1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Cool Zone Media. 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 2: Hey everyone, Jamie here with two notes at the top 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 2: of this week's episode. First, I am going on my 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 2: book tour across the US to celebrate the paperback release 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 2: of my book Raw Dog, The Naked Truth about Hot 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 2: Dogs next week, and I'm really excited to see everybody. Uh, 7 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 2: please come out if you live in these areas. All 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 2: readings are going to be free and hosted by good 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 2: friends of mine, and so I will be in Los Angeles, 10 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 2: I'll be in Louisville, Kentucky. I'll be in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Portland, Maine, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Richmond, Virginia, 11 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 2: and Pedaluma, California, starting a week from today. Full dates 12 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 2: and details are at the link in the description, and 13 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 2: I would love to see you there. Also, we released 14 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 2: this in a minisode last week, but this is your 15 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 2: last week to send me your stories of times that 16 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 2: you have been the main character or just memories that 17 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 2: you have with the changing Internet. So please send your 18 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 2: stories in voice memo form to me by Friday, May ninth, 19 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:15,040 Speaker 2: that's this Friday, to the following email address small Ice 20 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 2: Resurfacer at gmail dot com, and you just might be 21 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,320 Speaker 2: featured on the show. In a couple of weeks. That's all. 22 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 2: And now the grand, grand grand finale of Haley Hawk 23 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,119 Speaker 2: to a Welch. 24 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 3: The sixteen. 25 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 4: Sixty Welcome back to sixteenth Minute, the podcast where we 26 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 4: talk to the main characters of the Internet to see 27 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 4: how they're a moment in the spotlight affected them and 28 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 4: what that says about us and the Internet. 29 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 2: And this week we finish our look at Hailey Welch 30 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 2: aka Hawk to a Girl, the main character of twenty 31 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 2: twenty four. After a shockingly fast run in the public eye. 32 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 2: Between the summer and winter of twenty twenty four, Hailey 33 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 2: went from an unknown who was confronted in the street 34 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 2: by wanna be Girls go on Wild style influencers to 35 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 2: the face of a cryptoscam run by Howie Mandel's scumbag 36 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 2: son in law. And whether you like her or not, 37 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 2: that sounds very overwhelming. And if you want to catch 38 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 2: up on what happened with Hailey after this halt to 39 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 2: her career, which was marked by an SEC investigation, a 40 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 2: disastrous digital press conference and. 41 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 5: Who I'm going to go to bed and I'll see 42 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 5: you guys tomorrow. 43 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 2: And a long subsequent digital silence, please check out our 44 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 2: previous episode where you'll learn what was happening behind the scenes. 45 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 2: In these months of alleged silence, speculation ran wild that 46 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,839 Speaker 2: Haley would go to jail as a result of the investigation. 47 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 2: A few places speculated that she was pregnant or dead, 48 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 2: and many thought she would either voluntarily or just end 49 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 2: up having to return to her normal life in rural Tennessee, 50 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 2: where this time last year, at the time of this recording, 51 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 2: she was working in a local spring factory. And while 52 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 2: it appeared that not just Hailey Welch but her entire 53 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 2: team were careful not to say anything publicly when the 54 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 2: investigation concluded, this didn't stop them from banking phase banking. 55 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 2: One could even say a future episode of Talk toua 56 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 2: while still on Jake Paul's Better Podcast network at this time, 57 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 2: that seemed to want to serve as a what went 58 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 2: wrong kind of thing. I would say calling it an 59 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:34,359 Speaker 2: apology would be a huge stretch, as we unpacked in 60 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 2: our last episode, but more of an attempt to express 61 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 2: some light remorse and get the public back on her side. 62 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 2: Although this episode, as we discussed, still included ads for 63 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 2: cryptosports betting apps and seemed to reach the conclusion that 64 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 2: Haley should be open to trying crypto again, but this 65 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,239 Speaker 2: time she should do it smarter. But this episode leaked 66 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:03,720 Speaker 2: in early February by Haley's team nearly two months before 67 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:08,720 Speaker 2: that SEC investigation closed, and it completely blew up in 68 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 2: their faces. Not only is Fayze Banks, a fellow government 69 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 2: investigated cryptogrifter, furious that this episode of Talk to A 70 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 2: came out beforehand. The public was not buying the attempted 71 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 2: mia culpa in the slightest, so Haley and team went 72 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 2: dark online again until late March, the week that TMZ 73 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 2: published the following headline. 74 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 6: Hawk to A Girl off the hook for hawking mean coin. 75 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 2: Incredible journalism and that is where you join us today. 76 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 2: So let's hawk back to A. In late March twenty 77 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 2: twenty five, when the second act of Haley Welch's career 78 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 2: was hard launched in the hopes of gaining not just 79 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 2: the forgiveness of the public that her team had defrauded 80 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 2: a few months earlier in an egregious crypto scam, but 81 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,359 Speaker 2: also recapture the same excitement that existed around her in 82 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 2: the early days of the Hawk to A meme. She 83 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,159 Speaker 2: first teases this in a poorly rendered comedy sketch that 84 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 2: she posts to her Instagram in which she re enacts 85 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 2: all the false rumors that existed around her during the 86 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 2: four months of sec induced. 87 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 3: Silence breaking news. 88 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 6: Hailey clearly well to Gosh the hawk To a girl 89 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 6: had died. 90 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:37,719 Speaker 2: But what is suspiciously missing from this sketch is any 91 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 2: direct mention of said crypto fraud investigation. The only reference 92 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,840 Speaker 2: to crypto or a scandal of any sort is a 93 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 2: short monologue joke clip pulled from Stephen Colbert. The results 94 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 2: of the investigation, which were no surprise during a Trump 95 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:59,840 Speaker 2: administration that had literally started selling their own meme coins 96 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 2: pre inauguration, were announced two days later, and the stage 97 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 2: was set for an attempted hawk to a comeback, and 98 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 2: boy were their attempts Hailey and company, which at this 99 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 2: point appears to be somewhat reduced. It is unclear the 100 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 2: size of the team, but definitely consists of her, of 101 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 2: her best friend Chelsea, who was also her co host 102 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 2: on the Talk to A podcast, of a lawyer, and 103 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 2: possibly some managers and publicists. But during this period of 104 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 2: time when they have not been cleared to speak publicly, 105 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 2: they are waiting in the wings to parlay this into 106 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 2: whatever the next chapter is going to consist of. And 107 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 2: what I mean by this is that it was revealed 108 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 2: in late March that they were filming a documentary the 109 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 2: whole time from an Emmy winning streamer documentary factory called Bungalow, 110 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 2: who have released this documentaries about a lot of stuff, 111 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 2: but including some pretty serious topics, Thirteen Days in Ferguson 112 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 2: and Little Richard, I Am Everything being their two most 113 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:16,160 Speaker 2: successful projects. So it's clear that Haley's team cannot wait 114 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 2: to push Hailey, Welch and Hawk to A back into 115 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 2: the public eye after the SEC investigation closes, and so 116 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 2: in the days to come, there are a bunch of 117 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 2: very random feeling announcements made. There's the formal announcement of 118 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,160 Speaker 2: the documentary. 119 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 1: I hope you all been enjoying the crazy stories about 120 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: my life unfold on social media. First I was dead, 121 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 1: then pregnant, Now I'm wanted by Interpol and in jail. 122 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: Luckily we've been working with Bungalow. Start spilling the tea 123 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 1: and the truth is actually even more bizarre than you think. 124 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 2: There's also the announcement that the Talk to A podcast 125 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 2: will return with the confirmation of what I had suspected 126 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 2: because of not receiving my talk to A Change My 127 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:06,200 Speaker 2: Life shirt, they had in fact severed ties with Jake 128 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,200 Speaker 2: Paul and the Better Network. 129 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 6: Hailey Welch and Better Holdings Incorporated have mutually agreed to 130 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,960 Speaker 6: end their partnership regarding the Talk to A podcast and 131 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 6: wish each other well in their future endeavors. Better and 132 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 6: Welch said in a shared statement the podcast will instead 133 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 6: be produced by Welch's own company sixteen Minutes. 134 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,280 Speaker 2: And as you'll hear, the word produced is quite generous, 135 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:37,960 Speaker 2: but weirdest of all, Team Welch announces that she is 136 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 2: going to have a cameo in an upcoming Glenn Powell project. 137 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,200 Speaker 2: I truly do not know any other details about this 138 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,920 Speaker 2: and find it very bizarre, but here is a bad 139 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 2: AI generated YouTube celebrity news channel insisting upon it. 140 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,600 Speaker 7: Hallie Welch is reportedly back on the scene and doing 141 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 7: her thing in La La Land. The twenty two year 142 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 7: old meme queen who shot to fame as the Hawk 143 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,040 Speaker 7: Tua Girl following a viral TikTok video, filmed a cameo 144 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 7: for Glenn Powell's upcoming show in Hollywood this past weekend 145 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 7: according to TMZ. 146 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 2: So yeah, Haley's team is really throwing stuff at the 147 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 2: wall here, which, to be fair, isn't incredibly different from 148 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,440 Speaker 2: how her career was being run at the peak of 149 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,920 Speaker 2: her relevance. But a flash in the pan star making 150 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,440 Speaker 2: a cameo in a B movie that's kind of a classic, 151 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 2: that's the tale as old as time. But of these announcements, 152 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,480 Speaker 2: the only thing given a date and a guaranteed release 153 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,200 Speaker 2: was talk to A And I couldn't help But wonder 154 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,679 Speaker 2: I couldn't help it. Wonder what was the new approach 155 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:48,480 Speaker 2: to the podcast going to be and would anyone still 156 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:55,439 Speaker 2: want to listen to it? Because the more time that passes, 157 00:10:55,640 --> 00:11:00,160 Speaker 2: And unfortunately this is very common in these stories that 158 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 2: we cover on this show. People were moving on at 159 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:08,360 Speaker 2: the time I'm writing and recording this. Coffee Zilla isn't 160 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:12,200 Speaker 2: making videos about Haley Welch anymore. And while I'm sure 161 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 2: those videos would get decent engagement, my guess is that 162 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:21,200 Speaker 2: he hasn't bothered because algorithmically, when it comes to crypto malfeasance, 163 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 2: he's got bigger fish to fry right now. Here are 164 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,200 Speaker 2: just some random clips from the last three months of 165 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 2: his content pumping. 166 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 3: Dumps, why are they legal? 167 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:32,400 Speaker 2: Today? 168 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,800 Speaker 8: Elon Musk and Joe Rogan are gonna tell us the answer. 169 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 3: The whole meme coin thing is, and we're gonna. 170 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,199 Speaker 8: Just jump into it now. I want to say it's 171 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:46,080 Speaker 8: an auspicious day. Not only are the Epstein files about 172 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,240 Speaker 8: to be released, we also released Andrew and Tristan Taate. 173 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 8: They're free to leave Romania all because, according to the 174 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 8: Financial Times, the White House and government officials have been 175 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 8: pressuring Romania to let these. 176 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:03,600 Speaker 3: Poor persecuted influencers go. 177 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:08,720 Speaker 8: Today I discovered there are AI ads running on YouTube 178 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 8: of me scamming people with AI and crypto. Truly my 179 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 8: worst nightmare reimagined. I thought it couldn't get worse. 180 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,800 Speaker 2: And again, I would genuinely recommend his channel if you're 181 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 2: interested in better understanding how these scams are being pulled off, 182 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:28,040 Speaker 2: and I would also recommend my fellow cool Zone Media 183 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 2: friend ed Zitron on Better Offline. But the point is, 184 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:37,119 Speaker 2: while a really good reporter, coffee Zilla is as beholden 185 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 2: to the algorithm as anybody, and it's possible that with 186 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 2: so much else going on in the world that Hailey 187 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:50,360 Speaker 2: Welch isn't the algorithmic bait that she was six months 188 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,440 Speaker 2: ago at the time of this writing. And it feels 189 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 2: horrible to have written that down and to say that 190 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 2: it feels so reductive, and it bums me out. And 191 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,719 Speaker 2: I started this show because I think that that is 192 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 2: a very sad tendency. But if you were a person 193 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:13,320 Speaker 2: whose numbers are beholden too relevant current events, pok Tua 194 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 2: didn't carry the same cultural relevance it did by the 195 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:21,120 Speaker 2: time that the SEC and haw Coin settled in March 196 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,840 Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, as they had just a couple months earlier. 197 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,520 Speaker 2: And that's for a number of reasons. Haley's career burned 198 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 2: bright and fast, and she didn't have a history as 199 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 2: a public figure prior to hawk Tua and didn't have 200 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 2: anything else for people to glom onto. And even less likely, 201 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,199 Speaker 2: she went viral, and some might argue went more viral 202 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 2: than usual because it was an election year. And if 203 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,800 Speaker 2: the result of that election year is enthusiastically pulling a 204 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,160 Speaker 2: scam that someone in the White House would do just 205 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 2: a few weeks later, that's a lot of noise to 206 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:06,800 Speaker 2: yell over. And it's only if you want to. When 207 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,560 Speaker 2: I was finishing our first series on Haley and the 208 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,559 Speaker 2: Hawk to a saga, she was still, for lack of 209 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 2: a better phrase, taking a nap, and it was intentionally 210 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 2: unclear whether she wanted to forge ahead with a career 211 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,840 Speaker 2: in social media or if she was going to take 212 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 2: stock say hey, this year was fucked up, and then 213 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,160 Speaker 2: buy a house and pack it in. As soon as 214 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 2: the SEC declared her innocent. A part of me kind 215 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 2: of hoped that she would a lot of people, myself included, 216 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 2: thought it seemed pretty clear that Haley was being used 217 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:46,000 Speaker 2: by some pretty lazy, half assed schemers, whether that be 218 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:50,360 Speaker 2: Howie Mandel's failed musician son in law turned crypto moron, 219 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 2: or Jake Paul, a man who bravely kicked an old 220 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 2: rapist ass on live TV and wasn't even proud of 221 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:03,040 Speaker 2: it for the right reason. The speculation around Haley Welch 222 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,200 Speaker 2: was complicated, but by the time Talk to A relaunched 223 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 2: on April eighth, twenty twenty five, people had moved on. 224 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 2: Hailey hadn't gotten any better at interviewing. The set independent 225 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:21,000 Speaker 2: of Jake Paul's Better Network was completely unedited and lo fi, 226 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 2: and while I'd say the only improvement on the show 227 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 2: is fully putting Chelsea in the second chair. Good call. 228 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 2: It is still a really boring show. 229 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 5: I'm sorry, okay, well, welcome back to another episode of 230 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 5: Talk to Him. It's been a hot minute since we've 231 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 5: been back here. But now where the official owners have 232 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 5: talk to Him and we may or may not have 233 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 5: flowd to London to get a very special guest for you. 234 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 2: We got Ksi Yo yeall, and as before, the more 235 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 2: experienced in media guests kind of starts to interview Hailey 236 00:15:55,400 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 2: when she fails to interview them, and unfortunately the guest 237 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 2: whose name you just heard, like Phase Banks, does warrant 238 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 2: some introduction. Ksi or jj Olatunji is one of these 239 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 2: fucking guys too. He started online as a popular gaming 240 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:21,600 Speaker 2: streamer as a history of sexist and racist comments, and 241 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:26,680 Speaker 2: of course eventually parlays the millions of mostly children consuming 242 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 2: his slop into a string of influencer staples. This means 243 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 2: professional boxing, alternative rivalries, and business partnerships with various Paul Brothers. 244 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 2: This means insidiously marketed products to children, and of course 245 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 2: this means promoting a pump and dump crypto scheme. In 246 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,840 Speaker 2: early twenty twenty four. 247 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 9: KSI is one of the world's most popular YouTubers, but 248 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 9: yesterday he accidentally exposed the pump and dump crypto scams 249 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 9: that he promoted. They've been hidden from two years, but 250 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 9: only came out when KSI logged back into his old 251 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,520 Speaker 9: Twitter account, saying does this still work? 252 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 2: And if you're wondering, was that coffee Zilla busting KSI? Yeah? 253 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 2: I don't know how he does it. He's busted everybody, 254 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 2: but crypto scams of any kind don't really come up 255 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,680 Speaker 2: in the return of Talk to which, as Haley is 256 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 2: quick to mention, is now owned by her company, not 257 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 2: Jake Paul's. 258 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 10: This I know is gonna annoy j Poole definitely, but 259 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,080 Speaker 10: I'm glad you're free from his grasp. I'm not able 260 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:43,120 Speaker 10: to flourish and be WHOA one of the best podcasts. 261 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 5: And Butterfly, Yeah, beautiful Butterfly. 262 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 2: What's the beef with Jake Paul? 263 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 11: I mean it's been going on for years. Man. 264 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:54,639 Speaker 2: With all due respect to KSI, and my understanding is 265 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,400 Speaker 2: there is very little do The commenters on the new 266 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,320 Speaker 2: Talk to A episode on YouTube appear to be in 267 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,920 Speaker 2: agreement that his appearing on her show is a sign 268 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,399 Speaker 2: that Haley's career may be on its last legs. The 269 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,399 Speaker 2: podcast was filmed in London, and the winking in reason 270 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 2: that Ksi as the guest appears to be because he 271 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 2: has a fairly long standing feud with Jake Paul in 272 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 2: spite of the fact that he is in business with 273 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 2: Logan Paul on two of the most disgusting products on 274 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 2: shelves today, those being Prime Energy. Up this morning, there's 275 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 2: a new warning for parents and kids about energy drinks. 276 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 12: Maybe you've seen Prime Energy on social media. 277 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. 278 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 4: Brandy Smith explains why the drink is getting so much 279 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,640 Speaker 4: negative attention. 280 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:47,439 Speaker 2: Schools are actually banning it and Lunchly the Lunchibles with 281 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 2: mold but. 282 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 12: Closely because mister Beast is disgusted by his own product, Lunchly. 283 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,639 Speaker 2: And it got worse when this woman bought Lunchley to 284 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 2: try it for the first time and there was mold inside. 285 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 2: This is molded. That's mold and as will become relevant, 286 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,400 Speaker 2: gays I is on the similar Paul Brothers path of 287 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 2: starting as a famous gaming streamer. And by the way, 288 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,840 Speaker 2: I thought it was funny that he talks about playing 289 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 2: FIFA in a video game as if he is a 290 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 2: professional soccer player himself. Does streamers do that? That was 291 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:24,719 Speaker 2: the first thing you got like really known for. 292 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 11: Oh FIFA. 293 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,320 Speaker 10: So FIFA is like a football game or soccer game 294 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 10: where you passed the ball around the pitch and then 295 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 10: you put it in the net. 296 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 11: H No, I did not come home. 297 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 3: You just played it nice. 298 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 10: I played the game, yeah, yeah, and then I just 299 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:47,439 Speaker 10: make various videos on it and it just went viral. 300 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,439 Speaker 2: I found that very distracting. What I was saying is 301 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:56,400 Speaker 2: that Gaysi has done celebrity boxing, first against Logan Paul 302 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,159 Speaker 2: at the Staples Center in LA in twenty nineteen, but 303 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 2: really outside of knowing that he is also one of 304 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 2: these guys and that it appears that the new strategy 305 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 2: of the podcast is to bring on people who will 306 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,399 Speaker 2: not challenge Haley and also do not like Jake Paul, 307 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 2: there's not much to say. The rest of the interview 308 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:24,080 Speaker 2: is about Kosi's career, some awkward flirtation, and Hailey speculating 309 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 2: on what's next for her without addressing why she was 310 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 2: in trouble in her career to begin with. Folks, the 311 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 2: podcast is boring and the episode itself is devoid of 312 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:49,880 Speaker 2: any remaining sponsors, except for surprisingly, Haley's pet rescue nonprofit 313 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,920 Speaker 2: PAUS Across America. Honestly surprised they're still going. I hope 314 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,679 Speaker 2: they're doing good things. But that is all there is 315 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:02,199 Speaker 2: to report about the returning episode of Talk To. And 316 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:08,160 Speaker 2: worst of all, the episode ends like this, thank you. 317 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,399 Speaker 5: Oh, thank you for coming on. 318 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 11: Thank you. Of course, is. 319 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,399 Speaker 2: It even talk TOUA if Haley doesn't ask KSI what 320 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,600 Speaker 2: he does in bed to make a woman go crazy? 321 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 2: I was not impressed with the return of talk To, 322 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,399 Speaker 2: and I was not alone there, because, as I'm writing this, 323 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 2: around a week after the episode launched on YouTube, it 324 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:34,160 Speaker 2: only has about sixty thousand views, compared to the height 325 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,159 Speaker 2: of two point eight million views while on the Better 326 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 2: Network just six months ago, or Coffee Zilla's four million 327 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:47,400 Speaker 2: views for criticizing her just two months ago. The episodes 328 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,119 Speaker 2: of the podcast that have come out since have done 329 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,119 Speaker 2: even worse, and while they do reveal more information about 330 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,639 Speaker 2: what Haley and Chelsea were pursuing during those months of 331 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:03,040 Speaker 2: the SEC investigation interim, including a reality show, there's not 332 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,119 Speaker 2: much to go on. But as a loyal listener, I 333 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 2: have consumed every goddamn second and I wanted to just 334 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,520 Speaker 2: share this sentence that made me laugh so much from 335 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 2: guest Chanelle West Coast, but I really wanted to collaborate 336 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:16,920 Speaker 2: with Drake. 337 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,440 Speaker 13: I just did Drake's dad's podcast like two weeks ago. 338 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 2: Actually, his dad his dad's a podcast. 339 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,680 Speaker 13: Yes, his dad is the funniest guy ever. You guys 340 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 13: have to meet him. 341 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,399 Speaker 2: That is the worst brag I've ever heard in my life. 342 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 2: But that's about all I have to say about the 343 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,560 Speaker 2: podcast outside of that. And that video only got twelve 344 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:39,119 Speaker 2: thousand views in two days. So Hailey's company, which I 345 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:45,359 Speaker 2: will remind you is called sixteen Minutes, now owns the 346 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:50,159 Speaker 2: IP or talk to A. But if this is any indication, 347 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 2: does that mean anything? Honestly, I don't think so. And 348 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,679 Speaker 2: so while it's safe to say that Haley has technically 349 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,479 Speaker 2: survived the court of public opinion and that she didn't 350 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,880 Speaker 2: experience a legal consequence, I'd be surprised if she manages 351 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,200 Speaker 2: to get the relevance she had back without the support 352 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,439 Speaker 2: of a big internet piece of shit goliath like a 353 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:18,880 Speaker 2: Paul Brother propping her up. While I very much doubted 354 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,800 Speaker 2: that the hawkcoin team would get into much trouble given 355 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 2: the administration and the increasing lack of regulation around crypto. 356 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 2: I did want to understand how this was possible, because 357 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,400 Speaker 2: for the time being, this is a grift that has 358 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 2: reached the highest levels of government. So are we going 359 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,879 Speaker 2: to see more of it? And how, besides staying the 360 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:50,199 Speaker 2: fuck away from crypto, can we protect ourselves when we 361 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,760 Speaker 2: come back. Investigator John Reid Stark explains why there was 362 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 2: never a chance in hell that miss Haley was going 363 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:16,919 Speaker 2: to jail. Welcome back to sixteenth minute. I fell asleep 364 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 2: on a plane this morning and was woken up by 365 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,359 Speaker 2: the person next to me because I was literally man 366 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 2: spreading what who am I when I go to sleep? Embarrassing? 367 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,919 Speaker 2: I am sorry to her. And here is my interview 368 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,399 Speaker 2: with John Reid Stark. 369 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:38,880 Speaker 12: My name's John Stark. I'm an attorney, a cyber attorney. 370 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 12: I've been practicing law for but thirty five forty years now. 371 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,560 Speaker 12: Went to Duke Law School, then started working at a 372 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 12: law firm, and then I joined the SEC in nineteen 373 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,639 Speaker 12: ninety one, and then I went on a detail to 374 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 12: the US Attorney's Office and did street crimes, guns, drugs, 375 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 12: and domestic violence for a little bit that I came 376 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,480 Speaker 12: back to the SEC and started doing cyber in nineteen 377 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,000 Speaker 12: ninety four, became the Special Counsel for Internet Projects at 378 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 12: the US Securities and Exchange Commission in the Division of Enforcement, 379 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 12: and then started teaching securities regulation and technology at Georgetown 380 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,240 Speaker 12: Law School around that time. 381 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 3: And after that it just kept growing and growing and growing, and. 382 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 12: In nineteen ninety eight they decided to create an office, 383 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,080 Speaker 12: and I was the founder of the office, the Office 384 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 12: of Internet Enforcement. It was a first specialized group in 385 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,440 Speaker 12: the history of the SEC. And that was nineteen ninety 386 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,040 Speaker 12: eight and I was made the chief and threw that 387 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 12: office to a great group of attorneys, enforcement lawyers and 388 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 12: ran it for about eleven years, a little more than 389 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 12: eleven years, and then I left there to lead the 390 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,160 Speaker 12: Office of Stras Friedberg, which was a data breach response firm, 391 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:01,160 Speaker 12: cybersecurity firm, forensic digital forensic firm, and ran their DC 392 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 12: office for most of the next five years. And then 393 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,719 Speaker 12: Stras Freedberg got bought by AON, so I left and 394 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,560 Speaker 12: started my own firm, John Reed start consulting in twenty 395 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 12: fifteen sort of does anything. 396 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,400 Speaker 3: I don't have anything to do with crypto. 397 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,080 Speaker 12: I don't have any financial interest in crypto, nothing short, 398 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,840 Speaker 12: nothing long. Started writing about it in twenty seventeen because 399 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 12: I was doing a lot of ransomware cases and I realized, 400 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 12: but for bitcoin, there would be no ransomware. Ransomware is 401 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,639 Speaker 12: when a firm gets attacked and they have to pay 402 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,439 Speaker 12: in order to get to decrypt their data or to 403 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 12: stop a company a cyber attacker from name and shaming 404 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,919 Speaker 12: them from publishing their data. So yeah, you realize that 405 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,880 Speaker 12: suddenly these payments which were growing. So I started writing 406 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,280 Speaker 12: about it in twenty seventeen when President Trump, Maxiine Waters, 407 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,120 Speaker 12: and Hillary Clinton had one thing in common. They all 408 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,640 Speaker 12: hated crypto and thought it was a terrible thing and ridiculous, 409 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,400 Speaker 12: And we're in on the record saying that they didn't 410 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,320 Speaker 12: want anything to do with it. So I thought it 411 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,200 Speaker 12: was a non partisan issue back then, but it's not anywhere. 412 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,360 Speaker 2: First, well, thank you so much for being on our 413 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,560 Speaker 2: hawk Tua. I really appreciate it. In the last couple 414 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 2: of months, you know, as Trump has become you know, 415 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,240 Speaker 2: nothing but pro crypto. Of course, it's not really talked 416 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,600 Speaker 2: about very much that this is a change. Can you 417 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,199 Speaker 2: sort of walk me through what that change looked like 418 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:24,200 Speaker 2: and why it happened. 419 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:24,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. 420 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 12: It was something that I predicted a couple of years back, 421 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,640 Speaker 12: because the crypto community, it's if not for the fact 422 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,880 Speaker 12: that they love crypto. I love the community, and there's 423 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 12: a lot of irony in crypto, which you I think 424 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,199 Speaker 12: would appreciate more than more than most people. Is for example, right, 425 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,600 Speaker 12: crypto was created to decentralize after the financial crisis of 426 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 12: two thousand and eight. Crypto was said, let's take away 427 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,800 Speaker 12: from the power from the big banks and let's find 428 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,000 Speaker 12: something where we can go peer to peer ourselves. We 429 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 12: don't need these big banks in the middle. Well, what 430 00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 12: do we have today. We've replaced the big banks with 431 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 12: a bunch of big crypto companies. 432 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,000 Speaker 14: So that's right. 433 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,880 Speaker 3: The number two one. The President talks about. 434 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,880 Speaker 12: This new bitcoin reserve, that strategic preserve that the government's 435 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,240 Speaker 12: going to have. 436 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 3: But if you look into. 437 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,200 Speaker 12: The details, what's in that reserve are assets, crypto assets 438 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,919 Speaker 12: that have been seized in accordance with asset forfeiture laws, 439 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,639 Speaker 12: which any libertarian will tell you asset forfeiture laws are 440 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 12: the most anti libertarian laws you could have, in the 441 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,880 Speaker 12: sense that this is crypto taken from people who've been arrested. 442 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,280 Speaker 3: They haven't been convicted. 443 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 12: Of anything, and their crypto was seized like any other 444 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 12: asset forfeiture. It's never an area, as a former criminal prosecutor, 445 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,160 Speaker 12: that I thought was appropriate. So sure, anyway, you can 446 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,800 Speaker 12: see lots of different ironies in crypto, but the idea 447 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 12: was that I think initially that this crypto was going 448 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 12: to undermine the dollar, that it was. No private currency 449 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 12: has ever worked, and the intermediary is critical for the 450 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,080 Speaker 12: consumer and it's critical for the government. There's about a 451 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,360 Speaker 12: dozen or so anti money laundering laws that essentially tell 452 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,280 Speaker 12: you that you have no right to financial privacy. And 453 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,240 Speaker 12: I don't like that, and you don't like that. No 454 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,240 Speaker 12: one likes that. But this is the reality, and the 455 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 12: Anti Money Laundering Act, the Bank Secrecy Act, the USA 456 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,160 Speaker 12: Patriot Act after nine to eleven, this is how the 457 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,440 Speaker 12: government gets bad guys. They cut off the way that 458 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,200 Speaker 12: they can use and spend money. And that means that 459 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,360 Speaker 12: you go into the bank and if you withdraw ten 460 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 12: thousand dollars more than ten thousand dollars, that'll trigger a 461 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,440 Speaker 12: suspicious activity report. 462 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 3: If you do something weird, that'll. 463 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,959 Speaker 12: Trigger a suspicious activity report, and your activities will be 464 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 12: reported to the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network and a criminal 465 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 12: prosecutor or the SEC might start looking at all your 466 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,320 Speaker 12: financial records because of that. And that's just that might 467 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,800 Speaker 12: be something you disagree with, and I respect that. So 468 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,560 Speaker 12: you can go to the government and say, hey, let's 469 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,400 Speaker 12: change those laws. But those are the laws that are 470 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 12: on the books right now. So crypto essentially bypasses all 471 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 12: of those laws. So, as someone said in one of 472 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,719 Speaker 12: my spaces the other day, I love crypto. I can 473 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,120 Speaker 12: take five million dollars worth of it and go on 474 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,720 Speaker 12: a plane and go anywhere in the world that I 475 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 12: want and no one will know the difference. And so yeah, 476 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,959 Speaker 12: well that's not supposed to be allowed. So that's why, 477 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,720 Speaker 12: you know. So I think with respect to crypto, most 478 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,160 Speaker 12: people were against it. It's created incredible amounts of crime, 479 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 12: drug dealing, child pornography, human sex, trafficking, ransomare attacks. North 480 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,920 Speaker 12: Korea has a stolen more than six billion dollars worth 481 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,840 Speaker 12: of crypto and is using it to finance their nuclear 482 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,640 Speaker 12: weapons operation. 483 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,000 Speaker 3: Why care about it? 484 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,920 Speaker 12: What utility does it have? It went away tomorrow? Would 485 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:36,920 Speaker 12: anyone care? 486 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:42,000 Speaker 2: You compare this moment with regards to crypto, but just 487 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 2: also with the sec and where the economy is at 488 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,120 Speaker 2: in general to the nineteen twenties. Can you tell me 489 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 2: a little bit more about that, because I know that 490 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,040 Speaker 2: that sets off alarm bells and virtually anyone who knows 491 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,600 Speaker 2: about the stock market cris. 492 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 12: Sure if you look at any of the financial crises, 493 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,760 Speaker 12: whether it was a subprime crisis or the depression after 494 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 12: the twenty nine Here's what happened. 495 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,920 Speaker 3: In the twenties, right, there was everybody everything. 496 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,840 Speaker 12: Was unregulated, and buying socks and bonds was like, you know, 497 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,360 Speaker 12: buying clothes at Target. 498 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 3: There was no nobody protecting you or anything. 499 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:20,040 Speaker 12: So what happened was there was this terrible crash and 500 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 12: it impacted everyone. 501 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,120 Speaker 3: And created this big depression. 502 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,320 Speaker 12: So the government sort of said, you know what, when 503 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,040 Speaker 12: it comes to investments, we're going to be different. 504 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 3: It's not going to be like buying anything else. 505 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,720 Speaker 12: So they enacted the nineteen thirty three Act, the Securities 506 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,040 Speaker 12: Acted in nineteen thirty three, which essentially said, hey, if 507 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,000 Speaker 12: you're going to raise money for an investment, you have 508 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,240 Speaker 12: to register with the sec. Then they passed the thirty 509 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,719 Speaker 12: four Act, the Securities in Exchange Act of thirty four, 510 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,280 Speaker 12: and they said Hey, if you're going to create a 511 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,640 Speaker 12: platform to transact in these investments, then you have to 512 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,719 Speaker 12: register with the SEC, and you have to be subject 513 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:57,800 Speaker 12: to audit, inspection and examination, net capital requirements, all kinds 514 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,880 Speaker 12: of disclosure, licensure of your individuals. 515 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 3: So that's a thirty four accent. 516 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 12: And then the forty Act said, hey, if you're going 517 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,760 Speaker 12: to bundle all this stuff into mutual fund or if 518 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,320 Speaker 12: you're going to give people advice about securities and about 519 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,880 Speaker 12: investments they should buy, you have to register as well. 520 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,440 Speaker 12: So all of these big registration which are credibly onerous. 521 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 12: It's very difficult to register with the SEC. Whether it's 522 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,120 Speaker 12: an offering or whether you're a platform or anyone else, 523 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 12: you're going to subject yourself to this financial colunoscopy at 524 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,760 Speaker 12: the whenever the SEC wants, either routine or fore cause. 525 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,000 Speaker 12: But it's been pretty good, if you generally go back 526 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,400 Speaker 12: to all since that time, there have been a few 527 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,200 Speaker 12: bumps in the road, but generally the economy has flourished, 528 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 12: and this sort of environment of heavy regulation has kept 529 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,160 Speaker 12: most people honest and has also given the consumer, the customer, 530 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 12: all sorts of avenues if they get scammed, you know, 531 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,240 Speaker 12: they can reach out to the SEC. They can reach 532 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 12: out to state regulators, they can reach out to the FBI. 533 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:57,760 Speaker 12: Everybody has jurisdiction over these entities who are So if 534 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,160 Speaker 12: they wake up in the morning like the Celsius Block 535 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,360 Speaker 12: five Voyager FTX investors did, and they can't access their 536 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 12: money anymore, imagine the panic that they felt. And you 537 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 12: can read the Celsius Celsius especially the investors submitted these 538 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,360 Speaker 12: affidavits and you can read how terrible it is. That 539 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,160 Speaker 12: was what my life was like at the SEC for 540 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,360 Speaker 12: the twenty or so years that. 541 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:18,880 Speaker 3: I was there. 542 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,000 Speaker 12: I talked with investors who'd lost their life savings all 543 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 12: the time, and that you start to realize there's no 544 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,239 Speaker 12: standard composite or profile for those kinds of people. They 545 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,440 Speaker 12: can be sophisticated, they can be unsophisticated. They've all what 546 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,640 Speaker 12: they have in common is that they let their guard down. 547 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,200 Speaker 12: Maybe they got greedy, maybe they want to get rich quick. 548 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 12: Maybe like the Madoff investors, they only wanted one percent 549 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 12: over prime. 550 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 3: They weren't greedy, so they had comforting that. 551 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,440 Speaker 2: So that was something that really struck me about when 552 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,120 Speaker 2: I was speaking with Molly and Ed a couple of 553 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,600 Speaker 2: months ago about crypto of how you know, the majority 554 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,680 Speaker 2: of crypto users, it's not quite an active desperation, but 555 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,240 Speaker 2: it's someone with a little bit of pocket cash trying 556 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,360 Speaker 2: to turn a little money in to more money because 557 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 2: it's hard to exist. And how many like normal people 558 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,320 Speaker 2: end up getting scammed. 559 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,720 Speaker 12: That's the point, Jamie, is it's always the working person 560 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,880 Speaker 12: who gets scammed. In the end, everybody else gets away 561 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,920 Speaker 12: with it. The best example, you know, i live in Washington, 562 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,040 Speaker 12: d C. In the DMV, and I'm a Washington Wizards fan, 563 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,680 Speaker 12: and I've been a Wizards fan for whatever thirty or 564 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,759 Speaker 12: thirty five years. It's been torture, okay for myself and 565 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,960 Speaker 12: my family. But the good news is I know all 566 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,040 Speaker 12: the people who work at the Wizards games because I've 567 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,400 Speaker 12: been going to these games forever. So my son and 568 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 12: I are in the elevator and we see two of 569 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,040 Speaker 12: the security guards and they're like, hey, Sark, I saw 570 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,640 Speaker 12: you on sixty Minutes because I was talking about this 571 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,279 Speaker 12: stuff on sixty Minutes a few months ago, and I said, yeah, yeah, 572 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,120 Speaker 12: did you watch it? And they're like, oh, well, you know, 573 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,640 Speaker 12: I didn't see it until the end. It was something 574 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,200 Speaker 12: about crypto. What were you talking about I said, well, 575 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,960 Speaker 12: you know, it's a dangerous investment. There's nothing to it. 576 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,839 Speaker 12: There's no there's no substitute. It's all fear of missing. 577 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,680 Speaker 12: And they kind of looked at me, both of them, 578 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,320 Speaker 12: and they were like, but we heard it was a 579 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,440 Speaker 12: great thing to get into. So we both invested and 580 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,600 Speaker 12: I was like, all right, guys, look, I'm not here 581 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,719 Speaker 12: to tell you what to invest in. 582 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,560 Speaker 3: Or what not to invest in, but do you understand 583 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,719 Speaker 3: what it is? Do you know what it is that 584 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,200 Speaker 3: you're buying? 585 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 12: And they both like, we have no idea, And I said, well, 586 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,200 Speaker 12: start with no, right, start with that promise. If you 587 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,279 Speaker 12: don't know what it is and you can't articulate what 588 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,920 Speaker 12: it is, then don't invest in it. That seems like 589 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,920 Speaker 12: a pretty basic notion that people have completely forgotten about 590 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,960 Speaker 12: with this emperor has no close, no shit of crypto. 591 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 2: I'm curious you also write in your editorial about and 592 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,719 Speaker 2: something that I'm trying to understand better too, is you know, 593 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,040 Speaker 2: just three months ago or three or four months ago, 594 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:49,560 Speaker 2: is having conversations about MS Talktua Haley Welch, who had 595 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,000 Speaker 2: a meme coin launched on her behalf. She was the 596 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 2: face of it. She was pushing it and there was 597 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,320 Speaker 2: a rug pull. It seems like there has been a 598 00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,160 Speaker 2: lot that's happened since then, because when I was doing 599 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:04,279 Speaker 2: these interviews, people were like, well, maybe she will be 600 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,960 Speaker 2: made an example of by the SEC. You know, like 601 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,520 Speaker 2: this could be because it was getting so much press. 602 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,000 Speaker 2: Maybe this is a chance for someone to be made 603 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,840 Speaker 2: an example of. So I mean, from your perspective, what 604 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,960 Speaker 2: has been happening with the SEC in the last couple 605 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,600 Speaker 2: of months that's giving you such pause. 606 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:27,480 Speaker 12: Well, it's really incredible, and I'm not being hyperbolic. 607 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,720 Speaker 3: I'm not exaggerating. 608 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,480 Speaker 12: I'm a bit of an SEC historian, having worked there 609 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,600 Speaker 12: for twenty years and taught securities regulation for both at 610 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,800 Speaker 12: Georgetown and Duke, and really study the agency. The about 611 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,680 Speaker 12: face that the agency has done on crypto and this 612 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,399 Speaker 12: radical turnabout is unprecedented in SEC history. So I'll give 613 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,439 Speaker 12: you some of the basic things that they've done. First 614 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,400 Speaker 12: of all, in the last three or four years, the 615 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,320 Speaker 12: SEC has brought over two hundred enforcement actions. The SEC 616 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,759 Speaker 12: is like any other civil litigants. They bring cases when 617 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,960 Speaker 12: somebody violates the security laws, and their civil actions you 618 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 12: can refer it to criminal authorities. Which in our office 619 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,759 Speaker 12: we often did and have parallel actions. The SEC is 620 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,160 Speaker 12: a civil agency, so they bring their cases. They bring 621 00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,600 Speaker 12: them in federal court in front of Article three judges, 622 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,560 Speaker 12: which are judges set by the Constitution who have life tenure, 623 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,680 Speaker 12: and they get to rule on whether the SEC is 624 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,239 Speaker 12: right or wrong about whatever they think, whether they think 625 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,959 Speaker 12: something is a security where they have jurisdiction. Those things 626 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 12: all go to judges. So the SEC had filed over 627 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,960 Speaker 12: two hundred of those enforcement actions, and in my mind, 628 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 12: they have won every single one of them. Okay, now 629 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,400 Speaker 12: that is unprecedented. Now you might say, well, John, I 630 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 12: don't necessarily believe you. Well, I spoke at the SEC 631 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:47,440 Speaker 12: roundtable recently and I put together an eighty nine page 632 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,160 Speaker 12: statement and in those eighty nine single space is a 633 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,439 Speaker 12: section where I go over every single case the SEC 634 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,320 Speaker 12: has litigated with respect to digital assets. I explain what 635 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,800 Speaker 12: the ruling is is, I pull out the excerpts, and 636 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,080 Speaker 12: I'm telling you the SEC has won every time Telegram, Kick, 637 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:09,799 Speaker 12: Lbry Crack and coinbase Finance, win after win after win 638 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,640 Speaker 12: after win, and they'd been and these were filed that 639 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,960 Speaker 12: there were eighty or ninety them filed under J Clayton, 640 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:22,680 Speaker 12: who was President Trump's original SEC chair appointz. He's now 641 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,440 Speaker 12: the new US Attorney for New York, for the Southern 642 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,960 Speaker 12: District of York. But ninety of those cases, eighty or 643 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 12: ninety of them were filed under a Republican administration. 644 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,040 Speaker 3: So then a democratic administrator. 645 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,919 Speaker 12: Came in and they created a crypto unity even they 646 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,600 Speaker 12: started bringing these cases in. Oh my gosh, was the 647 00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,480 Speaker 12: SEC winning. It's one thing to win the cases when 648 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,640 Speaker 12: you're at the SEC. We won I think all of 649 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,360 Speaker 12: our cases when I was at the SC. But I 650 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,799 Speaker 12: never had cases against big law firms who were being 651 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,719 Speaker 12: paid tens of million dollars to fight against. But that's 652 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 12: the way it was that the SEC. The SEC would 653 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:58,280 Speaker 12: bring these cases. These people would hire former SEC enforcement directors. 654 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,440 Speaker 12: They would litigate these cases with volumes and volumes of motions, 655 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:07,640 Speaker 12: massive discovery, and judges as a result, whether they were 656 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,560 Speaker 12: citing a motion to dismiss, which is when the SEC 657 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,400 Speaker 12: files the case, someone might say, you know what, no 658 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,800 Speaker 12: matter what you say, we didn't violate any laws, so 659 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,240 Speaker 12: this case should be dismissed. 660 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,320 Speaker 3: That's the motion to dismiss. 661 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,239 Speaker 12: Then later on after discovery, they say, look, no, matter 662 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,800 Speaker 12: what you found, there's been no violation. 663 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,200 Speaker 3: That's summary judgment. 664 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,080 Speaker 12: So the SEC was winning on motions to dismiss and 665 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:31,440 Speaker 12: summary judgment because all these defenders were saying digital assets 666 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,960 Speaker 12: are not securities, and judges were all saying, yes they are. 667 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,040 Speaker 12: Whether they're initial coin offerings, whether they're simple agreements for 668 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,960 Speaker 12: future tokens staffs, whether they're staking products, whether they're lending products, 669 00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:49,160 Speaker 12: whether they're celebrity endorsement products, whether they're intermediaries trading digital assets, 670 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:54,560 Speaker 12: whether they all should be registered as exchanges, as broker dealers, 671 00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:59,120 Speaker 12: as clearing firms. SEC is winning every single time, and 672 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,960 Speaker 12: the judges are these opinions that are one hundred pages long, 673 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,399 Speaker 12: like the Krack and decision one hundred pages long. 674 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,440 Speaker 2: Not for nothing. I mean this happening under not just 675 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,839 Speaker 2: like a democratic and a Republican administration, but literally under 676 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,480 Speaker 2: a previous Trump administration. It just like, yes, I don't know, 677 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,719 Speaker 2: so brain, brain, right. 678 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,120 Speaker 12: So here's what happened. So the SEC is on a role. 679 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,440 Speaker 12: They're suing everybody. Every day there's a new new decision, 680 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,640 Speaker 12: every day, there's a new lawsuit. All of these companies 681 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,320 Speaker 12: are running, are fighting back, and it's kind of interesting 682 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,000 Speaker 12: because the SEC action used to be. 683 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,000 Speaker 3: A scarlet letter. 684 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,239 Speaker 12: You know, if you were hit by the SEC, don't 685 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,759 Speaker 12: expect to do business with anybody ever again because I 686 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 12: think of that kind of thing. Well, they were wearing 687 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 12: it like a badge of honor. Like this rogue SEC 688 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,000 Speaker 12: has come after us their regulation through enforcement. They're using 689 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,600 Speaker 12: all these strange little catchphrases. But this is how the 690 00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,760 Speaker 12: SEC brings cases. There's no such thing as regulation by enforcement. 691 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,640 Speaker 12: There's just enforcement. You bring cases insider trading, derivatives fraud, 692 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,279 Speaker 12: unibond fraud, foreign payments fraud, whatever it is, you bring 693 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,080 Speaker 12: it under their anti fraud provision. So the SEC are 694 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,160 Speaker 12: winning all these cases. All of a sudden, President Trump 695 00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:27,040 Speaker 12: wins reelection. Acting chair Markuaeda takes over at the SEC, 696 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,839 Speaker 12: and he and Hester Purse, both of whom I knew 697 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,120 Speaker 12: when I was a staff attorney there, especially Hester pers 698 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,239 Speaker 12: I knew her pretty well. They had been dissenting on 699 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,720 Speaker 12: all these cases the SEC was bringing, but the SEC, 700 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,560 Speaker 12: the majority of the SEC commissioners were saying to bring them, 701 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,160 Speaker 12: and again they were winning everyone in court. All of 702 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,359 Speaker 12: a sudden, Mark you Ada comes in. Three things happen. 703 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,719 Speaker 12: Four things happen. Number one, he dismisses all the appeals, 704 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,759 Speaker 12: any appeal the SEC had anything like that. Gone number two, 705 00:41:55,840 --> 00:42:01,360 Speaker 12: he dismisses or pauses every single crypto related enforced action period. 706 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:06,279 Speaker 12: Gone number three, he closes every major crypto investigation, maybe 707 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,359 Speaker 12: even more. I don't know how many he's closed because 708 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,480 Speaker 12: it's non public, but the ones that are public, they're all, 709 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:16,360 Speaker 12: you know, so excited because they're all suddenly they've transformed. 710 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,760 Speaker 2: I mean, I think this story we're covering is probably 711 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,879 Speaker 2: a part of that wave where it just went away 712 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,600 Speaker 2: exactly February. 713 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,600 Speaker 3: Exactly, so Haktua swept up in that wave. 714 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,680 Speaker 12: And then the third the fourth thing, so appeals, appeals, 715 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:36,560 Speaker 12: active litigation, investigations has three different categories, all gone zippo. 716 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,520 Speaker 3: Disappeared as if they never happened. 717 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,560 Speaker 12: Then the crypto unit, which the SEC had beefed up 718 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,759 Speaker 12: and celebrated with all kinds of fanfare, is shut down 719 00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,120 Speaker 12: and is given a new name called the cyber Unit. 720 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,759 Speaker 12: The head of that crypto unit, who was the head 721 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,120 Speaker 12: of litigation, who had won all these cases, was on 722 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,719 Speaker 12: all the litigation. He was transferred to the Office of 723 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,279 Speaker 12: Information Technology. I don't know what he's doing there. He's 724 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,840 Speaker 12: like fixing prints, are picking out drivers for printers. He's gone, 725 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,600 Speaker 12: he's disappeared gone. There was one, There were two co 726 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,600 Speaker 12: heads of the crypto unit. One of them disappeared gone. 727 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,319 Speaker 12: At least twenty or thirty people in the crypto unit 728 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,839 Speaker 12: disappeared gone. I don't know if they've retired. I don't 729 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,040 Speaker 12: know what they're doing the new cyber unit. She spoke 730 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:24,680 Speaker 12: at our conference last week, and very nice lady Laura Delandria. 731 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,040 Speaker 3: I think it's her name of Delaired. 732 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,120 Speaker 12: Delaired might pronounce it wrong, and she really spoke about 733 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,960 Speaker 12: what they're not doing, which is, you know, we're not 734 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,040 Speaker 12: bringing these kinds of cases, we're not doing this kind 735 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,200 Speaker 12: of work. We're working towards retail investors. I'm not sure 736 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,200 Speaker 12: what she meant by that, but all I can tell you. 737 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,440 Speaker 12: And then the SEC started issuing these regulatory pronouncements. Some 738 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,960 Speaker 12: of them they just would put on Twitter on X 739 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,960 Speaker 12: and they would have said they said. One of them 740 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 12: was mean coins are not securities. Boom overdone so any 741 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,520 Speaker 12: meme coin and that was done, you know, you know, 742 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,960 Speaker 12: I don't know. A week or two after President Trump 743 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,560 Speaker 12: and Milania Trump had launched their Mean coin. 744 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,560 Speaker 3: So the SEC said, are not securities? 745 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,759 Speaker 2: That blows my mind. 746 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,320 Speaker 12: Yeah, let's be clear here though. You know, President Trump 747 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,879 Speaker 12: campaigned to be the bitcoin president. He campaigned to throw 748 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,560 Speaker 12: out Gary Gensler. He campaigned to make the United States 749 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:17,080 Speaker 12: the crypto capital of the world. And he's he's this 750 00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,640 Speaker 12: is a promise made and a promise kept. You can't 751 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,759 Speaker 12: disagree with that. He was very clear what he was 752 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,040 Speaker 12: going to do. These crypto firms, they weren't winning in court, 753 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,960 Speaker 12: but they spent about two hundred million to win the 754 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,080 Speaker 12: elections and they did. 755 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,320 Speaker 3: They did it brilliantly. 756 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:36,120 Speaker 12: They destroyed anyone who was anti crypto, just about everyone. 757 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,200 Speaker 12: I mean, I think Elizabeth Warren survived. A few of 758 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,520 Speaker 12: them survived, but most of them did not survive. And 759 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,960 Speaker 12: so this is the president's mandate. You can't disagree with 760 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:47,600 Speaker 12: that notion. 761 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,879 Speaker 3: I don't like it. You know, it's bad for the world. 762 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's certainly been successful. 763 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,440 Speaker 3: He said this is what he's going to do, and 764 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,120 Speaker 3: he's doing it, so, you know, and he's doing it 765 00:44:59,200 --> 00:44:59,839 Speaker 3: through the SEC. 766 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,600 Speaker 12: Now, the SEC historically has never done this kind of 767 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:08,719 Speaker 12: turnaround on anything ever, So it's very and mean coins 768 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 12: is a perfect sample now one thing about mean points 769 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:12,919 Speaker 12: that I would say. 770 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,279 Speaker 3: So recently there was an article. 771 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,440 Speaker 12: It was just about everywhere about if you bought the 772 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,560 Speaker 12: president's meme coin, and you were one of the top 773 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,319 Speaker 12: two hundred and twenty purchasers of his meme coin, then 774 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,840 Speaker 12: you would get access to a special party he was 775 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,480 Speaker 12: having and get a tour of the White House. Now 776 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,320 Speaker 12: you know, here's the irony of this. Again more irony, 777 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,319 Speaker 12: which again I've studied you, so I know how much 778 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,239 Speaker 12: you love irony. Okay, so this is another great one. 779 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,160 Speaker 12: So my view has always been crypto has no utility, 780 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,759 Speaker 12: that if it went away tomorrow, blockchain is a bunch 781 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,560 Speaker 12: of bunk, a bunch of nonsense. You know, you spoke 782 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,200 Speaker 12: with Molly White and Zichron. You read the concern dot 783 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,160 Speaker 12: tech letter. The blockchain is just a glorified append only 784 00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,400 Speaker 12: limited writer spreadsheet. It's not an iPhone. It's not transformative, 785 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,960 Speaker 12: it's not innovation. None of this is innovation. However, I 786 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,840 Speaker 12: might be wrong about utility because the reality is crypto 787 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,920 Speaker 12: is emerging with utility number one. Okay, it has utility 788 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,120 Speaker 12: for criminals, but I don't know if that's a bona 789 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,680 Speaker 12: fide utility. But the president is now created a utility 790 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,279 Speaker 12: because he's saying, hey, buy my mean coin and you're 791 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,320 Speaker 12: going to get access. 792 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:23,920 Speaker 3: Whether that's lawful or not. 793 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,399 Speaker 12: I'm not an expert in any of that, but he's 794 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,040 Speaker 12: created a utility for his meme coins now, the hawk 795 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,919 Speaker 12: Tua meme coin. 796 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,200 Speaker 3: I don't see every one of these is a facts 797 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,040 Speaker 3: and circumstance case. I don't see that having any utility. 798 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,680 Speaker 12: But if she didn't know, if she is said at 799 00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:43,719 Speaker 12: the beginning, the top two hundred people will get to 800 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:48,480 Speaker 12: meet me and come and watch my podcast live, then 801 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,360 Speaker 12: you can sort of say, I mean, here's the thing, Jamie, 802 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,400 Speaker 12: is that the SEC now believes, suddenly, out of nowhere, 803 00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,680 Speaker 12: that crypto is a collectible. Okay, that it's just like 804 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:05,560 Speaker 12: a collectible. It's not this mathematical computational equation, okay, this 805 00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:11,680 Speaker 12: bladder of code, an unsolvable problem of code, is a collectible. Now, 806 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,799 Speaker 12: I can tell you. I can give you three quick 807 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,960 Speaker 12: reasons why it's not a collectible. Number one because when 808 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,800 Speaker 12: I talked about it on sixty Minutes, having no utility, 809 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,400 Speaker 12: I was talking about the XRP token. I got death threats. 810 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,160 Speaker 12: My family got death threats. They said, they're going to 811 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,319 Speaker 12: burn my house down. If I were talking about rolexes 812 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,720 Speaker 12: and Pokemon cards, I don't think I would. 813 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,239 Speaker 3: Have gotten that ruction. So that's number one. 814 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,480 Speaker 12: Number two, if you go to your brokerage account, right 815 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:42,759 Speaker 12: whatever it is, Robinhood or wherever you're buying your secure investments, 816 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,600 Speaker 12: you'll go to the tab and you'll see you know, stocks, bonds, 817 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,600 Speaker 12: maybe options, and then you'll see something that says crypto. 818 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,320 Speaker 3: So you don't see. 819 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,800 Speaker 12: Pokemon cards, Beatie babies, and American girl dolls on that 820 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:58,640 Speaker 12: pulldown screen. 821 00:47:58,680 --> 00:47:59,839 Speaker 3: Okay, So that's the second reason. 822 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,759 Speaker 12: The third reason is is that every single Article three 823 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,960 Speaker 12: judge that has ever reviewed this idea of whether a 824 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:11,080 Speaker 12: digital asset is a security and whatever iteration be it, ico, 825 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,480 Speaker 12: simple Agreement for future token staking, lending, all those things 826 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,440 Speaker 12: I mentioned before, has said it's a security and so 827 00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:21,640 Speaker 12: and those Article three judges, the mark uata is acting 828 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,080 Speaker 12: SEC chair can't disappear those decisions. 829 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,080 Speaker 3: They're on the books. 830 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:31,360 Speaker 12: So the SEC has just chosen to ignore them, to abandon, 831 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,360 Speaker 12: to abdicate its mission of investor protection. 832 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,279 Speaker 3: I talked about the. 833 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,800 Speaker 12: Crash and the depression that followed in twenty nine and 834 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,520 Speaker 12: the SEC was created to protect investors. 835 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,200 Speaker 3: They're not created, they're not supposed to protect collectors. 836 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,640 Speaker 12: So their idea is, hey, these digital assets, they're collectibles. 837 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:54,399 Speaker 12: It's caveat empt tour and it's a it's a walking dead, 838 00:48:54,640 --> 00:49:01,160 Speaker 12: post apocalyptic marketplace where there's no protection anything, and it's 839 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,560 Speaker 12: all driven by fomo. 840 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,239 Speaker 3: There's no earnings, there's no there's no balance sheet, there's 841 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,279 Speaker 3: nothing you can look at. 842 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,400 Speaker 12: You can't get their ten ques or their ten ks 843 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,480 Speaker 12: or other SEC filings because. 844 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,200 Speaker 3: There aren't any. So it's just fomo. 845 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,040 Speaker 12: You're just betting that someone else is going to be 846 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,920 Speaker 12: dumb enough to buy this and it's going to go up. 847 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:27,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it, and gosh, that's so so. In short, 848 00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:31,600 Speaker 2: crypto is being effectively treated by the SEC right now 849 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,000 Speaker 2: as if it's Beanie Baby. 850 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,440 Speaker 3: Yes, or American Crazy. 851 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,320 Speaker 12: I'm not sure Beanie Babies, American Girl dolls, or Pokemon 852 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,960 Speaker 12: cards that would be the three categories. 853 00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:45,520 Speaker 2: People are being kind of professionally disappeared from that that 854 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,400 Speaker 2: we're working in the Bided administration just a couple of 855 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,920 Speaker 2: months ago. Has there been I mean, I know you 856 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,080 Speaker 2: have sort of been at the forefront of this, but 857 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,400 Speaker 2: has there been a lot of people speaking out and 858 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,799 Speaker 2: if not, why you. 859 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,200 Speaker 3: Know, Oh, there's a good reason. This is actually very 860 00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:02,880 Speaker 3: easy question. 861 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,000 Speaker 12: Every single SEC lawyer, most of them go out into 862 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,879 Speaker 12: private practice when they leave the SEC and they work 863 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,600 Speaker 12: for a big law firm, or they work for a 864 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,399 Speaker 12: company whatever, But most of the time they go work 865 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,799 Speaker 12: for a big law firm. And big law firms make 866 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:21,040 Speaker 12: huge amounts of dollars from all these digital asset companies, 867 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,040 Speaker 12: and so you have a fiduciary responsibility to your partners. 868 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,319 Speaker 12: So you won't hear a lot of lawyer a lot 869 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:32,200 Speaker 12: of lawyers unless they're law professors or just You've got 870 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,120 Speaker 12: to find someone who's independent and objective to hear what 871 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,440 Speaker 12: their opinion is on crypto. 872 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,880 Speaker 3: I'm independent and objective. 873 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,160 Speaker 12: You can disagree with me, but I don't make a 874 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,040 Speaker 12: nickel from my opinion, not a penny, not a dime. 875 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,400 Speaker 12: All I get is grief from having this opinion. Nothing 876 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,600 Speaker 12: more right. You called me to ask me to do this, 877 00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:53,560 Speaker 12: and I'm always very reluctant. For I'm sure you can 878 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,520 Speaker 12: attest I'm always reluctant. It's like, you know, I'm chasing 879 00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,560 Speaker 12: windmills here and I'm all alone because none of my 880 00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,239 Speaker 12: former sec colleagues who were perfectly happy to tell me 881 00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:04,560 Speaker 12: to whisper in my ear. 882 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,240 Speaker 3: You're absolutely right about crypto. 883 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,960 Speaker 12: None of them are in a situation where they can say, 884 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,440 Speaker 12: where they can speak out, So very few lawyers will 885 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 12: speak out against it. And from a political standpoint, it 886 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,960 Speaker 12: would be suicide to speak out against crypto. Only if 887 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,520 Speaker 12: you're the most one of the strongest politicians will you 888 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:28,200 Speaker 12: survive because the crypto lobby is incredibly well capitalized. They've 889 00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,640 Speaker 12: already set aside one or two hundred million for the midterms, 890 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,680 Speaker 12: So fail not at your peril if you get out 891 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,799 Speaker 12: and speak against crypto and your political congress. I mean, 892 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,239 Speaker 12: why not just say, hey, if it's innovation, I'm all 893 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,800 Speaker 12: for it, and I want it to be done the 894 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,959 Speaker 12: right way. That's a that's a way to avoid getting 895 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,680 Speaker 12: these people from putting a target on that. 896 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, it's so funny you. 897 00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,680 Speaker 12: Say it's innovation, but in the rest of the sentence 898 00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,200 Speaker 12: you say it's an American girl doll or a beanie baby. 899 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,680 Speaker 3: So you can't have it both ways. 900 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,520 Speaker 12: But they want it both ways, and so they'll masquerate 901 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,000 Speaker 12: it as innovation and they'll use that as they're sort 902 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,440 Speaker 12: of subterfuge to get you thinking. Well, you know, and 903 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,760 Speaker 12: and and you know, you can't really blame the president 904 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,200 Speaker 12: because he came out and he said he was going 905 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,000 Speaker 12: to do this, and he's doing it. So as much 906 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,840 Speaker 12: as you might this like what he believes in the 907 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,719 Speaker 12: reality is he made it very clear this is what 908 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,920 Speaker 12: he was going to do. And these people have been 909 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,359 Speaker 12: cut loose and they're running wild in Washington and they 910 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,480 Speaker 12: own the city. They really do better than any other 911 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,520 Speaker 12: lobbying group in the history of the world. And Molly White, 912 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,840 Speaker 12: I know you mentioned her, She's done some very meticulous 913 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,640 Speaker 12: studies on all of this and it's it's mind blowing. 914 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,840 Speaker 12: But you know, that's the way our political system works. 915 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,239 Speaker 12: So again that's not my area of expertise. Maybe that 916 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,400 Speaker 12: needs to be fixed. Everyone seems to agree that it 917 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,719 Speaker 12: should be. But right now these people are pedal extraordinary 918 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,440 Speaker 12: influence and you don't see it if you watch. Patrick 919 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,720 Speaker 12: Boyle on YouTube did this really great thing on crypto 920 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,480 Speaker 12: where he just went over every campaign that the Crypto 921 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,080 Speaker 12: Lobby was supporting and showed how you wouldn't really know 922 00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:06,560 Speaker 12: that they were supporting them. So they do this brilliantly. 923 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,360 Speaker 12: I mean, they wrote there. They wrote their own playbook again. 924 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,600 Speaker 12: You know you got a hand to them. You know, 925 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,080 Speaker 12: they wrote their own playbook. They were losing in front 926 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,400 Speaker 12: of these judges over and over again, and they found 927 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,920 Speaker 12: a way to win. And they won big. They won huge. 928 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,759 Speaker 12: They got rid of Shared Brown in Ohio. They spent 929 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,160 Speaker 12: forty million dollars. 930 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:31,600 Speaker 2: If this remains unchecked, if most people who could potentially 931 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,879 Speaker 2: speak up against this feel like their hands are tied 932 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,600 Speaker 2: or their future is sabotage by speaking up about this, 933 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,160 Speaker 2: what are we looking at? 934 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,440 Speaker 12: Well, you know, if you're a financial historian, you know 935 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,240 Speaker 12: that all this is crypto is one big Ponzi scheme. 936 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,120 Speaker 12: I don't see how anyone can argue against that, because again, 937 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:50,799 Speaker 12: but what. 938 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,040 Speaker 2: If it was an American girl? 939 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,280 Speaker 12: Well, I get it, but in terms of Ponzi schemes, 940 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,880 Speaker 12: and a Ponzi scheme is just where you're just buying again, 941 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,000 Speaker 12: trying to beat out everyone out, and it's like a 942 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,080 Speaker 12: game of musical chairs. 943 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,800 Speaker 3: You don't want to be the last person holding it. 944 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,799 Speaker 12: So if the Ponzi scheme keeps going, sooner or later, 945 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:13,359 Speaker 12: all Ponzi schemes crash. They crash typically when things get bad. 946 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,520 Speaker 12: If we were to have a recession, maybe, for example, 947 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,759 Speaker 12: because of these tariffs we get the country goes into 948 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,960 Speaker 12: a discression, a depression, but the economic needs has been 949 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,320 Speaker 12: very good lately. But suppose the country goes into a depression. 950 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,799 Speaker 12: People generally this is what I saw a lot at 951 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:36,440 Speaker 12: the SEC When things get bad, people will flee to 952 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,919 Speaker 12: safety and they will take you. They will move out 953 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:44,200 Speaker 12: of their most risky alternative investments. And everybody agrees, no 954 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,600 Speaker 12: matter what how fanatical you are about crypto, that it's 955 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:50,880 Speaker 12: it's a risky alternative investment. You can't you can't get 956 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:54,920 Speaker 12: anyone to not admit that it's like gambling. So as 957 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,880 Speaker 12: soon as things go south with the economy, or the 958 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,880 Speaker 12: economy hits a recession, you know, with all the ransomware 959 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,040 Speaker 12: attacks growing and growing in sophistication. 960 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,560 Speaker 3: When I taught at Duke Law School and there. 961 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,000 Speaker 12: Was the Colonial Pipeline ransomware attack where the Colonial Pipeline 962 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,480 Speaker 12: was shut down, you couldn't get gas in North Carolina. 963 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,000 Speaker 12: You couldn't get home from the airport, couldn't get a taxi, 964 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,040 Speaker 12: couldn't get an ubercar, couldn't get a rental car. 965 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,560 Speaker 3: There was no gas anywhere. 966 00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,520 Speaker 12: And I got to tell you it started to get 967 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,640 Speaker 12: a little scary, you know, not just economically, but suddenly 968 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,920 Speaker 12: you were thinking, you know, the police can't get to 969 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:28,880 Speaker 12: my house, you know. 970 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,040 Speaker 3: And it just happens just over a few days. So 971 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,360 Speaker 3: if these ransomware. 972 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:40,160 Speaker 12: Attacks hit infrastructure or hit hospitals, when those things kind 973 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,480 Speaker 12: of start happening, I think governments like the National Security 974 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,880 Speaker 12: Division will wake up at the Department of Justice and say, 975 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,439 Speaker 12: we've got to stop the crypto, because that's what doing 976 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:51,120 Speaker 12: it all. If North Korea is able to build these 977 00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:55,000 Speaker 12: nuclear weapons facilities purely because of crypto, which it seems 978 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,680 Speaker 12: like they are with the six billion dollars that they've stolen, 979 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,719 Speaker 12: think about that's the greatest theft in the history of 980 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,719 Speaker 12: the world. The banking regulators, the FDIC, the FED, the 981 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,680 Speaker 12: Office of the Controller of the Currency have been very 982 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:12,600 Speaker 12: very strict about allowing banks, traditional financial institutions from doing 983 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,319 Speaker 12: anything having to do with crypto. The crypto firms called 984 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,839 Speaker 12: this operation choke Hold, and I think that's a fair name, 985 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,680 Speaker 12: but I think it's what our name because it's exactly 986 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,759 Speaker 12: what made sense. 987 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:23,360 Speaker 11: You know. 988 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,560 Speaker 12: The banking regulators, they didn't prohibit these entities from doing them, 989 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,440 Speaker 12: but They said to them, if you do anything involving crypto, 990 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,640 Speaker 12: we're going to come in and examine you, and there's 991 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,160 Speaker 12: no way to you know, these crypto are such dark markets. 992 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,520 Speaker 3: You don't know who any of these depositors are. You 993 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,319 Speaker 3: don't know what's going on in these marketplace, you don't 994 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,400 Speaker 3: know where on this pricing. So the choke hold was 995 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,440 Speaker 3: perfectly legitimate. 996 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,239 Speaker 12: Now the Trump administration has come in in all of 997 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:48,000 Speaker 12: those guardrails, from the Office of the Controller to the Conrency, 998 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,719 Speaker 12: from the FDIC, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, and from 999 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:56,080 Speaker 12: the Federal Reserve have all been lifted. Okay, so suddenly 1000 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,680 Speaker 12: banks can get in the business of selling crypto Morgan 1001 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,279 Speaker 12: stand Only. For example, I read an article, I don't 1002 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,600 Speaker 12: know if this is true, that fifteen thousand of their 1003 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,000 Speaker 12: brokers are going to be cut loose to sell crypto. 1004 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,319 Speaker 12: So if you're suddenly like, what can a broker say 1005 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,920 Speaker 12: to you to buy crypto other than buy this crypto 1006 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,040 Speaker 12: it's an asset, I don't understand, but it might go 1007 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,440 Speaker 12: up because a lot of stupid people buy it. Anything 1008 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,360 Speaker 12: else that's said. If you say it's a store of value, 1009 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,240 Speaker 12: that's not true. If you say it's got great potential, 1010 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,120 Speaker 12: that's not true. If you say it's an innovation, that's 1011 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,520 Speaker 12: not true. If you say it's a great market, that's 1012 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,160 Speaker 12: not true. But they're going to you know, brokers are 1013 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:36,160 Speaker 12: great at selling products to the elderly, to the people 1014 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,600 Speaker 12: who don't understand, and even to the big institutions. So 1015 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,840 Speaker 12: these bogus investments are going to be peddled everywhere, just 1016 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:49,840 Speaker 12: like subprime derivative instruments, and that can as a contagion, 1017 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,840 Speaker 12: spread across the global financial marketplace. So those are the 1018 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:57,480 Speaker 12: various scenario. It's a big ransomware attack, of financial contagion, 1019 00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:02,400 Speaker 12: or just a recession. Those three things will trigger a 1020 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,520 Speaker 12: pendulum swing in the other direction, and maybe the SEC 1021 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,600 Speaker 12: will wake up and decide not to abdicate its mission 1022 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:13,280 Speaker 12: of investor protection because you know, they'll realize that, oh 1023 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:17,560 Speaker 12: my gosh, investor, we're here to protect investors. Yet they're 1024 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:21,240 Speaker 12: again they've labeled these people as collectors, and that's really 1025 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,280 Speaker 12: not right. Everybody knows that's not right. It doesn't pass 1026 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,720 Speaker 12: a straight face test. We have to protect people because 1027 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,600 Speaker 12: not just to protect them themselves, but it also creates 1028 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,800 Speaker 12: systemic risks. So you might just say, I was on 1029 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,960 Speaker 12: a panel just a few weeks ago at George Mason 1030 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,480 Speaker 12: University and one of the professors is like, go ahead and. 1031 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,240 Speaker 3: Do with what your crypto, Go have your fun. I 1032 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,520 Speaker 3: don't care. It's not going to impact me. And that's 1033 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,080 Speaker 3: just wrong. 1034 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:47,080 Speaker 12: You know, it will impack you because of the crime 1035 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,080 Speaker 12: associated with it, and it'll impact you when it all 1036 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:54,200 Speaker 12: comes crashing down and your four oh one k is 1037 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,560 Speaker 12: suddenly work half what it was, or you're five twenty 1038 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,560 Speaker 12: nine for your kids is worth half what it was, 1039 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,200 Speaker 12: and you're freaking out because how are you going to 1040 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,160 Speaker 12: afford to retire? How are you going to afford to 1041 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,360 Speaker 12: pay for your kids' education? And then you want you 1042 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,600 Speaker 12: want accountability, and you're going to say where was the SEC? 1043 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,120 Speaker 12: And you're going to like you say, the SEC was 1044 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:19,320 Speaker 12: watching Beatie Baby and Pokemon movies and not considering the 1045 00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,880 Speaker 12: reality of their mission, which is to protect investors. And 1046 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:27,680 Speaker 12: that's a sacrisanct mission that they've just abandoned for political 1047 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,440 Speaker 12: reasons that you know, historically, whether you're publican or Democrat, 1048 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:37,040 Speaker 12: it's really unsettling and disturbing to be toast that. 1049 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,040 Speaker 2: Thank you so much to John read Stark. You can 1050 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:44,080 Speaker 2: follow his work at the links in the description, and 1051 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:48,720 Speaker 2: before we get into the concluding thoughts on this second, 1052 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,760 Speaker 2: hank to a series. This is Jamie from the Future 1053 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,919 Speaker 2: the day before the podcast comes out, telling you one 1054 00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:00,600 Speaker 2: last thing somehow, which is that as Hailey Wells continues 1055 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:04,160 Speaker 2: to hard launch herself back into the mainstream, she's been 1056 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,840 Speaker 2: doing the rounds in press with a new publicist, not 1057 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,680 Speaker 2: the one that got her into the cryptoscam, and one 1058 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,480 Speaker 2: interview came out during the writing of this episode that 1059 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,640 Speaker 2: I think is worth mentioning. So in addition to the 1060 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:20,520 Speaker 2: fact that Haley is indeed returning to celebrity Poker and 1061 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,520 Speaker 2: already has at the time I'm recording this, which there's 1062 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:28,000 Speaker 2: that there was an interview published on May second in 1063 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:32,040 Speaker 2: Vanity Fair with writer Chris Murphy, an article that even 1064 01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,800 Speaker 2: features a photoshoot of Hailey wearing a little white lace 1065 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:41,040 Speaker 2: dress in what I absolutely am certain is an Airbnb 1066 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,880 Speaker 2: rented for the photo shoot. It is the fakest looking 1067 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,040 Speaker 2: place in the world. And I wanted to share two 1068 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:50,320 Speaker 2: bits of this interview that are relevant. So first, Hayley 1069 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,920 Speaker 2: does do this interview with her new publicist at her 1070 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:58,160 Speaker 2: side and appears to be allowed to talk about the 1071 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:02,280 Speaker 2: crypto scandal in public for the first time. From that, 1072 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,400 Speaker 2: Chris Murphy asks, what have you learned from that experience? 1073 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,520 Speaker 2: Do you have anything to say to the people who 1074 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:12,360 Speaker 2: lost their money? Hailey replies, I would say personally what 1075 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,600 Speaker 2: I learned from it. Let's see. I don't know. I 1076 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:18,560 Speaker 2: just feel really bad for anybody that lost money. All 1077 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,000 Speaker 2: my comments, if you read those, people are like, oh, 1078 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,040 Speaker 2: well I lost a lot of money in this. Now 1079 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,720 Speaker 2: my kids have to go without stuff. 1080 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:25,560 Speaker 12: I don't know. 1081 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,200 Speaker 2: It makes me feel like really sorry for it. Chris 1082 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,920 Speaker 2: Murphy asks, after the crypto scandal you went off the grid. 1083 01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,640 Speaker 2: What were you doing for those three months? Where were you? 1084 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,480 Speaker 2: Hailey replies, Oh, I hate to say this, but this 1085 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,880 Speaker 2: was a much needed mental health Just what do you 1086 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,320 Speaker 2: call it? A mental health break? I guess is what 1087 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,960 Speaker 2: you can call it. Okay, So I think it's interesting 1088 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,640 Speaker 2: that there's a lot of sorris in here, But of 1089 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:56,320 Speaker 2: course the sorries don't have to mean anything because the 1090 01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:01,360 Speaker 2: SEC investigation is closed, no one, including Haley, is required 1091 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,000 Speaker 2: to make this right on behalf of people who lost money, 1092 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:09,480 Speaker 2: So her reply is sawey and the interview closes with 1093 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:13,560 Speaker 2: Chris Murphy asking why, as someone who is so sowy 1094 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:17,720 Speaker 2: about the krypto scam, why Haley Welch is about to 1095 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:23,040 Speaker 2: head to Las Vegas to play celebrity poker. Here's that exchange. 1096 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,520 Speaker 2: Chris Murphy says, you're playing in a celebrity poker tournament 1097 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:29,280 Speaker 2: fresh off the crypto scandal. Do you have anything to 1098 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,480 Speaker 2: say about those optics gambling after some people lost their 1099 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,920 Speaker 2: money on your coin? Haley does not reply here. Her 1100 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,480 Speaker 2: publicist does, replying, say the question again. Sorry, I'm just confused, 1101 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,720 Speaker 2: Chris Murphy says, some might say that it's not a 1102 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:47,120 Speaker 2: great look to be gambling so soon after a money 1103 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,640 Speaker 2: related scandal. I'm just wondering if Haley has anything to 1104 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,760 Speaker 2: say to that or has a response. Once again, Haley's 1105 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,919 Speaker 2: publicist replies, Oh, we're gonna skip over that one. Aye 1106 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,280 Speaker 2: ya yai. Okay, that's it for future, Jamie. Let's close 1107 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:07,320 Speaker 2: out the episode, and that, I promise is the last 1108 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,439 Speaker 2: you're going to hear of Hailey Welch on this show. 1109 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,439 Speaker 2: For my own mental health, if nothing else. At this point, 1110 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,720 Speaker 2: she has made it clear that she is not ready 1111 01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:22,040 Speaker 2: for her fifteen minutes to end, but man if the 1112 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:26,120 Speaker 2: best guest for your comeback is the third most successful 1113 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:30,400 Speaker 2: co creator of the Lunchables with Mold, and if the 1114 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,760 Speaker 2: numbers and attention that the return pulled in, it's going 1115 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,640 Speaker 2: to be a difficult road ahead. So while I do 1116 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:41,080 Speaker 2: believe that Hailey Welch is very much a sign of 1117 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,600 Speaker 2: the times, a young woman who had no social media 1118 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:50,240 Speaker 2: aspirations or aspirations to fame being launched into prominence against 1119 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:55,600 Speaker 2: her will signs that shady ass managers who immediately capitalized 1120 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:59,400 Speaker 2: of and disposed of her, defrauding regular people out of 1121 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:03,720 Speaker 2: hundreds of thousands of dollars in the process. But even 1122 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:07,440 Speaker 2: as an individual, there is a kind of desperation to 1123 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:11,720 Speaker 2: this comeback that is hard to watch. And call me naive, 1124 01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,480 Speaker 2: and I'm sure that plenty of people on the Reddit 1125 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,240 Speaker 2: board will, But I still think that this is a 1126 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:22,920 Speaker 2: story about class more than anything, because it's hard to 1127 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:27,760 Speaker 2: deny that Haley is a certified scammer or at best 1128 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:33,280 Speaker 2: scammer accomplice at this point, and unfortunately coming from a 1129 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:37,480 Speaker 2: low income family in Tennessee, I think the financial security 1130 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,080 Speaker 2: and not having to return to her job at a 1131 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,960 Speaker 2: spring factory is just as relevant to the story as 1132 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,920 Speaker 2: the idea that she might be kind of hooked on 1133 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,720 Speaker 2: the attention and might not be ready for the big 1134 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,000 Speaker 2: moment to end. There is more than one thing going 1135 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:57,640 Speaker 2: on here, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying 1136 01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,800 Speaker 2: to just get your clicks. But the fifteen minutes are 1137 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,360 Speaker 2: probably over, and as we talk about on this show 1138 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:09,360 Speaker 2: every week, the fifteen minutes being over has a way 1139 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,680 Speaker 2: of breaking someone's brain. But careers have highs and lows, 1140 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:17,800 Speaker 2: and I can't say with confidence that Haley doesn't have 1141 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,360 Speaker 2: a second act in her. We've seen it before and 1142 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:25,680 Speaker 2: many people life is long, right, But for the time being, 1143 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,439 Speaker 2: the most depressing part of all of that is, even 1144 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:33,880 Speaker 2: with these already diminishing returns, I don't think that Haley 1145 01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,720 Speaker 2: or any of the parasites that remain on her team 1146 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:41,720 Speaker 2: are gonna stop chasing whatever the latest influencer grift is. 1147 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,240 Speaker 2: It seems like they're in too deep. And the reason 1148 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,320 Speaker 2: I think that is because there's this one part of 1149 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:54,640 Speaker 2: the KSI interview on the return episode where Haley all 1150 01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,480 Speaker 2: but confirms this, do. 1151 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,479 Speaker 5: You ever think I could box? 1152 01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,400 Speaker 11: Would you want to box? I? 1153 01:05:59,440 --> 01:05:59,720 Speaker 14: Actually? 1154 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:00,800 Speaker 11: Really? 1155 01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,240 Speaker 2: You gotta give her some tips? 1156 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,480 Speaker 5: Yeah, I need some tips. 1157 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:04,560 Speaker 6: You can just try me. 1158 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,440 Speaker 2: They brought up bad baby, but that is. 1159 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:11,560 Speaker 3: Perfect. 1160 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:17,080 Speaker 5: It's like the world's biggest memes against oh my, that 1161 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,160 Speaker 5: would be personally. 1162 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:18,680 Speaker 15: I like her. 1163 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,160 Speaker 5: I don't think I could. I feel like I have 1164 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:20,840 Speaker 5: to have somebody. 1165 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:25,760 Speaker 2: I just I just despise a yes, the next attempt 1166 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,440 Speaker 2: to keep her fingernails wrapped around the right wing grifting 1167 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:35,720 Speaker 2: machine sports betting via celebrity boxing. This interaction bummed me 1168 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:39,320 Speaker 2: out for a number of reasons, the first being that 1169 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:44,800 Speaker 2: this cheeky question from Haley almost exactly mirrors how she 1170 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,280 Speaker 2: foreshadowed that her team was about to pull a massive 1171 01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:51,880 Speaker 2: crypto scam a few months ago. This is from the 1172 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,600 Speaker 2: episode of Talk to U with Mark Cuban from back 1173 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:56,280 Speaker 2: in November. 1174 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,000 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I give you some token? 1175 01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:01,560 Speaker 7: How do you okay? 1176 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:03,960 Speaker 3: I'm sure you're gonna watch. I don't know. I'm not 1177 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,480 Speaker 3: a big a fan about me coins. I love crypto, 1178 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,080 Speaker 3: but but you can make some money from it. 1179 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:09,880 Speaker 11: There's no doubt, no doubt, Abo. 1180 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:14,600 Speaker 2: It's exactly the same. And while the cryptosports betting industry 1181 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:19,040 Speaker 2: her former employer better being a pretty solid example of it, 1182 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:23,800 Speaker 2: is a firmly modern act of desperation. For a person 1183 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:27,360 Speaker 2: who's been professionally disgraced or, as in the case of 1184 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:32,200 Speaker 2: many women, professionally disgraced and then humiliated in a very 1185 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:36,000 Speaker 2: gendered way. Even though that is all true here, celebrity 1186 01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,000 Speaker 2: boxing as a means to hang on to relevance predates 1187 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:44,640 Speaker 2: internet culture. And maybe I'm saying this just because I 1188 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,240 Speaker 2: saw it Tanya in theaters fourteen times, but I really 1189 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,040 Speaker 2: do believe this. 1190 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,520 Speaker 15: And her opponent across the ring whiting out of the 1191 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:56,479 Speaker 15: blue corner, wearing the stars and the bars, and also 1192 01:07:56,600 --> 01:08:00,560 Speaker 15: choosing not to disclose her weight to the world class skater, 1193 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,480 Speaker 15: a two time Olympian, a World bronze medalist, and the 1194 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:11,720 Speaker 15: United States trapion, the progismatic and unpredictable Tanya tnt. 1195 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:13,400 Speaker 11: Hiding. 1196 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,920 Speaker 2: This is Tanya Harding, a one time American Olympic figure 1197 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:26,240 Speaker 2: skating forerunner who was extremely unbelievably talented, but was thought 1198 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:30,920 Speaker 2: to lack the precise femininity associated with figure skating. She 1199 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,360 Speaker 2: was a little bit rough around the edges and lacked 1200 01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,960 Speaker 2: the money to get the quote unquote right outfits and 1201 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:42,479 Speaker 2: social graces. She had a difficult life. She was raised 1202 01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:45,280 Speaker 2: by a single mom and was in an abusive marriage, 1203 01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,839 Speaker 2: one that culminated in her then husband, Jeff Galuley, hiring 1204 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:53,559 Speaker 2: the worst hitman of all time to take a crowbar 1205 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:57,640 Speaker 2: to who was painted in the media as Tanya's primary 1206 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:03,000 Speaker 2: figure skating rival at the time, a woman named Nancy Kerrigan, 1207 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,000 Speaker 2: who by the way, was in the same tax bracket 1208 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:10,240 Speaker 2: as Tanya, but was just thought to be better at 1209 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:14,720 Speaker 2: being feminine the world as hell. Tanya's involvement in the 1210 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:19,320 Speaker 2: planning of this attack was and I don't know, minimal, 1211 01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:24,840 Speaker 2: if anything, but it didn't stop this from ruining her career. 1212 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,720 Speaker 2: She was banned from competing professionally in figure skating for 1213 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:34,200 Speaker 2: the rest of her life, and this affected her ability 1214 01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:37,600 Speaker 2: to not just live with dignity, but to make a 1215 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:41,400 Speaker 2: living at all. To quote my favorite movie I Tanya 1216 01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:42,639 Speaker 2: starring Margot Robbie. 1217 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:48,080 Speaker 13: Once I was banned from figure skating for life, I 1218 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,360 Speaker 13: didn't have a lot of options. 1219 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,800 Speaker 2: Did what I had to do to just stay in 1220 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,960 Speaker 2: the public eye. And hey, the bills breeze. 1221 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:02,720 Speaker 13: I was the second most person behind Bill Clinton in 1222 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:10,320 Speaker 13: the world. That meant something. People still wanted to see me. 1223 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:15,879 Speaker 13: So I became the lady boxer. 1224 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:19,719 Speaker 2: And so Tanya turned to one of the only ways 1225 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,960 Speaker 2: that she could make money on that name, because she 1226 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,000 Speaker 2: was no longer a name that could sell products like 1227 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,560 Speaker 2: Nancy Kerrigan could, and she wasn't allowed to participate in 1228 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:34,000 Speaker 2: figure skating professionally at all, and so she had to 1229 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:38,759 Speaker 2: get creative. And there was this show called Celebrity Boxing 1230 01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:41,160 Speaker 2: that started in two thousand and two. 1231 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:44,240 Speaker 3: Let's Get Ride. 1232 01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:52,880 Speaker 2: This was a franchise version of something that had proven 1233 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,920 Speaker 2: to make for a pretty successful pay per view event 1234 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:58,880 Speaker 2: all the way back in the nineties, and would usually 1235 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:03,559 Speaker 2: pair up two people who were once very culturally relevant 1236 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:07,680 Speaker 2: for some reason, but now were slightly less so a 1237 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:12,439 Speaker 2: great example is about between former seventies teen idols Danny 1238 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:18,760 Speaker 2: Bonaducci and Donnie Osmond. Celebrity Boxing, Not for Nothing, is 1239 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,960 Speaker 2: a show that started airing on Fox around the same 1240 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:25,599 Speaker 2: time that Girls Gone Wild, The show that would provide 1241 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:29,080 Speaker 2: a template of humiliating drunk women that would lead to 1242 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,880 Speaker 2: the Tim and D YouTube channel that Haley Welsh popped 1243 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:36,120 Speaker 2: off on, was at its peak of popularity. But celebrity 1244 01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:40,600 Speaker 2: Boxing was a place where, as Tanya's character describes, notorious 1245 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:44,360 Speaker 2: figures could take a last pass at monetizing their name 1246 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:49,639 Speaker 2: by facing off against either another celebrity or a known boxer, 1247 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:54,640 Speaker 2: and more often than not have their ass kicked. And 1248 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:58,440 Speaker 2: because most of these figures had been somehow publicly disgriced 1249 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:03,360 Speaker 2: already does or not, because plenty of these are deserved. 1250 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,160 Speaker 16: Tonight you will witness an extraordinary boxing match between two 1251 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:10,120 Speaker 16: celebrities who, until six weeks ago would never set foot 1252 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,160 Speaker 16: in a boxing ring. Let me introduce you to our 1253 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:17,720 Speaker 16: first fighter tonight in the Red Corner, comedian and star 1254 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:21,439 Speaker 16: of the hit BBC two series The Office, mister Ricky Gervais. 1255 01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:25,400 Speaker 2: This is where Tanya Harding ends up in two thousand 1256 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:28,960 Speaker 2: and two, and in a twist that made me so 1257 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:33,439 Speaker 2: mad and sad, Tanya is matched up against a woman 1258 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:37,280 Speaker 2: named Paula Jones, who was also dragged through the mud 1259 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:42,799 Speaker 2: in nineteen nineties tabloid culture because Paula Jones credibly accused 1260 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:48,879 Speaker 2: Bill Clinton of sexual harassment May ninety one. Bill Clinton 1261 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:54,120 Speaker 2: harassed me on the job and then basically told me, 1262 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:55,720 Speaker 2: let's keep this between ourselves. 1263 01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:57,840 Speaker 11: I just pretended that it didn't happen. 1264 01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:02,200 Speaker 2: And what's worse, La Jones stepping into the ring was 1265 01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:07,280 Speaker 2: said to be because Amy Fisher aka yet another nineteen 1266 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:10,800 Speaker 2: nineties woman who was publicly disgraced in spite of being 1267 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:15,000 Speaker 2: a victim of sexual abuse, called the Long Island Lolita, 1268 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:18,000 Speaker 2: was not able to attend the. 1269 01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:25,240 Speaker 15: Winner by technical knockout Kanya Tea and ten. Are you 1270 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:29,200 Speaker 15: surprised that Paula, who's never completed at any. 1271 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:31,880 Speaker 2: Level like this and has never trained for sports at your. 1272 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,719 Speaker 15: Level, was able to go into the third drone? 1273 01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:35,120 Speaker 7: Oh, she did really well. 1274 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:37,080 Speaker 2: I knew that both of us would. 1275 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,880 Speaker 7: Come in and get to know each other a little bit, 1276 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,719 Speaker 7: and you know, it wasn't a catfite. 1277 01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,479 Speaker 1: It was that it was more like a boxing match, 1278 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,280 Speaker 1: but have fun all at the same time. And you 1279 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:46,599 Speaker 1: know I knocked her down a few times. 1280 01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,320 Speaker 5: That's all I'm happening. 1281 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:50,080 Speaker 2: This is a clear pattern. When you look at the 1282 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:53,840 Speaker 2: history of celebrity boxing, you're hard pressed to find a 1283 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:58,400 Speaker 2: man competing who isn't either trying to recapture relevance, has 1284 01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:01,280 Speaker 2: been credibly accused or convey did of a sex crime 1285 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:05,320 Speaker 2: or both. And with women, you're more likely to find 1286 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:09,960 Speaker 2: someone who has just been publicly shamed in an extreme way, 1287 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,760 Speaker 2: whether you think they deserved it or not. Men are 1288 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:17,800 Speaker 2: trying to bounce back from something that they did, and 1289 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:21,559 Speaker 2: most women are people that others will pay to see 1290 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:25,040 Speaker 2: punched in the face. What's clear is that this is 1291 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:28,200 Speaker 2: not what Tanya Harding wanted for her life. It was 1292 01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,000 Speaker 2: a choice that she made out of a need to survive. 1293 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:35,800 Speaker 2: She wanted to not be publicly humiliated in the first place, 1294 01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:39,840 Speaker 2: just like Paula Jones or Amy Fisher didn't want And 1295 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,000 Speaker 2: like Hailey Welch, Tanya was from a working class family 1296 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:48,000 Speaker 2: and didn't have anyone looking out for her financially or emotionally. 1297 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:52,559 Speaker 2: And like Hailey Welch, Tanya Harding did fuck up at 1298 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,799 Speaker 2: different times, unlike Hailey Welch, who was a generational athlete. 1299 01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,720 Speaker 2: But you can talk to me about that, Ata Bar 1300 01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:01,720 Speaker 2: I love talking about on your herding. And while there 1301 01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:05,880 Speaker 2: are new venues for celebrity boxing today, I will remind 1302 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:10,040 Speaker 2: you how successful the Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson Netflix 1303 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:14,160 Speaker 2: match was last year. The gender dynamics kind of remain 1304 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:18,439 Speaker 2: the same. The men are credibly accused of sex crimes 1305 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:23,600 Speaker 2: and washed up. The women have been publicly humiliated, and 1306 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:28,519 Speaker 2: their faults are generally connected to survival. But all of 1307 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:33,560 Speaker 2: it is out of some desperation. It sucks it is 1308 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:38,280 Speaker 2: very American. Hailey is willing to sign up for this 1309 01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:42,120 Speaker 2: not because she is secretly wanted to box for her 1310 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:44,920 Speaker 2: whole life, but because it is a way for her 1311 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:48,200 Speaker 2: to make money and keep her name out there, and 1312 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:52,760 Speaker 2: regardless of whether it works, whether it's humiliating, or whether 1313 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,760 Speaker 2: it matches up with how she wants her life to go. 1314 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:59,400 Speaker 2: And maybe it'll be fun. I hope it is. But 1315 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,880 Speaker 2: from where where I'm sitting, it's just the next grift. 1316 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:07,000 Speaker 2: So Haley, welch, I'm gonna take a shot in the 1317 01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:14,880 Speaker 2: dark here. Your sixteenth minute ends now, and for your 1318 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:19,679 Speaker 2: moment of fun. Here is KSI describing Los Angeles as 1319 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,840 Speaker 2: a state, not a city, And there are at least 1320 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:27,400 Speaker 2: five people in the room and no one pushes back goodbye. 1321 01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:28,519 Speaker 2: You've been to the. 1322 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,280 Speaker 3: US a few times, right, way too many times? 1323 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,040 Speaker 5: You have a favorite state or anything? 1324 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:37,040 Speaker 11: Favorite state? Definitely not La? Definitely I can agree with 1325 01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:37,479 Speaker 11: you on that. 1326 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:37,960 Speaker 5: Agree. 1327 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:40,760 Speaker 11: I feel like LA's just gone downhill over the years. 1328 01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:47,840 Speaker 14: Man sixteenth Minute is a production of fol Zone Media 1329 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:51,599 Speaker 14: and iheartwoy Depp. It is written, hosted, and produced by 1330 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,799 Speaker 14: me Jamie Loftus. 1331 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:56,320 Speaker 2: Our executive producers are Sophie Lichtman and Robert Evans. The 1332 01:16:56,400 --> 01:17:00,360 Speaker 2: amazing Ian Johnson is our supervising producer and our editor. 1333 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:04,760 Speaker 2: Our theme song is by Sad thirteen. Voice acting is 1334 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:07,800 Speaker 2: from Grant Crater and pet Shout outs to our dog 1335 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:11,400 Speaker 2: producer Anderson, my cats fleeing Casper, and my pet rock Bird, 1336 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,400 Speaker 2: who will outlive us all. Bye.