WEBVTT - Our First Fight 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:19.080 Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I wanted 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:25.239 to announce it, fuck you Emergency Intercom Episode twelve. How 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:27.640 many weeks is that Drew still a little mad? 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:28.840 That's twelve weeks. 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:36.640 I met months three months. 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:40.760 I decided I'm gonna start sticking my tongue out like 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:42.040 it's like kind of cute. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:44.040 I decided I need to stop doing that because I 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:47.040 stick my tongue out so much, like I'll look really 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:48.920 good and someone will compliment me, and I'll stick my 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:50.800 fucking tongue out like a goddamn three year old. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.000 Yeah, cute sea, little girl. 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:56.040 I am a grown ass. Well man, what is that 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:58.560 from little girl? 0:00:58.720 --> 0:00:59.560 The tongue? 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.240 No, yeah, the cutesy little girl. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:05.360 I don't know. Oh, Nicki Minaj is describing her character. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.160 Yes, but she's a man. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:13.560 Stop because the fact that that's like, like, my brain just. 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.399 Was, like you he lived through the files I watched 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.679 in your eyes, like how did you. 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:19.280 Figure that out? 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:24.600 Before we get on to today's topics, I thought I 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.920 should use this as my safe spaced event about the 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.800 fact that I don't know if anybody else's cat does this. 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:31.880 I'm sure someone's gonna be like that's not good. You 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.480 need to take her to like the vet, and like, 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.000 that's a bad sign. I take a zoul to the 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.360 vet way too often. She's like one of the healthiest 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:42.080 cats in the world. I almost I was gonna jokingly 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.720 be like sadly, but then I feel like people would 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.000 think I hate so because I'm also really good blood. 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:50.160 Literally I love him so fucking much, but he actually 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:54.120 is like a child. A child, he's like the He's 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:57.640 like the most annoying little fucking child ever. But basically 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.600 when he gets kind of like fat, he can't lick 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:03.840 his butt clean, so he'll finish shitting and have the 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.680 audacity to get on my bed and rub his ass 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.760 on my bed. And yesterday when I woke up, I 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:11.320 saw a shit stand on my bed and I was like, 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.800 oh my god. So I went to go wash my sheets. 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.040 That's why I washed them yesterday, even though I just 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.560 washed them like fucking four days ago. And then this 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.240 morning I woke up to the smell of the biggest 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:24.600 shit I've ever smelled. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.400 I walked up to your door and it was, fucking 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:29.120 dude so bad. It was going underneath the door and 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.560 up into the air like he rises like shit, it 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:33.320 was so bad. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:35.920 And then I was like, he's so fucking annoying. And 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.960 I was laying on bed and I felt him like 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.480 like like twitching and scooting on the bed, and I 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.440 look up and he literally was staring at me and 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.360 got so scared and jumped off the bed and sound 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.120 the floor. And I looked and there was two fucking 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:50.720 skid marks on my bed. I have to wash my 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.679 sheets again, but I have two sets, so I'm just 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.160 gonna put a different one. But I don't want to 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.320 put my white one because he's stand up with poop. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:57.919 He's in the shit on the white one. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.080 My eyes went bug eyed when I when I was thinking, 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:06.919 or because I was thinking, like, why haven't humans evolved 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.080 to lick their own asses? 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.480 Why do we have to use toilet paper? 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.440 Because imagine how much money we would say if we 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:19.600 just like their asses clean. 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:22.840 Or maybe it has. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:26.480 Something to do with my silence. Isn't like a warren 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:27.400 to keep going. 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.360 It has something to do with our diet, for sure, 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:31.160 we shouldn't have to wipe our ass. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:32.480 No, it has to do with the fact that you 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.280 speak in my face and if I smelt shit, I 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:34.840 would punch you. 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:38.320 In the eyes, true, or you could fall in love 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.320 with my peromones or if you actually okay, you've told 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:44.080 me I have good pheromones before, I feel like you know. 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:46.600 What it is, everyone has like a good like set. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:51.520 Actually, some people, like I've smelt like they're like they're pheromones, 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:52.240 and like. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:55.160 This is a different topic. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:56.800 I feel like a lot of the set of your 0:03:56.880 --> 0:04:00.000 pheromones literally comes from your mouth because like I don't 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:00.520 don't know, like. 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.960 I think it's from like balls and armpits. 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:07.360 But also like literally this i'd be like in this 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.920 the smell of some people's spit, like or like people 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.960 what I mean, yeah, people who I've like made out with. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:17.239 I'm like, you're literally like our bodies are doing human 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:18.080 things and like. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:18.760 It's kind of cute. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.359 You're you're like feeding me like the thing my brain 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:22.000 wants and is. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.840 Like you mean like you get addicted to it. 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:25.320 Yeah. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.520 So, but I've smelt some people's like on natural spit 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.520 like it's not like a bad like it doesn't stink, 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.360 like their breath doesn't stink. But I've smelt their pheromones 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.360 via their mouth and like their spit, and I'm like, 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.200 we can not fuck because like your pheromones are not 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:41.240 they're not hitting. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:42.560 It's not compatitive, they're. 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:45.440 Not catering to me. The oh Vale family has a 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:46.760 good fucking natural sense. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.680 Yeah, their house smells so fucking good, and also their 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.240 clothes all smell really good. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:53.679 Yeah, they all like they literally smell like a fucking 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.400 pact of wolves. Like they all smell the fucking same. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:57.960 Me acting like I know what a. 0:04:58.120 --> 0:04:59.240 Pack of wolves smell like. 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.000 But yeah, I don't know why I just said that. Oh, 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.240 but yeah, that's why you can't like your ass if 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:08.200 you actually care about the same stinky fucking flies. 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:10.760 As we're talking about licking my ead. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.240 Josh hasn't been taking out the fucking garbage or the 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:16.760 orders postmates. Then lets it sit and now flies. We 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.200 have fruit flies and. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:22.919 It's nasty, nasty gnats, but they haven't attacked our fruit, 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.799 which is good. It's literally just like the sour cream fermenting. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:29.080 That's also what I realized. The smell that our garbage 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.559 makes isn't like normal garbage smell because of the sheer 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:35.960 amount of fucking Chipotle sour cream that Josh like brings 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.320 into the house and it just ferments and rots and 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:42.360 it just like has this odor, this specific like creamy 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:46.360 odor that like fills our fucking house like that our 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.840 natural scent, our house scent, like you know how every house. 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:53.000 Has a scent. Ours is fermented fucking trash. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:56.320 Yeah, all our friends come over like pretty oftener like 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.760 it smells. Kai came in. It was like it smells 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.720 like a burp in mere. 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.520 Yeah it does. Because Josh isn't his fucking ye. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.719 Not our fault. I have incense. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:08.560 Josh has been good about it recently. We had to 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:09.240 get onto him. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:12.680 Though, Yeah, well who's been taking us? I think he's 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.480 been secretly taking out some garbage. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.520 What I do is I like pack up the garbage. 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.760 It's like the garbage is left there. The two men 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.240 take care of the garbage because you hate touching the garbage. 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:24.240 But like the garbage. I pack it into bags because 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:25.600 it's fucking stinks in our cad. 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:27.400 I used to be really. 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.560 Good about you used to do that, but I was 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:30.320 like I can't anymore. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.240 It's like, yeah, so I've been packing it into the 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.880 bags and then I bring them into the laundry room. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:36.839 And I think when Josh goes to the car he 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:41.400 just does it. But he hadn't done it yet, and 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:44.040 now our fucking launder room is disgusted Gianna. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.000 I get used to the smell. I don't even smell 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:50.400 it anymore. But my room, like if it hasn't taken 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.159 a ship, my room has such a good like scent 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:55.159 that's always there because of my candles. 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:58.080 It's like ammonia, like cat piss aemonia. Your room smells 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:58.640 like cat piss. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:02.000 No it doesn't, No, it doesn't. It did for like 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:04.240 a week because I was like so depressed. I also 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:07.000 wasn't taking care of Zool's letter box, which like is 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.880 like embarrassing to admit publicly, because like if you're not 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:11.560 taking care of yourself, you should at least be taking 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:12.240 care of your pets. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.960 But I was like, it's not bothering a Zool, and 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:16.760 it's not bothering me because I don't care. 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.120 I want. I want to smell like this because I 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:22.600 deserve to live in like a scent that's gonna like 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:23.320 knock me out. 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:23.760 Yeah. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:30.520 Also like mustard gas in arson, Well you keep saying 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.120 arson like it's a chemical arsen is when someone tries 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:35.480 to burn down a house or like burn down a building. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.360 What did you say, yesterday you were like. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.680 That Ikia makes the rugs with fucking. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.160 Arson, and I was like, I don't you don't know 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:46.520 what that word means, but what what the fuck was 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:47.000 I gonna say? 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:47.440 God, damn it. 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:52.280 Oh, you are very good at lighting incense, Like incense 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.600 are your thing, Like I think you have like your 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.440 room has your second natural incense smell, which is really nice. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.840 It's literally because as kids, my dad would get those 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.120 blue pack of incense. I feel like that was like 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:07.120 a very like Latin thing, is like lighting incense in 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.160 your house. And I always be like, this is a 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:11.320 very Latin thing, but it's like a many people think, 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:14.440 but I know Latin. So that's why that's my reference. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:17.000 But my dad would literally come home from work and 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.400 we had like this like box that was full of 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.280 incense and then it had like matches and lighters in 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:24.160 this little drawer. And he would come home and he'd 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.440 be like, somebody light incense, and all of us would 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:29.280 literally run because it was like, yeah, it was like 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:31.320 the ten seconds of your childhood where you got to 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:32.040 play with fire. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:37.200 Is It's funny how we evolved from fire and now 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.160 it's like we're not allowed to play with fire. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.319 So it's a lot about society. Think about it. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:50.560 Think about it. You sounded like not like you, but yeah, 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:51.839 and then I got to play with fire. So and 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:55.160 I love lighting andcense. I love lighting candles, but I've 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.760 been hoarding off my candle yep, for when it's like 0:08:58.200 --> 0:08:59.920 nice and like crispy outside. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:04.120 I've been like saving my fucking candles up. And I'm 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:07.280 really really excited to just like have like four candles lit. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.480 When it's nighttime and it's like really dimly lit in 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.800 my room by candlelight and it's fucking freezing, it's gonna 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:14.960 be chilly outside, I'll open a window and let like 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.079 a cold air come through. 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:20.560 Like I will be so happy the day I wake 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.880 up and it's back to being the weather where it's 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:26.120 like raining and freezing outside. Ye, that day I will 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.480 be happy. No, actually that's a lie. I will probably 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.720 be so sad and sulking, but like it will feel good. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.120 You know what I just actually randomly had a memory 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:37.960 of is in thirteen oh four, everyone was taking a 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.200 nap in the house and I was the only one awake, 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:42.760 and I was in my room and only a candle 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:44.560 was on, and it was raining outside, and I was 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.640 sitting by my desk and I made that little incen holder, 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.120 the little hand that I had made, and I was 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.120 sitting there making it, and I think I was listening 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:56.400 to like like Anderson Park or something like kind of 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:00.680 for the time it made sense for me, like weirdly, 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.600 I think I was even listening to like mac Miller 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:05.079 or something like I was listening to something, but I 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.080 was just like sitting there like making this, and it 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:10.560 was raining outside and I had like an Andante's coffee 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.480 like with me, and like, yeah, that's just a memory 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:13.960 ry that. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.640 Like made me tear up a little bit. It takes 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:16.120 so cute. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.320 It was like such a sweet lit I want rain. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:21.000 It rain is so like. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.600 It's so fucking comforting and like just like beautiful and 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:29.320 it smells good and like I don't know why. It 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.600 must be like some primal instinct deep down where like 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:35.200 rain means good or something, because like I genuinely like 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:38.440 when it's raining, like is actually when I'm the most 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.120 content where I'm like, oh, maybe life has more to offer, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:44.040 Like maybe they're they like reinvigorates my lust for life. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:46.840 My like birth mom used to be like love rain 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.160 and be like rain is good. It like washes away 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:52.160 all the problems and you can start new tomorrow, Like 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.640 it'll wash everything off and then you can be a 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:56.160 new thing tomorrow, you know what. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.640 You you you said before that, I was like, oh, 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:02.079 that's a really cute that I started telling my parents 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:05.200 and like Maddix and whatever. Is like when it rains, 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.760 when it's like sunny out, like that means a deer 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:08.559 was born or whatever. 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:09.760 Yeah, my grandma's told you. 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:13.439 Yeah, I've literally been like spreading that. I've been colonizing that. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.439 What's so annoying is because I remember the first time 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.760 I said it, you didn't have a sweet reply. You 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:27.439 had the most drew like annoying reply. You're like, actually, 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.679 deers are probably being born like every few minutes, so 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.720 that's just like, of course there's a deer being born 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.679 right now. You said, like the most annoying thing. And 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:36.319 I remember I was so annoyed. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:42.120 Because I was like, I was literally trying to be sweet, okay, but. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:43.640 You were doing the trolling thing where you say it 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:45.920 and you don't laugh after, you just look away because 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:49.440 you want me to sit in anger. And because I 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:51.440 was so annoyed with you, I didn't comment on it, 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:52.240 so it just like. 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:53.800 We moved on after. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:58.240 I had a lot of time to like self reflect 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:02.439 and think about the way I act after the Mario 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:05.360 Party game, and I was like, oh my god, like 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:09.400 maybe I am like a really awful person, Like maybe 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.840 I do like fucking a lot of the time. But 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:14.360 then I was like, no, that don't even sound right. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.920 That don't sound right at all, Like I'm a good person. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.000 That sounds like they're crazy. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.040 Yeah, y'all are y'all are the crazy ones. 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:24.199 Y'all are the one. It's literally like, dude, I can't 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:27.719 even like, I don't understand. I don't know if it's 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.000 because I've just been like a little bit like easily 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:35.000 agitated and like sad recently or what. But actually, you know, 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.520 it could have been that because you made all of 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.040 us angry, like not ky because. 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:43.280 Kai was pissed. I could tell Kai was mad. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:45.720 He almost he almost left the house without saying goodbye 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:45.920 to me. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.240 I was I was telling him to do that because me, 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:48.800 because me and. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:50.480 Just seeing him up here and was like, oh, Drew 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.000 was the one that brought me into the group, Like 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:53.600 I knew I had to come say bye. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:55.240 This motherfucker lied. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.600 No, no, wait no, I told him not to say 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:01.040 by you. Oh you asshole. You asked me and Jesaiah 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:03.120 just literally when he went to the bath back of 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:04.800 the game, I was in the kitchen and Josie comes 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:05.560 up there he goes. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.040 We have to do something bad to him. 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:10.840 I was like, oh my god, y'all were diabolically and then. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.760 We started ignoring him and acting like he didn't exist. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:17.000 And then when Kai was leaving, me and Josie hugged 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:19.200 him and started pushing him to go downstairs, and we 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.960 were like leave, and then Kai started getting scared because 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.760 he was like, no, Like I feel like I should 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.520 go say by to Drew. He brought me into the 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.080 group and like I was like, well, you're in the 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:31.280 group now, he doesn't matter. And I was like pushing 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.360 him out the door. And then I could sense that 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.440 he was actually worried you would be mad. And then 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.120 I was like, that is kind of mean, because like 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:38.480 I don't actually believe in doing that. 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.440 So I was like, go, say, dude, we should rewind 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.640 a little bit, just like preface this whole situation. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:47.199 Like I'm a winner, baby, I don't lose. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.079 See there, you fucking go there, you fucking go. 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.000 I'm so good at Mario Party. 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.439 It pisses people off, and I would be mad too 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.880 if I lost every single game I played against me. 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.280 You know what, someone did make a comment. Someone was like, 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.839 I think seen that I use Mansy Mollins almost like 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:02.800 you need to stop using ma. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:04.680 You need to use Warrio if you want to win, 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:06.080 Warrio is the best. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.640 You don't use Warrior, you use shy Guy. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.840 But no, shy Guy is just like he's a balanced character. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.480 When you're playing again, it's it's all about the nuances 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:15.360 of the game, and there's like. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:18.200 It's literally luck. It is literally just luck. 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:24.400 And it's just like, well I'm lucky, bitch, No so 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:29.800 I win. And I'm not trying to piss you off. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:33.120 I'm genuinely just saying, like every game I've played I've won, 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:37.480 I don't know how I win. I genuinely like, don't 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:37.840 here luck. 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.680 Because we talked about it in the last episode. It's 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:41.760 literally like you will be losing and then at the 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.560 end just get all the fucking bonus stars about. But 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:47.400 what's annoying is no matter if you win by like 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.400 luck or by playing the game right, you react. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.480 The same way every time, as if you made it happen. 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:53.640 Before before we get into that. 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:58.440 So I didn't want to win, like genuine no, genuinely 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:02.880 because like people like the way everyone was acting towards 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:06.280 me was actually terrifying me. And I have never felt 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:09.720 that way in my entire life. Like I everybody was 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:13.360 attacking me. I was like the underdog. They were like 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.440 constantly they were all making plans to make me lose, 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.880 like they were teaming up against me, and like I 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.120 was minding my whole time. 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:24.440 We've played, I've been so like nonchalant and does it 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.160 like didn't. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:29.080 Care they wanted me to be nonchalant. I became nonchalant. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:34.320 I don't give a fuck, keep me going, come on, 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:36.120 keep going. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.240 Imagine when you were drinking that. I just felt like 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:43.960 this to the ball teeth. I usually don't care about 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.760 winning because it's just like a fun thing, but the 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:49.440 way Drew reacts to winning actually started to like seed 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:52.560 a very deep and like tender hate in my soul 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.600 for the idea of Drew winning. So then this game, 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.080 I was like, dude, he cannot win again. And I 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.600 started to be fucking evil because I always play nice 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.680 and play fair and I don't care. And I was like, 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:05.880 maybe if I'm a cunt and I like purposefully try 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:08.720 to attack him in the game, I will win. So 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:12.240 I was like using Kai and Josie to plot your. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:16.320 Pawns and your diabolical plan and like, and then it 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:17.640 bit you in the ass. 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.520 Because I gave him an idea and he used it 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:20.120 against me. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.120 I mean I probably would have came up with that idea. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:24.080 Actually, I don't even think you got to use it 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:25.400 or you didn't use it. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:27.000 But the star didn't even get taken from me. 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:28.040 No, it took it from you. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.800 Oh it did, but I randomized it because I was like, 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.520 I don't want to win, but like I kind of 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.480 do want to win deep down, so I just like 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:36.200 let the game play. 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.280 Like why lie? Why lie and say you didn't want 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:40.120 to fucking win when you know you wanted to win. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:44.440 I just okay, here's the real, Like Tea, the story 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.480 is like I didn't want to win because I knew 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:51.040 that it would have destroyed everyone and everyone would have 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:52.880 been angry at me. But I wanted to win because 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:56.000 everyone was against me. And it's just an underdog story. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.960 It really is just a classic underdog story and I'm 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.320 a winner, baby, just at the end of the day, 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:04.800 like I'm better than everybody who tries to play against him. 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:08.680 I'm literally gonna jump over the fence to the neighbor, 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:12.320 find a spot where the dog shit, not pick up 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:15.240 the shit, but pick up the like fungus and bacteria 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.000 infested dirt under it, and sprinkle it in your bed 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.159 so that over time bacteria grows and like cultivates on 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:24.640 you and you get like some weird like new disease. 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:26.919 More attention baby for me, That's all I need at 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:27.520 the end of the day. 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:32.040 Shut up, shut up, like you're fifty me off. But basically, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.159 Drew fucking one and it actually like made me and 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:39.119 Josiah specifically, wait, so fucking angry. 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:42.080 Josiah halfway through the game after being an asshole to 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:44.000 me trying to switch sides and get on my fucking 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:44.480 good side. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:48.359 It's playing such little motherfuckers like we were all against 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.719