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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Which sucks.

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Speaker 1: That sucks because I've been having a blast and we've

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Speaker 1: gone over so much. I feel like they have been

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Speaker 1: highs and there have been lows, and it's just I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's it's been rough out there. It's been rough out there,

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Speaker 1: but at the same time being brilliant from me the

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Speaker 1: showgun what Chris. It has been brilliant. And now it's

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Speaker 1: time for you, not your brilliance, though your humiliation. I

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Speaker 1: share all of mine with you, do I not your

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Speaker 1: most embarrassing stories. We're doing it all you ready? You

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Speaker 1: ready for this?

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Speaker 2: I'm ready for this.

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Speaker 1: Bruce in Spokane, go.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 4: Jesse.

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Speaker 5: First, I want to say thank you for all you

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Speaker 5: do and I hope you enjoy this. When I was

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Speaker 5: seventeen years old, I was in a small grocery store

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Speaker 5: in a small town in South Dakota and the bread

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Speaker 5: isle was completely empty. I get up to the checkout

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Speaker 5: color there's a good looking young girl there, and before

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Speaker 5: I realized what I was saying and I was getting

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Speaker 5: checked out, I asked her if there was any place

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Speaker 5: in this town, you could get bread, have a good evening.

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Speaker 6: Oh you know.

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Speaker 1: It's yes, it's embarrassing, but you know how women. Women

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Speaker 1: are obviously more They're tend to be more emotional than

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Speaker 1: men and things like that, and they can get caught

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Speaker 1: up in the emotion of a relationship. And these are

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Speaker 1: all well established things. But I wonder if women appreciate

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Speaker 1: how nerve rattling it is for young dudes who haven't

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Speaker 1: really found their confidence yet to speak to them. When

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Speaker 1: you're going up to speak to a pretty girl when

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Speaker 1: you're young and skinny. I remember when I was fourteen

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Speaker 1: years old, and all you know is they're really hot

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Speaker 1: and I would really like to be able to, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, talk to her, maybe have her just hang

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Speaker 1: bit and walking up to them. It's seriously not ladies.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna think I'm lying when I say this, but

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Speaker 1: I need you to hear me. The fellows will back

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Speaker 1: me up on this. If I had to choose. You

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Speaker 1: know how tall a hundred foot cliff is. If there

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Speaker 1: I can land it, but it's gonna hurt no matter

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Speaker 1: what when I land in the water. If I had

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Speaker 1: to choose between jumping off one hundred foot cliff when

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Speaker 1: I was fourteen and talking to a pretty girl and

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Speaker 1: I was confident, kid, I don't know which one I

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Speaker 1: would have chosen. Your knees start knocking together. It's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: what they do to us. Why did you do that

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Speaker 1: to us? Lord? It's terrible, these dagon women ivan Idaho go.

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Speaker 2: I don't know necessarily that I felt super embarrassed about

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Speaker 2: embarrassing it really was. But when I was just a

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Speaker 2: and we used to spend a lot of time on

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Speaker 2: my grandparents' farm. We were sitting on the porch one

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Speaker 2: He'd let me have a few. I was roughly four

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Speaker 2: I thought to myself, Man, those are just absolutely delicious.

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Speaker 2: Asked him for some more, and he said, no, you

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Speaker 2: And he said, out there in that field where all

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Speaker 2: and I spent forty five minutes to an hour trying

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Speaker 2: He was never successful, but he likes to remind me

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, buddy, I'm sorry. Look, I've been there. I

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Speaker 1: got two pea stories. Look first, all two of them. First,

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Speaker 1: that's not even the worst time, Chris. The worst time

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Speaker 1: was we were at the beach and I'd never been

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Speaker 1: I had to pee and I told m Dad. I said, Dad,

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Speaker 1: right then. And there I've been there, dude. There's nothing

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Speaker 3: Okay, Jesse. I was on a Westpac tour as a

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Speaker 3: corporal in the Marines. We were stationed at Diego Garcia.

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Speaker 3: At Diego Garcia, there was Brits and the Brits wanted

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Speaker 3: and they said, hey, Ed, you know that lady over

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Speaker 3: talk to her. And she said, Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I said, where are you from? She said Birmingham.

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Speaker 8: I said, Birmingham.

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Speaker 9: I'm in the Marine for I've been in Birmingham, Alabama.

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Speaker 3: And she said, no, you silly quit Birmingham, England.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what. I've never been to Birmingham, England,

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Speaker 1: but I bet it isn't near as cool as Birmingham, Alabama.

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Speaker 1: I love that freaking city. I should note this. This

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Speaker 1: a second. Eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: seven three your most embarrassing stories. No politics, tonight, too

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Speaker 1: much heavy tonight already eight seven seven three seven seven

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Speaker 1: the various services, who listen. Obviously in the Marines, there's

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Speaker 1: to listen to me. Now. I have spent some time

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Speaker 1: for six months in the Marine Corps, hung out with

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Speaker 1: you Leon grunts, you all these guys. You don't go

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Speaker 1: drink with them, all right? No, Chris, don't ask why.

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Speaker 1: Just trust me on this. It doesn't matter how big

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Speaker 1: and tough and strong you think you are. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: from Wisconsin. No, I know, and I love you, and

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Speaker 1: I love Wisconsin, and I know that you love your

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Speaker 1: beer in Wisconsin, and I get all that. The British

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Speaker 1: you definitely want them with you. You don't want to

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Speaker 1: be against them, per se. Thankfully we got along great

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Speaker 1: Benji in Wisconsin.

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Speaker 4: Go yes, sir. We had a tour to Russia in

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Speaker 4: nineteen seventy seven, and I met a girl there and

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Speaker 4: then her parents build a house just four or five

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Speaker 1: Thirteen Benji, pg. Thirteen. The kids are listening.

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Speaker 4: Sir, yes, sir, absolutely, and because this is it's an

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Speaker 4: just says, oh, excuse me, and then he closes the

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Speaker 1: I got lost there? Did I mean? Michael, Chris? You

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Speaker 1: neither of you? Do you? I miss something? I feel

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Speaker 1: like maybe I miss something. You know what, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: That's whose fault it was. That's Chris's fault. We'll get

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Speaker 1: just a second. That's the I want to deal with

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Speaker 1: this real quickly first, and we'll get back to your

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Speaker 1: embarrassing stories. Jesse, your description of a struggle session confirmed

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Speaker 1: what I've been concerned about with my job for a

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Speaker 1: long time. This is from last night. In case you're

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Speaker 1: wondering what he's talk about, go download the podcast. iHeart Google, Spotify, iTunes.

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Speaker 1: We talk about struggle sessions. I want to apply for

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Speaker 1: leadership positions. I've been in an industry for twenty years,

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Speaker 1: have my degree, I've been in management. I do well.

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Speaker 1: There are good opportunities. However, my company has gone full woke.

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Speaker 1: But it's gut wrenching because I have am ambitions. I

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Speaker 1: look at other companies, but in the job descriptions, they

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Speaker 1: all have the disclaimer that applicants will be considered regardless

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Speaker 1: of whatever sex orientation, so on and so forth. What

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Speaker 1: advice do you have for us anti communists that would

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Speaker 1: still like to advance in our careers. I would advise

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Speaker 1: you to reach out to New Founding. That's what I

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Speaker 1: trust me. Their job right now is finding people like

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Speaker 1: all right, New Founding. For those who are going to

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Speaker 1: are good dudes. Now, before we get to your embarrassing stories,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's more embarrassing than eating ice cream with

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Speaker 1: You know what's more embarrassing than that, starving to death.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine being so unprepared that the grocery store

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Speaker 1: Chinese dropped an EMP and attacked our power grid, and

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Speaker 1: you're bagging your neighbors for food to feed your family.

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Speaker 1: In the meantime, there's me across the street. I went

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Speaker 1: to prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com before there was

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Speaker 1: a problem, and I got an emergency three month food

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Speaker 1: in the window of our house eating our delicious two

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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Reminding

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Speaker 1: you you can email your love, your hate, your death threats,

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Speaker 1: all of it is welcome at jesseat Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: I have to do just two quick psays here. One's

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Speaker 1: this the first time in history.

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Speaker 11: Credit card debt four Americans has hit one trillion dollars.

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Speaker 11: To be exact, one trillion and three million dollars. That's

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Speaker 11: coorting the Federal Reserve Bank on New York. That big

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Speaker 1: I understand that money problems are things people go through,

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Speaker 5: I get it.

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Speaker 1: I've I've been there, right, I've had to put payments

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Speaker 1: I know. If it can be avoided, please do not

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Speaker 1: numbers that nobody talks about. You've heard me mention it

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Speaker 1: What's happening is people are okay, So I make fifty

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Speaker 1: So people instead of cutting back, they're piling on credit

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Speaker 1: embarrassing stories. You've heard them talk about global bullet boiling

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Speaker 1: from the they're melting ice sheets. Have you ever talked

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Speaker 1: discussed that you can't meet these people halfway. In fact,

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Speaker 1: it's important that you do not. And the reason you

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Speaker 1: important you don't join her there now before we get

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Speaker 1: to these embarrassing stories again, embarrassing stories from you. I again,

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Speaker 1: And then I want to play you what Joe Biden

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Speaker 14: Read your press? I was right, thanks so so the

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Speaker 1: That's Joe Biden getting lippy with reporters for daring to

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Speaker 1: them here in just a minute and a little celebration.

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Speaker 1: A little celebration because Anheuser Busch is now being forced

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Speaker 1: Embarrassing stories next, Hang up, he doesn't care if you

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Speaker 1: believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly. It is the

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Speaker 1: the podcast of the show on iHeart, Google, Spotify, iTunes.

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Speaker 7: New York, go, this was a business dinner, right, and

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Speaker 15: So when I was unmarried into my twenties, I was

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Speaker 6: well it didn't travel across the river. Now I'm a

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Speaker 6: I'm a corporate trader. I can project my voice. I'm

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Speaker 6: a loud check so like, hey, neighbor, He's already pulling

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Speaker 6: his boat up, so must have scared the crap out

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Speaker 6: of him. He's pulling his boat up, gleeving. He's running away.

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Speaker 6: He looks at me. It's like Heaven, I didn't mean

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Speaker 6: to flash you, just letting him know that I'm not

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Speaker 6: a pervert and I'm not trying to get a kingship.

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Speaker 6: But it was one of the most embarrassings it should

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Speaker 6: ever happened to me. But it's also funny anyway. That

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Speaker 6: never became a problem again. But I always look up

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Speaker 6: before I looked out and run around naked.

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Speaker 17: Guess that's fine.

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Speaker 1: The best part of that story, Cindy, is picturing you

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Speaker 1: commando crawling through the cabin back to your room. That

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Speaker 1: that's outstanding. That's this is as good as it gets.

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Speaker 1: Sean and Mobile Gosh, I gotta get down to Mobile

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Speaker 1: co Sean.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Jesse. I was fourteen years old. My MoMA bought

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Speaker 8: me a mini bte with a pull cord. My friends

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Speaker 8: all had real motorcycles with kickstarts. We were on a

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Speaker 8: big dirt hill. They're about to build a new shopping center.

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Speaker 8: Cop pulls up. We weren't supposed to be there. Friends

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Speaker 8: kicked one time. Boom, they're gone. Cop walk took me. Well,

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Speaker 8: I'm pulling the cord. He said, you gotta choke it.

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Speaker 8: Then he turned and walked away.

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Speaker 1: M headlight. Tampa mayor makes one point one million dollar

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Speaker 1: cocaine catch while fishing in the fl To Keys with

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Speaker 1: the family. Her name's Jane Castor, and the story is

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Speaker 1: that she was out fishing with her family and she

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Speaker 1: found twenty five bricks of cocaine, one point one million

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Speaker 1: dollars of cocaine. So I just want to say a

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Speaker 1: couple of things here. It's best not to be a

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Speaker 1: cynic in life. You don't want to be a cynic.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, you don't want to be

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Speaker 1: naive either. You want to be aware. And I just

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Speaker 1: want to say this, if you believe that a politician

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Speaker 1: who exists in their position of power by being elected

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Speaker 1: by the people, if you believe that a politician randomly

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Speaker 1: came across twenty five bricks of cocaine while fishing off

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Speaker 1: the Florida Keys, I would like for you to reach

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Speaker 1: out to the Jesse Kelly Show because I have a bridge,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to sell you. I have some motion front

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Speaker 1: property in Arizona. Thank you, George straight for that line.

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Speaker 1: I've got some outstanding deals for you at bargain bottom prices.

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Speaker 1: But if you're the type of person who actually believes

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Speaker 1: that Tampa mayor caught twenty five bricks in cocaine, you're

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Speaker 1: somebody I want to do business with. Shannon Texas go.

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Speaker 2: Hi Jesse.

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Speaker 16: One time, when I was a kid, my father graduated

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Speaker 16: from the Naiblecademy at fifty five, who was a lieutenant

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Speaker 16: commander on his when he retired. Were stationed in Brazil.

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Speaker 16: We're coming back to the US. We're in Bogata, Columbia.

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Speaker 16: My sister's sixteen, I'm fourteen, and they were searching my

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Speaker 16: sister's purse while we're waiting at the terminal with in

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Speaker 16: a tampon. They had never seen one.

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Speaker 10: They opened it up.

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Speaker 16: My dad looked at him and he said, you pulled

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Speaker 16: the string and.

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Speaker 10: It goes boom.

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Speaker 16: You should have seen them all. All the Europeans were going,

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Speaker 16: oh my god. My sister was freaking out, and finally

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Speaker 16: a woman's security officers up. She goes, God, just leave

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Speaker 16: them alone. Leave them alone, worse my sister, but my dad.

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Speaker 16: He challenges everybody.

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Speaker 7: Guy.

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Speaker 1: Uh, you know what's terrible. I mean, I love having sons,

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Speaker 1: but I'll never have the opportunity to to do that

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Speaker 1: stuff to daughters with sons.

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Speaker 10: I do.

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Speaker 1: Just the other day, I went on a ruck outside

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Speaker 1: where I put some weight in a pack. Started to

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Speaker 1: do that more and more now, starting to just it's

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Speaker 1: good for the heart, good for the muscles, good for

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Speaker 1: the back. And it's hot out down here and the

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Speaker 1: sun's out. So I take this ay manute. It's not

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Speaker 1: the best looking brimmed hat, certainly, nothing nice. It's not

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Speaker 1: like a cowboy hat. And I put it on, and

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Speaker 1: I happened to have long socks on with my shorts,

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Speaker 1: and I put on sunglasses, and I have a pack

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Speaker 1: on it. And I'm walking out the front door, and

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Speaker 1: the wife and kids they go, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: You're not leaving the house like that in our neighborhood,

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Speaker 1: around our neighbors. And I said, boy, yeah, why wouldn't I?

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Speaker 1: And I just left, And apparently Bob told the boys

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Speaker 1: when I left that I'm the most confident human being

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Speaker 1: she's ever met in her entire lifetime. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: why would change it the hat it has to be effective.

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Speaker 1: I'm working out I'm not going to prom effective anyway.

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Speaker 1: If I had a daughter, I think about all the

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Speaker 1: various ways I would be able to embarrass her and

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Speaker 1: how much fun that would be, and those opportunities are

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Speaker 1: denied me. Now I've jaded my kids to the point

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Speaker 1: where my son's it doesn't even work anymore. All right,

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Speaker 1: speaking of family, I have something fun for the family

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Speaker 1: to the rest of these. We'll wrap these up, then

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. And I'm gonna do two things

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Speaker 1: real quick before I'll let you finish with your embarrassing stories.

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Speaker 1: First thing is Arizona Coalition launches effort to get abortion

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Speaker 1: rights on the ballot. I just want to say that

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Speaker 1: when the right faces down cultural issues, they will immediately

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Speaker 1: navel gaze and him and haw and stress about all

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Speaker 1: the people they might turn off if they get to

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Speaker 1: what's that word they love? Extreme? They get too extreme?

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Speaker 1: The communists, the people who've been winning, they never have

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Speaker 1: that conversation. They never stress about that at all. It's

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Speaker 1: moving the cultural ball forward at all times, attacking without

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Speaker 1: an attack, attack, attack, attack the right? Oh WHOA not

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Speaker 1: too far?

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Speaker 6: WHOA?

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Speaker 1: Is that doing it the right way? What if this

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Speaker 1: turns off independence? Only one person plans on victory in

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Speaker 1: the end. The other person wants to lose gracefully though,

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Speaker 1: and look good while they do it. That's why I

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Speaker 1: call them the low T GOP. That's why they're all

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Speaker 1: going to be on chock. My mission in life is

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Speaker 1: you're embarrassing stories, John Waterloo, go.

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Speaker 18: Yes.

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Speaker 17: I was at my in laws one day shortly after Christmas.

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Speaker 17: My son was born in October, so about two months

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Speaker 17: later we were opening at Christmas time, opening Christmas presents,

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Speaker 17: and all my in laws commented how smart my child was,

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Speaker 17: And in front of all my in laws, I mentioned

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Speaker 17: that the intelligence comes from my side of the family.

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Speaker 17: I thought I was going to get killed.

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Speaker 1: That's so good. I do that stuff all the time.

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Speaker 1: Dan and Chia or Dan and Wyoming, Go.

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Speaker 10: Hey, Jesse.

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Speaker 9: I am calling from my brand new pure Talk phone

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Speaker 9: on Pure Talk service. The hardest part of getting it

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Speaker 9: was getting my former carrier to drop it my former service.

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Speaker 9: But I grew up in West Texas and I was

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Speaker 9: down downtown with my family. I was probably eight years old,

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Speaker 9: and it was one of those old time department stores

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Speaker 9: and they had mannequins in the window, and like I said,

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Speaker 9: I was about eight. The mannequin was up on a

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Speaker 9: little stand, so it was up a little bit. So

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Speaker 9: I looked underneath the skirt to see what might be

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Speaker 9: under underneath the skirt, and I even reached up it

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Speaker 9: up there, and of course there's nothing up there, you know.

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Speaker 9: And I pulled my head out and there's two guys

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Speaker 9: right outside the window of this department store on the

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Speaker 9: street looking in at me with my head underneath the

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Speaker 9: skirt of the mannequin. And I turned and I ran

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Speaker 9: away from men.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That sucks. Bruce and Boston, go Bruce, Hey Jesse.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, So this was back right around when the Challenger crash.

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Speaker 18: It was about a week before the Challenger crash with

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Speaker 18: Crystal mccullov in there. Anyways, I'm going all the way

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Speaker 18: from Montreal across Canada in that nasty weather. I make

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Speaker 18: it all the way through Reinaud's past, dead man's past,

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Speaker 18: and I get all the way to Vancouver, where I'm

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Speaker 18: gonna turn left and go salt into Seattle area, Tacoma.

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Speaker 18: And I had to go to the bathroom so bad.

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Speaker 18: And the men's room was locked, and so I went

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Speaker 18: in the ladies room. There was nobody in there. I

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Speaker 18: checked first, and I went in and sat down, and

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Speaker 18: this woman coming and sat down in the stall next

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Speaker 18: to me, and she must have saw my boots and

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Speaker 18: she screamed bloody murder, and I said, Pam, I just

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Speaker 18: went through hell. And all's I wanted to do go

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Speaker 18: to the bathroom, and I had to go. I'm not

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Speaker 18: going to go out on the sidewalk. I was like,

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Speaker 18: now I would be acceptable, like San Francisco, right, Jesse,

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Speaker 18: But I all I wanted to do was go to

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Speaker 18: the bathroom. And I had to go so bad. It

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Speaker 18: was I was killing me. And that was my giddy up.

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Speaker 18: I got out of there. I got on my truck

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Speaker 18: and I got the hell out of there.

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Speaker 1: Imagine what you'd feel like as a woman if you

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Speaker 1: went into a public restroom and saw a dude next you,

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Speaker 1: you would have immediately the worst thoughts. Right, all right,

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Speaker 1: final one, we're out of time. Alex Washington co.

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Speaker 10: Yes, I was a rookie, just got hired on the

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Speaker 10: fire department, or I was twenty one years a week.

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Speaker 19: And at that time when the officer said something, all

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Speaker 19: you did is say yes, sir. So we just got

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Speaker 19: that from a medical call in. The captain call me

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Speaker 19: over and said Alex, and I went, yes, sir.

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Speaker 10: He says, you run up to the hospital because I

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Speaker 10: forgot something. And me, I said what do you want

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Speaker 10: me to get? He said sloping too, So I ran

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Speaker 10: up to the hot spinal and I walked in the garden.

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Speaker 10: Of course, the captain told them Mark was coming. And

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Speaker 10: at this the doctors and the nurses was genius. Almar

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Speaker 10: on the ground because I went up to get slopingan toothed. Oh.

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Speaker 1: That's I will tell you. That's why I love firehouses.

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Speaker 1: That's why I've always gotten along with firemen. They're just

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Speaker 1: that smart type of area.

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Speaker 18: And now here's a headline.

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Speaker 1: You know the.

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Speaker 9: Thing, headlines we didn't get to you.

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Speaker 1: Air horns and moving trucks. How Oakland, California residents are

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Speaker 1: facing a surge in crime? Are they facing it by

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Speaker 1: voting a different way? Or are they voting Democrat every time?

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Speaker 1: Because that's really the only part I care about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: get your air horns, get your moving trucks. You keep

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Speaker 1: voting for it. Georgia DA expected to charge Trump under

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Speaker 1: anti mafia Rico law, yet another completely ridiculous charge over

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Speaker 1: the top. The entire world is watching as Trump's about

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Speaker 1: to get indicted the fourth time. But remember, none of

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Speaker 1: these communists care that it's ridiculous that it looks bad

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Speaker 1: because the communist, he only cares about power, rewarding his friends,

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Speaker 1: smashing his enemies. That's the problem. That's what we're up against.

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Speaker 1: While we're doing things the right way. Remote work gave

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Speaker 1: them a reprieve from racism. They don't want to go back.

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Speaker 1: Oh look, another excuse for somebody to not want to

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Speaker 1: go to work. Seventy four year old Italian cheesemaker crushed

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Speaker 1: to death by a cascade of falling cheese wheels that's

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Speaker 1: exactly how I want to go. Small business outlook remains

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Speaker 1: dismal for the nineteenth straight month. Yes, a reminder, every

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Speaker 1: time they talk about the Great economy, they're only talking

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Speaker 1: about the big corporations that work for the Democrats. Small

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Speaker 1: business has been gutted in this country. You have not

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Speaker 1: been gutted. You've been enjoying three hours of the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show and it will return tomorrow. Tomorrow.

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Speaker 9: That's all.