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Speaker 1: King Jewels. Second, you know, dating in high school is awkward.

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Speaker 1: Your hormones are raging. You both smell like body odor.

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Speaker 1: Tough part about being a guy who's trying to spray

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Speaker 1: enough axe body spray to cover that body odor never works.

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Speaker 1: Trying to make out with somebody with cheese stuck in

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Speaker 1: your braces. That's never fun. But what's more awkward than

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Speaker 1: dating in high school? Me? Dating a high schooler. That's awkward.

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Speaker 1: To perfuse, you gotta deal with. Parents don't get it,

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Speaker 1: police officers don't get it. But you know what I say.

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Speaker 1: Age ain't nothing but a number, baby, And I'll be

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Speaker 1: there to pick you up at three thirty this afternoon

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Speaker 1: so we can go get a soda and some fro yo.

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Speaker 1: But this is not about me and my problems right now.

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Speaker 1: This is about today's second date or His name is Matt.

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Speaker 1: And the reason that I said all that is because

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Speaker 1: Matt reconnected with a high school sweetheart. I thought we

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Speaker 1: were talking, Matt was trying to go to homecoming. Weird.

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Speaker 1: He reconnected with a high school sweetheart and now she's

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Speaker 1: not calling him back after they had a date. Matt,

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Speaker 1: what's up, dude? Hey, what's going on jewel How much?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Oh, Matt, I'm good. I'm all right.

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Speaker 1: So tell us a little bit about the girl that

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Speaker 1: you want to call today. Her name's Avery and we

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Speaker 1: went to high school together. We dated for like a

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Speaker 1: year our senior years, and then split up for college.

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Speaker 1: I never really came back home until recently. I just

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Speaker 1: moved back a few months ago and I heard she

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Speaker 1: was still here through some friends and found around Facebook.

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Speaker 1: And how long ago was this? Um? We started messaging

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Speaker 1: on Facebook a couple months ago. Oh no, I meant,

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Speaker 1: I meant how long ago was your relationship with her

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Speaker 1: in high school? Oh? That was like nine years ago?

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Speaker 1: Nine years ago. Okay, that's a long time. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's definitely in a while. I mean, you know, you

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Speaker 1: keep cabs on people, but I haven't seen her or

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Speaker 1: when you reconnected to her, you know you've always kind

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Speaker 1: of still had feelings or you're just like, hey, an

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Speaker 1: old friend. I mean I still had feelings definitely, but

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Speaker 1: you know I was open to just reconnecting. How did

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Speaker 1: she react to you hitting her up on Facebook? After

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Speaker 1: all those years, you know, I guess she was weirded

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Speaker 1: out at first. For sure. I definitely tried to show her.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have an agenda or anything. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to see how she was doing. And I think that

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Speaker 1: an agenda, you wanted to ask her out again. Maybe

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Speaker 1: that's probably true. What was your reaction when you saw

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Speaker 1: a picture after nine years have not seen her? Well,

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Speaker 1: when I saw her picture on Facebook, I mean I

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Speaker 1: definitely thought she looked amazing. She looked pretty much how

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Speaker 1: I was into that. Oh my god, No more like

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Speaker 1: more like you know, just she seems young and you know,

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Speaker 1: full of life, and she's got that same smile and

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Speaker 1: these gorgeous eyes. So tell us about your date. Then,

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Speaker 1: when you guys actually met up, what did you do?

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Speaker 1: I took her out to dinner, but we were just

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Speaker 1: where you shut me down? Now? That definitely was going

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Speaker 1: Did she say anything or did she just like dodge

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Speaker 1: the kiss and it was obvious she said, no, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: it's just a little too soon, you know. And I

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Speaker 1: I speak to Avery please? I didn't call her home.

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Speaker 1: I still remember it, but I you know, I definitely

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Speaker 1: got her new cell phone number. Were you guys? Like first?

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Speaker 1: because girls don't normally forget their first normally, they don't normally. No,

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Speaker 1: It's all right. I know why you still remember her?

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Speaker 1: Then she's the one that got away. She did all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, all right, thank you,

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Speaker 1: hang on brooking jubil in the morning. We're right in

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Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update. And if you're

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Speaker 1: just joining us. Matt is on the phone today. He

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Speaker 1: wants us to call his high school sweetheart Avery. They

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Speaker 1: reconnected after nine years and went out on a date

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Speaker 1: and now she's not calling him back. Matt. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: before we get to the phone call, I just want

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Speaker 1: I was thinking like maybe a today after the pep,

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Speaker 1: Are you're interested in like doing some stuff under there?

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Speaker 1: Like I promise that I'll be really like respectful, like

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Speaker 1: you should just be cool with that. Okay, sweet, then

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Speaker 1: I'll see you at the bleachers right after the PEPPERRELLI okay,

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Speaker 1: much about how you sounded? Yeah, I mean a little

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Speaker 1: a good time. There was an awkward moment when he

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Speaker 1: out why she's not calling you back. Here we go, Hello,

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Avery? Please? Hey? Avery? How are you?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: From what I'm sorry from Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. It's a radio show. Sorry, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know your radio show. Well, we're a morning

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Speaker 1: show and we do a segment on our show called

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Speaker 1: the second Date Update. Have you ever heard of anything

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Speaker 1: like that? No? What that is is where if you

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Speaker 1: something went wrong. So, somebody recently emailed us about you.

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Speaker 1: I haven't really been on any date. So did you

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Speaker 1: ago who you used to date in high school? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well Matt emailed us and told us a little bit

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Speaker 1: about your date. Oh my god, do you mind telling

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Speaker 1: us why you're not calling Matt back? I just, um,

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Speaker 1: to feel weird. What made you feel weird? Well, at

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Speaker 1: and reminiscing about that, and he really hammered at home

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Speaker 1: it never happened between us, like he talked. He talked

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Speaker 1: just never quite got there right exactly, And then he

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Speaker 1: I'm curious? I did ask him, because I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: but I was like, hey, were you guys each other's

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Speaker 1: why how would he keep bringing that up? Though? Well,

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Speaker 1: he was just he just said, you know, aren't you

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Speaker 1: curious what it would be like? And then he started

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Speaker 1: you know, we well we all must did it and

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Speaker 1: then they came home. Or He's like, I learned a

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Speaker 1: lot of stuff in college. I learned a lot. Was

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't mean it started to get

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Speaker 1: really creepy because he had clearly fixated on it like

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Speaker 1: for a long time. It was really obvious. Did he

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Speaker 1: dive to it? I mean, he would not let it go.

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Speaker 1: And if that wasn't enough, he kept dipping his carrot

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Speaker 1: talking about it. You like, did he Was he doing

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Speaker 1: that on purpose? I'm not sure, because it was like

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