Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, let's see. Let me
Speaker 1: put my phone on do not disturb, because this next
Speaker 1: hour is going to be disturbing.
Speaker 2: I would just like this flag for the people that
Speaker 2: are just listening to the show and don't watch this
Speaker 2: on YouTube or see clips on our I g I
Speaker 2: forgot what this episode was about. I forgot that there's
Speaker 2: going to be a whole storyline about my brestoses and
Speaker 2: that has not aged well and is slightly problematic. And
Speaker 2: so today I am wearing a turtleneck turtle neck.
Speaker 3: Yes, because turtlenecks cover your brass.
Speaker 2: Everything everything.
Speaker 4: I was just like, you know what, this is what
Speaker 4: I'm wearing for this episode, turtile neck, since there is
Speaker 4: going to be many conversations about this part of my body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot it was that aggressive.
Speaker 2: It's agressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, damn, let's just straight up like, hey,
Speaker 5: take them out and let me say by can you?
Speaker 2: But anyway, we'll get there. We'll get there, you guys.
Speaker 2: By the fact that on the rewatch, I got blindsided
Speaker 2: by it and then I didn't remember how bad it got,
Speaker 2: and then I was sitting there, I'm like, how, yeah,
Speaker 2: how but it's almost like the beginning of this episode
Speaker 2: where Nick kind of explains all of the nicknames he
Speaker 2: has for the women he's hooking up with, and he goes,
Speaker 2: if I put the oops on myself, it's about me
Speaker 2: and my faults, is not her. And that's basically though,
Speaker 2: how they got away with the breast reduction storyline. They
Speaker 2: made it about Schmidt being an idiot with severe issues,
Speaker 2: and that takes the heat off of the CC part
Speaker 2: of it. It's still a little problematic, anyway, let's get
Speaker 2: into it. Run it down, okay.
Speaker 5: In this episode, Nick fakes being gay and creates a
Speaker 5: new alter ego, Gay Nick, in an attempt to make
Speaker 5: Jess's new boyfriend Ian feel less awkward about their past. Meanwhile,
Speaker 5: Schmidt absolutely loses it when CC mention she might get
Speaker 5: a breast reduction, prompting him to do everything in his
Speaker 5: power to save his two best friends, Harold and Kumar. Elsewhere,
Speaker 5: Coach tries to get Winston and stopped playing his long
Speaker 5: game with their sexy neighbors Michelle and viv Who'll be
Speaker 5: right back.
Speaker 3: And this episode was directed by Ruh Awsome, who was
Speaker 3: our DP. It it was our DP. That's right, our director
Speaker 3: of photography.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we got a chance to direct it, which
Speaker 2: of course makes it a great episode because he knows
Speaker 2: the show inside out. He helps all the directors with
Speaker 2: you know, how they're gonna frame it, how they're gonna
Speaker 2: shoot it. Like he's kind of like the whisperer. So
Speaker 2: the fact that here was no middleman per se, like
Speaker 2: he just got to do it himself. That's quite cool.
Speaker 2: And he had one of the greatest writers that was
Speaker 2: ever on New Girl, Berkeley Johnson wrote it, this is,
Speaker 2: of course episode four seven a gold mine.
Speaker 5: When I tell you, Russ, when I directed, like, for
Speaker 5: all the directors out there, aspiring directors, make your DP,
Speaker 5: your cinematographer, your best friend. M m. They help you
Speaker 5: with everything, They correct your mistakes, make you look good.
Speaker 5: Russ was like every step of the way. He would
Speaker 5: look at my shot list and go, Nope, nope, try this,
Speaker 5: try this, Okay, yep, yep.
Speaker 3: So he's great, he's great, Okay, let's just dive in
Speaker 3: a ship.
Speaker 2: I will say this. I just want to say that
Speaker 2: about Russ. Another thing what was so cool about Liz
Speaker 2: is that she had a lot of friends that were
Speaker 2: super talented writers that were also thinking of directing, and
Speaker 2: she gave quite a few of them opportunities to come
Speaker 2: and direct on our show, because it's hard to get
Speaker 2: on a show. How do you direct for the first time,
Speaker 2: something big? And so she gave that opportunity to them
Speaker 2: and then set them up for full success because she
Speaker 2: had Russ there to sit there and support them, and
Speaker 2: so the episode came out really great. And then a
Speaker 2: lot of them have gone on to be really great directors,
Speaker 2: but they needed to get their foot in the door
Speaker 2: and then prove themselves. And New Girl was a great
Speaker 2: show to do it on because it just had that
Speaker 2: reputation of precing great TV. And so she really did,
Speaker 2: you know, use her platform to help a lot of
Speaker 2: female directors kind of launch their careers, which is very
Speaker 2: cool she did.
Speaker 5: She's the best. She still is the best, even though
Speaker 5: she doesn't return my phone calls.
Speaker 2: That was said at their wedding. Remember at their wedding
Speaker 2: when she married Ali, they gave out Alex's phone number
Speaker 2: because Liz is so notorious for not responding to text
Speaker 2: or phone calls. You gotta you gotta, you gotta contact
Speaker 2: the husband.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's Hollywood with me too.
Speaker 5: They both they're in New York now a New York life,
Speaker 5: I know, but geez.
Speaker 3: That's stupid.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, this episode is crazy funny. I also
Speaker 2: forgot about all the weird stuff that happens. And the boys,
Speaker 2: by the way, do give really really good advice to her.
Speaker 2: You can't tell somebody that you're trying to bring home
Speaker 2: to have some fun with that you live with your ex.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I think you can, and it takes a
Speaker 5: mature person on the other ends except that, but in
Speaker 5: the beginning, that's like asking a lot of a person
Speaker 5: to trust that your situation is cool. In the beginning,
Speaker 5: it should be fine still, because it's like I don't
Speaker 5: owe you anything, like I I just met you were
Speaker 5: going on a date. I live in my boyfriend, or
Speaker 5: I live with my girlfriend like or ex ex boyfriend
Speaker 5: or ex girlfriend. It's so close to the beginning that
Speaker 5: it should be okay and now, and then over time,
Speaker 5: the closer you get, the more you get to know
Speaker 5: that person that they live with, the more you could
Speaker 5: possibly be okay with it.
Speaker 3: But then at some point it's going to have to change.
Speaker 2: I think it's weird from the get go because in
Speaker 2: the get go, when you start dating somebody. You know,
Speaker 2: it's it's that point where like the slightest thing, you're like,
Speaker 2: I'm out the juice salad weird, I'm out, and it's
Speaker 2: like we're going to go back and we're you know,
Speaker 2: first of all, if you just say I have roommates,
Speaker 2: it's already like okay, so I guess this is going
Speaker 2: to be a very quiet situation. And then to go
Speaker 2: like and one of them I was sleeping with last
Speaker 2: week and it was very serious, big emotional, you know,
Speaker 2: relationship with them, and I said I love you and
Speaker 2: we loved each other.
Speaker 3: And it's really.
Speaker 2: You go, you got to use it like Nick uses it,
Speaker 2: which is it's time to leave.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're if you're an individual who truly believes
Speaker 5: they're playing effish in the sea, then sure you don't
Speaker 5: have a problem, Like you don't have a problem with
Speaker 5: tractingy you know that your partners out there, then yeah,
Speaker 5: you could be like I don't need this, may go,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go find it. I'm gonna go find Oprah.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Should be that easy, right, there's no problem. Ops um
Speaker 2: available Oprah.
Speaker 3: I feel like Oprah.
Speaker 5: I feel like Oprah outside and I feel like Opra
Speaker 5: just but we don't know this about Oprah, But I
Speaker 5: feel like Oprah just be out here getting it in,
Speaker 5: just on the low and don't tell you.
Speaker 2: Oh. I just hit my like that was so. My
Speaker 2: computer just started as a seizure at the thought of
Speaker 2: you saying anything unkind or weird about Oprah. My my,
Speaker 2: my computer just started to like shake.
Speaker 6: Oprah.
Speaker 5: I believe Oprah is listening. I love Oprah so much,
Speaker 5: Oprah Beyonce. I believe they are all listening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wouldn't that be go hey Oprah? Maybe Okay, So,
Speaker 2: so this is happening that she's trying to go and
Speaker 2: get this guy. How does she say it? How does
Speaker 2: she do it? Is she going to be emotionally mature
Speaker 2: and just tell the truth to this guy? Nick is like,
Speaker 2: do not make up a lie. They offer a bunch
Speaker 2: of suggestions, which I think are great. Meanwhile, Winston is
Speaker 2: playing a risky game with the neighbors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I forgot about.
Speaker 5: I forgot about Honestly, I thought they were just in
Speaker 5: one episode and I forgot that.
Speaker 3: It's like they live there.
Speaker 5: Now, and I just remember, like as I was rewatching this,
Speaker 5: going oh, it's just where Winston's acting like a little bitch.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like playing a long game. And the
Speaker 5: way they would write it and set me up and
Speaker 5: make me look.
Speaker 3: Like such a simp, it's such a cock. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you know what, though.
Speaker 2: It's not the worst strategy, right, I mean, just sit
Speaker 2: there and go like, I'm going to just sit here
Speaker 2: and be the hero every day for these women. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be the hero. I'm here all day. I'm also
Speaker 2: here all day so that any dude comes in kind
Speaker 2: of like the situation across the hall, they're gonna be like,
Speaker 2: who's this, like, good looking guy hanging out here doing
Speaker 2: all this stuff with you? And so then that guy
Speaker 2: might go. And so it's not a terrible strategy that
Speaker 2: Winston has, except where it's like he's not creating moments
Speaker 2: of opportunity to change the nature of the relationship, which.
Speaker 3: Is a bit of an issue. Right And we see
Speaker 3: obviously at the end we'll get there. But hell, it
Speaker 3: was weird.
Speaker 2: It was sad and weird, very.
Speaker 3: Very sad, very very sad.
Speaker 2: Okay, then here here is the moment we're going to
Speaker 2: kick off this storyline.
Speaker 5: Good god, Okay, go ahead, it's so weird.
Speaker 2: It's so weird. So CEC is looking through Jess's bras Hmm,
Speaker 2: what an intro to the storyline.
Speaker 3: We've all done.
Speaker 2: It just stuck through.
Speaker 5: When I met my boy's house. You know, when I
Speaker 5: met my boy's house, I'm always going through their underwear drawer.
Speaker 5: It's like, let's see what we got here?
Speaker 3: What we got? Can I rock this? Can I rock that?
Speaker 2: Just normal? Just normal? Can I just ridle through your
Speaker 2: panty drawer?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Big to you, we're friends. The fact that Jess is
Speaker 2: just like kay, like, nothing's going to pitch you. I
Speaker 2: don't know what you're doing. I remember, though, reading this
Speaker 2: script and I was like, how weird is this going
Speaker 2: to be? And I was actually very concerned because it
Speaker 2: does say that she shows them, and I'm like, how
Speaker 2: are we pulling this off? Like I feel so uncomfortable
Speaker 2: about it. But they did it in a way that
Speaker 2: was fine and funny and made sense. But so here's
Speaker 2: the thing I will say. I will say is that
Speaker 2: I remember being whatever, fifteen, sixteen and telling my mom
Speaker 2: I wanted a breast.
Speaker 5: Reduction when you were fifteen and yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh boy, Yeah, I remember telling my mom that,
Speaker 2: and she she I mean, she basically had the reaction
Speaker 2: that Schmid had.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, did she did? She did?
Speaker 5: She was she con fifteen or sixteen? Did she question you,
Speaker 5: you know, on whether or not you knew what you
Speaker 5: were talking about or what that entailed.
Speaker 2: She knew what I was talking about, and she was
Speaker 2: wise enough to know that it was really just societal pressure.
Speaker 2: And I know that sounds strange, but every single magazine,
Speaker 2: different magazines than a fifteen year old boys are looking at,
Speaker 2: but every magazine that was geared towards girls, the girls
Speaker 2: were just like super rail thin and they had just
Speaker 2: like T shirts that would just kind of like hang
Speaker 2: effortlessly or you know, it was just different. And I
Speaker 2: was just I looked like a grown woman and it
Speaker 2: was just weird. And I just thought, like, I just
Speaker 2: want to this is a focal point. I would like
Speaker 2: it just to be not quote unquote normal and feel normal.
Speaker 2: And so my mom was like, why don't we wait,
Speaker 2: Why don't you wait, and we'll talk about this in
Speaker 2: like ten years from now, and she's and it was
Speaker 2: just and then she said something that was crazy, which
Speaker 2: she knows that I'm just going to share today, which
Speaker 2: is crazy, because she was just like, let's just see
Speaker 2: when we get the first complaint about them, shall we,
Speaker 2: As in, you're feeling all this body pressure from women
Speaker 2: and from what the standard of women is supposed to
Speaker 2: be and how they're supposed to look, and how thin
Speaker 2: and how small all your body parts are supposed to be.
Speaker 2: And she was just like, you haven't started dating and
Speaker 2: going out in the world, but you're also going to
Speaker 2: see there's a lot of love for your body, which
Speaker 2: hopefully then will make you realize you've got a great body.
Speaker 2: So just like, wait, you're getting information from the world
Speaker 2: that's forming things in your brain about what to love
Speaker 2: and not to love about your body. Just wait, there'll
Speaker 2: be more information coming.
Speaker 5: Wow, you knew a lot of information at fifteen sixteen
Speaker 5: because you were a bartender.
Speaker 2: I was working at a bar at fifty years oulds,
Speaker 2: I was. But those guys are all like my brothers. Man.
Speaker 2: They kept be so safe in that bar. It was
Speaker 2: good to work at that bar anyway. All that to say,
Speaker 2: it was funny to sit there and hear this thing
Speaker 2: about I want a breast reduction, because it brought me
Speaker 2: back to like a real conversation I had and then
Speaker 2: someone who loved me who basically was like, let's just
Speaker 2: take a beat before you do some major surgery. Let's
Speaker 2: get more information from life and from the world, and
Speaker 2: you could figure this out for yourself. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about getting a reduction too, but we
Speaker 5: ain't got to talk about that.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Wait till next week when we talk about the Ruler
Speaker 2: episode that are lying.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I.
Speaker 2: Said that's a good line the next episode. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, So then Schmidt hears down the hall, CEC
Speaker 2: talking about the breast reduction surgery comes. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: the funniest As they stand, Jess and CC stand and
Speaker 2: just hear the footsteps getting louder and racing, like break
Speaker 2: next week and she opens it or she's like, wonder
Speaker 2: who this could be? He comes busting in screaming No.
Speaker 5: It was so funny because you you are basically whispering
Speaker 5: this to Jesse in this room and you just hear
Speaker 5: him screaming on the outside and flying.
Speaker 2: Down the head means the room's got to be bugged.
Speaker 2: Every time CC comes over, he just like sits there
Speaker 2: and like listens to like the bug in the room.
Speaker 3: No one, it's Ceci. He just listen.
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, hyper aware.
Speaker 5: And I love the fact that even with that stalker
Speaker 5: like behavior, Cec still loves him.
Speaker 2: You know what. It's weird though, you know, you just
Speaker 2: like have that weird friend and you just know, like
Speaker 2: they're weird isms and everything. You're just like they're harmless,
Speaker 2: so you don't get offended by them when you love
Speaker 2: someone and knows somebody that deeply versus a stranger, Like
Speaker 2: if Nick had said it, Cec would be like, I'm
Speaker 2: hing the cops immediately. Yeah right, And so there's a
Speaker 2: difference in your relationships and how you know people and
Speaker 2: accept their weirdness. And I think that that's the sweet
Speaker 2: dynamic of like Schmidt and CC.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Then Schmid goes to the bar, he goes through his
Speaker 2: like you know, weird phases of anger, depression, denial, acceptance,
Speaker 2: being a crazy person. And then we're back with winning coach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, Winston is telling coach that he doesn't
Speaker 5: want to stray from his long game, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean, he still got some things worked out. Coaches
Speaker 5: letting him know basically that having sex is not about
Speaker 5: planning ahead.
Speaker 3: Man, you just gotta you just gotta seize the opportunity.
Speaker 5: And then uh, Coach pitches a crying Schmidt on hanging
Speaker 5: out with four new boobs. It's so funny how we're like,
Speaker 5: how we're personifying breasts just to make just to make
Speaker 5: we're personifying breasts. And we do it again later on
Speaker 5: in this episode when when he's comparing Coach in Winston
Speaker 5: and there's a lot of confusion, but it's so funny
Speaker 5: in order to make this stuff okay that we have
Speaker 5: to keep it personified. We have to like, instead of
Speaker 5: just straight up saying it, we're like call him Harold
Speaker 5: and Kumar, you know. He's like, hey, can I introduce
Speaker 5: you to four new you know, because on.
Speaker 3: Two different women women.
Speaker 2: Which is also what's that as a response, those things
Speaker 2: kill me? Is there a four women out there that
Speaker 2: we don't know about?
Speaker 5: You're going to Yeah, you have been West Virginia.
Speaker 3: I got some things over.
Speaker 2: There, the boobs up here, the under boobs under here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some total recall stuff.
Speaker 2: All. So Jess is now trying to like get up
Speaker 2: the courage. She's going to handle this in immature way, right,
Speaker 2: So she's like we're going to take you back to
Speaker 2: my place. It's a cute little moment. Then she has
Speaker 2: to say she lives with her accent. She has to
Speaker 2: tell him that it was serious and that they didn't
Speaker 2: say I love you, and he's like, I'm out. You know,
Speaker 2: I've been on a bunch of weird dates. I don't
Speaker 2: want another weird experience in my life. I'm like max
Speaker 2: out on the weirdness. And then she starts to take
Speaker 2: on the guy's script from the beginning, where she's like,
Speaker 2: there's nothing no worry about.
Speaker 3: He's gay.
Speaker 7: He's gay, and it's maybe again it's like the weird
Speaker 7: thing of the Schmidt and CC like her accepting his
Speaker 7: absolutely inappropriate weirdness that you see that there's like true
Speaker 7: chemistry there.
Speaker 2: The level that Nick tries to go, even though he's
Speaker 2: so bad at it, the level that he tries to
Speaker 2: go to support her hook up is nothing but love,
Speaker 2: which is what the guy calls out at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this man's in love with you that he would even
Speaker 2: try when he's clearly terrible and what does he have?
Speaker 2: Terrible a lying but I'm great at make believe. He's
Speaker 2: also terrible at make believe.
Speaker 3: Oh, god.
Speaker 5: Anyway, So just tells Nick a lot about his backstory.
Speaker 5: He tells her he's not to put him in a box.
Speaker 5: Don't put him in a box because gay men hate that.
Speaker 5: So funny. We're gonna get back into uh Nick being
Speaker 5: gay or four gay. Uh we come back for gay,
Speaker 5: he's for gazy when we come back and we are
Speaker 5: back podcast, We're back to the Messervione podcast with Simon
Speaker 5: and and Morris.
Speaker 6: So, if you were trapped on an island and you
Speaker 6: could only bring three LPs with you, which records would
Speaker 6: you like to listen to? Emmy Award winner.
Speaker 3: And Morris LPs the.
Speaker 5: Record there's only room for one. But Benson Boone is
Speaker 5: my favorite artist, Oh my god. Yeah, which I saw
Speaker 5: him perform last night again and that's the first time
Speaker 5: seeing perform.
Speaker 3: I went to event. But he's he's a buddy of mine.
Speaker 2: Ben Jon Boom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, randomly me and Jake.
Speaker 5: I don't want to say buddy, I say acquaintance, but
Speaker 5: we're becoming buddies.
Speaker 3: Probably not, but.
Speaker 5: Anyway, a manifest moment. He's such a great he's such
Speaker 5: a great performer.
Speaker 2: Is American idol. Someone just told me that the other day.
Speaker 2: He came up of American Idol and they did a
Speaker 2: full like Harry Styles glow up on him, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: He was like it was we were in a basketball
Speaker 3: game and Jake.
Speaker 5: It was me and Jake at the Lakers game and
Speaker 5: Benson was sitting right in front of us, and Jake like.
Speaker 3: A little bitch was freaking out. It was like, that's
Speaker 3: Benson Boone.
Speaker 2: That's Benson Benson Boone, Yeah, and knows who it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And when he turned around, Benson Boone was and
Speaker 5: turns out Benson Boone's a big New Girl fan, big yeah.
Speaker 5: And was like, oh my god. He asked us for
Speaker 5: a photo.
Speaker 3: No he did not, Yeah, he asked us for a
Speaker 3: fire were taking.
Speaker 5: We started following each other on social media, and yesterday
Speaker 5: him and I were dming that I was coming to
Speaker 5: the show and uh yeah, he was just like met
Speaker 5: up after the show, hung out, hung out at the
Speaker 5: event and yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like this.
Speaker 5: And what's what's so cool about it was that that
Speaker 5: day I was playing a song that he had just
Speaker 5: released and I was like, my god, this song is great.
Speaker 5: This man is on fire, Like this is this new
Speaker 5: song is going to be on some Adele ballad shit
Speaker 5: song about his mother, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: this is great. And then he performed it that same day,
Speaker 5: like later that same night. I was like, my god,
Speaker 5: what is my life?
Speaker 3: Man? What is mom?
Speaker 6: Benson Boom performed like your new favorite song?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Such a cool and you guys are like in each
Speaker 2: other's d ms. Benson, come on the podcast, come here.
Speaker 2: You love New Girl so much? I challenge you. Come here.
Speaker 2: We'll do a New Girl quiz for Benson. Let's see
Speaker 2: how many you get right and if you win, you sang.
Speaker 2: If you lose, you sing?
Speaker 5: I posted, I posted it was it a Rick glassman.
Speaker 5: I posted a video of him performing here today.
Speaker 3: Rick was like, how many backlips did you do?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I saw he was wild.
Speaker 3: The dude is insane. Man.
Speaker 2: I feel like Benson Boone would be able to channel
Speaker 2: a better gay Nick than Gay Nick did.
Speaker 5: Will Benson be showing his titties a lot? Can I
Speaker 5: say that he always got his shirt?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We're about to have a whole scene talking about mine,
Speaker 2: so I guess we could talk about Benson's.
Speaker 3: He's always showing off? Is Harold and Kumar his Harold Harold.
Speaker 2: I feel like Benson's a real new girlfriend. He will
Speaker 2: not mind this. Benson, we love you. Please come on
Speaker 2: our show. Okay, so well back, and this is the part,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this part. Okay. I was by myself
Speaker 2: during the rewatch and I cackled it away where I
Speaker 2: was like, someone's going to call the police because there's
Speaker 2: no way she's alone. When when when Max picks up
Speaker 2: the little Clementine oranges mm hmm and the girls just
Speaker 2: over here. Then Damon tries to pivot about what he
Speaker 2: was talking about, which Schmidt doesn't hear, and then the
Speaker 2: girls think it's about you and Damon.
Speaker 3: Yes, And then the most off.
Speaker 2: Sides thing that I feel like that Max Greenfield has
Speaker 2: had to say on this show in the longest time,
Speaker 2: about you too, which is about the oranges, which is
Speaker 2: about the breasts. It's so complicated. And then the scene
Speaker 2: ends with you two.
Speaker 3: Bouncing bouncing.
Speaker 2: I swear I nearly passed away.
Speaker 5: Bounce bounce.
Speaker 3: I mean him comparing them by color.
Speaker 5: He's like one it's like if you you didn't pay attention,
Speaker 5: but one slightly browner than the other.
Speaker 2: And the Dario's face right because she's just like her
Speaker 2: jaw is literally on the ground because I'm sure even
Speaker 2: look because as an actress you still have to choose
Speaker 2: your reactions and play as if he's talking about these
Speaker 2: two men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, it is crazy.
Speaker 2: Then how you choose your reactions because you feel so
Speaker 2: humanly uncomfortable with what is actually happening.
Speaker 5: Oh god, oh my gosh. But yeah, this is right,
Speaker 5: and this is the right, this is right at that
Speaker 5: moment where they get kicked out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did skip over some of the funniest stuff
Speaker 2: in the entire world, which is that Coach and Winston
Speaker 2: come up with the thing that they're leaving for forty
Speaker 2: four weeks to sell socks, absolutely, and that Sid's entry
Speaker 2: line is I just cried on my penis while I
Speaker 2: was peeing. Also one of my favorites, So that is
Speaker 2: going to go into like my top ten all time
Speaker 2: favorite scenes.
Speaker 5: I could tell you that that as a man, I
Speaker 5: could tell you that happens more often than you.
Speaker 2: You cry on your penis.
Speaker 5: Well, people don't well because sometimes it's just there and
Speaker 5: it's in the way, and you don't know where your
Speaker 5: tears are going to go because some people are projectile criers,
Speaker 5: and you don't know you don't know where where it's
Speaker 5: gonna like, you know, cascades down, it rolls, it rips,
Speaker 5: it bounces.
Speaker 3: Sometimes.
Speaker 2: I feel like, if you're crying while you're peeing, maybe
Speaker 2: just sit down. Maybe just do a sit down pee.
Speaker 5: If you're just you, who says you gotta who says
Speaker 5: you gotta be peeing while you're crying on your penis,
Speaker 5: you could be You could be on a nude nature
Speaker 5: jog and you can see a beautiful, beautiful sunset, or
Speaker 5: a beautiful flower or a hummingbird.
Speaker 2: Can someone animate Winston on a nude nature jog crying
Speaker 2: on to his own penis?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: Why is my brain work like that? When you say something,
Speaker 2: I see it, and I don't.
Speaker 3: Want an animation form.
Speaker 5: You're gonna see it, and you're gonna see this often
Speaker 5: in an animation form. Somebody out there will make this.
Speaker 5: Somebody with good AI, dude.
Speaker 2: That's where he was crying. Well, okay, So then Max
Speaker 2: gets back from his nude nature jog, Chris on this penis.
Speaker 2: Everything goes left with the forty four weeks in the
Speaker 2: socks and the bouncing, and so the girls wisely kick
Speaker 2: these men out of the apartment.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think that's important. I think that's very much
Speaker 5: so appropriate.
Speaker 2: And everything then goes sideways for everybody because the next
Speaker 2: morning just wakes up next to Ian and then classic
Speaker 2: Nick Miller cannot be a good wingman to the end,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 5: You know, but to be fair, Okay, So what happens is,
Speaker 5: you know, he knocks on the door and he lets
Speaker 5: her know that he's screwed up because he's hooked up
Speaker 5: with a.
Speaker 3: Woman and she's there. Yeah. But to me, I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is an easy, the fixed, fixable problem.
Speaker 5: But again, we're in TV world. There's no issue there.
Speaker 5: He was in his own private room with a woman.
Speaker 5: Ever put her clothes on and stay.
Speaker 3: In the room or go home.
Speaker 2: But the problem is, I think was what he has
Speaker 2: learned is this woman won't leave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we figured that out later.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he's kind of clocked that. You know,
Speaker 2: it seems like he had a great way of getting
Speaker 2: all these women out quickly and this woman is like not.
Speaker 2: And so he's like, I've messed up.
Speaker 5: Or you know what I like to do, you know,
Speaker 5: I like to do what to get people to leave, Hey,
Speaker 5: let's go get a coffee or you know.
Speaker 2: What, stay with her, just stay in the room round two.
Speaker 3: Well, because no, you can't keep doing round too.
Speaker 2: Because like breakfast, I don't care that much.
Speaker 3: Got refuel, refuel, retool.
Speaker 2: And stay in the room.
Speaker 3: But what does she gotta go drop a deuce?
Speaker 2: This is why he's like he So he comes out
Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm just gonna be transferred. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know why this would feel shocking, Like why
Speaker 2: can't he just be by Why can't he be like
Speaker 2: obviously he was with Jess and now he's dating men.
Speaker 2: Can't he just be like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 5: Just because no, because that's even that's even that's even
Speaker 5: worse for his case now because on the table, yeah,
Speaker 5: he's like now it's like, oh, I I don't I
Speaker 5: didn't turn myself off from women, like I still date women.
Speaker 3: He's like, wait, what so you so now now? Now
Speaker 3: now he does.
Speaker 5: Ian doesn't know whether or not if if that's the case,
Speaker 5: Ian doesn't know whether or not he's you know, fully
Speaker 5: engaged with men, because he could just today and it's.
Speaker 2: True, he did present it like gay Nick. He didn't
Speaker 2: say why Nick, or you know, curious or fluid Nick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, Okay, So my idea that it wouldn't work gay,
Speaker 2: but Bryan, okay, okay. So then just is like, you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm gonna take care of it because I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna go full crazy X on her and trust me,
Speaker 2: she's gonna run screaming. And she goes in, but the
Speaker 2: girl kind of out crazies her, and it's just like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't care. Like the last guy I dated was
Speaker 2: eighty years old and I just prayed he did die
Speaker 2: every day. So I like, good with whatever this situation is,
Speaker 2: which is amazing.
Speaker 3: We've all been there.
Speaker 5: Eighty year old woman and I had the same thoughts,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Just stick around for a while,
Speaker 5: just stay here.
Speaker 2: I love you, all right. So Coach tries to have
Speaker 2: Winnie's back because he's like tired of watching these women
Speaker 2: manipulate his friend Winston, and he's kind of right, so
Speaker 2: he goes in. He apologizes for trying to manipulate them
Speaker 2: and then says, but also, you're not off the hook,
Speaker 2: because y'all I've been doing the same kind of thing
Speaker 2: to Winnie.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 5: You know you've manipulating him for months, thinking that you know,
Speaker 5: using your sex to get him to do stuff, and
Speaker 5: they say that they haven't been using sex to get
Speaker 5: Winston at Doucet, and Winston is a little bit, uh,
Speaker 5: he's little, he's a little you know, hurt by that.
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, you haven't. That's what I thought you
Speaker 5: guys were doing. I thought I was about to get
Speaker 5: in there. And then they rock paper scissors.
Speaker 2: Well, coaches like, listen, he's done. He's not going to
Speaker 2: help you anymore. And they still need to like their
Speaker 2: floors done and their shelf done. And then yeah, this choice.
Speaker 5: This, you know, I don't know how I feel about
Speaker 5: this moment, you know, just because we're in the future
Speaker 5: and there's different things to think about. But I'm like,
Speaker 5: did he just say I'll fix your floors for some squish?
Speaker 3: Like basically that's happening.
Speaker 5: Basically, it's like they can't before they live They live
Speaker 5: in a very expensive.
Speaker 2: Apartment, very expensive apartment, and.
Speaker 5: You need to tell me, like, their apartment is exactly
Speaker 5: the same as our apartment. Ye, and we have a
Speaker 5: lot of people living in there, pain right, and it's
Speaker 5: just them too, So they clearly have the money, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, to just have someone you know,
Speaker 5: first of all, why are you redoing a floor is
Speaker 5: in a rental.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of all right, But but hanging sheels.
Speaker 5: I just thought that was I just thought that was
Speaker 5: a really interesting orichal, the idea that they would.
Speaker 3: Go, okay, well I'll I'll sleep.
Speaker 5: With you the way she was like it's me.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, what. But then they
Speaker 2: do a turn, which is nice just for everybody's dignity,
Speaker 2: just like, I'm kind of into it. All right, let's
Speaker 2: make it cute, let's go have some fun. And when
Speaker 2: he's like.
Speaker 3: Good, bring a pencil on a hard head, she.
Speaker 2: Runs down the hall. Feels slightly problematic to sit there
Speaker 2: and like blackmail the women, and the women are kind
Speaker 2: of like doing their own version of blackmail. It feels
Speaker 2: very strange.
Speaker 3: Well, then it's mutual at that point, you know it's
Speaker 3: both parties.
Speaker 5: If both parties are agreeing that we're manipulating each other
Speaker 5: to get stuff that we want.
Speaker 2: And I just feel weird of sex be transactional, the
Speaker 2: boobs thing. There's a lot of weird stuff that happens
Speaker 2: in this episode, but it truly is the magic of
Speaker 2: new girls sometimes where you love them so much you
Speaker 2: know that their intention is good, because here's what's so
Speaker 2: smart about how they build their characters is that deep
Speaker 2: down you know that Whennie is not just trying to
Speaker 2: get some squish, deep down he wants to be in
Speaker 2: a relationship, he wants to be loved. He's actually trying
Speaker 2: to win like true favor, right, He's trying to sit there,
Speaker 2: play the long game, to be in a relationship and
Speaker 2: to do this thing. And that's what you believe as
Speaker 2: like an audience member, and so you're kind of just like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: maybe this will like she'll see how great when he is,
Speaker 2: and then they'll be together for a while. It's that's
Speaker 2: why it doesn't feel gross. Where on the surface it
Speaker 2: should feel gross.
Speaker 3: Should feel disgusting. It should feel disgusting. You know, if
Speaker 3: that was the case.
Speaker 5: If that was the case, I could tell you I
Speaker 5: would have become a carpenter a long time.
Speaker 2: It's worked out for a lot of people. Car Ian.
Speaker 2: Then this thing that the scene between Ian and Nick Miller,
Speaker 2: and then the end you know it's coming. That's the
Speaker 2: greatest thing, because I had forgotten it and I'm just
Speaker 2: sitting there and being like, they better have Schmidt walk
Speaker 2: in and just be Schmidt and it's going to sit
Speaker 2: there and validate Nick's whole story just by him being Schmidt. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's beautiful because he's totally in the weeds, he's covered
Speaker 2: in sweat. The lies are like unraveling and getting weird,
Speaker 2: and Schmidt saves him.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it was such a funny. It was
Speaker 5: the to me, that's like the perfect that was the
Speaker 5: perfect scene in this episode. Yeah, everything comes to a
Speaker 5: head and it plays out perfectly, and it didn't feel
Speaker 5: like a stretch, didn't feel.
Speaker 2: Like I was safe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was safe.
Speaker 2: It was perfectly written with It's the same as the
Speaker 2: Clementines and the walk away and the comeback, and then
Speaker 2: one's browner than the other, Like they did a perfect
Speaker 2: thing in the writing where everybody's going along with it
Speaker 2: and the audience knows how ridiculous we're talking about different things,
Speaker 2: fully different. Didn't twice in the same.
Speaker 5: Episode exactly back to back. Yeah, Yeah, but I thought
Speaker 5: it was great. I thought that was a very very
Speaker 5: at the end when he's like he's Nick is looking
Speaker 5: at Ian almost as if we almost got him, We
Speaker 5: almost got him.
Speaker 3: Here's the here's the cherry on top.
Speaker 5: Schmidt, kiss me, kiss me, and he does it, and
Speaker 5: obviously Schmidt is like, first of all, Schmid's gay, Like he.
Speaker 3: Schitt loves this. It's like, I can't wait, this has
Speaker 3: been my moment. But he's waiting for it, and he does.
Speaker 5: It, and and it works perfectly because his response to
Speaker 5: him is that your beard is at the perfect I know.
Speaker 2: I felt stubble all things.
Speaker 5: That that conversation would have happened the exact same way
Speaker 5: minus some of Nick's lines, But Schmid would have been
Speaker 5: the exact same way if Ian were not there one
Speaker 5: hundred percent.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Ian became invisible, and somehow Schmidt
Speaker 2: saves Nick until until the crazy Lady will come at
Speaker 2: the end. Okay, so before we get to that, Schmidt
Speaker 2: barges into CC's consultation. Oh boy, this was a scene.
Speaker 2: I was really worried about it, and I remember talking
Speaker 2: a lot to the producers about it because I'm like,
Speaker 2: how are we doing this reveal? Where's the shot? Where's
Speaker 2: this going to look like? And they were just like, literally,
Speaker 2: it's the top of your shoulder and your face. It's
Speaker 2: a reaction and then you are barely not even in frame,
Speaker 2: and it's going to be all of Schmidt just doing
Speaker 2: his a big emotional goodbye and the only thing that
Speaker 2: you're going to hear is him actually talking about how
Speaker 2: much he loves CEC. And I was like, okay, and
Speaker 2: they did. They did a great job of like selling
Speaker 2: this as a super funny story of how CEC. They
Speaker 2: used all the reaction shots of CEC showing that it
Speaker 2: was inappropriate, uncool, not okay, this is crazy, but then
Speaker 2: also realizing that, man, this guy loves it. Could Honestly,
Speaker 2: the way it was kind of shared to me is
Speaker 2: like this could be about her toes, you know, like
Speaker 2: it's any part of her body. He just loves her
Speaker 2: so much, he loves everything about her to change a
Speaker 2: hair on her head, and then they just chose the
Speaker 2: craziest thing, you know. Yeah, it was very weird.
Speaker 3: Shadowt Harold and Kumor.
Speaker 2: We had cal Pen on the show. Yeah, we had
Speaker 2: him on when we.
Speaker 3: Did I know we had I know we had Calpen.
Speaker 3: He was a cat agent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was something like he was when we were
Speaker 2: doing the heist and I feel like we got locked
Speaker 2: away or something like that. He was, Yeah, yeah, something I.
Speaker 3: Want to say. Harold and Kumar, we're both on the show.
Speaker 2: Were they, Joel, Is that true? Did we have both
Speaker 2: Harold and Kumar?
Speaker 3: I could be wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was in jury duty episode of New Girl.
Speaker 2: That happens later we had Harold and Kumar.
Speaker 5: You were right.
Speaker 2: In real life we had John Show and cal Pen.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is correct.
Speaker 2: That's hysterical that we've never even put that together. I
Speaker 2: want you the fans to put that together. Harold and Kumar,
Speaker 2: and then Harold and Kumar were on the show Man
Speaker 2: New Girl. This happened to the show runs long enough.
Speaker 2: Weird things that are definitely not intentional.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah happened.
Speaker 5: I love the I love the It's an interesting moment
Speaker 5: where he's unless you just talked about this, I know
Speaker 5: you hinted on it a little bit, but he's wearing
Speaker 5: the headphones and he's saying it. I think I was like, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was such a funny moment because I can guarantee
Speaker 5: you that Max was actually probably saying things for sure,
Speaker 5: and uh and just.
Speaker 3: But just being a little bit more Schmidt.
Speaker 5: With his with his physicalities, and I can and I
Speaker 5: can also assure you that in the script it said
Speaker 5: it was probably just gestures that he was making to
Speaker 5: make it feel like he was saying stuff, and he
Speaker 5: decided he's actually going to say real things for sure.
Speaker 2: They had a pack of alts for him too, to
Speaker 2: sit there, like just in case, say all these things
Speaker 2: and then like shoot a basketball and two finger guns
Speaker 2: and get weird. Oh yeah, he did play it though beautifully.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing about Max is he's got like
Speaker 2: such an incredible, like dramatic range, and he places it
Speaker 2: perfectly in a comedy show, which sells the heart of
Speaker 2: something because it's so absurd to be that serious about
Speaker 2: something so ridiculous. Oh yeah, but you believe him. He's
Speaker 2: like crying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeahtation.
Speaker 5: Be if I go through, If I go through with
Speaker 5: this reduction, I know, if I know some women that's
Speaker 5: going to knock down the doors of the doctor's office.
Speaker 2: No, give me the leftover bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Plant in my garden. Oh my gosh, how could we
Speaker 2: make this weirder? Okay, So then they're in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: This is the end of the show. They're waiting for
Speaker 2: Winston in the shower, and then they realized that they
Speaker 2: are the weird ass clowns that all of all these
Speaker 2: other these people that they've been dating and sleeping with.
Speaker 2: They go home to their group of friends and talk
Speaker 2: about the weird experience they just had and they realized that,
Speaker 2: oh it's us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're the weird ones.
Speaker 2: We're the weird ones.
Speaker 3: And then Winston walks into the bathroom.
Speaker 5: To yeah, and then to reveal that it's actually Nick's
Speaker 5: one night stand was in the shower, peeing the shower,
Speaker 5: peeing in the shower, which you know we can put up.
Speaker 3: We can put a pole up right now and see
Speaker 3: you know who pee's in the shower? Who doesn't pee
Speaker 3: in the shower. But I'm guilty of it.
Speaker 6: I feel like everybody peas.
Speaker 2: In the shower.
Speaker 5: I think everybody's gonna lie. Yeah, they're gonna lie and
Speaker 5: say they don't for sure. It's going right down anyway.
Speaker 5: You know what's the worst drain.
Speaker 3: What's the worst of your drain is clogged?
Speaker 2: And nobody is yeah know your shower?
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, don't.
Speaker 5: Well, first of all, I just talkd about this. Don't
Speaker 5: peing somebody else's shower, you in your own show.
Speaker 2: It's also weird because the shower is usually like very
Speaker 2: close to a toilet. Yeah, you could just pee and
Speaker 2: then get in the shower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go handle it that way.
Speaker 2: You can do whatever you want in your house in
Speaker 2: your shower. But it is weird to be like, I'm
Speaker 2: in somebody else's yeah spot, and like you, you're showering there.
Speaker 2: You're probably pretty comfortable with that person. So you know
Speaker 2: what's a little pea wash down the drain.
Speaker 3: Famous last word, you know what.
Speaker 2: The famous last words are? Is Schmidt comparing himself to
Speaker 2: being Harold and Kumar's shindler. What wild ending to that
Speaker 2: sea storyline?
Speaker 5: He saved the boobs, he saved her boobs.
Speaker 2: He said, your children will leave rocks and my grapes.
Speaker 2: All right, that is one of the greatest, funniest, weirdest
Speaker 2: should be problematic and somehow not episodes of New Girl
Speaker 2: And when we come back, we going.
Speaker 5: On and we are Hannah, We're back.
Speaker 2: We weren't even gone that long, but it still feels
Speaker 2: good to be back.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, babe, babe, babe.
Speaker 5: Would you have you lived with an X? And can
Speaker 5: people really ever make living with their ex work?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: I know as a no, I have never lived to
Speaker 2: the next. Oh, okay, it was over, it's done. You
Speaker 2: know me, If it's over I go see you later.
Speaker 2: Delete your number. We're done. We're gone. I wish you
Speaker 2: the best. I hope you ever really wonderful life. But
Speaker 2: we don't need to be like friends. Yeah, you have
Speaker 2: a very different situation, probably more mature than mine, and
Speaker 2: but I'm done. So because of that, I have never
Speaker 2: lived with an X. That would be bonkers.
Speaker 5: So you you have you wait, so have you lived
Speaker 5: with someone broke and then broke it up and then
Speaker 5: moved out?
Speaker 2: Was that?
Speaker 3: What was that the case?
Speaker 2: I always had my own place.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you never lived with other than you know,
Speaker 5: other than husband.
Speaker 2: No, I've never lived in a place where they didn't
Speaker 2: give up their spot or I didn't give up their spot.
Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, so I haven't. And I remember a
Speaker 2: boyfriend bought a house for us, Oh, bought a house,
Speaker 2: and I did not give up my apartment because I
Speaker 2: was just like, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I'm grateful.
Speaker 2: I don't know. So we lived together. We always when
Speaker 2: I was with somebody, I always lived with them full time.
Speaker 2: Never touched my apartment when it was over. I was like,
Speaker 2: taking the house was so cool. It was a cool house.
Speaker 2: Do you remember?
Speaker 3: I remember I tried to I tried to buy it.
Speaker 3: I tried to buy it.
Speaker 2: Wow, good thing you did. Yeah, have some weird mojo
Speaker 2: in that house. Oh god, No, because of the people
Speaker 2: that sold it to him. That was a whole crazy story.
Speaker 3: I know. He came up.
Speaker 2: Crazy energy in that story. So, No, you've lived with
Speaker 2: the next I feel like, yes, you probably have like
Speaker 2: three xs living with you now because you're kind and generous,
Speaker 2: you let anybody.
Speaker 5: Stay with you.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I did live with the next though in the past.
Speaker 3: But it was a young situation.
Speaker 5: You know, someone that I dated when I was much younger,
Speaker 5: and we dated kind of long distance, and then she
Speaker 5: moved to California after we had already.
Speaker 3: Been broken up, you know, and we lived together. The question.
Speaker 5: The tricky part about that was that you know, we
Speaker 5: were we were definitely rekindling, sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It was like it was almost like we started dating
Speaker 5: again in a way. But ultimately I moved out, you know,
Speaker 5: got on a new girl and was like I got money, now, dog.
Speaker 3: Help with this rent guy. So I so I moved out.
Speaker 5: And what's funny about it is that for years her
Speaker 5: and then a couple other girls lived in this place,
Speaker 5: and my name was still on the lease, so every
Speaker 5: time I would go over that would act like it
Speaker 5: was my place.
Speaker 2: Mine is mine. Okay, what's the best way to tell
Speaker 2: a friend they shouldn't go through with a cosmetic procedure
Speaker 2: they are contemplating doing. Can I just say something right now?
Speaker 2: Mind your business?
Speaker 5: Oh you're saying that if your friend wants to go through
Speaker 5: a cosmetic procedure, just let them do it.
Speaker 4: What do they want to do?
Speaker 2: Let them do it asking you? If they're asking you
Speaker 2: do you think, then tell your truth. But if someone
Speaker 2: is just like, I'm gonna go get my nose done,
Speaker 2: hund your business?
Speaker 3: Well what if you know you ever see those people
Speaker 3: like thisse the thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm okay with that too, Like go if you
Speaker 5: want to get work done or whatever is your body?
Speaker 3: I I don't care. But it's when people.
Speaker 5: Take it too far that it becomes a concern because
Speaker 5: then it feels like it becomes a mental disorder where
Speaker 5: it's like when people have this dysmorphia of what they
Speaker 5: look like and they go, Okay, I'm gonna they keep
Speaker 5: doing it, and they keep doing it, and before you
Speaker 5: know it, they end up looking like catwoman.
Speaker 2: There's the but if they're asking for help. Are they
Speaker 2: saying like, hey, what do you think should I do it?
Speaker 2: I think that's a different thing to be like lovingly,
Speaker 2: to be like, if you really are asking me, then
Speaker 2: this is what I'll share.
Speaker 5: But that's the question. That's the question. Is the question
Speaker 5: is you know if it's if? The question is how
Speaker 5: do you tell them they shouldn't? So if they are
Speaker 5: asking you, what do you say?
Speaker 2: I say, Okay, tell me what would you say?
Speaker 3: I show them.
Speaker 5: I show them pictures of like botched procedures and go
Speaker 5: this so you could look like this. And they show
Speaker 5: them picture of like, you know, Denzel Washington, and I go,
Speaker 5: or you could look like this, And then it's a
Speaker 5: picture of when Martin got beat up by that boxer
Speaker 5: in the episode of Martin and his face had the
Speaker 5: lumps all over it.
Speaker 3: They look crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a picture of Martin that's going to talk the
Speaker 2: woman out of getting her Well.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a woman. Men get men, get men
Speaker 5: get work done all the time.
Speaker 2: I know they do. Here's what I will tell you.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'll tell you. Here's a flip on that question. Okay,
Speaker 2: because I have never had anything done. Okay, I've never
Speaker 2: done a botox, a filler, a whatever, like nothing. I
Speaker 2: don't even go for like facials. I don't do anything
Speaker 2: at all. Wash my face or makeup, that's what I'll do.
Speaker 2: But I've never done anything.
Speaker 3: Mm.
Speaker 2: And the amount of people who have told me I should.
Speaker 3: Your kids don't count. Your kids don't count.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you no. Grown people have said to me
Speaker 2: they're like, you know that thing right there, you could
Speaker 2: just and it'll be better, or your lips they could
Speaker 2: be like this, And it's so funny to me. So
Speaker 2: like this question is about how do you tell someone
Speaker 2: not to go through with it? Like the freedom people
Speaker 2: have to suggest you should get some work done is
Speaker 2: how do you stop that from happening. I genuinely feel
Speaker 2: it's almost like a weird sickness for me where I'm
Speaker 2: just so curious to know what I'm gonna look like,
Speaker 2: Like I like the idea. I feel really privileged to age,
Speaker 2: you know, like you have lost friends when they're younger
Speaker 2: or whatever. You realize that every day you get to
Speaker 2: be here, you're so lucky to be here. And I'm
Speaker 2: just curious to know what am I gonna look like
Speaker 2: at fifty five sixty five, seventy five. And if I
Speaker 2: alter anything in my face or put things in or
Speaker 2: out for me, I go, I just wonder what I
Speaker 2: would have looked like. And also to everybody that's doing
Speaker 2: all the things, I think that's great. Whatever makes you
Speaker 2: feel great. It makes me feel great to kind of
Speaker 2: go like, ooh, this thing is happening today. And for
Speaker 2: other people they do other things. I think it's great.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying, mind your business. Don't tell me
Speaker 2: to get work done, and I won't tell you not
Speaker 2: to get work.
Speaker 3: That's why you're so angry about this.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make a deal. I'm trying to make
Speaker 2: a deal with everybody.
Speaker 5: Oh this is personal, all right, well personal, Never mind
Speaker 5: all the things I said.
Speaker 2: This is a very personal episode about boobs and botox.
Speaker 5: You guys, all right, I know, crying on penises anyway.
Speaker 3: Listening to those LPs, okay, well.
Speaker 2: Go mine today was my goodness got into it.
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Speaker 6: We should send Benson some new girl merch.
Speaker 2: Oh, Benson, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: Well, he wears like sparkly blouses, so we.
Speaker 2: Can sparkle it for him. You want some rhinestones on
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Speaker 5: Hannah, let's see, I got it right there.
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Speaker 2: Would you like us?
Speaker 3: That's a nude? Who's that? Okay? Yep, I got it?
Speaker 3: Boom he just said, all right, cool, done?
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Speaker 2: We address all those questions thoughts stories that you have
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Speaker 5: Our executive producer is Joel Monique. Our senior producer is
Speaker 5: Abu Zafar Bei Wang provided engineering and editing services.
Speaker 2: Additional production from Daniel Goodman, Wendy Heisler, and Kyle Shevron.
Speaker 2: Our theme song was written and composed by Ronald Jukebox Jackson.
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