WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: High School Carrots & Potatoes

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<v Speaker 1>King Jewels. Second, you know, dating in high school is awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Your hormones are raging. You both smell like body odor.

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<v Speaker 1>Tough part about being a guy who's trying to spray

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<v Speaker 1>enough axe body spray to cover that body odor never works.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to make out with somebody with cheese stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>your braces. That's never fun. But what's more awkward than

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<v Speaker 1>dating in high school? Me? Dating a high schooler. That's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>To perfuse, you gotta deal with. Parents don't get it,

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<v Speaker 1>police officers don't get it. But you know what I say.

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<v Speaker 1>Age ain't nothing but a number, baby, And I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>there to pick you up at three thirty this afternoon

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<v Speaker 1>so we can go get a soda and some fro yo.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is not about me and my problems right now.

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<v Speaker 1>This is about today's second date or His name is Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason that I said all that is because

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<v Speaker 1>Matt reconnected with a high school sweetheart. I thought we

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<v Speaker 1>were talking, Matt was trying to go to homecoming. Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>He reconnected with a high school sweetheart and now she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling him back after they had a date. Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, dude? Hey, what's going on jewel How much?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? Oh, Matt, I'm good. I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So tell us a little bit about the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you want to call today. Her name's Avery and we

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<v Speaker 1>went to high school together. We dated for like a

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<v Speaker 1>year our senior years, and then split up for college.

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<v Speaker 1>I never really came back home until recently. I just

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<v Speaker 1>moved back a few months ago and I heard she

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<v Speaker 1>was still here through some friends and found around Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>And how long ago was this? Um? We started messaging

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook a couple months ago. Oh no, I meant,

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<v Speaker 1>I meant how long ago was your relationship with her

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<v Speaker 1>in high school? Oh? That was like nine years ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine years ago. Okay, that's a long time. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely in a while. I mean, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>keep cabs on people, but I haven't seen her or

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<v Speaker 1>had like a real conversation with her or anything in

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<v Speaker 1>that time. So is this one of those things like

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<v Speaker 1>when you reconnected to her, you know you've always kind

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<v Speaker 1>of still had feelings or you're just like, hey, an

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<v Speaker 1>old friend. I mean I still had feelings definitely, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know I was open to just reconnecting. How did

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<v Speaker 1>she react to you hitting her up on Facebook? After

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<v Speaker 1>all those years, you know, I guess she was weirded

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<v Speaker 1>out at first. For sure. I definitely tried to show her.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have an agenda or anything. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see how she was doing. And I think that

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<v Speaker 1>warmed her up. And when you liar, you did have

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<v Speaker 1>an agenda, you wanted to ask her out again. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably true. What was your reaction when you saw

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<v Speaker 1>a picture after nine years have not seen her? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>when I saw her picture on Facebook, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely thought she looked amazing. She looked pretty much how

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<v Speaker 1>I remembered her, you know, grown up. I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>she still looked like a seven teen year old girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I was into that. Oh my god, No more like

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<v Speaker 1>more like you know, just she seems young and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>full of life, and she's got that same smile and

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<v Speaker 1>these gorgeous eyes. So tell us about your date. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>when you guys actually met up, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I took her out to dinner, but we were just

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<v Speaker 1>basically catching up for you know, an hour hour and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. She was still like the same person, super friendly,

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<v Speaker 1>really nice, you know, I mean, we had a good

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<v Speaker 1>conversation overall. It went really well. But there was this

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<v Speaker 1>like one part that got a little uncomfortable and awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>and so now I'm rethinking everything. What part was that? Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I went in for the kiss at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the night, and she definitely did the tilt head away

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<v Speaker 1>as I land on the cheek move. You were like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell We've made out so many times before

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<v Speaker 1>where you shut me down? Now? That definitely was going

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<v Speaker 1>through my head, but I was trying to cover that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she say anything or did she just like dodge

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<v Speaker 1>the kiss and it was obvious she said, no, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a little too soon, you know. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh no, I just I felt really normal

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<v Speaker 1>to kiss you right now and I'm sorry I should

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<v Speaker 1>I should chill out. And she said I had a

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<v Speaker 1>really nice time, you know, I'll talk to you later,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, cool, I'll give you a call, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she just got in her car and drove off,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was the last time I talked to her, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you haven't heard anything from her since your day

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<v Speaker 1>at all? Nada? And you've tried texting and calling her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I was trying to keep it cool, but

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely called a couple of times and threw out

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<v Speaker 1>a few texts, like for the next few days, since

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<v Speaker 1>this is your high school sweetheart, to be awesome. If

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<v Speaker 1>you called and her parents answer and you're like, can

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Avery please? I didn't call her home.

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<v Speaker 1>I still remember it, but I you know, I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>got her new cell phone number. Were you guys? Like first?

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's creepy to say it that way, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to know you were like asking about

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<v Speaker 1>their seventeen year old sex life. If I said, hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>did you take your V card? That would be different,

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<v Speaker 1>but I felt like I should say it. Were you

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<v Speaker 1>guys first? Were you? I'm just curious, Like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that can show how much you you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly how intimate you were with each other and how

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<v Speaker 1>serious things were with you, and how much she remembers you,

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<v Speaker 1>because girls don't normally forget their first normally, they don't normally. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we were approaching that line and then college came, so

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, we were dancing with that line, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I missed my opportunity. Oh so you're just looking

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right. I know why you still remember her?

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<v Speaker 1>Then she's the one that got away. She did all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song, come back call her and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, all right, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on brooking jubil in the morning. We're right in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a second date update. And if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us. Matt is on the phone today. He

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<v Speaker 1>wants us to call his high school sweetheart Avery. They

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<v Speaker 1>reconnected after nine years and went out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's not calling him back. Matt. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>before we get to the phone call, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to say, I picture you in high school talking to

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<v Speaker 1>this girl, just kind of like this just mat music

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<v Speaker 1>playing in the background, know, so hey Avery the fifth Matt. So,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking like maybe a today after the pep,

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<v Speaker 1>probably we could sort of like you know, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stay behind while everybody leaves, and then we could go

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<v Speaker 1>underneath the bleachers and you know, we could do stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you're interested in like doing some stuff under there?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I promise that I'll be really like respectful, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do like under the shirt and maybe over lebra

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<v Speaker 1>and I will treat you with the utmost respect. And

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<v Speaker 1>I promise like later I won't go into the locker

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<v Speaker 1>room and tell everybody that we totally bone down, give

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<v Speaker 1>them the honest answer that nothing really happened except I

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<v Speaker 1>touched your braw. Okay, I probably won't let that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll probably exactly say that, like we went all the way,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's what we do in high school. So maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you should just be cool with that. Okay, sweet, then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you at the bleachers right after the PEPPERRELLI okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, cool, go team. Okay THEA Is that pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much about how you sounded? Yeah, I mean a little

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<v Speaker 1>less Beavis and butthead, but totally all right. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to call her and get her on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and find out why she's not calling him back. If

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't hear his date, they went out, they had

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. There was an awkward moment when he

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<v Speaker 1>tried to kiss her and she said no, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get her on the phone right now and find

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<v Speaker 1>out why she's not calling you back. Here we go, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Avery? Please? Hey? Avery? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>From what I'm sorry from Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. It's a radio show. Sorry, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know your radio show. Well, we're a morning

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<v Speaker 1>show and we do a segment on our show called

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<v Speaker 1>the second Date Update. Have you ever heard of anything

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<v Speaker 1>like that? No? What that is is where if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a date with somebody and then end

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<v Speaker 1>up blowing them off, they email us to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can get you on the phone and ask if

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<v Speaker 1>something went wrong. So, somebody recently emailed us about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't really been on any date. So did you

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<v Speaker 1>go out with a guy named Matt a little while

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<v Speaker 1>ago who you used to date in high school? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well Matt emailed us and told us a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about your date. Oh my god, do you mind telling

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<v Speaker 1>us why you're not calling Matt back? I just, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just think it's better that we don't

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<v Speaker 1>see each other. Why is that? I mean, what did

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<v Speaker 1>he tell you, guys? I mean, he did tell us

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<v Speaker 1>he tried to kiss you and you turn him down. Wow, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised. Yeah, so he told us all that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he said, at the end of the night, you

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<v Speaker 1>just got in your car drove off, and now you

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<v Speaker 1>won't answer any of his phone calls or text messages

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. I get. At a certain point in the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation during the date, I felt weird. It's just started

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<v Speaker 1>to feel weird. What made you feel weird? Well, at

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<v Speaker 1>a certain point we started to talk about high school

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<v Speaker 1>and reminiscing about that, and he really hammered at home

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<v Speaker 1>hard no pun intended, how we never had sex, like

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<v Speaker 1>it never happened between us, like he talked. He talked

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<v Speaker 1>about how you guys dated in high school, but you

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<v Speaker 1>just never quite got there right exactly, And then he

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<v Speaker 1>continue to talk about it. How did he talk about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm curious? I did ask him, because I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a creep like that. You might not know me very well,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like, hey, were you guys each other's

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<v Speaker 1>first or did you go all the way since it

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<v Speaker 1>was a high school relationship, And he said that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys messed around a lot but never did anything, So

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<v Speaker 1>why how would he keep bringing that up? Though? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he was just he just said, you know, aren't you

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<v Speaker 1>curious what it would be like? And then he started

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<v Speaker 1>bringing up memories about you know, like that one time

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<v Speaker 1>in the living room and your parents came home, or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we well we all must did it and

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<v Speaker 1>then they came home. Or He's like, I learned a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of stuff in college. I learned a lot. Was

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<v Speaker 1>he tried to impress you with his new found skills,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't mean it started to get

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<v Speaker 1>really creepy because he had clearly fixated on it like

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<v Speaker 1>a long time, like he'd really been thinking about it

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time. It was really obvious. Did he

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<v Speaker 1>say it that much? Or were you just send to

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<v Speaker 1>dive to it? I mean, he would not let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>And if that wasn't enough, he kept dipping his carrot

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<v Speaker 1>in and out of his mashed potatoes as he was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about it. You like, did he Was he doing

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<v Speaker 1>that on purpose? I'm not sure, because it was like

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was like this very strange experience for

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<v Speaker 1>he like wouldn't take his eyes off me, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was like moving the carrot up and down in the

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<v Speaker 1>mashed patoes. It was really creepy, even if he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>doing it on purpose, I mean sublumbital maybe even worse

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<v Speaker 1>and like walking eyes with me. I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 1>really creepy, just staring you down, slowly dipping his carrot

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<v Speaker 1>into his mashed potatoes. I don't often dip carrots into

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<v Speaker 1>mashed potatoes. So maybe he was doing it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you Yeah, did you tell us that, like, the

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<v Speaker 1>whole conversation was making you uncomfortable? I know, I really

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to say anything at the time because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want it to be weird. I mean, we had

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<v Speaker 1>just gotten our food and I didn't, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was hoping that he would stop talking about it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just not the conversation and that I wanted to have.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't pick up a dinner roll and start violating

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<v Speaker 1>that with his parrot too. That does sound like an

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<v Speaker 1>awkward situation. You know. The only thing more awkward than

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<v Speaker 1>that if he was actually on the phone listening, which

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<v Speaker 1>he is. He's listening to this conversation right now. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, are you kidding me? No, I'm not avery.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Matt. Look, I'm sorry you're comfortable, and I

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<v Speaker 1>really I had no idea that I was I was

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<v Speaker 1>making you feel that way. And the whole carrot in

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<v Speaker 1>the mashed potatoes, and that's so embarrassing. I did I

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<v Speaker 1>really do that. I don't remember. You did it for

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<v Speaker 1>the longest time, and you wouldn't stop talking about what

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<v Speaker 1>it would be like if we did it, and don't

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<v Speaker 1>you wish we had done it? And like, remember you

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<v Speaker 1>give the bus jobs and like whether you know, did

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<v Speaker 1>you actually say that to her? Matt, I mean, it

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<v Speaker 1>was definitely on my mom mind. But at least you're

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<v Speaker 1>at least you're admitting it. I just I know this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds so strange, but it was just like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I really can't explain, like how my brain and emotions

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<v Speaker 1>just like shot back ten years and I just, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I it was. It was an unbelievable thing. I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, I like, I felt this energy and connection

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<v Speaker 1>between us, and I'm kind of shocked that you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>avery like, I mean, picking away all the weird I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing. Well, that's what you were projecting though. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I was having a good time, but then

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<v Speaker 1>you just started licking your lips the whole time and

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<v Speaker 1>like so weird. I just felt like you were staring

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<v Speaker 1>at me like I was an object instead of somebody

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<v Speaker 1>you used to know, a whole person. You know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I guess it was just on my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we dated for such a long time and

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<v Speaker 1>we never fully completed that relationship, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like there's no closure this. Some people would

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<v Speaker 1>say that that was a full relationship and that there

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<v Speaker 1>was closure. I guess you guys can just agree to disagree,

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<v Speaker 1>because it sounds like Matt really, really really wants to

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<v Speaker 1>finish what you guys started in high school. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>that seems like all he wants. So it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>Matt hasn't even ever been with another woman and that

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<v Speaker 1>he's still fantasizing about his Like, that's so weird to

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<v Speaker 1>still be fantasizing about your high school girlfriend. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>that I've been fantasizing about her. It's just that we

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<v Speaker 1>had such a strong connection and we were almost there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just I really wonder what it would be

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<v Speaker 1>like physically to express those feelings and connections. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when you date people after high school, you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>that history with like, you don't have all that intensity there,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I just wonder if this would be you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if this would be a sign of like avery was

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<v Speaker 1>the want, or you reverted back to a horny high

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<v Speaker 1>school boy who couldn't think about anything but that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I felt at night, and it's what they'd

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<v Speaker 1>be really uncomfortable, Okay, well, this is a perfect time

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<v Speaker 1>then for me to ask Avery, if you will go

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<v Speaker 1>out with Matt on a second day, we will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. That's a solid no. But he's learned so

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<v Speaker 1>much since high school. You heard him. No, Matt, Sorry

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't work out for you. But hey, man, at

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<v Speaker 1>least you have all those high school memories, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that'll keep you warm and comfy at night. We just

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<v Speaker 1>we spent a lot of time on her parents' launchers

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<v Speaker 1>with a really comfortable quote broken jewel in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>If that wasn't enough, he kept dipping his carrot in

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<v Speaker 1>and out of his mashed potatoes as he was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it. You like, did he was he doing that

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<v Speaker 1>on purpose? I'm much more because it was like it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was like this very strange experience for he

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<v Speaker 1>like wouldn't take his eyes off me, but he was

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<v Speaker 1>like moving the carrot up and down in the chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really quick. One of the weirdest things I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard any dude do on a first date. It's broken

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<v Speaker 1>jewil in the morning. Matt wanted to call this girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Avery. They were high school sweethearts. They reconnected, went

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date, and I guess during the date,

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<v Speaker 1>he just kept talking about how awesome it would be

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<v Speaker 1>if they went all the way because they never went

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<v Speaker 1>all the way in high school. They almost got all

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<v Speaker 1>the way there, and I guess he's been thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>it ever since. But during the date, when he was

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<v Speaker 1>eating his food while he was talking to her about this,

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<v Speaker 1>he was like looking at her and dipping his carrot

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<v Speaker 1>in his mashed potatoes, like, Yeah, somebody texted in at seven, eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five and nine two that says, I can't believe guys

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<v Speaker 1>can be this clueless. Trust me, I've been a guy

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<v Speaker 1>all my life. Yes, a lot of us are that clueless.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm imagining he was just like dipping it and then sucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Look how sexy I am right now. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update, just email the show broken Jewili

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<v Speaker 1>move nine to five dot com. We will call the

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<v Speaker 1>person who didn't call you back point five