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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday, November twelveth Hi Gandhi, Hi producer Sam Name,

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Speaker 1: Hi Froggy, Good morning of us. Hello, Sketty. Hey, you

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Speaker 1: This song was such a huge hit that we played

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Speaker 1: did it, Baby, You're a firework. My sole purpose today

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Speaker 1: that's what Bonnie. You just satisfied, your your your first

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Speaker 1: your book is on and I can't wait to read it.

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Speaker 1: that the name the names who are who are scary? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: doing with? I'd love to do with Gandhi? Right doing

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Speaker 1: with Gandhi? Hello? If you celebrate your BH, this is

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Speaker 1: November eleventh? Is this accurate? Wow? The horoscopes are different,

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Speaker 1: it what you want. Your day is and nine Aquarius.

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Speaker 1: keep it open mind. Don't hesitate to look at things

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Speaker 1: with a new perspective. Your days and eight Pisces. Don't

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Speaker 1: forget about self care. Take time to pamper yourself and rejuvenate.

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Speaker 1: Your day is a seven Aries. Refreshing opportunities are coming

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Speaker 1: Welcome them with open arms. Your day is a seven Leo.

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Speaker 1: people are like, how do you know this song? And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I was the thing it is. It is

419
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,560
Speaker 1: a fabulous song. And I gotta tell you. When Jimmy

420
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,640
Speaker 1: Fallon was doing his show down in Austin, he did

421
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,159
Speaker 1: a bit to this. Did you see him do this?

422
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,880
Speaker 1: And they were dancing on the football field doing Thank

423
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Speaker 1: God I'm a country boy. I must have missed that. No,

424
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,239
Speaker 1: this is the song. You guys were all jamming out too,

425
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,200
Speaker 1: and I didn't know. Right well, I got something for

426
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 1: you on the farm watch an old country ball. I

427
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 1: can you can you hat to live early? Thank God?

428
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm a country boy. A little simple kind of life.

429
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,080
Speaker 1: But themn no harm. Originally your family and you're working

430
00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,880
Speaker 1: on the bar. These are all filled. I easy cutter car.

431
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,639
Speaker 1: Thank God, I'm a country board. Is that's a song

432
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 1: you're talking about? Yeah? I love that. You know what?

433
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 1: You know what I got? I got me if I'm

434
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 1: I forgot me old fiddle. When the sun's coming up

435
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 1: like a cakes on the griddles, life paint nothing but

436
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: the fun to find the redd off. Thank God, I'm

437
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: a country board. When the words all done and sun

438
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 1: said pull out the middle and the rocking up the bow,

439
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 1: it's are asleep full. I keep a paddle off and

440
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,639
Speaker 1: thank God I'm a country boy. I play is not

441
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 1: a good and all day good by the Lord, and

442
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 1: my wife wouldn't take it very good for a fiddle

443
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Speaker 1: man a paddle. Thank god, here's the easy bar. Here

444
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 1: we go. Got me a fine wife, I got me

445
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 1: old fiddle. When the sun's coming up, the case on

446
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 1: the griddle, my pain, nothing butter fine red off. Thank god,

447
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 1: I'm a country board. That was the easy part. Now,

448
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 1: why are you looking at me like I have three hits?

449
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,639
Speaker 1: I'm not. I just I had no idea that there

450
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 1: was this huge culture that all knew this song, and

451
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: I have no idea what it is. It's a great song,

452
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: isn't it. There's a marking in that there's more coming.

453
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: Foggy Froggy and I are the closest thing to country

454
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 1: boys this room. Hands right. You know what I'm saying.

455
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 1: You making to give me diamond love. I never was

456
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 1: one of them, hugger fools man. They have a fiddle

457
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 1: in the funny tools. Thank god, I'm a country boy. Yeah,

458
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 1: I fitted driving in the black limousine and a lot

459
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 1: of side people thinking that's my king can tell you now,

460
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 1: I thank god I'm a country boy. Well, I got

461
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: me by, I got my old fiddle, and the sun's

462
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 1: coming up. I got ain't song the riddles my pain,

463
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: nothing but a funny riddle. Thank God. I'm a country boy. Yes,

464
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: but a stupid song? Is met it? Little Banjoe some

465
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Speaker 1: looking for You're a little better on the organ. I'm

466
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 1: a fiddle. What my daddy is the day he died

467
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: by the hand when they goes to a side said

468
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 1: live a good life? Thank God? Or the boy will

469
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 1: my daddy wanted me young? How to hunt trough me,

470
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 1: how to work and play a tune on the bell

471
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: on me, how to love? And again? Thank God? I'm

472
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: a country boy. Come on, go literally got me a

473
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: fine I got me over. It'll when the sun's coming up.

474
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 1: I can't sell the riddle. Life ain't nothing but God,

475
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm a country boy. What the hell is going on?

476
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: How is your whole family? Wee house? Your whole how's

477
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 1: your whole family? House? Your whole how's that whole family?

478
00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: How is your whole family? Come on, how's your family?

479
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: How's that whole house? Family? How's your whole house? That

480
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: great big whole family? Tell me right now, how is

481
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: your whole family? We have another question for you take

482
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: your pants down to the cleaners to day and take

483
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 1: your pants down to the cleaners. Do your day? Take

484
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: your pants down to the cleaner's to day. Yall need

485
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: take your pants down to the cleaners. Do day? Okay?

486
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: Won't you do my ass is trologic cultchart? Won't as

487
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 1: logic cultchart? Won't you do my ass? Do my astrologic culture?

488
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: Won't you do my astrological chart? Are you loving the

489
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: questions this morning? I like these questions? Then come on,

490
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: let's all be yours on each other. Do a high kick.

491
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. How's your whole family family?

492
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: How's your old family? Is your whole family? How's your

493
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: whole family? All the hits keep coming. Oh my god,

494
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: when the moon is hanging out a window, some in

495
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 1: the soul is proud of his behind. Do now receive

496
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: way too much info and the image it burned into

497
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: your mind? There's nothing grosser than a man with a

498
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: hairy exe, man with a hairy eye, a hairy everybody.

499
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: I have a shut story to tell you. It may

500
00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:00,239
Speaker 1: hurt your feelings a bit. Last night, when I up

501
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: into my bathroom, I stepped in a big pile of

502
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: shaving cream. Every day and you will always look keen. Oh,

503
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: this is a sad story right here, This is a

504
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: sad story. Wait to hear this. A wife left town

505
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: with a bananas are rottend My wife left town with

506
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: the banana, found that yo devil hiding in her purse.

507
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: He's cold and he's hard, but he's gotta be. I

508
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: hope whatever happens to you so fruit breaks your marriage

509
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: into My wife left town with a banana, My baby

510
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: slipping away. Yes, sir, you didn't get to the best

511
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: part of that song, the mouth trumpet. Yeah, yeah, I

512
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: feel so out of touch. Uh no, no, you're in touch.

513
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: I need to learn all of those songs. No, you

514
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: guys were all singing along and having so much fun,

515
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: and I was just looking at her. You know what

516
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: you need the words? I did? You need the words? Uta?

517
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: And yes, it's true, Nobody, Nail, not one. I know, Okay,

518
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: Sky and I'm yes it's true, Nobody. You're the one

519
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: that you're Uncle. I'm going God. You don't need a

520
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: sleep on mother law. You just shut uncle a day long.

521
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: You've all heard of Rudolph and his shining some Christmas music,

522
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: and we all know Frostler who's made out of snow.

523
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: But all of those stories seem kind of gay, because

524
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 1: we all know who brightens ab our holid day. You've

525
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: heard this right, Oh yes, mister Christmas small and brown.

526
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: He comes from you squeeze and tween your festive bunds.

527
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: My god, what what is it? What do you what

528
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: do you call that? More? What? What do you call this?

529
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: It's not even really like a flush the format, it's like,

530
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: what the hell? You know? We've ruined so many songs

531
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: on this show. For example, the Andy Williams it's the

532
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: holiday season, so there's this one part where he's like

533
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: Hickory Due and Dickory dock and whatever. Yes. The other

534
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: day we're in a store in Times Square and it's

535
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: playing and I sang what we sing yes out loud

536
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: a word that rhymes with a doc Could it be?

537
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: I saw it? At least it turns around and goes,

538
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: you're not on the radio. You don't have to ruin

539
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: everything you ruined via Christmas time. I did. I did.

540
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: That's when it's officially the holiday. That's all I here. Hey,

541
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Should we do? What are we doing?

542
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: You don't want to hear large balls oh yeah, we're no.

543
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't want hear a large bars. We need we

544
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: need the Danielle music large even though she's not here. Uh,

545
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: Gandy's doing the Danielle Missy Danielle. Here we go. So

546
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: I don't know where we do. I'm not sure. I

547
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: don't know where we flew. But we're back. Welcome, We're

548
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: back on the We're back on the branch, as they say.

549
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: Uh so in for Danielle doing daniel report is the

550
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: one and only Gondy. Oh God, don't tell me how

551
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: it ended last night? Did anyone watch the new episode

552
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: of Below Deck? I did not. Well. Apparently someone left

553
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: last night, though it better not have been Kate. Oh okay,

554
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: what if it was Kate? Are you going to quit

555
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: watching the show? Yeah? Okay? Well, list came out of

556
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: the twenty five best TV shows of the two thousand

557
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: and ten. I'm obviously not going to give you all

558
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: twenty five, but tell me if you agree with the

559
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: top five. We have the Americans, Parks and Wreck, Atlanta, Madman,

560
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: and Breaking Bad. They're all good. I love I love Atlanta,

561
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm Breaking Bad. Kaitlyn Jenner is doing the British reality

562
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: show I'm a celebrity, Get Me out of Here, which

563
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: I guess it's like a celebrity version of Survivor. Caitlin

564
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: did this show, the American version back in two thousand

565
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: and three when she was Bruce. I ask you, is

566
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: that an unfair advantage? I'm sorry, I'm taking request on

567
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: the route, I'm taking requests. What was the question? I'm

568
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: taking request? Can someone else pay attention? Forget it? We'll

569
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,479
Speaker 1: move on to the next story. I do think it's

570
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: an unfair advantage. Okay, I do. I do too. I

571
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. What are you talking about.

572
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: Kaitlyn Jenner is doing a British reality show called I'm

573
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: a Celebrity, Get Me out of Care cares about her.

574
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: Caitlin already did it in two thousand and three when

575
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: Caitlin was Bruce. So I said, is it an unfair advantage?

576
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: You're on for a second time? No? Yes, I've been

577
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: around once. Yes, No, you to play the game, okay.

578
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: So Drake was a surprise guest at Tyler the Creator's

579
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: festival on Sunday Night and ended up getting booed off

580
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: the stage and cut his set short because the people

581
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: there wanted Frank Ocean and we're expecting him instead and

582
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: came out, I love Frankoshan. I would have all I

583
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't have boot Drake off the stage, but I would

584
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,959
Speaker 1: have want both of them. Now, you know what, when

585
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: an artist gets on stage to do the art, this

586
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: thing or whatever, don't boo the artist believe Drake alone.

587
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: So rude. Kanye West allegedly joining forces on Sunday with

588
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: Joel Ostein for Sunday's Service, so we know that Kanye

589
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: has been doing this for a while. He's going to

590
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: take the stage at about eleven am at the Lakewood

591
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: Church and Kanye is going to have a conversation with

592
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: Joel that's supposed to last between twenty and thirty minutes,

593
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: talking about his new relationship with God and the struggles

594
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: in his life. So that would be pretty interesting. Yes,

595
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: it will. Lamar Odom isn't. I'm listening to everything you're saying.

596
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: By the way, you guys, Danielle, please compact now. I am.

597
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I'm paying attention. Okay, please hurry, I've

598
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: an instant request. I have to play, all right. Lamar

599
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: Odom is engaged. Her name is Sabrina Parr Tai's daughter

600
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: On followed him because of all the weirdness talking about

601
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: her virginity, and tonight on TV, we have the Real

602
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: Housewives of Orange County. This is us Empire and blackest

603
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: you know? Of all the Housewives shows, I just don't

604
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: like the Dallas. The Dallas one, oh really, I don't.

605
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: I like all the Atlanta is my favorite in the

606
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: New Jersey an old school for Orange County, But Dallas.

607
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: Do you ever watched those? I have never seen any

608
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: one of them. We have an instant request? Yes, sir? Who? Hello?

609
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: Is the caller there? Yes, I'm here. Oh, it's it's

610
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: my husband, Alex. Hey, I fell asleep before Below Deck

611
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: ended last night. Did don't tell me or don't tell me?

612
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: But we think Kate may have left. Someone left the

613
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: show last night. I know who left, but I'm not telling.

614
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: I hope it wasn't Kate did for you? Hey? So

615
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: you were listening to the show and you want to

616
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: make an instant request, Alex? Yeah, you were playing all

617
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: those fun songs you forgot to Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis.

618
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: Why don't you blow me a kiss? Ah? You wanna here?

619
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: Blow me a kiss? Yes? Okay for you, Alex, anything right?

620
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: Are you eligible to make a request because you now

621
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: are you're married to me? Yesterday Alex's I want to

622
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: win some of those prizes were given away. I said,

623
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: you can't. You're you're married to me. Now, Wow, the

624
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: sacrifices you made, I know. All right, I will tell

625
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Speaker 1: your instant request. I'm gonna play blow me to Alex.

626
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Speaker 1: Thank you, okay, have a nice drive, Thanks for listening. Well, Pally,

627
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Speaker 1: it looks like our girls of Dumpter looks like big Dumpterstein.

628
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Speaker 1: Is there anything you'd like to say? The woman Pale

629
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Speaker 1: They're sure is no baby. Blow me kiss? Blow me

630
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Speaker 1: o kiss right now, because if you're gonna leave me, honey,

631
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Speaker 1: I will surely miss the way you blow me. Blow

632
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Speaker 1: me all right, we're cleaning out the fridgerator here. I'm

633
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Speaker 1: thinking to make making the biggest bitch in the whole

634
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Speaker 1: wide want that boy can? Kyle's mom was a bitch?

635
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: Is another famous play. I think this isn't one of mine. Man,

636
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Speaker 1: you heard this one? Hurt men. It's great to be

637
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: on a ship with men and saying across the CEO,

638
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: we don't know where we'll land or wind, but it's

639
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: great to be with men. It's race to be with men,

640
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: because men cans went and men can stink, and no

641
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: one seems to care. Oh, throw the dishes in the

642
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: sink and bank the drain with hair old, park the

643
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 1: drain with hair old men. Then men, it's a ship

644
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: off hill with men. So batting down the ladies room.

645
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: There's no one here, But then then then it's like

646
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: today's show. There's man about, there's men, Beloader's men down

647
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: in the galley, there's bush and one guy we cos

648
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: sally guy cossally. Then then then it's a ship off hill.

649
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: But then you'll never have to lift the seat. There's

650
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Speaker 1: no one here, But then then we're men and friends

651
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: until the end, and none of us assist sees. At

652
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: night we sleep in separate beds and blow each other

653
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: kissies and blow each other kissies, and then and then

654
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: it's a ship off hill with men. So throw your

655
00:34:52,640 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: rubbers overboard. There's no one here, but then, ah, there

656
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: you go. I thought we played that for your boyfriend,

657
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: because he's a he's a seaman. The Celebrity Buzz Podcast

658
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: with Garrett Gossip columnist Rob Shooter, we go to Victoria's

659
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Speaker 1: Secret to see the models. Leo does it as a

660
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: reminder of who he hasn't dated yet. Well, it's true.

661
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Speaker 1: There's Celebrity Buzz podcast, new episodes every week on the

662
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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio Elvis Duran in the morning show Tellustrations after Dark.

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Speaker 1: What is left to say about Tellustrations after Dark? Our

664
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: favorite board game here at Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

665
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: It is. We actually voted and it won. It did.

666
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: It's the social party game that gives us a reason

667
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: to be naughty. Not that we need a new reason too,

668
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: because Telestrations is the best. There's Telestrations and then there's

669
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: Telestrations after Dark. My wife last night, we're sitting at dinner.

670
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: She says, you want an idea of a gift you

671
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: can get me. I'm like what she said. The holidays

672
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: are coming, she said, I want Telestrations after Dark so

673
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: we can play it with our neighbors. That's great, we

674
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: can get your one for free. Okay, good, well there

675
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Speaker 1: you got no people at the Telestration's office, will you

676
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: do well? If you're anything like us and you like

677
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: to get a little crazy, go get Telestrations after Dark.

678
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: The board game or any version of the Telestrations board

679
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 1: game Don't Wait, go today to Target bed Beth and Beyond,

680
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble, wherever you buy a board game. Love

681
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: and Warmth heading out to our our sister Danielle and

682
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: her family today. Of course, her father, Roy's funeral the

683
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: mass today, and uh, that's why we're all wearing suits.

684
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: If you're asking people, hey, you're looking good? Yeah, well

685
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to a funeral. Oh sorry, it

686
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: means anyway. So what are you doing scaring? Oh we're

687
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: running really late. No, yeah, it's okay. We can do

688
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: what we want. Okay, this is our show, Gandhi it is.

689
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 1: We're gonna rename it the Gandhi and Elvis Program. Okay, cool.

690
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: What's that Danielle in there too? Gandhi Danielle and Elvis

691
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,959
Speaker 1: Program Program. Hey, who do you got on the phone? Lily? Lily?

692
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: Let me talk to Lily. Hey Lily, Hi, So, so

693
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: you woke up this morning and I hear a rumor

694
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: that you were in a in a funk. You're a

695
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: little blue this morning. I am. I've been blue for

696
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: quite a while now. Uh, you know, it's okay to

697
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: be blue. It's okay to It's okay to like, you know,

698
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: being a funk every once in a while. You know that, right, Yes, yes,

699
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: I know. I know. It's like there's part of life,

700
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: I know, but sometimes it just gives a little of

701
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: a woman. You just kind of want to get out

702
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: and you can't. I'm with you. Where are you? Where

703
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: you calling from? I am calling from Virginia right now

704
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: in my all my way to Shine's Virginia. I work. Um.

705
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: Do you have people at work waiting for you that

706
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: you'd like to see every day? Yes? Yeah, I actually

707
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 1: have her. I actually have a work wife. She takes

708
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: care of me. I love you know, Gandhi. I keep

709
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: trying to make Gandhi my work wife. She just she

710
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: she doesn't do it. Nate fights me from Nate is

711
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 1: my work wife. Yeah, Nate will not allow me to

712
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: be your work wife. It's him. I'll tell you what, Lily.

713
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: I love your laugh. You know we we just met

714
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: you here on the phone with ten seconds ago. But

715
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: you have you have a very infectious laugh. Do your

716
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: friends ever tell you that? Yes, yes they do. Well.

717
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 1: You know, here's the thing about having a good laugh,

718
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: It is like people start to start depending on you

719
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: to lift them up all the time. Oh yeah, but

720
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: you got to keep in mind that people like Lily

721
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: who lift people up all the time also need lifting

722
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: every once in a while. So I hope your friends

723
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: are taking care of you. They do, they do. I

724
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: have awesome friends. I have none of my family here

725
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: or I'm originally from New Jerseys, so all my families

726
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: in Jersey. So my friends are my family and they

727
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 1: are great. I'm blessed to be surrounded by them. Oh

728
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: that's cool. Well, look, I hope you have a great

729
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: day at work today and you don't necessarily have to

730
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: get any work done. Just make sure you hang out

731
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: with your friends. That's that's all I do. You know

732
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: what I'm saying exactly. Yes, is there anything we can

733
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: send you? Do you need anything from us other than hey,

734
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: how you doing? Oh my gosh. I would love and

735
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: I know you're sending you on this a lot, but

736
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: I would love your book. I've actually been trying to

737
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: get it, and every time I try to get in,

738
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: something comes up and I can and I'm just like,

739
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: I need this book in my life. I'm gonna send

740
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: it to you right now. Absolutely, It's on the way.

741
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: So much. Thank you. You're gonna you're gonna receive it

742
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: as soon as Scott Scotty, can you overnight a book

743
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: to Lily? Done? Deal though, I'm up, it's on the

744
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: way and and and you know what, we're really we're

745
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: really blessed to have you listening to us, Lily. I

746
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: hope you have a great day. Thank you, you up

747
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: to you. I love you all, thank you, Oh, thank you,

748
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 1: thank you. Hold on one a second love her. I

749
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: love anyone who requests the book of any kind. Yeah,

750
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: there are not enough books being read. Hey, who was

751
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: it that wrote Live Prey Love? What was that? It

752
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: was a bad love? Yeah, it was an awful movie,

753
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: but it was a great book. It was. Let me

754
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 1: look up who Apparently she has a new book out

755
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: called The Something Sisters or something, I don't know whatever.

756
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: It's set in, uh, the early nineteen hundreds in New

757
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 1: York City. Okay, anyway, Linda at Walker's she's reading it.

758
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: She says, the best book she's read in a long time.

759
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: Looking up, what's it called? It's you. But what's the

760
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 1: name of her new book? Eat, Pray, Love is her?

761
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: It was a big book. Yeah, it was a big book.

762
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: I saw the movie and you're right, it was terrible.

763
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: It was an awful movie, but the scenery was be

764
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Gilbert the author. Okay, but what's the name of

765
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: her new book? Something Sisters, Girls, Girls and Girls, Girls,

766
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: Girl Girls, What City of Girls? Apparently this is like

767
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: the book that we all have to be reading. Okay,

768
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,240
Speaker 1: I like book suggestions. Thank you. See here here's my problem.

769
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: I have stacks. I've I have skyscrapers of books and

770
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: I've yet to crack one. I mean, I'm slowly reading them.

771
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: Do you read frog? I do, but I read on

772
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: on on a device. I read you either you either

773
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 1: use Amazon Audible or I'll use um iTunes books. I'm

774
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: an audible guy too. I mean when I say I

775
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: have stacks, it's it's it's an audible form. Yeah, I've

776
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: got a lot of inaudible that I'm just listening to.

777
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: But what I can't do is I'm not a multiple

778
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 1: book person at a time. Like some people. They're like, oh,

779
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm listening to three different books on Audible, and I'm like,

780
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: how do you do that? Like I got to finish

781
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: one before I move on to the next night. No,

782
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: I think that's okay. I think that's okay. So some

783
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: people can juggle. I can't jumble. I can I'm not

784
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: a book juggler. Not a juggler. Hey, what's up? They're scary? No,

785
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: nothing much. I don't read very much, and I probably

786
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: we should, I will say, I don't. You know, it

787
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: really does shock. Let's start with can you read? Hey? Yeah,

788
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: I don't read. Read? You do read? You read Menus

789
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: really well. Last year I read Menus something that really

790
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: appealed to me. He's not hearing me. Scary, by the way,

791
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: Scary is like you know those chatty Cathy dolls from

792
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 1: way back, when you pull the string in the back

793
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: and he just starts talking talking to me once you pull.

794
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: Once you pull the string, he can't hear you. That

795
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: appetizer menu at the Greek on Saturday night. You read

796
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: the crap out of that, scary. You know what, Read

797
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: a book when you want to read a book. Don't

798
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: ever let anyone like guilt you into reading anything. You're

799
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: doing something you don't want to do. Man, read a book.

800
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: I read the Beastie Boys book and it was like

801
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: seven hundred pages long, and I was proud of myself.

802
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: I hadn't read. That's good though. That that's great. We

803
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: love a good biographer. Have you read your boss's book

804
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: that you're in? Yes? I did? You did? Okay? That

805
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: was it? Any good? It was awesome? Okay just check it. Hey, um,

806
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: there's something else I'm gonna say? What say? Oh Kate

807
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:09,720
Speaker 1: Kate the chief stew on below Deck? Huh? I would Andrew?

808
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: Can we get her on the show? Am I the

809
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: only one watching below Andrew loves come here? Andrew and

810
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: I are the only two on the show watching Below Deck.

811
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you start watching it? You're you're hooked. It's

812
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: addicting where I was watching last night? And uh but

813
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: I fell asleep before someone left the yacht? Oh my god,

814
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: it was so it was intense. Okay, yeah, well it's

815
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: really good. Ready leave? Do they like walk a plank?

816
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: How do they get off the show? Will you quit

817
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: because you're it's too strenuous for you? Yeah? Will you

818
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: get fired? There's two ways. And let me tell you.

819
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: The guys on the yacht right now are like they're

820
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: sizzling hot. Oh, of course they are hot. Guys on

821
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: a yacht in the Mediterranean sounds like a great plot.

822
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: Hot and yacht rhyme this one's in Thailand because there's

823
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: below deck. There's below deck Mediterranean and coming soon as

824
00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:01,479
Speaker 1: below deck sailing vessel. Really yeah, excellent, literally sailing about.

825
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why people whose sail are called rag hangers.

826
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: Oh well, that sounds more catchy below deck rag hangs.

827
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: I've never seen like one episode, but I'm on their

828
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: website and I see episode six. The title is Penis Ravine.

829
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm hooked you in Penis Ravine about oh, because one

830
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: of them has a tattoo. It looks like it. I'm

831
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: not sure if it was. It looks like a penis all.

832
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: We gotta move on it. Can we get Kate? I

833
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: pray to the Lord baby teesus. We can make it happen. Okay,

834
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: thank you. Let's get into the three things you need

835
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: to know from Gandhi. Gandhi winter storm spreading across the

836
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 1: eastern half of the country is turning deadly. It's blamed

837
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: for at least four deaths in the Midwest and the planes.

838
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: More than one thousand flights have been canceled or delayed,

839
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: and forecasters say that the storm is heading to the

840
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: northeast today by yeah yea. More cities in California implementing

841
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 1: a band in the name of climate change. These cities

842
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: want to get rid of gas stoves all together, saying

843
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: that they're detrimental to the environment. No, no, no, no, no, no,

844
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: don't get rid of my guest dough. California is banning

845
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: things left and right. Honey, we've been cooking with fire

846
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: for several years. Now. Well, they're saying that's the problem.

847
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: We need to stop. So. Scientists in Vietnam now say

848
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: that they found a rare and tiny species of deer.

849
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: Did you guys see the pictures of this thing? No,

850
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: it's so cute. It doesn't look like a dictic. I

851
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: like that. You know what the dictic is, though. It's

852
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: looking thing. Come on, scary, so scary you need. I'm

853
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 1: gonna look up you find I think it's the I

854
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: K isn't it? I don't k. You don't know what

855
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: at is. You don't read books. No, it's a little DearS.

856
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: It's like a rabbit deer. Okay, back to you. This

857
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: little deer is even smaller. It's called the fanged mouse deer,

858
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: the size of a large rabbit. They thought it was

859
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: extinct for thirty years. They set up some webcams in

860
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: a forest and the little thing came out to investigate

861
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: what they find animals. I know me too. Is it

862
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: related to the tufted tipmouse? It should be. I want

863
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: to get back to how you played dictic goose. That

864
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: was three things, seem like it seemed like a dozen.

865
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: All right, thank you? Hey, this is Mariah carry what's up?

866
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: This is Pink and you're listening to Elvis durand Elvis

867
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: durand in the morning showing shot ah Taint Bake Shop.

868
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: They have their new limited edition holiday cookie flavors. They've

869
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: captured the best things about the season. They baked them

870
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: into their thing crispy butter cookies. They've created these two

871
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: new limited edition holiday cookie flavors. They're delicious. One is

872
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: the hot Chocolate. It's a hot chocolate cookie. It's got

873
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: it's the taste of hot chocolate and marshmallows. And the

874
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: other one what the other one is? Oh toasted almond,

875
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta have it. I was actually

876
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: staring at them in the grocery store the other day

877
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: because the holiday bags are slightly shimmery, and I will

878
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 1: like them. They used to call me that in high school.

879
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: Holiday bags. Hey, do me a favor next time you're

880
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: at your Taints cookie dealer. Yes, would you give me

881
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: these two limited edition holiday cookie flavors. Well, because I'm

882
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: sitting here every day talking about and pretending that I'm

883
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, but I don't really, I'll

884
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: get them for you, Okay. One is the hot chocolate flavor.

885
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: The other one is the toasted almond which I love.

886
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. These are limited edition flavors. They're gonna

887
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: go away, so pick them up today. Look for the

888
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: metallic green hot chocolate bags available at your local market. Summary. Yes,

889
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: limited edition cookies. They're gonna go fast, just like the holiday.

890
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 1: So look at that. We are with our friends at PEPSI.

891
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: We're gifting it forward. Actually, I gave the gift of

892
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: a trip to Hawaii to straight enate, and now he

893
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: is going to gift it forward to you. Not willingly,

894
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: but yes, I'm gifting it and then, but the cool

895
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: thing is in the spirit of gifting it forward in

896
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: our friends, PEPSI are encouraging to do that. If we

897
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,959
Speaker 1: gift it forward to you, then there's a good chance

898
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: that you could find someone to gift it forward to

899
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: as well. Right, would it be funny if if this

900
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 1: Hawaiian trip was gifted forward like fifty times and came

901
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: back to me. Yeah, that would be awesome. You're still

902
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: you're still a little hurt a little bit. I'm getting

903
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: over it slowly, but yeah, it's stung a little bit.

904
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: It gets so excited and then just shut right down.

905
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: So here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna fly you to

906
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: Oahu and Maui or both are one. I don't Hawaii, okay,

907
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna pay for the hotel, gonna pay for

908
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: the the flights everything. Yeah, I'll make it first class.

909
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's great, Elvis. Now, I know, I know

910
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 1: a gift is an inanimate object and it has no feelings.

911
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: But what if this gift, by being forwarded constantly, feels unwanted.

912
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: Everything about that well, it's stupid. Feel it feels loved

913
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: because it were caressing it and handling it so much. Okay, anyway,

914
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: so good question. So I'm gifting you and then you

915
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: will gift it forward, and if you want to win it,

916
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,720
Speaker 1: it's pretty simple. You need to post on social media

917
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,479
Speaker 1: and it looks at this isn't easy. It's a trip

918
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: to Hawaii, so you know you can. You can work

919
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,919
Speaker 1: a little bit on this. You need to hashtag Gift

920
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: it Forward and hashtag Elvis Pepsi Sweepstakes and then tag

921
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: our show as well. Cool at Elvis Durand show. So

922
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: go to Elvis Durand dot com for all the info

923
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,439
Speaker 1: because this is a lot of information and you're driving

924
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: to work, right how I remember that? Go to Elvis

925
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: Duran dot com and you can gift it forward with

926
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: straighten aid in Pepsi. There you go. Look at that.

927
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm putting you up on a level with Pepsi. That's

928
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: a sweet many. We have a phone tap on the way.

929
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,959
Speaker 1: It's the Visit to Florida Free Trip phone tap. Also

930
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: we have sound with Garrett. We'll do a sound after

931
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,439
Speaker 1: the phone tap. Okay, all right, thanks to our friends

932
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: at Visit to Florida. You're going to win three nights

933
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: in the Florida destination of your choice, air transportation all

934
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 1: taken care of. You know what else they're given away?

935
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: What three months in Florida? Am I eligible to win that?

936
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: And if I do, can I get three months off? No,

937
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna give you winter in Florida. You can skip

938
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: Winter all together a three month stay in Florida. You

939
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: can end today at skipwinter dot com. That's easy to remember,

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Speaker 1: Skipwinter dot com. But to WT your your your whatever,

941
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: your whistle will send you for three nights in the

942
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: destination in Florida of your choice if you win the

943
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: free trip phone tap. Maybe you'll choose Orlando. Maybe maybe

944
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: I would because I've never been at Disney. Call own

945
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: to win it at Durand in the morning shows free

946
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 1: trip phone now dividial call to win your three nights

947
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: day in the Florida destination of your choice. One eight

948
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right, let's

949
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: get into your free trip phone tap. El Dan Elvis,

950
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: Durand phone tap into the phone tap. Scary, what's it

951
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: all about? So Ryan wants to play a phone tap

952
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: on his wife Colleen. They just moved to the area

953
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: and their daughter Shelby, had a little problem at school

954
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: where because Colleen had complained to the principle because another

955
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: kid was coughing on her daughter. So I'm gonna call

956
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: as the coughing kids parents to Colleen. So you're the

957
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: parent of the coughing kid. Yes, okay, it could happen yes, all,

958
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: let's see if they believe it in today's phone tip.

959
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hello, who's this? This is Ralph

960
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: is his Colley's father? Listen. I don't know if you

961
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: your husband told you I was going to call, but

962
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm not very excited about the fact that you had

963
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: to talk to the principle about my son. Well, something

964
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: hand to be done. He was coughed. Sorry, are you

965
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: stick too? We've been sick for a couple of days.

966
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 1: But my son has a right. You are so irresponsible.

967
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: You are infected and your child is infected, and you

968
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: were sending that Petrie Dish to school to breed all

969
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: over my daughter. Listen to me. My son has a

970
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: right to an education the same way your daughter does. Okay,

971
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: I do not disagree with that, but not when he

972
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: is a walking sure. First of all, I want to

973
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: know why you had to get the principle involved, because

974
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 1: clearly you're not a responsible parent and something needed to

975
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: be done. Intervened. Hold on? Is that good? Oh my god?

976
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: I I had to disinfect my phone? What with you?

977
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: Listen to you? That's okay. I for breezing my kid

978
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: before he went to school. It's right. I can I

979
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: just cannot believe I be irresponsible to send a sick

980
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: child of school. Nobody can learn. I can I believe

981
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: that you have the audacity to send your daughter to

982
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: school with lysol and spray it in my son's face.

983
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: Somebody has to take care of her, somebody has to

984
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: do something. But embarrassed my kid in front of everybody.

985
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: He snotted on her. He practically snotted on her like

986
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: like a pud dog. So what do you want to do?

987
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: You want to put like a buzzle out of or

988
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: something like a horse. I wanted to stay home until

989
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: he gets there so that we don't have to keep

990
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: showing it's embarrassing. Plus, my wife and I both work, Okay,

991
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: we have we have no babysitter. We can't leave him

992
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: with anyone. What do you want me to do? That's

993
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: not my problem. That is not my problem or my responsibility.

994
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: You need to figure out a way to make things

995
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: look for your family, and you shouldn't be going to

996
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: work in your condition anyway. I got no choice. I

997
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: will to pay, honey, Do you want to pay a

998
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a day to have someone watch like kid?

999
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 1: You know what I would do it? If it were

1000
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 1: my child. Did you even take him to the doctor.

1001
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: Did you even think about maybe you're child to some antibiotics. Yeah?

1002
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: The doctor you know chucked about, gave him a shot.

1003
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: He diagnosed him with swine flu. And what Yeah, I

1004
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: got a little case of the swine flu. But swine flu?

1005
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: You are sitting at this goal. He's got a wild case.

1006
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 1: But it's okay. He's got antibiotics. He'll be fine. You

1007
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: are so responsible. I just told him turn his head

1008
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: when he coughs. That's okay. I'm calling the principal. Good job,

1009
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. You talk, but don't make

1010
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: her call the principal of the ones we're getting in trouble. Okay, Hello,

1011
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: did you talk to the goad? Did his child's goal

1012
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: is whine flu? Do you know what you make the

1013
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 1: biggest deal out of using? Are you kidding me? Had

1014
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 1: the swine flu? I can't believe this. Everybody is infected

1015
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: up here? Real work. I think you're really working. Come

1016
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 1: getting me. We're gonna go. We're out. Don't call a school.

1017
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call home. There is an incubation period with

1018
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: this stuff, and we do not have the time to

1019
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: wait here. No listens, listen, don't call anyone else. Listens.

1020
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: Call it Robby right now? Hang up? Who what's going on? Collee?

1021
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere? This is scary Jones, Melvis, the Red

1022
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: of the Morning Show. It was a phone tap where God,

1023
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: I have half my hands on getting ready to run.

1024
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: There you go, there was your free trip phone tap.

1025
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: You know who's gonna win a free trip? Oh Jenny, Jay, Jenny,

1026
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: you just won a trip to Florida. Are you calling

1027
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: from Florida? Because that'd be really weird? Hello, Hello, Hello, oh,

1028
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: marry every other word? Jenny, uh visit Florida? Is there?

1029
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: Are good friend? And you have won a three nights

1030
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 1: day in the Florida destination in your choice. So even

1031
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: if you are in Florida, it's a great deal because

1032
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 1: there's it's a big state, right, Okay, hold one second,

1033
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: All right, what we're having some testical difficulties, No problem.

1034
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: Congratulations to you, and don't forget. If you want to

1035
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: win a winter in Florida, simply sign on to skip

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Speaker 1: Winter dot com and all the info at Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: dot com. How cool, Yeah, that sounds awesome. We love Florida.

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00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: Thanks to our friends. A visit Florida. I love it,

1039
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: love it. Hey, you want to do sound? Can I

1040
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: tell you guys what I'm doing today? What? And then

1041
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: we're getting into sound. We're going to Daniel's father's funeral,

1042
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: going to the mass and um, women, get back to

1043
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: the city. I'm going to lunch nice by myself. Oh,

1044
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: I'm in the mood. Okay, I'm in the mood for

1045
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: lunch by myself. Where are you gonna go? I'm not

1046
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: gonna tell you because then I'll show up. Don't flatter yourself,

1047
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's important to take yourself out to

1048
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: launch everyone. I think you're right. I mean, I did

1049
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: invite Gandhi, but she's she's busy. I'm so sure. Scary

1050
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: only looking for a free meal? Scary? Aren't you going

1051
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: back to your I am but no, I go on

1052
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: with what you were saying about being by yourself. It's good,

1053
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: it's you know, I think today is going to it's

1054
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 1: going to be an emotional, emotional day to be there

1055
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: with Danielle and her family and to say goodbye to Roy. Uh.

1056
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: It's you know, it is what it is, and it's

1057
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: a it's a necessary thing. Funerals are necessary for so

1058
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: many reasons, very much. So. I also think learning to

1059
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: be okay being by yourself is one of the most

1060
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,319
Speaker 1: important things you can ever do. So before I moved

1061
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,439
Speaker 1: to Boston a few years ago, I had never lived

1062
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: alone ever. I didn't think I was ready to do it,

1063
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,799
Speaker 1: but that was what I had to do, live by myself.

1064
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to live with anyone else ever. Again.

1065
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: I love it. I love being alone. It's wonderful. You

1066
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: know what it's It's good to have your time. So

1067
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: today I'm gonna have my time, coming to yourself. I'm

1068
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: gonna order a glass of wine. I'm gonna sit there,

1069
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna eat some food nice. That'll be great.

1070
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm excited us someone wants to come along. You will

1071
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: have comers along. Anyone scaries over there raising his hand.

1072
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: I like I do. I do like the idea because

1073
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 1: you always chose great restaurants. I actually excellent tasted food,

1074
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: so I know it's not going to be a cloker.

1075
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: So I'm like this word, no, I don't. I don't

1076
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: eat in cloakers. And that menu is gonna be his

1077
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: only reading of the week. You gotta let him. How

1078
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: are you doing today? Froggy, are you good. I'm good.

1079
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm I'm I'm It sounds a little strange.

1080
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm actually looking forward to today. Yeah, No, absolutely, um,

1081
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: but dam I'm doing well. Like I said yesterday, it

1082
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: felt so good to hugged Danielle. Don't we all agree.

1083
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: We all hugged Danielleye. We hugged the entire family, and

1084
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: it was great hugging our sister. And to hug her

1085
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: mother was just her mom was standing as we walked in.

1086
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: Her mom was standing first, and I just hugged her

1087
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: mother and we just stood there each other. I just,

1088
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: I just I love Danielle and her family so much

1089
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: that it was so good to see them. I'm looking

1090
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,280
Speaker 1: forward to seeing them again today and paying our respects

1091
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: to Roy and and I'm just so thankful that we

1092
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 1: all have each other, that we all have each other

1093
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: to go through this together, because I think it's good

1094
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: for Danielle to Danielle has really really on every text

1095
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: message that she's had, in every conversation she's had with

1096
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: everybody here really means the world there, and so she

1097
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: really we are helping her, even though it has been

1098
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: from a little bit of a distance. Because she has

1099
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: been dealing with what she's dealing with. She's also looking

1100
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 1: very forward to coming back to work and being back

1101
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: into normalcy again. Absolutely, Danielle is gonna get back here.

1102
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: She says, maybe Thursday, maybe a Friday. And believe me,

1103
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: she can stay out as long as she wants or needs.

1104
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: But when she gets back, you know, it's it's gonna

1105
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: be a little bit of a transition. Then she'll be

1106
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: back to Danielle where she's you know, cursing us out right,

1107
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: telling us to kiss her ass. She actually told me

1108
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: that yesterday I got a book, had a book for her,

1109
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: at least they had Boughton wrote in. And so I

1110
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: take it back up to her and she's standing up

1111
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: there and there were other people around her, and I

1112
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: was gonna lay up behind her. She said, get it here.

1113
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: I said, no, I'm an olive her. She goes, it's

1114
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: not yours. Give it to me. You don't got to

1115
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: yell at me. She goes, she goes, kiss my ass.

1116
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: There's Daniellee. Well, anyway, that's what today is about, and

1117
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: it's it's it's an important, very important day for Danielle

1118
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: and her family, and they're just so tremendous, every last

1119
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: one of them. Um, let's getting into sound with Garrett. Garrett, Yes,

1120
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: what do you have going on over there? All right?

1121
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: Let's has anybody been stung by a jellyfish? Yes? Anyone?

1122
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: I have, not, my friends have. And apparently you're supposed

1123
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: to pee on the person who's been stung by a jellyfish.

1124
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: That's what we've heard. That's of the rumor. But I

1125
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: have a great story about this, but I want you

1126
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: guys to finish what you're doing, okay, All right, So

1127
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: Matt Damon was stung by a jellyfish, and apparently you're

1128
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: supposed to do something aside from peeing on someone, something

1129
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: technically right, because I'd always heard that I've been stung

1130
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: by a jellyfish once in Hawaii and I was on

1131
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: a like we were fishing for the day with some

1132
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: from friends of mine who are all the um. But

1133
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: it turns out that's actually just something that somebody made

1134
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 1: up because they thought it was funny, and it's actually

1135
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do is put somebody in a

1136
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: really hot bath and get a sponge and gently moved

1137
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: a little because there's these tiny little needles that are

1138
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 1: in you when when one of them thinks brush them out. Yeah,

1139
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: you're supposed to take a bath, but I just thought

1140
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: of peeing on someone. Just some great kind of fun fabulous.

1141
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: So my very best friend Elise got stung by something

1142
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: in Florida. It was twilight. She felt it. Everyone assumed

1143
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: it was a jellyfish. Everybody pete on it. It didn't

1144
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: get better. Took her to the emergency room. She was

1145
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: stung by a sting ray and everyone pete in her

1146
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: sting ray sting. Well, don't you think all stings deserve No, yes, yes,

1147
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you need an antibiotic for sure.

1148
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,919
Speaker 1: All right, let's move over to uh Hannah, No, let's

1149
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: keep talking about peeing on each other. I'm certain show

1150
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: Hannah Goodwin. She was on Bachelor in Paradise, the Bachelor,

1151
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: and she's trying to find the next career. So she's

1152
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: trying to, uh do some food demonstrations online and post them. Okay,

1153
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: little side hustle, A little side hustle. So she was

1154
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: making a pasta that, uh, I have trouble mispronouncing this

1155
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: as a wet yoke enough, but listen to how she

1156
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 1: pronounces it. Not working on the call of her. Now,

1157
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 1: she's way off. You're much closer than she is. You

1158
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: want to be a food critic, but here's how you're

1159
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: supposed to say it. And Yuki, there you go, there

1160
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: you go. All right. Gandhi was talking about Drake on

1161
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: stage out of a music festival. Everybody was expecting someone

1162
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: else and they boot him off stage. It's not good.

1163
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 1: It's Drake Drake. You know, I'm gonna tell you, like

1164
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: I said, I'm here for you tonight. If you want

1165
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: to keep going, I will keep going tonight. What's up?

1166
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: If you want to keep going, I will keep going tonight.

1167
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: They wanted Frank Ocean. Well, we love Frank Ocean too,

1168
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 1: but just it's freaking Drake Drake. I love Drake, I

1169
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: love Frank, I love him all. Drake on social media

1170
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: last night said, hey, by the way, I'm coming back

1171
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: the next thirty years, so like it or not, I'll

1172
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: be back every year. All right. Now, our Norwegian Encore

1173
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: is here in New York City, right. Yes, it's parked.

1174
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 1: It's parked. It's peered on the West Side Highway on

1175
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,919
Speaker 1: the Hudson River. We passed it yesterday. It's so beautiful, Encore.

1176
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: It's so gorgeous. So we have a few friends that

1177
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: are on right now, including our producer down in Philadelphia,

1178
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: smiling Stephen. And he was playing virtual reality last night

1179
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: on Encore, and so he was wearing the virtual reality

1180
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: set and he was battling some zombies. And this is

1181
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: what it sounded like if you were walking by him

1182
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: last night. I love him so Froggie. You're gonna be

1183
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: live on on Court tomorrow morning. Right. I will headed

1184
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: over to the ship after the funeral today. I'll be

1185
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: there this afternoon, going to do a meet greet with

1186
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 1: the listeners that are on board, and then we'll be

1187
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: live from me tomorrow morning. Excellent, all right, and very

1188
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: touching moment on Jeopardy last night Final Jeopardy, a contestant

1189
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: paid tribute to Alex Trebeck. And this is what it

1190
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: sounded like. In the title of a groundbreaking eighteen hundred

1191
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: ninety expose of poverty in New York City slums, these

1192
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: three words follow how the drovers smiling. I like that.

1193
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: Let's take a look at your response. Did you come

1194
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: up with the right one? No? What is we love you?

1195
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: That's very kind of we love you, Alex. That's what

1196
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: it said. Costs nineteen ninety five. You're left with five bucks. Okay,

1197
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: he choked out, he got he started crying. They should

1198
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: let that guy win? No, why should Yeah, no, you

1199
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 1: can't win by saying we love you, Alex. No, that

1200
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: was the right answer. Yeah it was. I mean everyone's

1201
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: getting all willy nilly with winning and rules now with

1202
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: the wheel of fortune thing. Who cares the other contestants?

1203
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: Who cares? No, we all won virtue of just him

1204
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: writing it and us reading it. We won by listening

1205
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: to that. Yes, we are all winners. You should have won.

1206
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,919
Speaker 1: I agree. Gandhi Tru Okay, you're the two that would

1207
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: cheat and monopoly you two. No, I don't cheat at games.

1208
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: It was very touching. I'm not trying to take the

1209
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 1: moment away. Yeah, but anyway, thank you. You're a good American.

1210
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: Garret Garrett. Everyone, all right, let's get into the Danielle

1211
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 1: Report with Gandhi. All right, just give me a headline.

1212
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: A headline they're saying best Okay, best show of the

1213
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: twenty tens, Breaking Bad disagrees with that. Sorry, Yeah, Madman

1214
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 1: was number two, Atlanta was number three. Actually love that show,

1215
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: don't you? Guys? Finally, watched Madman. I finally watched it.

1216
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was extraordinarily fantasy. You loved it, Yeah,

1217
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 1: very much. I never ever got into it because it's

1218
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: based in New York and so in New York City

1219
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: in the sixties and seventies. It's it's really cool to

1220
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 1: see how they did it. It's really nice. Okay, back

1221
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 1: to you, all right. Kanye West joining forces with Joel

1222
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: Ostein for Sunday Service. He's going to take the stage

1223
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: with him and have an interview about twenty to thirty

1224
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: minutes talking about how he's got a new relationship with

1225
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: God and all of the things that he's gone through

1226
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:41,959
Speaker 1: in his life. Lamar Odom is engaged. TI's daughter unfollowed

1227
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Speaker 1: t I because of the weird comments about her virginity.

1228
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani allegedly spotted wearing a wedding ring at the

1229
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: People's Choice Awards. She says, absolutely not, it's not a

1230
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 1: wedding ring. Stop speculating. And tonight on TV, We've got

1231
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Speaker 1: This is Us, Empire, The Voice, Blackish, and The Real

1232
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 1: Housewives of Orange County. Very nice, Thank you go you're

1233
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Speaker 1: fagot us. Hey, Hi, this is Katy Perry. I'm Sean

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Speaker 1: Mendez with Elvis d Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: board games. Scary How fast is your I love listening

1241
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: to it every morning. I like they're so funny, it

1242
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: just gets me going. I love it. Guys are amazing.

1243
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: My mom I walked in and she caught me wearing

1244
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 1: her pantyhose, showing you are literally my death friends. Oh,

1245
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: I love big black bouncy balls. Stupid tel Duran in

1246
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Go ahead and tell everyone what you're raving.

1247
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it changed my life. Go ahead. It's

1248
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: I'm almost forty and I finally got a water pick.

1249
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 1: I hate flossing, right, I hate it. I absolutely hate it.

1250
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: But he's going on and on. Nate hasn't he hasn't stopped.

1251
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 1: Want today about this frigging water pick? Yeah, yeah, So

1252
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: I hate flossing, and every time I go to the dentist.

1253
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 1: My dentist says, why don't you get a water pick?

1254
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: It's not It's like flossing but better. So finally I

1255
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 1: just buckled because I was getting some plaque build up

1256
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: here and I bought this water pick off of Amazon.

1257
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, forty dollars changed my life. It's like

1258
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 1: every time I use I look forward to brushing my teeth.

1259
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 1: This is how much I like it, Like every time. Yeah,

1260
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 1: are they paying you to say? No? I'm not. Seriously,

1261
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: I paid my own money. What a scam. If we

1262
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: just came in here and we just took money under

1263
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 1: the table, I would. If they want to pay me,

1264
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: I'll gladly take it because this thing was changed my life.

1265
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: It's illegal for you to come on the show and

1266
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 1: talk about something without divulging that you're getting paid for it.

1267
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: I'm not getting paid for it. I paid my own

1268
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: money for it. But seriously, every time I brushed my

1269
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 1: teeth now it's like going to the dentist for a

1270
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: clean well. We used to have water pick fights because

1271
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 1: you can shoot water and you can do that too.

1272
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 1: And you know the thing, anybody that doesn't have a

1273
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 1: water pick, I'm gonna give you a little lesson right now,

1274
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 1: make sure you close your lips around it before you

1275
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: use it. That's what I was taught because because if

1276
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 1: you just have your mouth open and use the water pick,

1277
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: it sprays every Yeah, it gets you know what, I'm

1278
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: gonna go to Amazon. I don't buying one, seriously, Oh,

1279
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: buy the forty dollars one, because there's more expensive ones.

1280
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 1: But the one that was that's forty bucks. You don't need.

1281
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 1: You don't need any other fans. You don't need the

1282
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 1: fans need of the cat. Okay, so the question what

1283
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 1: under fifty dollars has changed your life? I'll go even cheaper. Okay.

1284
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 1: You know what I love and I can't buy enough

1285
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 1: of them. Uh they're called compte. I think, Oh, you

1286
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 1: wear them because I don't. I don't wear socks, the

1287
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: things that Danielle had that you stole from her. Yes, yeah,

1288
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't like to wear socks, especially in the summertime.

1289
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: And so U By the way, my feet don't smell.

1290
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 1: I do not have stinky feet, okay, and so but

1291
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: I just don't like so these these compede things, you know,

1292
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: I just put put one on the side of my

1293
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: foot and there's no blisters. It's great. It's like fifteen

1294
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: dollars from big boxes of them back there. But I know,

1295
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: I look, but you see, you don't have to spend

1296
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 1: a billion dollars to find something that changes your life.

1297
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 1: So it's water picks. It's compete. There you go all

1298
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. What cheap stuff? How to change your

1299
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: life under fifty dollars? I mean there's obviously, you know,

1300
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 1: an eighth a weed, but I won't say that. I

1301
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 1: will actually say a product. So Danielle actually went to

1302
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 1: the Krayola factory not too long ago, and she came

1303
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 1: back with this chapstick that is this big fat crayon

1304
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 1: and I love it. It is the greatest chapstick of

1305
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: my life. So I thought this has to be expensive.

1306
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: She got it from the Krayola factory. I went online

1307
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: and googled it. You can give like an eight pack

1308
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: for eleven bucks. Awesome. Love it? Change your life? Change

1309
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 1: my life? What's so scary? I have two things. One

1310
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 1: is the this plastic mirror with suction cups on it

1311
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 1: that I got a targe. You put it in the

1312
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: shower and shaving mirror, my shaving mirror. I shave in

1313
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,240
Speaker 1: the shower. Now, I never was able to do that

1314
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 1: until I had the mirror with the suction cups and

1315
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,480
Speaker 1: the other thing. And or green is called the or

1316
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: greenik pan frying pan. You don't have to use any

1317
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 1: butter you're so excited, spray or nothing. You could just

1318
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,919
Speaker 1: like throw eggs in the damp thing and they'll cook

1319
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 1: perfectly and perfect egg every time with no oil. And

1320
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 1: by the way, the smell of your breath you need

1321
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: to borrow Nate's water pick. Oh. Oh. Another thing, the

1322
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: squatty potty. I've seen these in action, Yes, I've seen

1323
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 1: them at work. You put the little things you put

1324
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: your feet on, basically a little footstool around the bottom

1325
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,080
Speaker 1: of your toilet, and they're saying that it makes you

1326
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,799
Speaker 1: it makes you poo better. Yes, it changes your posture

1327
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 1: so the pooh comes out faster. And people have sworn

1328
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: that they actually like got all of the gunk out

1329
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 1: of their intestines. My friend's dad said he lost fifteen

1330
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:55,639
Speaker 1: pounds with the squatty potts happened to me. He squears

1331
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,360
Speaker 1: we could call him right now. I bet he'll say, yeah,

1332
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,599
Speaker 1: I definitely did love that thing. I've heard from many

1333
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: people it's a squatty potty is something every bathroom needs. Yeah,

1334
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 1: it expresses your export process. Wait, I'm gonna got Amazon

1335
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: right now. In order. A squatty potty at a water

1336
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 1: pick is just a stool. It's not an actual potty. No,

1337
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: it's just a it makes it elevates your feet off

1338
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: the ground. So they're like they're like this, yeah, like stirrups.

1339
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 1: See it changes the trajectory of your missile. It just

1340
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 1: speaks up the process. Just go to squatty pot So yeah,

1341
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 1: bottom lines, you don't have to spend a ton of

1342
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:46,360
Speaker 1: money to to enjoy something that share it with friends.

1343
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 1: Oh yes, producer Sam, But I have two of them

1344
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 1: because you guys know I'm riddled with skin issues. Yes,

1345
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 1: so I found some really good stuff. I use these

1346
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: little patches called peace out acne and you just PLoP

1347
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,640
Speaker 1: put it on a white head and it sucks the

1348
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: white head out by more. It's like under twenty dollars

1349
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: I get at Sephora And the other one is bio oil.

1350
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 1: It's like a scar thing because I am a picker

1351
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: by nature, so I leave scars. I know it's bad.

1352
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 1: But the by oils like fifteen bucks on Amazon, and

1353
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,080
Speaker 1: it's such a good thing to remove scars. I love

1354
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:18,040
Speaker 1: cheap stuff, love it, love it. Hey, uh, switching gears.

1355
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: I want to talk to Ali. Of course, anything in

1356
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 1: everything social media on our show is Ali, and you're

1357
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 1: doing the best job ever. We love you. Can we

1358
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 1: call her digitally digitally working on that for a while.

1359
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,599
Speaker 1: So Ali, it's always fun to talk to about her

1360
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 1: dating life. You do have an adventurous dating life. I try.

1361
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:41,320
Speaker 1: I overheard you having a conversation. You know me when

1362
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 1: I overhear it, We're gonna bring it in. We're gonna

1363
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 1: talk about it. I think you're we're your online dating

1364
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,920
Speaker 1: which site on hinge right now? That's like the ny Okay,

1365
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: you're on Hinge. But listen to what she's doing. Gandhi

1366
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: helped me with this, Okay. I think she's manipulating a

1367
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: little too much for this guy. She's trying to pick

1368
01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 1: up What are you doing? So I have a crush

1369
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,880
Speaker 1: on the Sky and I'm using Hinge to try and

1370
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: match with him to see if he is into me,

1371
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,360
Speaker 1: and I want to ask me out. So I um

1372
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:14,400
Speaker 1: changed my settings to be his age and my preference

1373
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:17,720
Speaker 1: to his religion and his location. Oh, so you're like

1374
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 1: defrauding him. Basically, you're not the same religion. No, we

1375
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 1: are the same. You are the same religion. Okay. Which

1376
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 1: is his age? He's twenty four? Okay, so you and

1377
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: you know for a fact he's on HINGE as well.

1378
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: I don't know for a fact. But but if I

1379
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 1: have all these things, I should be able to find

1380
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:38,680
Speaker 1: him in like forty eight hours. Okay, So so you

1381
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:42,719
Speaker 1: are what else have you done on your hinge whatever

1382
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:48,639
Speaker 1: profile to match him? So I changed my religion, right,

1383
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,560
Speaker 1: and well, no, I didn't change my religion. I just

1384
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 1: made it. So it's a um like game changer if

1385
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 1: it's not that religion, right, Okay, And then um, I

1386
01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:00,479
Speaker 1: change my location be close to him him, and then

1387
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:05,639
Speaker 1: I needed a mile radius so that cyberstalking a little

1388
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: bit a little It's like if you knew where he

1389
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 1: lives and you just stood outside his house every day

1390
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 1: like hi kind of. But on the app, okay, you

1391
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 1: sound like you're a It sounds like you're a member

1392
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 1: of the military and you're sending drones over to like

1393
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 1: like shoot shoot up his compounds. Any person you are,

1394
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,200
Speaker 1: you are narrowing it down to just him. Wait, wait, wait,

1395
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,519
Speaker 1: you've met him. Yeah, I met him and I have

1396
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,040
Speaker 1: a crush on him. Why don't you just tell him

1397
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 1: I have a crush on go out, because then I'll

1398
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:35,720
Speaker 1: get maybe rejected. I don't want to. I'm scared. It's

1399
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 1: gonna be so much weirder now if he hears this

1400
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,720
Speaker 1: and then still doesn't go for it. Was if you

1401
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 1: just met him in person, you just could have gotten rejected.

1402
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 1: And you're lying about I mean you, you basically are

1403
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,479
Speaker 1: lying to get him to notice you on I'm not lying.

1404
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm just telling the app what I prefer, and it's

1405
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:56,640
Speaker 1: everything that's him. Is he like on Instagram? Yeah? Why

1406
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: don't you just slide into his dms on Instagram and

1407
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:01,679
Speaker 1: say hi because I have his number. She's afraid she'll

1408
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 1: be rejected. She's afraid she'll be rejected this way, either

1409
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:07,920
Speaker 1: he goes for her or if he doesn't. If he doesn't,

1410
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:10,160
Speaker 1: it's not a rejection exactly. If I see he matches

1411
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 1: with me on Hinge, then I know he's interested in

1412
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: me too. But you said I think he's on Hinge. Yeah,

1413
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 1: I don't actually know. But wait, no, no, no, but

1414
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:19,680
Speaker 1: he's not going to be interested in you. He's going

1415
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,760
Speaker 1: to be interested in this person that you're trying to

1416
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 1: make yourself to be that you're not. Well, I am

1417
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 1: all those things. Yes, yes, I agree with you, Elvis.

1418
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,640
Speaker 1: This is false pretenses. You can't create this person and

1419
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:35,360
Speaker 1: then go match with someone and fishing. Yes, I'm not

1420
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:38,599
Speaker 1: recreating a person. I'm just telling the app what I'm

1421
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 1: looking at. What the same It's a horse of a

1422
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 1: different color. So she's basically trying to say, like, if

1423
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 1: this was the grocery store, you've just moved your product

1424
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 1: to like a better place so that he can see

1425
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:52,559
Speaker 1: at You're incapping him. You're incapping him. Ali, I think

1426
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 1: you're brilliant for this. First of all, this is what's

1427
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: going to get your foot in the door. It's gonna

1428
01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 1: buy you more time and conversation, and I think then

1429
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,800
Speaker 1: he'll get to know the real you afterwards, and then

1430
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 1: you could laugh in the end about how I remember

1431
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:07,160
Speaker 1: the beginning when I was just trying to you know, yeah,

1432
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 1: I stopped you and made up my whole life. Where

1433
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:15,400
Speaker 1: on the stage right now, where it's like like does

1434
01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:17,080
Speaker 1: he like me? And does he not like me? Is

1435
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,680
Speaker 1: he gonna ask me on? Is he not gonna ask

1436
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 1: me out, So I'm just moving along the process a

1437
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,160
Speaker 1: little faster. Yeah, but it seems like it would just

1438
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 1: be way easier if you got the answer, like hit

1439
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:26,680
Speaker 1: him up, Hey, what's going on? Do you want to

1440
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: hang out? Let me get the answer, versus he might

1441
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: be on hinge. So maybe you're never gonna know and

1442
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:33,760
Speaker 1: you'll just be left in this like turget something. I

1443
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 1: don't understand. You don't even know if he's on hinge. No,

1444
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: but everyone's on hinge, I mean also not sponsored. But

1445
01:14:40,479 --> 01:14:45,679
Speaker 1: it all right. So, um, I do know he's single.

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01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 1: So if he you know about this poor guy and

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01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: his location. Do you have a mutual friend? We do?

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01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 1: I know his roommate. Okay, why don't you just get

1449
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 1: his roommate to like set you up? So I did

1450
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 1: kind of do that? Oh how that work? How do

1451
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 1: you kind of do that? How do you do? How

1452
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,240
Speaker 1: do you do? Or you don't? You're like, how did

1453
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: you manipulate his roommate into helping you? I use my dog? Yeah,

1454
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:13,799
Speaker 1: it's a good plan. A second, I saw her posting

1455
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 1: with a dog on the weekend, and I was like,

1456
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:17,360
Speaker 1: this is weird. I never really see Allie with a dog,

1457
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,160
Speaker 1: And now I get it. That's awesome. It's cute dogs.

1458
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,680
Speaker 1: So I texted the roommate. The roommate's not from the

1459
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 1: city or the area, so I know he like kind

1460
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:27,320
Speaker 1: of misses home. I was like, listen, like, my dog

1461
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 1: is coming in on Saturday, like into the city. Why

1462
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 1: don't we meet up and have like a dog playdate

1463
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 1: and like you can hang out the dog in that way,

1464
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:39,080
Speaker 1: like you know. So I you're trying every approach rather

1465
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:43,080
Speaker 1: than like the one that's guaranteed to give your answers faster,

1466
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:46,320
Speaker 1: which is like just contact him. Well, I have to

1467
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,360
Speaker 1: see him every week at mud of my extracurricular activities.

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01:15:49,439 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 1: So is it soccer? Yeah? Yeah, always plays soccer. She's

1469
01:15:54,479 --> 01:15:55,640
Speaker 1: been trying to get me to play, but I'm never

1470
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,840
Speaker 1: available when she wants to play. But I'm interested in

1471
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:01,120
Speaker 1: high soccer to meet boys. And I met this boy.

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01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:03,360
Speaker 1: Wait wait, so you don't play soccer, but because you

1473
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:05,680
Speaker 1: like soccer, you play soccer just to meet boys. No.

1474
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 1: I actually do really like playing, but it just so

1475
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: happens to be with the lat of singlement and I

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01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 1: had to leave my last team because I was dating

1477
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,040
Speaker 1: the captain of that team. So you see him every week.

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01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:17,439
Speaker 1: You see him every week at soccer. Yeah. Yeah, she's

1479
01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 1: creating a fake profile to lure him in. I want

1480
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,839
Speaker 1: to get him. I want to get back to this tomorrow.

1481
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 1: Let's get some people to call in, get some phone numbers.

1482
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,160
Speaker 1: I want to get back to this tomorrow. How you

1483
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:31,680
Speaker 1: have conveniently been in the right place at the right

1484
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: time to meet mister Wright? Right? Stalker not stalker? Yeah,

1485
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,519
Speaker 1: it is kind of stalker's a little bit, but in

1486
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 1: acute way. You're a cute stalker. His name is Vis

1487
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:55,719
Speaker 1: and I'm so good with Dan in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: slash Elvis in the Morning Show. You know, every once

1494
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,800
Speaker 1: in a while and when all the stupid stuff comes

1495
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,120
Speaker 1: out of our show, we talked about something that turns

1496
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:26,479
Speaker 1: into a big thing. We learned so much about the

1497
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 1: human condition on this show. You know what I'm saying.

1498
01:17:28,479 --> 01:17:30,760
Speaker 1: And hey, call us now if you've thrown something while

1499
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:34,640
Speaker 1: you're mad, boom. I mean everyone recalled something they do

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01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:37,200
Speaker 1: And I remember one time I was mad, I didn't

1501
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:39,599
Speaker 1: throw something. I opened a book and ripped the pages.

1502
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,719
Speaker 1: Ask Alex about that one. Did it make you feel

1503
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,679
Speaker 1: better though, when you've thrown things or ripped out the pages.

1504
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,120
Speaker 1: Did you feel a little better now because it's in

1505
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 1: the middle of being really angry? Yeah, I mean it was.

1506
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,719
Speaker 1: I don't even know what book it was. Wasn't mine.

1507
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,479
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what Burning photos of people that you

1508
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 1: dislike is so satisfying. See, that's a premeditated thing. It is.

1509
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:02,640
Speaker 1: So if if someone has screwed you over Gandhi and

1510
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:04,160
Speaker 1: you take their photo, you have to take You have

1511
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,080
Speaker 1: to get the photo, you have to set it on

1512
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:07,640
Speaker 1: something that's not going to catch on fire. Then you

1513
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,439
Speaker 1: have to find a lighter. Then you catch it on fire.

1514
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:13,320
Speaker 1: I mean there's almost a ritual thing, and there's something

1515
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:16,160
Speaker 1: going on. There's who's a witch and she does something

1516
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 1: to it. Yeah yeah. But if you're like you opened

1517
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,439
Speaker 1: a book and ripped a pages out, that's like boom.

1518
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,720
Speaker 1: Or if you pick up something and throw it, Oh yeah,

1519
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,640
Speaker 1: that's that would be me. Yeah, yeah, I would do that.

1520
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: I did. It's scary. I throw shoes last night. Actually

1521
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,640
Speaker 1: not at somebody though, but you didn't have time to

1522
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 1: think about it. You just picked him up through it,

1523
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:34,600
Speaker 1: took him off my feet. And as I'm taking I

1524
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:36,800
Speaker 1: was so aggravated at something. As I'm taking them off

1525
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,960
Speaker 1: my feet. I took one and I went who was

1526
01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:43,600
Speaker 1: family member? And then the other shoes I took it off.

1527
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:47,800
Speaker 1: So both shoes on the ground like that. Okay, I

1528
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:50,400
Speaker 1: didn't throw them at anyone. But let's let's investigate Gandhi

1529
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:52,639
Speaker 1: for just a moment. In Yeah, let's talk about your

1530
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 1: premeditated uh burning of the picture. Yes, because it takes

1531
01:18:57,520 --> 01:19:00,720
Speaker 1: time to carry this out. Yes, it does. Well, I

1532
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,679
Speaker 1: mean it's only happened a few times in my life.

1533
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,720
Speaker 1: But there was just one person. One well, there's one

1534
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,640
Speaker 1: person that I did it too, three times. So I

1535
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:11,639
Speaker 1: really needed to purge everything about her from my life,

1536
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,599
Speaker 1: all of the junk that she left at my house,

1537
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,840
Speaker 1: all the photos that I had with her, anything that

1538
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,800
Speaker 1: just reminded me of her, smelled like her, looked like her.

1539
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,679
Speaker 1: She had to go. How long ago was that? Maybe

1540
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,479
Speaker 1: like nine years ago? Okay, is she still out of

1541
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:26,519
Speaker 1: your life. Hell yeah, Okay, never to enter back in there.

1542
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:28,600
Speaker 1: But I just really needed to get rid of all

1543
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:30,120
Speaker 1: of it, and I was so angry. I didn't even

1544
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:31,840
Speaker 1: want her to have a chance of getting it back,

1545
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,240
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to look at her. So I

1546
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:35,320
Speaker 1: burned all of it. And I had no idea how

1547
01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:38,120
Speaker 1: satisfying burning those photos was, but man, it felt that

1548
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,040
Speaker 1: I just got to watch her face just melt away

1549
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,000
Speaker 1: in the fire. Wow. I mean that was a deeply

1550
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,479
Speaker 1: rooted issue you had with her, obviously still have it.

1551
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:47,200
Speaker 1: If I see her right now, I'm puncher in the throat. No,

1552
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, you guys would be on my side.

1553
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,519
Speaker 1: You would be on my side. Please tell everyone you're kidding.

1554
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:59,240
Speaker 1: Find I'm kidding for the air. I do know why

1555
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 1: this is the girl, Yeah, and I understand where she's

1556
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:06,120
Speaker 1: coming from, because this person is just a horrible human being. Okay,

1557
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 1: I get to see what she did. Let's talk about

1558
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 1: what Gandhi's done, and let's think about how we can play.

1559
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,920
Speaker 1: Is there something or someone in your life that you

1560
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:16,640
Speaker 1: really truly need to have a ceremony, because that was

1561
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:19,679
Speaker 1: basically a ceremonial thing. You actually ceremony, You took time

1562
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,519
Speaker 1: to find these items, to burn them, and to watch

1563
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 1: them go slowly. This wasn't like throwing a book because

1564
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:28,360
Speaker 1: you're mad. No, So I mean yeah, I mean, Daniel,

1565
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:33,520
Speaker 1: you've never like planned out No, No, some kind of ceremony,

1566
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:36,560
Speaker 1: I probably if I know, I've never, I mean I

1567
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 1: probably would like to have. I don't know. I do

1568
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 1: stuff out. I have to be really angry by time.

1569
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,600
Speaker 1: I feel remorse after being a jackass. Like if I

1570
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:46,920
Speaker 1: do if I throw something or damage something or get

1571
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,719
Speaker 1: mad or scream at somebody, I feel remorse pretty soon thereafter.

1572
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,880
Speaker 1: So if I plan something out, reality kicks in. I'm like, yeah,

1573
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,200
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that. That one time that the girl

1574
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:58,720
Speaker 1: threw up in the limousine, Okay, but I was right

1575
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 1: in that case. Oh so wait, so Froggy. I went

1576
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 1: out there for one of Lisa's birthday celebrations and Froggy

1577
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 1: got us a limo that he got on loan from

1578
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:11,040
Speaker 1: somebody and they still have limos. Yeah, this was years ago,

1579
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:14,840
Speaker 1: and a grown woman threw up all over the limo

1580
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,519
Speaker 1: and Froggy was responsible. And I have never seen mister

1581
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:22,719
Speaker 1: Froggy that mad. He was not an advocat for that night. Wow,

1582
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:24,640
Speaker 1: it was not good. Yeah it was. I didn't throw up,

1583
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:28,519
Speaker 1: wasn't So? Yeah, I don't. I don't know how we

1584
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 1: kind of got up subject because I can see how

1585
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,559
Speaker 1: mad you were. Right, I was mad, But you didn't

1586
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 1: throw something, did you? No? No, no, no, no, I no.

1587
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,640
Speaker 1: I think I did. But in that point I was

1588
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:40,559
Speaker 1: justified in my feelings. But you ask if I've ever

1589
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 1: planned anything, and I generally tend to come to my

1590
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:46,920
Speaker 1: senses and say, hey, you should just move on. If

1591
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,720
Speaker 1: I planned something out, I have to react immediately, and

1592
01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:51,680
Speaker 1: then I feel remorse. Well, there's I think they're two

1593
01:21:51,720 --> 01:21:54,400
Speaker 1: different things. If you if you act out immediately, throwing

1594
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:56,680
Speaker 1: something out of anger or ripping two pages out of

1595
01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,920
Speaker 1: a book like I did, it's just you almost can't

1596
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,599
Speaker 1: control it away. But if you stop and go, Okay,

1597
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,599
Speaker 1: I'm going to get all these pictures of this friend

1598
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,439
Speaker 1: of mine together, and I'm going to find a place

1599
01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:08,920
Speaker 1: where I won't burn down the house. I'm going to

1600
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:12,920
Speaker 1: burn them all. That is, like I said, premeditated. I

1601
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 1: gotta think this thing through, because that's that's some serious stuff. Yes,

1602
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,880
Speaker 1: it was, you were right, I'd premeditated all of it.

1603
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,800
Speaker 1: It was a slow burn. Well, I have never done

1604
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:24,719
Speaker 1: this before. I did it work. Yeah, you really truly

1605
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:28,880
Speaker 1: feel a nice separation cut off. I felt a lot

1606
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,519
Speaker 1: better about the situation. I'm telling you what, Watching a

1607
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,719
Speaker 1: photo burn is very satisfying. If you're angry. She don't

1608
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:36,600
Speaker 1: have photo anymore. They're all digital on my camera. I

1609
01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,040
Speaker 1: print stuff out all the time. I have a little

1610
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 1: Instacts printer polaroids. Yeah, another reason to love Instacs. Things

1611
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:44,519
Speaker 1: are awesome. We can burn pictures of friends, Yes, yes,

1612
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:48,200
Speaker 1: I can. There's a market for that. They should go

1613
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:51,360
Speaker 1: for that. Well, you remember how a Valentine's Day the

1614
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:53,840
Speaker 1: radio station would have like the big Valentine's we have

1615
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,760
Speaker 1: the wood chipper. Yeah, they'd have the why you would

1616
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 1: put the pictures your and you put it and you

1617
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,040
Speaker 1: put all your pictures through this wood chipper and it

1618
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,559
Speaker 1: comes out on the other end and shreds. That sounds

1619
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:06,960
Speaker 1: gloriou straighten eate. Yes, have you ever had a premeditated

1620
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:12,920
Speaker 1: service we actually ritualistically burned something? Oh god, yeah, yes

1621
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:20,479
Speaker 1: you have absolutely so you really Yeah, you had to

1622
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 1: think it through. I had to plan. I had a pile,

1623
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:26,040
Speaker 1: and I had a place to burn stuff, and I

1624
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,559
Speaker 1: had burned it all. It was great. Well that's another

1625
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,920
Speaker 1: thing we do in Santa Fe every year. Uh, they

1626
01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:35,360
Speaker 1: torch Zzobra. Yeah, and it's this huge fourty foot tall

1627
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:37,680
Speaker 1: marionette that screams where they catch them on fire and

1628
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:39,639
Speaker 1: you're actually it's kind of scary and freaky, but it's

1629
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,400
Speaker 1: you're actually burning up the year of dread. You know,

1630
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:44,840
Speaker 1: anything that in the past year screwed you over, you

1631
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:46,280
Speaker 1: write it down on a piece of paper, put it

1632
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:50,479
Speaker 1: at the feet of Zzobra. Yea, and I like that. Yeah,

1633
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:55,360
Speaker 1: it's weird seeing this marionette moving and screaming like it's

1634
01:23:55,400 --> 01:24:00,200
Speaker 1: on fire. I'll never see that again. Do you think

1635
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,960
Speaker 1: that anybody in this room has had somebody do that

1636
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:07,040
Speaker 1: for them? Oh? Yeah, for sure. Wow, Daniell, Okay, you

1637
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:10,320
Speaker 1: voled that right back. Huh. I wonder. I wonder there's

1638
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:12,880
Speaker 1: a couple of people. I wonder if they ever did

1639
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:15,560
Speaker 1: something like that to you. Yeah, yeah, no, I know.

1640
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:17,120
Speaker 1: I didn't know what's happened to me. At least twice

1641
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 1: one had a vooted all someone else burned all my stuff.

1642
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:20,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I do know people who have

1643
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:22,800
Speaker 1: been very very mad at me. But of course you

1644
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:25,719
Speaker 1: know me, mister justification. Well, yeah, that was their problem,

1645
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:31,479
Speaker 1: not mine, And it wasn't me, it was them. So

1646
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:36,760
Speaker 1: our friend, producer Sam, was at a bachelorette party night

1647
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:39,960
Speaker 1: number one. They were partying hard. By the end of

1648
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 1: the night tequila. Someone puked in the corner. They all

1649
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,439
Speaker 1: had to leave. They were all kicked out of the club.

1650
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:50,679
Speaker 1: Oh gee, at Lasa was the corner. That's considerate. Vomiting

1651
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,599
Speaker 1: in the corner. Yeah, not in the middle of the dance,

1652
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:56,200
Speaker 1: for you don't want to slippery dance for right? And

1653
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:58,040
Speaker 1: then you know, they all shared beds. In the middle

1654
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:00,680
Speaker 1: of the night, someone got up to go to the

1655
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:03,519
Speaker 1: bathroom and they peed, but they weren't in the bathroom.

1656
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:07,360
Speaker 1: Oh that's my favorite. So when pee in the room? Really,

1657
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:11,280
Speaker 1: they broke a swimming pool. How do you break a

1658
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:14,479
Speaker 1: swimming pool? I don't know. You know, Uncle Johnny tells

1659
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,519
Speaker 1: a story about how he and his drag queen friend

1660
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:20,960
Speaker 1: drove a pickup truck across the country on all sorts

1661
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,880
Speaker 1: of psychedelic things. This is back in the seventies. Okay,

1662
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:27,639
Speaker 1: they were actually in New Mexico and Albuquerque. They were

1663
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:30,320
Speaker 1: and I've only seen this in movies they were escorted

1664
01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:34,080
Speaker 1: to the state border and asked never to come back.

1665
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:37,720
Speaker 1: Can you imagine they drive you to the border of

1666
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:45,360
Speaker 1: a state and say, please do not come back. It'll

1667
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:51,160
Speaker 1: hang you in the town square. Wow, it almost sounds

1668
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:53,880
Speaker 1: like a challenge. Let's party so hard. They drive us

1669
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:55,600
Speaker 1: to the state border. What did he do? Do we

1670
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:58,080
Speaker 1: know what he did? Who knows? They were on psychedelics.

1671
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:02,000
Speaker 1: It was a drag queen Uncle Johnny in some kind

1672
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:05,519
Speaker 1: of pickup truck El el Camino. Like we I think

1673
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:07,640
Speaker 1: we have two or three pictures downstairs here at our

1674
01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:12,160
Speaker 1: building people who are banned. Yes, when my pictures up there,

1675
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:16,120
Speaker 1: it's gonna be zand or is it going to be awesome? Yeah,

1676
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,599
Speaker 1: you're right. These are people who like there's the lady

1677
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:20,679
Speaker 1: who wanted to cut my head off? Remember her? Remember

1678
01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:26,200
Speaker 1: the lady that wanted to do those nasty things to you. Yeah. Also,

1679
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 1: we have pictures of Carla, Marie and Anthony down there.

1680
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,800
Speaker 1: I don't ask. No longer allowed anyway, I mean we

1681
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:37,960
Speaker 1: got calls already on hold. Hello Vanessa, Vanessa. Yeah, Hi,

1682
01:26:38,479 --> 01:26:42,280
Speaker 1: So ten years ago you were kicked out of Canada.

1683
01:26:44,479 --> 01:26:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you and your boyfriend went to Rochester

1684
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:47,720
Speaker 1: and he said, let's go up to Canada. So you

1685
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:50,680
Speaker 1: went to Canada. Yeah, and I wouldn't talk to him

1686
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:55,000
Speaker 1: and underage. Oh, and he got to the border off

1687
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:57,559
Speaker 1: he's been drinking in for some reason. He decided to say,

1688
01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:01,519
Speaker 1: so I'm half in an out of it, and he

1689
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:04,720
Speaker 1: goes inside and stay like halfway wake me up, and

1690
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm just cursing because I don't know where I am

1691
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:10,800
Speaker 1: or what's going on. And they took my license and

1692
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,400
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, you can't come back for a year.

1693
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:18,080
Speaker 1: So you were kicked out of a country for an

1694
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:21,200
Speaker 1: entire year because you woke up like a drunk, belligerent

1695
01:27:21,439 --> 01:27:27,840
Speaker 1: oh the entire yes. So wow. Yeah, So apparently I

1696
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:32,519
Speaker 1: wasn't Apparently it's illegal to kurt that customs agent, and

1697
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:34,960
Speaker 1: I did not know that. I was like nineteen at

1698
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,360
Speaker 1: the time. Was funny, and I have been drinking, so

1699
01:27:37,439 --> 01:27:39,479
Speaker 1: I been like I was tpping it out. It was

1700
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,599
Speaker 1: just and I just want to say that I've loved

1701
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:44,479
Speaker 1: you guys. I got ji at them just to listening

1702
01:27:44,479 --> 01:27:46,839
Speaker 1: to guys. I moved down to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

1703
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:52,320
Speaker 1: You guys amazing and I've loved listening to you every more. Okay,

1704
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:54,360
Speaker 1: so well, and we appreciate that. But back back to

1705
01:27:54,479 --> 01:27:56,559
Speaker 1: Canada for just a moment. So you were kicked out

1706
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:59,599
Speaker 1: at nineteen and how many years ago was that? Um?

1707
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:05,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was two. Have you been back to

1708
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:10,559
Speaker 1: Canada since? Or you're afraid to try. I'm not afraid

1709
01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:12,800
Speaker 1: to try. I just haven't really had time to go

1710
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:16,080
Speaker 1: out there. You know. That'll show them? How dare you

1711
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:18,200
Speaker 1: kick me out? I'm not coming back. Here's the thing.

1712
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:20,960
Speaker 1: You can go to Disney and you can visit Epcot

1713
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:23,479
Speaker 1: and go to Canada. Yeah, they might let you in there.

1714
01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:26,439
Speaker 1: I bet if you went to Canada at Epcot they

1715
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:30,000
Speaker 1: would kick you out. You can go. Why don'd you

1716
01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:33,519
Speaker 1: go next door to Mexico. They're fine with you over

1717
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:37,280
Speaker 1: at Mexico. You're gonna do okay. And anyway, well, listen,

1718
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,759
Speaker 1: thanks for calling Vanessa being kicked out of a country.

1719
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:42,160
Speaker 1: Let's see who can top that. Have have a great day,

1720
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,639
Speaker 1: and thank you, thank you for listening to us. There

1721
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:46,439
Speaker 1: you go. I got banned from a buffet. Once banned

1722
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:48,360
Speaker 1: from a buffet, what did you do? I got into

1723
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:50,080
Speaker 1: an argument with them about because you could do the

1724
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:52,000
Speaker 1: buffet to go, So I got into an argument with

1725
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:55,320
Speaker 1: them about what could go and which which in which containers,

1726
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:57,360
Speaker 1: and they got really upset with me and told me

1727
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,320
Speaker 1: not to come back. But then they changed the policy

1728
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:01,120
Speaker 1: and I was allowed back. Oh, I thought it was

1729
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:04,680
Speaker 1: just went up to the buffet too many times. I

1730
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:07,280
Speaker 1: know that Nate's dad was banned from a shoe store

1731
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,960
Speaker 1: because he had he had two feet that were different

1732
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:13,040
Speaker 1: sizes and he just druve everyone nuts. Yeah, I think

1733
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:15,600
Speaker 1: I told you this store. My dad's left foot is

1734
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,360
Speaker 1: like eleven and a half is right foot twelve. So

1735
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,599
Speaker 1: he was trying on like pairs of shoes for three hours.

1736
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:22,240
Speaker 1: Finally that taps them on the shows that just get out,

1737
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:25,040
Speaker 1: get out and never come back. Yeah, just too much. Wow,

1738
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:27,639
Speaker 1: you know what you have it all. You can eat buffet,

1739
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:29,600
Speaker 1: you have a shoe store, you know, but you can

1740
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:31,599
Speaker 1: only put up with so much. Then you banned them

1741
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:36,160
Speaker 1: whatever that buffet was stupid? People take right Their banned

1742
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:38,840
Speaker 1: from Walmart, their banned from Disney. A lot of people

1743
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,559
Speaker 1: a banned from Disney. Why because he would be Why

1744
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:43,680
Speaker 1: you gotta know what they did. You gotta mind your

1745
01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:46,040
Speaker 1: p's and ques of your big Disney. How does one

1746
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:48,479
Speaker 1: get banned from Walmart only what did you do? Well,

1747
01:29:48,479 --> 01:29:51,000
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. There's a little clue. They

1748
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:54,040
Speaker 1: said they were banned from Walmarts. They were banned from

1749
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:57,320
Speaker 1: the Walmarts. Yes, all right, so we know, I don't

1750
01:29:57,320 --> 01:30:02,040
Speaker 1: know how to say. Is your name present Assant? It's Proissan.

1751
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh my guns, I got it right. So Proisant, you

1752
01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:07,960
Speaker 1: got kicked out of the Sistine Chapel. You were banned

1753
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:12,840
Speaker 1: from the Vatican. Oh my god, I didn't they exercised

1754
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:15,360
Speaker 1: him from the Vatican. What did you do to get banned?

1755
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:19,599
Speaker 1: So basically, my friend was taking pictures and we got

1756
01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:21,920
Speaker 1: asked not to take pictures, and he said okay, and

1757
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,880
Speaker 1: then put his phone into selfie mode and started taking

1758
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:28,400
Speaker 1: pictures of the ceiling like the idiot he is. And uh,

1759
01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:31,120
Speaker 1: the guard saw him and you know, asked him for

1760
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:33,080
Speaker 1: his phone, and he pulled out his work phone and said,

1761
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:35,200
Speaker 1: this is my phone on any pictures, And you know,

1762
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:37,960
Speaker 1: he ended up finding out that he had two phones

1763
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,880
Speaker 1: and and basically caught us in a lie and escort

1764
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:43,080
Speaker 1: us to the exit of the Vatican. Wow, the burner

1765
01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 1: phone got your kicked up. Could you know what if

1766
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:46,560
Speaker 1: you go to the Vatican and you want to you

1767
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:48,800
Speaker 1: finally get to the Sistine Chapel to vary end it's

1768
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,559
Speaker 1: it's it takes several hours to get there. And when

1769
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:55,960
Speaker 1: you do, as you know, proisant, they start yelling at you. Yes, silent, yeah,

1770
01:30:56,960 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 1: shut up, you know, you know when you're making my

1771
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:02,519
Speaker 1: Sistine hid a visit, just a terror. And then they

1772
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:05,400
Speaker 1: yell at you for taking picture. And I actually got

1773
01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:08,400
Speaker 1: slapped in the Sistine Chapel for taking a picture. Yes,

1774
01:31:08,479 --> 01:31:10,320
Speaker 1: slaps right in the hand because they said don't take

1775
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:12,040
Speaker 1: a picture. And then I did exactly what that guy did,

1776
01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,439
Speaker 1: and I tried to get one of the ceiling and

1777
01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:15,320
Speaker 1: a guard just walked by and smack my phone out

1778
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:17,240
Speaker 1: of my hand, and I was like, wait a second,

1779
01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:19,800
Speaker 1: Oh I was wrong, I guess Croissant. Did you go

1780
01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:22,560
Speaker 1: to Florence and tried to take pictures of David? You

1781
01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:25,600
Speaker 1: know the statue? Oh yeah, I think we learned our

1782
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,400
Speaker 1: lesson after after the sixteen Chapel incident, so we did

1783
01:31:28,439 --> 01:31:30,880
Speaker 1: not try that. Well, no, but if you go to

1784
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:32,840
Speaker 1: see the statue of David, you got to take a

1785
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:35,960
Speaker 1: picture when his junk next to your head. You're not

1786
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:39,400
Speaker 1: supposed They just don't want you to make fun of

1787
01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:41,920
Speaker 1: his junk. Yeah, people make fun of his junk. Now

1788
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:44,000
Speaker 1: are you allowed to go back to the Sistine Chapel?

1789
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:45,439
Speaker 1: You're allowed to go back to the Vatican. Are you

1790
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:48,759
Speaker 1: out forever? I don't think they've took our name or anything,

1791
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:51,200
Speaker 1: so probably could go back, but I haven't tried. Yeah,

1792
01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:54,280
Speaker 1: you're just crazy Americans. You're not. They probably tell fifteen

1793
01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:57,040
Speaker 1: thousand people a day to put the counts. They're strict

1794
01:31:57,080 --> 01:32:01,599
Speaker 1: as all get out. Thank you, proissant, Hello, ash l Hi.

1795
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:04,880
Speaker 1: Now listen to this, guys. Ashley claims to be banned

1796
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:10,600
Speaker 1: from every NFL stadium in the country. Why talk about it?

1797
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:14,960
Speaker 1: So Originally this happened when I lived in Buffalo, So

1798
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure when you see like all of the Buffalo tailgating,

1799
01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:21,760
Speaker 1: you could probably only imagine, Yeah, they go crazy and

1800
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:25,360
Speaker 1: have a lot of fun. Yeah, they go a little overboard. Um,

1801
01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:27,920
Speaker 1: I was guilty of that one year, going a bit

1802
01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:32,560
Speaker 1: overboard in the drinking department, and I definitely wasn't I

1803
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:34,880
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been allowed in the stadium to begin with,

1804
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:40,679
Speaker 1: got through, and once I was there, all of a sudden,

1805
01:32:41,680 --> 01:32:45,479
Speaker 1: someone who didn't like me decided to tell security that

1806
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,800
Speaker 1: I was trying to start a fight when like, I'm

1807
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:50,519
Speaker 1: not a violent person at all. No, you're drunk, You're

1808
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:54,200
Speaker 1: not violent exactly. I like love people when I'm drunk.

1809
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:57,880
Speaker 1: Who that came from? So? So what they try to

1810
01:32:57,960 --> 01:33:01,120
Speaker 1: kick you out? At that point they dragged me out.

1811
01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:04,840
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I took my idea. They took down

1812
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:08,240
Speaker 1: all of my information that They gave me a card

1813
01:33:08,439 --> 01:33:11,200
Speaker 1: and said, if you're ever caught in an NFL stadium

1814
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:16,080
Speaker 1: in the country again, you're arrested. Oh now, Froggy, you're

1815
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:19,240
Speaker 1: our expert with the NFL. Can you do that? I mean,

1816
01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:21,040
Speaker 1: I guess they could tell you that, but they would

1817
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:23,800
Speaker 1: have to find a way to identify you, and then

1818
01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:26,880
Speaker 1: you'd have to do something wrong in another stadium. I'm

1819
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:28,880
Speaker 1: sure if, for example, if you came to Jackson into

1820
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:31,120
Speaker 1: a Jags game, they're not looking for you as you

1821
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:35,360
Speaker 1: entered the stadium, So go back. You know, they're at

1822
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:37,720
Speaker 1: the the Dallas Cowboys Stadium and Dallas like, you know what,

1823
01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:44,080
Speaker 1: there's that girl from Buffalo out. I didn't go off

1824
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,439
Speaker 1: when you got through the girl from Buffalo, And I'm

1825
01:33:47,439 --> 01:33:50,280
Speaker 1: gonna tell you to shuffle off the Buffalo. Well, actually,

1826
01:33:50,439 --> 01:33:52,000
Speaker 1: I know, but are you sort of proud of that

1827
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:54,120
Speaker 1: moment or are you gonna try to test it and

1828
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:57,519
Speaker 1: go back to a game. Oh I've gone back plenty

1829
01:33:57,560 --> 01:34:00,000
Speaker 1: of times. I just don't carry my own personal idea.

1830
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:02,800
Speaker 1: I make other people carry my id and go up

1831
01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:05,280
Speaker 1: and buy my drinks and buy my tickets and all.

1832
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,280
Speaker 1: I know. But what a great story. I've been banned

1833
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:12,600
Speaker 1: from every NFL stadium in the country room. I love that.

1834
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:15,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, Ashley, thank you very much. Let's go talk.

1835
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:22,320
Speaker 1: Is this Dinah, this Deanna Dina? Yeah, an grandmother, not you,

1836
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:25,080
Speaker 1: but your grandmother was banned from a senior citizen center

1837
01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:29,559
Speaker 1: for fighting, Yes for my eighty five year old grandmother? Yes,

1838
01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:32,000
Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, let's hear the story.

1839
01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:35,200
Speaker 1: What happened to grandma? So she goes to the senior

1840
01:34:35,360 --> 01:34:39,040
Speaker 1: dances every week or whatever, and these gentlemen are fond

1841
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:40,840
Speaker 1: of her, so they always ask her to be in.

1842
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:43,840
Speaker 1: And there's this one gentleman that another older lady had

1843
01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:48,040
Speaker 1: later claimed to so after my Grannie hadn't dancing with him,

1844
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:51,280
Speaker 1: she this older this other lady approached my granny and

1845
01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:53,760
Speaker 1: my Grannie was like, don't start with me, don't even

1846
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:57,360
Speaker 1: start with me. And the lady like got in her face,

1847
01:34:57,479 --> 01:34:59,679
Speaker 1: and my Grannie's like, if you don't back up, I'm

1848
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:02,439
Speaker 1: going I'm gonna make you back to back you up.

1849
01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:05,040
Speaker 1: And the lady got in her face and my granny's

1850
01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:08,960
Speaker 1: lefty thirty. You have to picture this, So these two

1851
01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:11,280
Speaker 1: eighty five year old ladies. My granny takes her left

1852
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:13,880
Speaker 1: hand and sucrifices a lady in the in the gut,

1853
01:35:14,479 --> 01:35:21,200
Speaker 1: no got hit. Granny shut her best part. Best part

1854
01:35:21,880 --> 01:35:24,240
Speaker 1: was that the lady fell and my Granny whooped over

1855
01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:27,000
Speaker 1: her and was like, now you stay there, Oh my god.

1856
01:35:28,400 --> 01:35:34,160
Speaker 1: And therefore Grandma's band from the Senior Dances, Yes, from

1857
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:39,280
Speaker 1: the Senior Center, all my taste. I know, I can't

1858
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:42,640
Speaker 1: believe her sitting you're laughing at this. This is awful, hilarious, Grandma, Oh,

1859
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:47,680
Speaker 1: it's real. Get up. You know he's got to call

1860
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:52,360
Speaker 1: her own. You tell Grandma she's always allowed to at

1861
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:56,200
Speaker 1: our senior dances. Will all right? Thanks for listening to us,

1862
01:35:56,640 --> 01:35:59,759
Speaker 1: Oh that poor other Grandma. Finally, have one more question

1863
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:04,160
Speaker 1: for Jerome. Jerome, Yes, banned from and kicked out of

1864
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:06,680
Speaker 1: a spa after you freaked out because you thought you

1865
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:10,960
Speaker 1: were being kidnapped. Oh my god, it couldn't happen. Explaining this,

1866
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:13,600
Speaker 1: it's weird. It's like, you know, you go in a

1867
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:15,920
Speaker 1: couple of spa so they put you in separate rooms

1868
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,680
Speaker 1: and then they put the mask on you. And I

1869
01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:21,600
Speaker 1: went to sleep, you know, like I'm really relaxed. But

1870
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:24,000
Speaker 1: I woke up. You know, the first thing I could

1871
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:27,559
Speaker 1: think of was like the iron mask, Like I'm being

1872
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:30,320
Speaker 1: trapped in the room and i just started freaking out,

1873
01:36:30,439 --> 01:36:33,760
Speaker 1: screaming and I'm screaming and screaming. And next thing, you know,

1874
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:36,400
Speaker 1: the whole everybody come running in the room. My partner

1875
01:36:36,439 --> 01:36:38,400
Speaker 1: comes running the room and like, what's wrong, what happened?

1876
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:44,479
Speaker 1: What happens? And it was and I'm just still screaming

1877
01:36:44,479 --> 01:36:46,000
Speaker 1: there like okay, come to a com down, was like,

1878
01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:49,320
Speaker 1: and next thing, you know, they say, okay, you cannot

1879
01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:52,400
Speaker 1: come here no more. Who don't they know you were

1880
01:36:52,439 --> 01:36:55,439
Speaker 1: having a dream. He thought it was real. I was

1881
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:59,160
Speaker 1: freaked out. It's just it's like I never got the

1882
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:02,160
Speaker 1: mask ever again. Well I'm sure they've freaked them out,

1883
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:05,240
Speaker 1: all right, Jerome. Jerome is banned from the spot. One

1884
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:08,400
Speaker 1: more call from Debbie. Debbie of course in New Orleans,

1885
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:11,120
Speaker 1: that place goes a little nutty. It makes us all

1886
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:14,360
Speaker 1: nutty because we lose control there. It's a wonderful party place.

1887
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:17,840
Speaker 1: What happened to you in New Orleans? Debbie? Hello? Yeah?

1888
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:21,160
Speaker 1: What happened in New Orleans? So we there was a

1889
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:23,120
Speaker 1: group of us, there's about eight of us there for

1890
01:37:23,200 --> 01:37:25,800
Speaker 1: the packer game, and we were out when night and

1891
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:29,400
Speaker 1: went into an adults um toy star and one of

1892
01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:32,840
Speaker 1: our friends started chasing us around with an adult toy

1893
01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:36,720
Speaker 1: and the Securities Starts came and escorted all of us

1894
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:39,000
Speaker 1: out and made a stand against the wall and took

1895
01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:41,639
Speaker 1: all our names. Oh, just because they're chasing you around

1896
01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:47,680
Speaker 1: with a dildo? Done? Come on, you're having fun? To

1897
01:37:47,880 --> 01:37:52,120
Speaker 1: come on? Was it like a dildo? A vibrator? What's

1898
01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:54,519
Speaker 1: your friend chasing you with? Um? It was like a

1899
01:37:54,600 --> 01:38:00,760
Speaker 1: three foot dildo? Oh my god? Lord, you know what,

1900
01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:03,439
Speaker 1: there's nothing worse than getting arrested at an adult toy

1901
01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:11,760
Speaker 1: store now, because it's like assault in batteries. Sorry, all right,

1902
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:14,200
Speaker 1: Debby chased around with a three foot dildog just ends

1903
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:16,360
Speaker 1: up dating in New Orleans? Why do they even make

1904
01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:25,280
Speaker 1: h sure? Well, yeah, we'll ruin it. For you. Hold

1905
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:28,559
Speaker 1: on one second. What was that question again, Froggy. Why

1906
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:31,040
Speaker 1: do they make three foot Yeah? Why? I don't know.

1907
01:38:31,120 --> 01:38:38,080
Speaker 1: Just use your imagination. Elvis Duran in the show, Come

1908
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:42,200
Speaker 1: on in, Welcome to the show. This is Elvis Durand

1909
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:44,840
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. When's the last time, now, be

1910
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:47,320
Speaker 1: honest anyone and everyone listening the last time? Just think

1911
01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:48,800
Speaker 1: about it? No need to tell me out loud on

1912
01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:51,320
Speaker 1: the shore in the room. When's the last time you

1913
01:38:51,439 --> 01:38:54,840
Speaker 1: actually came up with a bold faced lie just to

1914
01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:57,439
Speaker 1: get out of something so you could do something else

1915
01:38:57,680 --> 01:39:02,160
Speaker 1: or just stay home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Froggy, was it recently,

1916
01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:05,360
Speaker 1: very yeah? Yeah, I don't get too much away out.

1917
01:39:05,400 --> 01:39:07,160
Speaker 1: Oh I want to know it. I don't no, no need,

1918
01:39:07,240 --> 01:39:09,360
Speaker 1: I just yeah. But do you ever do that? Gandhi?

1919
01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:11,320
Speaker 1: I have in the past. I'm trying to think. Recently,

1920
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:12,920
Speaker 1: I've tried to be more honest about things and just

1921
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:14,880
Speaker 1: say no, I don't want to go because I'm bad

1922
01:39:14,960 --> 01:39:18,040
Speaker 1: with my memory, so I just go with the truth. Yeah, Danielle, Yeah,

1923
01:39:18,080 --> 01:39:20,880
Speaker 1: it was recent. I want to know all of your

1924
01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:23,720
Speaker 1: excuses excuse to tell me. Just be honest and tell

1925
01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:26,040
Speaker 1: them you don't want to go. Don't want to go.

1926
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,280
Speaker 1: You can't do that when you can't with everything. And

1927
01:39:28,360 --> 01:39:31,320
Speaker 1: I in this case, tonight, she was in town for

1928
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:34,880
Speaker 1: a meeting yesterday. I'm supposed to go home this morning.

1929
01:39:35,200 --> 01:39:37,519
Speaker 1: She's staying in town an extra night just to have

1930
01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:40,479
Speaker 1: dinner with me. Oh so now I'm like, and I

1931
01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:44,000
Speaker 1: know she's not listening. Did you ask her to stay? No?

1932
01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:46,280
Speaker 1: It was like, see, I don't think you get out

1933
01:39:46,320 --> 01:39:49,240
Speaker 1: of this one. Like, she's paying for a hotel for

1934
01:39:49,479 --> 01:39:51,760
Speaker 1: an extra night just for you. Could the rest of

1935
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:55,080
Speaker 1: us do a lunch. I'll figure it out, okay. But

1936
01:39:55,439 --> 01:39:59,599
Speaker 1: I guess my point is this, Sometimes sometimes it's okay

1937
01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:02,600
Speaker 1: to st wretch the truth a little bit, stretch the

1938
01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:05,760
Speaker 1: truth just so you can, like, you know, get your way.

1939
01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:08,160
Speaker 1: But I think most times we should just say, hey,

1940
01:40:08,479 --> 01:40:10,280
Speaker 1: I just got too much going on. I really just

1941
01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:12,760
Speaker 1: can't hang out, not gonna work. You can't lie when

1942
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:15,200
Speaker 1: you smoke a lot of pot, because you'll forget your lies.

1943
01:40:15,240 --> 01:40:16,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you forget your lies. Yeah, you just have

1944
01:40:16,920 --> 01:40:20,080
Speaker 1: to be honest. We'd keeps you honest. Is that what

1945
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:23,720
Speaker 1: it is? Yes? A life of drug gets a life

1946
01:40:23,720 --> 01:40:27,280
Speaker 1: of honesty just saying it's true, it's true, Rodie's keeping

1947
01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:29,200
Speaker 1: an eye on the text messages. What are we seeing today?

1948
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:31,920
Speaker 1: Anything good? People are saying. If you tell people that

1949
01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:34,080
Speaker 1: you're gonna lie about getting out of plans, now you can't.

1950
01:40:34,360 --> 01:40:35,840
Speaker 1: You should be quiet out of us because now you're

1951
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:37,800
Speaker 1: blowing your spot. Man, not at all. You'll never know

1952
01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:40,320
Speaker 1: if I'm lying around exactly. That's a good way to

1953
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:42,400
Speaker 1: do it. Keep them on their toes. Okay. So if

1954
01:40:42,520 --> 01:40:44,280
Speaker 1: you came to me Gandhi and said, hey, are we

1955
01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:47,280
Speaker 1: still on for dinner tonight? And I said, hey, I've

1956
01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:49,000
Speaker 1: just I've been going one hundred miles an hour, would

1957
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:51,519
Speaker 1: you be okay if I just stayed home tonight? Is

1958
01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:54,160
Speaker 1: that really insulting? That? Would you get mad at me

1959
01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:56,519
Speaker 1: for saying? Not at all? I get so happy when

1960
01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:58,919
Speaker 1: people cancel plans. I'm like, oh, thank you. I appreciate

1961
01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:01,000
Speaker 1: that because I wanted to stay on to Froggy. What

1962
01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:04,000
Speaker 1: about you see, I see there's fomo. I have homo.

1963
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:06,639
Speaker 1: I have the happiness of missing out. Oh yeah, I'm

1964
01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:08,360
Speaker 1: glad when I don't have to go somewhere. It doesn't

1965
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:11,639
Speaker 1: bother me at all. Home you have homo. Yeah, yes, Daniel,

1966
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:13,920
Speaker 1: I say you can do that with Gandhi because she

1967
01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:17,040
Speaker 1: lives here. But this person who's staying just to go

1968
01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:19,799
Speaker 1: to dinner with you is a different story. You cannot

1969
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:22,559
Speaker 1: do that with that person. Sorry. Now, what about Elvis.

1970
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:24,840
Speaker 1: When somebody says, hey, I'm just gonna stay in for

1971
01:41:24,880 --> 01:41:27,320
Speaker 1: the night, Oh good, I'll pick up something and stop by.

1972
01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:31,000
Speaker 1: We'll eat at your po you have to you have

1973
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:33,320
Speaker 1: to start to you have to phrase it correctly the

1974
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:35,919
Speaker 1: first time. I'm trying to stay home alone tonight exactly,

1975
01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:40,520
Speaker 1: just chill out by myself, not we are staying tonight. Well,

1976
01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:43,200
Speaker 1: maybe I skipped the funeral once and said that I

1977
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:45,799
Speaker 1: was out of town. This was back before social media,

1978
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:48,080
Speaker 1: so it was I was able to get away with it.

1979
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:51,559
Speaker 1: That's okay. Yeah, see social media bus everything. Really though,

1980
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,880
Speaker 1: you can't lie. You have to be so careful. You

1981
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:58,200
Speaker 1: can't post anything. Yeah, you just got to be so careful,

1982
01:41:58,280 --> 01:42:00,280
Speaker 1: and you can't even on social media. Now, I'll just

1983
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:02,200
Speaker 1: ignore texts because people will be like, I saw you

1984
01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:05,960
Speaker 1: liking pictures, I saw your requests. Get out of here. Yeah.

1985
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:08,280
Speaker 1: Brings me off when I miss a phone call because

1986
01:42:08,320 --> 01:42:10,080
Speaker 1: people are like, I just saw you liked the picture,

1987
01:42:10,479 --> 01:42:12,720
Speaker 1: commented on a picture. People are jerks when they do. Yeah,

1988
01:42:12,720 --> 01:42:14,840
Speaker 1: you have your phone, I know. Let's take this call

1989
01:42:15,080 --> 01:42:20,559
Speaker 1: from Cheyenne. Hello, Cheyenne, Hi, Yes, Gandhi is very high.

1990
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:27,040
Speaker 1: What's going on, Cheyenne. I'm just on my way to

1991
01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:31,200
Speaker 1: work today. Yeah, so you actually played hookey at work

1992
01:42:31,520 --> 01:42:34,960
Speaker 1: yesterday so you can go to the fair. Yeah. Um,

1993
01:42:35,479 --> 01:42:37,479
Speaker 1: I texted my boss and that. You know, I've just

1994
01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:40,200
Speaker 1: been really sick today. I think I'm going to take

1995
01:42:40,240 --> 01:42:44,560
Speaker 1: tomorrow to recover. And by recover, I walked around the

1996
01:42:44,600 --> 01:42:46,840
Speaker 1: fair all day. Yeah. So you ate one of your

1997
01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:52,200
Speaker 1: recovery corn Dogs. Yes. Yeah, it's a great name for

1998
01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:56,840
Speaker 1: a band. Welcome to the stage, Recovery corn Dog. Okay,

1999
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:59,160
Speaker 1: well let me ask you this. Could you have texted

2000
01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:02,120
Speaker 1: your boss and say, hey, I really just need to

2001
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:05,000
Speaker 1: take a personal day tomorrow. I need I just need

2002
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:09,160
Speaker 1: a day where I can chill out. Is that something

2003
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:11,840
Speaker 1: you would be okay with? Would that have worked? Maybe?

2004
01:43:12,040 --> 01:43:16,680
Speaker 1: Or is that a no? Maybe? I will say that

2005
01:43:16,840 --> 01:43:18,880
Speaker 1: you felt my personal days because it got buried a

2006
01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:22,600
Speaker 1: few weeks ago, So I congratulations, I got it. And

2007
01:43:22,720 --> 01:43:24,760
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes when you say it like that,

2008
01:43:25,120 --> 01:43:27,599
Speaker 1: like hey I just need a mental day, they think,

2009
01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:30,719
Speaker 1: oh great, they're about to have a breakdown. Well, yeah, exactly.

2010
01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:34,080
Speaker 1: But but to be fair, and this is no excuse

2011
01:43:34,160 --> 01:43:37,759
Speaker 1: to abuse the system. To be fair, you know, mental

2012
01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:40,680
Speaker 1: health is at the forefront of many conversations, and many

2013
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:43,000
Speaker 1: people are not afraid to say, hey, I'm having a

2014
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:45,479
Speaker 1: little difficulty dealing with a B and C right now.

2015
01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:48,160
Speaker 1: I would never ever want someone to use that to

2016
01:43:48,240 --> 01:43:51,360
Speaker 1: their advantage, but only if it's if it's necessary. I

2017
01:43:51,479 --> 01:43:54,639
Speaker 1: get it. If Daniel, if you if you said I'm

2018
01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:57,120
Speaker 1: really stressed at home, I really need a day out, yeah,

2019
01:43:57,479 --> 01:44:00,840
Speaker 1: I would say absolutely not. Well did you take off

2020
01:44:00,920 --> 01:44:04,559
Speaker 1: every other week for like your Dad's with donuts coming up?

2021
01:44:05,160 --> 01:44:08,040
Speaker 1: What do you have coming up? Yeah, Shane, she has

2022
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:10,360
Speaker 1: muffins with mom day coming No, No, I would. I

2023
01:44:10,439 --> 01:44:13,280
Speaker 1: would get that, Daniels. I know. But you're you're cool

2024
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:15,240
Speaker 1: like that. There's some bosses that are not cool like that.

2025
01:44:15,320 --> 01:44:16,479
Speaker 1: You know. You know what, if you're a boss, be

2026
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:18,320
Speaker 1: cool like that. And Shane, did you have a fun

2027
01:44:18,439 --> 01:44:21,200
Speaker 1: day taking a hookie day and having fun at the fair?

2028
01:44:22,120 --> 01:44:24,880
Speaker 1: I did. My husband and my son and I went

2029
01:44:24,960 --> 01:44:28,000
Speaker 1: to the fas all good for you, see, no regrets.

2030
01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:30,040
Speaker 1: That's cool, all right, Shane. Thanks for listening to us.

2031
01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:31,360
Speaker 1: I hope you have a good day to day. You

2032
01:44:31,760 --> 01:44:33,200
Speaker 1: go to work. By the way, today it's back to

2033
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:43,240
Speaker 1: work day. Sorry about that. In the morning show. In

2034
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:47,479
Speaker 1: the morning show, Um, what is this from Kenny? Hello Kenny?

2035
01:44:49,680 --> 01:44:51,759
Speaker 1: I'm doing okay. You sound like you're very upset about

2036
01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:53,320
Speaker 1: something today. What's going on? Well, can we help you

2037
01:44:53,360 --> 01:44:56,479
Speaker 1: with So I walked into work this morning, I go

2038
01:44:56,600 --> 01:45:00,320
Speaker 1: to you happened? And uh? I look inside the toilet

2039
01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:05,240
Speaker 1: and I find a little surprise. Someone didn't flush. They

2040
01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:08,800
Speaker 1: didn't flush. Not only did they not flush, but there's

2041
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:11,599
Speaker 1: no toilet paper in there with it. I always thought

2042
01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:14,720
Speaker 1: about that, what I've seen that before. There's a there's

2043
01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:16,800
Speaker 1: a turd, but there's no toilet paper. So what did

2044
01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:22,080
Speaker 1: you do when you exited the toilet? Yeah? Yeah, and

2045
01:45:22,280 --> 01:45:28,680
Speaker 1: then you took it with you? Yeah, you do kind

2046
01:45:28,720 --> 01:45:32,200
Speaker 1: of wonder like, yeah, it's what they do. So the

2047
01:45:32,280 --> 01:45:33,639
Speaker 1: only thing I came up with was the one time

2048
01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:35,479
Speaker 1: I saw it, the turd in the toilet was so

2049
01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:38,280
Speaker 1: big that I assumed that they had tried to flush

2050
01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:39,720
Speaker 1: and the toilet paper made it down, but then the

2051
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:45,240
Speaker 1: actual thing didn't. Yes, I think that can happen a floater.

2052
01:45:45,439 --> 01:45:51,000
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what happened, kid, I don't understand it. How sorry,

2053
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:55,040
Speaker 1: How hard is it when you flush to turn around

2054
01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:58,800
Speaker 1: and make sure everything goes down before you leave so

2055
01:45:58,960 --> 01:46:02,000
Speaker 1: that you can flush again? Yeah? I was checked. Leave

2056
01:46:02,040 --> 01:46:03,960
Speaker 1: a clean ball, even if it goes even if it

2057
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:06,400
Speaker 1: all goes down, I actually flush again just to make

2058
01:46:06,439 --> 01:46:09,760
Speaker 1: sure nothing. You're so kind. We love you, Kenny. You're

2059
01:46:09,760 --> 01:46:11,400
Speaker 1: a good guy. We like having you on our team.

2060
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:15,240
Speaker 1: Thank you. Awesome. Well, look, thanks for sharing. I know

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Speaker 1: it's been a very traumatic morning for you. Has dad

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Speaker 1: flushed the poop? Yeah? Exactly, all right, Kenny, thanks for sharing.

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Speaker 1: I love that he called his favorite morning show to share.

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01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:28,240
Speaker 1: That's something worth reporting. It is there's you and I

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01:46:28,360 --> 01:46:30,719
Speaker 1: go down the hallway and we come back and report

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Speaker 1: it all the time. Thank you. I'm like, I want

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Speaker 1: to put a nanny Kim in there and be like,

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Speaker 1: who is doing this? We go don't go in there.

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Speaker 1: But also like in his situation, if it was too

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Speaker 1: big to be flushed and then he flushed it, what's

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Speaker 1: he supposed to do? Yeah, you can't break it up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we gotta move on. Sorry, I just I just woke

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Speaker 1: up and realized. Look, This is real life people. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of stuff in real life.

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Speaker 1: We don't we don't have to talk about why because

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Speaker 1: there ellness. Yeah. By the way, good meeting you to

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Speaker 1: who have you killed? Danielle? It works better when it's harder.

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Speaker 1: Where are you menches that now? In Gandhi, you guys

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Speaker 1: are a discussing group of people starting your I listened

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Speaker 1: to you every morning. I think I love you. So

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Speaker 1: a lot of people like to bust out their hot

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Speaker 1: sauce on Taco Tuesday. Not me. I busted out all

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Speaker 1: the time. Cholula's original flavors showed me that I can

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Speaker 1: use them on eggs burgers anything I want. They compliment

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Speaker 1: any dish, So grab a bottle with a wooden cap.

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Speaker 1: You won't be disappointed. Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis durand

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Speaker 1: phone tap into the phone tap scary? What's it all about?

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Speaker 1: So Ryan wants to play a phone tap on his

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Speaker 1: wife Colleen. They just moved to the area and their

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Speaker 1: daughter Shelby, had a little problem at school where because

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Speaker 1: Colleen had complained to the principle because another kid was

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Speaker 1: coughing on her daughter. So I'm gonna call as the

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Speaker 1: coughing kids parent to Colleen. So you're the parent of

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Speaker 1: the coughing kid. Okay, it could happen. Yes, let's see

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Speaker 1: if they believe it. In today's phone tip, here we go. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: who's this? This is Ralph? Is his collead is Brady's father? Listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you your husband told you I

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Speaker 1: was going to call, but I'm not very excited about

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Speaker 1: the fact that you had to talk to the principle

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Speaker 1: about my son. Well, something had to be done. He

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Speaker 1: was coughed. Sorry, are you stick too, We've been sick

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Speaker 1: for a couple of days. But my son has a right.

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Speaker 1: You are so irresponsible. You are infected and your child

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Speaker 1: is infected, and you were sending that Petrie Dish to

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Speaker 1: school to breathe all over my daughter. Listen to me.

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Speaker 1: My son has a right to an education the same

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Speaker 1: way your daughter does. Okay, I do not disagree with that,

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Speaker 1: but not he is a walking u. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I want to know why you had to get the

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Speaker 1: principle involved, because clearly you're not a responsible parent and

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Speaker 1: something needed to be done. Intervened. Hold on a second,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hope I had to disinfect my phone.

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Speaker 1: What you listen to you? That's okay. I for breezing

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Speaker 1: my kid before he went to school, it's right. I

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Speaker 1: just cannot believe it's irresponsible to see a sick child

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Speaker 1: of school. Nobody can learn. I cannot believe that you

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Speaker 1: have the audacity to send your daughter to school with

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Speaker 1: lysol and spray it in my son's face. Somebody has

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01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:21,280
Speaker 1: to take care of her, somebody has to do something.

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Speaker 1: Embarrassed my kid in front of everybody. He snotted on her.

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01:49:25,479 --> 01:49:28,040
Speaker 1: He practically snotted on her like like a pub dog.

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Speaker 1: So what do you want to do? You want to

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Speaker 1: put like a buzzle out of or something like a horse.

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01:49:31,280 --> 01:49:33,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to stay home until he gets better so

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Speaker 1: that we don't have to keep shop. It's embarrassing. Plus

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Speaker 1: my wife and I both work, okay, we have we

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Speaker 1: have no babysitter. We can't leave him with anyone. What

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Speaker 1: do you want me to do? That's not my problem.

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Speaker 1: That is not my problem or my responsibility. You need

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Speaker 1: to figure out a way to make things family and

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Speaker 1: you to work in your condition anyway, I got no choice.

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Speaker 1: I will to pay, honey, you want to pay one

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars a day to have somebody watch my kid.

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Speaker 1: You know what I would do it if it were

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Speaker 1: my child. Did you even take him to the doctor.

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Speaker 1: Did you even think about maybe you're child me to

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Speaker 1: some antibiotics. Yeah? The doctor you know, chucked about, gave

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Speaker 1: him a shot. He diagnosed him with swine flu. And

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Speaker 1: what Yeah, I got a little case of swine flu.

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Speaker 1: Swine flu. You're sitting in the school. He's got a

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Speaker 1: wild case. But it's okay. He's got antibiotics. He'll be fine.

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Speaker 1: You are so responsible. I just told him to turn

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Speaker 1: his head when he coughs. That's okay. I'm calling the principal.

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Speaker 1: Good job, al right, here we go. You talk, but

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Speaker 1: don't make her call the principal. The ones we're getting

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Speaker 1: in trouble. Okay, Hello, did you talk to the bad then?

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Speaker 1: His child's goal is whine flu? Do you know what

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Speaker 1: you make the biggest deal out of using? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Could this swine flu? I can't believe this.

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Speaker 1: Everybody has infected up here? Really work? I did you

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Speaker 1: really work? And come get me. We're gonna go pull

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Speaker 1: her out. Don't call a school. I'm gonna call home.

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Speaker 1: There is an incubation period with this stuff, and we

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Speaker 1: do not have the time to wait us here. No listens, listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't call anyone else listens, probably Snathan all over

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Speaker 1: Shelby right now. No, don't hang up, don't know who

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Speaker 1: is what's going on? College? Don't go anywhere? This is

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Speaker 1: scary Jones Melvis in the Morning Show. It was a

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Speaker 1: phone tap? What where? God? I had half my hands

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Speaker 1: on getting ready to tap. This phone tap was prerecorded.

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Speaker 1: We permission granted by all participants. See Elvis Duran phone

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Speaker 1: tap Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is this

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Speaker 1: is Elvie story in the Morning Show. And good morning Ashley.

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Speaker 1: Why are you up so early? What what are you doing? Um?

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Speaker 1: I have a bit of a problem. Okay, what are

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Speaker 1: you having a problem? Actually tell us, let us help you.

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Speaker 1: So I'm at the wedding and about four weeks and

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Speaker 1: I left my bridesmaid's dress out on my dresser to

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Speaker 1: remind myself. I needed to take it to the tailor

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Speaker 1: to get hems. So I went to work. I left

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Speaker 1: her work. I work about an hour and a half

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Speaker 1: away from my house, so I have no chance of

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Speaker 1: getting back home really quick. What happened to work? I

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Speaker 1: got to work and I log into our living room

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Speaker 1: camera just to check on our dog, like I normally do,

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Speaker 1: and I see something on the living room floor. So

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Speaker 1: I'm listening to the camera kind of trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out where she's coming from. And I zoom in and

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Speaker 1: I realized that she got ahold of my bridemaid's dress.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean she got a hold of it?

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Speaker 1: What does it mean she got a hold of your

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Speaker 1: bridesmaid dress? So basically, she took it off of my dresser,

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Speaker 1: carried it down the stairs into the living room and

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Speaker 1: started playing with it like it was a toy. Soute.

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Speaker 1: What's your dog's name? My dog's name is Rogue. Oh, rogue.

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Speaker 1: There you go. So what does it look like now?

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Speaker 1: Not a dress anymore? Well, you did say you have

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Speaker 1: four weeks. Is that enough time to get it together?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's going to be costly, but you're the bridesmaid.

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Speaker 1: You're expected to be there with that dress on, right,

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Speaker 1: m yep, I'm not sure how I could pull this

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Speaker 1: one off completely new dress. Have you called the bride?

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Speaker 1: Not yet? Yeah? You know, she has a lot of

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Speaker 1: things she's dealing with, like flowers aren't being delivered and

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, they don't have the right potatoes, you know,

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Speaker 1: stuff like that. Yes, no, she needs a bridemaid. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry Rogue ate my dress? How much was the dress? Um?

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Speaker 1: It was like two hundred dollars? All right? Well, you

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Speaker 1: know what the good news is, Rogue is a loving,

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Speaker 1: a loving dog, and he is I guess this could

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Speaker 1: be good for us. A lot of people listening right

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Speaker 1: now had something eaten by the dog. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. You know Max,

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Speaker 1: when he was a pup, he used to eat everything.

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Speaker 1: Now he doesn't. He just eats his food. He's really

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Speaker 1: good about that. He wouldn't eat my bridesmaid dress. But

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01:54:06,640 --> 01:54:08,600
Speaker 1: you must have felt so helpless an hour and a

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01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:11,040
Speaker 1: half away watching Rogue eating your dress. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what do you do? Were you panicking? Were you screaming

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Speaker 1: out loud? Screaming at the camera? I think I went

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Speaker 1: through my entire phone book to see if someone could

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Speaker 1: go to my house and help me get saved the dress.

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Speaker 1: No one was around. How big is Rogue? And what

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Speaker 1: kind of dog is Rogue? Rogue is a Rhodesian ridge back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: very playful? Yeah, get it funny? How they find a

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Speaker 1: dress as a toy. I feel like ridge backs are

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Speaker 1: little thiefs, just in general. I had one steel a

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Speaker 1: loaf of bread for me. It was really funny, but

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Speaker 1: just how to leave it alone? He loves food, food,

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Speaker 1: do anything for food. Apparently she thought my dresses food. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna have to call the dress place

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Speaker 1: and just you need to get that done. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to Yeah, sorry about that, You know what, finding

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Speaker 1: yourself in a helpless situation like an hour and a

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Speaker 1: half away from home. My dog is eating my dress.

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Speaker 1: I know, but you still love rogue just as much. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't you like it never even happened. Yeah, see I know,

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Speaker 1: I know. Well, look, thanks for your story. Best to luck.

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Speaker 1: This is why I don't have cameras in my house.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Ashley. I don't want to know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love those cameras, the pet cams, especially the

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Speaker 1: ones that shoot the treats. We tried that. We had

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Speaker 1: one send us. It's one of those treats, shooting cameras. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in pet cube, No ing the thing is hours was

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Speaker 1: something was wrong, it was defective. It would have shot

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Speaker 1: a hole in a dog's head. Oh, No, it was

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Speaker 1: like it turn it down. It was like a rifle.

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Speaker 1: It was it was like having an assassin in your

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Speaker 1: living I'm shooting at your dog. Where's Max. He's hiding.

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Speaker 1: He got taken out by a trend Heart radio AB

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