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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call Brook. Recently chaperoned her very

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Speaker 1: first school field trip for her many Yeah, so she

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Speaker 1: knows the potential dangers of what could go wrong once

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Speaker 1: kids are out and about. And that's what happens today

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Speaker 1: when we call one mom who at the very last

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Speaker 1: minute couldn't make her chaperoning duties. So one of the

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Speaker 1: other parents wanted to prank her, and we did that

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Speaker 1: by having Jose pose as the substitute teacher who was

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Speaker 1: in charge of leading the trip. It's your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now on the twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: mister Theo from Short Elementary. I'm subbing from Miss Winners class.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, Hi, I just wanted to call. I have

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Speaker 1: a pleasure of taking your son Colton on the school

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Speaker 1: field trip today. Oh good, is everything? Okay, Everything's great.

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Speaker 1: He's actually back at recess right now. But I did

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Speaker 1: need to tell you he's probably going to have some

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Speaker 1: interesting conversations with you later on when he gets home.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean. Well, as you know, miss was

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Speaker 1: called in sick and they were scheduled to go to

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Speaker 1: the zoo to check out the owl exhibit. So I

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Speaker 1: was in charge all of a sudden because she was ill,

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Speaker 1: and I got I would say a little confused, and

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Speaker 1: I accidentally took the children to Hooters. Yeah, my mistake.

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Speaker 1: I'd actually never been to a Hooters before. I'd never

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Speaker 1: heard of it, so I thought it was an owl sanctuary.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? You can see the confusion. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's Owl's Hooters, you know, Hoot hoot? You took my

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Speaker 1: son to Hooters? Correct, and a lot of other kids.

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Speaker 1: How could this even happen? You're a teacher, you should

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Speaker 1: know better. I will say, the whole experience actually turned

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Speaker 1: out much better than I expected. Please tell me you

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Speaker 1: turned around and less well. Once I opened the door,

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Speaker 1: I'd say ninety nine percent of me agreed. I said

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Speaker 1: we need to leave right now. This isn't right. But

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Speaker 1: but that one percent of me was like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: the kids could really learn a lot from here. You know.

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Speaker 1: I also didn't want them to ruin their field trip day.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? So you actually went in

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Speaker 1: something like I said, it was educational and very informant.

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Speaker 1: What are you seeing? A bunch of women dressed in

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Speaker 1: skimpy clothing is not an educational experience. I think you've

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Speaker 1: got it all wrong. Our server, Destiny, taught all of

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Speaker 1: the children how to get bigger tips if they ever

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Speaker 1: end up in the service industry. What your tips? Tips?

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Speaker 1: You know tips? What did you think? I said? I

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Speaker 1: cannot believe I am having this conversation. Sure, a substitute teacher.

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Speaker 1: I just want to remind you that not the regular

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Speaker 1: normal teacher. I don't care. You're an adult. You should

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Speaker 1: know better than to bring kids there. Not died now,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Oh my god. But look, the reason

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you is there is a chance tonight, if

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Speaker 1: you're serving him dinner, Colton may attempt to flirt with you. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: he's not well. I just light compliments, maybe on your

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Speaker 1: genes and how well they fit. Are you an idiot? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm a substitute teacher. I understand your confusion. Do you

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Speaker 1: realize what you're doing to these kids? They're little? What

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Speaker 1: I'm doing is I'm trying to teach them valuable life skills, like,

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Speaker 1: for example, the tip difference between a beat cup and

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Speaker 1: a Sea cup could be up to fifty dollars a night.

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Speaker 1: Did you know that? I didn't stop it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: don't even get me started on D's, but I will

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Speaker 1: tell you he did get to touch a Hooter what

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Speaker 1: oh oh, no, no no, no, I mean an owl. We

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Speaker 1: went back to the zoo after the wing eating contest.

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Speaker 1: I've had enough of this. Can you give me your name?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the principle of the minute I hang up

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Speaker 1: with you. You seem upset. Yeah, I'm guessing you'll feel

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Speaker 1: better when Calton gives you the free Hooters T shirt.

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Speaker 1: All the kids got extra small. And that's not all.

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Speaker 1: Each kid got a free prank phone call from the

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Speaker 1: radio two. What what the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: My name's actually jose from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank. Oh my god. Your friend Darcy set

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Speaker 1: you up. She said to the school, asked you to

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Speaker 1: chaperon a field trip recently, but you had to decline,

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Speaker 1: so she wanted to have no. No, Carlton did not

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Speaker 1: go to hoot. Well, from what I know, I'm not

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Speaker 1: the im not even the substitute teacher. I'm just a

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Speaker 1: stupid idiot on the radio. So I oh oooh, just

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Speaker 1: like an owl. You have been the Hooters? No, I

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Speaker 1: have never been. I'm never going to wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, Morning