Speaker 1: Hey, it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning and it's Saturday,
Speaker 1: which yeah, is for Second Date updates.
Speaker 2: It's a double the fun type of situation.
Speaker 1: We got two classics back to back, and we started
Speaker 1: this last week where we're kind of hosting one of
Speaker 1: our full hour episodes every Sunday. Yes, yeah, so tomorrow
Speaker 1: you're gonna get a full hour episode on this feed
Speaker 1: a little bit more and maybe you're not ready for it.
Speaker 2: How do people feel last week about it? Alexis, We
Speaker 2: had a lot of comments.
Speaker 3: I mean, Evan plays Lax said they finally switch from
Speaker 3: the Second Date update to the full show and it's
Speaker 3: way better on it took me three years to do it.
Speaker 4: You go.
Speaker 3: And then Riha said, I didn't hate it, but honestly,
Speaker 3: I was just confused because the segments felt random and
Speaker 3: I didn't know what was going on most of the time.
Speaker 2: Show exactly. I can see that.
Speaker 1: Like if you're used to like an hour podcast where
Speaker 1: people just talk NonStop about the same stuff for an hour,
Speaker 1: this is very different.
Speaker 2: This is an hour of our radio show.
Speaker 1: It's a bunch of different segments that are all smashed together,
Speaker 1: and soon.
Speaker 5: Someone's gonna go I have an idea, you guys should
Speaker 5: play music in between the segments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, radio show and then do it live. Hey yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, Well tomorrow you're in for it. Whether you
Speaker 2: like it or not, we get another Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you don't like it, just don't listen, and then
Speaker 1: come back Monday for your brand new Second Date update.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's the classics. Enjoy.
Speaker 5: If you're driving to work right now, or to school,
Speaker 5: or you're about to get out of the car and
Speaker 5: turn your radio off. I just ask one thing from
Speaker 5: you that at some point later today you go to
Speaker 5: our podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey and look under the
Speaker 5: second Dates for the title Mexican Crection. Okay, because what
Speaker 5: you're gonna hear is one of the most hilarious accidental
Speaker 5: situations ever that happened to one of our listeners while
Speaker 5: he was on a trip in.
Speaker 2: Mexico and it wasn't even tequila's fault.
Speaker 5: Well no, although tequila did play a role in what
Speaker 5: happened that day, So make sure you check it out.
Speaker 5: For the lucky ones who are about to hear this
Speaker 5: live on the radio, though, get ready for your extra
Speaker 5: Cray Cray edition of a Second Date Update. It's coming up.
Speaker 6: Next, second date, up date.
Speaker 5: How come whenever I go on vacations, I never meet
Speaker 5: anybody interesting or sexy or cool.
Speaker 2: Ever, I think it's because you have to talk to people.
Speaker 5: I do talk to people.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You're just like, you're kind of like
Speaker 2: a quiet guy sometimes.
Speaker 5: Sure, I'm a good listener, Yes, thank you, bro. I
Speaker 5: just meet the weirdos like Dale, the severely sunburned pharmacist
Speaker 5: who's celebrating his third divorce. So people, Yeah, you just
Speaker 5: don't meet the right people. And then the guy makes
Speaker 5: me pay for all the drinks on the booze cruise
Speaker 5: that we're on.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 5: But that wasn't the case for one of our listeners, Drew,
Speaker 5: who says he went down to Mexico for a vacation
Speaker 5: recently and ended up meeting an awesome woman while he
Speaker 5: was there. So let's talk to him about it. Drew,
Speaker 5: How you doing, man, dude, I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Are we making an international call to Mexico?
Speaker 4: No, I'm back, but I was in Mexico and I'm
Speaker 4: really confused. I need your help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're on the phone from here. I'm
Speaker 1: wondering about her. Yeah, yeah, we call her in the
Speaker 1: next part of this.
Speaker 4: She's here, but you know, China in touch with her.
Speaker 4: Maybe you guys can help.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll tell us how you met her.
Speaker 4: So look, so I was in Mexico. I go with
Speaker 4: my family every year. It's like this whole thing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: and I had like twenty minutes to spare, and I'm
Speaker 4: I just as I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry to interrupt, but it's not like your wife kids, right,
Speaker 1: I just make sure.
Speaker 4: When you say no, I know it's my aunt uncles.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I just didn't interrupt, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it is important. Yeah, but no. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm at the pool and I'm by myself at the bar,
Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, this like chick comes up
Speaker 4: to me and her name is Chrissy. Turns out, apparently
Speaker 4: we clicked. Yeah, like from Three's Company.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah, do you have a more modern reference
Speaker 5: than that one, because I don't think we know.
Speaker 2: You don't sound that old.
Speaker 4: Well no I'm not, but hey, I like reruns. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 4: by the boy, and this Kirsty comes up to me
Speaker 4: and we start talking, and apparently we clicked right away
Speaker 4: because this old couple that was like swimming by us,
Speaker 4: came up to us, and that's just how long we
Speaker 4: were married.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You know, what's a good sign When a total stranger
Speaker 5: thinks that you have such a good chemistry with someone,
Speaker 5: you must have been with them forever. Yeah, yeah, or
Speaker 5: you're dating or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it was crazy, so I kind of just
Speaker 4: went with it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you pretended to be married to this old couple.
Speaker 4: No, not to the old couple me and Chrissy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like anything, Brook says, You're not really the.
Speaker 5: Way you say words, Brooke, it's important that sense totally
Speaker 5: communicating right now. I didn't pretend to marry well the
Speaker 5: way you said, that's what I meant.
Speaker 1: Like, you pretended in front of the old people to them,
Speaker 1: they thought you were married.
Speaker 9: Yes, anyway, I kind of fell in love with her.
Speaker 4: I spent five hours with her.
Speaker 2: Wee kind of down.
Speaker 5: How much drinking that's a good question.
Speaker 4: In Mexico, any went for me. But look, we hit
Speaker 4: it off. Turns out we're from the same area, we
Speaker 4: know the same people.
Speaker 5: Like to be what that is whole world?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we were supposed to meet up the next
Speaker 4: day and I haven't heard from her, So.
Speaker 2: You spent all day at the pool together. Did you
Speaker 2: guys go anywhere else besides the pool and the bar?
Speaker 4: No? Five hours in the water, just drinking and laughing
Speaker 4: and pretending we're married.
Speaker 2: Wait, we were supposed to be up with her at
Speaker 2: the resort, get her back home.
Speaker 4: We were supposed to go walk on the beach in
Speaker 4: the morning. And then she texted me and she said
Speaker 4: that she had an early flight, which I understood. Okay,
Speaker 4: But now that we're back, we're in the same area, Like,
Speaker 4: why isn't she getting back to me. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not really a date that you went
Speaker 1: on though, right, So it's like, although you were flirting
Speaker 1: and you were doing the thing, Like, I don't know, what.
Speaker 5: More could you need from a date than like drinking
Speaker 5: and flirting and hanging out for five straight hours. What
Speaker 5: more would qualify as a date?
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, like when you're on vacation, you just think of
Speaker 1: like vacation zone and real life zone, and then they
Speaker 1: don't overlap.
Speaker 2: There's like vacation boyfriends. Yeah, yeah, like back.
Speaker 10: To real life.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I didn't know the rules.
Speaker 6: Vacation is different.
Speaker 2: I need Alexis to say everything I'm trying to say, because.
Speaker 5: In so how long has it been since you've been back.
Speaker 4: It's been two weeks and I checked her every other day.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be too hard, but you know,
Speaker 4: like we had such a good time.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you send it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Are you just saying, hey, what's up? You're sending her
Speaker 2: picks that you guys took together.
Speaker 4: Oh no, we didn't take any texts. You were in
Speaker 4: the pool.
Speaker 5: But yeah, Brooks, stoping.
Speaker 4: Just get.
Speaker 2: Always take pics at the pool.
Speaker 5: Okay, so weird, but we're gonna come back. We're gonna
Speaker 5: call your Mexican wife, Chrissy, and we're gonna find out
Speaker 5: why she's not wanting to hang out now that you're
Speaker 5: back home together. Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, by the way, she's not Mexican. I just met
Speaker 4: her down there.
Speaker 5: In like she was located in Mexican. Okay, now now
Speaker 5: I'm being the condition. All right, this might be a
Speaker 5: train wreck when we do your second date update right
Speaker 5: after this hold.
Speaker 6: On second date update.
Speaker 5: A chance meeting at a pool in Mexico, a meeting
Speaker 5: that lasted for five wonderful hours, where drinks were flowing,
Speaker 5: water was splashing, old people were admiring them as.
Speaker 6: A great couple.
Speaker 5: It was just the perfect day for our listener, Drew,
Speaker 5: and they were scheduled to meet up to go for
Speaker 5: a walk on the beach together the next morning, but Chrissy,
Speaker 5: the woman that he met, texted him saying she couldn't make.
Speaker 1: It, which she said she had a flight out. Why
Speaker 1: didn't you remember that when she was playing the.
Speaker 5: Very suspicious But now that they're both back home, what's changed?
Speaker 5: Is she sobered up now and suddenly not into it anymore?
Speaker 5: Is she back with her husband and can't see him without,
Speaker 5: you know, making things weird.
Speaker 2: It's actually not a bad question.
Speaker 4: Far.
Speaker 5: We don't know, but we're gonna attempt to find out
Speaker 5: when we call Chrissy here in just a second. First, Drew,
Speaker 5: how we feeling?
Speaker 4: You're good?
Speaker 11: Are you?
Speaker 1: I thought you'd be more nervous because you dropped a
Speaker 1: lot of emotions when we were talking to you. I mean,
Speaker 1: you were saying, after five hours, this is love.
Speaker 5: You did use the L word.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 1: Okay, that optimistic, that's good.
Speaker 10: Nervous.
Speaker 5: He's still having a little bit of tequila this morning,
Speaker 5: and there's supported shots all around no comment from Dreke.
Speaker 5: That's okay, your body, lady. We promise we're gonna make
Speaker 5: sure Brook talks as little as possible when we call.
Speaker 2: Chrissy here, I'm promising nothing.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, then we're doom from the start. But here
Speaker 5: we go Chrissy. Hello, Hey is this Chrissy?
Speaker 7: This is what should you say?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I guess we could say Spanish? Na yea, that's
Speaker 5: going it's already off to a bad start here. We're
Speaker 5: a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, Hi, We're.
Speaker 5: We do a segment on our show called the Second
Speaker 5: Date Update, and we're hoping that you would be a
Speaker 5: part of it.
Speaker 11: I mean, can you tell me more about like what's
Speaker 11: going on?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's where we help our listeners who met
Speaker 5: somebody or have gone on a date with someone they
Speaker 5: really like try and reconnect for another date. And that
Speaker 5: happened recently with a guy named Drew down in Mexico.
Speaker 5: At least that's what we heard.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah Drew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said he's been texting you for like the
Speaker 1: past two weeks and he hasn't heard much of anything back.
Speaker 6: He talked to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got a little bit of background about what
Speaker 5: happened that you guys met in a pool and you
Speaker 5: guys hung out there for five hours.
Speaker 2: He said, it was a great time. Like drinks are flowing.
Speaker 2: It just felt like you guys were clicking.
Speaker 5: You even pretended like you were married at one point.
Speaker 7: Anytime I feel like you're in a pool and drinks
Speaker 7: are flowing, it's a good time.
Speaker 5: You always pretend you're married to someone when you get
Speaker 5: in a pool.
Speaker 11: No, that was the first time, but I don't know
Speaker 11: after we were in the pool for a while, Like
Speaker 11: you said, five hours we were there.
Speaker 6: But it's a long time.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean it's a long time. We got to
Speaker 11: know each other. It was great. He's a great dude,
Speaker 11: but he's kind of the lightweight because okay, not that
Speaker 11: I have a drinking problem or anything.
Speaker 1: It's always good when you established that first hours straight
Speaker 1: and didn't.
Speaker 4: Feel a thing.
Speaker 8: We are to get tequila for five hours and I
Speaker 8: was just ready to keep the party going.
Speaker 11: But Drew just was ready to.
Speaker 7: End the night.
Speaker 2: And yes, do you.
Speaker 5: Yourself better than he does.
Speaker 2: Maybe it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You're out in the sun, it's hot. I'm sure you're dehydrated, Like,
Speaker 1: that's a long time. Anybody needs a nap after that.
Speaker 8: I totally get that, and I was headed to take
Speaker 8: a nap after I wanted to go get one more drink,
Speaker 8: you know, And I pulled up to the hotel.
Speaker 11: Bar okay, and I met someone. Wait wait, okay, Andrew
Speaker 11: and I were not hooking up that day. That was
Speaker 11: a fun, little, fun little thing in the pool.
Speaker 7: But then I really met somebody and I feel like
Speaker 7: I connected with him. He was an older gentleman and.
Speaker 11: I was instantly attracted to him. He was my type,
Speaker 11: and he just like really seemed like he had his
Speaker 11: stuff together, you know, like there was no red flag.
Speaker 5: Wow you good luck with men and Mexico.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. But wait, are you still dating the guy?
Speaker 11: Things were going so well that night that we continued.
Speaker 2: Them, continued them.
Speaker 9: Is here, oh back home?
Speaker 5: So you're still seeing Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yes, an you I mean yeah, he's from around here.
Speaker 11: And I just I really really liked Drew. He was
Speaker 11: a great guy. I had a lot of fun with
Speaker 11: him that day, but I didn't know if he was
Speaker 11: like the type that I wanted to go out with again.
Speaker 7: He was just somebody that I was hanging out with
Speaker 7: for the day and it was fun, like I made
Speaker 7: a friend.
Speaker 11: For the day.
Speaker 5: Look, that's totally fair, and you're absolutely allowed to meet
Speaker 5: who you want. But here's an idea, because since it's
Speaker 5: still early in your relationship with this other guy and
Speaker 5: you're just starting things off with this person, so I
Speaker 5: don't know what his name is Bruce? Actually, okay, why
Speaker 5: not continue to go out and see Drew and Bruce?
Speaker 1: I mean, if if you're honest with Bruce, is right,
Speaker 1: I mean I could think about it, but balancing too mad,
Speaker 1: it's pretty hard.
Speaker 4: You met hold on, you met somebody named Bruce there.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Christy, I need to let you know that Drew
Speaker 5: has actually been on the other line listening this entire time.
Speaker 4: You're joking.
Speaker 5: No, No, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 11: Or what are you doing? Like, why are you doing
Speaker 11: this to me? Well?
Speaker 4: I was wanting to know why you weren't getting in
Speaker 4: touch with me. But now I'm a little confused because
Speaker 4: there's not that many Bruce is out there, and you
Speaker 4: know that I was with my uncle and his name
Speaker 4: is Bruce, So.
Speaker 6: What can't be Drew?
Speaker 11: No, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: Why Wait? What did Bruce look like? Can you please
Speaker 4: tell me kind of important? He was an.
Speaker 11: Older gentleman, and he was pretty tall, probably like six
Speaker 11: foot two, and he was wearing a really nice watch.
Speaker 11: He had a very nice beard eyes.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me with that? It's my uncle, Drew?
Speaker 11: Why?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm in shock. I thought we had a
Speaker 4: thing going.
Speaker 11: It makes sense why he's from here too.
Speaker 5: I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 2: The way the uncle was an upgrade from our boy.
Speaker 2: Don't bring it.
Speaker 6: Down like that, I.
Speaker 11: Drew, Drew, listen, since I'll probably see you at family reunions.
Speaker 7: It's not.
Speaker 10: Jump in that like.
Speaker 2: It's that serious with this uncle, Bruce. Are we telling
Speaker 2: him huncle because he's like a hunky uncle. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Speaker 5: Let's not call him anything, call him Bruce.
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm sorry, my boo right now.
Speaker 4: But well, you know he's a recovering alcoholic.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's way more put together.
Speaker 4: I can't believe my uncle didn't even tell I told
Speaker 4: them all about you and were going to go out.
Speaker 7: He must have thought I was too good to be true,
Speaker 7: so he found me himself.
Speaker 4: But hold on, why didn't you just answer me? Though?
Speaker 7: I didn't know how to tell you that I was
Speaker 7: seeing somebody else, and I don't really see two people
Speaker 7: out of time usually.
Speaker 2: But she probably just feels too like she didn't owe
Speaker 2: you much. You know. It's like, I mean, it sucks.
Speaker 1: I agree she should have responded, but people don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people ghost all the time. Called you a friend
Speaker 2: for the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just had a different feel.
Speaker 4: I really thought I thought we had I don't whatever.
Speaker 4: You know what hafne with Bruce and I mean, would
Speaker 4: you like to go out one more time?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 5: Well, sounds like he's still a little bit interested, so
Speaker 5: we should ask Chrissy, would you like to go out
Speaker 5: with Bruce's nephew for a day? We'll pay for that date.
Speaker 11: I was gonna say, I might have to check with Bruce.
Speaker 11: Bru's allowed out of the house past his bedtime.
Speaker 12: Cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, true, man, I'm sorry, dude, I don't think we're
Speaker 5: gonna be able to get you a date here.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go on vacation with your uncle ever. Again,
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
Speaker 4: Every year.
Speaker 10: Fruk and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I know, I said it was going to be awkward
Speaker 5: for him at the holidays, but think about their next
Speaker 5: Mexico vacation because Drew said it's a family tradition where
Speaker 5: they go every year. Imagine we were having to lay
Speaker 5: out on the beach and he has to watch Uncle
Speaker 5: Bruce with his hot young girlfriend while she rubs lotion
Speaker 5: all over Uncle's back.
Speaker 1: There's only one answer to this, Jeffrey, and that's that
Speaker 1: Drew meets Chrissy's aunt.
Speaker 2: I mean, can't fire without fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I hope she's got a single ant.
Speaker 5: Will yeah, Oh, we have to make that happen.
Speaker 1: If anything, we have to get well, I guess we
Speaker 1: don't get a second date update update with Drew, but
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear how Chrissy and the uncle turn out.
Speaker 2: Is that wrong can go to Mexico with them and
Speaker 2: see it all go down on it?
Speaker 5: We need to do a remote broadcast from a tropical
Speaker 5: vacation place like this will be perfect. This resorted, we
Speaker 5: find out which one, we'll probably all end up with
Speaker 5: Uncle Bruce if we're not careful. But if you ever
Speaker 5: want to get a second date update for yourself, you
Speaker 5: can email us at Brook and Jeffrey. We'll call that
Speaker 5: person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: It's always good to make the ladies scream, which is
Speaker 5: why all of Jose's dates happen at haunted houses.
Speaker 2: Is way more innocent that I thought.
Speaker 5: One of our listeners says he got it done a
Speaker 5: different way when he rolled up to the parking lot,
Speaker 5: opened the trunk of his car, and his date couldn't
Speaker 5: help but start screaming. Now was it good screaming, bad
Speaker 5: screaming or one of those dry, emotionless screams. We're gonna
Speaker 5: find out in a second date up date that's coming
Speaker 5: up right after.
Speaker 6: This second date up date, alexis.
Speaker 5: How do you feel about a guy bringing you a
Speaker 5: gift on a first date? Do you like a guy
Speaker 5: to have a present or do you require it?
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say it depends on what it is.
Speaker 2: You know, like I require something.
Speaker 5: But preferred don't show what just cash exchange.
Speaker 2: That takes the date to a different type of relation.
Speaker 5: Whatever, Loox, this is into you her have it okay
Speaker 5: side business. But I only asked because one of our
Speaker 5: listeners says he showed up to his first date with
Speaker 5: a special surprise for his lady and it wasn't your
Speaker 5: stereotypical flowers with a box of Plan B.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should not be in the Plan B.
Speaker 3: Is I mean, come Hans.
Speaker 5: Mom didn't use it and she came about But you
Speaker 5: know what, where's the romans being prepared? Is hot? Okay?
Speaker 5: We're going to get to the gifts specifically in a second,
Speaker 5: but first, Kyle is the one who emailed us, so
Speaker 5: welcome to the show man.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, how are you doing?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 2: God, we're giving you all sorts of ideas for your
Speaker 2: next date.
Speaker 5: Kyle, know your gift, Kyle, I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 4: We do.
Speaker 5: But first tell us about this lucky lady that you met.
Speaker 5: Where did you meet her?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 9: We met online on you know, one of the ashsa okay,
Speaker 9: and we clicked. I thought she's really hot and I
Speaker 9: hope she I think she liked me.
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 5: By the way, did you even catch that in the profile?
Speaker 6: Or who cares?
Speaker 4: Her name is Sarah?
Speaker 2: Sara Sarah okay?
Speaker 1: But what made I mean, there's a lot of hot
Speaker 1: girls on the dating apps, like, what made her stand
Speaker 1: out so much that you.
Speaker 2: Wanted to bring her a surprise gift with him? Is
Speaker 2: that it's that easy? Is that right?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 9: You know it is like a visual medium. So, I mean,
Speaker 9: she was really pretty. I'll just say it, she's really pretty.
Speaker 2: Buy her affection. I see.
Speaker 5: I don't know, is that how it was that you're
Speaker 5: making it seem like weird.
Speaker 1: I can ask them why she stood out. Nobody had
Speaker 1: an answer.
Speaker 2: Because it's hot.
Speaker 5: Well that's what dating is.
Speaker 2: Broke a lot more.
Speaker 5: Just go watch a nineties movie and get your jobs
Speaker 5: off there.
Speaker 1: Like both parts at the grocery store and then like
Speaker 1: I've a whole.
Speaker 2: I just want them to have. Most people have a connection,
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Besides, in the modern dating world, no, they don't.
Speaker 2: Truly to so many. Okay, we're getting off track. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to argue about this anymore.
Speaker 5: I apologize. She has no idea how modern dating were.
Speaker 6: How did you know how bond?
Speaker 9: Well, so we started talking about TV shows, okay, and
Speaker 9: I asked her what what her favorite show is. She
Speaker 9: said she didn't own a TV.
Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa, that's wild.
Speaker 2: I went through a phase like that.
Speaker 5: No, I get it. No TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but you have.
Speaker 5: I know, not driving a car with my feet.
Speaker 1: You honestly like you're a single woman, you're living by yourself,
Speaker 1: like you just watch your shows on your laptop.
Speaker 2: You don't need the TV. Is that what it is?
Speaker 9: Well, she her roommate had the TV and she moved out,
Speaker 9: and so she just never got another.
Speaker 6: Okay laptop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, See that's not doesn't sound like a lot
Speaker 1: of bonding if you were talking about your favorite TV
Speaker 1: shows and she doesn't own a TV.
Speaker 9: On their first conversation, you know, so on a whim,
Speaker 9: I bought her a TV.
Speaker 1: Whoa, oh, so, who did you awkwardly carry it into
Speaker 1: a restaurant?
Speaker 4: I put it in my car.
Speaker 7: I see, Oh my god, record TVs are not as
Speaker 7: expective as.
Speaker 5: They used to people.
Speaker 9: TV how many inches forty three inches? There was a
Speaker 9: nice TV. It had Roku Oh.
Speaker 1: Wow, smart TV, nice time, something like something my parents
Speaker 1: would say.
Speaker 5: All right, and you said it was in the trunk
Speaker 5: of your car.
Speaker 9: Yeah, put it in my trunk. So I took it
Speaker 9: to the date and I told her, hey, I've got
Speaker 9: a surprise for you.
Speaker 2: What There is no way she was expecting that.
Speaker 5: Water you get it in front of her?
Speaker 2: Wait are we at the beginning of the date when
Speaker 2: you gave it to her?
Speaker 9: At the end, I pulled up and I showed her
Speaker 9: the TV.
Speaker 5: It's amazing. That is so cool.
Speaker 11: We've never heard on TV give on the first.
Speaker 5: Dame, although I have heard of. I have heard of
Speaker 5: guys being like, hey, I have a surprise for you
Speaker 5: in the trunk of my car, and then the story
Speaker 5: usually goes totally.
Speaker 2: Shouble and some duct tape. Yeah, but wait, what was
Speaker 2: her reaction?
Speaker 4: Well, she was happy, she screamed.
Speaker 9: She was like, oh this is amazing.
Speaker 6: Uh oh wow, okay.
Speaker 2: After because then you know if she actually likes you.
Speaker 5: But that's you know, you could have also said, would
Speaker 5: have been like, we could either go back and try
Speaker 5: it out Netflix and chill, or we can continue our date.
Speaker 9: Well, I actually installed it for her too.
Speaker 1: So you did go back to Really wait, did you
Speaker 1: guys go to dinner at all?
Speaker 2: Or did you Was the TV the whole date at
Speaker 2: this point wondering.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we had dinner?
Speaker 2: Oh you did?
Speaker 4: Oh god?
Speaker 1: She must have been like so excited to go home
Speaker 1: and try out the new TV.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 5: TV nerds.
Speaker 2: I don't thought she was excited, he said she was.
Speaker 5: I mean with the Roku probably how did it go?
Speaker 2: Can't get over that?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I brought it up to her apartment, hung it
Speaker 9: up on the wall, and then you know, we watched
Speaker 9: TV and I spent the night on the couch and
Speaker 9: she went to her room.
Speaker 1: Nothing happened, but okay, she invited you to spend the night.
Speaker 9: Right, we were just watching TV and she fell asleep.
Speaker 9: She went to go sleep in her bed.
Speaker 5: Okay, she must have just took the couch on you.
Speaker 1: But that's like a good comfort level, Like you meet
Speaker 1: somebody on a first day and you allow them not
Speaker 1: only to come.
Speaker 2: To your house but to stay the night. That's good,
Speaker 2: it's good. That's a good sign that she trusts you.
Speaker 5: So what's happened since then?
Speaker 9: Well, so we hung out one other time, but it
Speaker 9: was like kind of short and I don't know. I
Speaker 9: was just getting like a weird vibe from her.
Speaker 5: Please tell me you did not ask for the TV
Speaker 5: back after this all happened. We definitely had gotten a
Speaker 5: show Who've been hurt and they've asked for like, oh, well,
Speaker 5: now I want half of my bill back because she
Speaker 5: doesn't want to see me anymore.
Speaker 9: No, No, I'm not that petty.
Speaker 1: I was thinking she'd say, oh, I had a computer,
Speaker 1: but my roommate took it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you opened the world in Netflix and
Speaker 3: chilled for her now yeah.
Speaker 2: Or she just chilled by herself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, true, Well we'll find out when we call her
Speaker 5: and see if she even picks up and takes a
Speaker 5: break from watching Murders in the Apartment or whatever in
Speaker 5: the building murders. I didn't watch it, so but we'll
Speaker 5: find out what she's doing. That should be the sequel,
Speaker 5: but for now we're focused on our second date update
Speaker 5: when we come back right after this second date update,
Speaker 5: I think all of us have imagined going on to
Speaker 5: a giant game show one day, winning and taking home
Speaker 5: an awesome prize like a forty three inch smart TV
Speaker 5: with rogue. But a girl named Sarah didn't have to
Speaker 5: do all of that. She just had to go on
Speaker 5: one date with our listener Kyle, who gifted her a
Speaker 5: brand new flat screen just.
Speaker 2: Because she'd mentioned. She didn't actually showed up. It wasn't
Speaker 2: even at the end.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all because her roommate had taken her last
Speaker 5: one when she moved out. But after installing it for
Speaker 5: her and watching it together, she's been acting a little
Speaker 5: bit weird. Those are Kyle's words. And he doesn't know.
Speaker 1: Why I got a second time, but apparently it was
Speaker 1: so short that there's not even a description of the hangout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like it was that bad.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the reasoning is. But we're about
Speaker 5: to call Sarah here in a second. But brook what
Speaker 5: do you think and what are your thoughts before we
Speaker 5: reach out to Sarah.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was just too much, too quick, because she's like,
Speaker 1: she didn't ask for the TV, even though she was
Speaker 1: excited about it.
Speaker 6: I didn't think of that.
Speaker 5: It different too big of a TV, is what Brooks said.
Speaker 5: You should have gone like a thirty inch maybe one
Speaker 5: that had a VHS player in it or something. It
Speaker 5: wasn't even a four case. But Kyle, we're going to
Speaker 5: try our best to do this for you, Okay.
Speaker 4: All right, I really appreciate it, Yain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if she doesn't agree to another date, are you
Speaker 1: going to be regretful about the TV gift or.
Speaker 4: Do you have a backup gift just in case that's
Speaker 4: a good idea.
Speaker 9: Do you guys have any three giveaways or anything like that.
Speaker 4: We don't.
Speaker 2: We're going to give you a gift card at the
Speaker 2: end of this.
Speaker 5: There and if you want to thank us by giving
Speaker 5: us a TV in return, that's up to you. We're
Speaker 5: not going to pressure you, but most guests you give
Speaker 5: us something as a thank you.
Speaker 2: I have four TVs in my trunk right now, not
Speaker 2: nice ones.
Speaker 5: Or else you would have installed them in your house.
Speaker 5: But still, whatever it is, it's up to you. Let's
Speaker 5: call Sarah and see if she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 5: is this Sarah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Man, Yes, you may wear a show called Brook and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Not a TV show, a radio show. She's really into TV.
Speaker 5: Now, Jeff, We're Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
Speaker 5: Jeff brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is Jeff.
Speaker 5: That's the fourth time I've said it.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna know. You don't know. We're a morning
Speaker 2: radio show.
Speaker 5: Hold on, you want to know the name of our show?
Speaker 11: If I have it, can I help you?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 5: You hopefully can help us because we are doing a
Speaker 5: segment called a second Date update and trying to get
Speaker 5: some answers for one of our listeners. Is that you
Speaker 5: met up with the other night for a hot date.
Speaker 4: To hot dates, I've had several dates.
Speaker 12: I don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think you'll remember once we say his name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Kyle, Oh god, the TV guy. Don't say that?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 11: Why he likes you?
Speaker 2: He said that you're super pretty?
Speaker 5: Why is your reaction that way?
Speaker 12: Because oh my god, dude, that sounds like you have
Speaker 12: a story and I am dying.
Speaker 5: Would you mind sharing a little bit because Kyle is
Speaker 5: totally confused. He doesn't know why there hasn't been another hangout.
Speaker 1: He really yeah, well he knows the last time you
Speaker 1: saw him it didn't go well.
Speaker 6: He must be truly up to Oh my gosh, tooth.
Speaker 6: He's not a.
Speaker 5: Cute Could you explain a little bit because we're totally
Speaker 5: in the dark.
Speaker 12: Okay, have y'all ever had somebody buy you a TV
Speaker 12: on a first date?
Speaker 5: No, just like six or seven times, but yeah, just
Speaker 5: everyone not.
Speaker 2: He thought you were excited about that, were you not?
Speaker 12: I mean it was thoughtful, but I didn't know that
Speaker 12: it was get right to come with all these things. Okay,
Speaker 12: he's putting it up on the wall. Yeah, okay, if
Speaker 12: you called, you want the story, you're about to get
Speaker 12: the story.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm getting back in my seat.
Speaker 5: We're starting with he's putting the TV up on your wall.
Speaker 12: Yes, And while he's installing and everything, he's like, I'm
Speaker 12: really into sports, and I'm like okay, great and everything.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah okay.
Speaker 12: So after it was set up, he kicks off his
Speaker 12: shoes and turns on the game.
Speaker 8: The game?
Speaker 5: What game?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He did he ask you if you wanted to watch
Speaker 2: it with him?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 12: So he's just watching the basketball game and then he says, hey,
Speaker 12: can you get some snacks for.
Speaker 5: Well, now made the full experience of what it's like
Speaker 5: to watch. He's doing the test run for you.
Speaker 2: He should be giving her the snacks then and putting
Speaker 2: her on go home.
Speaker 1: He just feels comfortable with you. He feels like he's
Speaker 1: hanging out. He's trying to bond.
Speaker 4: After one day, Yeah, how.
Speaker 2: Did he stay the night then? Because he said he
Speaker 2: slept on your couch right.
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, so he's so geeked up. He was like, man,
Speaker 12: the resolution, like the picture, Oh, this was a perfect
Speaker 12: place on the wall. And he's still watching the game
Speaker 12: when everything gets a late night game and so I
Speaker 12: was like, well I'm going to bed.
Speaker 5: Well you didn't kick him out, maybe that's like the
Speaker 5: insinuation like, hey, I gotta go you know with me.
Speaker 2: No, I don't like that. I think it meant like
Speaker 2: maybe you just take the TV with you.
Speaker 5: At this point, he didn't get the hint.
Speaker 12: No, he did not get the hip.
Speaker 11: I wake up.
Speaker 12: He's gotten so comfortable he gonna went to the kitchen,
Speaker 12: made him a bowl of cereal and is watching pick
Speaker 12: a ball tournament.
Speaker 2: At least he's independent. You know, you hang out with
Speaker 2: him again?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Yeah, he said there was a second hangout.
Speaker 5: That was what he said.
Speaker 12: Well, I guess the only time that I saw him
Speaker 12: was later on in the day when I got home
Speaker 12: from work.
Speaker 11: In my apartment.
Speaker 2: All day he was still there.
Speaker 9: Okay, hold on, hold on, can I can I.
Speaker 4: Jump in here?
Speaker 2: I think a good time?
Speaker 5: Okay. Yeah, So, Sarah, you should probably know that that's Kyle.
Speaker 5: He's been waiting on the other line wanting.
Speaker 6: To talk to you.
Speaker 12: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Well, actually he's probably in your apartment right the TV.
Speaker 12: But yeah, are you hitting me? He's on the.
Speaker 11: Going way too far?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, hold on, he's installed your TV up on
Speaker 5: the wall for you, So just let's give him a
Speaker 5: chance to explain. Himself.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't do that, bought the TV and installed.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's exactly the problem with the gifts. Actually,
Speaker 2: she owes him nothing.
Speaker 1: But but but he be a good guy that you
Speaker 1: should hear out.
Speaker 5: That's totally different than what I said.
Speaker 9: All right, So I brought you dinner and I invited
Speaker 9: you to join me, and I'm the bad guy. Is
Speaker 9: that so bad?
Speaker 12: You brought pizza knowing I don't eat that.
Speaker 10: No, you didn't.
Speaker 12: Consider me at all. And he fact that you're in
Speaker 12: my house all day after I told you I'm going
Speaker 12: to bed, I gotta go to work.
Speaker 4: You don't want.
Speaker 5: And I'm going outside anyway before this blows up any further.
Speaker 5: And you guys are arguing about he said, She said,
Speaker 5: what is the pizza about?
Speaker 2: Us to dinner? I didn't think that you just brought
Speaker 2: pizza to her house.
Speaker 12: No, he was still at my house.
Speaker 5: Okay, So this is the second night after you guys
Speaker 5: hung out the first time, and he brought dinner to
Speaker 5: till it was evening the next day. What a romantic.
Speaker 2: Jeffersby sarcastic dude.
Speaker 1: It's like an unwritten rule if you stay the night
Speaker 1: at somebody's house you leave in the morning when they leave.
Speaker 5: Okay, but this was the second night, So what's the
Speaker 5: role about the second night?
Speaker 4: Yeah? The rule is you bring pizza.
Speaker 5: That's a good man.
Speaker 12: The rule is that you leave when I said I
Speaker 12: gotta go to bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, guy, is it just me? Or she sounds ungrateful?
Speaker 9: Right? I mean TV? I mean am I crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought yourself a TV. I have not heard
Speaker 5: a thank you one time from her that I have you.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard she already thanked you when you gave
Speaker 2: it to her.
Speaker 9: She's not thanking me now. She's just complaining that I'm
Speaker 9: watching sports.
Speaker 4: But that's what you do in a TV.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 12: I need you to understand this. It's not your house.
Speaker 12: So I'm gonna need you to come and get this TV.
Speaker 12: All right, if you want to, I'm putting it outside.
Speaker 12: But I have done with this.
Speaker 5: Oh, somebody's inviting you over.
Speaker 9: Yeah that sounds like do you want pees?
Speaker 5: And we are going to provide the gift card for
Speaker 5: that pizza.
Speaker 2: Uh, be on the corner.
Speaker 12: Be on the corner. You will not have any access
Speaker 12: to my apartment.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is not as romance.
Speaker 3: I can text the address of the corner in case
Speaker 3: what us wants.
Speaker 4: To make it nice TV.
Speaker 9: You don't put like a free sign on or anything.
Speaker 9: When it's out there, I'm gonna come by it. I'm
Speaker 9: gonna get it.
Speaker 5: What that sounds like a no? I'm sorry, Kyle, but
Speaker 5: I guess we learned a lesson. Never give a woman
Speaker 5: a gift on a first date. Ever.
Speaker 2: No, that's just be normal. You know what, if there's
Speaker 2: no middle ground, Jeffrey, let's go with that.
Speaker 5: Finally we agree on something. It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We're getting too many no's lately, Brook not getting enough yeses,
Speaker 5: and it's starting to make me lose faith in love.
Speaker 5: Oh no, Jack, somebody here isn't doing their jobs. It's
Speaker 5: all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's the guy. He could have just gone home that
Speaker 2: night and he would have had another date. It is
Speaker 2: not my fault.
Speaker 5: Okay, fair, but Brooke, is there any way that maybe
Speaker 5: next time we get a guy on the phone who
Speaker 5: spends forty eight straight hours at a girl's place in
Speaker 5: his underwear watching nothing but sports, can you at least
Speaker 5: try to spin it into a romantic thing.
Speaker 1: Just try it sounds like marriage.
Speaker 2: Is that good?
Speaker 5: I'm doing all the heavy lifting standing up for our listeners.
Speaker 5: You're throwing them right under the bus.
Speaker 1: I started by saying it was good that she let
Speaker 1: him stay because it obviously meant she trusted him. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that it obviously meant that he didn't get
Speaker 1: the messages.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're still on the pessimistic train. I'll need you
Speaker 5: to hop back onto the optimism train and stand up
Speaker 5: for our listeners right or wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have a headache.
Speaker 5: We'll tell some advil at you. Email the show. If
Speaker 5: you have a very easy, simple dating life that we
Speaker 5: could fix without having to stand up for you, email
Speaker 5: the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.