissed us to go run around and do whatever

514
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 3: the fuck we had to do. And my friend, I'll

515
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 3: call her like Claire was like still on the floor,

516
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 3: like sitting there, and I like got up to walk away,

517
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 3: and she was like enya, and I was like what

518
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 3: And I like turned to her and I looked down

519
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 3: and she's sitting in a puddle of her own pants,

520
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 3: like she had pissed herself.

521
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 2: And a good friend would be like, oh my god, Claire, like.

522
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: You take my jacket.

523
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, like tell the teacher and we could

524
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 2: get it figured out. Bitch. No, I turned to the

525
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 2: fucking pe court and I.

526
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 3: Went everyone Claire pissed herself, and everyone came running back

527
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 3: and circled around her and looked at her and pointed

528
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 3: at her and left.

529
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 1: You're diabolical. We stayed best friends, though, sinister, sinister, so.

530
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 3: It's it's low key her fault. Like if I was

531
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 3: so bad, why wouldn't she leave?

532
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 1: Oh, she stayed with me. That's not how that works.

533
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: I was cut. I mean, there was do you know

534
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: what Miler's Club is? Like, did y'all have Myler's Club

535
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: where you would like like they would just send you

536
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: a during pe and they would just make you run

537
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 1: laps the whole game.

538
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 2: But we didn't call it Myler's Club. That was I

539
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 2: don't know what it was.

540
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 1: It was just like, so we had Myler's Club and

541
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: it reminded me of y'all, like running laps or whatever.

542
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: This is just completely fucking off topic and a tangent,

543
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: but it's just like a testament of my brain and

544
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: how fucking smart I am, and like how high of

545
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: an IQ I have, Like no one really talks about that, Like.

546
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, girl, get into the stone.

547
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:40,479
Speaker 1: I am a genius and my IQ is like really

548
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: fucking high, and it's like almost dangerous, and it's dangerous

549
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: to be around me because it makes other people taking.

550
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 3: An IQ test in your life that wasn't on the internet.

551
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 3: So where's this coming from?

552
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: My IQ's of ninety No, my IQ's is seventy eight.

553
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 1: Like it's like it doesn't get much higher than that.

554
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 2: I thought, No, just keep going.

555
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 3: What's ninety eight is low? I isn't that low.

556
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: It's like average, I think, or like a little below average.

557
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gonna say, I feel like I've heard

558
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 3: people being like I like you one thirty, and I'm like,

559
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know what the fuck IQ means, Like, girl,

560
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up, Like shut.

561
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: Up, I have his seventy eight.

562
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 2: I don't believe what. Okay, what is IQ?

563
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 3: It's what is that?

564
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 2: What does that stand for?

565
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: I think it's like intellectual quote or something.

566
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's like intellectual something.

567
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. I like could have made that up

568
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: almost intellectual quality. It literally could could be. But basically,

569
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: there is Miler's Club, and they would like when you

570
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: would finish a lap, they would give you like a

571
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: little wristband, like you know there's rubber wristbands. Yeah, and

572
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 1: every time you would finish a lap, you'd get one

573
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: of those wristbands. Well, Miler's Club went on for like

574
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: three months, like it was like from the beginning of

575
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: the year, and then right before winter started because it

576
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: got like too cold to run. And what I would

577
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 1: do is when I would go to the dollar store,

578
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: I would go and buy a bunch of those rubber bands,

579
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: and then I would cheat the system and add like

580
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: six or seven or eight and add two more miles

581
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: to my thing, and I ended up in like the

582
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: top ten or something cheating, but I did know what

583
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,239
Speaker 1: did you get for it? Just like pride of like

584
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: being like really high up in the milers club. I

585
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: remember Eugene guys one and gain uh nothing, just pride.

586
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: I remember Eugene guys one and he he was the

587
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: fast kid of the school. There was always like every

588
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: school has like the fast kid.

589
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 2: I can't think of as the fast kid.

590
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 3: I guess there were like kids in track, but I

591
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 3: didn't keep up with any of the sports at my school.

592
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like Eugene Guys Lynn Weatherly.

593
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: And there was a.

594
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 3: Brief moment where I was supposed to join the soccer team,

595
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 3: but then I decided to go home after school and

596
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: film videos of myself instead.

597
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 1: Of oh my god, you playing soccer instead of doing

598
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: it would have.

599
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: Made my dad so happy.

600
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 3: If I was a soccer I would not have fucking

601
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 3: committed to being a soccer player.

602
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 2: You goddamn kidding me.

603
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: That was That was just me being bored.

604
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 2: Like I was like, I'm bored, I want to run.

605
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 3: Around, and like I liked playing soccer with my dad.

606
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 3: And then in middle school, I was playing football a lot,

607
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 3: so I was like soccer is a good middle ground

608
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 3: since I can't play football and be tackled, I can

609
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: still run around with balls in my hand.

610
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: You feel me.

611
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: I didn't hear what he said.

612
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 3: Oh, actually no, before I forgot the other thing in

613
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 3: second grade that I have a vivid memory of doing.

614
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: Actually two things I was so I was awful. I

615
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 2: was like an awful kid.

616
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 3: One I went and got glasses, like I got my

617
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: first prescription glasses, and a kid, this kid, James, accidentally

618
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 3: knocked them off of my table, and I, in front

619
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 3: of the whole class, was like.

620
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 2: Are you fucking stupid and started yelling at him and

621
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: being so mean to him.

622
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 3: And I was like, pick them up, pick them up,

623
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 3: And he picked them up and put them back up,

624
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 3: and I was like, wipe them off. I was being

625
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 3: so mean to him, but I think it was a

626
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 3: kid I already didn't like, and I was just really mean.

627
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 3: I would also kick guys in the balls when they

628
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 3: pissed me off, or if I knew they were being

629
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 3: mean other girls. Like people would literally run away from

630
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 3: Like if a guy was mean to a girl, it

631
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 3: would get back to him.

632
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: That someone told me, and after school when we were

633
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: all like, it would be out.

634
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: You're literally like the superhero.

635
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: And then also, actually, the only bad.

636
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: Thing I did as a kid is I pissed all

637
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: over my brother's Nintendo sixty four and I came back

638
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: like a week later and it literally crystallized and it

639
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: like had like crystals all over it, and people were like,

640
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: who the fuck pissed on the Nintudo sixty four? Like

641
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: what is this? And that's my story?

642
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: Get caught.

643
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 1: I like didn't get caught until I told it like

644
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: a year ago on like one of those live shoots.

645
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: Who did I like told that story and my mom

646
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: was like, that was you. I still don't think my

647
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: brothers No, but yeah, Brandon, Jared Sam, I pissed all

648
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: over y'all is Nintdudo sixty four and ruined all the games? Sam?

649
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: He Sam the ghost behind me?

650
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: No, Sam's the goat. Yeah.

651
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 3: Last thing before we get into like the real good

652
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 3: topic of this episode I did in second grade is

653
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 3: this kid Nathaniel had lollipops. This was written in a

654
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 3: planner And this is why I remember this because I

655
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 3: was going through a planner before I moved. I was like,

656
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 3: oh my god, I was fucking evil. This kid Nathaniel

657
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 3: had lollipops and was eating them and he I think

658
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 3: he was on his last one. And I finally went

659
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 3: up to him. And I was friends with this kid,

660
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 3: and I was like, Hey, do you have any more?

661
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 3: And he was like, no, this is my last one.

662
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 3: I was like, are you kidding me?

663
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: You're lying and he was like I'm not, Like, please

664
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: leave me alone.

665
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 3: And I took the lollipop put in my mouth and

666
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 3: crunched it and didn't even eat it.

667
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: I like spit it out.

668
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: And I was so mean, and then he like cried

669
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 3: and I got I had to go up to the front, like,

670
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: change my card.

671
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 2: How are humiliating? I changed my card all the time. Yeah,

672
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: like green light, red light.

673
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was. I think I only literally had

674
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: did change it from green to yellow once in my life,

675
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: and I remember it was like, actually the most heartbreaking

676
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: thing that's ever fucking happened to me in my life.

677
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: And I behaved ever since then. It worked on me.

678
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: I was just another sheep. I was another cogain.

679
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: I was a sheep.

680
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 3: I believed in being able to speak my mind, be

681
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 3: it cunt, be rude, push kids, yell at kids. No.

682
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: I was a sheep, but also I was a bully,

683
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: not really.

684
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 3: I will I remember one time someone got in trouble.

685
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 3: I guess people get in trouble often for like they

686
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 3: were bully in school.

687
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: Bitch.

688
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 2: Most people were fucking bullies in school.

689
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: We were all fucking angry. We were children, insecure in.

690
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 3: Classes for eight hours a day with nothing to do.

691
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 3: We didn't have iPhone.

692
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: We were all also very insecure and going through fucking

693
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: puberty at the same time. Like obviously there's like raging

694
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: hormones that are gonna make people angry at each other

695
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: and just like bully other kids. But I wasn't like

696
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: a bully bully, but like.

697
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: I wasn't a bully. I was just a fucking bitch.

698
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: Like I did one thing that like I will literally

699
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: never let myself lived down, and like I still to

700
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: this day, and like, oh, like if I have bad karma,

701
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: like like if I if something bad happens to me,

702
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: it's because of what I did to that kid. But

703
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: it's not even that bad. I just said he I

704
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: can't even say. I said he had squades, squirrel aids

705
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: and he cried, dude, and I like he cried his

706
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: eyes out and it was so humiliating for him. I

707
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: was like six years old, I'm sorry, like I'm not apologizing.

708
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: Leave that in like like I don't give a ship

709
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: and like.

710
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: Like when nobody gives the he said.

711
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: That, I'm fucking sorry. I don't care, Like, are.

712
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 3: You're going to bed out of here?

713
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: I was six years old. But yeah, I said he

714
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: had squades me and my friend Hunter.

715
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: I've never heard squades.

716
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: No, it's something we made up and we said. He

717
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: also wore OPE. He so this is all one day,

718
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: Like you know what OPI is the brand? Yeah, he

719
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: wore Opie and me we were like I was riding

720
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: the bus back home with him and I was like, oh,

721
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,959
Speaker 1: you're wearing OPE? Does that stand for oral penis? And

722
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: everyone was like oh, like holy shit. But I think

723
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: we're on good terms today. Like I think I think

724
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: I know him. No, like not, I mean like I kind.

725
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 2: Of do, like I think anybody like for stuff like that.

726
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 3: I think it's different when someone's like, yeah, I got

727
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 3: like relentlessly bullied by one person and I was targeted

728
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 3: every single day by this person.

729
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: I think that's what bullied.

730
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

731
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 3: I think like when kids are like, yeah, I was

732
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 3: a piece of shit. I did this, like and then

733
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 3: I never bothered that person again. It's like, Okay, you

734
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 3: were a piece of shit, like and you were a.

735
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: Kid, all right, Hayes, if you're out there, his name

736
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: is Hayes, if you're out there, I truly am sorry

737
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: for that.

738
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 2: And he comes back with a huge newsletter like.

739
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: I'm truly sorry for that. And I still to this

740
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 1: day think it's the reason for anything that ever bat

741
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: Like the reason my brother died is because I said

742
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: Y had squades.

743
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 3: So yeah, I was just thinking, like, you know how

744
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 3: when people like people like come forward and like so

745
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 3: and so did this, and like the New York Time

746
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 3: publishes it, the Guardian publishes the Guardian. I don't think

747
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 3: the gard is that important. I don't know, buzz publish.

748
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: BuzzFeed article and Drew Philips being a bully.

749
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 3: Fuck, I was thinking of one other thing that I

750
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 3: did that was so mean. I just did a lot

751
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 3: of mean things. I was like just annoyed, Like I

752
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 3: was annoying.

753
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: And pin up yeahng rage.

754
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. I never did anything that was like fucking unforgivable.

755
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 3: I was just literally a raging con Oh fuck, it

756
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 3: just almost came back to me.

757
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 2: One time thing I did that I can't think.

758
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: Of one time. So I never shipped in high school

759
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: or in middle school, and maybe that's why I have

760
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: like GI tract issues now. But like one time, I

761
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: like in the middle of class just like pulled my

762
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: pants out and down and just ship all over the floor.

763
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:50,720
Speaker 1: So you're lying, like you ship all over the floor,

764
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: and like the teacher walked over and like slipped in

765
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: it and landed in it, and like it like made

766
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: like a wave of like like it sprayed all over

767
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: the kids in class, and like a few kids got

768
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: you and it was like this whole of the backle

769
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: and like yeah, it was just like this whole.

770
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I was thinking of. In high school,

771
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 3: there was I was really mean to this substitute once.

772
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 2: He was just being a fucking cunt, like he was

773
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 2: being annoying. I was so mean. I was always a

774
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 2: mean person. But that's okay, because you know what I

775
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 2: think it is. I think it's when people are like.

776
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,959
Speaker 3: Really really nice on the Internet, and then when people

777
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 3: find out they.

778
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 2: Were pieces of shit, they're like what the hell?

779
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 3: But I think from the jump, like everyone's always known

780
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 3: I've been a piece of shit, Like so.

781
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck, Like we were literally babies, Like

782
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 1: I literally don't give a shit, Like yeah.

783
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: It's just like, of course I was mad, bitch. I

784
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: was like horny and like angry. Yeah, I was all

785
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 2: these things, but whatever.

786
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 3: Basically, we had this substitute teacher who I think I

787
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 3: had beef with prior because I had an online class.

788
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 3: This was like tenth or eleventh grade. I did an

789
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,479
Speaker 3: online class with him, and he just did not fuck

790
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 3: with me because I was fucking annoying and everyone would

791
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: be quietly working on the computer and me and my

792
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 3: like one of my best friends at the time, Karen,

793
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,720
Speaker 3: would be on the computer like laughing and like being

794
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 3: stupid and like using her like fucking phone to like

795
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 3: take videos and like be just like be relentlessly annoying.

796
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 3: And I got him as a substitute for a different class,

797
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 3: and he was being just like really angry rightfully show

798
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 3: because like no one respects substitute teachers, and we were

799
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 3: all like screaming and laughing and not listening to him.

800
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 2: And then he just stands up.

801
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 3: And this is what pushed me, because I was like,

802
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 3: why now you're just lying because he stood up and

803
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 3: he was like I'm gonna fail all of you. And

804
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, I literally just straight up was like, you

805
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 3: can't do that. You can't even log into the fucking computer.

806
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 3: Like I just like said that to him. I was like,

807
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 3: you can't even log into the computer. How are you

808
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 3: gonna fail this? You're not a real teacher, Like you're

809
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 3: not you're the substitute. You're not our teacher.

810
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 2: And then he was like oh yeah, and then he.

811
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: Was like going to act like he's logging into the computer,

812
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 3: and I just.

813
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 2: Go, you're a damn lie, Like why are you lying?

814
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 3: Like I like straight up, just just like I said,

815
00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 3: you're a goddamn lie. And he got up and so

816
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 3: fucking angry, but from me saying that.

817
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 2: Got up and like walked over to my desk and pulled.

818
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 3: Out like three like business cards, slammed them on the

819
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 3: table in front of me, and apparently he was a

820
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 3: priest in his free time, and he was like, I

821
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 3: am not a goddamn lie. I am the truth, and

822
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 3: like said something like that's literally me.

823
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 2: I am the truth.

824
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: I am the truth. And then I was just like

825
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: you can the truth.

826
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, fuck you, Like I like said

827
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 3: something crazy to him, and I got kicked out and

828
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 3: said to the principal's office, and the principal was like, please,

829
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 3: like don't this is so fucked up.

830
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: But I didn't know this before. He was like, please don't, like,

831
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 2: don't like make him.

832
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 3: Too angry because his wife just passed up a heart

833
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 3: attack and he has heart issues.

834
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: And I was.

835
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: Like, oh, like okay, also, like.

836
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 3: Maybe do the priest thing, because I don't know if

837
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: you're like borderline suffering a heart attack, if dealing with

838
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 3: a bunch of like annoying fifteen year olds is.

839
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: Like necessary helping anything. One time, I had a teacher

840
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: that had like three heart attacks while she was a teacher,

841
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: but she was an absolute like she was like the worst.

842
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying I'm not saying she deserved it,

843
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: but like if anybody deserved a heart attack, like it

844
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,280
Speaker 1: was it was dude. I was so.

845
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 3: Teachers do not make nearly enough for what they go

846
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 3: through because of people like me, like like little fucking

847
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 3: annoying kids who hate authority and are like fuck you.

848
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: She she was the art teacher, but like it wasn't

849
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: fun art. It was like she made art like so

850
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: annoying and like I was like super into like drawing

851
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: and like painting and shit, but she like made it

852
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: about like like famous artists and like very technical and

853
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: if you didn't do this certain technique, like you failed.

854
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, girl, like, let me just fucking

855
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: paint what I want to paint and then you can

856
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: just like grade it or like just give me an

857
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: a because it's fucking art class, Like what do you yeah?

858
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: And then she like had like three heart attacks and

859
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: like we had the exception. It's for like two years

860
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 1: where it was like kind.

861
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 3: Of crazy, dude, I had the most substitutes when teachers

862
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 3: would get pregnant and then just like disappear, so we

863
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 3: would have a substitute every single day. And that is

864
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 3: where like the most fights happened that like really infamous,

865
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 3: like at least I have money for mac Vine was

866
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 3: like tearing a substitute and.

867
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: It literally actually I've never told the story of that.

868
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 2: I don't think. Basically what happened was these two girls

869
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 2: in my class.

870
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 3: I know their names, but I don't want to say

871
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 3: them because they're like voices are like known.

872
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 2: I don't know, but.

873
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 3: These two girls in class, one of them I had

874
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 3: actually known literally since third grade, and I genuinely loved

875
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 3: her so much. I'll I'm not gonna make up names

876
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 3: because I almost just said her name, but one of

877
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 3: them I had known since elementary. And then this other girl,

878
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 3: like I knew her just now from high school. But

879
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 3: she was like infamous for wearing makeup, and it was

880
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 3: before wearing makeup was like cute and like a thing,

881
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: because this was like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, so if

882
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 3: you were wearing makeup, it was like you're so fake,

883
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 3: you're wearing makeup, Like that's so whack, do you care?

884
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 2: Whatever? But she was on that shit before anyone in.

885
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 3: Miss Yeah No full beat, like always had her Mac

886
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 3: products in her bag. Would be like touching her shit up,

887
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 3: like reapplying like Nicki Minaj pink pink lipsy, like that

888
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 3: certain pink that's like a pinky purple like that was

889
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 3: really popular for a second. But anyways, this girl, the

890
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 3: Mac girl, she was like she was reading the names

891
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 3: because THEE at this point had literally given up on

892
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: our class and didn't even want to take attendants because

893
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 3: he hated us or she hated us. So she stood

894
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 3: up and she was like taking attendance and she kept

895
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 3: being like shut up, like everyone shut up, and everyone.

896
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: Was just ignoring her.

897
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 3: I mean, like, dude, just take the fucking attendants. You're like,

898
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 3: not the teacher, like you know, everyone in the class.

899
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 3: You could look and see her there. And then she

900
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 3: got to this girl who I had known forever's name,

901
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 3: and she said her name and then said shut up

902
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 3: right after. So the girl turned her and was like, also,

903
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 3: this girl was a fucking like world class champion of fighting.

904
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh my god, this is not

905
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 3: one of the word I already knew because this girl

906
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 3: had like teachers throwing desks at teachers like she was like,

907
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 3: class was not one. I remember in sixth grade she

908
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 3: literally threw a desk at a teacher and like her

909
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 3: brother was also like a world class champion fighter. There

910
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 3: were starting kids who like it ran in the family.

911
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 3: They were like all of their yeah, they were they

912
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 3: were ready to fight, like they had fun doing it, borderline,

913
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 3: And this girl just turns and she's like what And

914
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 3: then she was like, I said your name, and then

915
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 3: she was like what did you say after my name?

916
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 3: And they started going back and forth. And then this

917
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 3: girl who like didn't know this girl who I've known

918
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 3: for a long time was really stepping up, and I

919
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 3: was like, dude, you were like putting yourself like genuinely

920
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 3: in the danger zone. And then they just started yelling

921
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 3: at each other and everyone started holding the girl I

922
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 3: had known for a long time literally physically holding her

923
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 3: back from going to this girl because they were like

924
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 3: the school year just.

925
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 2: Started, like did do not do this?

926
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 3: And they just started going at it, and they, like

927
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 3: the girl I had known forever literally got drowned by

928
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 3: the whole class borderline back out of the door because

929
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 3: they were like, you can't get suspended again. The school

930
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 3: year just started. You will be expelled. Yeah, and they

931
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 3: just like they never got into the physical altification part

932
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 3: of it, but they had been I.

933
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: Have money for mac bitch. Is that money for mac bitch?

934
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's like it's a valid claim.

935
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: Yes, did she did? She say? Like was she like

936
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: she was like.

937
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 3: All that fucking makeup on your face, shut the fuck up.

938
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 3: Like yeah, she was just being like, I will slap

939
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 3: you so hard. I will slap the fucking makeup off

940
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 3: your face and we'll see how ugly you are. Like

941
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 3: she was just saying crazy shit.

942
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: He she used to have money from Mac. That's like

943
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: a bar, Like I know.

944
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: It's true, but I guess also, like I didn't know

945
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 2: how expensive Mac was.

946
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm okay, like I guess you do

947
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 3: have something. But yeah, should we get into the notes app?

948
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 3: Because I can literally go on for like childhood stories forever.

949
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 3: As I'm sitting here, I'm realizing, like it is insane.

950
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,479
Speaker 3: We've spent half of our lives in school. So most

951
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 3: of the stories I have for my life right now,

952
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 3: not right now, but most of my stories.

953
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: Are me and yeah, because like literally most of our life,

954
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: like actually sixty eighty percent of our life has been

955
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: in school. I miss Cynthia. I know I miss high

956
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: school like I missed school. Every time I bring that up,

957
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: like people around here like like, okay, super senior. Also,

958
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 1: something else I want to fucking do really bad is

959
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: go to like a high school football game. Like I

960
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: want to like go and like live the high school

961
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: football game experience and like just like I love the

962
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,439
Speaker 1: energy there.

963
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 2: I never once went to a high school game. Interesting,

964
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 2: I went to.

965
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 3: Like a one pep rally, and then I stopped thinking

966
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 3: that's like the only thing you could fucking do in

967
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 3: my hometown since it's literally microscopic.

968
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just was like too much, I don't care.

969
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 1: Should we get into the crux of this episode?

970
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 3: Yes?

971
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: So in Your Last Night was like we were like

972
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: coming up with podcasts like topics, and she was like,

973
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: something we should fucking do is like go through our

974
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: notes app and just find like the most cryptic, weird,

975
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: fucking like notes that we have taken down and just

976
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: read them to each other and get our reactions because

977
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: like it gets fucking dark, like it gets weird.

978
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 2: I know some of them.

979
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 3: I literally was like, dude, I can't read that.

980
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: That's so sad. It was like making me sad. But

981
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 2: some of them were just making me crack the fuck up.

982
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 3: And what made me think of it is like Alisa

983
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 3: does uses her notes app the way Steve Jobs intended.

984
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 3: Like Alisa goes in and she like writes notes, and

985
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 3: like if she finds things on the internet, she'll like

986
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 3: save the link and added to her notes and like

987
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 3: give a description of what it is. Like it's fully

988
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 3: the way a notes app should be used.

989
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: And then me and Drew's wait, we have one that's

990
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 2: so similar it's scary. Me and wait, go to the

991
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 2: one that we were.

992
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 3: Like, you showed it to me, I had, I had

993
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 3: the like parallel version.

994
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so one of my notes says period, I'm unnoticed

995
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 1: space h When was that taken?

996
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 2: I have no idea, like probably two years ago. Oh

997
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 2: did I screenshot at allmine with the.

998
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: Time and date?

999
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I didn't do that mine.

1000
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 3: That is the parallel of that is March fourth, twenty

1001
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 3: twenty at six fifty two pm.

1002
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 1: Ver fucking birthday.

1003
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is.

1004
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 3: I go. I say, I'm the bystander. I don't know

1005
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 3: what that means.

1006
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: I don't like so I'm unnoticed and I'm the bystander.

1007
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,919
Speaker 1: Why can we shut the hell up like us being

1008
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: really sad and like, I don't know. My next note

1009
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: is Gypsy Rose Everdeen costume, because I had this idea

1010
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: where it was like, okay, Catnus Everdeen, Gypsy Rose an

1011
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: amalgamation like so Gypsy Rose with like a bow and.

1012
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 2: Arrow that would have to be the best, because Gypsy

1013
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: needs help.

1014
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: Literally.

1015
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 2: Also, before I forget this has nothing to do with

1016
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 2: the topic, but can we go to Spirit Halloween after

1017
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 2: we film?

1018
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1019
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: Awesome, I want to leave that in. Also, I'm i itch.

1020
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 3: Oh, here's a good one for me, Chris Eve two

1021
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 3: fifty three am. So I guess I haven't lived Christmas

1022
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 3: Eve's Day, but this is twenty eighteen.

1023
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 2: I make my.

1024
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 3: Okay, I know, I don't know who walked in and

1025
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 3: stopped me, Like I don't know, I make my Also,

1026
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 3: I think the notes app time changes based on where

1027
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 3: you are, and on Christmas Eve, I would be in Miami,

1028
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 3: so this is actually six fifty three am Miami, so

1029
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 3: I don't or five fifty three am.

1030
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 2: So I don't know what I was up to.

1031
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: Crazy, Well, I have one it's our people are our dreams,

1032
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: and it's in bold.

1033
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 3: My next one is in bold too, and it's literally

1034
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 3: December fourteenth, twenty nineteen, at three twenty five am. I

1035
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 3: think I've I don't know if I was here or

1036
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: where I think I was here.

1037
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: I said, I.

1038
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: Want to kill you.

1039
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: Talk about me a lot like that.

1040
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 3: I have a lot like that when someone's really making

1041
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 3: me angry. And I've now learned in my adulthood to

1042
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 3: like just be like, all right, this anger will pass.

1043
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 3: I'll go into my notesapp, and I have like a

1044
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: daunting amount that are just like kill you, like I.

1045
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 2: Will kill you.

1046
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 1: I mean, oh my god.

1047
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 2: Shut up, like just like ones like that.

1048
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: Okay, this is like actually really scary, and y'all will

1049
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: like after I read this out loud, y'all, everything will change.

1050
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 1: I'm like one hundred percent positive idea about dreams. What

1051
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: if dream world and waking world are totally different realities

1052
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: and we experience dreams are real and happening in a

1053
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: different reality. I'm guessing I woke up and I wrote

1054
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: this immediately. As we fall asleep, our dream selves wake up,

1055
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: and when we wake up, our dream self falls asleep

1056
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: what they can't remember what experienced in our reality, just

1057
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: as it's foggy to remember what dream self.

1058
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 2: Experience in reality.

1059
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: Okay, Like I said, it changes everything.

1060
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 2: It kind of makes sense.

1061
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: Do you kind of get it?

1062
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 2: Get it?

1063
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 3: Like the me who goes to sleep is actually me

1064
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 3: the next day waking up, and the day I live

1065
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 3: today is like my other realm selves dream exactly. Maybe

1066
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 3: that's why sometimes we're like our days are just London.

1067
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 2: I have no idea what I did.

1068
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like it could explain some DejaVu.

1069
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 3: Well. On May fifth, twenty twenty, I said, very horny

1070
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 3: would like to fuck.

1071
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 2: At eleven fifty two PM.

1072
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: That's like you were passing that note to me.

1073
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 3: Honestly, I do have like a really funny interaction of

1074
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 3: me and Drew in twenty eighteen.

1075
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 2: Oh, I got October seventh, almost like exactly three years ago.

1076
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 3: This was we were on our way to a tour

1077
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 3: day and I was always so pissy traveling, like I

1078
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 3: like hated traveling because I was just always upset, I

1079
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 3: don't know, and uncomfortable. But this is like back and forth.

1080
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 2: We should read it. I think this is me, and

1081
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 2: then it goes on.

1082
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: I just woke up oily, I can't connect to Wi

1083
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 3: Fi and I'm so fucking cold I want to die.

1084
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 2: Drew was in the seat behind me.

1085
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 1: I remember, boohoo, cry me a fucking river is little

1086
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: baby gonna cry? Wow? This six year old next to

1087
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: me is more grown than you grow up. Shake my head.

1088
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 3: Okay, but actually, how long you think till we land?

1089
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 3: Because I'm so mad about how cold and bored I

1090
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 3: am and my tummy hurts so bad.

1091
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: And then Drew just said forty five minutes.

1092
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 2: Oh, and then he said.

1093
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: Finishing finish edit video. Maybe I can't because I literally

1094
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: can't do anything because shake at how cold I am

1095
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: like my kniffele was hurt.

1096
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm like my nipples hurt from being hard for

1097
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 4: the past thirty minutes and smh oh and then you're like, smh,

1098
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 4: I'm sweating, you said.

1099
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 2: The kid next to me just parted so loud.

1100
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 3: But I'd also awoke in something inside of me, like

1101
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 3: I want to have a kid.

1102
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 2: He fell asleep on me.

1103
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 3: It's so cute, I said, Oh omg, and that was

1104
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 3: the of.

1105
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 5: My middle child.

1106
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: Okay, well this one says I think I had a

1107
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: seizure tonight November nineteenth, twenty twenty. April sixth one seventeen am.

1108
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: Really and then I go into like detail but I

1109
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:11,439
Speaker 1: won't read it.

1110
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 3: April sixteen, twenty seventeen, two thirty four pm. Why everyone's

1111
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 3: so goddamn ugly. I don't know if I was showing

1112
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 3: that to someone or oh, I have a dream.

1113
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: The ego is the blueprint for dysfunction, cryptic fake deep,

1114
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: like I was really in my feel as I bet.

1115
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: I was really like, oh, this is like a bar.

1116
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: You were you were trying to give yourself ego death. Yeah.

1117
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 3: Probably July fifteen, twenty twenty. I think this is a

1118
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 3: dream because it's at nine seventeen, AM had to kill

1119
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 3: people in this weird abandoned dystopian Orion had to kill me,

1120
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 3: but it wasn't me.

1121
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 2: She couldn't do it. I got high on opioids and

1122
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 2: loved it, felt so free and good.

1123
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 3: Then Orian became someone else, really sweet man who I

1124
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 3: was in love with. But he had to kill me

1125
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 3: now and he couldn't, and we were so sad and

1126
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 3: he was taking long. Oh my gosh, I have gnarly

1127
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 3: nightmares where I like, I like, can't read them.

1128
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have this one.

1129
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: It says, I hear if you say Charlie Amilia's name

1130
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: in the mirror five times, she pops up. I see

1131
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: Charlie d Anilia. Oh yeah, that's literally it. I hear

1132
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: if you say Charlie Amilia's name in the mirror five times,

1133
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: she pops up.

1134
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 2: Like Charlie Amelia.

1135
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 3: Well, I have braids with Beanie at two AM.

1136
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 2: So I don't know what that means.

1137
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 3: Maybe like it's a little sild idea, not very innovative.

1138
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: This's actually pretty cool. Things I don't understand. One record

1139
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: players CDs in general. Two computer parts and how they

1140
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: were made. Three wi Fi four cameras five, that other

1141
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: people are alive, and that I'm not the only person

1142
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: living and everyone else is just an NPC.

1143
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 2: So you don't understand any technology.

1144
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: No, Like I understand technology, but like, okay, someone tried

1145
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: to actually explain why FI to me. That does not

1146
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: make sense.

1147
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 3: No.

1148
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, like try to explain that fucking camera.

1149
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: Try to explain that to me, Like how is that

1150
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 1: happening right now? Like it's recording? Like what is that?

1151
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:21,439
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense?

1152
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's like the there's like a reflection

1153
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 3: situation happening because it's like the idea.

1154
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 2: No, I'm not kidding.

1155
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: I know there's like mirrors inside of it, but like

1156
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 1: how is it transcribing it onto a fucking sd car?

1157
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 2: Oh, there's little people and they're drawing us everything.

1158
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: No, that is like easier. That's a way more understandable

1159
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: explanation than like.

1160
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 3: No I get that, because like I actually don't. I

1161
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 3: also don't understand how anything works. Like I hate when

1162
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 3: people are trying to explain to me, oh, like better

1163
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 3: like computers or something to get I'm like.

1164
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 2: No, I'm like very simple minded.

1165
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 3: I've already decided I'm like an Apple tech girl or

1166
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 3: like these are the brand of cameras I like, but

1167
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 3: I don't understan. Yeah, I don't understand. You know what

1168
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 3: I think about a lot is like cameras. Dude, with

1169
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 3: my brain right, I's on fire. You know what I

1170
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 3: think about it, lot is cameras. Are they going to

1171
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 3: start looking better? How have we met the peak? Because

1172
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 3: I'm sure people in like two thousand and one were like, dude,

1173
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 3: we've hit the peak, like this is.

1174
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 2: So like photo realization. But I genuinely believe we are

1175
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 2: going too far with cameras. I'm like, all right, they don't.

1176
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: Have like they're gonna make X ray cameras and I'm

1177
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: gonna like he's.

1178
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 3: I hate that getting kind of laugh that hard, like

1179
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 3: like just let out his whole fucking long set of breath.

1180
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, try to explain fucking CD players, Like I understand,

1181
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 1: there's like a little groove, like and it's falling. No,

1182
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: that's the.

1183
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 3: Same thing for CDs, because I don't see any like

1184
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,280
Speaker 3: vinyls you can see the grooves. I think CDs literally

1185
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 3: read like data CD players because.

1186
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck does that even mean?

1187
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 3: Well, there's a laser in there and it like scans

1188
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 3: the data exactly.

1189
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like that, I know, I don't.

1190
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 3: I don't understand any other shame, And don't you dare

1191
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 3: fucking get in our comms to try to explain it.

1192
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: No, do it, we read it. Fuck you do it.

1193
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: Explain it. I want to see you explain it. And

1194
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: don't get on fucking Google and copy and paste the

1195
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: Google fucking because I've already done that. No, explain it

1196
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: in like human terms, like make it understandable for me

1197
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: the human words. Yeah, explain like I'm five. And then

1198
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: like computer parts like really, yeah.

1199
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 3: I don't understand, Like when I see like parts of

1200
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 3: a computer and someone's like wiring them and like doing

1201
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:25,919
Speaker 3: like a mod I'm like.

1202
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: You were just playing like really, like we put electricity

1203
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: through this and then it makes the access to the

1204
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: internet Like no, like no, this is all like a stimulation.

1205
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 3: Spaces like I could fucking eat that shit, like I

1206
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 3: could crunch it up in my mouth and like something

1207
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: like how is that thing that I can like it's

1208
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 3: so malleable? How is that carrying so much information?

1209
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: Do you think they're gonna sell her? Like you know,

1210
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: how we can like go through and look at like

1211
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 1: letters from people like two thousand years ago, and we're

1212
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: like whoa, Like, do you think that's gonna be the

1213
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: same like in two thousand years where they're like, oh,

1214
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: like look at their texts.

1215
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 3: I fucking hope not. I would kill I would come

1216
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 3: back to life and kill myself.

1217
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 2: I mean it's probably gonna happen.

1218
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 3: Mm actually yeah, because they're not get more attention and

1219
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 3: pitying people be like, oh my god, she.

1220
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: Think she was like, oh she was gross, like she

1221
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 2: was horny.

1222
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a horny girl, like like, get with it.

1223
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 3: Girls can be horny.

1224
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: Too, actually yeah wait really Drew, Yes, Wait so girls poop.

1225
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 2: And get horny? Yeah and erk off people.

1226
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: No, yeah, people they like girls down all the time.

1227
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: Like I like, girls don't get horny, Like that's just

1228
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: the girls that have sex, is it?

1229
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 2: Because girls don't get horny around you? So someone's trying

1230
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 2: to make you feel better about that.

1231
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 1: No. Pokemon Stadium Nintendo sixty four game but on iPhone

1232
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: basically copy all mini game components. Me really just like

1233
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: shaking the world like without.

1234
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 3: The thing about my notes is either it's like cryptic

1235
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 3: really fucking so shit, or me typing out like a

1236
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 3: really long thing that I need to like say to

1237
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 3: my therapist because I like need to make sure my

1238
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 3: words are being understood. Or it's like me writing out

1239
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 3: really long texts I'm gonna write out because I don't

1240
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 3: want someone to see me typing.

1241
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 2: For so long and being a freak.

1242
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 3: And then what it is is like really weird, random

1243
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 3: like to do list that I never ever ever look

1244
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 3: at the next day, Like genuinely, I write all of

1245
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 3: my to do lists are happening at one to three am,

1246
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 3: and I'm.

1247
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 2: Like, all right, here's what I need to do tomorrow.

1248
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 2: Never once have I woke up I've been like, oh

1249
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 2: my god, you know what I need to do? Check

1250
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: my to do list like it just does happen.

1251
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 3: And then I'll rewrite the same to do list like

1252
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 3: eight times in a row, and then whatever I'm not.

1253
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 2: Going to do.

1254
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: Breaking into creators homes is another one.

1255
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 3: If I could break If I could break into Creators home,

1256
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 3: I don't know who I would break into. No one

1257
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 3: has a house that I'm like yuah, that's like I.

1258
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: Know the influencers have ugly, gross homes and they have

1259
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: no taste and they need.

1260
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 3: Help it's it's the post Kardashian delusion. Like I swear

1261
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 3: like a bunch of people on the internet live in

1262
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 3: a post Kardashian world, like dystopian weird, like marble tile

1263
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 3: like freak world where.

1264
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: Terryl contemporary moderaten Like I'm sorry, you're not happy?

1265
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 2: Do you not live in a home?

1266
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not You're not happy in that house and

1267
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: you genuinely like need to just like get a homey

1268
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 1: house and like maybe you'll feel happier, but also maybe

1269
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying that, like we.

1270
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 3: What do you mean?

1271
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me see to it.

1272
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: And then I got inside a mere sphere make us

1273
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: fear that I can get inside of coat the inside

1274
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,919
Speaker 1: with reflective mirror paint. If it's a you could see

1275
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: the back of your head.

1276
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 3: There's things like that, Drew, They're like they're like literally

1277
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 3: every pop up in LA does something like that.

1278
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: And then no, but it's like a square I'm talking sphere,

1279
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 1: like a like an orb you like go inside, it's

1280
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: all mirrors on the inside. Like if you think about it,

1281
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: you would be able like to look forward and see

1282
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: the back of your head. Like now y'all are thinking

1283
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: about it, and you're like.

1284
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 3: What I'm thinking about is in the squares you can

1285
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 3: do that.

1286
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: You can't see the back of your head if you

1287
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: can't in the corner, I'm saying, look forward, like directly forward. Yes,

1288
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: it's like literally like breaking the fucking reality. Like it

1289
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 1: doesn't make it. I like, will I'll prove everybody wrong?

1290
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: Everybody's always doubting me. Who is everybody all my fucking

1291
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: haters praying for my downfall watching this ship right now?

1292
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 3: The thing is you you cause your own downfall all

1293
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 3: the time, like you being like last episode, like y'all

1294
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 3: were praying for my downfall, Like, no, bit, you did

1295
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 3: that to yourself.

1296
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: Oh damn, there's some really Dirk shit.

1297
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 3: I know that. I'm like, I had a hard time

1298
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 3: finding funny ones because I was like, I have really

1299
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 3: funny ones, but like there's just a lot lot of them,

1300
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 3: just like really fucked up ship.

1301
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 2: Does it ever make you wonder all the good times

1302
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 2: passed you by?

1303
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.

1304
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 3: I think that's a lyric that I wrote down that

1305
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 3: I heard in a store.

1306
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh this is a dream. Fan came up and sing

1307
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 2: to us in hopes of getting signed. We laughed. Fan

1308
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 2: tried to cancel us for being rude.

1309
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: Cool.

1310
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 2: You're such a fucking cunt. I did not do that

1311
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 2: iPhone Pokemon.

1312
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 3: Game like.

1313
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: You did.

1314
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 2: No, I laughed in unison with you.

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01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: You laughed at me.

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01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna punch you in the face, stunt, bitch.

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01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: This one is my last one, and well and on

1318
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: like a semi sad note. I don't even know how

1319
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 1: to interpret this. My glasses keep disappearing, and I think

1320
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: Sam is involved.

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01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait, should I read the ones about

1322
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 3: my mom?

1323
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: So basically I was probably you were losing your mind.

1324
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 3: You thought Sam was like coming, I got bad news.

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01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 1: Sam was he was a ghost. Sam was a ghost? Mmm,

1326
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 1: so that was the episode. Yeah, let's do media.

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01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 2: Let's do your mom. Sorry, my mom died three days ago.

1328
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 3: Literally me when my mom died, and I literally didn't

1329
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 3: tell anybody. And I was like, it's like the audio

1330
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 3: where it's like my mom died three days ago. When

1331
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 3: I got in a car accident and didn't have to

1332
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 3: have surgery.

1333
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 2: My car flipped three types of the way.

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01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll go first bit, because you're taking for fucking ever,

1335
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 3: somebody told me to add Emily Marco tiktoks to the media.

1336
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 3: I don't know how to say her name. I tried

1337
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 3: to look up her name the other day as like Erica,

1338
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 3: I don't know her name, but actually not to wave

1339
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 3: till like I've been here first flag. But I literally

1340
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 3: used to watch her when she was like on YouTube

1341
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 3: doing like reformation halls. So she's a new face to y'all,

1342
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 3: but that's been my girl since like twenty eighteen.

1343
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 2: We don't have to make it.

1344
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: A competition, though, Okay, my first song and maybe no,

1345
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: I've just been really into like ambient music recently, like

1346
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: really just like bells and dings and just like sounds

1347
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: and drones and shit, So i'd like been going through

1348
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: my like ambient playlist and still like one of my

1349
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 1: favorite and ambient songs is one Day by Nobu Katsu

1350
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 1: Take a Maury, Take a Maury m. I think it's

1351
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 1: just like a really solid song, but like keep in mind,

1352
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 1: it is literally just like like beeps and boops, like

1353
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: it's there's nothing there, there's no substance. But I can

1354
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: listen to it a thousand times because it feels like

1355
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 1: what's going on inside of my head.

1356
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 2: All the time.

1357
01:02:49,320 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: And then I like still Space by Sotoshi Asakawa Chicawa.

1358
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: I like two songs, and you don't get a movie

1359
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: this week?

1360
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: Fuck you?

1361
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,439
Speaker 3: Damn like that. I started to Good Games. I only

1362
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 3: finished the first episode. That's what I've been watching. I

1363
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 3: only got the first episode, and then I've been watching

1364
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 3: The Simpsons, and I'm like, oh yeah, let me talk

1365
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 3: about the fucking episodes I've seen. There's literally a million

1366
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 3: good Like it's the Simpsons, but I've been watching like

1367
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 3: earlier seasons.

1368
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, and yeah whatever, then whatever.

1369
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 3: My audio media is Baby This Love I Have by

1370
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 3: Minnie Ripperton, Can't Fuck with Me by Daddy Little Spacey

1371
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 3: by Cock two Twins, And I'm gonna cut it at

1372
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 3: three because I go overboard every time.

1373
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 2: Fuck you, I mean no, I don't even want to

1374
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 2: give that away yet. No, don't. Do you know what

1375
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 2: I'm talking about? What we watched last night with Elsie. No,

1376
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 2: we have to.

1377
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 3: Finish that before we like really go in depth.

1378
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe that's a whole episode. That was this episode

1379
01:03:55,840 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: of Emergency Intercom. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see

1380
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: you next week unless we die in a car crash,

1381
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 1: yeah maybe, or in a plane crash.

1382
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 2: Don't be so sure. You're gonna see us because.

1383
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 1: A plane or something could crash into our house and

1384
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: explode it into a million.

1385
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should always every time you see us, you

1386
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 3: should look at us like it's your last time. And

1387
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 3: every time you see our video, you should click on

1388
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 3: it because it might be your last. Kay.

1389
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: If we die before this is uploaded, uploaded. Yeah, and

1390
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 1: just this clip and just let people know that we

1391
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: manifest the world.

1392
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 2: The house down, all right.

1393
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 5: Small Mustley, Yes, t wigs high, and.

1394
01:04:38,840 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 3: Man has come? Is that what you're saying,