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Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to cools one Media Donna Frogs, the

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Speaker 2: don't know what's going to happen. I'm wearing a very

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Speaker 2: strange hat. I am your host, Margaret Kiljoy, and we

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Speaker 2: are doing tabletop role playing and we're specifically playing Pathfinder.

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Speaker 2: We're playing Pathfinders Second Edition Revised for anyone who wants

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Speaker 2: to nerd out about that kind of thing, which you should,

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Speaker 2: because it's kind of my favorite tabletop role playing game.

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Speaker 2: And I am very lucky because I'm joined by a

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Speaker 2: creator of the original Pathfinder and one of the people

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Speaker 2: involved in the second edition revised. Who's Jason who I'm

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Speaker 2: now going to hand it over to.

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Speaker 4: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Jason, Hi there, everybody.

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Speaker 5: I'm Jason Bowman. I'm the Drifter of games at Paiso,

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Speaker 5: and I'm thrilled to kick off the third episode of

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Speaker 5: Dawn of the Frogs are Game Night Adventure. I hope

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Speaker 5: you were all excited for more fun here today when

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Speaker 5: we last left, are intrepid band of adventurers. Before heroes

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Speaker 5: found themselves in a tiny town called bog Bottom on

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Speaker 5: the north edge of the Isle of Cortos, after having

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Speaker 5: been unceremonously dumped on the shore by a captain because

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Speaker 5: they had no coin in their purse whatsoever. You found

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Speaker 5: yourself in this town desperate for a job, desperfer some action,

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Speaker 5: desperfer some fun. When the townsfolk began to talk and

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Speaker 5: murmur about a number of their fellow townsfolk who had

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Speaker 5: gone missing in the dark, dirty dank depths of the

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Speaker 5: dun Meyer Swamp, somewhere around the old mill. The four

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Speaker 5: of you ventured out to this old mill to find

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Speaker 5: its leaning, dilapidated structure sticking crookedly out of the swamp surface.

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Speaker 5: You ventured inside only to find it infested with beetles

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Speaker 5: and a giant lizard, and upon reaching the top, you

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Speaker 5: These creatures known as boggarts are a well known sight

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Speaker 5: for those who live in the dun Meyer Swamp. Most

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Speaker 5: of them are peaceful, friendly, you know, swamp traders, merchants,

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Speaker 5: were holding a pair of villagers captive and were still

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Speaker 5: they were waiting to ambush the four of you. The

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Speaker 5: battle was fierce. There were people falling through holes to

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Speaker 5: hit people with morning stars, and there was plenty of

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Speaker 5: alchemist fire thrown about the room. But in the end

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Speaker 5: you managed to be victorious, and the four of you

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Speaker 5: rescued a pair of villagers, one Halprin and Paneria, and

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Speaker 5: you dragged their unconscious bodies back to town. They're in

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Speaker 5: bog Bottom. You received a hero's welcome, a feast celebration

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Speaker 5: spontaneously thrown in your honor for rescuing these two. You

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Speaker 5: also managed to recover a fair bit of loot, some

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Speaker 5: of which you have already divvied up amongst you. Some

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Speaker 5: and all sorts of stuff, all sorts of goodies that

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Speaker 5: for everybody introduced themselves briefly and their characters equally briefly.

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Speaker 5: Spite will start with you.

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Speaker 2: I'm Spite. I'm fresh from the crash of the revolutionary

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Speaker 2: named Malanie, and I feel very, very strongly that people

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Speaker 2: should not be in cages. And I am very willing

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Speaker 5: That makes good sense, Trance, why don't you take next?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: I'm Trant. I'm an explosives officionado and insurgent bomber. Some

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Speaker 1: people call me a mad bomber, but I feel like

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Speaker 1: I have a pretty good temper for the most part,

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Speaker 1: and i'm more or less, you know, blow up whatever

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Speaker 1: Spite says, that's okay to blow up. And right now

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling pretty good because I think we all learned

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Speaker 1: a valuable lesson, you know, which is that when you

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Speaker 1: ends well. And that's the only moral lesson I need

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Speaker 5: Lessons are being learned, that's for sure. Mardie, do you

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Speaker 7: Sup?

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Speaker 4: Oh, good stuff. I'm sister murder gon a bow. I'm

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Speaker 4: a souper nan a half hour cleric. That's all you

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Speaker 4: need to know. I got perpetual stew on a bindle

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Speaker 4: and it heals people.

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Speaker 6: And last, but not least, Squash, what's up, gamers? This

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Speaker 6: is Squash here. I'm a rowdy little dog man. I

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Speaker 6: used to rob banks for the Revolution, a little bit

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Speaker 6: for the rev and a little bit for Daddy, and

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Speaker 6: then I got stitched up until my new best friends

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Speaker 6: Bottom is a sword tail. You wouldn't be interested, Squash?

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Speaker 6: That's me.

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Speaker 5: Well, I would hope that everyone's interested in our sword tail,

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Speaker 5: because it continues right now. A larger meal in good

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Speaker 5: Night's rest cures most ailments. And so it is with

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Speaker 5: the adventurers at the Old Mill yesterday. As the first

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Speaker 5: La Drusa, the towns healer looking worried and rather exhausted,

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Speaker 5: as if she did not sleep at all last night.

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Speaker 5: Impatiently waits for you to answer the door. Hurry, she says,

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Speaker 5: the villagers you rescued. They're awake, but they aren't acting

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Speaker 5: they don't remember their lives in town here at all,

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Speaker 5: and I fear if we don't cure them soon, they

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Speaker 5: might forget us all forever. Ledrusa is knocking on each

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Speaker 5: of your doors. Each one of you has your own room,

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Speaker 5: I would assume, or if you like, you can rent

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Speaker 5: the larger adventurer's suite in the moss Pig. I guess

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Speaker 5: we didn't figure that out, But you're all awoken by

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Speaker 5: Ledrusa nonetheless and asked to come with her at your

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Speaker 6: Squash definitely has his own room.

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Speaker 1: Trance preference is probably going to be to crash out

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Speaker 5: The ground, so like in the hallway or like a dog.

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Speaker 5: Yeah sure, okay, yeah, that tracks.

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Speaker 6: Both hands and a foot touching each of our doors.

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Speaker 6: I like pull the door open, just in a jock strap,

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Speaker 6: and I say, Helprin and Panaria they're awake, and I

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Speaker 5: Yes, meet me at the House of Rest as soon

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Speaker 5: as you are ready. La Drusa, who is a kind

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Speaker 5: middle aged elephant woman. She beckons you to come to

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Speaker 5: this place, the House of Rest. It's actually where you

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Speaker 5: took them last night. When you arrived, you were asked

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Speaker 2: Do you think it was the fault of the wheelbarrow?

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Speaker 2: Do you think they were in the wheelbarrow too long?

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Speaker 2: I start looking to Murdy and Tranton squash. Do you

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Speaker 2: wheelbarrow over the path correctly and they maybe hit their heads?

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Speaker 2: And well, no, that doesn't make any sense, because could

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Speaker 2: you imagine if we lived in a world where you

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Speaker 2: went to bed injured and then you woke up still injured.

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Speaker 2: That would be so terrible, What a terrible fantasy that

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Speaker 6: But we live in the real say that.

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Speaker 2: We live in the real world, So why aren't they better?

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Speaker 2: I feel better? And I was hit by a lot

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Speaker 2: of stuff last night. I'm worried about them. And then

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Speaker 2: I start trying to say all this while also putting

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I got a medical theory here, which is, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, when people need to get up in the morning,

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Speaker 1: they have a hot beverage, right, So maybe if we

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Speaker 1: really need to wake people up, we need an even

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Speaker 1: hotter thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you think in fire.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking like maybe a grenade.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you're cooking with gas.

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Speaker 5: The best part of waking up is alchemist fire in

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Speaker 5: your pants.

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Speaker 7: I think we just give them some soup. He'll be fine.

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Speaker 7: Soup eels.

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Speaker 2: All, well, we should get to the House of Rest

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Speaker 2: and hopefully that they got enough rest to Except what

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Speaker 2: do we do if they've changed their personalities but they

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Speaker 2: still genuinely want to go back there. Can we even

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Speaker 2: tell them that they can't?

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Speaker 5: That's an interesting question. Funny you should mention it. Actually,

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Speaker 5: all of you, by the way, are back to your

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Speaker 5: full health and capacities.

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Speaker 2: Like normal people.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but as you gather up your gear and make

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Speaker 5: the House for Rest, and inside you find Ldrusa in

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Speaker 5: although they aren't exactly restrained, you do notice they have

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Speaker 5: to be like trying to rise. And Ldrusa's like, no, no,

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Speaker 5: you're not well enough yet. Please please just rest and

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Speaker 5: l Drusa. She says, I'm glad you've come. It's it's

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Speaker 5: quite serious. If you'd like, I'd like to talk to

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Speaker 5: you about it back in my office, and she walks back.

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Speaker 5: Landrusa has a couple of assistants who are helping, and

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Speaker 5: they're putting sponges on the foreheads of the pair of

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Speaker 5: kind of feverish.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll follow Ledrusa.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll go into Landrusa escorts you back into her

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Speaker 5: office and she says. I've been treating them all night

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Speaker 5: and they only just roused a few hours ago. But

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Speaker 5: almost immediately upon regaining their senses, they spoke only of

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Speaker 5: the Boggards and wishing to return to them. I tried

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Speaker 5: to talk to them about their lives. I even considered

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Speaker 5: summoning their family, but in their current state, I'm afraid

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Speaker 5: that might be confusing or even frightening for their spouses

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Speaker 5: and children. It is very troubling. And I also investigated

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Speaker 5: that strange fungus you brought back that you found in

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Speaker 5: the boggared layer up in the mill. It is not

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Speaker 5: entirely one that I'm aware of. It is very similar

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Speaker 5: to some other funguses that I've seen that cause delusions

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Speaker 5: and foggy.

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Speaker 6: Memory, big raised eyebrass from squash on that, but I

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Speaker 6: stay quiet.

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Speaker 5: I've managed to convince the pair of them to stay

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Speaker 5: while they recover their strength, but I'm very worried. They

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Speaker 5: don't seem to remember living in bog Bottom at all.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure that they lived in Bogbottom and these

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Speaker 2: aren't maybe doppelgangers?

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Speaker 6: Are you sure that we don't have it? And there's

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Speaker 5: Well, I would certainly hope not. They seem to be

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Speaker 5: There appear to be them, and all of my tests

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Speaker 2: Trant once told me that body snatchers respond different to

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Speaker 2: You know, now that I say this aloud, I think

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Speaker 1: I mean no, no, no, definitely, Like, if someone's not themselves,

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Speaker 7: Well, speaking of skin, I like this fire idea. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Right, we should be burning their twins first?

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Speaker 7: What's the secret? What did they get for their twelfth birthday?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 7: How much do we really investigated?

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Speaker 2: What was the name of their childhood pet?

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Speaker 6: What was the street they grew up on?

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Speaker 5: Ladrusa looks at all of your ideas, and she looks

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Speaker 5: a little concerned about some of them, but says, well,

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Speaker 5: another idea. First, I believe that they have some sort

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Speaker 5: but unfortunately I do not have the ingredients for them. Here.

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Speaker 5: I was wondering if I could call upon you to

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I hear you, But have you tried the soup?

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Speaker 2: It is good soup.

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Speaker 5: I would be happy to feed them some of the

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Speaker 5: I also think that we should perhaps investigate finding these

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Speaker 2: It's like they're still in a cage and we need

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Speaker 6: Well, I got some lysergic acid and some ergo fungus

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Speaker 6: and some dileta. I can never pronounce that you're the doctor.

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Speaker 5: I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with those ingredients. But what I

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Speaker 5: also use three pale waning mushrooms and the petals from

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Speaker 6: Once Squash realizes these are like like square chemicals, is

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, why don't we go get those? But I

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Speaker 5: Marty?

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Speaker 7: Sure can.

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Speaker 5: Yes. As a matter of fact, I shall draw you

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Speaker 5: and perhaps while we're doing that, we can all enjoy

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Speaker 6: Oh horrible, Yeah, what's the soup today? Mary?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's kind of a lot of lizard in it.

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Speaker 4: Right now, I hope you like sweet and sour lizard soup.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if I've said this into a mic.

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Speaker 4: This is a perpetual stew that is kept alive by

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Speaker 4: properties due to it being perpetual stew. I was wrong

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Speaker 4: about food safety last time. I said one sixty five.

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Speaker 4: The temperature real perpetual stew needs to be keppt at

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Speaker 4: two hundred dereies minimum because boiling this one's finest.

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Speaker 6: That's just first ay perpetual stew stuff.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's first date of perpetual stew school.

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Speaker 1: The one person who got deathly ill from taking your

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Speaker 2: Goddamn you, and is in prisoned from listening to your

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Speaker 5: Your entire soup cult fell apart because of listeria.

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Speaker 6: Squash is lapping the soup up out of a bowl.

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Speaker 1: I'm drinking it out of one of my empty alchemist's

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Speaker 2: I'm just dipping my spoon that I keep on my

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Speaker 7: I'm doing that, but with my soup ladle that I

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Speaker 6: This ladle can do everything, sure can.

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Speaker 2: How's a map comming?

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Speaker 5: Ludrusa is preparing this map for you. She also explains

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Speaker 5: And she says, well, I'm having one brought in for you,

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Speaker 5: if there's any last things you need to do around town,

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Speaker 4: Now I have a last thing we need to do

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta go to the ads.

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Speaker 2: The party barge is not free. You know, the party

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Speaker 6: Well, we buy products in town. You buy products, buy

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Speaker 2: Is, probably why not. Here it is.

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Speaker 1: And we're back. I'm just so proud of all of you.

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Speaker 1: If that was beautiful.

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Speaker 7: Thanks, you've trained as well.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we learned from the best.

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Speaker 5: Now in addition to those ads, I have several ads

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Speaker 5: for places around town. There are, in fact three places

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Speaker 2: Is one of them a casino?

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Speaker 5: I'm afraid there's no casino unfortunately, can.

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Speaker 7: We police take spite to the casino.

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Speaker 6: I'm walking down the street with Trance and I like

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Speaker 6: Bud look and there's a neon side that says secret

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Speaker 6: Opium Dead. Do you guys find us there? Three hours later? Anyway?

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Speaker 6: Ye take it away?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you go into the bok Bottom Casino. Four days

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Speaker 4: Yes, and we say four days We thought it was

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no clock in there.

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Speaker 5: So there are three places you may wish to visit

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Speaker 5: you've really probably only got three places you want to visit.

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Speaker 5: There's a place called Mudfly Supplies, and this is a

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Speaker 5: There is the Moss Pig, the Tavern and inn that

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Speaker 7: Could I dance on the stage in my heels at

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Speaker 7: the Sinkpony Club.

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Speaker 6: We're having fun here.

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Speaker 5: So those are the three places you have to visit

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Speaker 7: I want to go gossip at the kitchen of the

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Speaker 2: I was thinking also about going to the Moss Pig

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Speaker 5: Ah, yes, you took one of the rooms now the

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Speaker 1: Yes, this roun and there's a secret second function to

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Speaker 1: the new Morning star that I added. Now, it's pretty complicated.

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Speaker 1: But what you're gonna want to do.

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Speaker 2: Is it the bottle that you taped to the tip?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's a lot more complicated than just taping it.

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Speaker 1: There was glue involved.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, but yes, essentially, I'm excited.

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Speaker 5: By the way, Trance. Can you please give me a

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I got a seventeen naturally.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, it's great. Yeah, it's gonna work, right. You're

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Speaker 2: You know, Trance has gotten me through a lot ever

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I trust me implicitly too, boss.

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Speaker 2: I trust most people implicitly unless they put people in

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Speaker 5: That's fair, all right. So Spike and Murdy are going

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Speaker 5: to go to the Moss Pig. We got mudfly supplies

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Speaker 5: and the Sinking Pony.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go to the Sinking Pony because I need

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Speaker 2: Jason, I think I'm actually going to Mudfly. I think

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Speaker 2: I realized that. I'm like, well, what if we need waiters.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually really excited about getting the gear to go around.

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Speaker 2: I've never been in the swamp before, so.

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Speaker 5: All right, So so Spike's gonna go to Mudfly. Sounds

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Speaker 5: like Murty's gonna go to the Moss Pig. Squash is

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Speaker 5: what place you're going to double.

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Speaker 1: Up at Sinking Pony. I gotta get some reagents to

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Speaker 2: I can't believe we're letting Squash and Trent go to

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be great.

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Speaker 1: What an opportunity, now, Boss, before you go off to

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Speaker 1: I am been to a bog, but I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: i'm an expert. So you're gonna want high legged pants,

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Speaker 1: like the shortest shorts that you can get, right, really

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Speaker 5: Trent's just built different everybody.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I put my hand on spice shoulder. I say,

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Speaker 7: he's not technically wrong, but don't follow that advice.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, so let's start this out at Mudfly Supplies. Spie,

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Speaker 5: you make your way over to this wooden shack that

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00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 5: sits near the swamp's edge. Atop the building is a

442
00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 5: large wooden fly that has been spattered with muddy moss.

443
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 5: As you approach the shop, it's it's kind of it's

444
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 5: not really a shop you go into. It's more like

445
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 5: a booth kiosk kind of thing that you just walk

446
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 5: up to. And sitting inside the place is a rather

447
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 5: large and gregarious boggart who's like and as you approach,

448
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 5: he's like, hello, wom to mudflows the blase.

449
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,679
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Spie. I'm new to going around in swamps.

450
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 2: We're gonna be in a barge, which I'm really excited.

451
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 2: I think it probably comes with a pole. I probably

452
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 2: don't need a new pole.

453
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 5: I think yeah, probably not.

454
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,719
Speaker 2: What do you think we need for? I look around

455
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 2: and what kind of is it? Just like waiters and nets, and.

456
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's stuff like nets and waiters. And he's got

457
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 5: some other stuff too. He's got clearly some things behind

458
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 5: him that looks like bombs or potions or something that

459
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 5: you might want to ask about. But he's like when

460
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 5: you first ask what you need, he looks at you

461
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 5: and says, bright burr, you want berry, and he holds

462
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 5: up a sack of we're going worming bait, which he

463
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 5: is also eating.

464
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm not actually sure we're here to fish.

465
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 2: We're actually here on kind of a scavenger hunt. And

466
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's going to be easy. I'm sure. The

467
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 2: only problem we'll have to deal with this flies. Except actually,

468
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 2: now that I think about it, last time we went out,

469
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 2: we had to fight a lot of people and objects,

470
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 2: or not objects but animals. But I guess, well, if

471
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 2: you think we need bait, then we probably need bait.

472
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: But what's that stuff behind you?

473
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 5: This always need? And he's like his long tongue darts

474
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 5: into the bag and pulls out and it's covered in

475
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 5: like flies and worms.

476
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: To be clear, my plan is to leave here with

477
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 2: a ridiculous amount of like fishing nets and like especially

478
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 2: like butterfly nets, and like waiters, and like. I don't

479
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 2: want to actually spend I don't have that much money,

480
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 2: but I'm a sort of in pathfinder. I feel like

481
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 2: a gold piece is worth a lot of money. It is,

482
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: And so I'm planning on getting like a bunch of

483
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 2: stuff we probably don't need that I'm willing to get

484
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:11,719
Speaker 2: upsold on.

485
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,719
Speaker 5: So I will say this. One thing that I think

486
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 5: we kind of glossed over at the end of the

487
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,919
Speaker 5: previous session is the townsfolk did actually give you a

488
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 5: reward for saving the villagers. Oh, that was in addition

489
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 5: to what you found. Everybody got ten gold pieces. I'm

490
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 5: doing so in addition to all of your money, you

491
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 5: have ten more gold to spend on stuff. Now. Obviously

492
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 5: you don't have to spend it all here at Mudfly

493
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 5: Supplies now. But he's like, well, if you're gonna deal

494
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 5: with bugs, you want my bug bombs.

495
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 3: Oh.

496
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 2: I bet our friends will be really excited about bombs.

497
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 5: Now.

498
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: I did send you off with a list that's Trance

499
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: Bog's survival guide and creatures that are not in the swamp.

500
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: It's just a list of everything that lives in a swamp,

501
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: different bugs.

502
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 5: So he's got these bug bombs that he's willing to

503
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 5: sell for two gold each that make bugs sick. When

504
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 5: you throw them, they make a pale blue smoke that

505
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 5: makes bugs sick. Rule of good against bugs.

506
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 2: Well, I'll take two of those.

507
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 5: Those are two gold apiece.

508
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take two bug bombs.

509
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 5: Also, got antidotes if you get poisoned.

510
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 2: Okay, how much do those cost?

511
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 5: Three goldies?

512
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 2: Oh, this is going to get expensive. I was mostly

513
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 2: hoping buying fishing gear and waiters.

514
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 5: But so a lot of the fishing gear and waiters

515
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 5: and stuff. If you want to say, spend a gold

516
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 5: on that, I will say, you can come back with

517
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 5: just an armful of fishing nets and waiters.

518
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 2: And that's another great I'm going to buy two antidote

519
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 2: all right, and I'm going to buy I'm blowing all

520
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: my money here, sure, And I'm going to buy a

521
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 2: gold's worth of fishing stuff and waiters. And I'm absolutely

522
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: walking back in the waiters.

523
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 5: So all right, you've got you've got waiters that come

524
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 5: up to you know about mid chest.

525
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: Over my chain mail.

526
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 5: Huh Yeah, exactly, it's horrible. Yeah, your arms are filled

527
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 5: with nets. Inside the nets are like little like fly

528
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 5: gauze and stuff, you know, stuff to prevent flies from

529
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 5: getting in places, and candles and all sorts of stuff.

530
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: Okay.

531
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 5: And in addition, you got two of these bug bombs

532
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 5: and two antidues.

533
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: Okay, that costs me a total of nine gold And

534
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: I think I'm good all right.

535
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 5: So at the Moss Pig, Murdy, So the Moss Pig

536
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 5: is run by a family of dwarves. The owner and

537
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 5: the proprietor of this place is a Berna Cragborn. She's

538
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 5: very stern, but she's been very friendly to you and

539
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 5: your fellow adventures as you stay here. As you saddle

540
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 5: up to the bar, she comes up and says, what

541
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 5: can I get you? Would you lack another pint and

542
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,479
Speaker 5: mossy stout?

543
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 7: That's three pm?

544
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 4: Why not?

545
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,360
Speaker 1: It's three thirty.

546
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 5: She pulls you off a pint of mossy stout and

547
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 5: sets it down on the crooked, slightly warped bar, says,

548
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 5: I I heard you're about to go out into the

549
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 5: swamp on a barge.

550
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what they tell me.

551
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 5: Ah, would you like some food and drink. I can

552
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 5: pack you up a meal or two, no cost. No

553
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 5: cost to the heroes of Bald Bottom.

554
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I appreciate that, ma'am. Do you have anything that

555
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 4: could go, you know, in a soup.

556
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 5: I've got a fair number of turnips and mushrooms.

557
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 7: Ah, that'll be perfect, thank you.

558
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 4: I take the vegetables and I start cutting them up

559
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 4: on the bar and adding them into the bindle full

560
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 4: of soup.

561
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 5: Just there, she's behind the bar kind of cleaning out

562
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 5: some glasses using an old dish rag, and she's like, ah,

563
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 5: the water seems higher again today, shaking her head.

564
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 7: Oh, isn't not usually this level?

565
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 5: That's been higher and higher for weeks now. Hmmm, soon

566
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 5: we're all gonna be standing in it.

567
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 7: That's true with where I live to What do you

568
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 7: think is going on? What are people saying?

569
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 5: Ah, there's lots of stories out about the swamp. I

570
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 5: haven't heard many about the waters. Everyone in town. That's seasonal.

571
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 5: It's fall, the waters rise and fall, So they say,

572
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 5: I don't know, it seems higher than normal.

573
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 7: High water is the spring thing.

574
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 5: No, around here it ends up being fall and spring.

575
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 5: Our summers are low, the winters get cold, the waters

576
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 5: get still.

577
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, that makes sense. I'd buy that.

578
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 4: What else do people say about the bog? Though you

579
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 4: said their stories? What should I be on the lookout for.

580
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,959
Speaker 5: Ah? I wouldn't trouble you with them. You're going out

581
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 5: on the bog. You don't need to be scared by

582
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 5: any of my ghost stories.

583
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 7: Now entertain me. It's fall I'm a hero on a journey.

584
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 5: Do you have diplomacy?

585
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 7: Sure?

586
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 5: Do you give me a diplomacy check?

587
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 7: All right, Jason?

588
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 4: Well that was an eight on the die, but plus

589
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 4: my five diplomacy modifier is thirteen.

590
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 5: Ah. Well, I'll tell you a bit, just a bit.

591
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 5: Though I don't want to scare you. You need to

592
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 5: keep your mind focused. You don't need to be thinking

593
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 5: about the legend of tool Tusk, the terrifying swamp creature

594
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 5: said to dwell in these parts. Massive it is the

595
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 5: size of a barge, come up out of the deep

596
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 5: and pull you down into the slimy depths. Many have

597
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 5: lost their lives to two Tusk, including a knife fighter

598
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 5: who came to town about a year ago bragged he

599
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 5: was going to track down the monster and kill it

600
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 5: with his magic dagger, but he was never seen again.

601
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 4: I would like to act appropriately terrified based on what

602
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 4: I think that this bar winch would like. If I

603
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 4: can tell that she wants me to look scared because

604
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 4: she's doing a good job done the story, I'll look scared.

605
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 4: But if she doesn't want me to be scared, I

606
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 4: will be like, no, I can handle this.

607
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 5: She's generally trying to tell a good tale. And you

608
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 5: notice that as you're doing it, she like grabs your

609
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 5: mug and refills it and puts it back in front

610
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 5: of you.

611
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 7: I'll ham it up. I'm like, oh, all right, nasty,

612
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 7: nasty beast.

613
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 5: As she wraps up her store, you know, several other

614
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 5: guests come in and Bernat goes off to serve them

615
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 5: food and drinks. And your time is running short. So

616
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 5: we'll call it good there at the Moss Pig, unless

617
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 5: there's something else you wanted to get.

618
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 7: I've got rations, I've got gossip. I think we can

619
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 7: move on.

620
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,719
Speaker 5: All right. The Sinking Pony. The sign for this small

621
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 5: shop is a pony neck deep in the swamp muck

622
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 5: that oddly fills both of you with a strange sort

623
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 5: of melancholy. Anyway, The human ShopKeep Hair is alevena Etragon,

624
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 5: and their shop carries a variety of useful items. You

625
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 5: see things like bull's eye lanterns and rope and torches.

626
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 5: It's kind of a place that sells kind of generic

627
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 5: adventuring gear. Alvina looks at you as you enter and says,

628
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 5: so anything I can help you with?

629
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 6: I put my forearm right on the bar and I say, hello, Elevina.

630
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 6: Yes you can, but ask my friend Trent first.

631
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just looking for about six pounds of ammonium nitrate,

632
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: the largest carriage you have, and a map to the

633
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: nearest government building.

634
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 5: Ah.

635
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: Fine with this.

636
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 5: That sounds like the sort of activity you might want

637
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 5: to engage over an apsalom, but out here in Bunk

638
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 5: Bottom we don't have that sort of material. I do

639
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 5: have alchemists fire though, if you're interested in that.

640
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: Do you have any other things that I can throw

641
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: and like, you know, the acid or electrocution or any

642
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: other kind of a throwable explosive damage doing things for

643
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: self defense?

644
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 5: I do have two acid flasks if you're interested in

645
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 5: those as well.

646
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take some acid.

647
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 5: So the acid flasks are three gold, the lesser acid

648
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 5: flass and lesser alchemist fire. Got both those for three gold. Each.

649
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take two of those.

650
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 6: Is Elevina keeping this under the bar or is it

651
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 6: sort of like in the back more secure?

652
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 2: Oh god, are we gonna have to run out of town?

653
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah?

654
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

655
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 5: If you're wondering if this appears that Elevina is selling

656
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 5: you contraband they are not. I mean there's weapons for

657
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 5: sale here too. As it turns out, when you live

658
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 5: in a world with dragons and skeletons, and you know,

659
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 5: terrifying monsters that crawl out of the dark places to eat.

660
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 6: You, we also live in a world with skeletons. And

661
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 6: I've been saying we need a lot more bombs.

662
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 5: But anyway, there's a lot of terrifying things in a

663
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 5: lot of worlds, and many of them could be solved

664
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 5: with bombs anyway.

665
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 6: So scary everywhere. I look at Elevina direct in the eyes,

666
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 6: I'm really barreling Elevina, and I say, I would love

667
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 6: some alchemist fire.

668
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 5: I'd be happy to sell you some.

669
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 6: But also wait, and I see that that that's not translating.

670
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 6: So I look between Trant and Elevina and I say,

671
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 6: are you guys friends of Jerry?

672
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 5: What do you mean? By that.

673
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 6: No, okay, okay, now, no, no big deal. I'll just

674
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 6: take some alchemists fire. But I want to look at

675
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 6: the chemicals at the walls and see if there's stuff

676
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 6: I can make drugs out.

677
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 5: Of that you don't see here, but you do actually

678
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 5: see some minor elixirs of life. These are the healing

679
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 5: potions that you already have two of. They do have

680
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 5: some more of those.

681
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:18,719
Speaker 6: I can make that work.

682
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 8: Well.

683
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 5: They won't get you high, they will get you healthy.

684
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 6: Not the way I take them, buddy, I'll take two

685
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 6: elixirs of life, and to wait, how much of a.

686
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 5: The elixirs are three gold as well?

687
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 6: So two alchemists fire and two elixirs of life is

688
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 6: exactly the amount of gold I got, right, yep, I'll

689
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 6: take them please.

690
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: And then I just wanted to fill up my reagents.

691
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how much I used in terms of money.

692
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 5: But so the great thing about being an alchemist is

693
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 5: that refilling up your reagent is actually something you did

694
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 5: this when you kind of got up and while just

695
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,239
Speaker 5: kind of wandering around town, you literally just scavenged the

696
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 5: components you need because they're really kind of everywhere.

697
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: What do you have in the way of gunpowder, firearms, ammunition,

698
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: any of that.

699
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 5: Nah, they don't have any of that here at the

700
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 5: Sinking Pony. For that, you'd probably want to go to

701
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 5: a bigger city like Apsalom.

702
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: What else do you guys sell? What do you got

703
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: that might be useful for heading into the swamp to

704
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: do abide by the law, the local and federal laws.

705
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 1: Do you have anything else you recommend here?

706
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 5: Like bullseye lanterns, pints of oil, rope torches?

707
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: How much are these pints of oil?

708
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 5: Pints of oil are just a copper a piece. I mean,

709
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 5: they're pretty cheap, But mind you, a pint of oil

710
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 5: is not nearly as explosive as say, alchemist fire. It'd

711
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 5: be like trying to light cooking oil on fire.

712
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to get ten pints of oil.

713
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 5: You clear outlet out.

714
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: Is there like a big cooking pot?

715
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 5: They don't have a cooking pot here? No?

716
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: No, okay, any large ceramic pot, any kind of container.

717
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: They do have a ceramic Okay, I'm gonna get that

718
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 1: ceramic jugged.

719
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: Okay, it's gonna go great.

720
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: Is there like glue or something?

721
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 5: I know where this is going? Sure, Yeah, I'm gonna

722
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 5: do like a fuse.

723
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: As well, if you've got fuses.

724
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 5: Yes, they do have rope.

725
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: I'll take some of that too, Okay, yeah, great, I'm

726
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: feeling pretty equipped to that now.

727
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, so we're taking out two tusks.

728
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 6: I'm looking around on the shelves and say like, oh, well,

729
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 6: you got a lot of got a lot of beautiful

730
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 6: chemicals out here, gorgeous chemicals, sexy chemicals out here. And

731
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 6: I raised my eyebrows, but uh, you know, I'm trying

732
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 6: to get a little you know, these frogs out there,

733
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 6: I tell you, they hit me with their wavy gravy

734
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 6: and I'm just looking for a little something to even

735
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 6: me out catch my drift. E Levina wink.

736
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 5: Elevina looks at you like, I don't, I don't know

737
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 5: what you mean.

738
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 6: Oh Elevina, come on, I know you're cool, and I

739
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 6: just say, okay, I'll just take a bit of what

740
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 6: do you got there?

741
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 5: Ever? Clear? They do have like, you know, brog basically,

742
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 5: you know, watered down rum.

743
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 6: Give me a growl of grog?

744
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 5: Sure, all right, So everybody does their shopping, you know.

745
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 7: Who else can do shopping? Way?

746
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 2: Is it time? It is time it's time listener for ads.

747
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 3: It's time hooray sandwich, and we're back.

748
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 5: As a busy morning of preparation ends, Ladrussa approaches with

749
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 5: a whole look on her face. I've secured a small

750
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 5: barge to help you get around the swamp. If you

751
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 5: leave now, you should be able to gather all three

752
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 5: ingredients and be back by nightfall. I've drawn up a

753
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 5: map that shows you where you might find the necessary ingredients.

754
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 5: Hopefully the swamp doesn't give you too much trouble with that.

755
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 5: She hands you a rolled up map and walks you

756
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 5: to the dock where the barge awaits. So at this

757
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 5: point in time, unlike our previous adventure where you kind

758
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 5: of had to, you know, kind of experience things in

759
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 5: the order that they came in this one, you do

760
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 5: have three locations that you've been asked to visit. You've

761
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 5: been told to go find some lantern berries, which are

762
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 5: kind of circled on one part of this map. You've

763
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 5: got this kind of map of the swamp which has

764
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 5: bog bottom, one kind of on the bottom, and then

765
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 5: out in the swamp itself. You've got three location circles.

766
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 5: So the lantern berries are on there. There's also another

767
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 5: location where the waning mushrooms are located. That one's not

768
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 5: too far away. And then there is one final location

769
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 5: which is circled and it says tomb flowers, and it

770
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 5: appears that it's drawn around what looks like it might

771
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 5: have at one point in time been a cemetery. So,

772
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 5: as you hop on the raft and begin making your

773
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 5: way out into the dun Meyer Swamp, where do you

774
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 5: want to go to?

775
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 2: First? Mushrooms is closest, right, to look.

776
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 5: A little closer than the others. I mean, they're all

777
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 5: relatively equidist in a way. But yeah, you can go

778
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 5: to mushrooms first.

779
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 7: It seems like a fine enough place to start.

780
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 5: All right.

781
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 2: As we get onto the barge, I drop a ridiculous

782
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 2: number of nets and waiters and all the things that

783
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 2: anyone could need, and I point to my own waiters

784
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: and say, you probably want these, And then I pick

785
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 2: up the pole and I start pulling our way. It's

786
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: a pole barge, I assume.

787
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 5: Yeah it is. Yeah, you're gonna have to pull your

788
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 5: way through the swamp.

789
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 1: What's with all this desert gear that you brought here?

790
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 2: Trans I'm beginning to think that you might be incapable

791
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 2: of determining one biome from another.

792
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,479
Speaker 1: Well, I do have swamp lind.

793
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 2: This ah a common ailment.

794
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 5: Transpin consuming too many of their own reagents.

795
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 7: They do say that deserts are the swamps of the sand.

796
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 6: Spite has made her haters, her waiters, you know, and

797
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 6: the swamp of success. And I laugh and I lay

798
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 6: down on the raft.

799
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 2: Alright.

800
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: I was just gonna make a comment about the nets

801
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: and say, you know, boss, you look like a real

802
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 1: net and yahoo.

803
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 6: Really nuts, editor, turn that up?

804
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: Can you make that one funny?

805
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 2: I start pulling our way to mushroom town.

806
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, I'm gonna put on my waiters and

807
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 4: explain about the two fanged monster.

808
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 7: That's why I'm putting on my waiters.

809
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 2: Two fanged monster.

810
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 5: So you all hear the tail of two tusk as

811
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 5: you've been pulling your way into the swamp. Now, unlike

812
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 5: you know most images of a swamp as being kind

813
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 5: of gray and dour, the Dunmier is actually rather colorful.

814
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 5: The greens are very vibrant. This is a very active

815
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 5: living swamp. There's lots of colorful mushrooms and fungus growing

816
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 5: on things. There are iridescent insects buzzing around and making

817
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 5: the whole place almost feel rather vibrant than a line.

818
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 5: Pulling between the locations is slow going work, to say

819
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 5: the least. It does take you a few hours to

820
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 5: make your way to the first spot. But before you

821
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 5: get there, let's see if you can navigate these swamps

822
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 5: carefully and simply. Do any of you have survival.

823
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: I think I do.

824
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 7: Actually, yes, I have a seven.

825
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 5: Seven is very good. That's probably the best in the group.

826
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: I would guess I have a two. So I'm not

827
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: the best in the groups.

828
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, so Murdy, you're probably the best one to be

829
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 5: reading the map and guiding the raft along. So Murdy,

830
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 5: why don't you give me a survival skill track?

831
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 4: All right?

832
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 7: Oh that was a ten, so seventeen after my no problem.

833
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 5: You make it there in pretty good time. That is

834
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 5: a success. And after about two hours of pulling through

835
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 5: the swamp.

836
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 2: I do take breaks to catch I have butterfly nets.

837
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 2: I do catch several of these iridescent bugs and put

838
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: them in jars.

839
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 5: A lot of dragonflies, some larger just kind of beetles.

840
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 6: Put at dragonflies in prison.

841
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: As soon as the squash says that they're in prison.

842
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 2: I let all of them go, and I look shamefully

843
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: at my feet.

844
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 6: O jeez, I'm sorry, guy. I know you were just

845
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 6: doing nature checks and stuff, and I like reach up

846
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 6: as far as I can go to like rub your shoulders.

847
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

848
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: Trant is just eyeing the jar you were using as

849
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: the prison and then looking back to his explosives, and

850
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: then looking back to the jar.

851
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 5: All right, and then we make it and we're there,

852
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 5: So you do make it to where you're going. I'm

853
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 5: getting everything set up here. You all should be able

854
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 5: to see everything. That'll be kind of gone towards the

855
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 5: bottom of the page.

856
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 2: Wow, it's so iridescent. It's just like the stage design

857
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 2: in that play that I all called Annihilation.

858
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 5: The barge coasts up to a small island. The huge

859
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 5: trunk of a rotten tree looms ahead. The wooden behemoth

860
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 5: lost its crown and most of its branches long ago,

861
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 5: likely from a lightning strike. Now it leans precariously to

862
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 5: one side, covered in mushrooms with a distinctive black cap

863
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 5: and white rim, making them look like waning moons. These

864
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 5: match the description that Drusa gave you for one of

865
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 5: the ingredients that she needs.

866
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 7: I'd love to harvest those mushies.

867
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 2: I stand guard with morning Star out and shield, and

868
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 2: I say, I don't know if I trust this.

869
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 6: Swamp squash does the keep on truck and walk and

870
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 6: just walk directly up to the mushrooms and starts chopping

871
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 6: the melon down.

872
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 5: So as you make your way up to the tree,

873
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,479
Speaker 5: axe and tow, some of the mushrooms begin to move.

874
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 5: In fact, what the Some of the mushrooms aren't attached

875
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 5: to the tree at all. As a matter of fact,

876
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 5: they seem to be an entire body made up of fungus.

877
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 5: This creature steps forward, its body made entirely of fungus

878
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 5: and mushroom material, and it has this kind of broad

879
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 5: head that is a large mushroom cap. Directly underneath the

880
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 5: rim are kind of bulbous eyes that appear to be

881
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 5: made out of fungus material, surrounded by fronds of fungus

882
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 5: material that kind of writhe and shake. As the thing

883
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 5: before you begins to speak.

884
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 8: Barm lover cap, who are you and what do you want.

885
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 5: With my chin? They say in a low and ponderous voice.

886
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: Us, I think that's some sort of dire elephant.

887
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 2: We really got to get you out of bog bottom.

888
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 5: See this swap gas is not doing good for you.

889
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 2: Who did we decide is doing our face?

890
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 6: Pre game we had a big talk about me being

891
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 6: the face and the way I'm playing. I don't know.

892
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 6: I don't know. Gang, I think I got the highest charisma,

893
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 6: but me, I, oh, I don't know about it. But

894
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 6: here we go, leather cap. Damn, this is beautiful. You've

895
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 6: really made this house a home. What we want is

896
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 6: I don't know. We're looking for a couple of ingredients here,

897
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 6: and if it's your kin, then I'm not fucking with that,

898
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 6: you know what I mean? And I like reach out

899
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 6: for a handshake, and I see that maybe he doesn't

900
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 6: have any hands, and I like put my hands down

901
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 6: and just give like a big, a big wink.

902
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 5: I will say that it does not appear that they

903
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 5: have a gender at all. They're made of mushroom. My man.

904
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 5: They look at you with kind of a quizzical look. Bloo,

905
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 5: these are my ken, my children? Why do you need them?

906
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 7: Is this?

907
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 5: Wait?

908
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 6: Is this what we were looking for? And I look

909
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 6: over at you guys with bleary eyes that you realize

910
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 6: now I have done something to myself.

911
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 2: I step forward a little bit and I go yes.

912
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 2: So we were sent to get three pale waning mushrooms

913
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 2: as part of what's needed to poor Halprin and Panera

914
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 2: were taken captive and they were fed poisonous mushrooms very

915
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: much unlike you and your kin, and we're just trying

916
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 2: to trying to reverse the ill effects of those mushrooms.

917
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: We don't need elephant either, Yeah, we don't eat elephant.

918
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 2: And so we've been sent to get weaning mushrooms and

919
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 2: lantern berries and tomb flowers. And I didn't know that

920
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 2: the weaning mushrooms were your kin. But the cycle of

921
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: life is a very strange thing, don't you.

922
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 8: Think thin skins often get sick from our gifts? Who

923
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 8: are you to assume that I am not poisonous? I

924
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 8: am proud of my poison. It makes thin skins very ill.

925
00:45:59,320 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense.

926
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 4: Can I roll a nature check to see if this

927
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 4: is the mushroom we're looking for or if we maye

928
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 4: gotta whack this guy?

929
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 5: Go ahead and give me a nature check.

930
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 4: Okay, five on the die, but I do have a

931
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 4: plus seven nature, So that's twelve.

932
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 5: Murdie. You look at this creature, and although you don't

933
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 5: know the specifics, you do know that this creature is

934
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 5: what's known as a leshie. Leshie are sentient plants. Basically,

935
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 5: they come in a wide variety of shape and form.

936
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 5: This one appears to be a fungus fleshy. They're known

937
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 5: to be rather dour, sometimes intransigent, but they're not overtly hostile.

938
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 4: Okay, but the other mushrooms like on the log are

939
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 4: not also leshie.

940
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 5: These are what you need? Yeah, pretty sure of that

941
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 5: they match the description.

942
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 4: Okay, Mushroom bodies are complicated. Mushroom consciousness is complicated. If

943
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 4: I take some of the mushrooms, will he feel pain?

944
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 4: Will he feel like part of his Sorry, this is

945
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 4: less she doesn't have a gender. Will this less she

946
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 4: feel pain or feel like part of their consciousness is

947
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 4: being taken? Or is the consciousness of the less she

948
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 4: bounds solely to the mush.

949
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 5: The lushy creatures are sentient and separate from perhaps non

950
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 5: sentient versions, but they would consider them kin right, it's there.

951
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 5: They're definitely related.

952
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 4: Okay, So it's more of like a solidarity thing than

953
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 4: a cosmic.

954
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 5: If leather cap is to be believed that is very

955
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 5: much the case.

956
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm just gonna like ask. I'll be like, so,

957
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 2: if we need three of these strong, beautiful, poisonous mushrooms

958
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 2: in order to help our thin skinned friends, is that possible?

959
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 2: Is that something that you would be okay with?

960
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,760
Speaker 5: Perhaps if there's something you could offer me in return,

961
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 5: perhaps something in which they could grow more.

962
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 2: Oh, corpses, But we do make a lot of corpses

963
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 2: in our line of work.

964
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 6: A lot of corpses. And like I mean, decay exists

965
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 6: as an extant form of life. Am I right? And

966
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 6: I like, turn to leather, cap you.

967
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 5: Coundnot kill me in any ways?

968
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 6: That damn you. I turned to spite, and I say,

969
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 6: can you not feel your heart burning?

970
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 5: Turn?

971
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 6: Can you not feel the struggle within?

972
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,959
Speaker 7: Show me the face of God, you fungal piece of shit.

973
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 6: The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make,

974
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 6: which it takes like some corpses, because I know.

975
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 2: Like or we could bring the spores and put them

976
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: into the next corpses we make.

977
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 6: Now you're talking my language common.

978
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 5: M you would spread my king?

979
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 4: Yeah?

980
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 5: Absolutely absolutely, give me a diplomacy check, somebody, I've.

981
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: Got a plus four. Yeah, I rolled a seven, So

982
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 2: that's the eleven. Can you're gonna hero point this. I

983
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 2: didn't use my hero point last time. I'm just gonna

984
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 2: hear point this. I want to not kill this thing.

985
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 5: Dig deep within too?

986
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 2: Well, I dug deep within and did worse. What happens

987
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 2: when you do worse with a hero point?

988
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 5: Oh you take the better of the two.

989
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 2: Great, then I have an eleven eleven goodbye hero point.

990
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 5: All right, well, I'm gonna give you a bonus on

991
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 5: that you were wasted.

992
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 6: I rolled into diplomacy check and got a total of sixteen.

993
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: And we were both talking, but I don't know.

994
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 5: Leather Cap looks at you and he says, I will

995
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 5: give you what to see, but only if you tell

996
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 5: the people of Bottom not to harvest here without my consent.

997
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 7: Oh that seems fair, and we are really into consent, that.

998
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: Seems I mean, we can tell him anything.

999
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 6: Should we put up a sign?

1000
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 7: You have men to write a zine about it?

1001
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, people always read those.

1002
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: I can set out some land mines. Now you gotta

1003
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: be real careful because they will go off for just

1004
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: about any reason.

1005
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 5: No, thank you.

1006
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 6: You wait, spore minds hold on, and I like go

1007
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 6: off up by myself and think.

1008
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 5: With leather caps help you harvest the three mushrooms you

1009
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 5: need and make your way back to the barge.

1010
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 2: We get a little bit more to use to spread

1011
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 2: them the spoor into the next corpses.

1012
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 5: Leather cap asks you for a piece of cloth. Okay,

1013
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 5: great that They then soak in the swamp water and

1014
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 5: take over to some of the mushrooms, and he gently,

1015
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 5: almost delicately, with almost a lover's touch, harvests some spores

1016
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 5: and deposits them into.

1017
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: That's a very specific image that works very that's a

1018
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 2: very strong image.

1019
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, I cut my shorts even shorter and I hand

1020
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 6: them over to leather caps.

1021
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 5: I'm working with the medium, I half.

1022
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, it's all about the image.

1023
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, mushrooms are the sexiest monsters you can find here.

1024
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 5: Yeah. Boy, for those of you listening, just do a

1025
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,439
Speaker 5: Google search or a fungus lushy and when you see

1026
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 5: the picture of what I'm talking about, you'll know how

1027
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,399
Speaker 5: this all works out.

1028
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, your tongue will roll across the table like

1029
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 6: a looney tune.

1030
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, all right, So you have harvested the first

1031
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 5: ingredient and can now make your way to the next

1032
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 5: the question is where do you want to go next.

1033
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 5: You have your choice between the berry patch to get

1034
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 5: the lantern berries, or you can attempt to go get

1035
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,959
Speaker 5: the tomb flowers.

1036
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 2: I feel like that one seems like it's the hardest,

1037
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 2: is the tomb flowers. So maybe we should go to

1038
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 2: the lantern berries.

1039
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 5: You can get the lantern berries first.

1040
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 2: I bet it's easy.

1041
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 6: I bet it's fun. I bet we'll have a good

1042
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 6: time and we'll all grow closer as threads.

1043
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 5: So you hop back on the raft and begin pulling

1044
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 5: your way through the swamp. As you make your way through,

1045
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 5: Can I get you all to give me a perception check?

1046
00:51:55,680 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: Hell? Yeah you can? Oh shit, seventeen.

1047
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the twenty I have.

1048
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 6: Twenty seven, twenty five? Is that twenty one?

1049
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 2: We get all of our good roles here?

1050
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: Twenty two total?

1051
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 2: I got an eighteen total. I thought I was doing good.

1052
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 6: We did great.

1053
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 5: You all did pretty well, actually, And after the story

1054
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 5: that Merdy told you upon leaving town, you've all been

1055
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 5: kind of on edge looking at the swamp, not just

1056
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 5: for its natural beauty, which it certainly has plenty of,

1057
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 5: but also for this supposed threat. And while up until

1058
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 5: now you haven't really seen anything to give you any

1059
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 5: sense of pause. As you make your way away from

1060
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 5: the mushroom Stummach and begin making your way towards the

1061
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 5: location of the bury pat, you all can't help but

1062
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 5: feel like you're being It's just that sense that feeling

1063
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 5: on the back of your neck, all of the hair

1064
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 5: is suddenly standing on end, that something is observing you

1065
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 5: and all of you. Murdy, you can't help but remember

1066
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 5: the words from the dwarf at the moss Pig bar

1067
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 5: Nah talking about too testing said that it was a

1068
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 5: massive thing dwells in the water, big as a barge.

1069
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,720
Speaker 2: It's a hippopotamus.

1070
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,720
Speaker 5: You've been looking hardy, and you can't help but notice

1071
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 5: that there is a weight in the water that seems

1072
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 5: to appear some distance off to your right.

1073
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 7: Now and again, guys, it's like somebody's stirring the bog.

1074
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 2: Or should we go towards it or away from it?

1075
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: I feel like towards Okay, I.

1076
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 2: Turned the barge towards it without any second thought.

1077
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 5: You begin pulling in that direction. But as soon as

1078
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 5: Murdy spotted it, it disappears. Whatever it is doesn't seem

1079
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 5: maybe it's not there, Maybe it's just a fiction of

1080
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 5: Murdy's imagination. Maybe Murdy was scared by the legend, but

1081
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,240
Speaker 5: you don't seem to see anything.

1082
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 7: I'm not scared of anything, but I might still be drunk.

1083
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 5: Did have a couple of the stouts before you left?

1084
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,760
Speaker 7: Emphasis on a couple?

1085
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 2: Oh my man, Murdy, I don't think there's anything over.

1086
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 5: Here, So can I get another survival check? As you

1087
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 5: make your way from one location to the other, and

1088
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 5: I believe this is Murdy reading the map.

1089
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 4: That was an eighteen on the dieh plus seven is

1090
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 4: twenty five.

1091
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 5: You know of the group. You are incredibly skilled at

1092
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 5: reading a map and making sure that the BArch is

1093
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 5: going in the right direction. You navigate to the next

1094
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 5: location in expert time. It doesn't even take you two hours.

1095
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 5: You're able to make it there in one You don't

1096
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 5: even have to go through any cutbacks or reroutes. You

1097
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 5: make it straight to the next location.

1098
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 7: Ste scouts say, what what.

1099
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 5: Any this one can't see even from a distance. The

1100
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 5: golden berries faintly glow among the brambles at the top

1101
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 5: of the hill. These must be the lantern berries that

1102
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 5: Leadrusa needs to cure the villagers. So as you approach.

1103
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 5: This is kind of a hill, and atop it there

1104
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 5: are kind of these glowing berries on a trio of

1105
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 5: large berry bushes. It does look like some of the

1106
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 5: other bushes are also lantern berry bushes, but it looks

1107
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 5: like animals from the swamp have eaten them all away,

1108
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 5: so the only intact berries are up at the top.

1109
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 5: So these bushes do look very thorny. So you can

1110
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 5: make your way up to the top safely as long

1111
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 5: as you go slowly, no checks required. You just have

1112
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 5: to kind of be careful about it.

1113
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 2: Who's waiters look dumb? Now, that's right.

1114
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 5: So as long as you're willing to take say, five

1115
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 5: minutes to walk up to the top, and you're not

1116
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 5: really under a huge time pressure, you can make it

1117
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 5: up to the top without any danger.

1118
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 2: I'm walking in front with shield raised and mournings all

1119
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 2: right ready.

1120
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: I'll get directly behind her and have a grenade in

1121
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: each hand.

1122
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 5: Okay, So if you all take a look up map

1123
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 5: you've made it to the top of the hill. There

1124
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 5: are these kind of bushes that are just in front

1125
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 5: of you. As you've made your way up through the

1126
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 5: kind of thorny bramble berry bushes. Doesn't appear that there's

1127
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 5: anybody up here. This is kind of higher up in

1128
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 5: the swamp, and you're kind of up in the almost

1129
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 5: up into the fog that kind of hangs above the

1130
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,479
Speaker 5: swamp at all times during the day. Occasionally a bright

1131
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 5: shaft of sunlight will burn away some of the fog,

1132
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 5: but up here it's kind of actually a little gloomy.

1133
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 5: You're a little overcast, allowing these berries to really kind

1134
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 5: of glow in the misty gloom. And as you are

1135
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 5: approaching this, everybody give me a perception chair.

1136
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,320
Speaker 7: That was another NAT twenty twenty seven.

1137
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: That's a fourteen, so nineteen total for me.

1138
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 4: I promise I'm not lying about these dice. I'm just

1139
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 4: using my lucky pink dye.

1140
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 5: It's all twenty on all sides. It's lucky.

1141
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:50,839
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1142
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: I got a total of a six because I keep

1143
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,919
Speaker 2: really my un bite die. I'm gonna switch dice.

1144
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 6: Nice, Nice, I got a natural one. I walk back

1145
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,720
Speaker 6: and to the river.

1146
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 5: So spite and squash. The two of you kind of

1147
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 5: make your way up into the clearing. I'm gonna move

1148
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 5: you forward just a little bit. You don't see anything.

1149
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 5: You're making way up to these bushes.

1150
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 6: Anything what a verdant land?

1151
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 5: Tranp. Murdy, two of you pick up some buzzing. There's

1152
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 5: some weird kind of buzzing coming from the mist up above.

1153
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 5: And as you get closer, the source of the buzzing

1154
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:37,919
Speaker 5: becomes obvious as a pair of giant swamp flies come

1155
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 5: swooping down out of the mist. And at this point

1156
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 5: in time, I'm going to need everybody to roll perception

1157
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 5: for initiative now, Trant Murdy, I will allow both of

1158
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 5: you to like draw a weapon or something real quick

1159
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 5: because you heard something going on. So if you want

1160
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 5: to have a bomb in hand or a weapon in hand,

1161
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 5: you can certainly do that.

1162
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I got a bomb in Eachance Sad.

1163
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 2: I fully intended to give Trance the bug bombs and

1164
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 2: I did not.

1165
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 5: So you still have them. That's fine, don't worry.

1166
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: I've got a bug bomb.

1167
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 7: I've got my soup ladle out and my hot lid shield.

1168
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 6: I'm spinning in a circle being like what's going on?

1169
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 5: All right? So go ahead and roll initiative, everybody, and

1170
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 5: hold on to the number. I'll come around and get

1171
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 5: it from you, all right. We'll start here.

1172
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 2: Spite, what do you got total of the sixteen sounds good,

1173
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 2: And I'm switching out from a yellow dye to a

1174
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 2: blue dye. I'm sure it'll fix everything.

1175
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 5: That is fair. Blue dye is more lucky. Use a

1176
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 5: red diy if you want to go fast, Squash, what's

1177
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 5: your initiative?

1178
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 6: I rolled a seventeen for a total of twenty two.

1179
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 5: Twenty two, very good, murdy, what do you got?

1180
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 7: Well?

1181
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 4: I used up all my good rolls. I rolled a

1182
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 4: five on the die plus seven is twelve.

1183
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 5: There we go, Trance, what do.

1184
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: You have that's a nineteen total?

1185
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, and let me go ahead and grab

1186
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 5: my flies. Okay, So these flies come swooping down out

1187
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 5: of the midstic above you. And by big I mean

1188
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 5: I think it's important to understand these things are like

1189
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 5: fully three and a half four feet long. That's how

1190
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,439
Speaker 5: big their bodies are. Their wingspans are more like five

1191
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 5: feet So these are very very large swamp flies. There's

1192
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 5: a pair of them, and they look very angry that

1193
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 5: you have disturbed their favorites, berry bushes top of the order, Squash.

1194
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 5: Somehow you didn't see the flies at all, But now

1195
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 5: that there's one that's probably only about ten feet above you,

1196
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 5: both are the flies that you can see right now.

1197
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 5: They're about ten feet off the ground, so they're not

1198
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 5: down at your level just yet. Squash, you get to

1199
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 5: go first.

1200
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 6: Well, it's a good thing that I've got a gun.

1201
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,439
Speaker 6: I pull out my big machete gun. I say, throw

1202
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 6: your hand, you son them a bitch, and I shoot them.

1203
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 5: All right. You draw your gun in fire, yep, and

1204
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 5: I rolled a sort of eighteen. The sound of thunder

1205
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 5: echoes through the hills as your gun unleashes its bullet

1206
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 5: that flies up through the air and clips one of

1207
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 5: the flies in the wing. Go ahead and roll damage.

1208
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 6: I rolled two damage on this nasty fire.

1209
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 5: All right. The bullet grazes its wing, clipping it, putting

1210
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 5: a hole in its iridescent wing. But it doesn't look

1211
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 5: like that affected it too badly. Squash, you do still

1212
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 5: have one action left if you would like to reload

1213
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 5: your gun.

1214
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 6: Matt might as well.

1215
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 5: All right, Tramp, you saw these flies coming, you were

1216
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,439
Speaker 5: able to draw some bombs. It is your turn.

1217
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: Well, I think I'm going to I mean, this does

1218
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: seem like the kind of situation that calls for grenade.

1219
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: Do I think I can air burst this in such

1220
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 1: a way that it will hit more than one.

1221
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 5: Two flies look like they're a bit too far apart

1222
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 5: for that. They're If they were closer together, maybe you

1223
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 5: could try and pull something like that off, but they're

1224
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 5: over twenty feet apart, so the best you can do

1225
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 5: is target one.

1226
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go to the one that's just to

1227
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 1: the right of squash, and I'm gonna hurl an alchemist's

1228
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: rost at it.

1229
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, so these flies have kind of come swooping in

1230
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 5: around the berries on either side. They're still about ten

1231
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 5: feet off off the ground, and you throw a frost

1232
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 5: vial at that one.

1233
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: Yes, so right to hit. That's a nineteen naturally plus.

1234
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: I think a five is what I add to that,

1235
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: twenty four.

1236
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 5: A twenty four is a clean and solid hit. The

1237
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 5: frost vile slams into the fly. You deal full damage.

1238
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 5: Go ahead and give me the damage. And what's the

1239
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 5: splash effect? Online? Is just one more cold?

1240
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: That's a great question. Yeah, it's definitely cold damage because

1241
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: it's frost bomb.

1242
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 5: So it's gonna do one D six cold plus one

1243
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 5: cold splash and it takes a minus five foot penalty

1244
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 5: to its speed until the end of it's next.

1245
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: That's what I was looking to do.

1246
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 2: Okay, is that going to slow down its wings so

1247
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 2: much it falls from the air.

1248
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 5: No, but it'll slow it down moving very fast, which

1249
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 5: is useful.

1250
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: And I rolled six so max damage at seven total.

1251
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 5: So the frost file slams into the fly, dealing a

1252
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 5: total of seven points of damage. It looks very badly

1253
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 5: heard from that. It is still flying, but the frost

1254
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 5: is now clinging to its wings and you can see

1255
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 5: that they're not. It's having to beat much harder to

1256
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 5: kind of keep it up in the air. It looks

1257
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 5: like the fly is slowed down by this attack. That

1258
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 5: was only your first action. You do still have a

1259
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 5: bomb in the other hand, what do you want to do.

1260
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, oh, sorry, are you cold? Let me

1261
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: warm you up a little bit, and then I'm gonna

1262
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: throw an alchemist fire at him. All right, that's a three.

1263
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't know where it's going, but it's not going

1264
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: on target.

1265
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 7: Do you have a hero a point?

1266
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good idea.

1267
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 5: I feel close to getting away with it.

1268
01:02:58,960 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 3: That's a five.

1269
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 5: Curse of hero points. I spend a hero point, I

1270
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 5: get a worse roll.

1271
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, I rolled in that one after my

1272
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 2: last hero point.

1273
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 5: I can't tell you how often that happens. So you

1274
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 5: fling the alchemist fire, it goes wide and lands in

1275
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 5: the bushes behind it. Fortunately, everything here is so wet

1276
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 5: that it doesn't start the whole place of blaze. But

1277
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 5: the fly is unharmed. All right, that was transferned. Unfortunately,

1278
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 5: the flies get to go. Now. The first fly is

1279
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 5: gonna come swooping down at spite. It's going to come

1280
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 5: flying down out of the mist spite, and it comes

1281
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 5: straight up to you and attempts to bite you with

1282
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 5: its mandibles.

1283
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not afraid of no fly.

1284
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 5: I had my shield drunk, nor should you be, as

1285
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 5: I have rolled a three to hit, which is not

1286
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:50,439
Speaker 5: going to be super.

1287
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 2: That is lower than my armor class even.

1288
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 5: Plus my bonus and eleven is not going to do it.

1289
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 5: So it is going to attempt to spend its third

1290
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 5: action to bite you one last time. That is an

1291
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 5: armor class.

1292
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 2: Of sixteen, nowhere near my armor class of nineteen.

1293
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 5: The fly was hopeful, but it fails. That is the

1294
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 5: end of the first fly's turn. Poor rolling for my

1295
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 5: poor flies. Next up, the other fly comes swooping down

1296
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 5: to squash, what it's going to attempt to bite you

1297
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 5: with its mandibles? Does an armor class of sixteen.

1298
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 6: Hit you, Squash abstutely, No, it doesn't, fat chance you

1299
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 6: fucking fly. No, it's an armor class of eighteen that

1300
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 6: you gotta miss.

1301
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 5: Maybe the fly attempts to bite you, but you are

1302
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 5: just too nimble dancing away from its mandibles. It will

1303
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 5: take its final action to attempt to bite you again.

1304
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 5: And I rolled a NAT twenty for a critical hint.

1305
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 6: No, my chaine meil cropped up. Didn't protect me. Who

1306
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 6: could have seen it coming?

1307
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,479
Speaker 5: I rolled maximum down?

1308
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 4: Oh my god?

1309
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, take eighteen.

1310
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 5: As the fly sweeps down and bites you in the neck,

1311
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 5: so on folks his neck.

1312
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: He's not supposed to get teeth in that.

1313
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 6: No, I'm supposed to protect that.

1314
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 5: So this fly comes down and bites you like square

1315
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,120
Speaker 5: in the neck. Oh my god, and just like rips

1316
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 5: out a part of your throat, blood spatters everywhere. Is

1317
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:27,400
Speaker 5: the fly lands on your body to feast. Are you

1318
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 5: at zero?

1319
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 6: Yeah? I have exactly eighteenth? Boys?

1320
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 5: All right, So here's what happens, Squash. You will move

1321
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 5: in initiative to right before the flyes so you now

1322
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 5: go right before them. You are unconscious and prone, and

1323
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 5: you gain the dying condition. Now, the way this works

1324
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 5: is if it gets back to your turn and no

1325
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 5: one has helped you, we will roll a check to

1326
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 5: see if your dying condition gets worse or better. If

1327
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 5: it gets better and drops to zero, you become kind

1328
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 5: of stable and just unconscious. But if you roll poorly,

1329
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 5: it will get worse, and it gets worse and worse

1330
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 5: and worse until it gets to dying four, at which

1331
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 5: point you die. Now, I know I just said you

1332
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 5: were at dying one, but I forgot this was a

1333
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 5: critical hit which knocks you immediately to dying too.

1334
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 6: Of course it does.

1335
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 5: So you were at dying two, which means on your

1336
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 5: next turn, if you roll one on your save, you

1337
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 5: would fall two more spots and die. So hopefully someone

1338
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 5: will get to you before that.

1339
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 6: Won't be good for the podcast. We'll see how good

1340
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 6: my friends are.

1341
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll see how much your friends are actually your friends.

1342
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I got something I can throw that'll help

1343
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 1: you save me.

1344
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 5: I like it.

1345
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 2: The main healer and the backup healer.

1346
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 5: He only has one way to heal you, and it's

1347
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 5: with fire.

1348
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,200
Speaker 1: I kind of have a bob of healing.

1349
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 5: Yes, that is the end of the swamp Fly's turn Spiked.

1350
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 2: We are over to eat, all right. Knowing that my

1351
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 2: dear friend Murty has the situation of Squash well in hand,

1352
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 2: I decide in Squash's name to squash this fly very

1353
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 2: good because my morning Star is already drawn. I really

1354
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 2: want to throw a bug bomb at it. I have

1355
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 2: bug bombs, but this thing is right in front of me.

1356
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 2: I'm already holding a pointy stick. There's no thing I

1357
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 2: could possibly remember.

1358
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,919
Speaker 5: You get three actions and your third ones. That's such

1359
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:27,600
Speaker 5: a penalty you might as well throw a bomb.

1360
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1361
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 2: So I am going to use a focus point to

1362
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 2: do a weapon surge and call down the Mighty Malani

1363
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 2: to infuse my spiked Bat, the Holy Spiked Bat, and

1364
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 2: to do additional damage. And so I will take a

1365
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 2: swing rolling that twenty I'm very glad I switched dice

1366
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 2: for a total of twenty eight.

1367
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,240
Speaker 5: So a lot of things happen simultaneously. Because if you

1368
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 5: recall Transluede Alchemist fire to the morning.

1369
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 2: Star do more damage than I'm gonna do for the

1370
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 2: next five levels of my character, including to me.

1371
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 5: And there's no way. I'm giving you critical damage on

1372
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,400
Speaker 5: the Alchemist Fire, but I will give you full damage

1373
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 5: on it. Okay, So go ahead and roll damage for

1374
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 5: the weapon. We're gonna double that, yep. Then we're gonna

1375
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:30,639
Speaker 5: roll a D six for the Alchemist Fire plus the splash,

1376
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 5: which I will tak Yeah, just gonna be a lot.

1377
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. So because I did my weapon searche, I get

1378
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,519
Speaker 2: an extra D six to the damage, and so that

1379
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:43,160
Speaker 2: is a I rolled a five, and a two plus

1380
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 2: four is eleven damage to twenty two damage with the

1381
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:50,679
Speaker 2: morning Star and then the fire, I rolled a five,

1382
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 2: so twenty seven damage to the fly.

1383
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 5: So you slam the morning Star into this fly and

1384
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 5: it hits its square in the middle of its two

1385
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 5: giant you know, they've got those hundred lens eyes, and

1386
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,719
Speaker 5: these things are big. They're like the size of beach balls.

1387
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,400
Speaker 5: And you slam the morning Star right in the middle

1388
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:13,719
Speaker 5: of that. The Alchemist Fire shatters and burns its wings

1389
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 5: to a crisp. This fly kind of explodes in a

1390
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 5: ball of cooking ichor as fire and bug juice spatters

1391
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 5: you from head to toe. You do take one point

1392
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:24,879
Speaker 5: of fire.

1393
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 2: That's fine. I turned a trance and give a big

1394
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:28,280
Speaker 2: thumbs up.

1395
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 5: Two are spattered just from top to bottom.

1396
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 1: Boss, Next time, I'll put two on there.

1397
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 2: Great, I still have one action left. Drawing a bomb

1398
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 2: or a javelin is an action.

1399
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,639
Speaker 5: Correct, so you can get something out, but you couldn't

1400
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 5: use it.

1401
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,679
Speaker 2: I'm raising my shield.

1402
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 5: Okay, you're gonna raise your shild Yeah, all right, So

1403
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:52,760
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go ahead and remove that particular fly from

1404
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 5: the map since it is super dead. Yeah, you are

1405
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 5: just splattered in bug juice from top to bottom.

1406
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 2: I haven't played a DPS character very long time. Is

1407
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:02,720
Speaker 2: very satisfying.

1408
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 5: That was impressive. All right. That was Spike's turn, Murdy.

1409
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 4: I would like to heal Squash, which will automatically take

1410
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:15,879
Speaker 4: care of those dying conditions. I'm gonna spend two actions

1411
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 4: to do this, meaning they will spells a range of

1412
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 4: thirty feet and I'm targeting Squash and gonna roll D eight.

1413
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 7: Do you want me to roll D eight or Squash?

1414
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 7: Do you want to rule your own healing? Oh?

1415
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 6: Please, I trust you more.

1416
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:34,120
Speaker 7: Okay, that heels for five, so you're back to five points.

1417
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 6: I love it.

1418
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 5: So it's plus eight, so that is a total of thirteen.

1419
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 5: You're still prone. You'll wait your turn and be laying

1420
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 5: on the ground with the fly sitting on top of you,

1421
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:44,799
Speaker 5: lapping up your blood.

1422
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 3: No, my blood.

1423
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 4: And then my last action, I'm gonna mutter some shit

1424
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 4: to myself that no one else can hear and cast

1425
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 4: guidance on myself, and I'll probably say this, this wasn't

1426
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,880
Speaker 4: supposed to be this way. I'm supposed to just be

1427
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:01,479
Speaker 4: doing soup.

1428
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,160
Speaker 5: So Trance, you now get to go again. Squash now

1429
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 5: goes after you. Knock before you because Squash call.

1430
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 1: All right, Squash, try to stay real flat, and then

1431
01:11:13,439 --> 01:11:16,559
Speaker 1: I'm going to whip out my shotgun and just blast.

1432
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 5: All right.

1433
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:26,280
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's not great. That's gonna be a total of thirteen.

1434
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,840
Speaker 5: Total of thirteen. What was your role? Because those weapons do.

1435
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 1: Miss fire at eight.

1436
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 5: Oh that's fine. Okay, So you roll a thirteen which

1437
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 5: is gonna miss let's say, drawing it and firing it.

1438
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:40,599
Speaker 5: You do still have one action.

1439
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:43,320
Speaker 1: I guess I'll draw one of my pistols.

1440
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 5: Okay, So Squash, we're back to you now. The fly

1441
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 5: is directly above you. Like I said, it's been lapping

1442
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,919
Speaker 5: up your blood. You can stand up if you want.

1443
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:56,639
Speaker 2: I could have stopped you from getting killed. My reaction

1444
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,600
Speaker 2: would have made you take less damage. That realization just

1445
01:11:59,640 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 2: hit me.

1446
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 5: So you're you're absolutely right. But remember you hadn't gone yet,

1447
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 5: so you can't take reactions.

1448
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 2: That's right. Okay, Yeah, no, I totally would have done it.

1449
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 2: I totally was on top of it. Okay, yeah, yeah, sorry,

1450
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 2: please continue.

1451
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,599
Speaker 5: Hey, everybody listening, get help. That's why Spike didn't save

1452
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:16,160
Speaker 5: their friend.

1453
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:16,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

1454
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 5: It's because they couldn't take a reaction. Y.

1455
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right. It's not because they're a terrible friend

1456
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:21,680
Speaker 6: to me.

1457
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:25,640
Speaker 5: Squash, Squash, it's your trip. Uh.

1458
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 6: For my first turn, I do a genkd vandam jump

1459
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 6: up from a front position and I say, no, fabulous, funny,

1460
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 6: mister Squash, And then I stabbed a fly with my

1461
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 6: cool new rapier.

1462
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 5: So when you did get fit last term, by the way,

1463
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 5: because you fell unconscious, I didn't bother with the Fortitude Save.

1464
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,559
Speaker 5: You also needed to make from the swamp. Why bite

1465
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 5: a crumbs If you could just make that for me

1466
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 5: real quick. I just kind of want to see what's

1467
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 5: going on with you.

1468
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 6: I rolled a fourteen.

1469
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 5: What do I have?

1470
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 6: It's a Fortitude Save eighteen total.

1471
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,800
Speaker 5: So yeah, that didn't do anything. So you stand up.

1472
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 5: Then what were you gonna do?

1473
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:03,200
Speaker 6: I skewer this nasty bug.

1474
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,760
Speaker 5: Go ahead and make me on my cool new rape here.

1475
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:10,280
Speaker 6: All right? I ruled a seven plus eight, which is

1476
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:15,839
Speaker 6: a total of enough to kill the fly. I hope sixteen.

1477
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 5: The fly is going to take a reaction called avoid

1478
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:23,839
Speaker 5: the swat, and it is going to get a bonus

1479
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:26,600
Speaker 5: to its ac which causes your attack to miss, and

1480
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:27,599
Speaker 5: then it's gonna move away.

1481
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:34,800
Speaker 6: That's classic fly stuff. I hate these nasty exactly that

1482
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:36,800
Speaker 6: got flies dead to rights in Pathfinder.

1483
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,919
Speaker 5: I tell you, I happen to know my flies.

1484
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:42,720
Speaker 1: So I had this same problem with a fly in

1485
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:43,760
Speaker 1: a shot on the other day.

1486
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,120
Speaker 6: What a game.

1487
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,560
Speaker 5: So you have one action left, but the fly is

1488
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 5: no longer within reach. You've stood up and you've attacked.

1489
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,519
Speaker 6: And I got one more and that you know what,

1490
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,840
Speaker 6: I just came back from the dead. I am gonna

1491
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,200
Speaker 6: I'm shoot it. I reloaded my gun. I'm going to

1492
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 6: shoot this bastard.

1493
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,640
Speaker 5: All right. This will be at a penalty. It's your

1494
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 5: second attack, so it's going to be at a minus

1495
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 5: five from whatever your normal illnesses, which I think is

1496
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:11,840
Speaker 5: like is that one.

1497
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:14,360
Speaker 6: Well I rolled the five.

1498
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:17,679
Speaker 5: Okay, so you crack off a shop but it goes wide,

1499
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 5: landing in the bushes. Now the swamp fly gets to

1500
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:24,920
Speaker 5: go next. And flies are not exactly known for their

1501
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 5: tactical acumen. So it's going to fly up to spike.

1502
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 2: No, don't fly at the full hit point person with

1503
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 2: their shield raised.

1504
01:14:31,439 --> 01:14:31,639
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1505
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 5: Well, like I said, it's a fly. It's not a

1506
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 5: skilled soldier. It's attacking whatever's nearby, which happens to be you. Great,

1507
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 5: and it's going to fly up an attempt to bite

1508
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:42,760
Speaker 5: you with its mandibles. Here we go.

1509
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 2: Well, oh that's really good.

1510
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 5: I'll say this by dice are on fire. That's a

1511
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 5: critical hit.

1512
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 2: Is a twenty always a critical impath finder?

1513
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,000
Speaker 5: So the way it works is that a twenty is

1514
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:59,160
Speaker 5: always one step better in the result. So in this case,

1515
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,200
Speaker 5: the total die roll is at twenty eight. Now, if

1516
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,200
Speaker 5: at twenty eight was a miss on you because your

1517
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:07,479
Speaker 5: armor class was really hot, right, rolling a twenty would

1518
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:09,519
Speaker 5: take it from a miss to a hip. In this case,

1519
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 5: it's probably a hit which is going to take it

1520
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:12,600
Speaker 5: to it it is.

1521
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:15,000
Speaker 2: It's not ten over, but I see that. Yeah, I

1522
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 2: was rolling the twenty okay, yeah, okay, so.

1523
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 5: That is going to hit you for fourteen damage. Now

1524
01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:24,920
Speaker 5: you do have your shield raised and you do have

1525
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 5: a reaction.

1526
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:28,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, However, if I do that, it'll destroy my shield.

1527
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:31,320
Speaker 5: It will definitely damage it quite badly.

1528
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:33,759
Speaker 2: Yes, my shield is twenty hit points, but it becomes

1529
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 2: damaged at ten, so it becomes unusable at ten.

1530
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't use it to raise your shield, but

1531
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 5: you could fix it like on the next boat journey

1532
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 5: between here and the next thing, you could work there.

1533
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:46,360
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna take the fourteen damage.

1534
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:51,320
Speaker 5: Okay, you take fourteen damage. Okay, you do also have

1535
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,679
Speaker 5: the Champion reaction. Can you use that on yourself?

1536
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 1: No?

1537
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:54,560
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

1538
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:56,559
Speaker 5: What is it liberating? Step?

1539
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 2: I believe it's an ally within my our fifteen feet

1540
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:01,519
Speaker 2: is at least that's what I wrote down.

1541
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:06,200
Speaker 5: All right, so you take fourteen damage. Okay, This one

1542
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 5: fly has one action left. It's going to attempt to

1543
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:11,559
Speaker 5: bite you again. Can I roll another natural twenty? I can.

1544
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:15,719
Speaker 5: That's not gonna hit this fly, however, has a taste

1545
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,400
Speaker 5: for blood. It keeps going for next.

1546
01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 2: I hate to ask this, but do I have to

1547
01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:21,479
Speaker 2: roll the Fortitude save?

1548
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 4: Ah?

1549
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 5: Yes, look at you being honest. I'm going to grant

1550
01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:29,439
Speaker 5: you a hero point for being honest, for taking the

1551
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:32,320
Speaker 5: damage and being honest. However, you do stuff to give

1552
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:32,760
Speaker 5: me that forty.

1553
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:37,240
Speaker 2: Yes, I passed it. I think I got a twenty

1554
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:38,720
Speaker 2: one after a thirteen plus eight.

1555
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,479
Speaker 5: Oh, that's definite. Gonna make it all rights fight.

1556
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 2: It is up to you, all right, I am going

1557
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:47,160
Speaker 2: to You know I was going to do a creative

1558
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 2: diversion and then try and hit it. Well, I still

1559
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:52,240
Speaker 2: haven't done that yet, so that's what I want to do. Okay,

1560
01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:55,960
Speaker 2: So I'm going to use this action called create a diversion,

1561
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:58,960
Speaker 2: which is a deception check versus its perception, to give

1562
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,080
Speaker 2: it a minus two AC. This is probably not the

1563
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:04,160
Speaker 2: most op thing I could do, but I'm just kind

1564
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:07,479
Speaker 2: of curious. Sure, and so I'm making a deception check

1565
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:07,760
Speaker 2: at it.

1566
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,479
Speaker 5: So how are you attempting to deceive the fly? I'm

1567
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 5: kind of curious.

1568
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 2: Much like with a regular fly, I'm going to hit

1569
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 2: above it instead of hitting it, I'm going to get

1570
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:24,320
Speaker 2: it to fly into my morning Star's all right, because

1571
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:28,360
Speaker 2: that's how I kill flies in real life. Okay, I

1572
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:30,760
Speaker 2: wasted my notat twenty This die rules. I really am

1573
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,080
Speaker 2: glad I switched dice. I got a twenty four on

1574
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,719
Speaker 2: my deception versus its perception.

1575
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:39,000
Speaker 5: You did roll a natural twenty. I don't think that

1576
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:43,040
Speaker 5: there's a critical success on that, but it is still good, okay,

1577
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:44,240
Speaker 5: and then.

1578
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:47,439
Speaker 2: I am going to try to hit it with my

1579
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,320
Speaker 2: morning stum.

1580
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 5: All right. So basically you kind of distract the bug

1581
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:52,600
Speaker 5: which kind of looks in the other way and is

1582
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,639
Speaker 5: flying around erratically and kind of showing you its whole

1583
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:59,719
Speaker 5: bug ass cool, so you're able to hit it more easily.

1584
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 2: And I also have this feat that makes me stay

1585
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:06,240
Speaker 2: hidden after I use created diversion. It's a feat because

1586
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 2: my background is insurgent, and it's a feat called lengthy diversion.

1587
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 2: The created diversion lasts past the end of the round,

1588
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,960
Speaker 2: so it I think the idea is that it's like

1589
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 2: still confused by me.

1590
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:25,040
Speaker 5: That would work until you attack it. So that would

1591
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,760
Speaker 5: be really good if you were trying to distract it

1592
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:29,160
Speaker 5: and get away. But if you're just gonna hit it,

1593
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 5: it's gonna know where you.

1594
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,760
Speaker 2: Are, okay. I rolled an eleven plus eight, so a

1595
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:37,400
Speaker 2: nineteen to hit, and it has a minus two to

1596
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:38,920
Speaker 2: its AC I believe, so.

1597
01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:41,519
Speaker 5: The fun part about this is that my cool ability

1598
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,880
Speaker 5: to avoid being swatted does require me to use it

1599
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 5: on an attacker. I can see and I can't see

1600
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:51,360
Speaker 5: you right now, so I can't use it. Yes, so

1601
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:55,479
Speaker 5: that is actually not a bad tactical movement. All you

1602
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 5: are keeping me from flying away from you, so that

1603
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 5: is gonna hit. Go ahead and deal damage.

1604
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:04,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I rolled A two undamaged, so six damage.

1605
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,560
Speaker 5: Six damage. This fly looks very badly heard. One of

1606
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 5: its wings is definitely broke and not flying the right way.

1607
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,920
Speaker 5: It's leaking kind of a pale yellow icher out of

1608
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 5: its spracked abdomen crack thorax. I guess it's a fly

1609
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:20,439
Speaker 5: got thorax.

1610
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, but with that, I'm gonna try and

1611
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:24,800
Speaker 2: hit it again. I am not smart enough to know

1612
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,320
Speaker 2: that this means it's going to get to fly away

1613
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:26,560
Speaker 2: from me.

1614
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:28,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it won't get to do so until after

1615
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 5: you attack.

1616
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 2: So okay, great, because I rolled a let's see, it's

1617
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:35,760
Speaker 2: at a minus five, so that's only a twenty two.

1618
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:38,599
Speaker 5: Well, it doesn't matter that I use my ability. You're

1619
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 5: still going to hit, so go ahead and roll damage.

1620
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,680
Speaker 2: Oh good, seven damage, So.

1621
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 5: It begins to try and fly away, but your diversion

1622
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:51,519
Speaker 5: has completely confounded it, and it is killed. You splatter

1623
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:56,920
Speaker 5: it across the field. Spite is a fly killer. Let

1624
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:01,880
Speaker 5: it be known legends throughout the land, the fly are dead.

1625
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:05,479
Speaker 2: I look kind of in amazement at the spiked stick,

1626
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,920
Speaker 2: my morning Star, and I'm like, I look at the

1627
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,759
Speaker 2: room that's etched in it now, and I'm like, cool.

1628
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:14,720
Speaker 2: So I'm really badly wounded. I was pretending like it

1629
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 2: was all fine.

1630
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:17,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's definitely hurts.

1631
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 2: It ripped out a good shop of my neck. I'm

1632
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:24,439
Speaker 2: looking down at the stick and you can see blood

1633
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,479
Speaker 2: coming out of my neck with each beat of my heart.

1634
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:31,920
Speaker 7: I come over and I put my hand on their

1635
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,920
Speaker 7: shoulder and I give you I will heal you up.

1636
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:38,040
Speaker 2: Does the soup actually heal?

1637
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 7: Yes, that's the bit about the cult.

1638
01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:44,120
Speaker 4: We accidentally made a soup that heals, and we keep

1639
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 4: it going in perpetual suicide.

1640
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:48,519
Speaker 2: How many hit points is that heal?

1641
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 5: One hundred?

1642
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 7: One hundred?

1643
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm beginning to think the cult just thinks they

1644
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,120
Speaker 5: have a perpetual healing.

1645
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:03,720
Speaker 7: We talked about the soup heels. It's mechanically the heel spell. Oh,

1646
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,040
Speaker 7: but the fiction is so.

1647
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,120
Speaker 5: You're an assuming you get the benefits of a heel.

1648
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 5: That makes perfect sense.

1649
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,960
Speaker 2: Okay, and it uses one of your heels.

1650
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:14,759
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's perfectly fair. I'm definitely

1651
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 5: in game with that.

1652
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 2: What is that heel?

1653
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,760
Speaker 7: Out of combat? How does this work?

1654
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,920
Speaker 5: So? Out of combat? It works? SIMI works in combat.

1655
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:23,719
Speaker 5: You can cast it in any one of the three ways. Obviously.

1656
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,760
Speaker 5: Out of combat, I suggest you use either the two

1657
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,679
Speaker 5: or the three action version because those are the best.

1658
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,880
Speaker 5: The one action version is only for emergencies.

1659
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,599
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, The two action one gets me an extra

1660
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 4: eight hit points, so I'm going to do the two

1661
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:37,639
Speaker 4: action versions.

1662
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,759
Speaker 5: It's best when you're only really healing one person.

1663
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 2: There are two of us who are badly wounded right now?

1664
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:44,639
Speaker 7: Oh who else is badly wounded?

1665
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 5: But spite you're much more badly wounded than squashes. Right now,

1666
01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 5: Squash has got a few scratches.

1667
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,880
Speaker 6: All right, I'm only down five now.

1668
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,360
Speaker 5: Okay, that's not nothing, but you're down fourteen?

1669
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I can heal for thirteen for one person

1670
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:02,960
Speaker 7: or five.

1671
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,800
Speaker 1: For multiple Okay, I'll take the thirteen, Jason, Yeah, well

1672
01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:09,200
Speaker 1: they're doing this and healin I'm gonna muck around in

1673
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 1: the fly corpses and find the hardest pieces of the flies. Okay,

1674
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:15,040
Speaker 1: like whatever, the hardest, sharpest bits of the flies, and

1675
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kind of chop them up into bits, and

1676
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use that to reload my shotgun.

1677
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:23,479
Speaker 5: Oh okay, sure, nice. Yeah. I mean the fly, like

1678
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:28,280
Speaker 5: you know, kite tin, especially around their mandibles and whatnot,

1679
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,479
Speaker 5: is very dense, very hard. Oh.

1680
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:32,599
Speaker 1: I saw what it did to some throats. I'm looking

1681
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:33,840
Speaker 1: to do that to some throats on my own.

1682
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:38,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you fill your shotgun full of bloody fly pieces.

1683
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,680
Speaker 2: I looked a squash, and I'm like, squash, we made corpses.

1684
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:44,719
Speaker 2: We should use your shorts.

1685
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:45,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1686
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 6: I start ripping up pieces of of my my fungused

1687
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:55,320
Speaker 6: up shorts, and I placed them deep within the caverns

1688
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:56,599
Speaker 6: of these open flies.

1689
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 5: All right. In addition, you're able to gather up the

1690
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:00,719
Speaker 5: berries you need with out too much trouble.

1691
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:02,320
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we had a mission.

1692
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,960
Speaker 5: The bushes are thorny, but outside of combat you can

1693
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:07,240
Speaker 5: just kind of take your time. In addition to this,

1694
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:10,439
Speaker 5: you notice that there is kind of buried underneath one

1695
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:13,640
Speaker 5: of the berry bushes, you spot a skeleton looks like

1696
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:16,920
Speaker 5: some poor traveler may have died up here, perhaps to

1697
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:24,280
Speaker 5: the flies. And it is clutching a scimitar that looks

1698
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:24,840
Speaker 5: in good shape.

1699
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:26,559
Speaker 6: Wow, that's so scary.

1700
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 2: Does it have a very similar rune as the rapier

1701
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Speaker 2: in My Morning Star?

1702
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:32,800
Speaker 1: Could I use annoledge kind on it?

1703
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:33,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1704
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:34,040
Speaker 5: You can figure it out.

1705
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:37,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, let me try nine.

1706
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:41,439
Speaker 5: I mean, you can't be certain, but there's a decent

1707
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:43,559
Speaker 5: chance it's a magical weapon. It seems in way too

1708
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:46,519
Speaker 5: good of shape to not be magical, because if it

1709
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:48,120
Speaker 5: were just sitting out here in the elements, it would

1710
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:48,960
Speaker 5: have kind of robbed away.

1711
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Boss, my guess is that this is special like

1712
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,599
Speaker 1: the other stuff we found, so we could probably I mean,

1713
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:57,160
Speaker 1: if nobody wants a scimitar, we can find something else

1714
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:59,080
Speaker 1: to do with it, like we did with the other thing.

1715
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:02,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I put it in my pack, all right.

1716
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:05,600
Speaker 5: So you make your way down from the hill and

1717
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:08,400
Speaker 5: back to your raft. You now have two of the

1718
01:24:08,479 --> 01:24:11,360
Speaker 5: three ingredients that you need, and you begin pulling off

1719
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:16,120
Speaker 5: into the swamp to find this soggy cemetery located in

1720
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,720
Speaker 5: the distant corner of the swamp. And as you begin

1721
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:23,000
Speaker 5: to pull through the murky depths begins to get later

1722
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:26,080
Speaker 5: on in the day, the sun begins to dip low,

1723
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:31,280
Speaker 5: the shadows are growing long. Your time is running short,

1724
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:37,200
Speaker 5: and somewhere out in the swamp, something is watching you.

1725
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:40,600
Speaker 5: But that's all we have time for here today, everybody.

1726
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:42,800
Speaker 5: So that's going to be the end of this episode.

1727
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,160
Speaker 5: I want to thank you all for playing once again.

1728
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:46,800
Speaker 2: Is so good.

1729
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:47,240
Speaker 6: Thank you.

1730
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:50,760
Speaker 1: I only want to thank some of you, but it's

1731
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:51,240
Speaker 1: a secret.

1732
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:52,920
Speaker 6: I sure do appreciate it.

1733
01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 2: And I want to thank everyone for listening to Dawn

1734
01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 2: of the Frogs. And if you come back next week

1735
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,040
Speaker 2: you'll get to watch I believe it's called a TPK

1736
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 2: and if you don't know what that is, you can

1737
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:07,600
Speaker 2: google it. And that's not a dirty thing. It's just

1738
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:08,880
Speaker 2: a terrible thing.

1739
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:13,479
Speaker 6: Tph Margaret, you said this wasn't dirty.

1740
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:15,320
Speaker 2: Oh no, you spelled it. Got seat.

1741
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:16,040
Speaker 3: Bye everyone.

1742
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:23,000
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1743
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,880
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