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Speaker 1: My daughter on Minecraft. I'll find your address and make

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Speaker 1: that ass mine. My daughter, who was at about eight

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Speaker 1: at the time, was really into Minecraft, as most kids

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Speaker 1: are these days.

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Speaker 2: These kids with their iPads and their minecrafts, playing their

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Speaker 2: games and their fruit ninjas.

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Speaker 3: Bro, fruit Ninja is our generation. Fruit Ja. That's a throwback.

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Speaker 1: It's an absolute throwback, he said, Fruit and Ninja. Also,

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Speaker 1: my daughter desperately wants to join the YouTube slash let's

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Speaker 1: play culture, so I decided to install some screen recording

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Speaker 1: software that would let her make some videos of the

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Speaker 1: game she was playing so she could later upo them

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Speaker 1: to YouTube. Let's go create her economy, right, that's right,

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Speaker 1: the merrier. Anyways, one day I was minding my own

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Speaker 1: dang business, mine in his own dang craft when I

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Speaker 1: hear my daughter quietly sniffling over on the computer.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I asked her what was wrong, but she didn't want

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Speaker 1: to tell me, so I let it go, but decided

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Speaker 1: to keep an eye on her. A few minutes later,

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Speaker 1: I discovered what was happening.

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Speaker 3: What was happening?

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Speaker 1: Someone was harassing not only her, but also all the

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Speaker 1: other kids playing on whatever game server she was on.

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Speaker 3: Bro, what is wrong with you now?

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Speaker 1: This kid will call him little craphead, little dumpy. Check

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Speaker 1: my soundclop from my mixtape. I took a good dump

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Speaker 1: on her face. Hey, look at my watch face. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know she hit this grace. Hey, I'll piss in

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Speaker 1: your face. Hey, this kid was saying awful, awful things

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Speaker 1: to my eight year old. She told him how old

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Speaker 1: she was, hoping that he would stop, didn't stop, but

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Speaker 1: he didn't. Hmm, little shit. He was saying how he

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Speaker 1: was going to hack into her ip steal all her info,

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Speaker 1: swearing profusely. Remember this is a game for kids, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

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Speaker 1: Like she's eight, of course she's gonna be like terrified

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Speaker 1: of her mind. I would have been, like, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: destroy us, he said. By the time I had gotten

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Speaker 1: my fiance involved and she was obviously quite upset at

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Speaker 1: what a little craphit this kid was being, we realized

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Speaker 1: that our daughter had been recording the entire incident and

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Speaker 1: again to form a plan receipts.

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Speaker 2: Baby, that's why you always record all the time, exactly honestly,

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Speaker 2: Like dude, it's times like these that you need public

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Speaker 2: data shack to like look up people and find out

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Speaker 2: like the info of these little shits, so you can

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Speaker 2: track them down.

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Speaker 1: Exactly like you can find people. You can see if

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Speaker 1: they're using their real name or not, if they have

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Speaker 1: criminal records, like everything.

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Speaker 3: OP needs to shut this down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so if you want to look up the

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Speaker 2: little shits in your life, check the link at our

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Speaker 2: bio and maybe you can get some dirt on them.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: So I actually started googling a little craphead's username. There

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Speaker 1: were several hits, the most interesting of which involved a

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Speaker 1: page where he was publicly applying to be a mod

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Speaker 1: for a server on Minecraft First Mistakes, and I was

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Speaker 1: able to learn a little bit more.

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Speaker 3: About this little dookie face.

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Speaker 1: He claims to be fifteen likes Hockey, used to live

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Speaker 1: in Toronto but now lives in Florida.

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Speaker 3: But the bombshell was easily this Oh, let's hear it

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Speaker 3: his Skype account. Oh shit.

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Speaker 1: After a lot of digging, I found it and it

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Speaker 1: literally had his first name dot last name.

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Speaker 3: I know your name, now, your little.

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Speaker 2: Jerk, we are coming close to just as my friend,

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Speaker 2: I head over to Facebook and search for the name.

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Speaker 3: Nothing should use public data. Check name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, you can find that name in a Jiffy,

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Speaker 2: also like what what fifteen year old is going to

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Speaker 2: be on fabe true.

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Speaker 1: On a hunch, I searched for just the last name,

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Speaker 1: and while narrowing down the results to the state of Florida,

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Speaker 1: this time a few dozen hits, so I start combing

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Speaker 1: through every single one until I find what I was

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Speaker 1: looking for, A middle aged man with the same last

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Speaker 1: name whose profile indicates he was born in Toronto and

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Speaker 1: now lives in Florida.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. Okay, I found your daddy, your piece of croup. Oh,

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Speaker 2: daddy's gonna put down justice, hopefully.

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Speaker 1: I sent him a message on Facebook asking if he

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Speaker 1: had a son named first name who goes by his

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Speaker 1: username on Minecraft. The dad confirmed that I had the

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Speaker 1: right guy. Target fit toget it quiet. So my wife

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Speaker 1: begins telling the dad everything that little craphead was saying

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Speaker 1: to my daughter, and we sent him the recorded video

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Speaker 1: as proof.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, this kid has incriminated the fuck out.

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Speaker 3: He's done, so done.

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Speaker 1: We got him, but there was radio silence for a

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Speaker 1: few days. Then we finally got the message back. Little

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Speaker 1: craphead had his computer taken away from him for the

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Speaker 1: entire summer good and he was also lying about his age.

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Speaker 3: He was only eleven. I think I was like, I'm fifteen.

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Speaker 3: I can apply to this moderation job. When you're eleven,

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Speaker 3: you do want to be fifteen. You're just like, oh

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Speaker 3: my gosh, like it'll be such a big adult. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I can work. You can get a real job.

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Speaker 1: His parents were effing livid with him, and he surely

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Speaker 1: hated the next few months of his life. No one

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Speaker 1: f's with my daughter, just as baby Air