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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and in today's phone tap,

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Speaker 1: we call a guy who's agreed to babysit for his

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Speaker 1: wife's friend. He's never met this lady or her five

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Speaker 1: year old son, oh man, but he does know she's

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Speaker 1: supposed to be calling him to go over a few details.

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Speaker 1: Now here's the important part. The five year old. We

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Speaker 1: kind of made him up using clips we got off

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Speaker 1: the internet, so doesn't really exist. But our goal is

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Speaker 1: to get this guy to believe that he's a real

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Speaker 1: kid with real issues. You'll see how he handles it

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now another.

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Speaker 2: Oh, George, Yeah, this is a on. Hi. I'm friends

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Speaker 2: with your wife, Trish. We're hanging out this Friday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: how you doing? Hi? So good and so excited for Ladies' Night. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it seems like it to be a fun time for

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Speaker 2: you guys, and I only have you to thank for

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Speaker 2: making it happen. Trish told me how awesome you are

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Speaker 2: for agreeing to babysit my little guy.

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Speaker 3: Teddy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no problem at all. I mean I got

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Speaker 2: nothing going on, no plans, and I'm happy to do it. George,

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Speaker 2: I am so sorry to interrupt you, but that's probably

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Speaker 2: ups I need to go sign for a delivery. Will

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Speaker 2: you just hold on for one second? Sure, I'll do that.

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Speaker 2: I'm coming.

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Speaker 3: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Hi huuh hi? Is this Teddy? It looks like me

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Speaker 2: and you're gonna be hanging out on Friday.

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 2: What, buddy?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Ice cream?

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Speaker 2: I like ice cream too, It's one of my favorites.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we'll have someone you come over, Teddy? What are

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Speaker 2: you doing on my phone? They were just having a conversation.

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Speaker 2: When mommy leaves, you do not talk on the phone

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Speaker 2: without my permission.

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Speaker 1: George is a good person, but we don't know him.

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Speaker 1: He could be a predator.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I'm a predator or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: I seems like you would not be comfortable leaving him

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Speaker 2: with me. But trust me, that was just a precaution.

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Speaker 2: You gotta be a good mom these days, all right,

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Speaker 2: that's true.

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Speaker 1: Now we don't tell anyone this, but Teddy and I

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Speaker 1: are both looking for an upgrade.

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Speaker 2: An upgrade?

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Speaker 1: What kind of upgrade, you know, like if something better

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Speaker 1: comes around?

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Speaker 3: Were flexible?

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, George, I am so sorry.

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Speaker 2: That's a ups guy.

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Speaker 1: Again, A possible upgrade.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go.

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Speaker 2: Sign for this. I'll be right back. I'm coming. What

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Speaker 2: the hell is going on? Hey, Teddy?

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 2: Tell me? What?

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Speaker 1: Hie? Ice cream?

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Speaker 2: That's great? You already told me that, Teddy. And on Friday,

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Speaker 2: hopefully we can get some ice cream. But I don't

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Speaker 2: think your mom wants you talking on the phone right now.

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Speaker 3: So I like truck.

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Speaker 2: You like truck? Huh? Well do you do? You like

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Speaker 2: to play with truck gets?

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Speaker 1: So yay, we can be a truck family.

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Speaker 3: I give me the baby trucker.

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Speaker 2: Daddy can be the father trucker and you can be.

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Speaker 3: The mother trucker.

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Speaker 2: That's really funny there.

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Speaker 3: The truck you're a mother truck.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like it's going to be a great Friday. Teddy,

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Speaker 2: pun't just put the phone down and wait on your

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Speaker 2: mommy get back. Please put the phone down, Teddy. I

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Speaker 2: like truck. I get it. What did I say about

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Speaker 2: using mommy's phone? He's a precocious one, I tell you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, where did you hear that? Wait?

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Speaker 2: Is this how you are around children? Look, he was

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Speaker 2: just on the phone talking about mother trucker and father

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Speaker 2: and the whole truck family.

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Speaker 3: Jack.

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Speaker 2: I have never heard him say that until he talked

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Speaker 2: to you. Tris should have told me this.

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Speaker 3: I am mortified.

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Speaker 2: You are more than mortified. Oh, for the love of God,

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Speaker 2: that's my eighteen year old pool boy. Listen, I need

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Speaker 2: to go put some rouge on. I will be right

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Speaker 2: back and we will finish this conversation. No, I don't

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Speaker 2: think right there, Jad, Holy crap, what the teddy? You

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Speaker 2: got me in a lot of trouble with your mom

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Speaker 2: because of what you're saying. So if you could just

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Speaker 2: don't say that, Teddy, can you please stop?

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Speaker 3: Could I come over and play what is happening?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, George. I was putting on my lingerie Teddy's

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Speaker 2: voice change. I was hoping that wasn't Teddy? Was that Teddy? Well,

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Speaker 2: not exactly.

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Speaker 1: It's actually a sound effect we play when we're doing

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Speaker 1: prank calls on people from the radio.

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Speaker 3: That's cold, man, Teddy's not real.

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Speaker 2: And this isn't either.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that ain't right. I thought I was going

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Speaker 2: to babysit the devil Trish run Us and she said

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Speaker 2: that you agreed to watch one of her friend's kids

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Speaker 2: and wanted us to mess with you. Holy changing. The

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Speaker 2: voice was cold, man. I thought, all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: it's going to.

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Speaker 3: Go through a portal to come over and play the

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Speaker 3: week up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was Phone Tap weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning