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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: told me I'm five. Hello, this is Hank. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: need a job. And excuse man, I said, I need

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Speaker 1: a job? What's up, Hank? I'm sorry, I think you're

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Speaker 1: the wrong num. I don't think so, homeboy. Hey is

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Speaker 1: this Hank? Yeah? This Hank? I just said, this is Han. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Hey. My cousin Fatal told me that you

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Speaker 1: were looking to hire an advertising executive or something like that.

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Speaker 1: So he gave me I don't know anyone named Stato.

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Speaker 1: Now Fatal like murder like Fatal. Y'all don't know Fatal, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know anybody named Sad. You know what? Hey,

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Speaker 1: y'all might know him as Devin. He said he worked

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Speaker 1: with you. Um, yeah, and he gave you my number.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's my cousin. I call him Fatal. Hey, but anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he gave me your number, says y'all was hiring, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I hear you. Um, look, people aren't applying over

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Speaker 1: the phone, so just you know, go to our webpage,

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Speaker 1: go to our homepage. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey,

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Speaker 1: look hey look we both businessmen, right, and we know

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Speaker 1: it's all connections. It's all about who you know. I

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Speaker 1: know that mother Devin, and he said call you because

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Speaker 1: y'all hiring. So I like, I figured I'll go. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hear you, but Devin isn't supposed to be giving

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Speaker 1: out my number. I'll talk to Devin, and when you

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Speaker 1: submit it through the website, you keep just make a note.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, hey, hey, hey, if y'all want me

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Speaker 1: to be boring, but I like to cut throughout the bulls,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like we could just talk

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, Look, first of all, if you're applying

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Speaker 1: for a job, you don't call somebody and drop curses

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Speaker 1: and all that. So you know you want to start

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Speaker 1: over cursive well by hey, but I just confused because

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Speaker 1: I thought y'all said drop cursive by and even writing

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Speaker 1: stuff like we're talking, we have a conversation, and I

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Speaker 1: mean not cursive cursing, like you're cursing at me, like

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Speaker 1: the potentially going to be your boss, and you're cursing.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that, you know what. Hey, that's my

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Speaker 1: professional now, Hey, that's my bad. That's my bad. There

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Speaker 1: you go again. We wasn't what Listen, if you're interested,

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Speaker 1: go to the website and apply to you'rre Devin's cousin.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. Hey it sounds like you busy, right, but

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Speaker 1: I'm busy too. I am busy. Y'all don't want to

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Speaker 1: pass this up. I'm gonna tell you right now, y'all

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Speaker 1: don't want to pass this up. Okay, that's that's great.

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Speaker 1: I will make a mental note of that. Now, please

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Speaker 1: apply through the website. You're about to miss the bus,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, y'all gonna be stranded just

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Speaker 1: staying there with your sack lunch. Like now you've been

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Speaker 1: able to go to school because y'all miss the bus.

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Speaker 1: Feel me? Okay, okay, listen, what's your name again? Poop? You?

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Speaker 1: What is your name? Yeah? Poop, poo, poop p double okay, poop?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you ever like a full name? That's the name

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Speaker 1: your mama gave you. Now, my mom calls me Clarence,

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Speaker 1: but y'all could call me poop. That's my nickname. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that's not the name that goes on tax for him.

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Speaker 1: So how about like your real name? And that's funny

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Speaker 1: because I just don't pay I ain't pay taxes in

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Speaker 1: a minute, you know what I mean? Right? Okay, but

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna work here, you have to pay taxes. Right.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you see how about this, pook? Why don't

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Speaker 1: you tell me why we should be hiring you? Why

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Speaker 1: I'm about to miss the bus? What makes you good

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Speaker 1: at this job? Tell me about your experience? Pop? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm a progeny man, Like I'm real prodigenic. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's not a real word, but not

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Speaker 1: a real word, but its hey, prodigenics means like real

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Speaker 1: good is you know? Like that's me? Okay, it doesn't,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't actually, it actually doesn't. See dictionary. I don't

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Speaker 1: want any language. I just want me to prove it.

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Speaker 1: So why didn't let's let's schools your language? Why are

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Speaker 1: you real good at and stuff? All? Right? Like you

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Speaker 1: advertising executive? Right? Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm trying to be.

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Speaker 1: Check this out. Maybe you heard this one before. I'm

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Speaker 1: loving it. Yeah, McDonald's, uh no, that's what you think

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Speaker 1: I thought of that? Oh really yeah, Well if you

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Speaker 1: thought of that, then you know where are you working

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Speaker 1: right now? I mean obviously working right now. It's a

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Speaker 1: great slogan and the person who thought of it should

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Speaker 1: be making lots of money and working, you know, one

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Speaker 1: of the high end. And that's because are you hey,

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Speaker 1: them stole from me. I was out, like, check it out.

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Speaker 1: I was out with my girls tankard right, she dropped

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Speaker 1: some she went to go blin it over. I looked

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Speaker 1: at that booty, and I was like, I love in it.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw it the next day, like on TV.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sure that you know, you look at your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend booty, and you came up with McDonald's slogan, and

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that some ad agent, somebody in the Dad

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Speaker 1: agency was sitting there right behind you and was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we should do this. And then I'm sure I'm positive

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Speaker 1: that by the next day that had that on TV

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Speaker 1: because because that's how it worked, That's how what happens.

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Speaker 1: You executive, you know that that's exactly how it works.

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Speaker 1: We put around McDonald's and Starbucks in all those places,

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Speaker 1: and we listened to what people say and then we

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Speaker 1: put on saying, hey, that's bad ideas. Hey, people still

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Speaker 1: good ideas all the time, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: Like good ideas like cars, Man, you just gotta steal them.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you feel cars not currently But like if I

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Speaker 1: saw a good car and like the keys were in it,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you take it. Hey, I'm just saying, Hey,

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Speaker 1: if y'all don't give me a job, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: stealing in your car, you know what I mean. I

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Speaker 1: bet you got a nice one too, because y'all like

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Speaker 1: executive Dupin, I think it's poop. Hey, it's poop. Come on,

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Speaker 1: pook is this is its jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: your co worker Devin set you up. You mean yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my homeboy fatal. He said, you guys are hiring for

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Speaker 1: a new position, and you have to talk to a

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Speaker 1: lot of terrible applicants. I think I might rather to

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Speaker 1: hire Pooper with some of the people that i've every

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Speaker 1: morning with movingnirty two points