WEBVTT - My Producer’s Plumber - Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>Can ninety nine percent of plumbing problems be solved with

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<v Speaker 1>a plunger? No, okay, you got a plunger? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I do either.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a plunger. You guys got plungers? Yep, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Huh Pasha Pasha Shows Show. Welcome to todh show with

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<v Speaker 1>me as always Eddie. How you doing, Eddie?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>You're working on any new songs? No, Eddie, you're always

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<v Speaker 1>working on a song. Here this with some of your

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<v Speaker 1>your new material. Go ahead, some sing sing us a

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<v Speaker 1>new song.

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<v Speaker 3>Why be a biter? Just be a pincher. I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what, because pinching is a way to

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<v Speaker 3>make friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay says that is a good song.

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<v Speaker 2>It's for kids.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you are? You're like like that Wayne Brady.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like you're like a nice Wayne Brady. Uh, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well we got a great show today. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>minus the first part of the show where I get

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<v Speaker 1>some feedback from some of the commenters. This always puts

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<v Speaker 1>me in a swell mood.

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<v Speaker 3>There are a lot of comments people not knowing what

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<v Speaker 3>a lettuce trim is huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, it's not like an urban dictionary thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>as it's been told to me over the years, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a U. It's a slang term for

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<v Speaker 1>a cosmetic surgery where some women's uh, you know, labia

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<v Speaker 1>flap and hang low a little bit and they cut

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<v Speaker 1>it back, you know. And so instead of instead of this,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's more more like this.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go.

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<v Speaker 4>From the fire Festival episode, how about I buy a

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<v Speaker 4>condo for six hundred K and spend the other four

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<v Speaker 4>hundred k going to normal, amazing music festivals for the

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<v Speaker 4>rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many million dollar tickets he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to sell, but I mean, he seems he seems like

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<v Speaker 1>he's got good intentions.

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<v Speaker 4>Daniel continues to dress to the nines. I need to know,

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<v Speaker 4>are you wearing a T shirt under these sweaters? Or

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<v Speaker 4>is this sweater on skin?

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, this is a it's it's all about the nip.

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<v Speaker 1>If my nipple shows through the sweater, I wear an undershirt.

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<v Speaker 1>If it doesn't, then I go.

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<v Speaker 4>Bear back from the fire Festival episode, when Billy got out,

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<v Speaker 4>he celebrated a shrimp. This says, I'm a seafood industry

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<v Speaker 4>expert fifteen years dealing especially with wild salmon and Costco.

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<v Speaker 3>Sakey salmon is number one, and I know why.

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<v Speaker 1>You picked that. You're trying to justify it is good

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<v Speaker 1>saying why you buy seafood from Costco. There you have it, folks,

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<v Speaker 1>that's from an.

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<v Speaker 4>Expert comments on your TV show Hijacked. I've been an

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<v Speaker 4>airline pilot for thirty plus years. I've never carried a

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<v Speaker 4>metal thermos with me to work or known anyone who has.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that for lunch and break room with a pack

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<v Speaker 4>of SIGs.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty years plus. This guy's been in the cockpit, never

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<v Speaker 1>once had a metal thermos, just in case he needed

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<v Speaker 1>to bash his co pilot within an inch of her life.

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<v Speaker 4>This is from the George Former episode when did the

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<v Speaker 4>full disclosure that his wife was white. Such a beta

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<v Speaker 4>move to have to clarify that George's wife is white,

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<v Speaker 4>and then he wasn't trying to perpetuate a stereotype that

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<v Speaker 4>all black people are late to everything even if his

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<v Speaker 4>wife was black.

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<v Speaker 2>Who cares?

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<v Speaker 4>Tosh must have had his testicles removed by Hollywood when

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<v Speaker 4>he moved there you done.

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<v Speaker 1>I know there was a lot of people that wrote

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like this, and I hope all of them are

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<v Speaker 1>listening right now, Okay, because I don't like to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like to explain to you why I'm better

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<v Speaker 1>at comedy than you are, Okay, but I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to show you how the sausage is made,

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<v Speaker 1>because first of all, let's be clear, I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck about making a shitty joke about black people

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<v Speaker 1>being late, Okay, And how I know that you don't

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<v Speaker 1>get what I did is by people commenting like that.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I put that full disclosure comment in is

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<v Speaker 1>because the next story that I told in the interview

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<v Speaker 1>was about when I messed with his wife at a

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<v Speaker 1>playground and said it was the kid that looks like

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<v Speaker 1>George Foreman. And if you didn't know that she was

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<v Speaker 1>white before that story, and you thought maybe she was black,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's not a funny thing to say the kid

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<v Speaker 1>that looks like George Foreman. When the guy responded, oh

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<v Speaker 1>is she black? Do you understand? So you needed to

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<v Speaker 1>know that she was white before that. But I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>just write on the screen, by the way, George's wife

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<v Speaker 1>is white because a majority of our listeners YouTube, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>you might not want to hear this. Are still only

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this in audio form, so it would be lost.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had to make this little thing in front

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<v Speaker 1>of it because I'm like, oh shit, I forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>say that is what wife was white in any way

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<v Speaker 1>to make this story make sense about teasing this guy

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<v Speaker 1>that was trying to figure out which kid was his. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that made sense to you or not.

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<v Speaker 1>And then in doing that little full disclosure, I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to put jokes in there by saying, you know, white

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<v Speaker 1>is the absence of color, which, by the way, people,

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<v Speaker 1>technically that's not true. It is true. Black is the

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<v Speaker 1>absence of light, not color. I don't even want to

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<v Speaker 1>go into it with those fucking idiots. But and then

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<v Speaker 1>I also got to do a dig at making fun

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<v Speaker 1>of Cubans for always being late. Again, I'm just layering

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<v Speaker 1>comedy in there to set up another joke down the

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<v Speaker 1>road where you needed this information. Also, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>make fun one of the fact that his wife swears

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, which I forgot to do in the

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<v Speaker 1>interview because everyone thinks she's a saint, So that was

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<v Speaker 1>also a part of it. It's exhausting, have some compassion,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was born fully libed hearted. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>chose to be a magai.

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<v Speaker 4>Ref growing up listening to focus on the family sermons

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<v Speaker 4>as wild, especially how Tosh was able to leave all

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<v Speaker 4>that heavy conservatism behind, because that's not just regular conservatism,

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<v Speaker 4>that's conservatism on crack.

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<v Speaker 1>See. I've been on both sides of it my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't we all just wash each other's feet? Hmm ah,

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be a good ad campaign, you know, putting our

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<v Speaker 1>differences aside, but just washing each other's feet. Somebody should

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<v Speaker 1>make that something.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of discussion on why you want to

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<v Speaker 4>protect women's reproductive rights.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Classic using the underage rape example.

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<v Speaker 4>Lol. Rape account for one percent of all abortions one percent,

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<v Speaker 4>so GTFO using that straw man bs, and only two

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<v Speaker 4>percent are from medical emergencies. Over ninety five percent of

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<v Speaker 4>abortions are completely voluntary from people who made a choice

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<v Speaker 4>to have unprotected sex or sex out of marriage, people

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<v Speaker 4>who did those things without any intention of having a child.

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<v Speaker 4>Those people are murderers.

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<v Speaker 1>I respect your opinion because you believe they're murdering babies,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't believe that. And let's say that your

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<v Speaker 1>stats are right, there's only one percent. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even gonna argue the fact that in stual rape

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<v Speaker 1>is the least reported. But let's say the number is

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<v Speaker 1>way less. Let's say it's only happened one time. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're telling me you're okay with killing that baby, then

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<v Speaker 1>your argument loses a little credibility because I'm okay with

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<v Speaker 1>it at any stage. I don't believe it's murderer. I

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<v Speaker 1>do want to thank you for commenting, because everybody who comments,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it adds to the popularity of the videos

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<v Speaker 1>and ultimately leads to more proper And I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to know that I am taking some of the money

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<v Speaker 1>from ad revenue and using it to donate to abortion

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<v Speaker 1>clinics and to pay for abortions. So therefore, everyone who

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<v Speaker 1>has commented or watched a video of mine, you technically,

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<v Speaker 1>by definition, are an accessory to murder. All right, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably gonna affect some sponsorships, but I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to know that that technically, in Alabama right now, you

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<v Speaker 1>would serve fifteen years in prison. And when you pass

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<v Speaker 1>away and get up those pearly gates on judgment day,

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<v Speaker 1>you will be turned away. I'm sorry, those are the rules,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? What any moore Eddie?

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<v Speaker 3>We got one more?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's a comment about your son's bedtime stories. For

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<v Speaker 4>a story about helicopters, he sure did focus a lot

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<v Speaker 4>on the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>My son catching strays. I mean, you're critiquing a three

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<v Speaker 1>year old's stories. All right, let's get today's interview. Today's

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<v Speaker 1>guest is a plumber, but he's not my plumber. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, I considered interviewing my plumber, but I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just pretty sure he wouldn't be the right fit for

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<v Speaker 1>this format. One time I was talking to him, he

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to fix something on my toilet. He's just

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<v Speaker 1>leaning on the open The lid's open, but the part

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<v Speaker 1>that my butt sits on every day, he's just leaning

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<v Speaker 1>on it. Sitting on the floor talking to me and

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<v Speaker 1>like we're talking for way too long for him to

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<v Speaker 1>just still just be leaning. And then mid conversation goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you got heated seats, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, I do,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got heated seats all right. By the way, today's podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>you might have noticed the video quality is being broadcasting

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<v Speaker 1>four K and that's that's awesome, But we are experiencing

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<v Speaker 1>a few audio difficulties. So we've gotten the visual element up,

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<v Speaker 1>but the audio element occasionally is going to sound like

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<v Speaker 1>utter shit. But you know, growing pains. Huh. Enjoy, Pasha,

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<v Speaker 1>My guest today has seen some shit. Now I will

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<v Speaker 1>be focusing ninety percent of my questions on shit because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure as shit not going to trade school. Please

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<v Speaker 1>welcome Jimmy the Plumber. Jimmy, thank you for being here,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for having me. My first question, Jimmy that

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<v Speaker 1>I ask all my guests. Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Jimmy. How long have you been a plumber?

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<v Speaker 2>About fourteen years?

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<v Speaker 1>Fourteen years?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you always want to be a plumber?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you come from a long line of plumbers?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope? Not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy, you pee in the shower?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, who doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I didn't know it doesn't I do. It's okay

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<v Speaker 1>to write, it's it's okay for the plumb. That water

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<v Speaker 1>that's all going to a gray all right, okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>good for you. Like a shower?

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<v Speaker 2>You prefer bath shower cold showers?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like a cold shower?

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<v Speaker 2>Showers.

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<v Speaker 1>You're nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't do a hell water.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't use hot water, Jimmy, that's the craziest thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever heard. What are you telling you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the best for your for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I'm trusting me for you. I believe you.

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<v Speaker 1>But but it doesn't feel good.

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<v Speaker 2>Well the first the first few they see it is

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<v Speaker 2>gonna it's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. And then you get used to it.

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<v Speaker 2>You get used to it, You get used to it jumping.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Showers, how long do you shower for?

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<v Speaker 2>Like five minutes?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, see I like the shower for a good fifty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes. Get out of here, Like I like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice hot shower. You're a kid, so you always do

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<v Speaker 1>cold showers.

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<v Speaker 2>So you like all the steam coming out steam.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to brush my teeth in there too, with

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<v Speaker 1>hot water. My wife takes a shower and she has

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<v Speaker 1>water so hot, and I don't even believe that she's

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<v Speaker 1>touching the water or it's not even hitting her. She

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of moves back and forth. Unlet's just like

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<v Speaker 1>hit her hands in front of her. She's like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you do? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you originally from from Garland, Texas?

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<v Speaker 1>You like Texas?

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<v Speaker 2>I like it?

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<v Speaker 1>I like it? Now you like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>California is right? So are you everybody wants to live California?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you one of these people that wants to jump ship,

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<v Speaker 1>leave California and go back to Texas?

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<v Speaker 2>I have family out there. Most of my family is

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<v Speaker 2>in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you think you're gonna end up back in Texas?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Don't wantase California, Jammy, that's that's not

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<v Speaker 1>what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you married?

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<v Speaker 2>Legally married?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Are you legally married? You're not married, but you

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<v Speaker 1>have a serious relationship?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, all right, I want to get into legality.

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<v Speaker 1>How'd you get into being a plumber?

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<v Speaker 2>Basically? You know, I was between you know, going to college.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to college and back and forth doing you know,

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<v Speaker 2>part time jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>Why were you going to college just.

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<v Speaker 2>To make my family happy?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>You felt obligated?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, basically my parents that are like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 2>got to go to college. You gotta you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta finish school, you gotta do something. And that was

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<v Speaker 2>the reason I was going. But you know, I will

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<v Speaker 2>go to college. I would just take general classes and

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<v Speaker 2>some dumb classes as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure I took I took team sports and my team

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<v Speaker 1>sports class, Dante Culpepper was in there and we played

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<v Speaker 1>dodgeball one day and it was very scary. I get

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble for this sometimes where I say people shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>go to college, and I don't really mean it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do think if you know what you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do in life and you don't need college, like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>don't saddle yourself with debt going to college exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So, like I said, I was going to college with

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<v Speaker 2>part time jobs, you know, doing I was as a

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<v Speaker 2>clerk for a bank.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, for you were a banker, and being a

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<v Speaker 1>banker is so boring that you're like, I would much

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<v Speaker 1>rather be you know.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I hate about the thing what I

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<v Speaker 2>was having a partner job is one of those locations

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of nowhere you get like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>three or four clients an hour. Probably I was the

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<v Speaker 2>only a male clerk in the mank. The rest all girls.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice, it's nice, but okay, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, here's the thing. They're in the own little world,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, talking about their stuff. Sure, and I'm here,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, just sitting there waiting for my client to

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<v Speaker 2>show up. Since the old female, they will get all

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<v Speaker 2>the clients, so would just sit there. It was, you know, boring.

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<v Speaker 1>My My father in law is a banker and he

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<v Speaker 1>just loves to talk about it, acts like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>most exciting thing in the world. And I just stare

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<v Speaker 1>at him. So you dropped out of college to be

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<v Speaker 1>a plumber?

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<v Speaker 2>Basically? Yeah. So, like I said, I was going to college.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what to do with my life. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I was parrying college working. Finally this family party, my

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<v Speaker 2>brother in law at the time, you know, he came

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<v Speaker 2>up to me. He's like, hey, you know, do you

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<v Speaker 2>know do you know any anybody wants to work plumbing?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, I can probably ask a couple of friends,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. And then he goes like, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the pay is good, the minimum which was you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they were paying like like four or five dollars more

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<v Speaker 2>than the minimum wage. Okay, you don't have to know anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, had to have tools. I was thinking about it,

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, I was. I was in the bank.

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<v Speaker 2>So I spoke to my manager at that time. You

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<v Speaker 2>know in the bank, I'm like, hey, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I need a week you know, I'm having you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some finals and going.

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<v Speaker 1>On okaye the line, yeah right, normal, right, Sure, you're

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<v Speaker 1>double dipping. You're still getting paid by the bank, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna go check out. See if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>be a plumber. You don't want to. I get it. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes complete sense, all right. And so you agreed that, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is a good switch. I'm done. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to do this for a living.

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<v Speaker 2>So I asked for a week off. I called my

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<v Speaker 2>my brother in law and like, hey, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to give it a try. And he's like

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<v Speaker 2>you sure, yeah, And he's like it's it's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's pretty tough to to you know what you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is he trying to like get you to not

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<v Speaker 1>do it? When he first asked you to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It, well, he asked me if I knew anybody, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't want it to be you.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you know what it was was your parents

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<v Speaker 1>upset that you dropped out of college.

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<v Speaker 2>First.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but you're like Mark Zuckerberg, except with toilets. Mark

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<v Speaker 1>zucker dropped out. Just do the Facebook, whatever that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that, I said, the Facebook, I remember. And

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<v Speaker 1>then how long until you opened your own company?

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<v Speaker 2>I will say maybe six seven years?

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<v Speaker 1>And has it been easy starting your own company? Or

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<v Speaker 1>was it? Was it difficult?

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<v Speaker 2>I got my license and then I knew this friend, right,

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<v Speaker 2>he's been doing plumbing forever. So I came up to him.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hey, you know what, I have a license.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you had a client. What do you say if

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<v Speaker 2>we partnership? And then he's like, you know what, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good idea. Let's do it right away. From

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<v Speaker 2>the get go, I had clients and I was working

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<v Speaker 2>with you know, like city jobs pretty much, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>so it was pretty good, you know, like I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>struggle at the beginning, like after we split it. I

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<v Speaker 2>was with him for about two years. And then after

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<v Speaker 2>we split, you know, because obviously you know, after two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and a, everything you know, slowed down.

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<v Speaker 1>The big recession two thousand and eight slowed everything's down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how long is the school to get your license? How

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<v Speaker 1>long does that take?

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<v Speaker 2>Depends on it individual.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, how long did you get How long did

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<v Speaker 1>it take you to do it?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it took me maybe like three months.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me if I'm wrong. Basically, everything just has to

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<v Speaker 1>angle down. It's just about an angle. You just need

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<v Speaker 1>to slow it is. That's all plumbing is, start at

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<v Speaker 1>one height and make it go down.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship has to go down, Shit has to go down.

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<v Speaker 1>How many different types of plumbers are there?

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<v Speaker 2>So you have basically it's different branches, I will say.

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<v Speaker 2>So they have the service plumbers.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't about the Rotor Ruter Fox.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a different brand.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like rot You like Rotor Ruter or No?

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<v Speaker 1>They get any good? Should we not be calling Rotter River?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Well, here's the thing, Rotor, it's it's it's a

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<v Speaker 2>big company, right, sure, So it depends what area are

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<v Speaker 2>you in. But I know some guys that they do

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<v Speaker 2>some treaky things.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can you answer me. Have you you've done plumbing

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<v Speaker 1>in a high rise before?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, here's what I want to know. There's just toilets

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<v Speaker 1>all the way up into the sky and and and

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<v Speaker 1>there's just one It just goes to one big line.

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<v Speaker 1>And these turns are taking two hand foot dives exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>They are well literally yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But most of the time you have they call it

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<v Speaker 2>vertical risers, and those are you know, obviously you're talking

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<v Speaker 2>about ten inch twelve inch pipes that all the drain.

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<v Speaker 1>Will still that.

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<v Speaker 2>It will be tough. Yeah, trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, you know, horizontal, ground level, horizontal, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he dives into the vertical risers.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the water pressure?

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<v Speaker 2>They have it all usually most of the most of

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<v Speaker 2>the buildings, they have a split system which goes from

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<v Speaker 2>the basement ground level to the I would say maybe

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<v Speaker 2>the third or four floor, which is CD pressure. Then

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<v Speaker 2>from the fifth to whatever floor it goes with a pump.

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<v Speaker 2>So you pump all the water into tanks up in

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<v Speaker 2>the roof, and then you let gravity do its job.

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<v Speaker 1>In hot water too, because this is like some of

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<v Speaker 1>these high rises there's furnaces on every floor. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, No, you have a big, a big tank

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<v Speaker 2>up in the roof.

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<v Speaker 1>How much does that tank hold?

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<v Speaker 2>Was? Maybe like five thousand and six thousand gallons of water?

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<v Speaker 1>It confuses me so much. Is fixing plumbing problems in

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<v Speaker 1>high rises? Is that harder than like homes or.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's actually easier. It's just that you have to

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<v Speaker 2>deal with the fact that when you're doing that repair,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to shut down the entire floor, so you

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<v Speaker 2>have to deal with people.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Okay, my wife, her hair possibly clogs every

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<v Speaker 1>drain in the house at some point. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where it's coming from. I don't know why it's in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen sink.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing. We all complain about women's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>being the ones, but we all lose hair obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but our hair is short.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but still I think showers are the worst when

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<v Speaker 2>it comes to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she does this thing where she she sticks all

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<v Speaker 1>of her hair that's loose on the wall, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, does the thing where she you know, then

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<v Speaker 1>she can take it all out. But the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>she fucking never does it's all. Then I go into

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<v Speaker 1>the shower and I see this big dry hair ball

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of the shower and eventually it falls in.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, But but hair is a real problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you know, here's the thing. It's one of

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<v Speaker 2>one of the easiest problems to fix pretty much.

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<v Speaker 1>What about what about a liquid DRAINO should we ever

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<v Speaker 1>use that stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Showers? Yes, not on the sinks. Don't use liquid drain

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<v Speaker 2>or toilets or toilets now, because liquid drain is basically

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<v Speaker 2>a chemical to burn the hair. So if you put

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<v Speaker 2>it in your toilet or on your sink, you're just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get a messy clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Can ninety nine percent of plumbing problems be solved with

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<v Speaker 1>a plunger? No, you got a plunger?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I do either.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a plunger. You guys got plungers? Yep, yes, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they sell like some nice ones that.

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<v Speaker 1>They still they still when you pull them out. Where

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<v Speaker 1>do you clean a plunger.

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<v Speaker 2>On your buyers?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, that's the right answer. You should do it in

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<v Speaker 1>your backyard with a hose. But no, what does everybody do?

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<v Speaker 1>They take it out, It drips everywhere, and they put

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<v Speaker 1>it in their bathtub. That's disgusting. What's your stance on

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<v Speaker 1>wet wipes butt wipes? Flushing them? Can not even though

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<v Speaker 1>they say flushable now, no, you cannot flush them all. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's my routine. Okay, I think you'll approve of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little disgusting. But I use wet wipes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't flush them. I don't use any toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got the toilet I've got in my room, in

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<v Speaker 1>my bedroom, the only toilet in the house, the fancy

0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:11.159
<v Speaker 1>toilet with the bidet and everything. So it cleans me.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I use a wet wipe, but the wet since

0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:16.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm already clean, the wet wipe is just an extra

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<v Speaker 1>layer of clean. This then I throw it in the trash,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm flushing nothing. You flush the toilet at night

0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:24.240
<v Speaker 1>when you go to the bathroom if you pee. I don't.

0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:27.639
<v Speaker 1>It's too loud. It wakes me up. I don't flush

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<v Speaker 1>at night anyway. So I got a fancy toilet. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this is going to be my gift to

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<v Speaker 1>myself and my home, a fancy toilet. But the first

0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 1>one that we got, and they're expensive, those toilets, those

0:23:38.119 --> 0:23:40.600
<v Speaker 1>fancy toilets are really expended. Do you spend ten grand

0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:43.600
<v Speaker 1>on a toilet. That's crazy anyway. So the first one

0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:47.199
<v Speaker 1>that we bought was one of those modern ones that

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<v Speaker 1>goes into the wall, not down a wall mount, which

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<v Speaker 1>is nice because you get to clean the floor underneath

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<v Speaker 1>your toilet. It's cleaner. But here was the problem. Mount one,

0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:04.639
<v Speaker 1>and they're so all low flow. Now there's not much water.

0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Every time you took a shit no matter what kind.

0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:13.600
<v Speaker 1>It left a huge streak on the bottom because it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a hard ninety hear. And then we read the

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<v Speaker 1>reviews of the toilet after we've already installed it, and

0:24:18.880 --> 0:24:22.640
<v Speaker 1>they're like, yes, it it leaves poop stains. My wife said,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't have this. I go, but it cost seventy

0:24:25.000 --> 0:24:27.399
<v Speaker 1>five hundred dollars. She said, we can't have it. I

0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:32.720
<v Speaker 1>can't have poop stains every time I go to the bathroom.

0:24:31.960 --> 0:24:34.119
<v Speaker 2>So you keep flushing and flushing and he doesn't go.

0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:38.800
<v Speaker 1>So I paid to have it taken out. Put another

0:24:38.840 --> 0:24:41.199
<v Speaker 1>expensive toilet, but a one that goes straight down in

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:46.480
<v Speaker 1>lesson learned Lesson learned on that toilet. The average man

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:51.560
<v Speaker 1>in their lifetime, if they live to be seventy five

0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:55.719
<v Speaker 1>years old, we'll spend six years sitting on toilet. It now,

0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:56.320
<v Speaker 1>I made it up.

0:24:56.280 --> 0:24:56.359
<v Speaker 2>But.

0:24:58.160 --> 0:25:01.600
<v Speaker 1>It My point is, have a good seat. Talk about

0:25:01.600 --> 0:25:03.800
<v Speaker 1>some of the disasters that you've walked into.

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you if that comes as a disaster.

0:25:06.960 --> 0:25:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I walk into an adult film set by mistake.

0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:15.640
<v Speaker 1>By mistake, they didn't have any plumbing problems.

0:25:16.440 --> 0:25:20.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I was there to to to just do a walk.

0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:21.399
<v Speaker 1>To lay some pipe.

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't. I didn't know that that that was

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<v Speaker 2>happening at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's funny. Did you did you watch at all?

0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. Was the story good or no?

0:25:36.160 --> 0:25:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Well I didn't. I didn't stick for that all. Yeah.

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I rarely make it anything.

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:44.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm walking almost at the climax. At the climax.

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:52.919
<v Speaker 1>That's good timing Mario or Luigi? Which one? Okay, should

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<v Speaker 1>we be drinking tap water?

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:56.320
<v Speaker 2>No, not at all?

0:25:56.480 --> 0:25:59.320
<v Speaker 1>You serious? I drink tap water every day, especially for

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<v Speaker 1>my pills, and I put my mouth underneath it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I will say, maybe like sixty five percent

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<v Speaker 2>of the water that you're getting on the fosse is recycled,

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<v Speaker 2>so unless you leave in one of those places that

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<v Speaker 2>is still get it, you know, from fresh.

0:26:12.760 --> 0:26:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I do.

0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:17.800
<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, you're drinking recycle pool water.

0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean that's got to have some benefits.

0:26:21.160 --> 0:26:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Now. Oh yeah, Hey, I.

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<v Speaker 1>The fear people have of a snake, an actual real

0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:32.000
<v Speaker 1>snake coming up a toilet, is that real?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've always worried about it.

0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:37.720
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, you can get older, you know, you

0:26:37.760 --> 0:26:38.680
<v Speaker 2>can get cockroaches.

0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in the toilet coming up. Yeah, yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I've ever seen that.

0:26:42.560 --> 0:26:44.200
<v Speaker 2>They can survive, they can swim.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, all right, upper decker?

0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:46.879
<v Speaker 2>You know?

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 1>An upper decker is that's when you poop into the

0:26:49.400 --> 0:26:52.120
<v Speaker 1>top of the tank of someone's toilet at their house.

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:55.000
<v Speaker 1>You do it during a party. It's fun, and then

0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:57.320
<v Speaker 1>when they flush, brown water comes out. Have you ever

0:26:57.359 --> 0:26:58.200
<v Speaker 1>seen an upper decker?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, is there a busy season for plumbers?

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:04.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Not really?

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean I was thinking like after the super Bowl?

0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Well you know what? Actually, actually no, actually Thanksgiving and Christmas.

0:27:14.920 --> 0:27:17.160
<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving that's a big meal.

0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I always get the calls.

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 1>You get the calls because everybody's family's there. People are

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:24.440
<v Speaker 1>using their toilets way more than they normally.

0:27:24.800 --> 0:27:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Normal, and and shit happens.

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<v Speaker 1>How long do you wash your hands at the end

0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:34.640
<v Speaker 1>of the day? Hello, yeah, how long do you wash them?

0:27:35.280 --> 0:27:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Like? A minute? All right, listen a minute?

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:40.440
<v Speaker 1>All right? You're not worried or like, oh man, I.

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Always wear latest gloves. You wear gloves, yeah all the time.

0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 1>You ever ever been hit on by one of your customers?

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Somebody comes to your house and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>uh oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, uh huh uh it was an old lady.

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:52.879
<v Speaker 1>How old?

0:27:54.040 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Well at that time I was in my meet twenties,

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<v Speaker 2>so was probably, like I was saying, like forties, early forties.

0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, So did you make it happen?

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:12.920
<v Speaker 2>She wasn't that attractive? Okay? You know all right?

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 1>What makes a good or bad customer?

0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:17.000
<v Speaker 2>How long did it take to pay?

0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:19.399
<v Speaker 1>Talk some shit about John? You did you do the

0:28:19.440 --> 0:28:20.359
<v Speaker 1>plumbing for this place?

0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:21.639
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:28:22.440 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 1>Does he did he? What did he treat you fair?

0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:24.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:28:25.040 --> 0:28:26.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Did he pay you on time?

0:28:27.040 --> 0:28:29.639
<v Speaker 2>No? That is.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing up to code?

0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. That's a good question.

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Now if somebody wants you to do something that's not

0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:40.960
<v Speaker 1>up to code, like like you know you can't even

0:28:41.040 --> 0:28:44.880
<v Speaker 1>get shower heads in this state. That yeah, that will

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:46.440
<v Speaker 1>actually the water come out.

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:49.440
<v Speaker 2>More than whatever the stay requires, right right. It's like

0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:53.640
<v Speaker 2>when you order something from online and you see these

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 2>nice face that you like, m hmm, but when you

0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 2>when you put on your car and it says, uh no,

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:04.760
<v Speaker 2>it cannot be shipped to this location because California. Right.

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 2>So what I you know, have my customers do is

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:11.080
<v Speaker 2>like when they want something like that, it's like, you know,

0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 2>just order out of state or you know some you

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 2>know out of California, and then so help bring it over.

0:29:18.480 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Even if I drill drill it out some of the

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 1>pipes and take out the water savory, it's still there's

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 1>just not enough water pressure coming to the house for

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 1>it to ever change. And I feel, here's my argument.

0:29:33.480 --> 0:29:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm all for saving water, and I do my part.

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Here's how I do my part. I shower with my

0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 1>wife and my two kids all at the same time.

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 1>So that's four people getting clean. I should be allowed

0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:50.160
<v Speaker 1>to have water hitting as harder. Right, that's my logic.

0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 1>But you're saying the only workaround is like you got

0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:53.680
<v Speaker 1>to go out of state and you got to buy

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 1>your fixtures, but that still doesn't affect.

0:29:55.520 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's if if if you have like a low

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:03.080
<v Speaker 2>consumption whatever you know, faucet mm hm, and you want

0:30:03.080 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 2>to get more water. Yeah, but but you know, in

0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 2>your case, it sounds like the plumbing, the plumbing in

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:13.480
<v Speaker 2>the wall, it's probably undersize or it's old galvan ice

0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:15.120
<v Speaker 2>and it's all rusted out, you know.

0:30:15.200 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 1>So no, no, it's not rusted out. This is all new.

0:30:17.480 --> 0:30:19.920
<v Speaker 1>This is new. But but a lot of the plumbing,

0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:23.720
<v Speaker 1>the size and because it's for them to sign off

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:24.080
<v Speaker 1>on it.

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 1>And then there's then there's like a is there like

0:30:27.320 --> 0:30:29.240
<v Speaker 1>a bar inside the pipe?

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:30.000
<v Speaker 2>A restricter?

0:30:30.280 --> 0:30:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Huh, the whole way through all the pipes.

0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's pretty much what a favorite thing from California

0:30:35.960 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 2>a witch.

0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 1>They don't have that in Texas.

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 2>They don't know, they don't care, just.

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Taking taking nice showers in Texas. Do you have any

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 1>celebrity clients you ever deal with people? You're like, Oh,

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I know who this person is?

0:30:47.280 --> 0:30:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Now are there are there ships different than ours? Are they?

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Is it all the same? M hm? What what race

0:30:55.880 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 1>of people has the worst smelling ships? Go ahead, I

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:04.440
<v Speaker 1>don't know. No, you ever meet Andy Gump? You know

0:31:04.480 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 1>who he is? Do you know?

0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 2>And I know that company right, But I don't know.

0:31:09.320 --> 0:31:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Is there a person is Andy Gump? A person could

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:14.600
<v Speaker 1>be What are your thoughts on those? On those work site?

0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Porta potty is just the worst place.

0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 2>In the world, or yeah, they're they're disgusting.

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, here let me tell you something. As I have

0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:26.240
<v Speaker 1>a sensitive stomach, so I was recently working. I was

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:28.959
<v Speaker 1>in South Carolina. I was pushing It was late at

0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 1>night and I was pushing my daughter in a stroller

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 1>trying to get back to my hotel. My stomach was

0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:36.320
<v Speaker 1>upset and I wasn't gonna make it. So here's what

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:40.040
<v Speaker 1>I did. I pushed my daughter right up next to

0:31:40.080 --> 0:31:42.800
<v Speaker 1>the chain link fence at a construction site, jumped the

0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 1>fence and went and used the porta potty and just

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 1>hoped that no one took my daughter because it went

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:55.360
<v Speaker 1>fine okay, But but I had to as someone with

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:58.320
<v Speaker 1>a bad stomach, I know I always might, Oh there's

0:31:58.360 --> 0:31:59.200
<v Speaker 1>a construction site.

0:31:59.280 --> 0:32:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Well here's here's the thing. Though, now nine days what

0:32:02.200 --> 0:32:04.600
<v Speaker 2>they're doing is they're putting locks on those things. I know,

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 2>I know when everybody leaves, they lock those things and.

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Get You know what I do if it's locked in

0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 1>that scenario, I shove it over, tip it over, and

0:32:13.800 --> 0:32:16.280
<v Speaker 1>ship on top of it, just to let them know

0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:20.080
<v Speaker 1>that they are awful. Now, when people are on my show,

0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I always give them a gift from my house. I

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:25.480
<v Speaker 1>just give something from my house. And I was like, oh,

0:32:25.520 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 1>what can I give Jimmy the plumber? And then I

0:32:27.720 --> 0:32:29.720
<v Speaker 1>thought about it. I was like, oh, this is perfect.

0:32:29.840 --> 0:32:33.880
<v Speaker 1>You worried or no, it's never It's pretty. I figured

0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I go he's from Texas, I go, and plumber's crack.

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't ever want to I don't want him to

0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 1>have it. So I got some of my old belts

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:46.040
<v Speaker 1>that that I had that have the text right, Nice,

0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I said, I I go, there's a perfect gift for Jimmy.

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Couple old leather belts with a big old Texas longhorned

0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 1>belt buckle.

0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Nice, thank you.

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I know that those things were gifts to me from somebody.

0:32:57.920 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, I don't. I don't ever dress

0:32:59.880 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 1>like this. All right, put that on the floor that

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:06.520
<v Speaker 1>that's what's your waist.

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Size thirty six? That'd be fine.

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Plumbers crack? Where did that stereotype come from?

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:13.680
<v Speaker 2>No idea?

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Are you self conscious and always make sure that your

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:16.720
<v Speaker 1>pants are up?

0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah? Always? Okay, have you seen some some plumbers

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 2>crack here and there?

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Sure you have the term white mice? You know what

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:29.520
<v Speaker 1>that is? Right? You don't know the term white mice

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:32.160
<v Speaker 1>is in the plumbers world. And then a woman's tampon

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 1>that clogs up the toilet. Oh you've heard it.

0:33:35.760 --> 0:33:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, I never heard of the white mice.

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, have you have you found those?

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, definitely.

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:42.400
<v Speaker 1>What's the worst thing you've seen people flush in the.

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Toilets uh, sex toys?

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Was it on purpose or did it fall out?

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Maybe a mistake and just you know, went down. I

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 2>want to pick it up.

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:56.400
<v Speaker 1>You gotta you gotta flush of sex toy? How far

0:33:56.480 --> 0:33:59.600
<v Speaker 1>can you actually snake a drain or a toilet? How

0:33:59.600 --> 0:34:00.520
<v Speaker 1>far can you actually go?

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 2>You know it depends without removing the toilet? Six feet?

0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 1>That's it? What about talk about roots? Tree roots? And

0:34:09.000 --> 0:34:10.680
<v Speaker 1>is that just a nightmare? What do I gotta do?

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<v Speaker 2>If you sewer outside? Is clay pipe?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an I got you have to get rid of

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<v Speaker 2>the clay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I just keep paying to have the roots

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<v Speaker 1>cleaned out because it's.

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<v Speaker 2>The jedal right, yeah yeah, Unfortunately, you can't do nothing

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<v Speaker 2>about it unless you replace it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I got to replace it. What's the biggest

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:31.839
<v Speaker 1>funk up you've ever done?

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<v Speaker 2>That was back when I was working for a company

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<v Speaker 2>at the union. You had to do uh they call

0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 2>it a brace shuddering, which you used, you know, like

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 2>a torch, you know, the torch they use for t

0:34:45.120 --> 0:34:49.759
<v Speaker 2>welt stuff and melt things. The guy who was my

0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, my foreman, He's like, oh you know what,

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:55.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, you want to learn how to do this?

0:34:55.440 --> 0:34:57.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure. And he's like, okay, so this is

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<v Speaker 2>how you mix you know that the oxygen and nitrogen

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<v Speaker 2>to get you know, the perfect flame so you can

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<v Speaker 2>brace the copper. So he's you know, he started showing me,

0:35:09.840 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, you mix it this way, and okay, fine,

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:15.800
<v Speaker 2>we shut up this day. I think he was off today.

0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 2>They send somebody else with me, you know, because usually

0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:22.759
<v Speaker 2>usually when you're working on those companies, you work you know,

0:35:22.760 --> 0:35:24.920
<v Speaker 2>with a partner. So they send this other guy and

0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:27.840
<v Speaker 2>he's like, oh, you know, what are we doing today.

0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, we're going to keep raising you know

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:32.920
<v Speaker 2>this these copper pipes, right, and he's like, you know

0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 2>how to do that? I'm like, oh, yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. So I grab this tea we're talking about,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, at that time, this is back in two

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:46.959
<v Speaker 2>thousand and five and six. At that time, that tea

0:35:47.440 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 2>was worth almost three grands the copper tea, coppery, yeah,

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:55.640
<v Speaker 2>ten inch, ten inch copper tea. So I grabbed the thing,

0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, put it all together, put it on the table,

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<v Speaker 2>started working on it. This guy is watching me thinking

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<v Speaker 2>that I know what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>You've heard about it.

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<v Speaker 2>At least I put a hole into the tea. So

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<v Speaker 2>is that done? Done? It's done done. You can't do nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>So that goes to the trash well recycled, recycle.

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:15.359
<v Speaker 1>It goes back your car.

0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:21.160
<v Speaker 2>So so I'm like and he looks at me. He's like, oh,

0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:23.440
<v Speaker 2>I tell you you knew what you were doing. Like,

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:28.920
<v Speaker 2>uh oops, So what do we do now, Well, let's

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 2>just pretend that never happened, cut it, put it in

0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 2>the back of my truck, and then we told the supervisor, oh,

0:36:37.239 --> 0:36:40.160
<v Speaker 2>we need this tea and he's like, whoa, I order it.

0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:42.480
<v Speaker 2>You know it's it's in the in the box in

0:36:42.520 --> 0:36:45.840
<v Speaker 2>the job box. Oh we can find it. Oh no,

0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:50.000
<v Speaker 2>So it was a it was a you know, expensive

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<v Speaker 2>fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, right, but it didn't cost you any.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, and then I actually took it back to

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<v Speaker 2>a recycled place and I get some money out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy, that's not the right thing to do. Would you

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:08.080
<v Speaker 1>consider yourself a reputable do you like, make sure you

0:37:08.080 --> 0:37:10.520
<v Speaker 1>know you talked about the road up people Sometimes they

0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 1>take advantage of people. Do you ever take advantage of

0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:14.880
<v Speaker 1>customers or try to upsell them? Or do you just

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<v Speaker 1>be like here, this is this is what you need,

0:37:16.719 --> 0:37:17.479
<v Speaker 1>this is what you get.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I think the reason that I kept myself

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:22.760
<v Speaker 2>busy until this time, you know, and I'm always busy.

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I never advertised, never done any advertising. No, everything is

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:27.920
<v Speaker 2>being warm mouthed.

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<v Speaker 1>And you didn't mention that story about you know, costing

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:33.200
<v Speaker 1>that one client ten thousand dollars with that tea.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:35.880
<v Speaker 2>No, No, that was that company that used to work for.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:40.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean this, you were a young buck and you're allowed.

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:42.360
<v Speaker 1>You're allowed one of those per career.

0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:49.200
<v Speaker 2>So here's the thing I've been trying to always even

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:52.359
<v Speaker 2>even some of my guys, you know, like I had

0:37:52.760 --> 0:37:55.839
<v Speaker 2>this guy working for me one time and he's like, Jimmy,

0:37:55.600 --> 0:37:58.840
<v Speaker 2>what do you do? This is so perfect? Not perfect,

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:01.480
<v Speaker 2>but you know what do you make it look so nice?

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the client is not gonna it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see it. It's gonna be inside the insulation in the walls.

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, don't worry, just do it because I like to,

0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:13.200
<v Speaker 2>you know, keep it symmetrical, keep it nice looking. You know,

0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:14.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to all messy.

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 1>You need an honest person.

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:17.880
<v Speaker 2>That's how I being keeping my business.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, do you hate the fact that you know

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:21.160
<v Speaker 1>how to fix stuff all the time? Like do your

0:38:21.160 --> 0:38:23.200
<v Speaker 1>neighbors come over and go hey, man?

0:38:23.719 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh, here's the funny thing, like when you know, once

0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:29.040
<v Speaker 2>I go home, I don't want to do anything. Even

0:38:29.080 --> 0:38:31.239
<v Speaker 2>if there's a leaky fact in the house, I don't

0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:33.960
<v Speaker 2>touch it if my neighbor, if my neighbor comes out.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually had this old lady. She she's she's really nice.

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:41.719
<v Speaker 2>She's she lives by herself. She came out the other day.

0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:44.239
<v Speaker 2>I was I was pulling the trash cans ole and

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:46.480
<v Speaker 2>she came out and she said, oh, Jamie, how are you.

0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:48.600
<v Speaker 2>I want to I want to ask you for a favor.

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:49.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, what happened?

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Because I ordered this stove from home depot and uh

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:56.880
<v Speaker 2>they I told, you know, the deliric guy. Oh you know,

0:38:57.800 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna pay him, you know, to install it

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:02.640
<v Speaker 2>for me to connect the gas line. But he didn't

0:39:02.719 --> 0:39:06.400
<v Speaker 2>because he said I didn't have the right connection.

0:39:06.840 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's a real favor.

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in my head, right, I'm like, oh, but you know,

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:14.839
<v Speaker 2>it's just an older lady by herself. Okay. So I

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:19.719
<v Speaker 2>went I went up and whatever connection she had. It

0:39:19.760 --> 0:39:22.400
<v Speaker 2>was that it was the right one. It just happened

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:26.879
<v Speaker 2>to whoever showed up. They didn't care. You just wanted to,

0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:29.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, drop off the box and leave. That's as

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:32.319
<v Speaker 2>much as I do, you know, with my neighbors and

0:39:32.320 --> 0:39:34.000
<v Speaker 2>stuff like that. But you know, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>know anything about plumbing.

0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:37.640
<v Speaker 1>What's it. I'll do some advertising for you. I'll give

0:39:37.680 --> 0:39:40.439
<v Speaker 1>you free advertiser on this show. What what's the name

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:41.240
<v Speaker 1>of your company?

0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:43.799
<v Speaker 2>You see Flow Plumbing Services, Easy.

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:47.560
<v Speaker 1>Flow Plumbing Services. I just rolls off the tongue. Did

0:39:47.600 --> 0:39:49.120
<v Speaker 1>you have sex with your neighbor when you went over

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 1>there to install the stove? Now, okay, that's what I

0:39:54.560 --> 0:39:56.480
<v Speaker 1>think of plumbing. I think the plumbers are just having

0:39:56.520 --> 0:40:01.360
<v Speaker 1>sex with everybody. I had a pipe. It was running

0:40:01.360 --> 0:40:06.720
<v Speaker 1>across my bedroom and it was it had permanent hot

0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 1>water going through it, like real hot water. That and

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:12.440
<v Speaker 1>it had one of the welds or whatever, one of

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:16.799
<v Speaker 1>the seals. It had a leak, but a pinhole. But

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:19.239
<v Speaker 1>it was so the water was so hot that when

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 1>it dripped it it didn't drip, it evaporated. It evaporated.

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 1>So for like three years it was evaporate. But when

0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:31.960
<v Speaker 1>it hit the dry wall below it. It turned back

0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:34.719
<v Speaker 1>to water so like you couldn't see where the drip

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 1>was coming from until about three years later where I

0:40:37.760 --> 0:40:40.520
<v Speaker 1>put my hand on the wall and my hands went

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:41.320
<v Speaker 1>right through the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't call me, No, I didn't.

0:40:44.040 --> 0:40:47.520
<v Speaker 1>I used I used my guy, Barry, you know Berry. No,

0:40:49.200 --> 0:40:51.360
<v Speaker 1>it's not as small, not as small of the circle

0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:52.080
<v Speaker 1>as I thought it was.

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:55.200
<v Speaker 2>No, there's tons of towns plumbers on there.

0:40:55.280 --> 0:40:57.919
<v Speaker 1>No, I know Barry. Barry's the guy that just leans

0:40:57.920 --> 0:41:00.360
<v Speaker 1>on my toilet and goes. You got a heated toilet.

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 1>See you got graphics on the side of your truck. No, No,

0:41:06.480 --> 0:41:07.960
<v Speaker 1>you don't want anybody to call you ever.

0:41:08.360 --> 0:41:11.319
<v Speaker 2>I used to. I used to, But what happened is

0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:15.960
<v Speaker 2>that with Dad, what you're doing is you creating tief

0:41:16.280 --> 0:41:19.879
<v Speaker 2>to pretty much follow you and then steal your crap.

0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Because I have my vent stolen a couple of times.

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:24.799
<v Speaker 2>So now I don't do it. Like I said, I

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:25.960
<v Speaker 2>don't do any advertising.

0:41:26.239 --> 0:41:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to advertise for you or no?

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:35.359
<v Speaker 2>Not really? Yeah, that's funny, all right.

0:41:35.400 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate you taking time out, Jimmy. Thank you for

0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:43.080
<v Speaker 1>your hard work, and thank you for having me I'll

0:41:43.120 --> 0:41:47.720
<v Speaker 1>see you around. That's a soft hand, strong.

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Pasha.

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:57.840
<v Speaker 1>That does it, Carl. Another one's in the books. I

0:41:57.840 --> 0:41:59.680
<v Speaker 1>want to thank Jimmy the Plumber for being on the

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:03.279
<v Speaker 1>show and doing all the plumbing in our studio here.

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<v Speaker 1>Haven't had a single problem. There's a good guy. I'd

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:10.200
<v Speaker 1>give him a plug, but he says he doesn't want him. Fine,

0:42:10.520 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>speaking of plugs, I uh, you see this, guys. This

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:22.920
<v Speaker 1>is a boys Wear pinktote from Boyswearpink dot com. Okay,

0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:24.760
<v Speaker 1>let me tell you some of this tote. This tote

0:42:25.200 --> 0:42:30.399
<v Speaker 1>goes for twelve dollars. But if you order something on

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 1>the website, it'll ask you when you're checking out, do

0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:36.640
<v Speaker 1>you want to add a tote? Listen, Carl, for only

0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:40.560
<v Speaker 1>an extra five dollars? Right, Okay. Well, the other day,

0:42:41.160 --> 0:42:43.800
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna call her out, we get an order

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:49.800
<v Speaker 1>from Lori in Connecticut and she just got a tote

0:42:51.239 --> 0:42:54.440
<v Speaker 1>for five dollars. I'm like, how'd she beat the system?

0:42:55.480 --> 0:42:56.960
<v Speaker 1>It looks like what she did she put in her

0:42:57.000 --> 0:43:01.880
<v Speaker 1>cart something and then she deleted the main thing and

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 1>it just kept the five dollars tote in there and

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 1>it didn't go back to the twelve dollars price, But

0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:12.800
<v Speaker 1>now she had to pay for shipping. But still Laurie

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:16.839
<v Speaker 1>got a tote without purchasing anything else for five dollars.

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:21.319
<v Speaker 1>You believe that she beat the system. I'm not gonna

0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 1>fix it either. Now I'm encouraging people, Carl, you don't

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:31.359
<v Speaker 1>find this fascinating that somebody figured out a way to

0:43:31.400 --> 0:43:33.680
<v Speaker 1>get toats for just five dollars when they were originally

0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:37.680
<v Speaker 1>twelve dollars. That's a pretty cool workaround, all right, you

0:43:37.760 --> 0:43:40.799
<v Speaker 1>win that round, Laurie. What else is going on? The

0:43:40.840 --> 0:43:45.319
<v Speaker 1>goat on Amazon? Check that out? My tour, check out

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:48.440
<v Speaker 1>our dates, buy tickets go on now before we go,

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:53.080
<v Speaker 1>a bedtime story from my once three year old son.

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<v Speaker 5>See you next week, room ballad mounting shan't outside you

0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:03.839
<v Speaker 5>now they little popped into a gig trip.

0:44:04.120 --> 0:44:06.040
<v Speaker 1>You already told the story of popsicles. I don't want

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:08.600
<v Speaker 1>to hear it anymore. Tell me a new story.

0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:13.400
<v Speaker 5>Once upon a time a wabbits went to the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that is insane.