Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1: You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Well, well, here we are. We've done it. We're all here,
Speaker 1: ready to go. Let's see. Let's set the scene. We
Speaker 1: have Intern Ray Picture Day Ray in the back. He's
Speaker 1: the producer of the show. You have Dylan the graphics guy,
Speaker 1: and you have Marvin is here, Bad Larry's at the
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore, and Shay is in the Bahamas.
Speaker 3: Hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Danny, Okay, you sounded defeated a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's wrong?
Speaker 3: Shayeated? I'm depressed. I had to turn down so many
Speaker 3: local entrepreneurs last night, just trying to make a buck,
Speaker 3: and I couldn't even invest in the local economy. It's awful.
Speaker 3: It's awful, these poor guys.
Speaker 1: You well, I'm proud of you that you're showing a
Speaker 1: little restraint there, and you're not picking up any extracurricular
Speaker 1: activities in the Bahamas.
Speaker 3: I feel like a communist, Danny. They're capitalists out here
Speaker 3: trying to do the right thing, and I'm turning them down.
Speaker 4: Okay, they traveled there for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, word got out that Shay was coming down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're ready for me. Damn sure.
Speaker 1: All right, So we're by the time we're taping this Thursday,
Speaker 1: right after the show, around twelve thirty, the Cowboys are
Speaker 1: going to introduce Brian Schottenheimer as their next head football coach. So, Shay,
Speaker 1: I'll get your reaction to your new head coach.
Speaker 3: I'm apoplectic, Danny. Last week I talked about if you
Speaker 3: get into the NFL as a coach, you just stay.
Speaker 3: You just keep failing, and keep failing, and keep failing.
Speaker 3: Shottennheimer is getting looked at by zero other teams as
Speaker 3: a head coach. He was with the Jaguars as a
Speaker 3: quarterbacks coach coordinator, passing coordinator, thirty second ranked offense. Right
Speaker 3: before that, he was with the Colts that sucked. He
Speaker 3: got Mark Rick fired from Georgia when he was the
Speaker 3: offensive freaking coordinator there, eighty fifth ranked offense. He has
Speaker 3: done nothing except be the son of the original Schottenheimer.
Speaker 3: This is not a serious franchise, This is not a
Speaker 3: serious coaching search. This is just somebody, mark my words.
Speaker 3: Jerry can pull a string and he's gonna march around
Speaker 3: for him. And I think Jerry's gonna put Witton on
Speaker 3: the staff and have him be the coach in waiting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised at any of that. I
Speaker 1: agree with you, and I don't think anybody was waiting
Speaker 1: in line to hire Brian Schottenheimer. And I think that
Speaker 1: he got attention with Dion the fact that they didn't
Speaker 1: fire Mike McCarthy to then have the opportunity to interview
Speaker 1: Ben Johnson when they were on a bye week in Detroit.
Speaker 1: Mike Rabel didn't interview either. Albert Breer, the Monday Morning quarterback,
Speaker 1: said on the show that Vrabel would have been interested
Speaker 1: in that job. And so here you go, you got
Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer, and some things never change.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm supposed to do and what
Speaker 3: Cowboys fans are supposed to do. I am apathetic right now,
Speaker 3: and I have never been you know me, I have
Speaker 3: never been an apathetic fan for the Cowboys, and they have.
Speaker 3: If they can do this to me, Danny, heaven forbid
Speaker 3: a normal person who follows the Cowboys, They're out. They're
Speaker 3: completely out, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Shade?
Speaker 4: Did you know that his middle name is Cornelius, which
Speaker 4: is also yeah, that's also Scooby Doo's.
Speaker 1: Middle name.
Speaker 3: Both. How fuck do you even know that?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: They're gonna They're going to find the curious case of
Speaker 4: the missing vicodin in Jerry's office.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Let's recap from last week. Bad Larry was the regular
Speaker 1: season champ plus twenty one units. Uh. Bad Larry lost
Speaker 1: a unit last week. Shay won two units last week. Dylan, congratulations,
Speaker 1: Dylan lost six back to even baby. Yeah, congratulations. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And uh, didn't you guys get a gift from God
Speaker 1: the safety that ended the Chiefs Texans game and we
Speaker 1: did not? Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, well, it closed nine and a half. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: it was probably the greatest backdoor cover in the history
Speaker 3: of the playoffs. You had nine and a half if
Speaker 3: that was electric incredible. I left the house when they
Speaker 3: kicked that son of a bit kicked the field goal
Speaker 3: like a soccer ball. Of course, it's going to get blocked.
Speaker 3: You almost hit him in the face. First of all,
Speaker 3: I left the house, went to a buddy's house, walked
Speaker 3: through the door, and the safety happened. I was I
Speaker 3: was freaking the fuck out, Danny.
Speaker 1: It was great Ohio State Lake field goal the Buckeyes
Speaker 1: covering the national title game.
Speaker 5: That hurt me financially. Didn't hurt me on the show,
Speaker 5: but it hurt me financially. Forget forget about the field goals, Dan.
Speaker 5: It was third and eleven down the sixty one yard past.
Speaker 1: Come on, I was two man coverage.
Speaker 5: Get get a fifteen yard You know, I already realized
Speaker 5: I was going to lose the game. Get a fifteen
Speaker 5: yard first down and take three knees and Larry White covered.
Speaker 4: I will, I will say that my bat for that
Speaker 4: game to overtime started to look a little spicy down
Speaker 4: the line.
Speaker 1: Let me see, uh Dylan going to six and one
Speaker 1: gets the uh Pavilla Award again. Congratulations Pavia. Let me
Speaker 1: see anything else that needs to be mentioned here. Donald
Speaker 1: Trump officially in office now he didn't miss a kiss
Speaker 1: from the first lady. I don't know if that concerned
Speaker 1: you at all.
Speaker 3: They're okay, listen.
Speaker 5: I think she wore.
Speaker 3: I think she amazed me how Americans don't understand Slavic women.
Speaker 3: They are cold, calculated and mean.
Speaker 2: Bad.
Speaker 1: Larry, do you think so? She had the hat on
Speaker 1: for a.
Speaker 5: Reason, absolutely, to protect herself from them.
Speaker 1: At her tis.
Speaker 5: Nod your head a little bit and you can't get
Speaker 5: in there to give you a kisses. Of course, why
Speaker 5: she wore that was.
Speaker 1: Like murderer's row of fucking dorks there too. How about
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg sneaking a peek at Jeff Bezos says that
Speaker 1: ain't that was a stare those.
Speaker 3: I love her. She's a hero mine. Think about it.
Speaker 3: You are a fifty year old woman in your bag
Speaker 3: like the second richest guy.
Speaker 1: On the planet after having kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, this woman. There should be books written about her.
Speaker 3: She should be given ted talks. I don't know what
Speaker 3: she's doing, but she's doing it right.
Speaker 1: She won the game. Well, if Malani has got a
Speaker 1: book coming out, then then miss in Broken English, then
Speaker 1: Lauren Sanchez should have one too.
Speaker 3: Why be better when you can be best? That's what
Speaker 3: I always.
Speaker 1: Said, Shaye, do you have an issue with the president
Speaker 1: not putting his hand on the Bible as he was
Speaker 1: sworn in.
Speaker 3: I thought that was strategic Danny. Now he doesn't have
Speaker 3: to get in trouble with all the lies that he's got.
Speaker 3: When he suspends democracy, he ain't going to hell.
Speaker 1: And the question was was it New Testament or Old Testament?
Speaker 3: Right right? Oh, by the way, by the way, local
Speaker 3: elections here on the island. I'm at in the Bahamas
Speaker 3: there today. So if our guy JJ, the bar owner,
Speaker 3: wins campaign party tonight at his bar, so that's that's
Speaker 3: pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't drink. You're not allowed to drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm going to be at a campaign party.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give him some illegal foreign donations.
Speaker 1: This is this is the chess match you've been talking about.
Speaker 3: He's a populace. I could live here if the spend democracy.
Speaker 1: By the way, everything good there in the Bahamas before
Speaker 1: we move on.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the roommate. The roommate's in big trouble with
Speaker 3: their mama. I'll tell you that. Why so mom is
Speaker 3: staying at our house watching the three kids be the baby.
Speaker 3: He was like sick, right, like sick, like had a fever,
Speaker 3: stayed home from school the whole bit. The roommate just
Speaker 3: kind of pocketed that information and we got on a
Speaker 3: plane and of course, wow, everything's but the baby had
Speaker 3: a horrible scream and coffee keep it up, Grandma, all
Speaker 3: this shit. So then they woke up to a barrage
Speaker 3: of guilty deck messages. I knew we're coming, but should
Speaker 3: if I had a hand with a sick child.
Speaker 4: These are the small victories that you need to reshape
Speaker 4: your image. I think just start banking.
Speaker 3: I totally agree banking.
Speaker 1: These one at a time. Uh, let me see look alone.
Speaker 1: Looking back, Shaye did pretty well. Dylan, that's a lot
Speaker 1: of bloodshed.
Speaker 4: Almost the exact opposite of the last week, except I
Speaker 4: fortunately pushed on the Eagles ram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Bad Larry had notre dame money line. Uh,
Speaker 1: kind of generic after that. Dylan h missed out on
Speaker 1: the bow Rain Darts Masters. You had Peter Wright to win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: snake bite. Uh. Shay lost out as well on the
Speaker 1: bow Rain Darts Masters.
Speaker 3: Bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yep, that brings us to this week. Bad Larry is
Speaker 1: the leader in the clubhouse. I'll start with you, bad Lairy,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 5: I know say he's gonna get upset it with this,
Speaker 5: But Shay, there's only four real action bets you can have.
Speaker 5: So I'm going to go three units on the Bills
Speaker 5: getting two against the Chiefs and three units on the Eagles.
Speaker 5: Given six to the Commanders.
Speaker 1: The Bills are getting one and a half.
Speaker 4: That seems like chasing Larry. How bad have your bets
Speaker 4: off the show?
Speaker 3: Been?
Speaker 5: Five hundred on Notre Dame was my only big loss
Speaker 5: this week? Not good. I know, I didn't even know that.
Speaker 3: I was in the lead.
Speaker 5: I thought you were still in the leade. I didn't
Speaker 5: realize you took the DA like a fucking landslide.
Speaker 3: He did? You did?
Speaker 1: You thought?
Speaker 5: I thought I was still chasing Dylan. That's why I want.
Speaker 5: I want to stay with my three units.
Speaker 3: So I'll have a little action.
Speaker 5: Three units on those two games, and then I want
Speaker 5: one unit on both overs. I think it's forty seven.
Speaker 1: Both of them, forty seven and a half.
Speaker 5: I'll say, yeah, both overs. I'm trying to think that
Speaker 5: Eagle game might not get over. The Bill's Chiefs game's
Speaker 5: definitely going over. I'll keep both over. So three units
Speaker 5: on the two games and one unit of both overs, right, Shay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got the Bills, Danny. Simple fact. Donald Trumps
Speaker 3: President there's only one white quarterback in the playoffs. This
Speaker 3: is jefiny what it's fact. And I got the Redskins.
Speaker 3: I will not erase Native Americans. I'm gonna keep calling
Speaker 3: them the Redskins. Plus Danny very noble.
Speaker 1: You got to feel really good. You got the Commanders
Speaker 1: and the Eagles in the NFC title game. Thanks are
Speaker 1: looking good for Cowboy fans.
Speaker 3: Ship, ain't us some ship? And then you got dan Quinn.
Speaker 3: You got Dan Quinn and Kellen Moore both there. It's
Speaker 3: just it's it's it's not a serious franchise. It's a joke.
Speaker 1: It's it's like a TV show about a famous, famous franchise. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's it. You know, you got all the characters there,
Speaker 1: especially with with with Jerry. So you're you're taking the
Speaker 1: Commander's plus six and then the Bills and Chiefs you have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Buffalo, Yeah, I got Josh Allen baby.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, are you taking him just because he's white?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's great logic.
Speaker 3: What do you mean Trump won? It's a white man's return.
Speaker 4: Historically speaks, and that would probably not be a bad beat.
Speaker 1: Marvin is laughing right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: You did have a good four year run, ye, Jayden
Speaker 1: Daniels looks great and all, but come on.
Speaker 3: And now we have to suspend democracy, so there's no
Speaker 3: more four year runs, as simple as that, Dylan.
Speaker 4: All right, Dan, in the shocking turn of events, I
Speaker 4: have the same picks as Shay. I got the Commander's
Speaker 4: plus six and the Bills plus one and a half,
Speaker 4: purely because I'm fading myself and the confidence that it
Speaker 4: was just going to be Eagles Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Okay,
Speaker 4: and I've now talked myself out of that because I
Speaker 4: think everyone else is going to think the same thing,
Speaker 4: even though the Chiefs are.
Speaker 1: Literally the Bills boogeyman. I don't know Josh Allen, only
Speaker 1: white quarterback left. He looks saucy this year.
Speaker 4: And then I've got a couple other guarantees here, Dan,
Speaker 4: I'm putting half of unit each on both of those
Speaker 4: games to go to overtime, not parlayed independent straight bets,
Speaker 4: Eagles Commanders overtime, Bill's Chiefs to go to overtime, which
Speaker 4: is also interesting because Commander's Eagles is plus thirteen hundred
Speaker 4: and Bill's Chiefs is plus fourteen hundred. Commanders beat the
Speaker 4: Eagles by a smidge in December.
Speaker 1: And the Bills roughed up the Chiefs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I've got a parlay. Dan, this is
Speaker 4: really where things change for Dylan.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 4: AJ Brown anytime touchdown, Austin Eckler anytime touchdown, Amari Cooper
Speaker 4: anytime touchdown, plus sixty six to fifty.
Speaker 1: And how can that not any anything else aside from
Speaker 1: the playoffs? Yeah, I mean hold on.
Speaker 4: Yes, right by the way, Mary Cooper against the Ravens
Speaker 4: zero catches, zero yards against the Broncos two catches for
Speaker 4: eight yards.
Speaker 1: He is due. And you know who's actually really due?
Speaker 3: A J. Brown is due?
Speaker 1: Yeah, after the whole book reading bull.
Speaker 3: Reading books of a sideline. You're not convincing anybody you're
Speaker 3: fucking smart. This shit's so corny.
Speaker 1: He's on page two. He's got it upside down, chicking
Speaker 1: the soup for the soul, reading.
Speaker 3: The table of contents, grow up?
Speaker 1: Anything else, Dylan that you would like to bet on?
Speaker 4: Yes, Dan, obviously it's the Dutch Darts Masters this week.
Speaker 4: The Dutch Masters Michael van gerwin to win plus six hundred,
Speaker 4: lost by a nail to Luke Hitler last year and
Speaker 4: in Dutch Land.
Speaker 1: Is Luke Littler in this one too. Yeah, he's the favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the seventeen year old kid, a seventeen year old goat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm actually excited for him to drinking age. He's British, right,
Speaker 4: so drink age. There is eighteen technically, not that it matters.
Speaker 4: Do you think his game is just gonna fall off
Speaker 4: when he turns eighteen?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. I mean it strikes me now, yeah,
Speaker 1: it strikes me as his sport that I mean that
Speaker 1: might be his beta blocker that you end up drinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's his SSRI yes, yes, ray Well, when
Speaker 1: he won the PDC, they're like, what are you going
Speaker 1: to do with your winnings?
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, just get a bunch of sandwiches and
Speaker 4: buy a bunch of vapes.
Speaker 1: So I think he's ready to start drinking.
Speaker 3: Oh adam, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: No fucking girls or cigarettes even.
Speaker 3: By the way, I've got a game that we should
Speaker 3: be betting on, like to introduce a new game like
Speaker 3: technique to the I think that we should all pick
Speaker 3: six numbers in Keno and run it for the first
Speaker 3: ten spots. Seriously, two dollars bet bonus on top. Let's
Speaker 3: see what happens.
Speaker 1: I'm about it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've been killing Keno lately.
Speaker 1: Dan, how far we got you play?
Speaker 3: Matt?
Speaker 1: Why are you asking for help? If you're you've been
Speaker 1: killing it?
Speaker 3: I've got I want us all to I got my numbers.
Speaker 3: I love my numbers. I think we should all have
Speaker 3: to pick numbers and run it on the first on
Speaker 3: the first five or ten. Let's say ten, ten spot
Speaker 3: and see who wins. What?
Speaker 1: What's what's your number?
Speaker 3: Jay, I'm not telling you, fucker.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be brought back into the gambling world.
Speaker 1: I'm merely a host to think of a number. I'm
Speaker 1: not even going to think of a number. What's too
Speaker 1: bigger than seven? I don't know? All right, Dan? Like's nine?
Speaker 1: I can tell.
Speaker 3: No. There's a great keynote spot over by my office.
Speaker 3: Y'all should swing through. It's right next door to a
Speaker 3: gun shop.
Speaker 1: And the methadone clinic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not getting pretty close. The Indian bees know
Speaker 3: me by name. I'm killing it.
Speaker 1: Okay. So you're there with a bunch of other couples,
Speaker 1: you and your wife, Yeah.
Speaker 3: One of them Okay, yeah, there's like six couples here.
Speaker 1: But if everybody goes to dinner and everybody socializes, everybody
Speaker 1: goes to the beach and put suntan lotion on each other.
Speaker 3: No, it's on the beach. His house is on the beach.
Speaker 3: Last night we went to some dinner, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: had fucking grouper or whatever. And then tonight we're going
Speaker 3: to get sushi shit like that. And then we go
Speaker 3: to these bars. And these bars are all I mean,
Speaker 3: they're like locals only during the week the weekend, like
Speaker 3: the tourists coming in. But man, it couldn't get tisty.
Speaker 1: I lost armed guy in pool in the Bahamas had
Speaker 1: one arm. Wait you lost it? Yeah, you lost him.
Speaker 1: I lost to him. Oh wait, what did what were
Speaker 1: you doing? Playing pool? You lost to a one armed
Speaker 1: guy in the Bahamas? Yeah, and it wasn't like one
Speaker 1: and a half arms. It was one arm. The other
Speaker 1: one was off.
Speaker 4: You're just shooting one handed off the rails, and he
Speaker 4: was actually pretty fucking good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the one sport maybe maybe bowling that the
Speaker 1: more you drink, the better you get, until you get
Speaker 1: to a certain level where it's diminishing. Now curve. Yes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: golf is thee. Yeah, it's like the yes. All right,
Speaker 1: well playing ice down there, Shaye, When are you back?
Speaker 3: We're coming back Sunday.
Speaker 1: Okay. There's also the game.
Speaker 3: Before the games. We lay before the game.
Speaker 1: That was part okay, yes, Still.
Speaker 4: There's a potential work trip in the works being cooked
Speaker 4: up by Ray Shay and I to Wheeling, West Virginia. Okay,
Speaker 4: if you'd like to, oh, yeah, to expound upon.
Speaker 3: That, Yeah, Danny, We're going to one of the only
Speaker 3: two operational dog tracks in the continental United States, Wheeling,
Speaker 3: West Virginia. It'll be in the next month or so.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take a gambling pod trip, call it
Speaker 3: a work trip, write it off, film some stuff, meet
Speaker 3: some trainers, all that fun stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh good, Okay, And then would you like no? I
Speaker 1: would not what No?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I love dogs. I don't like to no no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Greyhounds. I once knew a woman who had like five
Speaker 1: greyhounds in her house.
Speaker 4: But they lived to collectively like ten years old. Those
Speaker 4: things have like a three year lifespan. If they're not racing.
Speaker 1: She rescued them. Yeah, dog track, yes, yeah, so they
Speaker 1: were just like those things are a lot taller like
Speaker 1: than and you think they're wiry, yes, very A lot.
Speaker 3: Of them are whippets. Now listen rescues in quotations. Those
Speaker 3: dogs are made to run. You get them off the track.
Speaker 3: They're board That's the only reason they exist. People don't
Speaker 3: breed them to cuddle them. They breed them to race them.
Speaker 3: Do you see a dog racing? Dog's doing its job.
Speaker 3: It's not a cuddle dog.
Speaker 1: This woman, this woman was cuddling with her greyhounds.
Speaker 2: It's all bod that's weird.
Speaker 3: No, she was.
Speaker 1: She was a great human being. She saved these She
Speaker 1: rescued these dogs. So she had she rescued five of them. Yes,
Speaker 1: you sure she wasn't starting up a track of her own.
Speaker 1: You know what, I only saw her. I only met
Speaker 1: her one time. I don't know what she did. You
Speaker 1: know her downtime? Yeah? Okay, Shay and Irving podcast Is
Speaker 1: that on hold this week?
Speaker 3: No, we're recording tonight with this Phillies fan. Uh. He's
Speaker 3: going to get super drunk and they were going to
Speaker 3: talk shit about the playoffs.
Speaker 1: But once again, there's no meds for you, there's no
Speaker 1: drinking for you. Everything is on the street and narrow.
Speaker 3: It only meds. I get to the ones that the
Speaker 3: doctor gave me for the anti psychotics. Okay, but no gummies,
Speaker 3: no Danny, no weeds for toddlers. I'm over it. You know,
Speaker 3: you go to New York City, you get off Grand
Speaker 3: Central and yeah, you know, there's a homeless guy asking
Speaker 3: for money, and there's people yelling, and that's part of
Speaker 3: life in the city. Everybody loves it. But then it
Speaker 3: smells like fucking Jamaica. Everywhere you go, somebody's smoking a
Speaker 3: blunt or a fucking joint. It's enough.
Speaker 1: There's like the RV dispensaries that are just like parked around.
Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to smoke a cigarette in a public
Speaker 3: park in New York City and this dude can light
Speaker 3: a blunt right outside of Grand Central. Get your shit.
Speaker 1: Together, man, isn't a blunt a joint? And isn't a
Speaker 1: joint a blunt?
Speaker 3: No blunt weed wrapped in a cigar?
Speaker 1: Okay, dang it, dang well, that'll tell you where I
Speaker 1: am on that on the only like Shay gave me
Speaker 1: chocolate gummies. This is a couple of years ago, and
Speaker 1: it knocked me out. I mean the next morning I
Speaker 1: couldn't drive. Was there a mystery dosage in It was
Speaker 1: a small piece of chocolate, and I thought, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you to go to sleep. I woke
Speaker 1: up and I said to my wife, I said, hun,
Speaker 1: I am messed up. I think as a rule of
Speaker 1: Shay gives you something and says, I would never know.
Speaker 1: But I lucky it wasn't something different. He would have
Speaker 1: told me if it was acid or something. But yeah,
Speaker 1: this messed me up.
Speaker 3: This.
Speaker 1: I came into the man cave and I said to Paulie,
Speaker 1: I said, look, I'm messed up. I even said to Seaton.
Speaker 1: I figured that he might be able to tell me
Speaker 1: how I could. I was drinking water through the transition.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it was fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: before airtime and I am still flying, and I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: damn you Shay and I and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: it got to be like four minutes before the show,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh god, I finally came down. Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1: I'd rather eat like a sheet of acid than do that.
Speaker 1: I hate it's.
Speaker 3: The problemly got like you eat a ship ton of
Speaker 3: weed at night, and it's a great sleep and like
Speaker 3: everything's great. You wake up in your fucking rip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, it lasts too long. Too long, is the thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it's smoking. Makes a lot more sense
Speaker 3: the edible ship, Like, Okay, you got to be like
Speaker 3: in a good space and all that. But we for
Speaker 3: it's for kids, man, let's just for kids. Let's do
Speaker 3: some real drugs. Let's get some like scientists, you.
Speaker 1: Know the room, some research chemicals. You don't need many.
Speaker 1: You don't need anything. That's true. We've invented some great
Speaker 1: stuff over the years. You don't need anything, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, so I'm sure you do.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: We've done everything that we need to do for bad
Speaker 1: Larry at the Jersey Shore for Scheha in Bahamas. We
Speaker 1: got Ray here, Dylan here, marve yours truly. Have a
Speaker 1: great weekend, everybody, and we'll talk to you next week.