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Speaker 1: Cotch Anus. What's up, everybody? I'm Eddie, and I know

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Speaker 1: The Big Show. One of y'all. It is Sissan. I

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Speaker 1: you guys, Thanks guys. Just as we start the show,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to say that I made a really dumb

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Speaker 1: the thing. It may have been your dumbest No, no no,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't you just talking to talk. Yes, I was

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Speaker 1: I Lunch is good at betting. He I firmly believe that.

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Speaker 1: I've been to Vegas with him. He does well at

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Speaker 1: Cody and Lunch. You've been playing that for years. Never

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Speaker 1: He's like punching people. He didn't, Okay, but you can't

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Speaker 1: He has only played He's only played six tournaments the

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Speaker 1: And I was just talking like, you know what, he's

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Speaker 1: if you're talking Augusta, that is one course that Tiger

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Speaker 1: When was this? Uh, it was three months ago. You

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Speaker 1: think that they're six If they're not six feet called

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Speaker 1: the local government go to it's a violation of policy protocol.

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Speaker 1: What game have you been to where you've seen the

420
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Speaker 1: announcers and it's like someone really famous? Never you ever

421
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Speaker 1: got a bit basketball games where Shack was there? Or like,

422
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Speaker 1: oh well I went to basketball games with the Spurs

423
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Speaker 1: and I guess they had the real famous. Hey guys,

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Speaker 1: he got a phone call. Let's go ahead and pausive

425
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Speaker 1: my pizza ready. I mean I was gibbles here. What

426
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Speaker 1: your first name is pizza, pizza guys. Sorry, yes, Mr Hud,

427
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Speaker 1: I thought it was a business. I was at the

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Speaker 1: NBA Finals, but I don't remember who the announced wasn't there?

429
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Speaker 1: I got to see I think this was before Chuck

430
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Speaker 1: was doing I don't remember. I don't remember seeing him.

431
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Speaker 1: I got to see Craig Sagan, Yeah, he was there.

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Speaker 1: He was at the spurs a lot. Yes, that's where

433
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Speaker 1: I would see him. And you would see his colorful

434
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Speaker 1: suit walk walk around the crowd. Pretty cool. I would

435
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Speaker 1: see him, yes, Um, Aaron Andrews, but I saw her

436
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 1: dancing on the stars. Not notice it. Jim Nance, Jim Nance?

437
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Speaker 1: Where think of his name? We talked about him all

438
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Speaker 1: the time. I'm trying to think did he do in

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Speaker 1: the c double a basketball? Because I saw him Duke

440
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Speaker 1: and Baylor. Oh he always does basketball. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, guys, hello, hold on, Mr Hutt. You said

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Speaker 1: there was an issue with the document called Pepperoni. Is

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Speaker 1: this job by the hut Um? Yeah, it's hot and ready,

444
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Speaker 1: thank you. Sorry. I ordered a pizza for you guys,

445
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Speaker 1: and they keep calling. I'm trying to tell Scuba it's

446
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Speaker 1: out there. Did you make Scuba get the company card? Yeah? Absolutely.

447
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna pay for it. Yeah, I guess they're here. Ye, hey, coach,

448
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: what's the time on this podcast? We got twenty minutes?

449
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 1: Was a business thing in twenties. Alright, we got twenty

450
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Speaker 1: minutes left Sunday. This segment brought to you a question,

451
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Speaker 1: good job with the pizza, brought to you by pizza.

452
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Speaker 1: Are you gonna watch football? Are the Masters both? Uh?

453
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: Probably a nudy film? Then the Masters both want to

454
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: both football? What is the watch with football? I mean,

455
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 1: you can catch up, but there's no fans in stadiums.

456
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: See if your fantasy guys are doing good out the door,

457
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,719
Speaker 1: watch the Sunday night game. Um, I'll start watching football

458
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Speaker 1: at noon, and then around two o'clock I'll start looking

459
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Speaker 1: at masters. See where everyone is good? Yeah, start because

460
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: it starts wrapping up around when do you pay attention

461
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Speaker 1: to the kids? Sunday? Sunday? Tuesday? That's Tuesday, because that's

462
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Speaker 1: when you got to decide who you're gonna pick up

463
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Speaker 1: on the waiver wire. So Wednesday, Oh no, Wednesday, he's

464
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Speaker 1: got to Sunday's lineup. So maybe Friday. Daddy, why don't

465
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Speaker 1: you like me as much as you like the DV

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Speaker 1: Sundays at six thirty a half a break call our

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Speaker 1: next kid. Bovada. That's what their nicknames are around the house, Bovada,

468
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Speaker 1: Draft Kings Act. You know what's really sad. I watched

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Speaker 1: the documentary You guys ever hear of Craig Carton. He

470
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Speaker 1: was a radio guy. He uh oh, the guy with Boomers, Sizbomers,

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Speaker 1: science and had They had the biggest morning show in

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Speaker 1: morning show in America. Okay on w f A N. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: he went to jail a bunch of criminal stuff. But

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Speaker 1: he said he was gambling so much when his kids

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Speaker 1: went to school. I'm getting back to my point. They

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Speaker 1: went to school and they would draw casinos when the

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Speaker 1: teachers would have him do an art project. That's because

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Speaker 1: they were because dad was taking him. He had such

479
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Speaker 1: a gambling problem, so like they would give him ticket.

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Speaker 1: He's not in jail. He got out. He started he

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Speaker 1: started doing a ticket scam, right, and that right right.

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Speaker 1: So what happened was they did a bit on air

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Speaker 1: where Boomer said, Hey, I'll give you ten thousand dollars

484
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Speaker 1: to play black jack, and Craig said, I bet I

485
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Speaker 1: can win you twenty five thousand so that meant that

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Speaker 1: Craig I believe would get what I don't know it

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Speaker 1: Only it didn't even it didn't. Sorry, they did a

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Speaker 1: bit on air that said ten thousand dollars, we're gonna

489
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Speaker 1: play like jack, and so he ended up winning. He

490
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Speaker 1: ended up winning eighty thousand on an on air bit.

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Speaker 1: Craig did Craig Carton, So he walked away with eighty

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. But because of that, he became like the

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Speaker 1: black jack whisper. So they would have callers call in

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Speaker 1: all the time like, hey, dude, I'll give him a

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand if he can guarantee me and planning online

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Speaker 1: on air. No he did it, No, no, no. They

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Speaker 1: went to the Borgata in Jersey or Connecticut or somewhere

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Speaker 1: over there. So they did a bit, and then he

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Speaker 1: became the black jack whisper. So he started buying into

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Speaker 1: it that he was actually amazing at black jack coach.

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Speaker 1: So he was getting all these people giving him money.

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Speaker 1: Here's a hundred thousand get as long as you give

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Speaker 1: me a ten thousand dollar return, you know, then you

504
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Speaker 1: can keep all the extra money. So he was doing that,

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Speaker 1: doing that well, then he created the company of ticket sales,

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Speaker 1: which was a real thing. He partnered with this other guy.

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Speaker 1: They would do get concert tickets ahead of time and

508
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Speaker 1: then they'd resell them. But his mistake was you can't

509
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Speaker 1: say you're using money for one thing and use it

510
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Speaker 1: for another. So he got money for the concert tickets,

511
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Speaker 1: which was a real company, but five weeks apart, he

512
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Speaker 1: used it for gambling purposes, black jack and the record show.

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Speaker 1: He used it five weeks ahead of the concert ticket purchases.

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Speaker 1: So that landed him in jail because he defrauded people

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Speaker 1: in this ponzi scheme of four point eight million dollars,

516
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Speaker 1: they said, falsely claiming he had access to millions of

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Speaker 1: dollars of concert tickets at face value through non existent

518
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Speaker 1: agreements with concert promoters. Oh but he didn't have, okay,

519
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: so it wasn't a legit business. The concert thing was legit.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it wasn't, though, because he didn't have

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Speaker 1: those tickets. He did, though, he said. Although it was

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Speaker 1: shown that at trial that Carlton had bought the tickets

523
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: in question, he allegedly used some of the funds from

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Speaker 1: a ticket investor to gamble with and only purchased the

525
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Speaker 1: tickets in question at a later date. So this was

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Speaker 1: three years ago that he went to jail. Guess what,

527
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 1: he's out. He's back on air. He's back on the

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Speaker 1: radio in an afternoon shift. Dude, on a different station.

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Speaker 1: I believe. I wonder, can you do prison radio? No, oh, dude.

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Speaker 1: There's a great podcast that's live from prison. It's called

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Speaker 1: Side Hustle Live from Prison. Yes, you can do prison radio.

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Speaker 1: It is really good. Good job coach promoting. All you

533
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: guys listening right now, stop stopping. Go to Side Hustle

534
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: and listen to that. Guys. If you want to watch

535
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: the documentary that I watched, it's called wild Card. It's

536
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: on HBO and it is Craig Carton the True Story.

537
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: Check it out. If you guys are tired of this podcast,

538
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: watch that right now. Go to one of the things. Dude,

539
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: get this. This will get you into the movie or

540
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,479
Speaker 1: the documentary. He said he would wake up at midnight

541
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Speaker 1: when it was at its worst. You know, you always

542
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: have that when your rock bottom. But he was winning money,

543
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: so this necessarily wasn't rock bottom. But he would wake

544
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Speaker 1: up at midnight. He would get on a helicopter that

545
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: was by a donor or a sponsor, and he would

546
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Speaker 1: fly to the gambling place Borgata wherever it is in

547
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: the Jersey area, he said. But his cut off was

548
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: always three thirties, so he could gamble for like two

549
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: and a half hours, he said. But as long as

550
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Speaker 1: he left there by three thirty, he could be on

551
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: air by six in New York. And he would go

552
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: on the air and they interviewed some of his people

553
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: and they go, yeah, there was sometimes during commercial breaks

554
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: he was sleeping in his chair. Well, it was at

555
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: the casino all night that people were giving him five hundred,

556
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Speaker 1: he said. Sometimes he would go get a knapsack around

557
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Speaker 1: a corner that had a million in cash in it,

558
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: and they would then want ten thou dollars back, and

559
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: then whatever you get out outside of that you keep

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Speaker 1: for yourself. I just want ten thousand dollar return. Here's

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Speaker 1: a million. Damn. That's like my sports guy that I

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Speaker 1: that I used to work with. Like he in between

563
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Speaker 1: the five, the six o'clock newscast and the ten he

564
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: would go play dogs. Every day you go to the

565
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: dog races, gamble and he'd roll up for the ten

566
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Speaker 1: o'clock news. That's incredible. Oh, well, he had the perfect

567
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: job for that. Yeah, if you work nights at a

568
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: TV station that allows itself to a lot of crazy

569
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Speaker 1: lifestyle and coach, what are you gonna do? Just read scores,

570
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: do highlight reels. You're done. My boy in college he

571
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: worked at a bar. Coach, what do you think kind

572
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: of lifestyle that leads to? I mean he was out

573
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Speaker 1: drinking all the time, party and doing this. We'll get

574
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Speaker 1: a job where you're forced to wake up in the morning,

575
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: otherwise you're gonna have a horrible lifestyle and getting devices. Yeah,

576
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: that's what happens. You go down these bad dark pass

577
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: kind of like, no, but I know. That's the best

578
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: news this week for the Houston Rockets. They're getting traded.

579
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook wants a trade. That's the best thing to

580
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: happen to the Rockets, And now if they could just

581
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: get James Harden to want to trade, they'd be great.

582
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: Westbrook informed team officials that he has been uneasy about

583
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: the team's accountability and culture, and he wants to join

584
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Speaker 1: a team where he can have a role similar to

585
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Speaker 1: his prior for general role with Oklahoma City. He wants

586
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Speaker 1: the ball in his hand, he doesn't want to share

587
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: it with Harden. That is the best thing. Because the

588
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: Rockets aren't the way they're built. They can't win a championship.

589
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook get rid of them. That is the best thing.

590
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: You're not strapped with his contract. Great news for the Rockets. Yeah,

591
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: it's not a strap on anymore. Guys. What I heard

592
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: about Westbrook during the bubble, nobody can say Westbrook. Westbrook

593
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: when they were there in Orlando, he said he was

594
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: ice cold. He just said, man, I just keep shooting.

595
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: I'm just not making he goes. I can't get anything

596
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Speaker 1: to go. I'm just running around out there as an

597
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: NBA player that's supposed to pressing thing you can say.

598
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's got to be true, though, man

599
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: Like anybody felt like he was just running around out

600
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: there doing nothing, Like he's just running around. I wish

601
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: i'd have known that before. I bet on you guys

602
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: some of those times. Didn't know Westbrook didn't even know

603
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: his shot. I got my shot when I'm at our

604
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: buddy's place on the Big Show. What about what about

605
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: the Raptors coming to Nashville. Is this gonna be a

606
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: thing they were talking they're looking at because Canada, you know,

607
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: with the coronavirus. They want I was told that we

608
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: need to quit. I need to quit complaining about the

609
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: coronavirus and it needs to be in an hour. So

610
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: let's go. But they're they're looking at a temporary home

611
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: and Nashville was one of the cities that was listed.

612
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: Take off. Hey, send this clip to him. How much

613
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: we want him here? Hey, we'll show you the city. Hey,

614
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Speaker 1: locum raptors on box from the podcast The Sore Losers Nation?

615
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Speaker 1: Are the North South? Come on down to the South. Hey,

616
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Speaker 1: we'll give the North the good South time. We'll take

617
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: you to get hot chicken. We'll show you the local

618
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: swimming holes, and we'll show you the local Why you

619
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Speaker 1: like drink? Huh, here's drink. White Country singer, good guy.

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Speaker 1: You guys know how you guys rid of de Rosan? Well,

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Speaker 1: we will get rid of. I couldn't think of anything funny, Okay,

622
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Speaker 1: commercial I had the commercial. Commercialate the commercial? All right, right,

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Speaker 1: let's you do deep teas and I'm ready for your

624
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Speaker 1: You gave us one of those deepi's. I'd like you

625
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: to go a little bit deep on me, he said,

626
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: deep tease that he had a walk from his wife.

627
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Speaker 1: My locks are done. They're absolute horse bleep. Okay. Wife

628
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: texted me this is how into it and how how

629
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: giddy and how horny she is to give us a PA.

630
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: So she was feeding all morning and she said, here

631
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: is my lock. She's undefeated, hotter than a damn pistol. Right,

632
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: she said, Miami do offends minus two and a half

633
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: against the Chargers. And she said, go ahead, And I mean,

634
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: I trust her. I trust her, and I think she's

635
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: actually betting it on good a dot com. Go ahead

636
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: and start your account today. I'm excited to watch. I

637
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: hope that game is on TV because I want to

638
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: watch two of verse. Herbert and I wouldn't be on TV.

639
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: When do we live in Miami? Direct TV coach senday ticket?

640
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: Oh my bad. Yeah, I'm just saying I think it's

641
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: an interesting game because the Dolphins are actually kind of good.

642
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: They actually have a shot at the playoffs. And to

643
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: watch two rookies sling the ball around the yard, I

644
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: think that's a good TV watching game. Where are they

645
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: playing this, Miami? He's whose yard? Oh that's what you

646
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: call the field. He's like turning on a game two

647
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: teams playing in the backyard. And also it gives me

648
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: a chance to cheer against the Chargers because we need

649
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: them to lose. And I'm pretty sure our bets a

650
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: lock right after two A lot two more count the

651
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: money before the money is in your hand. You've got

652
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: to learn. That's like, that's like our buddy Cruz when

653
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: the Spurs were playing the Heat in the NBA Finals

654
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: and the Spurs are up three with like four seconds left,

655
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: he constructed the text that said, oh my gosh, we

656
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: pulled off the miracle and beat the Heat, and he

657
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: had it all typed out and he was about to

658
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: hit sin and ray Alan hits the three and he

659
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 1: had to delete the tweets the text. How embarrassing. I mean,

660
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: he jinks the Spurs because he counted it before it

661
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: was all done. That's one of those you don't even

662
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: tell your buddies about. I mean, I think we've all

663
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: saved that text right where we're about sending, like, you

664
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: know what, just to make sure, let's just wait till

665
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: the game ends and then if it doesn't go your way,

666
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 1: like delite, let's be real. Texas Tech Texas earlier this year,

667
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: when Tech was up by fourteen or fifteen with like

668
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: a minute two minutes to go, tweeted. I constructed the

669
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: tweet and I was like, Texas is back. Oh. And

670
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: then Texas court and I was like, I'm a hold awful.

671
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: And then Texas scores to go to overtime, and then

672
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: Texas wins and overtime, and I was like I had

673
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: to save the tweet for a week when they played

674
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: TCU and then they lost, and then I got to

675
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: put that tweet out there. I remember Cruz had an

676
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: idea to start the Oopsie app. Do you remember this

677
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: may have been inspired by that that would be better

678
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: for dpics. I mean I think maybe d pics and

679
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 1: tweeting a little uh protect that. Yes, his his idea

680
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: was to have an app that if you send that

681
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: text and you can see that it hasn't been read yet,

682
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: you can pull it quickly. You know what I heard?

683
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: And this actually was an actual artist came on the

684
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: show and said that this is a true thing. If

685
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: you send a text that you don't want to send,

686
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: turn your phone, turn off your phone, and it wand

687
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: it it doesn't work and work. Well, never mind that

688
00:35:55,880 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: Taylor Taylor Swift, oh t Swizzle, I love tailor name drop.

689
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 1: She's as Danny. We haven't seen her since she went pop.

690
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: I know, man, have you have you all talked to

691
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: her lately? She hadn't been hitting me up. I thought

692
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: she'd tell me something like happy Thanksgiving, her Happy Halloween.

693
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: Remember when we got her a gift and random Kid

694
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: Cody dropped it on the floor again, give too many specifics,

695
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: but he got her again. They got a coach. That

696
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: gift was used like a gift for her next album,

697
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: A gift, A gift was gotten and random kid Cody

698
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: went up there. It was so nervous he dropped the day.

699
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: I did not even remember that. Don't remember that. He did.

700
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: What are you looking at over there? I mean, because

701
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: there's no college football? Has he got a green? Does

702
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: he have coach? I turned that off? Does he have

703
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: August of grass on his tv? August looks just as

704
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: beautiful spray? It looks just as beautiful as it does

705
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: in the spring. It will be vacationing with the live

706
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: in Gusta. I love it. I mean it looks awesome. Hey,

707
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: you know, you know, as soon as these tournaments have

708
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: been over, like all right, thank you guys there like

709
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: two days, give me a break. Those flowers they haven't

710
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: been blossoming like that. They wouldn't, don't. There's not many

711
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: flowers are not there when in some damn botanical guards

712
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: and got him out of coach. And let me ask

713
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: you this, coach, when you walk outside your front door,

714
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: what's all over your yard? A bunch of couch the leaves? Yeah,

715
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: and you're telling me that there are I mean, you

716
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: can't see a single leaf out you know what's all

717
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: what I call time falls? Hey, you know what it is.

718
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm walking down my steps out in the grass, the

719
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: beautiful grass, A bunch of dog that's what's out there.

720
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: So you're telling me those are fake trees. Gotta be coach,

721
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: there are no leaves pine needles. Give me a break.

722
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: So you're telling me those are fake trees. And they

723
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: just they had to spray print the leaves that color

724
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: because usually we don't see them on TV except for

725
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: when they're green. Like Tiger that one shot he's known

726
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: for when he hit it out of pine needles. You

727
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: didn't know there was a bunch of electronics connected to it.

728
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: The thing was a damn three D drone from l

729
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: A coach. When you go to the driving range sometimes

730
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm gonna practice my bunker shots, So

731
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: are you going to then I don't bunker range. If

732
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: you go to the bunker range, you're a bag. Oh

733
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: you're you're trying to improve your game. The problem is

734
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: the Muni's it's not real sand. Half the time it's rocks,

735
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: half the time it's some of its white sand, then

736
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: it's brown saying. I mean, it's not anything consistent. At

737
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 1: least the pros they have sand they can trust five minutes,

738
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: because Eddie has a very important thing in five minutes.

739
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: So my question is these guys when they're about to

740
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: play the Masters, do they have a pine needle area

741
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: driving range for sure? Where they import pine needles they

742
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: have they have an extra hole over there where you

743
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: can just hit off pine needles the whole time. Yeah,

744
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 1: they have to write. Absolutely, it's like the regular tea

745
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: boxes on the driving range and then there's six of

746
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: them with needles laid down. Guys, if I wanted to

747
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: get what is one of those golf simulators called Lator Tracker,

748
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: if I wanted to get one of those worth the

749
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: money or not worth the money, worth the money, I'd

750
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: rather go play a real course. You're not going to

751
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: in January. If I stumbled in February. Guys, listen, if

752
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: this show goes right, if I get a little bit

753
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: of money, a nice little purse, I wouldn't mind getting

754
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: one of those, and I'll be at your house. Coach.

755
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: It's phenomenal, Coach, bring over at Twelver. That's what I'm saying.

756
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's so accurate. I don't even know how.

757
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: It's so active. Ship comes home from work, a bunch

758
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: of sixers laying all over is the screen from where

759
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: you hit the ball, ten ft golf balls dripping over him.

760
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what's ten ft five yards? It's about

761
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: five yards away. Accurate is it? It's like it's two

762
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,919
Speaker 1: accurate as crap. It's unbelievable. And the ball literally goes

763
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: from your clubhead five yards to screen, crazy and it

764
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: reads it perfectly. And you can do courses local or

765
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: you're playing it a gust Coach. You can play Harpeth

766
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: Hills right down the road, or you can play pebble Beach.

767
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 1: Have you played AUGUSTA? I have not played. I don't

768
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: think August is on there. Well, there are licensed traditions

769
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: unlike any other exactly how that would that would dilute

770
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: the special feeling of playing Augusta. You can just play

771
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 1: it on your Hey, I got some video game. It's

772
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: really fun cool. Have you ever played the Super Bowl? No,

773
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: they don't have that game on there, and that's a trademark.

774
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: Do you remember they don't call it the super Bowl

775
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: the tech Mobile. We call it the Big Game. At

776
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: the end of the season. You don't play the Master's Coach,

777
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: which is not one of the courses. I played in

778
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: Japan the other day. Really beautiful courseways fairways in Dubaica. Right,

779
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: very forgiving. I mean, do you tell the wife, Hey,

780
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: I'll be back in three hours. Where are you going

781
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: in Japan? All right? We got three minutes, guys, real quick. Yes,

782
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: a final good point. If you have a dollar laying around,

783
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: grab it. Way to go with the motto. And on

784
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: Sunday at noon, you can watch the Philadelphia Eagles over

785
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: it met Last Stadium playing the Giants. I this is

786
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 1: a crappy game, so unless you put scratch on it,

787
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: no reason to watch it. But I do believe the

788
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: Giants are a much better team. They're on a roll.

789
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: The Eagles just flat out suck. Who's giants running? Bag.

790
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: I think Freeman is starting. If not Gallman, who's been

791
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: playing really well, is is your running back good? I

792
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: want to make sure you know players before you lock.

793
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: Coach Daniel Jones has proven that he's better than we thought,

794
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: although sometimes his brain works a little fast in his legs.

795
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: The Giants get three and a half, take him New

796
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: York Giants plus three and a half. Put a dollar

797
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: on it. Do you like that one? I want to

798
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: look at. I'm trying to look at the injury report

799
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: for the Eagles because I want to know if if

800
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: alshon Jeffrey's back, Miles doesn't matter as long as Wence

801
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: is throwing it to him, because I'm not gonna get there.

802
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: They're coming off a bye, they're on the road. If

803
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: they're healthy, they've been unhealthy. They haven't been healthy all seasons.

804
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: Their chance to get else unhealthy. Their heart, they have

805
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: no more heart left. They're done. I don't know. The

806
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 1: Eagles are in first place, so they have because they're

807
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 1: in the NFC East. Two minutes, two minute warnings. You're saying,

808
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: go ahead, two minute warning, we gotta take a break ahead,

809
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: shut up, go all right back from the two minute warning. Now,

810
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: uh so That's what I'm saying is I just wanted, oh,

811
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: what's my pick? Is? I mean, the last time we

812
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: saw the San Francisco forty Niners, what happened to him? Ever?

813
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: Been finding to being hanging? They are until chicken smacked

814
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: around by Aaron Rodgers in the Green Bay and his

815
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: pen and they're they're traveling to New Orleans, right, yeah,

816
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: and they're playing the Saints. What happened the last time

817
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: we saw the Saint Oh my god, they murdered Tampa Bay.

818
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: Exactly what's that line? I didn't know what's that line

819
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: on on the New Orleans You been kicking like somebody

820
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: hasn't what is that line on that football? But you

821
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: know he doesn't. So it's nine? It was nine and

822
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: a half. That's what I was I was looking for

823
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: you to see if it's nine or nine and a half? Nine? Okay,

824
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: New Orleans. They're the best team in the NFC. They

825
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: just destroyed Tampa Bay on Sunday Night football. They're unbelievable,

826
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: They're unstoppable. CA The Niners sucked, they got blown out

827
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: by the Packers. Their whole team is injured. So I

828
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: mean only nine points? Only nine points in New Orleans.

829
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: Are you kid me? Guys? That is why you take

830
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: the Niners plus nine and you take it to the

831
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: bank because everybody is in love with the Saints and

832
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: the forty Niners sucked. That's when the NFL happened. And

833
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: oh no, what do you know, San Francisco covers what

834
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: you guy? Take it to the bank. Tell him already

835
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: said it, already said. I gotta go. Thank you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I have a great weekend. You know another one I

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Speaker 1: I gotta go the other one. Look at that there?

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Speaker 1: How are the Ravens not gonna beat the Patriots by seven?

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Speaker 1: But I'm turning your It's just not gonna wait seriously,

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Speaker 1: as my pizza ready.