WEBVTT - Episode 149: I'm Bout It 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the kitchen table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.480 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.120 You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.279 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.759 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:33.840 Well, well, here we are. We've done it. We're all here, 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:37.680 ready to go. Let's see. Let's set the scene. We 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:40.920 have Intern Ray Picture Day Ray in the back. He's 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.360 the producer of the show. You have Dylan the graphics guy, 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:47.159 and you have Marvin is here, Bad Larry's at the 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:51.600 Jersey Shore, and Shay is in the Bahamas. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:52.720 Hell. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:59.880 Yeah, Danny, Okay, you sounded defeated a little bit. Yeah, 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:00.800 what's wrong? 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:05.280 Shayeated? I'm depressed. I had to turn down so many 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:10.199 local entrepreneurs last night, just trying to make a buck, 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:15.600 and I couldn't even invest in the local economy. It's awful. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.160 It's awful, these poor guys. 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.960 You well, I'm proud of you that you're showing a 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:25.319 little restraint there, and you're not picking up any extracurricular 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.040 activities in the Bahamas. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.360 I feel like a communist, Danny. They're capitalists out here 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.600 trying to do the right thing, and I'm turning them down. 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:36.240 Okay, they traveled there for you. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.920 Yeah, word got out that Shay was coming down. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:43.720 Yeah, they're ready for me. Damn sure. 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:48.040 All right, So we're by the time we're taping this Thursday, 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:51.520 right after the show, around twelve thirty, the Cowboys are 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:56.960 going to introduce Brian Schottenheimer as their next head football coach. So, Shay, 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.920 I'll get your reaction to your new head coach. 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:05.200 I'm apoplectic, Danny. Last week I talked about if you 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:08.280 get into the NFL as a coach, you just stay. 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.560 You just keep failing, and keep failing, and keep failing. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:15.600 Shottennheimer is getting looked at by zero other teams as 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.919 a head coach. He was with the Jaguars as a 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:24.399 quarterbacks coach coordinator, passing coordinator, thirty second ranked offense. Right 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.640 before that, he was with the Colts that sucked. He 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:31.040 got Mark Rick fired from Georgia when he was the 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:34.600 offensive freaking coordinator there, eighty fifth ranked offense. He has 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:38.560 done nothing except be the son of the original Schottenheimer. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:42.080 This is not a serious franchise, This is not a 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.800 serious coaching search. This is just somebody, mark my words. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.960 Jerry can pull a string and he's gonna march around 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:52.280 for him. And I think Jerry's gonna put Witton on 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.560 the staff and have him be the coach in waiting. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.640 Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised at any of that. I 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.320 agree with you, and I don't think anybody was waiting 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.680 in line to hire Brian Schottenheimer. And I think that 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:08.519 he got attention with Dion the fact that they didn't 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:12.120 fire Mike McCarthy to then have the opportunity to interview 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.200 Ben Johnson when they were on a bye week in Detroit. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:21.640 Mike Rabel didn't interview either. Albert Breer, the Monday Morning quarterback, 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.679 said on the show that Vrabel would have been interested 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:27.320 in that job. And so here you go, you got 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:31.440 Brian Schottenheimer, and some things never change. 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:32.960 I don't know what I'm supposed to do and what 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:36.960 Cowboys fans are supposed to do. I am apathetic right now, 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.000 and I have never been you know me, I have 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:41.800 never been an apathetic fan for the Cowboys, and they have. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.720 If they can do this to me, Danny, heaven forbid 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:48.880 a normal person who follows the Cowboys, They're out. They're 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:50.440 completely out, all. 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:51.480 Right, Shade? 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:56.240 Did you know that his middle name is Cornelius, which 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.480 is also yeah, that's also Scooby Doo's. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:00.000 Middle name. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.480 Both. How fuck do you even know that? 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:05.960 It doesn't matter. 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.000 They're gonna They're going to find the curious case of 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.920 the missing vicodin in Jerry's office. 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:11.160 Here we go. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.920 Let's recap from last week. Bad Larry was the regular 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:18.920 season champ plus twenty one units. Uh. Bad Larry lost 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:23.880 a unit last week. Shay won two units last week. Dylan, congratulations, 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:29.279 Dylan lost six back to even baby. Yeah, congratulations. Yeah. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.360 And uh, didn't you guys get a gift from God 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.720 the safety that ended the Chiefs Texans game and we 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.360 did not? Oh? 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:42.640 Well, well, it closed nine and a half. Yeah, and 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.600 it was probably the greatest backdoor cover in the history 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.320 of the playoffs. You had nine and a half if 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:54.039 that was electric incredible. I left the house when they 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.000 kicked that son of a bit kicked the field goal 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.039 like a soccer ball. Of course, it's going to get blocked. 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.040 You almost hit him in the face. First of all, 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.240 I left the house, went to a buddy's house, walked 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:07.040 through the door, and the safety happened. I was I 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:08.559 was freaking the fuck out, Danny. 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.880 It was great Ohio State Lake field goal the Buckeyes 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.480 covering the national title game. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.920 That hurt me financially. Didn't hurt me on the show, 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:24.440 but it hurt me financially. Forget forget about the field goals, Dan. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:29.440 It was third and eleven down the sixty one yard past. 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:34.880 Come on, I was two man coverage. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.000 Get get a fifteen yard You know, I already realized 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.159 I was going to lose the game. Get a fifteen 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.640 yard first down and take three knees and Larry White covered. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.880 I will, I will say that my bat for that 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.960 game to overtime started to look a little spicy down 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:50.040 the line. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:56.400 Let me see, uh Dylan going to six and one 0:05:56.440 --> 0:06:03.760 gets the uh Pavilla Award again. Congratulations Pavia. Let me 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:08.960 see anything else that needs to be mentioned here. Donald 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:13.760 Trump officially in office now he didn't miss a kiss 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.080 from the first lady. I don't know if that concerned 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:16.520 you at all. 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:20.279 They're okay, listen. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:21.360 I think she wore. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:26.719 I think she amazed me how Americans don't understand Slavic women. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.720 They are cold, calculated and mean. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:31.640 Bad. 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.440 Larry, do you think so? She had the hat on 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:33.840 for a. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:37.000 Reason, absolutely, to protect herself from them. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:40.000 At her tis. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:43.680 Nod your head a little bit and you can't get 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.920 in there to give you a kisses. Of course, why 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:46.880 she wore that was. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:51.520 Like murderer's row of fucking dorks there too. How about 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:55.320 Mark Zuckerberg sneaking a peek at Jeff Bezos says that 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.920 ain't that was a stare those. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.560 I love her. She's a hero mine. Think about it. 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.480 You are a fifty year old woman in your bag 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:05.720 like the second richest guy. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.479 On the planet after having kid. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:12.600 Yeah, right, this woman. There should be books written about her. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.880 She should be given ted talks. I don't know what 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.280 she's doing, but she's doing it right. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.600 She won the game. Well, if Malani has got a 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:23.080 book coming out, then then miss in Broken English, then 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.280 Lauren Sanchez should have one too. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.480 Why be better when you can be best? That's what 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:29.160 I always. 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.200 Said, Shaye, do you have an issue with the president 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:32.920 not putting his hand on the Bible as he was 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:33.400 sworn in. 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:39.080 I thought that was strategic Danny. Now he doesn't have 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:42.200 to get in trouble with all the lies that he's got. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.000 When he suspends democracy, he ain't going to hell. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.880 And the question was was it New Testament or Old Testament? 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.280 Right right? Oh, by the way, by the way, local 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:55.920 elections here on the island. I'm at in the Bahamas 0:07:56.640 --> 0:08:00.800 there today. So if our guy JJ, the bar owner, 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:06.600 wins campaign party tonight at his bar, so that's that's 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:07.360 pretty exciting. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.000 Yeah, but you don't drink. You're not allowed to drink. 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:13.440 Yeah, but I'm going to be at a campaign party. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.640 I'm going to give him some illegal foreign donations. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:19.280 This is this is the chess match you've been talking about. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:24.440 He's a populace. I could live here if the spend democracy. 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.040 By the way, everything good there in the Bahamas before 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:27.760 we move on. 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.160 Oh yeah, the roommate. The roommate's in big trouble with 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:36.360 their mama. I'll tell you that. Why so mom is 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:40.360 staying at our house watching the three kids be the baby. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:44.400 He was like sick, right, like sick, like had a fever, 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.560 stayed home from school the whole bit. The roommate just 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:51.640 kind of pocketed that information and we got on a 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:59.520 plane and of course, wow, everything's but the baby had 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:03.400 a horrible scream and coffee keep it up, Grandma, all 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.679 this shit. So then they woke up to a barrage 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:09.120 of guilty deck messages. I knew we're coming, but should 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.920 if I had a hand with a sick child. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:14.640 These are the small victories that you need to reshape 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.480 your image. I think just start banking. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:18.439 I totally agree banking. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:22.400 These one at a time. Uh, let me see look alone. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:26.480 Looking back, Shaye did pretty well. Dylan, that's a lot 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:27.599 of bloodshed. 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:30.080 Almost the exact opposite of the last week, except I 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:31.800 fortunately pushed on the Eagles ram. 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:35.800 Yeah, that's it. Bad Larry had notre dame money line. Uh, 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.880 kind of generic after that. Dylan h missed out on 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:44.880 the bow Rain Darts Masters. You had Peter Wright to win. Yeah, 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:49.040 snake bite. Uh. Shay lost out as well on the 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.720 bow Rain Darts Masters. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:53.200 Bullshit. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:56.839 Yep, that brings us to this week. Bad Larry is 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:59.360 the leader in the clubhouse. I'll start with you, bad Lairy, 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:00.320 all right. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:01.719 I know say he's gonna get upset it with this, 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.640 But Shay, there's only four real action bets you can have. 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:08.240 So I'm going to go three units on the Bills 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:12.559 getting two against the Chiefs and three units on the Eagles. 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:13.960 Given six to the Commanders. 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.440 The Bills are getting one and a half. 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:18.920 That seems like chasing Larry. How bad have your bets 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:19.480 off the show? 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:19.679 Been? 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.280 Five hundred on Notre Dame was my only big loss 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:28.199 this week? Not good. I know, I didn't even know that. 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:28.839 I was in the lead. 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:30.640 I thought you were still in the leade. I didn't 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:34.640 realize you took the DA like a fucking landslide. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:37.960 He did? You did? 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:39.400 You thought? 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:41.679 I thought I was still chasing Dylan. That's why I want. 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.120 I want to stay with my three units. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:44.280 So I'll have a little action. 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:46.480 Three units on those two games, and then I want 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.160 one unit on both overs. I think it's forty seven. 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:51.000 Both of them, forty seven and a half. 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.320 I'll say, yeah, both overs. I'm trying to think that 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.720 Eagle game might not get over. The Bill's Chiefs game's 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:02.839 definitely going over. I'll keep both over. So three units 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:06.560 on the two games and one unit of both overs, right, Shay. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:11.960 Yeah, I got the Bills, Danny. Simple fact. Donald Trumps 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:14.439 President there's only one white quarterback in the playoffs. This 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:23.199 is jefiny what it's fact. And I got the Redskins. 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.520 I will not erase Native Americans. I'm gonna keep calling 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.120 them the Redskins. Plus Danny very noble. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.319 You got to feel really good. You got the Commanders 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:35.040 and the Eagles in the NFC title game. Thanks are 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:36.679 looking good for Cowboy fans. 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.560 Ship, ain't us some ship? And then you got dan Quinn. 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:43.920 You got Dan Quinn and Kellen Moore both there. It's 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:48.199 just it's it's it's not a serious franchise. It's a joke. 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:56.640 It's it's like a TV show about a famous, famous franchise. Yes, 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.120 it's it. You know, you got all the characters there, 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:03.200 especially with with with Jerry. So you're you're taking the 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:07.040 Commander's plus six and then the Bills and Chiefs you have. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:10.439 Yeah, Buffalo, Yeah, I got Josh Allen baby. 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:13.800 Okay, wait, are you taking him just because he's white? 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.920 Yeah? 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:19.400 I don't know if that's great logic. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.360 What do you mean Trump won? It's a white man's return. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.640 Historically speaks, and that would probably not be a bad beat. 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:29.560 Marvin is laughing right now. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.200 Yeah, I mean. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:35.280 You did have a good four year run, ye, Jayden 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.400 Daniels looks great and all, but come on. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.760 And now we have to suspend democracy, so there's no 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.640 more four year runs, as simple as that, Dylan. 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.800 All right, Dan, in the shocking turn of events, I 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:50.400 have the same picks as Shay. I got the Commander's 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.200 plus six and the Bills plus one and a half, 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:58.920 purely because I'm fading myself and the confidence that it 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:03.240 was just going to be Eagles Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Okay, 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:06.079 and I've now talked myself out of that because I 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:07.920 think everyone else is going to think the same thing, 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:09.640 even though the Chiefs are. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:14.680 Literally the Bills boogeyman. I don't know Josh Allen, only 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:16.880 white quarterback left. He looks saucy this year. 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:23.360 And then I've got a couple other guarantees here, Dan, 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.000 I'm putting half of unit each on both of those 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:30.560 games to go to overtime, not parlayed independent straight bets, 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.680 Eagles Commanders overtime, Bill's Chiefs to go to overtime, which 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:38.640 is also interesting because Commander's Eagles is plus thirteen hundred 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:42.680 and Bill's Chiefs is plus fourteen hundred. Commanders beat the 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:46.320 Eagles by a smidge in December. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:47.760 And the Bills roughed up the Chiefs. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:51.960 Yeah, and then I've got a parlay. Dan, this is 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:54.400 really where things change for Dylan. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:54.640 Here. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:14:00.520 AJ Brown anytime touchdown, Austin Eckler anytime touchdown, Amari Cooper 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:05.040 anytime touchdown, plus sixty six to fifty. 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:12.560 And how can that not any anything else aside from 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.760 the playoffs? Yeah, I mean hold on. 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:18.600 Yes, right by the way, Mary Cooper against the Ravens 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:22.520 zero catches, zero yards against the Broncos two catches for 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:23.040 eight yards. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:26.200 He is due. And you know who's actually really due? 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:27.960 A J. Brown is due? 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:30.720 Yeah, after the whole book reading bull. 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.800 Reading books of a sideline. You're not convincing anybody you're 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.600 fucking smart. This shit's so corny. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:40.600 He's on page two. He's got it upside down, chicking 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.480 the soup for the soul, reading. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.520 The table of contents, grow up? 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:48.520 Anything else, Dylan that you would like to bet on? 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:53.520 Yes, Dan, obviously it's the Dutch Darts Masters this week. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:57.800 The Dutch Masters Michael van gerwin to win plus six hundred, 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:01.880 lost by a nail to Luke Hitler last year and 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.160 in Dutch Land. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.680 Is Luke Littler in this one too. Yeah, he's the favorite. Yeah, 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:13.080 he's the seventeen year old kid, a seventeen year old goat. Yeah, 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:14.080 it's pretty good stuff. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.960 I'm actually excited for him to drinking age. He's British, right, 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.480 so drink age. There is eighteen technically, not that it matters. 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.280 Do you think his game is just gonna fall off 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:23.320 when he turns eighteen? 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.560 No, I don't think so. I mean it strikes me now, yeah, 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.480 it strikes me as his sport that I mean that 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:32.160 might be his beta blocker that you end up drinking. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:38.080 Yeah right, that's his SSRI yes, yes, ray Well, when 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.320 he won the PDC, they're like, what are you going 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:41.080 to do with your winnings? 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.120 He's like, oh, just get a bunch of sandwiches and 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:44.320 buy a bunch of vapes. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.320 So I think he's ready to start drinking. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.280 Oh adam, that's embarrassing. 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:53.040 No fucking girls or cigarettes even. 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:56.200 By the way, I've got a game that we should 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:59.120 be betting on, like to introduce a new game like 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:03.680 technique to the I think that we should all pick 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:09.200 six numbers in Keno and run it for the first 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:15.000 ten spots. Seriously, two dollars bet bonus on top. Let's 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:15.960 see what happens. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:16.880 I'm about it. 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:21.200 Yes, I've been killing Keno lately. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:22.840 Dan, how far we got you play? 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:23.080 Matt? 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.520 Why are you asking for help? If you're you've been 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:26.080 killing it? 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:29.320 I've got I want us all to I got my numbers. 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.520 I love my numbers. I think we should all have 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.120 to pick numbers and run it on the first on 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:37.480 the first five or ten. Let's say ten, ten spot 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:39.440 and see who wins. What? 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:40.680 What's what's your number? 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.280 Jay, I'm not telling you, fucker. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.800 I don't want to be brought back into the gambling world. 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:51.640 I'm merely a host to think of a number. I'm 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:55.480 not even going to think of a number. What's too 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:59.880 bigger than seven? I don't know? All right, Dan? Like's nine? 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:00.720 I can tell. 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:06.440 No. There's a great keynote spot over by my office. 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:08.800 Y'all should swing through. It's right next door to a 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:09.800 gun shop. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:10.960 And the methadone clinic. 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.840 Yeah, I'm not getting pretty close. The Indian bees know 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:16.280 me by name. I'm killing it. 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:20.240 Okay. So you're there with a bunch of other couples, 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:22.600 you and your wife, Yeah. 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:28.080 One of them Okay, yeah, there's like six couples here. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.959 But if everybody goes to dinner and everybody socializes, everybody 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:35.520 goes to the beach and put suntan lotion on each other. 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.040 No, it's on the beach. His house is on the beach. 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:42.040 Last night we went to some dinner, uh, you know, 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:45.840 had fucking grouper or whatever. And then tonight we're going 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.280 to get sushi shit like that. And then we go 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:51.040 to these bars. And these bars are all I mean, 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:54.280 they're like locals only during the week the weekend, like 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:57.880 the tourists coming in. But man, it couldn't get tisty. 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:03.679 I lost armed guy in pool in the Bahamas had 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:07.320 one arm. Wait you lost it? Yeah, you lost him. 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:10.880 I lost to him. Oh wait, what did what were 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.440 you doing? Playing pool? You lost to a one armed 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.720 guy in the Bahamas? Yeah, and it wasn't like one 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:17.359 and a half arms. It was one arm. The other 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:17.960 one was off. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.560 You're just shooting one handed off the rails, and he 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:25.720 was actually pretty fucking good. 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:31.080 Yeah, it's the one sport maybe maybe bowling that the 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.080 more you drink, the better you get, until you get 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:37.720 to a certain level where it's diminishing. Now curve. Yes. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:43.080 golf is thee. Yeah, it's like the yes. All right, 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:45.359 well playing ice down there, Shaye, When are you back? 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:47.719 We're coming back Sunday. 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:50.760 Okay. There's also the game. 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:52.440 Before the games. We lay before the game. 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:54.919 That was part okay, yes, Still. 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:58.280 There's a potential work trip in the works being cooked 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:02.919 up by Ray Shay and I to Wheeling, West Virginia. Okay, 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:05.400 if you'd like to, oh, yeah, to expound upon. 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:08.840 That, Yeah, Danny, We're going to one of the only 0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:13.360 two operational dog tracks in the continental United States, Wheeling, 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.439 West Virginia. It'll be in the next month or so. 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.600 I'm going to take a gambling pod trip, call it 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:21.720 a work trip, write it off, film some stuff, meet 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:23.280 some trainers, all that fun stuff. 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:27.560 Oh good, Okay, And then would you like no? I 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:31.080 would not what No? 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:32.040 No. 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:35.240 I love dogs. I don't like to no no, no, no. 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:35.280 No. 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:42.520 Greyhounds. I once knew a woman who had like five 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:43.760 greyhounds in her house. 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:48.320 But they lived to collectively like ten years old. Those 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.399 things have like a three year lifespan. If they're not racing. 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:56.120 She rescued them. Yeah, dog track, yes, yeah, so they 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:59.200 were just like those things are a lot taller like 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:03.760 than and you think they're wiry, yes, very A lot. 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:07.400 Of them are whippets. Now listen rescues in quotations. Those 0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:09.920 dogs are made to run. You get them off the track. 0:20:09.920 --> 0:20:12.440 They're board That's the only reason they exist. People don't 0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:14.840 breed them to cuddle them. They breed them to race them. 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:17.320 Do you see a dog racing? Dog's doing its job. 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:18.680 It's not a cuddle dog. 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:23.440 This woman, this woman was cuddling with her greyhounds. 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:25.280 It's all bod that's weird. 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:26.840 No, she was. 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:29.879 She was a great human being. She saved these She 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:33.760 rescued these dogs. So she had she rescued five of them. Yes, 0:20:33.840 --> 0:20:35.880 you sure she wasn't starting up a track of her own. 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:40.840 You know what, I only saw her. I only met 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:42.520 her one time. I don't know what she did. You 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:48.480 know her downtime? Yeah? Okay, Shay and Irving podcast Is 0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:49.600 that on hold this week? 0:20:50.359 --> 0:20:54.720 No, we're recording tonight with this Phillies fan. Uh. He's 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:56.399 going to get super drunk and they were going to 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:58.080 talk shit about the playoffs. 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:01.679 But once again, there's no meds for you, there's no 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:05.120 drinking for you. Everything is on the street and narrow. 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:07.879