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Speaker 1: All right, what the hell are we talking about today?

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Speaker 1: Here's here's the best part. It's only Monday. Usually, like

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Speaker 1: when we do this on Thursday, Daniel's like, well, you know,

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Speaker 1: what are we gonna have that for you? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: can't even off for that up, guys, technically this is

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Speaker 1: my Thursday. Because I'm leaving tomorrow after the show. I

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Speaker 1: should carry the load. Yeah that's yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Give it all, Give it all to us now, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: give it a listen. I've had a long weekend with

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Speaker 1: my sister and my mom in one bedroom apartment. I

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Speaker 1: think we watched eighty five episodes of Judge Judy. I

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Speaker 1: don't I got nothing. Oh, I have something I've sun.

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Speaker 1: So I almost led a stranger into my house. So

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Speaker 1: here's what happened. So the doorbell rings, right, that happened,

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Speaker 1: and what had happened was uh, and Sheldon was home.

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Speaker 1: My kids were all, I go to the door. I

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Speaker 1: help you? And he goes, yeah, handy man, Steve will

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Speaker 1: and even Steven, And for a minute I kind of paused,

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Speaker 1: and then I look at him and I go, oh, sorry, Steve,

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Speaker 1: I didn't recognize you. Come on in. So I go

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Speaker 1: the reason you didn't recognize him is because you've never

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Speaker 1: seen him before. Who is he? He come in? So

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Speaker 1: he came in, but he we did hire him. It

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Speaker 1: just so happened that I had never met him before.

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Speaker 1: And I guess I just as soon I had. He

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Speaker 1: house unsupervised while you move down and talk to Sheldon,

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Speaker 1: cleaning you out of everything at that point exactly. And

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Speaker 1: so I said to Sheldon, I think one of my

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Speaker 1: girlfriends must have used him, because, like you know, in

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I must have seen him at my girlfriend's house.

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Speaker 1: And so that's why I just assumed I know him.

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Speaker 1: He's never been an our house before, though, so my

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Speaker 1: house was like, could you do me a favorite? From

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Speaker 1: now on, let's not just let people in. I'm like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: good idea. Now we all know how to rob Danielle. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: how stupid is that? On that note? Really dumb. The

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Speaker 1: other day, I was leaving to go to work and

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Speaker 1: wide open. I had never locked it the night before.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys ever done that? Have you ever left

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Speaker 1: the keys in the door and come back and you go, oh, ship,

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Speaker 1: the keys are dangling, like, oh my gosh. But then

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Speaker 1: on the opposite of that, when you leave the house

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Speaker 1: and then you turn around and you locked the door,

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Speaker 1: but you're convinced that you unlocked the door or something else.

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Speaker 1: I've been at dinner with Froggy and Lisa where Lisa

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Speaker 1: it was not plugged in. Was upset, you know. I

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Speaker 1: was reading something online and They said, when you leave

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Speaker 1: leaving the house, take a picture of your oven so

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Speaker 1: you see all the fucking knobs are in the off position,

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Speaker 1: because how many times do you leave? And I hadn't

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Speaker 1: So that's why I like to put it on. Mine

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Speaker 1: So I locked the oven. If we're going away, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you a a story. Our stove is gas, so if

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Speaker 1: um and I go, who farted? Like? It smelled like

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Speaker 1: doesn't happen. Yeah, well yeah, it smelled like rotten It

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Speaker 1: smelt like someone farted, like rotten eggs. This is why

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Speaker 1: nobody should cook. I just say him overrated. You'll burn

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Speaker 1: your place down, absolutely all right, Well, now that's it

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Speaker 1: looks very disinterested. I don't know what actually think Nate's doing,

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Speaker 1: like three jobs right now. Yeah, I was just pushing

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Speaker 1: some buttons. What are we talking about now? Nothing, We're

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Speaker 1: just wrapping up our last conversation. And then we're at

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Speaker 1: that really awkward moment where either someone was just gonna

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Speaker 1: and the latter happens. The baton to Andrews. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: have a song stuck in my head, and I don't

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Speaker 1: How did it go? How did it go? Okay, So

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Speaker 1: it's been at least three weeks that this has been

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Speaker 1: stuck in my head. It's a guitar, it's an old

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Speaker 1: seventies song, and it's and it's just a part of

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Speaker 1: the song. And it's like Darren Darren, aron Or Narrow,

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Speaker 1: Darren Narrown, Darren Narrow, that's all I know, and it's

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Speaker 1: stuck in my head. And do it again, Do it again?

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Speaker 1: Do it again? Darren Narren, n Or Narrow, Darn, Darren Narrown, Narrow.

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Speaker 1: I looked up song kick, I've tried this, and so

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Speaker 1: you're saying it's it's a male vocal, uh, guitar, Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: darn good Narrow Down. Maybe an Eric Clapton song. Here

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Speaker 1: we go. This is g seventies, like a classic rock song.

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Speaker 1: Scary that's like half of the songs, but up down,

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Speaker 1: no scary is changing the song. Do it again? I

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Speaker 1: gotta hear it again. Only Andrew does it Darren Darren, Arron,

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Speaker 1: ar Own, Darren Darner, Darren Darn. Oh you don't have

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Speaker 1: it again. Keep doing that. He's got this, he's got this.

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Speaker 1: Let's work this out. I have an audio recording of it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start playing that. It's what you have.

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Speaker 1: The song I recorded myself, and I've been sending it

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Speaker 1: to people, but because it might be more accurate than

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. Right, let's here, let's here, let's see

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Speaker 1: hold on, if anybody could figure this out. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: it's been three full weeks of me doing this to

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Speaker 1: people and then being like, you sound insane, guys. This

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Speaker 1: is the new word. This is the new hurdle. Darrewn Darren,

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Speaker 1: Darrell Darrel. And you're sure it was the seventies? Own? Darren? Hey, Andrew?

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Speaker 1: Can you that? No? I tried. There's an app and

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Speaker 1: it doesn't work. But but you tried to sam itself

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Speaker 1: on that it doesn't work. No, you can't. You can't

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Speaker 1: just sam somebody's singing. It doesn't have the encoded now

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Speaker 1: part of the guitar strum? Or is it a different instrument?

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Speaker 1: Was that the chorus? Are you sure it was the seventies? Andrew?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? No? I swear it's like late maybe

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Speaker 1: late sixties, early seventies. Okay, where did you where did

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Speaker 1: you hear it and what day was it. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea where this song came from. In my head.

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Speaker 1: It just popped up and now it's been in your

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Speaker 1: head store in your head. Yes, you can hear the

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Speaker 1: guy singing it, Yes, singing. I don't know the thing.

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Speaker 1: I only know the guitar. It's not it's not satisfaction

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, this is like towards the end of

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Speaker 1: the song, I feel, Oh, that's even harder. See if

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Speaker 1: right now, no, please get this song out of my

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Speaker 1: freaking comment comment in the in the Lord Jesus, it's

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Speaker 1: all good. We'll have a great part listening. Like, you

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Speaker 1: don't remember what you were listening to. No, it was

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Speaker 1: like literally three weeks four weeks ago at this point,

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Speaker 1: what's this older song? And I think it was with

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Speaker 1: Josh and he was just like, I have no idea

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Speaker 1: what you're singing. You've been sitting on this for three weeks.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. That would drive me nuts. It is. It's

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Speaker 1: driving me nuts. Into a mic. You know, it's something

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Speaker 1: I feel. I feel. You're on the customs scary. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know. It's definitely something. I don't know what though. Well,

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Speaker 1: good luck everybody, have a great podcast. Andrew. Speaking of Andrew,

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Speaker 1: we were we went to Gringos over the weekend. I

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Speaker 1: told you, guys, this is my mom pointed at the

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Speaker 1: wrong taco and we took the picture. But Andrew lives

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Speaker 1: right behind it. So I told my mom, oh, Andrew

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Speaker 1: us here. She said, oh, why don't we just go over?

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Speaker 1: I said, that's not what people do. You don't just

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Speaker 1: I know, you still don't just show up at people's houses.

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Speaker 1: That's a great Matt. Yeah, because my parents will just

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Speaker 1: Though back in the day, I feel like my mom

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Speaker 1: how famous Sebastian mattascalco bid coming. They always had the

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Speaker 1: I'll tell her who's coming over. She goes, Oh, I'll

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Speaker 1: just put a cheese board together and and a dip.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, really, you just happen to have that in

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Speaker 1: a cheeseboard together. The version of that face timing someone

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Speaker 1: just randomly Oh, yeah, you can't do that. You can't

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Speaker 1: show their home bursting into their life. No, you don't

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Speaker 1: mean MS for that though at last, Yeah, and Sanka,

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Speaker 1: but we could be if you need to be what

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Speaker 1: time is it? How much? I don't want to tell

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Speaker 1: you that. Wait is it that much? We've been still

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Speaker 1: have five minutes left? Didn't call it, Nate, call it,

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Speaker 1: I say we call it. Wait a minute. I thought

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Speaker 1: that cutbacks. We were doing ten right, Remember Elvis the

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Speaker 1: other day did say this is a ten minute morning show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: guess is expensive? Guys, So now we went over you're

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Speaker 1: triggering so many people right now? Is that? Then? So? Nate,

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Speaker 1: what you'r thing is, there's inflation everywhere else except here.

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Speaker 1: This is going down everything else is going on where

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Speaker 1: it's deflation shrink flation, okay, alright, bye everybody by