Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I wanted
Speaker 1: to announce it, fuck you Emergency Intercom Episode twelve. How
Speaker 1: many weeks is that Drew still a little mad?
Speaker 2: That's twelve weeks.
Speaker 1: I met months three months.
Speaker 3: I decided I'm gonna start sticking my tongue out like
Speaker 3: it's like kind of cute.
Speaker 1: I decided I need to stop doing that because I
Speaker 1: stick my tongue out so much, like I'll look really
Speaker 1: good and someone will compliment me, and I'll stick my
Speaker 1: fucking tongue out like a goddamn three year old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cute sea, little girl.
Speaker 1: I am a grown ass. Well man, what is that
Speaker 1: from little girl?
Speaker 4: The tongue?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, the cutesy little girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, Nicki Minaj is describing her character.
Speaker 2: Yes, but she's a man.
Speaker 1: Stop because the fact that that's like, like, my brain just.
Speaker 3: Was, like you he lived through the files I watched
Speaker 3: in your eyes, like how did you.
Speaker 2: Figure that out?
Speaker 1: Before we get on to today's topics, I thought I
Speaker 1: should use this as my safe spaced event about the
Speaker 1: fact that I don't know if anybody else's cat does this.
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone's gonna be like that's not good. You
Speaker 1: need to take her to like the vet, and like,
Speaker 1: that's a bad sign. I take a zoul to the
Speaker 1: vet way too often. She's like one of the healthiest
Speaker 1: cats in the world. I almost I was gonna jokingly
Speaker 1: be like sadly, but then I feel like people would
Speaker 1: think I hate so because I'm also really good blood.
Speaker 1: Literally I love him so fucking much, but he actually
Speaker 1: is like a child. A child, he's like the He's
Speaker 1: like the most annoying little fucking child ever. But basically
Speaker 1: when he gets kind of like fat, he can't lick
Speaker 1: his butt clean, so he'll finish shitting and have the
Speaker 1: audacity to get on my bed and rub his ass
Speaker 1: on my bed. And yesterday when I woke up, I
Speaker 1: saw a shit stand on my bed and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So I went to go wash my sheets.
Speaker 1: That's why I washed them yesterday, even though I just
Speaker 1: washed them like fucking four days ago. And then this
Speaker 1: morning I woke up to the smell of the biggest
Speaker 1: shit I've ever smelled.
Speaker 3: I walked up to your door and it was, fucking
Speaker 3: dude so bad. It was going underneath the door and
Speaker 3: up into the air like he rises like shit, it
Speaker 3: was so bad.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, he's so fucking annoying. And
Speaker 1: I was laying on bed and I felt him like
Speaker 1: like like twitching and scooting on the bed, and I
Speaker 1: look up and he literally was staring at me and
Speaker 1: got so scared and jumped off the bed and sound
Speaker 1: the floor. And I looked and there was two fucking
Speaker 1: skid marks on my bed. I have to wash my
Speaker 1: sheets again, but I have two sets, so I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna put a different one. But I don't want to
Speaker 1: put my white one because he's stand up with poop.
Speaker 2: He's in the shit on the white one.
Speaker 3: My eyes went bug eyed when I when I was thinking,
Speaker 3: or because I was thinking, like, why haven't humans evolved
Speaker 3: to lick their own asses?
Speaker 2: Why do we have to use toilet paper?
Speaker 3: Because imagine how much money we would say if we
Speaker 3: just like their asses clean.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it has.
Speaker 1: Something to do with my silence. Isn't like a warren
Speaker 1: to keep going.
Speaker 3: It has something to do with our diet, for sure,
Speaker 3: we shouldn't have to wipe our ass.
Speaker 1: No, it has to do with the fact that you
Speaker 1: speak in my face and if I smelt shit, I
Speaker 1: would punch you.
Speaker 3: In the eyes, true, or you could fall in love
Speaker 3: with my peromones or if you actually okay, you've told
Speaker 3: me I have good pheromones before, I feel like you know.
Speaker 4: What it is, everyone has like a good like set.
Speaker 1: Actually, some people, like I've smelt like they're like they're pheromones,
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 4: This is a different topic.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of the set of your
Speaker 1: pheromones literally comes from your mouth because like I don't
Speaker 1: don't know, like.
Speaker 2: I think it's from like balls and armpits.
Speaker 1: But also like literally this i'd be like in this
Speaker 1: the smell of some people's spit, like or like people
Speaker 1: what I mean, yeah, people who I've like made out with.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're literally like our bodies are doing human
Speaker 1: things and like.
Speaker 2: It's kind of cute.
Speaker 1: You're you're like feeding me like the thing my brain
Speaker 1: wants and is.
Speaker 2: Like you mean like you get addicted to it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, but I've smelt some people's like on natural spit
Speaker 1: like it's not like a bad like it doesn't stink,
Speaker 1: like their breath doesn't stink. But I've smelt their pheromones
Speaker 1: via their mouth and like their spit, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: we can not fuck because like your pheromones are not
Speaker 1: they're not hitting.
Speaker 2: It's not compatitive, they're.
Speaker 1: Not catering to me. The oh Vale family has a
Speaker 1: good fucking natural sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, their house smells so fucking good, and also their
Speaker 3: clothes all smell really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all like they literally smell like a fucking
Speaker 1: pact of wolves. Like they all smell the fucking same.
Speaker 1: Me acting like I know what a.
Speaker 4: Pack of wolves smell like.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know why I just said that. Oh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's why you can't like your ass if
Speaker 1: you actually care about the same stinky fucking flies.
Speaker 2: As we're talking about licking my ead.
Speaker 1: Josh hasn't been taking out the fucking garbage or the
Speaker 1: orders postmates. Then lets it sit and now flies. We
Speaker 1: have fruit flies and.
Speaker 3: It's nasty, nasty gnats, but they haven't attacked our fruit,
Speaker 3: which is good. It's literally just like the sour cream fermenting.
Speaker 3: That's also what I realized. The smell that our garbage
Speaker 3: makes isn't like normal garbage smell because of the sheer
Speaker 3: amount of fucking Chipotle sour cream that Josh like brings
Speaker 3: into the house and it just ferments and rots and
Speaker 3: it just like has this odor, this specific like creamy
Speaker 3: odor that like fills our fucking house like that our
Speaker 3: natural scent, our house scent, like you know how every house.
Speaker 2: Has a scent. Ours is fermented fucking trash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all our friends come over like pretty oftener like
Speaker 1: it smells. Kai came in. It was like it smells
Speaker 1: like a burp in mere.
Speaker 2: Yeah it does. Because Josh isn't his fucking ye.
Speaker 1: Not our fault. I have incense.
Speaker 2: Josh has been good about it recently. We had to
Speaker 2: get onto him.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, well who's been taking us? I think he's
Speaker 1: been secretly taking out some garbage.
Speaker 3: What I do is I like pack up the garbage.
Speaker 3: It's like the garbage is left there. The two men
Speaker 3: take care of the garbage because you hate touching the garbage.
Speaker 3: But like the garbage. I pack it into bags because
Speaker 3: it's fucking stinks in our cad.
Speaker 1: I used to be really.
Speaker 4: Good about you used to do that, but I was
Speaker 4: like I can't anymore.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, so I've been packing it into the
Speaker 3: bags and then I bring them into the laundry room.
Speaker 3: And I think when Josh goes to the car he
Speaker 3: just does it. But he hadn't done it yet, and
Speaker 3: now our fucking launder room is disgusted Gianna.
Speaker 1: I get used to the smell. I don't even smell
Speaker 1: it anymore. But my room, like if it hasn't taken
Speaker 1: a ship, my room has such a good like scent
Speaker 1: that's always there because of my candles.
Speaker 3: It's like ammonia, like cat piss aemonia. Your room smells
Speaker 3: like cat piss.
Speaker 1: No it doesn't, No, it doesn't. It did for like
Speaker 1: a week because I was like so depressed. I also
Speaker 1: wasn't taking care of Zool's letter box, which like is
Speaker 1: like embarrassing to admit publicly, because like if you're not
Speaker 1: taking care of yourself, you should at least be taking
Speaker 1: care of your pets.
Speaker 4: But I was like, it's not bothering a Zool, and
Speaker 4: it's not bothering me because I don't care.
Speaker 1: I want. I want to smell like this because I
Speaker 1: deserve to live in like a scent that's gonna like
Speaker 1: knock me out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also like mustard gas in arson, Well you keep saying
Speaker 3: arson like it's a chemical arsen is when someone tries
Speaker 3: to burn down a house or like burn down a building.
Speaker 3: What did you say, yesterday you were like.
Speaker 1: That Ikia makes the rugs with fucking.
Speaker 3: Arson, and I was like, I don't you don't know
Speaker 3: what that word means, but what what the fuck was
Speaker 3: I gonna say?
Speaker 2: God, damn it.
Speaker 3: Oh, you are very good at lighting incense, Like incense
Speaker 3: are your thing, Like I think you have like your
Speaker 3: room has your second natural incense smell, which is really nice.
Speaker 1: It's literally because as kids, my dad would get those
Speaker 1: blue pack of incense. I feel like that was like
Speaker 1: a very like Latin thing, is like lighting incense in
Speaker 1: your house. And I always be like, this is a
Speaker 1: very Latin thing, but it's like a many people think,
Speaker 1: but I know Latin. So that's why that's my reference.
Speaker 1: But my dad would literally come home from work and
Speaker 1: we had like this like box that was full of
Speaker 1: incense and then it had like matches and lighters in
Speaker 1: this little drawer. And he would come home and he'd
Speaker 1: be like, somebody light incense, and all of us would
Speaker 1: literally run because it was like, yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: the ten seconds of your childhood where you got to
Speaker 1: play with fire.
Speaker 3: Is It's funny how we evolved from fire and now
Speaker 3: it's like we're not allowed to play with fire.
Speaker 2: So it's a lot about society. Think about it.
Speaker 1: Think about it. You sounded like not like you, but yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I got to play with fire. So and
Speaker 1: I love lighting andcense. I love lighting candles, but I've
Speaker 1: been hoarding off my candle yep, for when it's like
Speaker 1: nice and like crispy outside.
Speaker 3: I've been like saving my fucking candles up. And I'm
Speaker 3: really really excited to just like have like four candles lit.
Speaker 3: When it's nighttime and it's like really dimly lit in
Speaker 3: my room by candlelight and it's fucking freezing, it's gonna
Speaker 3: be chilly outside, I'll open a window and let like
Speaker 3: a cold air come through.
Speaker 1: Like I will be so happy the day I wake
Speaker 1: up and it's back to being the weather where it's
Speaker 1: like raining and freezing outside. Ye, that day I will
Speaker 1: be happy. No, actually that's a lie. I will probably
Speaker 1: be so sad and sulking, but like it will feel good.
Speaker 1: You know what I just actually randomly had a memory
Speaker 1: of is in thirteen oh four, everyone was taking a
Speaker 1: nap in the house and I was the only one awake,
Speaker 1: and I was in my room and only a candle
Speaker 1: was on, and it was raining outside, and I was
Speaker 1: sitting by my desk and I made that little incen holder,
Speaker 1: the little hand that I had made, and I was
Speaker 1: sitting there making it, and I think I was listening
Speaker 1: to like like Anderson Park or something like kind of
Speaker 1: for the time it made sense for me, like weirdly,
Speaker 1: I think I was even listening to like mac Miller
Speaker 1: or something like I was listening to something, but I
Speaker 1: was just like sitting there like making this, and it
Speaker 1: was raining outside and I had like an Andante's coffee
Speaker 1: like with me, and like, yeah, that's just a memory
Speaker 1: ry that.
Speaker 2: Like made me tear up a little bit. It takes
Speaker 2: so cute.
Speaker 1: It was like such a sweet lit I want rain.
Speaker 1: It rain is so like.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking comforting and like just like beautiful and
Speaker 3: it smells good and like I don't know why. It
Speaker 3: must be like some primal instinct deep down where like
Speaker 3: rain means good or something, because like I genuinely like
Speaker 3: when it's raining, like is actually when I'm the most
Speaker 3: content where I'm like, oh, maybe life has more to offer,
Speaker 3: Like maybe they're they like reinvigorates my lust for life.
Speaker 1: My like birth mom used to be like love rain
Speaker 1: and be like rain is good. It like washes away
Speaker 1: all the problems and you can start new tomorrow, Like
Speaker 1: it'll wash everything off and then you can be a
Speaker 1: new thing tomorrow, you know what.
Speaker 3: You you you said before that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a really cute that I started telling my parents
Speaker 3: and like Maddix and whatever. Is like when it rains,
Speaker 3: when it's like sunny out, like that means a deer
Speaker 3: was born or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my grandma's told you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've literally been like spreading that. I've been colonizing that.
Speaker 1: What's so annoying is because I remember the first time
Speaker 1: I said it, you didn't have a sweet reply. You
Speaker 1: had the most drew like annoying reply. You're like, actually,
Speaker 1: deers are probably being born like every few minutes, so
Speaker 1: that's just like, of course there's a deer being born
Speaker 1: right now. You said, like the most annoying thing. And
Speaker 1: I remember I was so annoyed.
Speaker 6: Because I was like, I was literally trying to be sweet, okay, but.
Speaker 1: You were doing the trolling thing where you say it
Speaker 1: and you don't laugh after, you just look away because
Speaker 1: you want me to sit in anger. And because I
Speaker 1: was so annoyed with you, I didn't comment on it,
Speaker 1: so it just like.
Speaker 2: We moved on after.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of time to like self reflect
Speaker 3: and think about the way I act after the Mario
Speaker 3: Party game, and I was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: maybe I am like a really awful person, Like maybe
Speaker 3: I do like fucking a lot of the time. But
Speaker 3: then I was like, no, that don't even sound right.
Speaker 3: That don't sound right at all, Like I'm a good person.
Speaker 1: That sounds like they're crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all are y'all are the crazy ones.
Speaker 1: Y'all are the one. It's literally like, dude, I can't
Speaker 1: even like, I don't understand. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: because I've just been like a little bit like easily
Speaker 1: agitated and like sad recently or what. But actually, you know,
Speaker 1: it could have been that because you made all of
Speaker 1: us angry, like not ky because.
Speaker 2: Kai was pissed. I could tell Kai was mad.
Speaker 3: He almost he almost left the house without saying goodbye
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: I was I was telling him to do that because me,
Speaker 1: because me and.
Speaker 3: Just seeing him up here and was like, oh, Drew
Speaker 3: was the one that brought me into the group, Like
Speaker 3: I knew I had to come say bye.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker lied.
Speaker 1: No, no, wait no, I told him not to say
Speaker 1: by you. Oh you asshole. You asked me and Jesaiah
Speaker 1: just literally when he went to the bath back of
Speaker 1: the game, I was in the kitchen and Josie comes
Speaker 1: up there he goes.
Speaker 4: We have to do something bad to him.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, y'all were diabolically and then.
Speaker 1: We started ignoring him and acting like he didn't exist.
Speaker 1: And then when Kai was leaving, me and Josie hugged
Speaker 1: him and started pushing him to go downstairs, and we
Speaker 1: were like leave, and then Kai started getting scared because
Speaker 1: he was like, no, Like I feel like I should
Speaker 1: go say by to Drew. He brought me into the
Speaker 1: group and like I was like, well, you're in the
Speaker 1: group now, he doesn't matter. And I was like pushing
Speaker 1: him out the door. And then I could sense that
Speaker 1: he was actually worried you would be mad. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, that is kind of mean, because like
Speaker 1: I don't actually believe in doing that.
Speaker 3: So I was like, go, say, dude, we should rewind
Speaker 3: a little bit, just like preface this whole situation.
Speaker 2: Like I'm a winner, baby, I don't lose.
Speaker 1: See there, you fucking go there, you fucking go.
Speaker 2: I'm so good at Mario Party.
Speaker 3: It pisses people off, and I would be mad too
Speaker 3: if I lost every single game I played against me.
Speaker 1: You know what, someone did make a comment. Someone was like,
Speaker 1: I think seen that I use Mansy Mollins almost like
Speaker 1: you need to stop using ma.
Speaker 2: You need to use Warrio if you want to win,
Speaker 2: Warrio is the best.
Speaker 1: You don't use Warrior, you use shy Guy.
Speaker 3: But no, shy Guy is just like he's a balanced character.
Speaker 3: When you're playing again, it's it's all about the nuances
Speaker 3: of the game, and there's like.
Speaker 1: It's literally luck. It is literally just luck.
Speaker 3: And it's just like, well I'm lucky, bitch, No so
Speaker 3: I win. And I'm not trying to piss you off.
Speaker 3: I'm genuinely just saying, like every game I've played I've won,
Speaker 3: I don't know how I win. I genuinely like, don't
Speaker 3: here luck.
Speaker 1: Because we talked about it in the last episode. It's
Speaker 1: literally like you will be losing and then at the
Speaker 1: end just get all the fucking bonus stars about. But
Speaker 1: what's annoying is no matter if you win by like
Speaker 1: luck or by playing the game right, you react.
Speaker 4: The same way every time, as if you made it happen.
Speaker 2: Before before we get into that.
Speaker 3: So I didn't want to win, like genuine no, genuinely
Speaker 3: because like people like the way everyone was acting towards
Speaker 3: me was actually terrifying me. And I have never felt
Speaker 3: that way in my entire life. Like I everybody was
Speaker 3: attacking me. I was like the underdog. They were like
Speaker 3: constantly they were all making plans to make me lose,
Speaker 3: like they were teaming up against me, and like I
Speaker 3: was minding my whole time.
Speaker 1: We've played, I've been so like nonchalant and does it
Speaker 1: like didn't.
Speaker 2: Care they wanted me to be nonchalant. I became nonchalant.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, keep me going, come on,
Speaker 2: keep going.
Speaker 1: Imagine when you were drinking that. I just felt like
Speaker 1: this to the ball teeth. I usually don't care about
Speaker 1: winning because it's just like a fun thing, but the
Speaker 1: way Drew reacts to winning actually started to like seed
Speaker 1: a very deep and like tender hate in my soul
Speaker 1: for the idea of Drew winning. So then this game,
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, he cannot win again. And I
Speaker 1: started to be fucking evil because I always play nice
Speaker 1: and play fair and I don't care. And I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe if I'm a cunt and I like purposefully try
Speaker 1: to attack him in the game, I will win. So
Speaker 1: I was like using Kai and Josie to plot your.
Speaker 3: Pawns and your diabolical plan and like, and then it
Speaker 3: bit you in the ass.
Speaker 4: Because I gave him an idea and he used it
Speaker 4: against me.
Speaker 2: I mean I probably would have came up with that idea.
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't even think you got to use it
Speaker 1: or you didn't use it.
Speaker 4: But the star didn't even get taken from me.
Speaker 2: No, it took it from you.
Speaker 3: Oh it did, but I randomized it because I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to win, but like I kind of
Speaker 3: do want to win deep down, so I just like
Speaker 3: let the game play.
Speaker 1: Like why lie? Why lie and say you didn't want
Speaker 1: to fucking win when you know you wanted to win.
Speaker 3: I just okay, here's the real, Like Tea, the story
Speaker 3: is like I didn't want to win because I knew
Speaker 3: that it would have destroyed everyone and everyone would have
Speaker 3: been angry at me. But I wanted to win because
Speaker 3: everyone was against me. And it's just an underdog story.
Speaker 3: It really is just a classic underdog story and I'm
Speaker 3: a winner, baby, just at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: like I'm better than everybody who tries to play against him.
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna jump over the fence to the neighbor,
Speaker 1: find a spot where the dog shit, not pick up
Speaker 1: the shit, but pick up the like fungus and bacteria
Speaker 1: infested dirt under it, and sprinkle it in your bed
Speaker 1: so that over time bacteria grows and like cultivates on
Speaker 1: you and you get like some weird like new disease.
Speaker 2: More attention baby for me, That's all I need at
Speaker 2: the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut up, like you're fifty me off. But basically,
Speaker 1: Drew fucking one and it actually like made me and
Speaker 1: Josiah specifically, wait, so fucking angry.
Speaker 3: Josiah halfway through the game after being an asshole to
Speaker 3: me trying to switch sides and get on my fucking
Speaker 3: good side.
Speaker 1: It's playing such little motherfuckers like we were all against
Speaker 1: Drew and then he couldn't take the heat. Also, the
Speaker 1: way Drew reacted to us not wanting him to win
Speaker 1: was making me even more mad. I should have felt
Speaker 1: pity for him, but it made me even more mad
Speaker 1: because he literally was like, you guys are just like
Speaker 1: being mean to me and like and like literally the
Speaker 1: biggest sob fest over like us going against him. Word,
Speaker 1: I had turned no because Josiah then was trying to
Speaker 1: play like little Brother where he's like, I'm mad at
Speaker 1: all of you, Like I'm not targeting Drew because you
Speaker 1: were making him fucking nervous because you were literally gaslighting
Speaker 1: him because we were like, we want to win, and
Speaker 1: you were like, I just feel like y'all are coming out.
Speaker 3: I was like, Josiah, if you choose me, I will
Speaker 3: literally stop being friends with you.
Speaker 2: I will literally never speak to you again. I did
Speaker 2: that several times. I put that card several.
Speaker 3: Times, and then he tried it against me, and I
Speaker 3: was like, but I don't care for friends, I care
Speaker 3: about winning.
Speaker 5: You're so.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was like a really bad thing and
Speaker 1: I'm never playing Mario Party again. Drew actually ruined a
Speaker 1: game for me, something that like should have brought us
Speaker 1: together and made us all feel happy and joyous. And
Speaker 1: at the beginning it did, because like, even when he
Speaker 1: was winning, it was funny. But then his extreme need
Speaker 1: to manipulate you into feeling like a fucking loser and
Speaker 1: making sure you know that he won even though it's
Speaker 1: just a fucking game, makes it unenjoyable. So I'm never
Speaker 1: ever going to play a game with him again in
Speaker 1: my life GG.
Speaker 2: No re good game, no rematch. So I ended a.
Speaker 4: Winner, and no one's ever gonna play with you again.
Speaker 2: I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I'm a champion.
Speaker 3: I retired early. Okay, I can feel the anger, so
Speaker 3: we should just move on.
Speaker 1: See it literally, no, it like actually like sends like
Speaker 1: a raging pit inside of my stomach, Like it's full
Speaker 1: sibling shit where I want so baally to smack the
Speaker 1: fuck out of you, and not my usual when I'm
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna smack the fuck out of you, I
Speaker 1: want to genuinely like smack you so that you go
Speaker 1: to your room and you're like angry at me at
Speaker 1: first because you're like, how fucking dare? Like she hit me?
Speaker 1: But then you start really thinking about it and thinking
Speaker 1: about the way you were speaking to me, and you're like,
Speaker 1: maybe I shouldn't speak to her like that.
Speaker 2: I literally wasn't speaking to you in a bad way.
Speaker 2: I just said I'm a champion. I just said I'm
Speaker 2: a champion. It's you that are choosing here. Let me think,
Speaker 2: let me, let me, let me talk about you for
Speaker 2: a second.
Speaker 1: You literally are insane.
Speaker 5: You are the worst person ever.
Speaker 3: But let's let's just go back to the beginning where
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe I am an awful person. Y'all
Speaker 3: be the judge, y'all tell me if I'm the if
Speaker 3: I'm a bad person for winning. God, Okay, we should
Speaker 3: just move on because there's like this, the silence is
Speaker 3: filling the room, and we just we.
Speaker 2: Need to move on. But let's talk about what I
Speaker 2: was gonna say.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: Are you destroyed?
Speaker 1: You just reminded me of this fucking psychopath I heard
Speaker 1: talking to his girlfriend at dinner the other night.
Speaker 4: The other night with Alisa.
Speaker 3: I told you, No, I didn't. I heard you telling Josh,
Speaker 3: but I didn't get to hear it.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, perfect. I went to so, like I've said,
Speaker 1: she's Moosta number one, like I love to talk. Alisa
Speaker 1: honestly was like not the best She's Mosa partner to
Speaker 1: have because she was not Gismosa at all. She was
Speaker 1: like hes, Yeah, she was like hello, worried that they
Speaker 1: would know that I'm listening, And I was explaining this
Speaker 1: to a friend on the phone. This second you decide
Speaker 1: to have an intimate conversation near me, it is now
Speaker 1: my business. Either either speak up or shut up, because
Speaker 1: I am going to listen. You should not be having
Speaker 1: it outside. That's what That's why humans created walls for privacy.
Speaker 1: Go behind a wall. You're literally five feet away from me,
Speaker 1: and I am going to listen. Also, he was being
Speaker 1: a loud as shit, so he wanted people to hear.
Speaker 1: And this is the story of a girl boss, like
Speaker 1: a girl boss, So this is like me and Drew
Speaker 1: a girl boss being taken down by a scary.
Speaker 2: White man, a scary winner.
Speaker 1: But no, it's not similar all because this man. Actually
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was generally like.
Speaker 2: Just shut Should I step in?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Should I like ask her if she's okay? I
Speaker 1: was about to be.
Speaker 6: Like like, do you need help?
Speaker 1: I feel like that's not the right thing. And we
Speaker 1: always use it. Yeah, we're always like should we ask
Speaker 1: if they need help? Literally some shit we saw on TikTok's.
Speaker 3: Like only like three people know what it means and
Speaker 3: we're just doing it to Like.
Speaker 1: It's like where they're like, oh, if you like need help,
Speaker 1: Like ask for so and so behind the bar and
Speaker 1: like that's just an Internet thing. Like if I was
Speaker 1: at a bar in the middle of fucking Texas and
Speaker 1: I was like, it is Ashley here, they'd be like, who.
Speaker 2: She doesn't work here?
Speaker 3: But yeah, we're like this and like they look at
Speaker 3: us and they're like, are you like hitting on me
Speaker 3: right now? Because I need help? I need help now.
Speaker 1: But basically he like the second I sat down, I
Speaker 1: was like, I was having a rough day today and
Speaker 1: God has blessed me with one more reason to stay around.
Speaker 4: And it's too eavesdrop on people, like this is what
Speaker 4: I needed.
Speaker 2: You looked really pretty just then. I'm not joking someone.
Speaker 1: My eyes were closed.
Speaker 2: You looked very peaceful at piece.
Speaker 1: Did I look dead?
Speaker 2: You look beautiful. You're gonna be pretty when you're in
Speaker 2: the casket.
Speaker 1: We gotta get that thing open.
Speaker 2: We bust in the casket open for you. Bust that
Speaker 2: thing open.
Speaker 4: I want make up by Aril to do my funeral.
Speaker 3: Wait, what's the the girl you said was found that
Speaker 3: in her London flat?
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 2: What's her name? Bethany motive?
Speaker 1: Stop Stop, it's like a real person. I don't actually
Speaker 1: I think on a saucy time. We were sitting on
Speaker 1: the couch and I was like, honest, Sossio, Beverly Hills
Speaker 1: was found dead in her London.
Speaker 3: And I was actually, I didn't even know who the
Speaker 3: bitch was, but no, we need to get her to
Speaker 3: do your makeup at your funeral.
Speaker 2: She is real because okay, well we were we even
Speaker 2: talking about, oh she's mosa but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like and then I just can't be with someone
Speaker 1: who's like nervous about like letting someone know that I'm
Speaker 1: eavesdropping because I'm like, you don't have to worry, Like
Speaker 1: I am proudly doing this. If they turned to me
Speaker 1: and they were like, you're listening, I'd be like, you're loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go somewhere else, because it's my business.
Speaker 1: Mouth check mate. You are disrupting a moment I should
Speaker 1: be having with a friend of mine or just like
Speaker 1: this intimate relationship building moment, you were destroying it by
Speaker 1: being a fool. So whatever, not to the girl, to
Speaker 1: the fucking man because he was a freak. But basically
Speaker 1: the second I sat down, she was like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: this is like the issue with us. We always try
Speaker 1: to like I try to make sure we go out
Speaker 1: of our way to go on dates, to like keep
Speaker 1: it pushing and like to do these nice things, and
Speaker 1: it always turns into this. And then he just started
Speaker 1: like ranting to her, and he was being so loud,
Speaker 1: and he was.
Speaker 6: Like, you know what, you treat me like one of
Speaker 6: your worst patients, Like you don't you don't care for me.
Speaker 6: At least leave the door cracked open and like come
Speaker 6: in and ask you if I'm okay, but you just
Speaker 6: like leave me stranded and you're so consumed.
Speaker 2: So she's literally at dinner with a patient.
Speaker 1: No, she's at dinner with her boyfriend, who I found
Speaker 1: out later on. He's mentioned that they were coming up
Speaker 1: on ten years. But she's a doctor and he has
Speaker 1: not done anything with his life. And it was literally
Speaker 1: a situation where like he felt not good enough compared
Speaker 1: to her and was like, oh, galling her about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And he was like, you have like you have your friends,
Speaker 1: you have your family.
Speaker 4: You're always either hanging out with like.
Speaker 6: Your brothers or your girlfriends, and you're never asking if
Speaker 6: like if I'm okay, and like what I'm up to.
Speaker 1: And you don't care what I'm doing and all this shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, girl, then maybe.
Speaker 2: Like get a life and get a job.
Speaker 1: Literally sounded like he had no job. So I was like,
Speaker 1: she's literally girl bossing her way to the top, and
Speaker 1: this man's annoying. Yeah, And he was just like drunk
Speaker 1: and like yelling and would like he was literally having
Speaker 1: his joker or he was gonna give me a joker
Speaker 1: or because he was literally like he he like slammed
Speaker 1: back some more sock slammed it on the table and
Speaker 1: he's like, man, I'd love to see me from your perspective.
Speaker 1: You you've been the same all these years and me,
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking rollercoaster, huh, and like laughing and like screaming.
Speaker 1: And then also, mind you, the whole dinner, she's silent.
Speaker 1: She's sitting there with the starkest face, just staring at
Speaker 1: him while he's going off, And I was like, this
Speaker 1: is probably something she experiences all the fucking time, which
Speaker 1: is so fucked up.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: I was like, must have a big cock. Okay, keep going.
Speaker 4: You say it and you don't like the consequence of silence.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: The thing is is I say it is in my
Speaker 3: brain because most of the time I'm rotating cubes in
Speaker 3: my brain.
Speaker 6: You're closing your eyes to concentrate on the cubes, okay, And.
Speaker 1: Basically she's like quiet the whole time. And then he
Speaker 1: gets up to go to the bathroom and she's just
Speaker 1: sitting there in silence. Literally, isn't touching her phone, isn't
Speaker 1: doing anything. It's just sitting there. And I'm like, she
Speaker 1: is like obviously fuming, but is sitting so put together.
Speaker 1: And he comes back and the bill is on her side,
Speaker 1: and the waiter comes back to pick up the bill
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, like, I don't even know you
Speaker 1: put the bill oders arde? Can you tell she makes
Speaker 1: more money than me too? Laughing? It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what the fuck am I here for?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: And like started laughing thing and then made like a
Speaker 1: weirdly like racist comment because we were at like a
Speaker 1: sushi spot, and he was like, you're you're stepping over
Speaker 1: my American territory and you're you're embarrassing me and you're
Speaker 1: hurting my pride. Yeah, and like I was like, what
Speaker 1: is it? Like what are you doing? Like he was
Speaker 1: like trying to like teach this waiter about American.
Speaker 3: Not only is he like insecure and doesn't have a
Speaker 3: job and is like pathetic, but he's also like a Republican.
Speaker 1: Literally, and then he literally was like he paid the
Speaker 1: bill and like the waiter leaves or whatever. And they're
Speaker 1: sitting there and she keeps talking and he's like, you're
Speaker 1: just like your mom, you know, like a fuck. I
Speaker 1: like honestly feel bad for your dad because some people
Speaker 1: they would like they might not like a girl who
Speaker 1: like always has some like they have a girlfriend who
Speaker 1: doesn't really say much, but you always like let me
Speaker 1: know that, like you're if you're disappointed with something or
Speaker 1: you don't like something.
Speaker 2: Comication, yeahship.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, I feel bad for your dad.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, yeah, where do you think
Speaker 1: I got it from? And then he was like you
Speaker 1: know why they argue is because your dad has something
Speaker 1: that your mom doesn't, testosterone. And then she's just staring.
Speaker 3: At him and it sounds like the worst man, like
Speaker 3: the final boss man, Like he literally is like the
Speaker 3: worst man.
Speaker 1: This part is so embarrassing, Drew. He she has not
Speaker 1: said a word. She's not said a single word other
Speaker 1: than where do you think I got it from? Like
Speaker 1: I got that from my mom? And then he like
Speaker 1: looks at her and he's like, you know what you're
Speaker 1: getting tonight, and while you don't like it because you're
Speaker 1: getting some of that testosterone and you don't like it, huh,
Speaker 1: And like said it like that and started laughing. And
Speaker 1: then she just looked at him and was like and
Speaker 1: like kind of scoffed and like let out a chuckle
Speaker 1: at him, and he could not fucking take it. He
Speaker 1: literally stood up and was like, Oh, I'm a fucking joke.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 1: Like literally stood up and it was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm a joke. You want to you oh you want
Speaker 1: to laugh at me? Well, I already paid the fucking bill,
Speaker 1: so you go laugh at that. And like put his
Speaker 1: like like little down and got up and walked away
Speaker 1: and left. He'd like walked away, and then she sat
Speaker 1: there for like five minutes again, didn't touch her phone,
Speaker 1: just sat there for five minutes in silence, then got up,
Speaker 1: used the bathroom, and left the opposite way.
Speaker 2: What the hell? What if you were on what would
Speaker 2: you do with that John guy?
Speaker 1: And then he comes up to me, He's like, why
Speaker 1: didn't you do anything? I was because that's not my business,
Speaker 1: none of my fucking me sitting here being like you're
Speaker 1: making it in my fucking business. I'm like, it's not
Speaker 1: my business. Like it's my business, that's the way to
Speaker 1: navigate life. It's my business. But it's not my business
Speaker 1: until someone's getting physically hurt. Then I'll step in. If
Speaker 1: if I had that concern where I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: gonna turn into something else, I'll step in.
Speaker 2: Done it before.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but wait, it just seemed like a white
Speaker 1: dude who had like three beers and was like feeling
Speaker 1: himself and was being annoying.
Speaker 3: You know, the craziest thing is you just gave me
Speaker 3: more aminion ammunition to use against you, just like to
Speaker 3: maybeipulate you a little bit. I'm just gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 3: you can't handle the testosterone.
Speaker 2: When I win games against you?
Speaker 1: No, because that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I don't have testosterone.
Speaker 1: What do you have.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know. Let's move on. Let's move
Speaker 2: on to me predicting the earthquake.
Speaker 1: Dude again, you're fucking annoying me. You were just like
Speaker 1: butting heads that day.
Speaker 2: Like, no, you were butting heads with me that day.
Speaker 3: I was doing things I do every day and you
Speaker 3: were just angry towards me, and I just just take
Speaker 3: an air.
Speaker 5: I just happened.
Speaker 1: You know what it was similar to what it reminded
Speaker 1: me of is when you kept seeing crows around the
Speaker 1: house and being like, I'm gonna fucking die. And that
Speaker 1: was the same energy was giving me.
Speaker 2: Did we ever talk about the crows?
Speaker 4: No, bitch, because it like this shit like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we don't have to talk about publicly because
Speaker 1: it's just you pissing me off, and it's use saying
Speaker 1: something and me being like, don't say that, and then
Speaker 1: you just have to say something back to me.
Speaker 4: That's like.
Speaker 3: But exactly, but okay, So about a year ago, I
Speaker 3: was seeing a lot of signs.
Speaker 1: It was being a very native bird to us territory.
Speaker 3: I was seeing a lot of signs someone something was
Speaker 3: telling me something and they were sending crows my way,
Speaker 3: and at first I thought it was like a sign
Speaker 3: of like death, but then I realized it was a.
Speaker 1: Sign of literally me when I first read edgar Allan
Speaker 1: Poe and like fifth.
Speaker 7: Grade, I was like, hmm, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 3: But so similar incident for like the past, like they
Speaker 3: said months, it.
Speaker 1: Has been months. It has been upwards of three months.
Speaker 1: Because I went to Miami slash New York for almost
Speaker 1: three weeks, and you had been doing it like two
Speaker 1: weeks before that.
Speaker 3: I'd say that's weeks. I'd say that's weeks, like four
Speaker 3: week total. I've been saying no.
Speaker 1: I said, you've been doing it weeks before that, and
Speaker 1: I've been back here for two weeks, so that in
Speaker 1: total is already five weeks. And then you were doing
Speaker 1: it for like four weeks before that. So that's closing
Speaker 1: in on almost three months of you saying it okay.
Speaker 2: So for about two weeks, I had been saying okay.
Speaker 3: For a few months, I've been saying, oh, it's like
Speaker 3: earthquake weather.
Speaker 2: It's like earthquake season, which which.
Speaker 1: Is which okay, which also pisses me off because you
Speaker 1: know what it is is Again from my Latin brain,
Speaker 1: I do believe in like superstitions, Like I'm not like
Speaker 1: I'm somebody who's like I don't fucking believe in ghosts.
Speaker 1: I don't believe this blah blah blah blah blah. But
Speaker 1: certain things like if I see a certain number a
Speaker 1: few times, I like this means something, or like like yeah,
Speaker 1: like I had things like that. So if you're sitting
Speaker 1: around fucking saying. It's like when my mom would pull
Speaker 1: out of the like driveway, she would every time she
Speaker 1: pulls out, she's like, get you stick with then, and
Speaker 1: she's like, may God like protect us or whatever. And
Speaker 1: if we she does to say that, well, I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: now we're gonna die because you didn't say it this time.
Speaker 2: Now say it now. I say it now.
Speaker 1: So I like believe in those kind of like superstitions.
Speaker 1: And when you're saying something, it's kind of like you're
Speaker 1: also fueling the part of me that I'm like the
Speaker 1: house is gonna explode today, Like I'm gonna die from
Speaker 1: like a disease because I didn't wash my hands. Like,
Speaker 1: So when you say those things, you're putting it in
Speaker 1: like you're like clocking into the universe that you want
Speaker 1: something to.
Speaker 3: Happen, so manifesting, I do want an earthquake to happen.
Speaker 3: I do want the big one to happen because we'll
Speaker 3: be fine. But basically I had been saying for a
Speaker 3: few months that it's earthquake, Sueason, it's earthquake weather, like
Speaker 3: earthquake season, Yeah, it's earthquake, sweezon, And then so I
Speaker 3: had we were driving to OC and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I feel like an earthquake's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: And this was like three days ago, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I feel like an earthquakes gonna happen soon. And then
Speaker 3: we got into a big conversation about like the big one.
Speaker 3: We freaked the fuck We freaked the fuck out of Kai,
Speaker 3: Like Kai was like literally happening, like an actual existential crisis.
Speaker 2: It was really sad to watch.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, it's not gonna be that bad,
Speaker 3: like we'll be fine. But then three days later, like
Speaker 3: sure enough, an earthquake happened, and I predicted it. I said,
Speaker 3: like the earthquake.
Speaker 2: Was coming, and it came and it went, and that.
Speaker 3: At the end of the day, that's like just a
Speaker 3: testament to my power and like what I give into
Speaker 3: the world and the energy, like I basically can manifest
Speaker 3: anything at this point, like absolutely anything. If I can
Speaker 3: predict an earthquake, Like.
Speaker 1: You should manifest a good fucking therapist for yourself, bitch,
Speaker 1: that's what you should do.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: But it pissed me the fuck off, Like I don't
Speaker 1: even remember what I said, but you know what was
Speaker 1: so fucking annoying about it too, is Drew was knocked
Speaker 1: out on the couch, didn't even really like feel the
Speaker 1: full like like experience of sitting there it happening, and
Speaker 1: then standing up, he literally woke up because all of
Speaker 1: us were like and like stood up. And I think
Speaker 1: that's like obviously the shake of the house like might
Speaker 1: have like jostled you a little bit, but like you
Speaker 1: didn't like have the full experience of sitting there experiencing
Speaker 1: it and like being fully awake the whole time. So
Speaker 1: the fact that the first thing you fucking said was
Speaker 1: oh my God, like I predicted that, like I like
Speaker 1: that was the first thing you said, And so in
Speaker 1: my head I immediately got pissed because I was like
Speaker 1: in the state of emergency. God forbid. That was just
Speaker 1: like the first wave of aftershocks and something else is
Speaker 1: about to happen. I'm like standing up because I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: every time an earthquake happens, the first thing I think
Speaker 1: of is like, where's a Zul's carrier so I could
Speaker 1: like grab her. So I'm like thinking about that and
Speaker 1: like thinking like, oh dude, what if another one hits
Speaker 1: like again, like do we have to go outside. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking in terms of like our safety. And Drew's first
Speaker 1: fucking thought is I predicted it, because he wants to
Speaker 1: be able to say that he did that, and I did.
Speaker 1: You didn't. You fucking did it? Like you did not?
Speaker 1: You did not do that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can admit that I didn't fucking predict the earthquake.
Speaker 4: Okay, good, that's all I do.
Speaker 2: So like you take everything from me. One good thing
Speaker 2: happens to me.
Speaker 1: And that's not a good thing to happen.
Speaker 3: To So well, when I eventually win the lottery and
Speaker 3: I went all this money and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 3: predicted that, I manifested that, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna say that's not I don't care nothing. I don't
Speaker 1: care because literally, if you win the lottery, that's still
Speaker 1: not you fucking predicting it.
Speaker 2: You just can't let me win. You just can't let
Speaker 2: me win. I'm used to it. I'm used to this behavior.
Speaker 5: You're so annoying.
Speaker 1: Who do you call it?
Speaker 2: The list? To see where we need to go next?
Speaker 3: So we have Okay, we talked about me being Indian
Speaker 3: Mario party, we talked about.
Speaker 2: You talked about Drew predicting the earthquake.
Speaker 1: Why are these all written in the way to cater you.
Speaker 2: Well, this one is catering to you, and you being
Speaker 2: the dad of the group.
Speaker 1: Literally just now that proves it. It's like us an
Speaker 1: earthquake happening and me standing up and immediately being like
Speaker 1: all right, like what are the things that need to
Speaker 1: be done around the house and like grabbed so we
Speaker 1: can get out, and you being like more concerned about
Speaker 1: what you're gonna post it, because literally I know you
Speaker 1: care because you want to post it on your ig
Speaker 1: story or something.
Speaker 3: I didn't though, I just was like I was happy.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my fucking god, I did something cool.
Speaker 1: Like what's annoying is like, none of this We're not
Speaker 1: like playing any fucking character. This episode is genuinely asking
Speaker 1: butting heads over what we were buddying heads over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there's real anger rooted in all of these for
Speaker 1: some reason, not for me. My god, that's the worst
Speaker 1: thing you could hear in the argument we were talking
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: Because that was me like playing it up a little bit.
Speaker 2: I've been playing it up a little bit this whole time, dude.
Speaker 1: The worst thing to hear in an argument like no,
Speaker 1: oh and you kept we were like saying that to you,
Speaker 1: but then you start saying it to us, and it
Speaker 1: literally I was like, this is the worst thing to
Speaker 1: ever say to someone is when you're like you're like,
Speaker 1: it's literally just a game. But we only start saying
Speaker 1: that to you because you were saying it to us
Speaker 1: when we first started getting mad about you always winning.
Speaker 1: You were like, it's literally just a game, like I'm
Speaker 1: just playing the game. Like I like, I'm not that
Speaker 1: mad about a game. And then when we said it
Speaker 1: to you, you were getting so mad when we were like,
Speaker 1: I'm literally.
Speaker 4: Not mad, Like why are you mad? Like it's just
Speaker 4: a game.
Speaker 3: That when you're like when someone says like I'm not mad,
Speaker 3: like you're the one that's mad, that like freaks me
Speaker 3: the fuck out.
Speaker 2: That is evil, Like that scares the fuck out of me.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like being like, oh, are you actually mad? Wait?
Speaker 4: Why are you mad?
Speaker 3: Like that is diabolical, Like I'm literally because then that
Speaker 3: just makes me mad because I'm like, I'm not fucking mad.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad. I'm not mad. Now you're making me mad.
Speaker 1: Gaslighting one oh one. The word gaslighting can be used
Speaker 1: for anything. At this point, yeah, literally, because I guess
Speaker 1: that is gasline is literally just making someone think they're crazy.
Speaker 4: So I guess saying are you mad?
Speaker 1: Oh you're mad?
Speaker 4: Like why are you mad?
Speaker 2: Why are you mad?
Speaker 1: You have no reason to be mad. Drake said it
Speaker 1: like in a verse on one of the new songs,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that is like still one of
Speaker 1: the amazings, be like, oh you.
Speaker 2: Mad, Brooklyn in the house you mad or not?
Speaker 1: Is that where that like starts off that that's TikToker
Speaker 1: that I've discovered through Dana, that that's they're saying.
Speaker 2: In the house.
Speaker 1: Oh they always on Broadway. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He made the fastest video I've ever seen, Like it
Speaker 3: was literally like half of a split of a second.
Speaker 1: And that's it. That's just this episode has been us arguing. See,
Speaker 1: that's what we were saying, like within friendships, you still
Speaker 1: have real arguments, and these are our arguments.
Speaker 3: These are not real arguments. These are just like siblings
Speaker 3: butting heads arguments. But look at the end of it,
Speaker 3: we can still hold hands.
Speaker 1: We held hands in like the last episode or something,
Speaker 1: and someone was like them holding hands like I don't
Speaker 1: know what I just witnessed, but they look like they
Speaker 1: fucking hated each other, but I think we held hands
Speaker 1: like in like a cute way. So I was like,
Speaker 1: do we just like look annoyed to be touching each other? Touch?
Speaker 1: He touched touch. We're always touchy.
Speaker 2: And we say the same thing sometimes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and you're literally be we'd be physically affectioning
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are. I just like hugs, Like, where are
Speaker 2: my hug at?
Speaker 1: I look, he was that person. I was like, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna hug me. I've said it in like very
Speaker 1: like inappropriate things too, like in an argument and been like,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna hug.
Speaker 2: Me by meeting my brother at his funeral? Where are
Speaker 2: my hug at?
Speaker 1: You lean in and like not.
Speaker 2: Body.
Speaker 1: No, when I die, you'll you'll have to like y'all
Speaker 1: have to set something up that my body rolls, but
Speaker 1: it has to be my real body. I wanted to like.
Speaker 3: Fla and then, but your your body rolls, but you're
Speaker 3: actually attached to like string the sky and you.
Speaker 2: Float above everybody the whole.
Speaker 4: Like that's what I want playing with.
Speaker 2: That's what I want for my funeral.
Speaker 3: I want to be above the whole funeral, like like
Speaker 3: like floating exactly.
Speaker 4: I want the Halo soundtracks.
Speaker 2: But I want it to be my urn because I
Speaker 2: don't want to be buried.
Speaker 1: No, they'll burn you after they burned my mom.
Speaker 2: Right after they're like, all right, put her on, put
Speaker 2: her in the oven.
Speaker 5: Correctly imagining our family member.
Speaker 2: That's litter in my head, and.
Speaker 4: Put that fucking peach down.
Speaker 1: Freak.
Speaker 2: Do you know why I grabbed the peach and put
Speaker 2: it face.
Speaker 1: First, because of it looks like a butt and you're
Speaker 1: wearing your anal, so.
Speaker 2: That's a good guess.
Speaker 3: But no, it's because I was gonna make a joke
Speaker 3: about me fucking the peach like Timothy Shalamt and Call
Speaker 3: Me by Your Name.
Speaker 1: Okay, No one is talking about the implications of cool
Speaker 1: by Gwen Stefani, the music video literally being the mood
Speaker 1: bored and inspiration for Call Me by Your Name.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was like, where are you going with this? I
Speaker 3: was like, we but yeah, anywhere, Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: They can hear that.
Speaker 1: Kai's not even paying attention. M oh he was mesmorized,
Speaker 1: mesmerized by my moaning and kissing. Sorry, we had to
Speaker 1: fucking cut Drew eating a goddamn fruit out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it again.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna keep going? Yeah, don't leave me a
Speaker 1: nasty one.
Speaker 2: I have one of these.
Speaker 1: Back to me being the dad of the group. True,
Speaker 1: it's like probably so loud in the mic, because even
Speaker 1: when I like move my eyes around, it's so loud.
Speaker 1: I give you permission to eat feast. There was I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of how to talk about this situation
Speaker 1: because it's like there has to be another situation where
Speaker 1: this makes sense. But I know I fully am the dad.
Speaker 1: I drive us around. I'll be like, are y'all hungry?
Speaker 1: Do you need me to stop anywhere? Like I stop
Speaker 1: and I like help run the errand like I literally
Speaker 1: build anything that needs to be fucking built in a
Speaker 1: house because no one else can build anything. I drill
Speaker 1: the holes. I fill the holes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do the holes.
Speaker 1: I do the things that need to be done. And
Speaker 1: I this episode is just drew seeing how annoying he
Speaker 1: can be. It like feels like now that you've mentioned
Speaker 1: like call me by your name and you're like eating
Speaker 1: this ship and sucking your fingers. I keep looking at
Speaker 1: you and like not, yes, can I get a bite
Speaker 1: of that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually keep going now trips good trips.
Speaker 8: Now are you into it, Okay, Yeah, that's kind of cool. No,
Speaker 8: it's it like sexual for you, a little bit sexual,
Speaker 8: all right, But on all aspects of like that, I
Speaker 8: am Dad.
Speaker 1: Honestly. Even when we go out together, I'm always like hurt,
Speaker 1: like huddling up the trips and being like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm calling the where everybody come on like wringle in
Speaker 1: like situation, like meaning as when.
Speaker 4: We go out to like drink, we're not drinking.
Speaker 1: I'm driving. I'm taking the family there exactly. I'm always like,
Speaker 1: let's go to the movies or like some stupid shit,
Speaker 1: and Dad in those aspects, but specifically in protector's mode,
Speaker 1: like if I even see the hint of someone speaking
Speaker 1: to one of y'all a certain way, I go into
Speaker 1: full protector protector, like I will make the shit out
Speaker 1: of someone.
Speaker 3: But there was like an incident that we can't really
Speaker 3: talk too much about because it's still ongoing.
Speaker 1: And it's also like invasive to this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really invasive to this. Yeah, person.
Speaker 3: So we were at the tennis courts playing tennis, and
Speaker 3: then I don't know how to say that, like tiptoe
Speaker 3: around it, like do we even we don't say what.
Speaker 1: Was going there was an altercation happening at the gas
Speaker 1: station across the street, and like we were playing and
Speaker 1: I saw it, and describing it sounds like me being
Speaker 1: like I deserve like a fucking surprise or something.
Speaker 3: No, it literally wasn't like that at all. It was
Speaker 3: genuinely terrifying. It was like if something wasn't done.
Speaker 1: Now what was scariest No one was moving on it,
Speaker 1: no one.
Speaker 2: Everyone was just watching.
Speaker 1: No one wanted to be involved, which I was like,
Speaker 1: that's the scariest part about like did I fuck up
Speaker 1: my lipstick? The scariest part about like seeing something like
Speaker 1: that happen and being one of the only people to
Speaker 1: involve yourself in terms of like trying to find safety
Speaker 1: for this person who obviously needs help is the fact
Speaker 1: that in my head I always think about, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if something does happen, I'm in public, someone will do something.
Speaker 1: And that was like a really awakening moment where I
Speaker 1: was like, holy shit, humans can actually be so fucking
Speaker 1: selfish and like evil, and the fact that it feels
Speaker 1: like more energy for them to get involved than it
Speaker 1: matters for your safety. Yeah, which I like because I'm
Speaker 1: always like, oh, I can kind of understand it because
Speaker 1: of like who knows what they have going on, Like.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, I can kind of understand
Speaker 3: why people weren't immediately getting involved because what we were
Speaker 3: witnessing like was really terrifying, Like it was very erratic
Speaker 3: and like it could have like been turned on to
Speaker 3: another person very I mean it literally it did get
Speaker 3: turned on to us, like his anger, which like at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, like you come first in
Speaker 3: these situations. But I will say them not immediately jumping
Speaker 3: to like at least callon.
Speaker 4: There was like grown ass men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like not calling someone or like like just not
Speaker 3: doing like typical things like that you would.
Speaker 2: Do in a situation line. Yeah, it just that did
Speaker 2: really rub us the wrong way.
Speaker 1: But basically we were like witnessing something crazy. And I
Speaker 1: was with Drew Christian and my little sister Sophia, and
Speaker 1: we were at the tennis court near our old apartment
Speaker 1: and it was like one am ish and they were
Speaker 1: just like open really late. So we were out there
Speaker 1: playing and I saw something. We all saw it happening,
Speaker 1: and then I like ran to go grab my phone
Speaker 1: and started calling for help. Damn three burps. I ran
Speaker 1: to like call for help, and I was trying to
Speaker 1: get this guy's license plate number just in case he
Speaker 1: like drove.
Speaker 4: Away before like anybody got there to help.
Speaker 1: And I like crossed the street to go get the
Speaker 1: license plate and I like said the license plate and
Speaker 1: then he saw.
Speaker 2: Me, and like Christian was filming too, yeah.
Speaker 1: And Kristian was filming just so that we like had
Speaker 1: everything to be like this person, like.
Speaker 3: We have evidence of what this person was doing to
Speaker 3: this other person whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was like, I feel like it's almost
Speaker 1: kind of obvious what was happening, but again, like I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: Also we should clarify that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's triggering.
Speaker 4: We're not giving like any details, but.
Speaker 1: They like came. He came up to me and he
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck are you doing? And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm calling an uber like what? And
Speaker 1: I just like was being a cunt.
Speaker 2: And like literally to this man, like it was just gread.
Speaker 1: He was being fucking crazy. He came out with to me,
Speaker 1: He's like, what the fuck are you doing? And I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm calling an uber. I'm going home, like what?
Speaker 1: And then I said that and had my phone to
Speaker 1: my face and I turned to go look at the
Speaker 1: like cages of the tennis court, and Sophia and Christian
Speaker 1: and Drew were like staring at me. So he obviously
Speaker 1: made the connection that I wasn't calling an uber, that
Speaker 1: I was like on the phone like trying to get
Speaker 1: him stopped for what he was fucking doing. And he
Speaker 1: saw and he started darting over like.
Speaker 3: Cross like four lanes of traffic towards me. Christian and
Speaker 3: in Your's sister and like Ya immediately jumps into action
Speaker 3: and is like, oh fuck no.
Speaker 2: Like get to the cage, get inside.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I started yelling at them. I'm like, go fucking back,
Speaker 1: like go back.
Speaker 3: And so like in your I mean we now were
Speaker 3: in this like locked in these tennis cages. It's like erratic.
Speaker 3: Man is just like being erratic with us now. And
Speaker 3: Enya literally is like bowing up to him and like
Speaker 3: we we like.
Speaker 1: Had our tennis rackets and everybody had their still in
Speaker 1: their hand, and I like ran and I grabbed mine
Speaker 1: and I like sit up to him and I was
Speaker 1: like get the fuck out of here, like and I
Speaker 1: was like yelling at him and holding my thing, and
Speaker 1: he was like what are you gonna do fucking hit me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, if I fucking have to, and
Speaker 1: we started yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Then he started like lunging at us like he was
Speaker 3: gonna hit Inya, and then like he was gonna hit me,
Speaker 3: and then he was gonna hit Christian.
Speaker 2: I was gonna hit your sister.
Speaker 3: Like it was the craziest, Like he was literally like
Speaker 3: trying to like fight us, and then like eventually he
Speaker 3: realized like, oh, it's.
Speaker 2: Four of them versus me.
Speaker 3: I'm five foot six, like I'm a tiny, fucking embarrassing,
Speaker 3: gross little man, like I get my ass beat, and
Speaker 3: they also have tennis rackets. So like he eventually like
Speaker 3: backed away and he was like, Okay, I'm scared of Enya,
Speaker 3: Like let me just like back away and like try
Speaker 3: to keep my peace. I'm now stuck in this fucking
Speaker 3: cage like I'm cornered. And then he sees our shit on.
Speaker 1: So no, the as far as we had picked up
Speaker 1: most of our shit, and he pointed us something that
Speaker 1: wasn't all.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we picked up all of our stuff and
Speaker 3: we were about to leave, and then he like saw
Speaker 3: something that wasn't ours and he was like is this y'alls?
Speaker 3: And we were like no, and he was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna steal this anyways, and he was like this is
Speaker 3: mine now, and we were like okay, like you were
Speaker 3: like it's not ours.
Speaker 1: It was just like really fucking crazy because he was
Speaker 1: trying to threaten us. But there's that one picture of
Speaker 1: like strong Barbie, and I remember that night we like
Speaker 1: took a picture of you, Christian and Sophia and like
Speaker 1: edited like the strong Barbie with a tennis racket, because
Speaker 1: that's what it felt like.
Speaker 2: Literally was you.
Speaker 3: You were a protector that night, but yeah, you fully
Speaker 3: stood up to that dude.
Speaker 2: And the case is still ongoing.
Speaker 1: I don't know it genuinely. I've said this before, like
Speaker 1: it's not that I carry this idea that like I
Speaker 1: can beat anyone's ass, like I have belief in my strength,
Speaker 1: but let's face it, I'm like a five foot four,
Speaker 1: like twenty two year old woman.
Speaker 2: M I feel like you know how to fight, though, like,
Speaker 2: actually I think you're not how to fight.
Speaker 9: I do have some fighting experience experience and like some
Speaker 9: hand to hand combat on my resume, but I haven't
Speaker 9: gotten into like a physical fight or altercation in.
Speaker 1: Quite some time. So who knows. But no, I I
Speaker 1: do have belief that I could like fight for my
Speaker 1: life and beat the fucking living shit out of somebody
Speaker 1: if they pissed me off or if they deserved it.
Speaker 2: Could you take a grizzly bear?
Speaker 1: No? Oh, yeah, I think so. I think so because
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I would do the smart thing
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't fight a grizzly bear.
Speaker 4: I would stay still and wait for them to leave.
Speaker 1: Well, and you have to use your brains.
Speaker 4: You have to use your hands, but you also have
Speaker 4: to be brave and use your brain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fighting a bear is all about intellect.
Speaker 2: I think I could take a bear.
Speaker 1: No you No, I would get torn up.
Speaker 2: It's not like physically fighting.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get torn up by you, don't I.
Speaker 3: Was trying to kiss my hand, mommy, Okay, should we
Speaker 3: just move on to media?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to grab my phone though, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Should I flash my tits to oh the viewers?
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I think so. I haven't addressed the camera
Speaker 2: once this entire.
Speaker 1: I always look at the camera because I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to know that I look decent.
Speaker 1: But I like, I've come to the.
Speaker 4: Conclusion that I don't look very good.
Speaker 1: In this format and that's okay.
Speaker 2: Well, my media of the week, I already have it prepared.
Speaker 1: Why is my phone on one? These old charters don't
Speaker 1: do shit.
Speaker 3: No, that chart you plugged it. I noticed you plugged
Speaker 3: it into that one. I was like, oh, it's working now.
Speaker 3: But yeah, my media rah um.
Speaker 8: Is.
Speaker 3: So I have three songs this week, and they're all
Speaker 3: by Young Lean. I went down the Young Lean rabbit
Speaker 3: hole again, and I think hurt Yoshi City and Jin
Speaker 3: Seng Strip two thousand and two are like three of
Speaker 3: the best songs ever fucking made of all time and
Speaker 3: un ironically changed music forever. I think those are fantastic songs.
Speaker 3: And then my I guess another one is Pastel Hell
Speaker 3: by Bad Trump. Oh my god, Pastel Hell by Brad Treummel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would also be my like media.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there were some takes that were he
Speaker 3: just eloquently put all my thoughts into words, and I
Speaker 3: haven't had them laid out for me in that way
Speaker 3: ever once in my life. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: sometimes people think the way I think, and it's really
Speaker 3: comforting and it's just really fucking well done, like actually
Speaker 3: a genius.
Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, he's just like genuinely a very smart person.
Speaker 1: It's not just off the top of the dome. It's like, actually,
Speaker 1: well researched.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. It's very well researched. And I learned
Speaker 3: a lot of words. I learned a lot about myself.
Speaker 3: I learned a lot, gave me some more things to
Speaker 3: think and ponder on, and uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really really great.
Speaker 1: It personally made me so horny.
Speaker 3: Well how are you like supposed to be looking at
Speaker 3: media and you're on Instagram right now?
Speaker 2: Like how is that possible?
Speaker 4: And you were fucking talking and I wasn't listening.
Speaker 7: I know, Okay, My media is Will I See You Again?
Speaker 7: By The Sacred Souls Fantasy by Mariah Carey, just.
Speaker 4: Because like what a classic, what a what a hit?
Speaker 1: Many times by Jean and then pipe down by Drake
Speaker 1: because I've literally been in such a Drake.
Speaker 2: It's been so bad. It's been so bad. It's been
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 1: But like listening to Drake to listening to like pure
Speaker 1: like eighties classics and hits and like Janet Jackson, and
Speaker 1: then I switched back to Drake, and then I like
Speaker 1: put on Eve's Tumor, and then I like.
Speaker 3: And it's not like she's just listening to it by herself.
Speaker 3: We'll just be like writing.
Speaker 2: Or something and she will blast it and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I can't do this.
Speaker 1: Like getting work done.
Speaker 3: You were sleeping, Yeah, I was sleeping. Also, No, there
Speaker 3: is more than that couch. It puts me to sleep.
Speaker 1: No, you just that's what finding comfort is. You like
Speaker 1: the couch and it brings comfortable a day in my life.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it feels like.
Speaker 1: I'll put a fucking finger off your butt and then
Speaker 1: I'm still watching Marvelous Missus Maizel. I still haven't finished
Speaker 1: Crying in Age More because I haven't been reading the
Speaker 1: past few weeks because I don't have like the lust
Speaker 1: for life or words.
Speaker 3: I started reading Homo Deuce and I stopped at like
Speaker 3: page sixty because it's actually ruining my life.
Speaker 2: But if you want to read it, go ahead.
Speaker 3: But it is like, if you want to like have
Speaker 3: like an outlook, a healthy outlook on life, don't read
Speaker 3: it because it'll ruin everything for you.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what else I watched. I watched Variety
Speaker 1: did a video with Sasha Baron Cohen, who like he
Speaker 1: like has a WIFO like ten years No I don't
Speaker 1: believe in that. But he was talking about the filming
Speaker 1: process for Bora and I was like, dude, this is
Speaker 1: so like complicated, insane, really cool. And we were watching
Speaker 1: like the outtakes like thing they were doing where it's
Speaker 1: like just like leftover footage that they didn't end up using,
Speaker 1: and that was really good. And also I started impeachment
Speaker 1: and that was really good. I can't. I will say,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I love the directing style because
Speaker 1: the guy who did Josey told me the guy who
Speaker 1: did American Horror Story did it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this makes a lot of sense the way some of
Speaker 1: this is shot, but I don't want a shot like this.
Speaker 1: But the cast is fucking like phenomenal. The dad from
Speaker 1: Marvelous Missus Baizel and I'll have sex with him too.
Speaker 1: That Missus Maisel's dad, not Joel's dad.
Speaker 2: No, Joel's Dad's gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dad is really it's like sexy, Joel's fucking ugly.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let me stop, let me get it, let
Speaker 1: me get off this thing. But yeah, gave.
Speaker 2: Me a mic?
Speaker 1: Who put this here?
Speaker 2: They know I'm going to say something that I don't mean.
Speaker 1: Kay, I'll see y'all next day, aye
Speaker 6: H.