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Speaker 1: Come come on your fau, I shall will. Good morning everybody.

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Speaker 1: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,

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Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man

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Speaker 1: o man o, man hey, you know to date, I

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Speaker 1: I've ever shared this way before. The title is very simple,

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Speaker 1: and that is it's been worth it to me, you know.

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Speaker 1: I just I just kept thinking that this morning, that

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Speaker 1: can't even tell you the value that it has had

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Speaker 1: me to understand not only my purpose, but to better

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Speaker 1: understand my past. That's that's that's critical, man, Because I'm

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Speaker 1: grateful for that, because so many people can't get beyond

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Speaker 1: their past and event a set of circumstances, some calamity

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Speaker 1: all of that. But I gotta tell you, man, you

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Speaker 1: It's it's been worth it to me. It's been the

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Speaker 1: You know, these things you read in your in, your in,

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Speaker 1: exactly what forming a relationship with God would do for me.

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Speaker 1: It's been worth every person who out there who hating

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Speaker 1: You can surround me. You can shoot all the arrows

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Speaker 1: To be given so much grace? Whatever measure of health

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Speaker 1: nothing without you. That's a fact, man. That ain't radio.

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Speaker 1: That's a fact. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Charley Strawberry, Colin

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Speaker 1: And let's just stay right there. Let's talk about that

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Speaker 1: your gratitude. Well, what are some of the things that

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't really know what most people miss.

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Speaker 1: I really don't. But it's the simplest things, man, that

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Speaker 1: Oh you can set your alarm, but you do understand

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Speaker 1: for his neff love, et cetera. Let's go get Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach out Kaylin. Oh no, she's not

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Speaker 1: you let her know her sessions will be on Wednesdays

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Speaker 1: at seven third sessions? What sessions you're talking about? Session? Well,

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Speaker 1: what classes are you talking about? What kind of class?

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Speaker 1: This is? Love et cetera? Have you heard of us? No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Kaylin actually came in and filled out to take some classes,

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Speaker 1: and we love et cetera, so we teach different things.

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Speaker 1: What is it like a seminar or something? Well, you

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Speaker 1: we teach poor play, intimacy, sensual massages and things like that.

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Speaker 1: And she I was actually here when she came and

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm a husband. But what I'm saying is is

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Speaker 1: she's trying. It's not good for you to call. She

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Speaker 1: the first of all, she ain't gonna be coming down

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Speaker 1: to y'all little sessions. And where do y'all say, y'all

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Speaker 1: What's refundable. It is not refundable. It's my show up.

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Speaker 1: I have my money back right in my ain. Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: I am. You are, okay, So let me have a

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Speaker 1: We didn't go back. And fourth, I'm gonna come down there.

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Speaker 1: no classes player. We're none refundable. I keep telling you that, man,

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Speaker 1: But we've already partnered her up. We always have a

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're not doing what you need to be doing

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Speaker 1: I'm the only partner she got. We partnered her up

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Speaker 1: y'all play some man. That's funny man, Tommy, Tommy? Is

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Speaker 1: wrong man, I gotta ask you. Come on, Drew, talk

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning So bad? Okay, we'll be back. You're

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Speaker 1: listening Harvey Morning Show. Time Now for Ask the Clo.

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Speaker 1: You can go to Steve Harvey FM dot com to

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Speaker 1: submit your questions your love questions for the Cloak. The

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Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. I'm ready all right. This

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Speaker 1: one is from anonymous in Mississippi. I'm a twenty three

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Speaker 1: no sure. Let me talk to this man. He twenty three,

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Speaker 1: He got time to do this. Get in the gym,

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Speaker 1: Just teddy throwing? Y'all? Teddy Bad is like terry cloth.

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Speaker 1: He got great personality. Women don't give a damn about that.

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Speaker 1: We'll do all women text him have a good day

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Speaker 1: have a good day, good morning. I'll see you this weekend. Right,

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Speaker 1: So come on, man, dog, you're twenty three years old. Bro,

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Speaker 1: come on, man, let's tighten it up. Bro. You got time, man,

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Speaker 1: it's your profession to be a body bouncer, bodyguard, look

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Speaker 1: I cannot all right, Lakeisha? And that also, man, why

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Speaker 1: an adult chat room and live sex webcam show that

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Speaker 1: I do nightly. I've been able to buy a town

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Speaker 1: I also don't want him to run away. When is

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Speaker 1: Tell him now, No time like the present, Tell him now,

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Speaker 1: see how I feel about him? Show him live? Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: no oh. He gonna want to see what you do now.

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Speaker 1: Ye show it to him and then you know it's possibility.

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Speaker 1: That's a hard thing to tell him. Man, you do now.

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Speaker 1: meet his mama. She's talking in doing Yeah, you're huh

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Speaker 1: on the type of guy he guys. You know, it

421
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Speaker 1: depends on the age and all like that. But you

422
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Speaker 1: might as well go on and tell her because you

423
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: don't want to hand those secrets. And I think that's right,

424
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Speaker 1: So telling me, see how I go? All right, there

425
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Speaker 1: you go. Sarah, who's an I heeart radio apples, says,

426
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Speaker 1: I'm nineteen and I just got to college after being

427
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: quarantined with my parents. I want to have a normal

428
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: college life, but my parents are overprotective. They've been putting.

429
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: They put a tracking device on my phone and one

430
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: on my car so they'll always know where I am.

431
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: Last weekend, I wanted to spend the night with my boyfriend,

432
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Speaker 1: so I left my phone in my room and I

433
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: had my friend dropped me off at the hotel. My

434
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: mom freaked out and called my dorm director when I

435
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: wasn't answering my phone. How can I get my mom

436
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 1: to chill out? Oh she ain't, she ain't, she ain't,

437
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 1: And you know you're doing stuff like this. I don't.

438
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, help me understand. So maybe I don't

439
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: understand how the phone tracking thing works. They can pinpoint

440
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: exactly where you are. Yep, exactly you mean, I mean address.

441
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: I can come straight to your house, to the room

442
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: that you're in with that phone. Yes, oh yeah, oh Tommy, Yes,

443
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: so there you go. I mean, yeah, she left the

444
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: phone in the dorm, but she wasn't answering it, so

445
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: her mom knew she wasn't there. She just didn't know

446
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: where she was. We grew down at the hotel at nineteen. Yeah,

447
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: we grew up as time. Yes we did. I was

448
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: in the room, somebody was on the phone. We ain't

449
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: got a way. I was studying, mom, I was studying.

450
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: I was in a study group. We was in h Yeah.

451
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you at nineteen a way

452
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: to deceive your parents. No, I'm not going to do

453
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: that because that those tracking devices can be a big

454
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: help at times. You know, you just have to be

455
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 1: honest with your mom. Mom, I'm with a friend. I'm safe.

456
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: We're at this place over here, and we're having dinner.

457
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: We're just having to be a hotel. We were eating

458
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: at the front desk. Sooner we get to Tommy says,

459
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: she'll know exactly where she is. All right, didn't have

460
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: free waffle breakfast. We came over here for the breakfast.

461
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: Thank you, cello, great advice. As usual, you're listening to show. Well, guys,

462
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: tis the season for partying. You know, there's all kind

463
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: of holiday kinds of holiday parties going on. However, the

464
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: guys are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules.

465
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: You know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay,

466
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: are you ready? Man? Are you ready? Come on? Come on,

467
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: come junior. I won't read one off. And what I

468
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: need y'all to do is demonstrate that type of drunk

469
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the first Look, the woe is me

470
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: crying drunk. Anybody who won't it take it? Crying drunk?

471
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: Every time I come over here, y'all act like y'all mean, yeah,

472
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm coming every year. Fridge way and any way, don't

473
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: you don't come and you'll never have me. I ain't

474
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: coming next year. Don't like no, y'all know how? All right?

475
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: Way really easy? Listened to me? You ain't we cry now?

476
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: Man is not your father. I didn't want to tell

477
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: you that, but you fought in. I figured you are

478
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: a note on your job. The next There we go, Steve,

479
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: you got it. Here we go, the start of fight,

480
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: drunk talk trash. Oh that's a big one. That's a

481
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: big one. Yeah ahead, you got it? Yeah? What who

482
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: got the who? Why? I got the open my geart first?

483
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: I will care last year. Yeah, I'm not opening my

484
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: gift for first for this year. First for last year.

485
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: I was the first. I want to be the first

486
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: this year. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

487
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: Get your hand off the box, get into your gift

488
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: podcast that box because I don't I'm gonna bush you

489
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: in your eyesweater God. I want you can ask you

490
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: give you for Christmas? What was that? I I don't care.

491
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: If it's for the Christmas? You can fight, don't They

492
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Speaker 1: were they were they were fighting the major what they

493
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Speaker 1: don't never made no sense? All right, here we go

494
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: It for you. This is doing just doing the intellectual

495
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: drunk there that come on, listen next, next we listen

496
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: when when when when the stars is lining up in

497
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: the sky for the galaxy and then universe is spitting around,

498
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: that's Galileo. Galileo said that, and then you you, sophaglease,

499
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: and Neil was sho. And then that's when the teacher

500
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: had asked me that you know what's for Shakespeare? And

501
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: I said, to be listen to me is to not

502
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: to be ever the question. I know what for me

503
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: to now know what? Alright, all right, here we go

504
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: one more to come to Jesus drunk. Come on, let

505
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: me hear this ask you, Father God, we having in

506
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: having we having this prayer knowing that you is or

507
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: the king of the kings, and that when that you

508
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: coming back one day, And now I'm gonna be ready.

509
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: And because when you did I say he would he

510
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: would coming back. When when Jesus is coming back, I

511
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: will be ready because I'm gonna be right him and

512
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna know where because the Bible says in

513
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: Ecclesastics clearastics in the fourteen and two, that's what it says.

514
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: That's what it says, and you better know that we're

515
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: looking at me because the Bible says to look at

516
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: the others, and you would have them looking at you. Never.

517
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: We're not fitting because we Christians in here show ass

518
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: off for me. You know we were sitting up and

519
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: then you know, oh oh you lost your train of thought.

520
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Well I'm gonna finish.

521
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: Hold Lord, never joke talking. Don't tratch my back no

522
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: more when I'm playing, go ahead, and the Lord forgive agnes.

523
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: I think I beat on myself drunk. Come on, you

524
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: gotta do it. You know what I'm going if what

525
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: that very moment? Who didn't waste it all lemonade on me?

526
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:21,479
Speaker 1: Your holiday drunk scenarios from the one at all? Your job?

527
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: I'm standing all right, coming up? That's war, surely, Yeah,

528
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: that's war for sure. Thank you you're listening to show?

529
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: All right, guys, time for would you rather here we go?

530
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: Would you rather go without shoes for a month or

531
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Speaker 1: wear a thong for a month. I'm gonna have to

532
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: be bad footing. I can't have all that up tween

533
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: I can't have all that up tween me that long.

534
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be comfortable. I'm gonna need a pedicue

535
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 1: in a month, but I'm gonna wait. I'm a rather steve.

536
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: Are you still thinking because you didn't? I don't. It's

537
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: that I don't have that. They don't make dogs to

538
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:09,399
Speaker 1: fit me. So, yeah, you ain't nobody unfungable. You ain't unfungable.

539
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: Ain't unfungable. You ain't all that. I had trouble with

540
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: jocket straps, so I love here with Come on over

541
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: to the dark side. Guys. Women wear them all the time,

542
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 1: all the time. I take my hat off, y'all. The

543
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: beautiful y'all, he said, I appreciate you. One of the

544
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: greatest inventions. All right. Would you rather do comedy on

545
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 1: a cruise ship be for whatever it is or a year,

546
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: or would you rather do comedy at a nursing home

547
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: for a year. I'm being at nurse killing. I'm losing

548
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: an audience member. Yeah, that ain't nothing like that on

549
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: youryen wear ass out with an old ass joke. I'm

550
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: on that ship man. What you nineteen forty were you

551
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: the time you tried to sit out each your lunch

552
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 1: of that lunch counter wife? Beat your hand. You're stupid

553
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: what you that time we you were looking at that

554
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: christed winning come damn dogs got loose? Went wrong with

555
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: really really before you meber that time? You remember that

556
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 1: time we saw bull corners over that by that barn

557
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: by use he would buy? We want to alighting on

558
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 1: Wren't you rather run up twenty flights of stairs? Okay,

559
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: twenty flights of stairs? You know that'll get you out

560
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: of breath? Or would you rather fight Floyd Mayweather Floyd

561
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: money may I ain't fighting Floyd. That's what my ants

562
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: is up them stand, take them stand, it's the top

563
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: half way whatever. Yeah, I h you're down a little bit.

564
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 1: He's slow. He's slow. Is faster than anything I've ever thrown. Yeah, yeah,

565
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 1: take these days? All right? The stairs? Floyd? All right,

566
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: all right, thank you guys. That's would you rather for today?

567
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: You're listening to show? All right? We promised to talk

568
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: about holiday traditions, especially Christmas traditions, and while time honored

569
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: holiday traditions are important, they've also evolved over the generations.

570
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 1: Now this is according to a survey, family activities and

571
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: writing to Santa are still among the most popular holiday traditions.

572
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: That is interesting, even though because I've never written to Santa.

573
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: Even though we live in a tech savvy world, three

574
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: out of four parents say their children still handwrite letters

575
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 1: to Santa, as opposed to a more modern approach like email.

576
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: And really, and what's the most popular family activity in

577
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen this year? Well, according to most households, it's

578
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: decorating the Christmas tree as a family. Now that I like,

579
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: I can, I can relate to that. Course we do

580
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 1: that yet. So let's so, Steve, we got to start

581
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: with you here. What are what are the family traditions

582
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: that your family keeps that you definitely First of all,

583
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: let me get this straight. Boodle, your grandson Ale, Noah

584
00:38:54,040 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: and Rose grandchildren. I'm not telling you that Santa Claus's

585
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: coming down the chimney. Okay, they Mom and Daddy Mike.

586
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: But if they come over Papau's house. Papa bought all this, Okay,

587
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: straight about that out here? Yall the tree, okay, all

588
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: the little fingers, snow, I bought all that in here.

589
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: I had that tree in the in the in the

590
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 1: in the foyer that Papa bought that. So that's a

591
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: new tradition really, because you weren't you brought up with

592
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: thinking Santa Claus did it for a while when you

593
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: were a little Yeah. Yeah, so you're usually as young

594
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: as your grandchildren are. Yeah. Well you know, my kids

595
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: take their keys to see Santa Claus. Yeah, they thinking

596
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: it's a Santa Claus. I'm just telling don't bring them

597
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 1: over here. Well, you gotta so real with it right now. Well, no,

598
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: a Papa house all is paid for by the big

599
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: ball hard as you work, you want to credit the

600
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: white man. It didn't bought nothing up in here, the

601
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: ballhead black man that's in that office down there at

602
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: the front of the house. You're going that dash Santa

603
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: Claus down there. A matter of fact, don't bring him

604
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: up when you're coming here, because he had nothing to do.

605
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: Everything on this side of the gate. Santa Claus ain't

606
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: had damn thing. Okay. So that's one. That's one that's

607
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: man that you burst wide open. Okay. Secondly, if you

608
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: tap up your toy on Christmas, you get your asshoop

609
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:37,760
Speaker 1: on Chris, what man dash? That's a tradition, That tradition

610
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: many rations. Man. You know, I had hold on, I

611
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: had this didn't lay away and you just everything broke it.

612
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: It ain't even float it. Yeah, he opened it at

613
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: five and it's broken. ND. I had a nephew named Pogo.

614
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: All Pogo did every toy he got, he took it apart. Wow.

615
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 1: But then you know what, he put it all back together.

616
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: That's all he wanted to do. Well, yeah, that's like

617
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: girls we used to take our doll's clothes off. He

618
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: a mechanic right now. That's what he's a mechanic right now.

619
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Speaker 1: Because see yeah, so that was some fid But did

620
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: he get in trouble for doing it when he was

621
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,399
Speaker 1: a kid? Dog? Because if my daddy saw the tar

622
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: to up, but he would ask after the second year,

623
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: is that poyna put it back? Yeah? Oh, he wasn't

624
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: too mad, all right? What else? So so, no Santa,

625
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: but whippings if you broke your toys? What else? Uh?

626
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Speaker 1: These are some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some

627
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: of junior stuff. I know, sounds like he got his up.

628
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: Oh man. Absolutely. One tradition was you're going to bed

629
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Speaker 1: at seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day Christmas Eve.

630
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 1: Oh I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could

631
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: never do that because Santa was coming. But Santa don't

632
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: show up to nine in the morning. We gotta go

633
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: back to be nine. Why died? We're running later, y'all

634
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: go back and then go back to Ben. He ain't

635
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: made it here yet, y'all going there, go back to beat. Yeah,

636
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm next. Nephew's praying phone call right after they break

637
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 1: it all night. You're listening show, all right, Stephen, it's

638
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: time to check your voicemail. If you want to leave,

639
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 1: Stephen message call us right now at eight seven seven

640
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: twenty nine Steve and leave a message. Okay, Hey, this

641
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: is by the faster. I love Steve. You are in

642
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: the morning show, and I'm excited about Christmas and i

643
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: love this Christmas music style of night. Let us know

644
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 1: in our y'all have a happy holiday and a happy

645
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 1: New Year. Sending a Merry Christmas up to my mother

646
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: in heaven Mary, Christmas, Mom. We love you and miss

647
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: you from me. Trenson, sez Tory and speak coming up

648
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes

649
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: after it's today's Strawberry Letters subject. I'd rather watch him

650
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 1: than talk to them. I'd rather watch him than talk

651
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: to them. But right now the nephew is in the

652
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 1: bill tang with Today's praying phone call. What you got, Neff.

653
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: I'm trying to build my stupidity up as I at

654
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: a pretty high level. Yeah, I'm trying to get it

655
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: as high as I can. I want to peak out,

656
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: I really do. I want to get as ignorant as

657
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: possible and then just just take it all the way over.

658
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: So we're gonna start this thing within W eight in

659
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: w Hey, now what you think that mean? Right? They're good,

660
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: they're good, they're good, they're good. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,

661
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: this this this ain't easy, This ain't iq. There drained

662
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: none of hill. This right here is in word abolish,

663
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 1: in word abolish you at that stupid level this week

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Speaker 1: here you're gonna be prime baking w A N word abolishes.

665
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: Let's go cat Doe. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it,

666
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: mister Fears. My name is Andrews is here. Okay, how

667
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: are you doing, sir? Everything going good tonight, man, I'm

668
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: doing fine? Word um wow, uh sir, listen, my name

669
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: is once again Andrews, and I'm with n WA, which

670
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: is in word abolishers. And as you know, the N

671
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: word just got buried and we're trying to keep that

672
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: successful and trying to do as much as we can

673
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: for people to not use the word. It's been brought

674
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: to our attention that you have been consistently um using

675
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: the word even after we've buried it. And what we're

676
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: wanting to do is, first of all, ask you to stop,

677
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: and we don't want to take any other actions, which

678
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: could mean not only burying the word, but also burying

679
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: the people who use it, such as yourself. No comment

680
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: from and I told you I'm late for work, man,

681
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 1: you please, I say, I want to say, I ain't

682
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: got time to be a listeners. Y'all need to go

683
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: listen to a rap record of something I'm calling my

684
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: Sure I got to do. I'm man. I understand that, sir.

685
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: We're just asking you, sir, can we could you possibly

686
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 1: not use the N word? Ask somebody else, call somebody,

687
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: elsen't bother I say, I say, I say, call me

688
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: with this, go with you crazy N I ain't never

689
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: heard of y'all, sir, do you. We're just I know

690
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: it's I know it's a process, sir, but we're asking

691
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,959
Speaker 1: you that if you could just possibly just quit using

692
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 1: the word, man you, I'll use whatever the hell I want.

693
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 1: I don't know you. You don't know me? What the

694
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: hell you? How do you know? I use the word anyway? Sir?

695
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: Could you please not call me that? You? How about that?

696
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: I said, don't call me that that. Don't get me

697
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: bent out of shape about it? All right? You sound

698
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: like a stupid I got you what I said? Uh,

699
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 1: I told you. I got to do, man, I ain't

700
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: got time to play on the fun I'm trying to

701
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: make sure that here in this country from now on,

702
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: the word is not used anymore. And for you to

703
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: do this, for you to continue to go against the grain,

704
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: we gotta put a stop to it. I don't have

705
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: a problem on the grain type of hat that's who

706
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: I am. I'm a girl, grispid brain type of I

707
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: don't have a problem burying you along with the word

708
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: better than me. Oh look, dad, you're calling crazy the

709
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: boy bury me. I'm gonna bury you, bury hatchet in

710
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: your back? How about that? You don't like that, dude?

711
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: Inn Wa with attitudes, that's what your ship is called.

712
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 1: It's not it's in wa, it's in word abolishers with attitude. Stupid.

713
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: I don't know who made up with my apologist's stall.

714
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: Apologist apologists for your stupid don't call my phone. It's

715
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: in Look, you gotta talk to me with some respects.

716
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: Talk to me with some respects, sir. You don't get

717
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: no respect for me. Can you call my phone? Stupid? Bro?

718
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: You called me. I don't know how you got my

719
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: numb I was spending this much time talking to him. Stupid.

720
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 1: You sound like a dumb calling somebody's phone. Co cost

721
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: nine wanted one to get you some help, So don't

722
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: get you whop him. Oh well, I'm right here. I

723
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: ain't mother. I live right here, thirteen on one. Come

724
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: see me look it up. If you can't find it,

725
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: get your GPN right here. Can I tell you another thing?

726
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: You can tell me whatever you want to tell me.

727
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

728
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: You just got pray by your brother Marcus space Man.

729
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: You are crazy. Dog You're crazy, y'all, y'all crazy? Ain't man?

730
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: A man's true? Hey, look at your brother. Marcus told

731
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: he told us he said, I bet him five hundred dollars.

732
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: He was gonna use the N word before the month

733
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 1: was up. Dog Man, y'all, can't just you know tow

734
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: like this? You know my cuban. But you can't just

735
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,439
Speaker 1: told us something on me made it take time. It's

736
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: like stop smoking cigarettes. It take me six months to

737
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: get it out. My sister. Time about your brother, said,

738
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: he said, I promise you my brother Calvin is the

739
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: craziest person I know. He said, he gonna go off

740
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: as soon as you call it. I might be the

741
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: craz said he know, but that some of the craziest

742
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: on the radio. That's damn this one. Hey, Calvin Dooman

743
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: favorite man. What's work? My man? Hold up? Work on

744
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: the word, all right, work on time, bro, I'm gonna try.

745
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: I promise doing fast. Try to fast for about two

746
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: weeks without using it? All right, fans, Okay, yeah, yeah,

747
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: that's a good. Let me ask you, what is this? Boy?

748
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land. You

749
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: got to be kids, don't ask like that. It's the

750
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. I'm listening to you. Stop

751
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: listen you crazy folks every morning? How about that? All right?

752
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: Save for now when you say folks and people and

753
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: y'all try Oh my god, favorite Calvin is often he

754
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: didn't waste no time. But Tommy, when you got mad, though,

755
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,919
Speaker 1: that's my favorite, Paul, when you got mad, he said,

756
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: are you mad? Now? Dog like dog? This wasn't even

757
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: phasing him, but I'm like. My favorite was at the

758
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: end when he found out when you told him, and

759
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: he can say he kept saying it, but can say,

760
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me. Oh hearing word, excuse me. Man,

761
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: my bad, my bad right here, Oh in my bad,

762
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh man, man, excuse me, Oh my god,

763
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: stop going against the grain. I'm gonna go against the grain.

764
00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: Tam in word yes, quick cut on my phone. Put

765
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: a hatchet in your back when you're here. Hatchet they

766
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: dude right there. Man, he bought it. Man, you got

767
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: a problem with him trusting to leave you. Oh man,

768
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: that's it. Get ready to get ready to get ready.

769
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm coming Street Port Municipal Auditorium, Nephew, Tommy and friends.

770
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: It's Date night comedy show. Get show date, bring your date.

771
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: If you don't have a date, come to the show

772
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: and you can find the date. It's m Okay weekend, Sunday,

773
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: January fifteenth. Tickets on sale right now all ticket Master outlets,

774
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: or you can get him at the box office. Guess

775
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: what the fool is coming? To town and I'm bringing

776
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: my friends with this date night. Baby. Let's do this,

777
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: all right, nephew, Thank you guys. Up next, it is

778
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters. Subject I'd rather watch him than talk

779
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: to them. We'll get into that right after this. You're

780
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, It's time for my Strawberry

781
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject Wow, wait till you hear

782
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: this on listen if you if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex,

783
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve

784
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

785
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

786
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: gonna read this one right now. Nef, buckle up, hold

787
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 1: on tight, we got it for you here. It is

788
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter. I'd rather watch him than talk to them,

789
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: all right. That is a subject. Excuse me, dear Stephen Shirley.

790
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: My friends and family say that I have a problem.

791
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: I don't think I do. Here's the issue at hand.

792
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm in love with a married, handsome, Debonair bald man.

793
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 1: He's married to a very beautiful woman, and he has

794
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: a beautiful family that he adores greatly. I want to

795
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: be clear I'm not in love with him in a

796
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 1: sexual way. I'm just in love with his TV shows.

797
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm totally hooked. Can I get through the letter? Please?

798
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: Thank you. I watch all of his shows, and I

799
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: listen to him daily on the radio. I can watch

800
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: I can't watch two shows at a time because I

801
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: have a firestick. I DVR anything I miss, and I

802
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: follow all of his social media pages. I even watch

803
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: YouTube clips at work on my break My friends and

804
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: my husband constantly tell me that there are other shows

805
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: on TV, but not to me. When this show moved

806
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: from Chicago to I was heartbroken. I live in a

807
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: Chicago suburb and it just felt good to be in

808
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: the same city with him. I hate that I never

809
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 1: go I never got to see one of his TV

810
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: show live tapings in Chicago, and this has started to

811
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: take over my life. But now it's all I do

812
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: for fun. Do you see this as being a problem.

813
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,399
Speaker 1: If so, how can I wean myself from my TV

814
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: and this addiction so that I can joy the holidays

815
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: with my family and friends. I'm sick of the jokes

816
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: and remarks. Please help me. Who is this strange man

817
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: you speak about TV shows? Social media page moved from

818
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: Chicago to La sounds like Steve Harvey to me. Hum,

819
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: all right, we're kidding. We know it's Steve Harvey. You're

820
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: in love with Steve Harvey, Tommy, Jay, and Junior. I'm

821
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 1: mad right now because you call them handsome. But and

822
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 1: you know they think they're all fine and handsome in everything.

823
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 1: But at least especially Tommy, at least you said you

824
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: weren't in love with him in a sexual way, so

825
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: they may be all right on that. There are no

826
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: twelve step programs to help you get rid of your

827
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: obsession with Steve Harvey. And yes it is an obsession,

828
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: and yes you do need some help. So I say

829
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: you're just gonna have to You're just gonna have to

830
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,879
Speaker 1: figure out how to live with this situation. I say

831
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 1: you start off by listening to his radio show, continuing

832
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: to do that, you know, the Steve Harvey Morning Show

833
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: starting at six am Eastern five Central where you are,

834
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: because you know that, with a healthy dose of his

835
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: talk show. Steve then follow that up with a nice

836
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: serving of family feud and celebrity family feud. And not

837
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: to mention, you wrote us just in time to catch

838
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,919
Speaker 1: him on the Miss Universe pageant. Okay, so you're gonna

839
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: be busy over to holidays girl. Basically, basically, Steve loves

840
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 1: his fans. Okay, he loves his fans. You're gonna be fine.

841
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: And I'm sure glad that you know. He's gonna respect

842
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: your loyalty because he is. But ps, please cut some

843
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: help because you are obsessed with him. You are. It

844
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: is getting a little out of control. But he does

845
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: love his fans, and we respect and love you too.

846
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: Steve Man of the moment. I need this like I

847
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: need a whole I'm in love with a married handsl

848
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: deble Now, yeah, did you just look off anybody else?

849
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: I'm show feeling this right I'm feeling this right now.

850
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 1: This is really about me. He's married to a very

851
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: beautiful woman, He's got a beautiful family. Here doors greatly.

852
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: I want to be clear, I'm not in love with

853
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,840
Speaker 1: him in a sexual way. I'm just in love with

854
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: his TV show. I'm totally hoop. I watch every damn day.

855
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: I listened to him on the reader. I watched two

856
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: shows at a time because I have a fire stick.

857
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: Well I got a fire stick too, how about it

858
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 1: playing with his I DVR anything I miss and I

859
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: follow all his social media pages. I watch YouTube clips

860
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 1: that work on my break My friends now hit the keyword,

861
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: and my hus yes constantly tell me that the other

862
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: shows on TV, but not to me. When this show

863
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: moved from Chicago to LA I was heartbroken. It was

864
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: too cold up there. I couldn't take another damn vortech.

865
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: You know it's cold when they quit calling Nicole as

866
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: hell and they rename it to Vortex Scientific. I hate

867
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: that I never got to see one of his shows live.

868
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to find things to thank God for.

869
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,439
Speaker 1: You ever had to thank God for something you didn't

870
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: know nothing about? One of them? I hate that I

871
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: never got to see one of his TV shows in Chicago.

872
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: See how God keep giving you reason to thank you? Yea,

873
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: that wall start to take over my life, and now

874
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: I saw all I do for fun? Do you see

875
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: that as being a problem? I do, yes, I absolutely

876
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: because it the key word. And this whole thing for

877
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: me is my husband. I don't need his ass looking

878
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: for me. How can I ween myself from his TV

879
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: show in this addiction so I can enjoy the holidays

880
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: with my family and friends. I'm sick of the jokes

881
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: and the remarks please help. I just see the voce

882
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: having really gonna survive because I sho'll know how you

883
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: feeling about that, dude. You just try. That's all handsome,

884
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I do things like that, all right, Steve,

885
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: hold on, okay, I know right. We'll have bird two

886
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: of your response coming you. Hold on, you come on,

887
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: married handsome debonair ball man. We'll be right back right

888
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: after this you're show. Come on, Steve with part two

889
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: of your response. Subject. I ain't o recap. She just strong.

890
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: That's all strong out, a little strong, you know, got

891
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: a little thing going on. You know, you know it's

892
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: what I do. You know, I'm so sorry are you

893
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: talking about? You know? Sometimes I try to turn it off,

894
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: but it just drips. That's your favorite line in this

895
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: whole letter, handsel devil nail ball man. That right, that

896
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: that just says it all. Handsome man, devil nare girl.

897
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: I ain't never been there. I got to drink. I'm

898
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: a handle man devil n but didn't lit a cigar man, Okay,

899
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 1: I can't. That's what handsome devil nair men do, Junior.

900
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: Apparently I'm Wal's most interesting man. I drink, devil sucking.

901
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm the black dude now I took over. I'm will

902
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 1: most interested man Beard. Yeah, man, so it's just all that.

903
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: You know, we just in here just trying to make it.

904
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: Ain't really I tried, Ja, don't go down, You just

905
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: don't go down. It's just yeah, full blast the time,

906
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:22,919
Speaker 1: dog dog. It's like I'm wanted eyes on your stoler broke.

907
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm just holding on turn it on the board like

908
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: maybe No, he don't hate it. Ain't even got no Simon.

909
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 1: It's just off and hot o. Tommy's quite Ever since

910
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: she said you were hands, Tommy ain't said nothing. Well,

911
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: Tommy thought it was him. Timm ain't never heard that before.

912
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: So it's a real shocking in the hen. Yeah, he

913
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: could have been. What do you want? I mean, you

914
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: haven't said anything. She called your uncle Hanson and Devin Air.

915
01:00:53,560 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: I mean I thought you knew, Lady Blast, you know

916
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: what to say watch TV all day. I didn't want to.

917
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say thathing about the lady. The

918
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: lady blind and she watched TV or listening to YouTube

919
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: all day. Okay, let that lady have that. You understand

920
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: that I had that blind people to Well, you know, Tommy,

921
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: she might be blind, but she can hear good. And

922
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: I didn't hear your name in this letter. Not now

923
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: damn you on the radio. Yeah, you got a TV show,

924
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: You got TV show. I understand the ball hit it,

925
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: Yes I am, but I want it stopped at Chicago.

926
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: When she said Chicago, I was glad because I was out.

927
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: Oh no, you was out at Handsome Devil there. No,

928
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you that that's how you

929
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: knew it wasn't about blind later touching the TV feeling

930
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: you boys stop there. Yeah, but she Tommy, Tommy listening

931
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: though blind or not, you ain't got one of these letters.

932
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: I've had one of these before anybody. Well, I mean

933
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 1: you know they're my letters. I've never heard Handsome Debonair

934
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: in reference to you. Tell me I have. I'm sorry

935
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: I heard from your mouth. Gonna stop this? Am I

936
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: Handsome Debonair shirt. He don't know I'm asking shirt. She's

937
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 1: saying that I'm not talking about he's not blind, you know.

938
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: Wild the best kind of way up, Julian. You don't

939
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: like who, you like? You comparing yourself to who. Let's

940
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: let your uncle have this go. Man, go on, devil. Now,

941
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 1: I know, man, just gonna a man. Don't let it

942
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: bother any bothering him because he's normally he would have

943
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: said something by now that's his first time being devil.

944
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 1: Now let me say that. Hold on time. It's a

945
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: whole lot of ways to take you out. Just let him,

946
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 1: you handsome. Let me let me just go through letters,

947
01:02:55,440 --> 01:03:02,919
Speaker 1: handsome devil. Now. Oh, I'm just in with his TV shows. Yeah,

948
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here. That takes y'all. I listened

949
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 1: to him daily on the radio. That ain't you because

950
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 1: you missed so many Damn. I just into me. I

951
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: can watch two shows at a time because I got

952
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: a fire stick. You don't need a fire stick with

953
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: your career. That was low. I'm going low. You ain't.

954
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: Ain't no human on the high road. Oh you wanna

955
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: think this Michelle Obama concert. Oh no, when when they

956
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: go when they go low, we go high. Now now

957
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 1: you go lower. I'm done. I guess which it? Oh

958
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 1: we gullet Washington. But she did say that she felt

959
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 1: good to be in the same city with you, Steve,

960
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 1: when you were in Chicago. She lives in a Chicago

961
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: suburb and she never made it down to the show,

962
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: and I thank God for that now. She said she'd

963
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: never get out there La, and I thank God for

964
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: that again? Is you though you? Yeah? What? Oh devil now?

965
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: But I am today? Time ain't never. Is there any

966
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 1: chance you will fly her to La to see your

967
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: shot in here? But you should feel She called him handsome,

968
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: but she says she's not in love with him in

969
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: a sexual way, though she did say that, yeah, yeah,

970
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 1: but sure I can't take Usty right now. He doesn't

971
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 1: but button on his shoe. What's your shirt up? Just

972
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 1: read the let up if you don't see that up

973
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: and devil now trying to stick with you back and

974
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 1: forth with you. I live in my bad life. She

975
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 1: was really heartbroken though, when you moved from Chicago out

976
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: here to lat Yeah, well I wouldn't. I missed the

977
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 1: sit I missed the people, I missed the restaurants. I

978
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: do not miss that weather. Yeah, I'm just right. Is

979
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 1: I grew up in it? It is Chicago did something

980
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,480
Speaker 1: to me. All y'all want to school and in it.

981
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but if you're born in it, you know

982
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 1: it's all you know, that's all you know. Yeah, how'd

983
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: you go to school. All right, we gotta go email

984
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 1: us your Instagram. That's your thoughts on day Strawberry letter.

985
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:28,919
Speaker 1: My bike was always broken at Steve Harvey FM. You're

986
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 1: listening to Steven Show. All right, Steve, come on, you

987
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: hired him, You hired him. I know you ain't got

988
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:41,440
Speaker 1: to keep saying that. Yes, ladies in general, without further ado,

989
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 1: a man that needs an introduction because well he's here

990
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: so seldom ladies and gentlemen. Gee think brown, Okay, okay,

991
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm putting together. Yeah. First, I'm putting together my own film.

992
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: I've started production of my own film. You've seen The Nutcracker.

993
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 1: Everybody seen The Nutcracker. We finished with production right before Christmas.

994
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 1: The name of my film is called the Big Black Nutcracker.

995
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 1: Who're gonna make it up different than what you're the

996
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 1: big the Big Black Nutcracker. You know the story of

997
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 1: the Nutcrackers, YadA, YadA, YadA. We all know the story. Well,

998
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: this is she falls in love with a guy who

999
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 1: comes to It's the Strippers about the stripper who falls

1000
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: in love with a guy who comes to the strip club.

1001
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: And it goes by the name of Big Black Nuts.

1002
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: And to save the script club, now this is the

1003
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 1: what what is wrong? So so we're looking for dancers,

1004
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: we're looking for dancers. We won't And I don't want

1005
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 1: to offend anybody about what I want. I don't. I don't,

1006
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: I don't. I want fat people. I don't want overweight.

1007
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: I don't want heavy set, chunky. I don't want thick.

1008
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't I want fat people because these are my ballerinas.

1009
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 1: I want fat people, really fat that you heavy set,

1010
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 1: don't even audition. We don't want to be bothered with you.

1011
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: We want your fat. We want fat people that can

1012
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:21,439
Speaker 1: stand on their toes and catch other fat people. That's

1013
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 1: what I want. That's what I want. I say production,

1014
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: I hate, Yeah, that's production. Yeah, you know because I

1015
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: always got this little thin ass ballerinas, and that's good

1016
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: and that's nice. But in that big black fat people

1017
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,920
Speaker 1: that have no problem catching other fat people. And like

1018
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: I said, if you overwear it, you kind of chunky,

1019
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 1: pleasantly plum, big bone, don't even bother, don't bother sending

1020
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 1: me a tape. Now, I want all production tapes to

1021
01:07:55,800 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: be sent to big black nutcrackers. Sent all your taps

1022
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 1: the big black nutcracker. Now I got some people that

1023
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 1: have signed on that are gonna already be in the field. Oh, Kurt,

1024
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: Kurt Franklin is gonna be playing the part of Baby Jesus. Now,

1025
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. The Baby Jesus ain't in

1026
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,400
Speaker 1: the Big Black Nutcracker, or he ain't in the Nutcracker,

1027
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: but he's gonna be in nuts production because he said

1028
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 1: he would do it, so I routed him apart. So

1029
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:28,599
Speaker 1: he's gonna lay the part of Baby Jesus. So check

1030
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 1: me out the Big Black Nutcracker coming out round Christmas.

1031
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 1: Go to Big Black Nutcracker. You know all your auditions

1032
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 1: there you're listening. All right, guys, it's time for comedy roulette. Jay,

1033
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: you were here, Please quickly set it up for us.

1034
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:51,439
Speaker 1: It's very simple. You take some subjects, put them on

1035
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 1: the wheel, spun the wheel around where the wheels stop,

1036
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 1: where it stop. After it spuns around where it stop,

1037
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:00,840
Speaker 1: we'll do the damn thing because we just that good.

1038
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 1: Put them up spunning all right, all right, Ready for

1039
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: today's categories. Yea, all right, here we go. Number one,

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Speaker 1: crazy stuff. You might yell out during sex. Number two.

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Speaker 1: Remember we're on the air live, guys. Remember that you

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Speaker 1: want what were you allowed on that? What things you

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01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 1: say to bad cooks? Number three things you say to remember? Yeah?

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01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: Number three things you say to old people to keep

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01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 1: from cursing them out. Oh oh wow, okay, you got

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01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:45,680
Speaker 1: it three three, three times. Let's go. Let's spin it.

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01:09:45,960 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 1: But my biggest fear, crazy thing if you might yell

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01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: out during sex, here we go, Here we go. Crazy

1049
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,719
Speaker 1: things you might yell out doing sex? Girl? Stop, please stop.

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01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: I gotta get me some ice water and come back.

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01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 1: Go ahead on that, I go ahead, crazy crazy thing

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01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 1: we are doing sex? Oh my god, I can't feel

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01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: my eyes. Well, look who's here? Look who just showed

1054
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: up for work? Yell that out, junior? Crazy things you

1055
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: yell out doing sex? Girl? You know what I'm girl,

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01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss round and buy you some money. I ain't.

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01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: This is too good right here, girl, I want to

1058
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:48,719
Speaker 1: buy you some money. I ain't. Come on, Steve, crazy

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01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 1: stuff is crazy stuff you might yell out during sex

1060
01:10:53,560 --> 01:11:00,160
Speaker 1: by me on my froehead, I'm playing. Come do you

1061
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,680
Speaker 1: rule that the subject crazy stuff you might yell out

1062
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:07,200
Speaker 1: drink sex? Come on, Jay, crazy thing you might girl, girl,

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01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:13,679
Speaker 1: that part is numb. Okay, it's numb. That is crazy.

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01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 1: Crazy things you might yell out to say I'm a

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01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 1: vote for you. Crazy things you might yell out doing sex.

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01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: H oh oh, what is your name? What is your name?

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01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:47,439
Speaker 1: I forgot what? Tell me again? What is your name?

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01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 1: Crazy crazy stuff you might yell out during sex, Steve,

1069
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:07,360
Speaker 1: I won't corron, it's crazy that it's crazy? All right?

1070
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 1: Coming to Roulette. Crazy things you might yell out doing six?

1071
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 1: Are you planning to put that? Not over here? Ain't alright?

1072
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:28,040
Speaker 1: Crazy things you yell out doing six? Oh my god,

1073
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm about to go to jail. What oh my crazy thing?

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01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 1: Crazy things you let you yell out in the middle

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01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:43,240
Speaker 1: of sex. Uh, listen, I'm almost at the finished land.

1076
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:45,040
Speaker 1: You need to hurry up. If you're trying to beat

1077
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 1: me there, I'm just telling you, I'm almost I'm telling

1078
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: you it's my mom almost. All right, We'll coming the Roulette.

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01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:58,679
Speaker 1: Crazy things you might yell out during sexty just close

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01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 1: it out, ye out? Take it out? Ready, m Black

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01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 1: Lives Matter? Stop? All right? On that note, We'll have

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01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in

1083
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: twenty minutes right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve?

1084
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,280
Speaker 1: It is time for a quick health and wellness shout out.

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01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 1: Give some um you know you want. You want to

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01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:41,040
Speaker 1: keep healthy thoughts and people being healthy, and you're launching

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01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,080
Speaker 1: a brand new product, So tell us about your Elevate well.

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01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: On January third, I have a new product coming out.

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01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 1: It's called Elevate You by Green by Steve Harvey. It's

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01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 1: a green Vitality daily green drink. So I have a

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01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: special composition that I had put in here to help

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01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:03,560
Speaker 1: cover your mitochondriacts. And what that is it helps you

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01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 1: from the cellular level. What a lot of people don't

1094
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:09,599
Speaker 1: understand is you take vitamins and stuff that never reach

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01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:15,240
Speaker 1: your cellular level when you drink greens. Greens especially are

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01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 1: designed to go straight to your cellular level and make

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01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 1: you feel better on the cellular level. Helps give you

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01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 1: better mental capacity, increases your energy where you can work

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01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 1: out more. It's not a workout product, it's not protein.

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01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 1: It gives you the energy so you have the energy

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01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,519
Speaker 1: to go for your walks, the energy to work out,

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01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:41,160
Speaker 1: you know, the energy to think more. Clearly, it's a

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01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:44,080
Speaker 1: lot of energy and it does wonders for your digestive system.

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01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 1: And that's so the things I've been working on. People say, Steve,

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01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:48,719
Speaker 1: you look young man, and I do, and I feel

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01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 1: young because I take care of myself on the cellular level.

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Speaker 1: So on January third and the launch. It is called

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01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:58,320
Speaker 1: Elevate You by Steve Harvey's a daily vitality green drink

1109
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:02,799
Speaker 1: and it's just the thing to make you feel absolutely wonderful.

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01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,800
Speaker 1: It's a great problem. Thank you, all right, congratulations Steve.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait for it. January third, coming up in thirty

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01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour, we'll play a round. I

1113
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 1: would you rather right after this you're listening to show?

1114
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: All right, guys, time for would you rather here we go?

1115
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,720
Speaker 1: Would you rather go without shoes for a month or

1116
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:26,120
Speaker 1: wear a thong for a month. I'm gonna be bad.

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01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to be bad foot it. I can't

1118
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:30,920
Speaker 1: have all that up tween. I can't have all that

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01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:34,200
Speaker 1: up tween me at long o. You're not gonna be comfortable.

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01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a pedicute in a month. But I'm

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01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:41,280
Speaker 1: gonna wait. I'm a rather Steve, are you still thinking

1122
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:43,479
Speaker 1: because you didn't know? I don't. It's that I don't

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01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: have it, that they don't make thongs to fit me.

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01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 1: So Yeah, ain't nobody unthongable. You ain't unfongable, unongable, you

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01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 1: ain't all that. I ain't with jocket straps. So I

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01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:07,519
Speaker 1: know good. Here we come on over to the dark side. Guys,

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01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 1: women wear them all the time, all the time. I

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01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:14,040
Speaker 1: take my hat off, y'all, y'all, he said, I appreciate

1129
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 1: one of the greatest inventions. All right, would you rather

1130
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 1: do comedy on a cruise ship be for whatever it

1131
01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:29,719
Speaker 1: is for a year, or would you rather do comedy

1132
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,360
Speaker 1: at a nursing home for a year. I'm being at

1133
01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:41,519
Speaker 1: nurse home killing. I'm be losing an audience members. That

1134
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:47,120
Speaker 1: ain't nothing like that wearing ass out with an old

1135
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:52,400
Speaker 1: ass joke. I'm on that ship man, What are you?

1136
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:59,880
Speaker 1: Nineteen forty? The time you try to sit out each

1137
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:06,720
Speaker 1: lunch of that lunch counter, white, beat your hand, you

1138
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 1: stupid you. That time you were looking at that chrisket

1139
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 1: winning them damn dogs got loose? What's wrong with really? Really? That?

1140
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,960
Speaker 1: You remember that time we saw bull corners over that

1141
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 1: by that barn buy said he would buy what? Alright?

1142
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:40,599
Speaker 1: Moving on, wouldn't you rather run up twenty flights of stairs? Okay,

1143
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:43,720
Speaker 1: twenty flights of stairs, you know that'll get you out

1144
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,799
Speaker 1: of breath? Or would you rather fight Floyd Mayweather? Floyd

1145
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:50,720
Speaker 1: money Maywe. I ain't fighting Floyd, that's what Floyd. My

1146
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:53,320
Speaker 1: answer is, up them stairs. I'm gonna take them stairs,

1147
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:59,479
Speaker 1: the top half way whatever. Yeah, ain't hit Floyd. So

1148
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 1: you're a little bit. He's slow. He's slow. Is fasting

1149
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:18,559
Speaker 1: anything I've ever thrown? Yeah? Take these days? All right?

1150
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:25,040
Speaker 1: The stairs? All right? All right, thank you guys. That's

1151
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,120
Speaker 1: would you rather for today? We'll be back with our

1152
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,559
Speaker 1: last break of the day at forty nine minutes after

1153
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:32,200
Speaker 1: and of course some closing remarks from the one and

1154
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:35,680
Speaker 1: only are Fearless Leader Steve Harvey right after this you're

1155
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:40,639
Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, here we are the last

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01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:48,040
Speaker 1: break of the day coming up right now. It is

1157
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:52,679
Speaker 1: the last you had more breaks? Does it the last

1158
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: one of the day? Yes, thank you, Thank you for clarifying. Jay. Yeah,

1159
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:04,280
Speaker 1: all right, y'all here, I'll go listen to me. This

1160
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:09,080
Speaker 1: is some encouragement for everybody. I'm gonna use myself as

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01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:16,480
Speaker 1: an example because that's the experiences I have. I've understood

1162
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,759
Speaker 1: something about my life and you should understand it about

1163
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:25,600
Speaker 1: yours too. That I've been processed over the years, and

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01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:32,000
Speaker 1: the process is never comfortable. It's cause you're processing. You know,

1165
01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:35,040
Speaker 1: and and and and and what you're gonna look like

1166
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:38,559
Speaker 1: when you come out ain't gonna be the same thing

1167
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,880
Speaker 1: you look like when it went in, because you're being processor.

1168
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:46,360
Speaker 1: If you put if you put food in a food processor,

1169
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 1: what you what comes out of it don't look like

1170
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:53,919
Speaker 1: what went in it. But it's uncomfortable in the process.

1171
01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:58,080
Speaker 1: But I want everybody to understand that we are all

1172
01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:04,760
Speaker 1: being processed, and what we're looking right now ain't how

1173
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:07,720
Speaker 1: we gonna be looking when we come through it. So

1174
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 1: be strong and hanging there because you ain't going through

1175
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:15,040
Speaker 1: nothing that nobody else went through. You're being processed. See

1176
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:17,160
Speaker 1: a lot of things happened to me in my life.

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01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: I've actually heard people say I was done, washed up.

1178
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:27,200
Speaker 1: Dad ought to do it for him. I actually heard

1179
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,800
Speaker 1: a lady in a blog on a situation. They were

1180
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:34,240
Speaker 1: talking about me. They said he was he's buried. They

1181
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,720
Speaker 1: they just burying him. They want to get rid of him,

1182
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:42,800
Speaker 1: so they burying him. I want it so bad to

1183
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:46,200
Speaker 1: say something, but I didn't. I held my peace. I

1184
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,320
Speaker 1: stayed on the wall. So I don't always stay on

1185
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,800
Speaker 1: the wall, but this time I did. But you know something, y'all,

1186
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,599
Speaker 1: when they write you off and they say you buried,

1187
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 1: what they don't realize is I wasn't actually being buried.

1188
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:01,120
Speaker 1: I was actually being planet. See they look like the

1189
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:04,320
Speaker 1: same thing, but they're not the same thing. See when

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01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 1: you bury something, you're saying goodbye to it. I'll never

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01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,120
Speaker 1: see you again. So we're burying you. I'm saying goodbye

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01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:15,439
Speaker 1: to it. But when you plant something, what you're doing

1193
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:20,080
Speaker 1: is you're repositioning it. You're putting it from one place

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01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:23,960
Speaker 1: over to another place so you can reposition it again

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01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:28,000
Speaker 1: so they can come back up again. See, so every

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01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:31,560
Speaker 1: time people thought I was buried, they didn't realize I

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01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:35,879
Speaker 1: was actually getting planet. God is taking you and placing

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01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:39,439
Speaker 1: you in another situation so you can come back up again,

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01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:42,959
Speaker 1: and to come back up this time will be always

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01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 1: higher than the place that they thought you got buried in. Man,

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01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,479
Speaker 1: you better hear what I'm trying to tell y'all. You

1202
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,639
Speaker 1: got to deal with the process. Don't worry about them

1203
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,200
Speaker 1: laughing that you're talking about you buried. Now, now you

1204
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 1: ain't buried. You've been planet all God doing. Is he

1205
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:02,320
Speaker 1: moving you through another position so you can come back

1206
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:06,800
Speaker 1: up stronger, taller, bigger and brighter. And I want you

1207
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:11,880
Speaker 1: to understand something too. On your way to greatness, you

1208
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:17,400
Speaker 1: have to incubate greatness. That God inside of you, he

1209
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 1: gonna take you through some things that's gonna put you

1210
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:23,760
Speaker 1: in some positions. Man, that God inside of you, he

1211
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:27,400
Speaker 1: gonna take you through some situations that's crushing. He gonna

1212
01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:30,600
Speaker 1: take you to some dog places. God gonna take you

1213
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:34,560
Speaker 1: through some isolated places. He gonna take you to some

1214
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:39,440
Speaker 1: places that's overlooked and ignored. See, so that that greatness

1215
01:22:39,479 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 1: and you can germinate in a private place. Because y'all

1216
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:47,599
Speaker 1: want to know something. Greatness ain't never germinated in public.

1217
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:55,160
Speaker 1: Did you hear what I said? Greatness has never germinated

1218
01:22:55,560 --> 01:23:00,000
Speaker 1: in public. You ain't never seen nobody come become great

1219
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:04,559
Speaker 1: right before your eyes. Naw. They always show up somewhere

1220
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:08,160
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, they're different. They they they

1221
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:10,960
Speaker 1: make a comeback when you thought they was buried and

1222
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:14,000
Speaker 1: you found out they was planet. They've been somewhere in

1223
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:18,040
Speaker 1: a dark place when everybody had written them off. That's

1224
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:24,760
Speaker 1: how you become great. You get incubated. You get in

1225
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 1: some dark places, some isolated places, some overlooked and ignored places,

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01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 1: so that greatness can can can germinate in a private

1227
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:40,280
Speaker 1: place in the dark. See, when you planet, you got

1228
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:42,840
Speaker 1: to have dirt on top of you. You got to

1229
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,439
Speaker 1: get the dirt on top of you to get planet.

1230
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,040
Speaker 1: You can't put a seed out on the concrete and

1231
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: it spread suspected to grow. You gotta put it under

1232
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,160
Speaker 1: the ground. You gotta put it into the dark place

1233
01:23:54,439 --> 01:23:57,120
Speaker 1: so we can germinate what people forget about it for

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01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:59,680
Speaker 1: a minute. That's how you become great. So when you

1235
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:03,240
Speaker 1: go through the process, remember this you it don't look

1236
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:07,200
Speaker 1: like what it did when it went in. It's called

1237
01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:11,439
Speaker 1: a process. It's gonna reappear and it's gonna be what

1238
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:14,599
Speaker 1: God wanted to be. So all of y'all is going

1239
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:18,120
Speaker 1: through the process, understand that that's all it is. It's

1240
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:21,560
Speaker 1: a process. And when you come up the ones that

1241
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:24,439
Speaker 1: thank you, Barry, they're gonna find out you just got planned.

1242
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:28,720
Speaker 1: That's all it is. I've been replanted over and over

1243
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:32,320
Speaker 1: and over. It just happened to me recent I'm back

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